Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread. (Read 306266 times)

EpicCookie · « **Reply #2870 on:** August 17, 2011, 02:38:13 PM »

Quote from: kári on August 14, 2011, 10:05:43 AM

"Hier in Belgie zijn er gezinnen die onder de armoedegrens moeten leven.Oudere mensen die overdreven moeten betalen in de bejaardenhuizen en de werkmens die onderbetaald word en langer moet werken voor ze op pensioen kunnen gaan . Maar de politiekers geven miljoenen euro's weg aan andere landen inplaats van hun eigen volk te helpen !!Ik ben er zeker van dat er niet veel zijn die dit durven te kopieren en te delen !!"

Translated:
"Here in Belgium there are families who have to live below the poverty line. Older people who have to pay excessive amounts in retirement centers and the working man who is underpaid and will have to work longer before being able to have their pension. But the politicians are giving millions of euros away to other countries instead of saving their own people!! I bet there aren't many of you who dare to copy and share this!!"
(two people liked this BTW)

This is probably about it being on the news a few days ago that we were aiming on raising 10 million EUR for the current hunger epidemic in Africa. WTF

lol die kende ik nog niet whaha
translation: lol didn't know that one yet whaha

Kotowboy · « **Reply #2871 on:** August 17, 2011, 06:31:47 PM »

Quote from: Riceball on August 16, 2011, 01:13:49 AM

Inspiring stuff. Why can't I be more like a leaf blower?

She's too busy being a vacuum cleaner...

..

. Sucks to be her

YEEEAHHHHH

Gadough · « **Reply #2872 on:** August 17, 2011, 11:18:17 PM »

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i go harderd then standernized testin

and imma go hard, and imma go hard

ClairvoyantCat · « **Reply #2873 on:** August 18, 2011, 12:54:56 PM »

God dammit, I open up Facebook and there are three of these..

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makeess no sensssee too mee whyy cerrtainn pppl trynaa talkkk to me aqainnn ... likee wtf likee yeahh i wentt outt witthh yhuu butt we brokee upp forr certainn reassonnns noww yhu trynaa askk me bakk outt andd shytt !! likee whyy alott of my exess trynaa qett bakk witt mee diss summmerr ?? !! whenn halff of yhu aintt evenn seeen mee thiss summerr !!

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obsessiveee ass boysss !! iddk whyy yhuu all trynaa qett bakk witthh mee ittss nott qonnaa happn mossst likeelllyy !!!! sorryy dontt qett yhurr hopess upp !!! nott fallinqq forr it aqainn yhu all havee seperatte reasonss whyy i brokee upp witthh yhuu andd yhu knoww emm !!! im nott qonna keepp tellinqq yhuu !!! i lovee yhuu all andd yhuu shoulldd knoww itt .. no mattere whatt happndd betweeen me andd yhuu !!

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seriouslly watt makeess yhu thinkk im cominqq bakk too yhu ?? on somee reall shytt itss nott qonaa happenn !! i dontt comee bakk to anyonee theyy comee to mee !! likee yhu justt didd !! tolldd yhu !!! anywaysss likee i saidd earlier iff i offendd yhuu im sorryy butt maybee yhu shouldd look in thee mirrorr andd chanqqqe a feww thinqqqs bouttt yhurselff andd maybee i miqhtt consideer cominqq bak to yhu ! ♥ lovee miss nicholee !!

..and the original poster liked each one. I just don't understand.

LieLowTheWantedMan · « **Reply #2874 on:** August 18, 2011, 01:03:12 PM »

I never understand people who spell "you" like "yhu".

obscure · « **Reply #2875 on:** August 18, 2011, 04:31:15 PM »

oh that's really pathetic

...
especially those who like their own posts are just unbelieveable ....

SPNKr · « **Reply #2876 on:** August 18, 2011, 04:59:42 PM »

Ahh, the motionnn blurrrr effecccttt. Glad not many "people" do this on my list.

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #2877 on:** August 18, 2011, 05:01:33 PM »

How come it's always like 16-year girls who do that?

ARE THE GOVERMENT FUNDS GOING TO TEACHING PEOPLE PROPER ENGLISH NOT WORKING?

SPNKr · « **Reply #2878 on:** August 18, 2011, 05:16:00 PM »

She could've written all those statuses in a quarter of the time if she dropped those dreaded doubled letters on the ends. Stupid, stupid, people.

Gadough · « **Reply #2879 on:** August 18, 2011, 05:30:04 PM »

I'm still trying to figure out why black women give themselves embarrassingly stupid nicknames.

Laqueesha TooSexyForYou Johnson

Bionca God'sPerfectLittleAngel Smith

Jemaiya WaitinOnDaDoughBoi Sanders

It's like....girl, shut the fuck up. That shit is not cute.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #2880 on:** August 18, 2011, 05:33:40 PM »

Quote from: LieLowTheWantedMan on August 18, 2011, 01:03:12 PM

I never understand people who spell "you" like "yhu".

I dont think she spelled one word correctly...

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #2881 on:** August 18, 2011, 05:35:25 PM »

There's a sort of naming rule with blacks and whites:

The darker you are, the more convoluted and lengthy your first name will be, while the complexity of your last name is inversely related to your darkness.

Here's a perfect example of a black name:

LeQheesh'oodarlin' Davis

Here's a perfect example of a white name:

John Kratzingerskysteinwell

ClairvoyantCat · « **Reply #2882 on:** August 18, 2011, 05:40:58 PM »

Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 18, 2011, 05:01:33 PM

How come it's always like 16-year girls who do that?

ARE THE GOVERMENT FUNDS GOING TO TEACHING PEOPLE PROPER ENGLISH NOT WORKING?

She's actually 18, but point taken.

Also, I have no fuss with people not wanting to use proper English, which is absolutely fine, but when you go out of your way with something as absurd as that it is definitely a bit of an annoyance.

As for the nicknames, I recently noticed that an old friend of mine (who was a very quiet kid when I knew him) now is listed as "Anthony 'deejayyslimmGuido' *last name.*" Haha.

ClairvoyantCat · « **Reply #2883 on:** August 18, 2011, 05:47:12 PM »

Quote from: Gadough on August 18, 2011, 05:30:04 PM

Jemaiya WaitinOnDaDoughBoi Sanders

She clearly means you here dude!

Go get some.

Gadough · « **Reply #2884 on:** August 18, 2011, 05:50:32 PM »

That's my black friend's mom.

So yeah, I'll go for it.

lateralus88 · « **Reply #2885 on:** August 19, 2011, 12:25:28 AM »

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walmart drumstick runs with ashlee are so metal

Why is this annoying you might ask? The girl who posted this status only listens to glam metal.

Fuzzboy · « **Reply #2886 on:** August 19, 2011, 01:25:05 AM »

OP: I miss t0uchin ha belly kuz i wuld feel ma lil nigga... ;{

random girl: Aaaw:/ go n see her

OP: idk wea she at..mi black gra u dnt even tx me u f0rg0t b0u me 2...she b gettin me mad d0e nd i get mad quick

It makes me so angry that this dude who was a retard in high school (and obviously still is) has now started impregnating women. Last I heard of him, he got arrested buying what he thought was coke in a ghetto. I remember he got kicked out of my high school about 4 years ago for actually taking a packed bong, with old bongwater in it, and dropping it on the tile floor during his midterms.

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #2887 on:** August 19, 2011, 04:15:29 AM »

Somebody think of a witty response to this:

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BLACK MAN WALKS INTO A RESTAURANT. A WHITE MAN SAYS "COLORED PEOPLE ARE NOT ALLOWED IN HERE!" THE BLACK MAN SAYS, "WHEN I WAS BORN, I WAS BLACK, WHEN I'M COLD, I'M BLACK WHEN I'M SICK I'M BLACK, WHEN I DIE, I'LL BE BLACK. BUT WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK, WHEN YOU'RE COLD YOU'RE BLUE, WHEN YOU'RE SICK YOU'RE GREEN, WHEN YOU DIE, YOU'LL BE PURPLE. YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME COLORED?!?!"AND HE LEAVES. PUT THIS ON UR PAGE IF UR AGAINST RACISM!!! 97% OF U WONT POST THIS

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #2888 on:** August 19, 2011, 04:55:55 AM »

Clearly, you've been ignorant of albinism.

alirocker08 · « **Reply #2889 on:** August 19, 2011, 05:36:41 AM »

Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 18, 2011, 05:01:33 PM

How come it's always like 16-year girls who do that?

I take that offensively

On the topic of nicknames, I used to be Alice 'Romeo' Bell, and my friend was *Name* 'Juliet' *Name*

...We had to do Romeo and Juliet in Drama and it sort of stuck :')

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #2890 on:** August 19, 2011, 05:44:21 AM »

A sweeping generalization is what I madE and that story you provided was funny. Especially the part where the names received were role-reversEd. Unless you were Romeo.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #2891 on:** August 19, 2011, 05:46:12 AM »

Quote from: MetalJunkie on August 19, 2011, 04:15:29 AM

Somebody think of a witty response to this:

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BLACK MAN WALKS INTO A RESTAURANT. A WHITE MAN SAYS "COLORED PEOPLE ARE NOT ALLOWED IN HERE!" THE BLACK MAN SAYS, "WHEN I WAS BORN, I WAS BLACK, WHEN I'M COLD, I'M BLACK WHEN I'M SICK I'M BLACK, WHEN I DIE, I'LL BE BLACK. BUT WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK, WHEN YOU'RE COLD YOU'RE BLUE, WHEN YOU'RE SICK YOU'RE GREEN, WHEN YOU DIE, YOU'LL BE PURPLE. YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME COLORED?!?!"AND HE LEAVES. PUT THIS ON UR PAGE IF UR AGAINST RACISM!!! 97% OF U WONT POST THIS

I'm sure there's some good comeback stating that the restaurant is also not irresponsible enough to allow in babies, dead people, or sick people.

Ultimetalhead · « **Reply #2892 on:** August 19, 2011, 05:50:15 AM »

Quote from: lateralus88 on August 19, 2011, 12:25:28 AM

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walmart drumstick runs with ashlee are so metal

Why is this annoying you might ask? The girl who posted this status only listens to glam metal.

I fucking hate people who listen to Poison on the radio once in a while and think that gives them a free pass to talk to me about "metal".

alirocker08 · « **Reply #2893 on:** August 19, 2011, 05:51:15 AM »

I was Romeo and we were both girls :') I always end up playing a man when we do Shakespeare, in Taming of the Shrew I was Petruchio...

This was in English though, we didn't rehearse it and I ended up having to talk about being a bee and stinging my friend's butt for the sake of Shakespeare.

I think I was Goneril when we did King Lear though, so that's a first!

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #2894 on:** August 19, 2011, 06:15:22 AM »

Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 19, 2011, 05:44:21 AM

A sweeping generalization is what I madE and that story you provided was funny. Especially the part where the names received were role-reversEd. Unless you were Romeo.

Is there something wrong with your shift key? Or your "E" key? Seriously, how does this even happen?

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #2895 on:** August 19, 2011, 06:36:57 AM »

I often post from my phone when I have no access to my computer and it's touch screen typing interface can often prove unwieldy.

PuffyPat · « **Reply #2896 on:** August 19, 2011, 06:39:36 AM »

Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 19, 2011, 06:36:57 AM

I often post from my phone when I have no access to my computer and it's touch screen typing interface can often prove unwieldy.

tHen geT a betteR phoNe damint1

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #2897 on:** August 19, 2011, 06:43:05 AM »

Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 19, 2011, 06:36:57 AM

I often post from my phone when I have no access to my computer and it's touch screen typing interface can often prove unwieldy.

Ah ok. I don't know what it's interface is like, so I just can't imagine how you get accidental caps.

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #2898 on:** August 19, 2011, 06:44:06 AM »

Jigglypuff: You butchered dammit, and my phone's an iPhone; I love it because it's an mp3 player and lets me use the internet. The fact that it's a phone is kind of irrelevant to me; I hardly ever call or text people.

Socially interacting is for extroverts and people who are not me.

PuffyPat · « **Reply #2899 on:** August 19, 2011, 06:55:53 AM »

Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 19, 2011, 06:44:06 AM

Jigglypuff: You butchered dammit, and my phone's an iPhone; I love it because it's an mp3 player and lets me use the internet. The fact that it's a phone is kind of irrelevant to me; I hardly ever call or text people.

Socially interacting is for extroverts and people who are not me.

Fuck you and your iPhone. Get a Droid.

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #2900 on:** August 19, 2011, 07:00:15 AM »

I used to have one. However, my household decided to switch to iPhones for no reason. And I didn't protest it because I don't especially like the droid's music player and my iPod was one of those lame ones that doesn't hold enough music.

PuffyPat · « **Reply #2901 on:** August 19, 2011, 07:04:23 AM »

I would actually rather have an iPhone, as the Droid's music player is the dumbest thing ever.

Thread back on track in 3, 2, 1.

Why can't anyone in ctown act like a g? Idc if ur broke. Idc what ur parents say. Spend ur money like ur cash right. Tell everyone your just doin you and be a fuckin baller for one night Damn...

There was another one that he deleted about him being pulled over while drunk, and how he must be a baller.

Gadough · « **Reply #2902 on:** August 25, 2011, 05:38:57 AM »

"If you on God's side repost this..if you on the Devil's keep scrolling"

Fuck off. I'll hang with the Devil if you're gonna be a pretentious, guilt-tripping cocknose about it.

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #2903 on:** August 25, 2011, 05:48:05 AM »

Quote from: Gadough on August 25, 2011, 05:38:57 AM

"If you on God's side repost this..if you on the Devil's keep scrolling"

Fuck off. I'll hang with the Devil if you're gonna be a pretentious, guilt-tripping cocknose about it.

alirocker08 · « **Reply #2904 on:** August 25, 2011, 05:49:22 AM »

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Just had a butchers at my GCSE results and to say i didnt revise, partied like a cunt, did one exam with no eyebrows and more or less accepted death at the hands of mediocrity... I HAVE DONE DANKLY!!! A* IN ENGLISH LIT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

This isn't even pathetic, this is just depressing. When someone parties their way through exam season you want them to fail!

In fairness, he's probably going to get himself arrested soon with how violent and rapey he gets when partying.

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Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread. (Read 306266 times)