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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6895 on: May 09, 2024, 05:02:13 PM »
Just in time to save this thread from page 3, a new song from Frontiers.

https://youtu.be/EyrXE6VSdF8?si=KBf3x9dfwMUlNtsX
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6896 on: May 09, 2024, 05:06:24 PM »
Just in time to save this thread from page 3, a new song from Frontiers.

https://youtu.be/EyrXE6VSdF8?si=KBf3x9dfwMUlNtsX

Don't need to click but this came up on my Youtube feed and I just kept fucking scrolling. 

Should have a listen for a chuckle regardless.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6897 on: May 09, 2024, 05:40:43 PM »
Everyone in the Youtube comments section of that song seems way too positive about that song. 

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6898 on: May 09, 2024, 06:02:07 PM »
Everyone in the Youtube comments section of that song seems way too positive about that song.

They always do.  It's like with any Frontiers song, the comments for their videos seem as fake, generic and cliche as the music.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6899 on: May 10, 2024, 12:03:59 PM »
I watched it. Absolutely awful, both the video and the song. :lol
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6900 on: May 10, 2024, 12:26:33 PM »
She looks so uncomfortable lip-synching that, which in turn makes me feel uncomfortable watching it.  And you'd think that she'd put her foot down and say "no actresses in the video that are hotter than me!!!"

Is the cheese intended?  Like, is the 22-key keyboard meant for real or is it a tongue-in-cheek joke?


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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6901 on: May 10, 2024, 12:45:53 PM »
I watched it. Absolutely awful, both the video and the song. :lol

 :lol I kind of don't hate this cheesy 80s stuff, but it's not pulled off well enough to enjoy for me.

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6902 on: May 10, 2024, 05:20:09 PM »
I watched it. Absolutely awful, both the video and the song. :lol

Thank you for taking a hit for me.  :lol
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6903 on: May 10, 2024, 05:23:30 PM »
She looks so uncomfortable lip-synching that, which in turn makes me feel uncomfortable watching it.  And you'd think that she'd put her foot down and say "no actresses in the video that are hotter than me!!!"

Is the cheese intended?  Like, is the 22-key keyboard meant for real or is it a tongue-in-cheek joke?

Firstly, they probably needed something to try and keep people watching the whole thing.  Secondly, they'd still be looking for said actresses if that were the case.

Plus, I'm pretty sure the whole fucking thing is a joke.
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