Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread. (Read 306334 times)

Jirpo · « **Reply #2695 on:** June 26, 2011, 09:33:04 PM »

alirocker08 · « **Reply #2696 on:** June 27, 2011, 06:28:46 AM »

Not really a pathetic status, but I really do not want to read 'sweaty bollocks' on my Uncle's Profile.

Other than that, my Facebook feed is currently filled with complaints about the hot weather. I just hope it cools down for Friday, I do not want a tan!

Ħ · « **Reply #2697 on:** July 08, 2011, 01:23:00 AM »

One of my fb friends has this under her political views:

"The Whitehouse is white for a reason"

SPNKr · « **Reply #2698 on:** July 08, 2011, 05:38:37 AM »

I CANT BELIEVE HOW MANY PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT SUPRA SHOES!!! :O

Jirpo · « **Reply #2699 on:** July 08, 2011, 06:08:37 AM »

Quote from: Ħ on July 08, 2011, 01:23:00 AM

One of my fb friends has this under her political views:

"The Whitehouse is white for a reason"

blackngold29 · « **Reply #2700 on:** July 08, 2011, 01:28:17 PM »

Quote from: SPNKr on July 08, 2011, 05:38:37 AM

I CANT BELIEVE HOW MANY PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT SUPRA SHOES!!! :O

What are supra shoes?

SPNKr · « **Reply #2701 on:** July 09, 2011, 05:37:56 AM »

Quote from: blackngold29 on July 08, 2011, 01:28:17 PM

Quote from: SPNKr on July 08, 2011, 05:38:37 AM
I CANT BELIEVE HOW MANY PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT SUPRA SHOES!!! :O
What are supra shoes?

Shoes for 17 year olds that wear big pseudo-expensive headphones and think they can rap, beatbox, or "compose" beats using a computer pretending they're a DJ or something. Big fat shoes they are too. I know that guy in person btw. That's what he's like.

lonestar · « **Reply #2702 on:** July 09, 2011, 10:22:24 AM »

If it wasnt for DTF, I couldve gone the rest of my life not knowing about supra shoes.

Sigz · « **Reply #2703 on:** July 09, 2011, 10:36:20 AM »

Never heard of them. But from google images:

lonestar · « **Reply #2704 on:** July 09, 2011, 10:40:23 AM »

Should I be glad i dont get images on my phone?

73109 · « **Reply #2705 on:** July 09, 2011, 10:41:08 AM »

Quote from: Ħ on July 08, 2011, 01:23:00 AM

One of my fb friends has this under her political views:

"The Whitehouse is white for a reason"

They might watch House. That's a joke in it.

juice · « **Reply #2706 on:** July 09, 2011, 12:36:20 PM »

Friend's got drunk last night, this is what one of them said apparently.

‎"...and when he fly up and many die look time, hide behind the ice because bad..."

Zook · « **Reply #2707 on:** July 09, 2011, 12:38:23 PM »

Quote from: juice on July 09, 2011, 12:36:20 PM

Friend's got drunk last night, this is what one of them said apparently.

‎"...and when he fly up and many die look time, hide behind the ice because bad..."

Yep, that's a drunk alright.

SnakeEyes · « **Reply #2708 on:** July 10, 2011, 04:54:00 AM »

You know what I'm tired of on Facebook? Lyric quotes. SHUT THE HELL UP WITH YOUR STUPID LYRICS. NO ONE CARES.

SPNKr · « **Reply #2709 on:** July 10, 2011, 06:15:49 AM »

Quote from: SnakeEyes on July 10, 2011, 04:54:00 AM

You know what I'm tired of on Facebook? Lyric quotes. SHUT THE HELL UP WITH YOUR STUPID LYRICS. NO ONE CARES.

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #2710 on:** July 10, 2011, 06:20:28 AM »

Seriously, if one is to quote something, it should be something meaningful. Like Peaches En Regalia

Global Laziness · « **Reply #2711 on:** July 14, 2011, 03:44:01 PM »

Not pathetic, but seeing as this is basically just the Facebook thread - this is from the "People You May Know" section of my Facebook.

One of these things is not like the others...

Gadough · « **Reply #2712 on:** July 14, 2011, 03:46:10 PM »

Or, maybe...just maybe...all three of them are the same person.

Global Laziness · « **Reply #2713 on:** July 14, 2011, 03:47:14 PM »

Actually, with the number of people from DTF popping up in my "People You May Know" lately, I just sort of assumed it was bosk.

PlaysLikeMyung · « **Reply #2714 on:** July 14, 2011, 05:15:31 PM »

Rebecca Black is actually Sigz

True story

MetalManiac666 · « **Reply #2715 on:** July 14, 2011, 05:27:06 PM »

EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #2716 on:** July 14, 2011, 06:15:02 PM »

I didn't personally see this on FB, but it's just too awful to resist:

Firetruck · « **Reply #2717 on:** July 14, 2011, 06:37:12 PM »

Oh boy. Here we go. Are you ready guys? This is all from just one girl.

"If I don't write back or text you back it usually means I DON'T WANNA TALK TO YOU!!!!"

"Jen Jenz has her bitch on tonight!!!" <-- referring to self.

"fuck you and your shit you stupid trolley bitch!!"

"‎2 can play the bitch game!!"

"fuck you fuck you fuck you!! God I wish you never came into my life all those years ago!! Should have listened to what everyone said about you!! fuck!!!" <-- Constantly alternates between posts to this effect and posts detailing how much she misses/loves this person.

She also loves posting cryptic passive aggressive statuses and then saying that "It doesn't matter" whenever somebody asks her what's wrong. I'm going to gouge out my own eyes if I keep browsing her wall for more material though, so I guess this will have to do for now.

SPNKr · « **Reply #2718 on:** July 14, 2011, 06:51:42 PM »

Hah yeah I get those cryptic, pseudo-philosophical, passive aggressive crap from several people, particularly a 17y/o (girl heh). Umm, though there's this single mum I know in my course and every morning she posts the old rehashed "need coffee...."
"can't sleep ..... this boy is driving me nuts. god help me"
"...its been a long day. can't way to get in bed"
At maybe 4 or 5 in the morning "up already. very bored, little man is still sleeping"
etc.

You know, very samey samey stuff. You always get the regular likes by at least a few friends that also comment and say "aww" or things like "youll be ok hun xx".

---edit: Holy shit! All within the space of ~45 minutes.
Tahlia call me!
Tahlia call me! my phone won't call you
Getting pissed off!
Someone please get Tahlia to call me? its freezing and i don't know where she bloody lives!
Really wants fish and chips -_-
This bus ride back and forth is getting boring

PlaysLikeMyung · « **Reply #2719 on:** July 14, 2011, 07:09:25 PM »

Quote from: SPNKr on July 14, 2011, 06:51:42 PM

Hah yeah I get those cryptic, pseudo-philosophical, passive aggressive crap from several people, particularly a 17y/o (girl heh). Umm, though there's this single mum I know in my course and every morning she posts the old rehashed "need coffee...."
"can't sleep ..... this boy is driving me nuts. god help me"
"...its been a long day. can't way to get in bed"
At maybe 4 or 5 in the morning "up already. very bored, little man is still sleeping"
etc.

You know, very samey samey stuff. You always get the regular likes by at least a few friends that also comment and say "aww" or things like "youll be ok hun xx".

---edit: Holy shit! All within the space of ~45 minutes.
Tahlia call me!
Tahlia call me! my phone won't call you
Getting pissed off!
Someone please get Tahlia to call me? its freezing and i don't know where she bloody lives!
Really wants fish and chips -_-
This bus ride back and forth is getting boring

Dammit Tahlia you should have called her

Firetruck · « **Reply #2720 on:** July 14, 2011, 07:13:29 PM »

She's trying to contact Tahlia to get her fish and chips so she will be less pissed.

/Observational genius.

SPNKr · « **Reply #2721 on:** July 14, 2011, 07:14:26 PM »

^ That was another girl btw, not the single mummy. But I know that Tahlia of hers and she's probably so fat she couldn't get out of bed and turn on her phone. How shame. LOL Firetruck!

SPNKr · « **Reply #2722 on:** July 16, 2011, 06:09:56 AM »

"stupid bus driver was speeding and didn't stop for tiger!!"

So... Who dares me to like this shit? It's also a quarter past 10 at night here.

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #2723 on:** July 16, 2011, 06:12:53 AM »

LIKE IT

alirocker08 · « **Reply #2724 on:** July 16, 2011, 06:25:46 AM »

There's this guy on Facebook whose a friend of my parents. The thing with him is that he loves Photoshop...As in to the point where he'll take pictures of people on his friends list, normally one or two specific people, and put their faces on pictures of models...

It's quite scary to tell you the truth, because they're all done really badly. He's currently on his fifth album of Photoshops.

Halp.

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #2725 on:** July 16, 2011, 06:30:33 AM »

Perhaps he's a neighborhood ax murderer, and intends to turn the neighborhood into an army of zombie models by decapitating everyone in the afea, and then sewing their heads onto Tue bodies of an equal # of models he already decapitated, and then respecting everyone.

Why?

Why not?

alirocker08 · « **Reply #2726 on:** July 16, 2011, 06:37:01 AM »

Yeah but think about it like this, the heads would have to be sewn on at odd angles, or he'd have to surgically stretch or squash the faces out so that they look completely disproportionate to the rest of the body :')

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #2727 on:** July 16, 2011, 06:38:49 AM »

Quote from: alirocker08 on July 16, 2011, 06:37:01 AM

Yeah but think about it like this, the heads would have to be sewn on at odd angles, or he'd have to surgically stretch or squash the faces out so that they look completely disproportionate to the rest of the body :')

Are you kidding me?

That's probably his favorite part of the whole procedure!

SPNKr · « **Reply #2728 on:** July 16, 2011, 06:41:09 AM »

>photoshops are done badly
>doesn't know how to shop
>doesn't actually use Adobe Photoshop
>mfw douchebags like this

alirocker08 · « **Reply #2729 on:** July 16, 2011, 06:47:22 AM »

Quote from: MasterShakezula on July 16, 2011, 06:38:49 AM

Are you kidding me?

That's probably his favorite part of the whole procedure!

Just...remind me to watch my back come New Year then, please?

Quote from: SPNKr on July 16, 2011, 06:41:09 AM

>photoshops are done badly
>doesn't know how to shop
>doesn't actually use Adobe Photoshop
>mfw douchebags like this

:')

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