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Offline chrisbDTM

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2800 on: August 01, 2011, 12:21:02 PM »
i have a problem with people that try to brag about smoking or drinking, and how much they do it.

dave chappelle's joke about white people at parties is 100% true. they just talk about other times they got drunk
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2801 on: August 01, 2011, 09:21:20 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2802 on: August 02, 2011, 11:12:57 AM »
Based on your comment, I thought that link would have something to do with Jessie Slaughter.

I am disappoint.
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Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on October 22, 2010, 08:52:39 PM
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2803 on: August 02, 2011, 02:10:08 PM »
Quote from: Jarlaxle on August 01, 2011, 12:11:33 PM
Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 01, 2011, 12:04:50 PM
I can totally feel ya.  I don't have a problem with people toking.  I do have a problem with tokers trying to make me. 

This.

And "Friends" who try to get you drunk even though you are tea-total.  :yeahright
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2804 on: August 03, 2011, 04:39:58 AM »
Quote from: Gadough on August 02, 2011, 11:12:57 AM
Based on your comment, I thought that link would have something to do with Jessie Slaughter.

I am disappoint.

shut up you piece of fucking dough
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Offline JimmyJava

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2805 on: August 03, 2011, 07:37:39 AM »
Here's a good take on those pathetic updates, just wrote this:

"Can't take it anymore..."
4 people responded "What's up? Are you OK?"
my answer: "cooked too much pasta"
Got 9 likes on that one  :biggrin:
« Last Edit: August 03, 2011, 07:52:17 AM by JimmyJava »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2806 on: August 03, 2011, 08:50:14 AM »
"PRAY for THOSE who DISPITEFULLY MISUSE YOU!!!!!! Still have JOY want SOME???? Be bless."

....Alright, will do.
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Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on October 22, 2010, 08:52:39 PM
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2807 on: August 03, 2011, 10:26:58 AM »
God I think I just died a little inside after reading that.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2808 on: August 03, 2011, 10:27:45 AM »
wut
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Quote from: Ħ on September 15, 2011, 01:19:43 AM
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2809 on: August 03, 2011, 10:50:15 AM »
dispitefully?

she done made up a new word
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2810 on: August 03, 2011, 12:19:27 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2811 on: August 03, 2011, 04:43:25 PM »
I couldn't figure out what the trick was. I was reading the sentence without mentally adding in the word "moment" and I was just confused at to what the fuck it was saying.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2812 on: August 03, 2011, 04:46:08 PM »
Quote from: Aramatheis on August 03, 2011, 04:43:25 PM
I couldn't figure out what the trick was. I was reading the sentence without mentally adding in the word "moment" and I was just confused at to what the fuck it was saying.

I had the same issue.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2813 on: August 04, 2011, 04:54:22 PM »
Quote from: Jarlaxle on August 01, 2011, 12:12:57 AM
We're like fire and gasoline
I'm no good for you, you're no good for me, we only bring each other tears and sorrow.


wtf how does that correlate with fire and gasoline?

That's a country song called 'Tomorrow' (it's actually a decent song). I don't get it either, fire and gasoline bring nothing but good times.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2814 on: August 04, 2011, 04:57:58 PM »
"Im surrounded by IMBICILES."


ha... haha....HAHAHAHAH
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2815 on: August 04, 2011, 05:00:08 PM »
^what a fuck head man. anyway, i wanna just rant here for a sec. so why do "contacts" sometimes suggest friends for you when YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THEIRS? happened again to me this morning, i've only talked to these 2 guys a few times and haven't seen them since last semester and now i "have" to be their friend? what the fuck?
so i confirmed one of the friend requests because she's okay. but still, very annoying and awkward.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2816 on: August 10, 2011, 01:10:56 AM »
"My dad had sex with my mom for about 2 hrs and got her pregnant. I am paying for it and I will pay for it for the rest of my life."

so I say

"How in the hell do you know the amount of time it took? WTF man."

Awaiting response. This guy has a few screws loose.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2817 on: August 10, 2011, 01:14:14 AM »
Um, how does a boy last 2 hours having sex with a girl?

And, if that trait is genetic, that guy could become a total player!   :hat
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2818 on: August 10, 2011, 04:13:16 AM »
Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 10, 2011, 01:14:14 AM
Um, how does a boy last 2 hours having sex with a girl?
Allow me to explain... :hat
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2819 on: August 10, 2011, 07:48:46 AM »
Quote from: robwebster on August 10, 2011, 04:13:16 AM
Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 10, 2011, 01:14:14 AM
Um, how does a boy last 2 hours having sex with a girl?
Allow me to explain... :hat
Allow me to demonstrate... :hat
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2820 on: August 10, 2011, 08:35:10 AM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2821 on: August 10, 2011, 11:50:56 AM »
:rollin
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Quote from: Janet1234 on March 26, 2011, 08:46:03 PM
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You're a fucking stupid bitch.
Quote from: Ħ on September 15, 2011, 01:19:43 AM
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2822 on: August 10, 2011, 11:53:22 AM »
I'm still wondering about the "I am paying for it" part.  I mean, usually a man doesn't pay to have sex with his own wife, but if that's the arrangement they have, then it's none of my damned business.  But making your son pay, so you can have sex with his mother, that's just wrong.  Some people are really fucked up.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2823 on: August 10, 2011, 05:04:42 PM »
Quote from: chknptpie on August 10, 2011, 08:35:10 AM
Quote from: Lynxo on August 10, 2011, 07:48:46 AM
Quote from: robwebster on August 10, 2011, 04:13:16 AM
Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 10, 2011, 01:14:14 AM
Um, how does a boy last 2 hours having sex with a girl?
Allow me to explain... :hat
Allow me to demonstrate... :hat


:rollin :rollin

I just burst out laughing in a silent doctor's office.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2824 on: August 10, 2011, 08:23:14 PM »
Am I the only one annoyed by people who feel the need to post about "Watching Show X" and such?

Just get off facebook and watch the damn show!


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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2825 on: August 10, 2011, 10:16:38 PM »
Been seeing a lot of:

"ATTN: ALL THE PHONE NUMBERS IN YOUR PHONE are now on Facebook! No joke - go to the top right of the screen, click on Account, then click on Edit Friends, go left on the screen and click on Contacts. All phone numbers are published!! Please repost this on your Status, so your friends can remove their numbers and thus prevent abuse if they do not want them published........"

Meanwhile all the site is doing is collecting every one of your contacts that have a number in their profile and putting it in a list. If you happen to add that person to a phone that is synced with Facebook it'll update your phone's contact info with their profile picture and stuff. People are fucking stupid. It takes 10 seconds to figure out how inaccurate that warning is.
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Offline blackngold29

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2826 on: August 10, 2011, 10:33:04 PM »
Can't wait until somebody posts that so I can reply, "No they aren't."


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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2827 on: August 10, 2011, 10:35:01 PM »
Yep, I've seen that one, and wished I could slap the person who posted it.

I guess I'm one of those "PC savvy" folks.  I don't inherently trust or assume anything about any software.  I check out every menu and every option, and make sure I know what it's all about.  I found Contacts a while back and noted that it had phone numbers.  Yay.  But it only had a dozen or so, because most of my friends are too paranoid (or smart) to add phone numbers to their profiles.  But as it happens, I've used this feature twice to call people when I didn't have their phone numbers.

What makes me really facepalm are the warnings about how Facebook has all of your information and it's "out there" for everyone to see.  Facebook doesn't have anything that wasn't entered by the user, and it's only visible to those to whom the user makes it visible.  Still, Facebook is just a database and can be hacked, therefore I always advise people against entering personal info, even if they're reasonably intelligent and understand security settings.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2828 on: August 10, 2011, 11:03:48 PM »
So I just checked this thing, only got one guy's number on there and I already had it anyway. I guess 'my' friend's/contacts aren't so stupid either and leave personal shit out like that.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2829 on: August 11, 2011, 03:56:57 PM »
This thread makes me glad I don't use Facebook.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2830 on: August 13, 2011, 02:44:05 PM »
A message from a girl I was messing with (I don't even know what shes talking about, but I did other stuffs to her, harmless of course)


"hahahahahhaaaaaaa you think i care but realy i dont i dont really care if people call me troll. or troll face. it juss shows that they r lil immature losers dat needa grow the fuck up! and why do you call me troll anyway? oh i know why its because your so insecure with yourself that you have to call people names juss to make yourself look betterr....do you have anything better to do? or do you juss entertain yourself all day calling people names and making fun of them...get a life and grow the fuck uppppp!!!!!!"

My reaction:




EDIT: This message was sent by the same girl who stated the quote above my avatar (Members title? idklol)
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2831 on: August 13, 2011, 06:05:40 PM »
Oh. My. God.


I am so thankful now that I never met this girl (Dani?) when I was in Arizona, Ashton. Jesus Christ.
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« Reply #2832 on: August 14, 2011, 08:31:08 AM »
I just read the most pathetic Facebook status ever. " One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions." The hell was that?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2833 on: August 14, 2011, 08:35:03 AM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2834 on: August 14, 2011, 08:41:50 AM »
I hate any FB post that involves "repost this.....". Damn sheep spreading their useless crap.
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