Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2 (Read 167259 times)

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #1610 on:** September 27, 2013, 05:34:43 AM »

Ron Jeremy and Stephen Hawking in "The Big Bang Theory"

Superman and Zod in "The Zodd Couple"

Zydar · « **Reply #1611 on:** September 27, 2013, 05:59:35 AM »

Quote from: BlobVanDam on September 27, 2013, 05:34:43 AM

Superman and Zod in "The Zodd Couple"

Winner!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1612 on:** September 27, 2013, 06:00:36 AM »

JJ Abrams and BlobVanDam - The Making of Star Trek 13.

King and Snapple - Pitching both ends of a double header.

Bosk and Itchy - This is my Domain!

Zydar and DarkLordLalinc - The Chloroform Tales

Edit: Ninja'd!!

Zydar · « **Reply #1613 on:** September 27, 2013, 06:02:05 AM »

Sorry jingle, yours were great too.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #1614 on:** September 27, 2013, 06:15:30 AM »

Thanks Zydar! Give me a minute to come up with a new one.

Zydar · « **Reply #1615 on:** September 27, 2013, 06:17:29 AM »

Standings:

gmillerdrake - 14
jingle.boy - 14
lonestar - 9
BlobVanDam - 6
kingshmegland - 6
TempusVox - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
Zydar - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
masterthes - 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #1616 on:** September 27, 2013, 07:11:09 AM »

New scene - Weirdest or most worrying thing for the doctor to say to you.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1617 on:** September 27, 2013, 07:39:49 AM »

Now that's an interesting aroma.

I'm out of lube. You don't mind me going in dry, do you?

This is going to hurt... a LOT.

I'm not gonna lie, I'm kinda turned on right now.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1618 on:** September 27, 2013, 08:22:55 AM »

Three Semen Slurpee's a day should clear up that sore throat.

I recommend that after I remove these genital warts you use them as pizza toppings.

I received my PHd. while serving a 25 year sentence for beastiality animal mutilation.

lonestar · « **Reply #1619 on:** September 27, 2013, 08:26:48 AM »

OK, let's see what Obamacare really covers....

OK, I'm going to pull out now...

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1620 on:** September 27, 2013, 08:32:42 AM »

You have the weirdest boner I've ever seen kid. And I've seen A LOT.

Geez lady, when's the last time you douche'd? Smells like a skunk crawled up there and had a shart.

Podaar · « **Reply #1621 on:** September 27, 2013, 08:37:45 AM »

Uh oh...

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1622 on:** September 27, 2013, 09:07:59 AM »

Traditionally I wouldn't use my stethoscope in this manner, but the long cord makes it easily retrievable.

Now if you wouldn't mid returning the favor and asking me to turn my head and cough?

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1623 on:** September 27, 2013, 09:32:33 AM »

In an effort to relieve the financial burden of Dr. visits I've replaced all Co-Pays with just giving me a 'handy'......I'll meet you in patient bathroom 6, just gonna go grab the lotion.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1624 on:** September 27, 2013, 10:39:24 AM »

No trust me the Affordable Health Care Act has tongue depressors being replaced by just using the Providers Penis. I know it's odd but hey....every little penny saved helps right? Now open up and say Ahhhhhh........

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1625 on:** September 27, 2013, 11:52:41 AM »

Bend over, cough and this tickle will cost you a thousand dollars.

So that's where I lost my watch!!!

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #1626 on:** September 28, 2013, 07:32:55 AM »

Hello. My name is Dr. E, but you can call me Doc. Zydar! Now drop your pants...

TempusVox · « **Reply #1627 on:** September 28, 2013, 12:58:18 PM »

So, while you were asleep I gave you some of my famous Two Ball Root Serum. That infection should clear right up.

lonestar · « **Reply #1628 on:** September 28, 2013, 02:02:55 PM »

Doctor: So, Mrs. Johnson....

Patient: But I'm a guy...

Doctor: Yeah....about that....

masterthes · « **Reply #1629 on:** September 28, 2013, 04:29:04 PM »

*while operating on a patient*

I'm not so sure if he needs that or not

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1630 on:** September 28, 2013, 06:49:08 PM »

70's porn music relaxes me. How about you?

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #1631 on:** September 30, 2013, 01:35:26 AM »

It seems it often comes down to jingle and gmillerdrake. Why do you guys have to make this so hard?!

Speaking of hard, jingle wins it for this disturbing one-

Quote from: jingle.boy on September 27, 2013, 08:32:42 AM

You have the weirdest boner I've ever seen kid. And I've seen A LOT.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1632 on:** September 30, 2013, 09:49:04 PM »

Thank you sir. The lead is mine again!!!

Standings:

jingle.boy - 15
gmillerdrake - 14
lonestar - 9
BlobVanDam - 6
kingshmegland - 6
TempusVox - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
Zydar - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
masterthes - 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

The first words out of your mouth at a Dream Theater meet-and-greet.

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #1633 on:** September 30, 2013, 10:03:34 PM »

"Hey guys, I've been practicing, will you let me back into the band?"

"FOREVER MORE. INTO THE NIGHT. BLISTERING."

lonestar · « **Reply #1634 on:** September 30, 2013, 10:27:10 PM »

Hey gents, have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #1635 on:** September 30, 2013, 11:43:00 PM »

"Y U NO COME TO INDONZIEA?"

"Wanna see my third nipple?"

To JMX: "OH MY GOD! IT'S JACKIE CHAN!!!!"

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #1636 on:** October 01, 2013, 06:35:45 AM »

I still believe, in spite of everything, that prog fans are truly good at heart.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1637 on:** October 01, 2013, 08:59:53 AM »

Here's the deal.....for $10, a free guitar pic and if MM plays 'Wipeout' on my belly......I'll tell you what the Fourth Dance is.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1638 on:** October 01, 2013, 09:05:28 AM »

Let me introduce, my brother.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1639 on:** October 01, 2013, 09:20:26 AM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on October 01, 2013, 09:05:28 AM

Let me introduce, my brother.

.......but please don't shake his hand, it's killing him.

? · « **Reply #1640 on:** October 01, 2013, 09:23:58 AM »

Would you like to see my secret holy place?

Hey gents, have you accepted Kevin Moore as your Lord and Savior?

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1641 on:** October 01, 2013, 09:30:31 AM »

So I've been thinking.....the 'Evening With' dates should actually be a literal, Biblical 'With'. I've brought some K-Y and have had a few shots.......lets say we get a 'rehearsal in?

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1642 on:** October 01, 2013, 10:53:02 AM »

Oh My God....Hello guys.....wow, his is so unreal....you guys can't imagine what this feels like....I have the weirdest boner right now. Will you sign it?

TempusVox · « **Reply #1643 on:** October 01, 2013, 02:58:50 PM »

"I don't really know who you guys are, but I have a pen...so what the fuck?"

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1644 on:** October 01, 2013, 03:40:55 PM »

So you're like the Smashing Pumpkins and have a girl bass player?!

News: Welcome back, Mike Portnoy!

Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2 (Read 167259 times)