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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6440 on: October 12, 2021, 10:30:16 AM »
I see there is a new album from Murder Of My Sweet, and strangely it’s a sequel to another band’s album - the very great Mind’s Eye album A Gentleman’s Hurricane. how very prog… the link is songwriter, drummer, keyboard player, producer Daniel Flores.

Apparently it follows the daughter of the hitman from the first album.

https://youtu.be/O0OcjtEih4o



You can really hear the sound of A Gentleman's Hurricaine in there.  Though, it is quite a lot more ... Frontiers-y than the original.  I'll spin it when it drops in December.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6441 on: October 12, 2021, 04:42:21 PM »
Anyone here listen to Vega? They are one of those bands I just lumped in with the cookie cutter Scandinavian AOR bands that bore the tits off me. I noticed that they are playing a pub I go to see bands fairly nearby so I gave them a listen.

For a modern AOR band this new album is pretty good. I think I’ll go see them.

I've pimped them many times on here Paul.  I love them.  They are really the only melodic rock band I follow these days for the most part.

I've followed them since their debut.  I've been meaning to order the new one but haven't gotten around to it.  My fav albums are What the Hell and Stereo Messiah.  The last one Grit Your Teeth may be third, that was killer.  Go and see them mate.  I'd bloody love to see them.  What I've seen on YouTube they put on a good show.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6442 on: October 14, 2021, 07:53:10 PM »
This new Crazy Lixx song (cheesy is a given) is perfect for your "car stereo"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O56OmUNEvjc
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6443 on: October 14, 2021, 07:54:51 PM »
It's perfect for "your" car stereo maybe..
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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« Reply #6444 on: October 14, 2021, 07:57:05 PM »
It's perfect for "your" car stereo maybe..

Someone is following me around disagreeing with everything I say  :lol

I hear Winger in the pre-chorus ........gold  :metal
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6445 on: October 14, 2021, 07:58:50 PM »
It's perfect for "your" car stereo maybe..

Someone is following me around disagreeing with everything I say  :lol

I hear Winger in the pre-chorus ........gold  :metal

I'm gonna treat that like a scammer phone call. I'm not answering! :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6446 on: October 14, 2021, 08:07:27 PM »
If I listen to Crazy Lixx on my car stereo, my windows are firmly wound up.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6447 on: October 15, 2021, 12:04:20 AM »
This new Crazy Lixx song (cheesy is a given) is perfect for your "car stereo"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O56OmUNEvjc

I love Crazy Lixx and enjoyed the eye candy. Maybe we can send her round to knock some sense into Tim? 😁😁

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6448 on: November 06, 2021, 06:59:37 AM »
Just listened to Shy’s Excess All Areas this morning at work.
Tony Mills  :hefdaddy
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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« Reply #6449 on: November 06, 2021, 10:08:39 AM »
Just listened to Shy’s Excess All Areas this morning at work.
Tony Mills  :hefdaddy

Agreed.

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6450 on: November 06, 2021, 10:34:01 AM »
Just listened to Shy’s Excess All Areas this morning at work.
Tony Mills  :hefdaddy

Agreed.

I love his stuff with Siam. I Have the cds. R.I.P. Tony  :heart

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« Reply #6451 on: November 07, 2021, 02:29:44 AM »
He had such a unique, pleasing voice.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6452 on: November 07, 2021, 04:33:08 AM »
Finally spun that Nestor release.  It may not be actually be on Frontiers, but it fits the mold - in a very good way.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6453 on: November 08, 2021, 08:37:56 AM »
Finally spun that Nestor release.  It may not be actually be on Frontiers, but it fits the mold - in a very good way.

This album is a lot of fun! I really enjoyed the first few videos they put out. They are obviously doing tribute to a cheesy time, but damn, they are great musicians and the videos were entertaining to say the least! They nail a sound of a past era, but it's still fresh and better performed and played than some of the acts from the past. 
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6454 on: November 09, 2021, 03:44:57 PM »
Finally spun that Nestor release.  It may not be actually be on Frontiers, but it fits the mold - in a very good way.

This album is a lot of fun! I really enjoyed the first few videos they put out. They are obviously doing tribute to a cheesy time, but damn, they are great musicians and the videos were entertaining to say the least! They nail a sound of a past era, but it's still fresh and better performed and played than some of the acts from the past.

Not had chance to play the album yet but I enjoyed the videos they put out. Looking forward to it.

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« Reply #6455 on: November 09, 2021, 04:07:53 PM »
Finally spun that Nestor release.  It may not be actually be on Frontiers, but it fits the mold - in a very good way.

Really enjoyed it! They nail the sound and the whole mood. And they have the songs to back it up.

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6456 on: November 14, 2021, 02:45:47 AM »
Really enjoyed both this year's The End Machine and Wayward Sons releases.  Neither essential to casual listeners but anyone who grew up ion Dokken grooved along to the first couple Lynch Mob albums or dug the shit outta Little Angels should enjoy \m/

For me Frontiers succeed when they leave bands to their own devices such as these and recent Spread Eagle etc!

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6457 on: November 14, 2021, 07:50:13 PM »

For me Frontiers succeed when they leave bands to their own devices

This is probably where I am. I know I have a few Frontiers releases but I am not sure if any have wolfking's favorite songwriter on them.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6458 on: November 15, 2021, 03:31:52 AM »

For me Frontiers succeed when they leave bands to their own devices

This is probably where I am. I know I have a few Frontiers releases but I am not sure if any have wolfking's favorite songwriter on them.

When I started this thread I was a bit of a fanatic with what Frontiers were doing.  While its true now leaving bands do their thing is the better product, the manufactured shit they are doing used to be good.

Allen/Lande, Sunstorm, Place Vendome, the Toby Hitchcock, Hardline, Find Me etc were all quality years ago.  Frontiers got greedy and has just kept taking the concept too far and devaluing the idea of putting quality musicians together.

It would be intriguing to find the time to read through this whole thread to see the decline.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6459 on: November 15, 2021, 05:23:02 AM »
185 pages would be. looooong read
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« Reply #6460 on: November 15, 2021, 08:44:16 AM »
185 pages would be. looooong read


Adjust your settings and it's only 130 pages.  Much more doable.  ;)

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« Reply #6461 on: November 15, 2021, 10:26:23 AM »
Exactly 10 years ago and 6 days ago I started this thread.  That's insane.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6462 on: November 15, 2021, 11:16:33 AM »
Really enjoyed both this year's The End Machine and Wayward Sons releases.  Neither essential to casual listeners but anyone who grew up ion Dokken grooved along to the first couple Lynch Mob albums or dug the shit outta Little Angels should enjoy \m/

For me Frontiers succeed when they leave bands to their own devices such as these and recent Spread Eagle etc!

The End Machine was very good. Just a shame George wen5 with that organic guitar sound rather than his BFTA tone.

And with Frontiers, if it has ADV’s name on it, I’ll pass.

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6463 on: November 15, 2021, 11:19:33 AM »
Exactly 10 years ago and 6 days ago I started this thread.  That's insane.

Incredible. I’ll listen to Mercury’s Down in its honour.
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« Reply #6464 on: November 15, 2021, 11:30:11 AM »
Exactly 10 years ago and 6 days ago I started this thread.  That's insane.

Incredible. I’ll listen to Mercury’s Down in its honour.

Just don’t listen to anything Peterik has written since!

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6465 on: November 15, 2021, 11:31:22 AM »
Exactly 10 years ago and 6 days ago I started this thread.  That's insane.

Incredible. I’ll listen to Mercury’s Down in its honour.

Just don’t listen to anything Peterik has written since!

Pretty much. Or Hitchcock. I don’t think he’s done anything interesting either
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« Reply #6466 on: November 15, 2021, 02:56:01 PM »
Exactly 10 years ago and 6 days ago I started this thread.  That's insane.

Incredible. I’ll listen to Mercury’s Down in its honour.

Just don’t listen to anything Peterik has written since!

Thing is, Erik Martensson did everything on that album.  IMO, he hasn't done a great deal since worthwhile either.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6467 on: November 15, 2021, 03:00:55 PM »
Exactly 10 years ago and 6 days ago I started this thread.  That's insane.

Imagine celebrating your 10th wedding anniversary with this line, "Honey, Happy Anniversary 10 years and six days ago".

Instant divorce. :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #6468 on: November 15, 2021, 03:10:57 PM »
Exactly 10 years ago and 6 days ago I started this thread.  That's insane.

Imagine celebrating your 10th wedding anniversary with this line, "Honey, Happy Anniversary 10 years and six days ago".

Instant divorce. :lol

Would you make it to the 6th day after the 10 years with your balls still intact though?
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« Reply #6469 on: November 15, 2021, 03:18:37 PM »
No chance.
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« Reply #6470 on: November 15, 2021, 03:21:20 PM »
No chance.

Wouldn't make it to the 6th minute.  :lol
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« Reply #6471 on: November 15, 2021, 03:25:34 PM »
Exactly 10 years ago and 6 days ago I started this thread.  That's insane.

Imagine celebrating your 10th wedding anniversary with this line, "Honey, Happy Anniversary 10 years and six days ago".

Instant divorce. :lol

10 years and six days since you became a softcock  :lol
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« Reply #6472 on: November 15, 2021, 06:04:38 PM »
So I was looking over the Frontiers roster and maybe this has happened, but they really need a concert bill with Crazy Lixx and Temple Balls. I mean, it's right there:

The Lixx the Balls Tour.

Make it happen.

I honestly have no idea what either sound like, but I was really bored as my wife was having surgery and I was at the hospital for 10 hours today. My mind really wandered.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6473 on: November 15, 2021, 06:14:59 PM »
Is she ok??
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« Reply #6474 on: November 15, 2021, 06:31:22 PM »
Is she ok??

She's fine. She has been suffering hip issues for years and had an impingement in her right hip. She essentially had bone spurs that were scraping when her hip moved through the joint. Surgeon also found her labrum completely detached sans one part that had been stapled in place some 8 years ago when she had the same surgery on the same hip. She now has 6 more holding the labrum in place. Just been a long day. Up at 5am and at the hospital at 6am.
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