The second one, maybe she just wanted some opinions? Idk, wouldn't bother me.
The second one, maybe she just wanted some opinions? Idk, wouldn't bother me.
true, but she threw "I am scaredddddd!!!" at the end of it.... clearly she craves attention.
The second one, maybe she just wanted some opinions? Idk, wouldn't bother me.
true, but she threw "I am scaredddddd!!!" at the end of it.... clearly she craves attention.
That's a fairly hasty assumption, I would say.
But you may be right.
The second one, maybe she just wanted some opinions? Idk, wouldn't bother me.
true, but she threw "I am scaredddddd!!!" at the end of it.... clearly she craves attention.
That's a fairly hasty assumption, I would say.
But you may be right.
Maybe not all cases, but this particular girl... I know I'm right.
one of my friends is getting married, and every day she puts ho wmany days till the wedding. obnoxious.
one of my friends is getting married, and every day she puts ho wmany days till the wedding. obnoxious.
That isn't really fair; I think it's fair to say that most people would be excited for their wedding day.
There was someone I used to have that would make updates like
"Is upstairs"
"Is downstairs"
"Is in the kitchen"
"Is eating"
"Is going to bed"
"Woke up"
GOD DAMN SHUT UP
There was someone I used to have that would make updates like
"Is upstairs"
"Is downstairs"
"Is in the kitchen"
"Is eating"
"Is going to bed"
"Woke up"
GOD DAMN SHUT UP
That's nothing. There was one kid in my old high school who would update his facebook from his phone every time he went to a new class "HEADIN TO BIO CLASS" "IN BIO CLASS, MAD BORED" "LEAVIN BIO!" "IN ENGLISH CLASS" "LUNCH TIME" "IN MATH CLASS"
:facepalm: x10
There was someone I used to have that would make updates like
"Is upstairs"
"Is downstairs"
"Is in the kitchen"
"Is eating"
"Is going to bed"
"Woke up"
GOD DAMN SHUT UP
That's nothing. There was one kid in my old high school who would update his facebook from his phone every time he went to a new class "HEADIN TO BIO CLASS" "IN BIO CLASS, MAD BORED" "LEAVIN BIO!" "IN ENGLISH CLASS" "LUNCH TIME" "IN MATH CLASS"
:facepalm: x10
Holy fuck. *head explodes, literally*
I have no problem with the status updates, as long as they're not as lame as 'in the kitchen'.
The thing that annoys me, as came up on 5/8 earlier this week, is that a very large percentage of Facebook activity nowadays is people joining groups and doing quizzes. I could swear only a year ago, people spent far less time doing these and actually invested more effort in keeping in touch with each other.
Facebook has sadly become myspace. No one uses myspace anymore, and no one will use facebook in a few years.
Facebook has sadly become myspace. No one uses myspace anymore, and no one will use facebook in a few years.
Which is a shame because Facebook is, in theory, so much more useful than Myspace.
The second one, maybe she just wanted some opinions? Idk, wouldn't bother me.
true, but she threw "I am scaredddddd!!!" at the end of it.... clearly she craves attention.
And what sucks about the quizzes is that each is it's own application, so you can't block all of them...
I have no problem with the status updates, as long as they're not as lame as 'in the kitchen'.
The thing that annoys me, as came up on 5/8 earlier this week, is that a very large percentage of Facebook activity nowadays is people joining groups and doing quizzes. I could swear only a year ago, people spent far less time doing these and actually invested more effort in keeping in touch with each other.
As soon as facebook was opened to kids that weren't even highschool yet, it totally went to shit. Not to mention that my family tries adding me on a daily basis. I have denied my aunt 7 times now, she thinks I decline her as a joke or something.
As soon as facebook was opened to kids that weren't even highschool yet, it totally went to shit. Not to mention that my family tries adding me on a daily basis. I have denied my aunt 7 times now, she thinks I decline her as a joke or something.
As soon as facebook was opened to kids that weren't even highschool yet, it totally went to shit. Not to mention that my family tries adding me on a daily basis. I have denied my aunt 7 times now, she thinks I decline her as a joke or something.
The second one, maybe she just wanted some opinions? Idk, wouldn't bother me.
true, but she threw "I am scaredddddd!!!" at the end of it.... clearly she craves attention.
I don't understand the mentality behind pointless updates, bids for attention, or attempts to get pity.
I also don't really "get" people spending so much time on facebook and similar sites. I wouldn't want people to always know where I am or what I'm up to.
Though, I've always been someone who only wants attention if it's for something actually noteworthy, and who would never want pity, as well as someone who likes his privacy.
"its my birthday"
omg, how I hate that one.
i'm still waiting for facebook to make a dislike button.
the one thing i do enjoy about pathetic statuses is the ability to click the "like" button at inappropriate times.
i'm still waiting for facebook to make a dislike button.
Yeah, I think people go onto Facebook nowadays just to piss about, pass time, play games. Rather than talk to people.I have no problem with the status updates, as long as they're not as lame as 'in the kitchen'.
The thing that annoys me, as came up on 5/8 earlier this week, is that a very large percentage of Facebook activity nowadays is people joining groups and doing quizzes. I could swear only a year ago, people spent far less time doing these and actually invested more effort in keeping in touch with each other.
THIS.
My God, is it really that difficult to keep in touch with each other on an easy-to-use program? I see people doing quizzes on there all of the time, and yet they never want to keep in touch or respond. It's becoming impersonal, like Myspace has already become, all for the sake of "being fun."
I don't mind statuses that much, what really gets me is the "LIKE" button, which some people seem to press for every single one of their friends' comments, statuses, pictures. Also the stupid things people became a fan of. I'm sure we'd all be a fan of DT. Maybe you're a fan of your favourite actors or authors. But what the hell is up with becoming a fan of "naked cuddles", "turning the pillow over to get the cold side", "being lazy", "eating" , etc. and filling my news feed with that crap. Everyone's a bloody fan of eating! Well, most people. I saw someone who had become a fan of "I do stupid stuff when I'm drunk". WTF?! That doesn't even make sense.YES.
" fucked up my hand worse dis weekend i needa stop drinkin haha yea that wont happen"
This one is from a 19 year old with 3 kids....
" okkkk i need to make more $$$$$$ on da side...any LEGAL ideas?????"
I wanted to respond, "try keeping your legs closed."
I can't stand when I see that someone just ended a relationship and people will say things like "aw, why, what happened" Let people have at least a little fucking privacy in their lives.
I can't stand when I see that someone just ended a relationship and people will say things like "aw, why, what happened" Let people have at least a little fucking privacy in their lives.
you can make that private (you can pick what you want to go to news feed)
i think you can still display relationship status and just block it from going to news feed. so if the status changes, news feed will not post it.
I'm going to start using all the pathetic statuses reported in this thread.
"Just deleted mad shit by accident, couldn't get him to talk to me, car wouldn't start...fml"
I'm going to start using all the pathetic statuses reported in this thread.
make sure you have a good cycle. people might start to get suspicious when your imaginary dog dies a third time."Just deleted mad shit by accident, couldn't get him to talk to me, car wouldn't start...fml"
the overuse/abuse of fml drives me insane.
throughout the school year, all i see is variations of this:
"i'm in college. i have finals. it's hard (even though i'm a communications major). FML"
:facepalm:
I admit it! I have a FB problem! I'm on it all the time.(And this board of course)
"enjoying the dayyy then work 6-3...come visitttttttttttttttt"
Additional letters is probably second to FML on the list of the dumbest facebook status adornments.
"It ain't no use to sit and wonder why, babe. It don't matter anyhow. Don't think twice, it's all right." Bad Lyrics are BADD
" had a wonderful day at the beach with the girls despite sleeping in pain due to sun burn. fml" No you're life is not fucked!!! you know who's life is fucked, the people who invested with Bernie Madoff, they are fucked. You know who else is fucked? Kids in Africa who can't get nourishment and then their stomach's get bloated. I'm sorry but your FML started with Wonderful day at the beach how is that fucked? GAHHHHHH :splodetard:
"In peaceful sedation I lay half awake"
Why do people post such retarded lyrics? :neverusethis:
(And in case you were wondering, yes, that's my current FB status! :loser:)
"It ain't no use to sit and wonder why, babe. It don't matter anyhow. Don't think twice, it's all right." Bad Lyrics are BADDI'm going to assume that you're just trying to be cool and play into the whole "omigod, look at this status, lol, isn't it suck" thing that's going on in this thread, (which is, quite frankly, fairly pathetic in and of itself) and that you don't know this song. I once heard this song described as the greatest hate song ever written, and the guy that wrote it is undoubtedly one of the greatest lyricists to have ever graced popular music. But seeing as how you're a fan of DT, I can probably fairly safely guess you don't/wouldn't like him anyway, so whatever.
"It ain't no use to sit and wonder why, babe. It don't matter anyhow. Don't think twice, it's all right." Bad Lyrics are BADD
" had a wonderful day at the beach with the girls despite sleeping in pain due to sun burn. fml" No you're life is not fucked!!! you know who's life is fucked, the people who invested with Bernie Madoff, they are fucked. You know who else is fucked? Kids in Africa who can't get nourishment and then their stomach's get bloated. I'm sorry but your FML started with Wonderful day at the beach how is that fucked?
"In peaceful sedation I lay half awake"
Why do people post such retarded lyrics? :neverusethis:
(And in case you were wondering, yes, that's my current FB status! :loser:)
Sadly, my facebook statuses are pretty pathetic, too. Unless I feel the need to share something specific about how I'm feeling, I usually just post a song lyric that seems cool to me at the moment. And then I hope someone recognizes it.
I've been doing this about once a week for the last year and a half, and only twice has anyone acknowledged a song lyric I posted.
I'm so lame.
I mean considering we're people who use Facebook and actually take the time to maintain it, that goes beyond describing how lame we are, honestly.
"It ain't no use to sit and wonder why, babe. It don't matter anyhow. Don't think twice, it's all right." Bad Lyrics are BADDI'm going to assume that you're just trying to be cool and play into the whole "omigod, look at this status, lol, isn't it suck" thing that's going on in this thread, (which is, quite frankly, fairly pathetic in and of itself) and that you don't know this song. I once heard this song described as the greatest hate song ever written, and the guy that wrote it is undoubtedly one of the greatest lyricists to have ever graced popular music. But seeing as how you're a fan of DT, I can probably fairly safely guess you don't/wouldn't like him anyway, so whatever.
"cant think of a status, help me out???"
"Just puked"Dude, OMG, what happened?
As soon as facebook was opened to kids that weren't even highschool yet, it totally went to shit. Not to mention that my family tries adding me on a daily basis. I have denied my aunt 7 times now, she thinks I decline her as a joke or something.Because Facebook is a joke :tup
"cant think of a status, help me out???"Fail status fails.
And what do you care what I think anyways?As I said, whatever, as you like.
And if you think its lame to complain and read about other people's dumb statuses..... why come into this thread? I dunno I don't get it.Well, if you look at my other comments, I was hoping for actual discussion rather than listing shitty statuses for the sake of looking cool on the Internet, but since everyone's enjoying it so much, you're probably right here.
Oh, and by the way - for the people complaining aout the status thing..... I don't use My Space or Facebook, as evidenced by my last post, so maybe I'm wrong but.... don't you actually have to go TO the person's profile to see the status? If so, why do you GO to these profiles? Isn't it like, um, your fault that you get annoyed?No you don't. Your friends' statuses show up on your page. Because the whole point of them is keeping up with your friends.
"Just puked"One of my flat mates last year threw up on his hands and he couldn't get the smell out so he thought it would be a good idea to see if the rest of people in the flat would like to smell it.
Dude. REALLY didn't need to know that! :facepalm:
I don't see it as all that quality a move to play "omg look at what my friends wrote as their statuses, aren't they fucktards" behind their backs, but it seems that's just me.Facebook friend =/= actual friend.
I don't see it as all that quality a move to play "omg look at what my friends wrote as their statuses, aren't they fucktards" behind their backs, but it seems that's just me.Facebook friend =/= actual friend.
I don't see it as all that quality a move to play "omg look at what my friends wrote as their statuses, aren't they fucktards" behind their backs, but it seems that's just me.Facebook friend =/= actual friend.
this. more like.... the people I went to highschool and college with, who I sometimes see at parties and say whats up to. While on the instead hating them with passion.
"I haven't had a grilled cheese in years. I had 2 pieces of bread left in my fridge and just enough cheese to make one. My phone rang and when I came back it was burned. FML"
"Is reading a thread where people bitch about insignificant things that they consider utterly stupid like other people´s facebook status (and seem to be quite passionate about how much they hate them)".
"Is reading a thread where people bitch about insignificant things that they consider utterly stupid like other people´s facebook status (and seem to be quite passionate about how much they hate them)".
Oh I didn´t mean that, sorry."Is reading a thread where people bitch about insignificant things that they consider utterly stupid like other people´s facebook status (and seem to be quite passionate about how much they hate them)".
god forbid we have some fun
Oh I didn´t mean that, sorry."Is reading a thread where people bitch about insignificant things that they consider utterly stupid like other people´s facebook status (and seem to be quite passionate about how much they hate them)".
god forbid we have some fun
Not a status, but I just saw this post on another's wall and laughed:
"Hey you! I have not seen you since Feburary. This is rediculous. How have things been (my question mark isnt working so Im sorry for my grammar)."
Is there an option to turn that off? Keeping up with your friends doesn't have to mean seeing what they're doing every 20 seconds of their lives.
I think you have an option for each friend, whether to get their posts or not. At least you do on facebook.Is there an option to turn that off? Keeping up with your friends doesn't have to mean seeing what they're doing every 20 seconds of their lives.
If you really hate them so much, why not put them on ignore? Or un-friend them? If they're really only a facebook friend, they probably won't even notice, and if they do, they probably won't even care.I don't see it as all that quality a move to play "omg look at what my friends wrote as their statuses, aren't they fucktards" behind their backs, but it seems that's just me.Facebook friend =/= actual friend.
this. more like.... the people I went to highschool and college with, who I sometimes see at parties and say whats up to. While on the inside hating them with passion.
If you really hate them so much, why not put them on ignore? Or un-friend them? If they're really only a facebook friend, they probably won't even notice, and if they do, they probably won't even care.I don't see it as all that quality a move to play "omg look at what my friends wrote as their statuses, aren't they fucktards" behind their backs, but it seems that's just me.Facebook friend =/= actual friend.
this. more like.... the people I went to highschool and college with, who I sometimes see at parties and say whats up to. While on the inside hating them with passion.
But hey, then you wouldn't be able to keep on complaining about them, right?
a hair on the screen.I hate those.
a hair on the screen.I hate those.
I think you have an option for each friend, whether to get their posts or not. At least you do on facebook.Is there an option to turn that off? Keeping up with your friends doesn't have to mean seeing what they're doing every 20 seconds of their lives.
I finally saw a good use of FML on facebook!
"I'm going to be busy the evening the new monkey island is released. FML."
:lol
I was clever and made sure I had nothing on that evening.
I think you have an option for each friend, whether to get their posts or not. At least you do on facebook.Is there an option to turn that off? Keeping up with your friends doesn't have to mean seeing what they're doing every 20 seconds of their lives.
Yeah, idk about myspace, but facebook you can block individual people from having their updates show up. Jamesman blocked me because of my heretical posts. :millahhhh
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
thinks he gets better explosions in his toilet than the fireworks that were seen on the 4th.
I think you have an option for each friend, whether to get their posts or not. At least you do on facebook.Is there an option to turn that off? Keeping up with your friends doesn't have to mean seeing what they're doing every 20 seconds of their lives.
Yeah, idk about myspace, but facebook you can block individual people from having their updates show up. Jamesman blocked me because of my heretical posts. :millahhhh
I hated to do it. :-*
So, if you can change the settings for each user individually, why are you people complaining? How 'bout just, I don't know, removing the annoying friend's updates and, um, you won't have to see the annoying updates anymore?People enjoy complaining about things. It's part of human nature.
Problem solved?
I think you have an option for each friend, whether to get their posts or not. At least you do on facebook.Is there an option to turn that off? Keeping up with your friends doesn't have to mean seeing what they're doing every 20 seconds of their lives.
Yeah, idk about myspace, but facebook you can block individual people from having their updates show up. Jamesman blocked me because of my heretical posts. :millahhhh
I hated to do it. :-*
I forgive you. :-* Well, I'm off to take advantage of Nick in his drunkenness. Care to join?
So, if you can change the settings for each user individually, why are you people complaining? How 'bout just, I don't know, removing the annoying friend's updates and, um, you won't have to see the annoying updates anymore?
Problem solved?
So, if you can change the settings for each user individually, why are you people complaining? How 'bout just, I don't know, removing the annoying friend's updates and, um, you won't have to see the annoying updates anymore?
Problem solved?
Because they would feel bad if the person found out they were blocked, so they complain about them to other people. Duh!
But, really, I don't know what it is. I've run into a ton of people, in RL or here, that refuse to do something about someone they can't stand being around or they think is annoying because they "don't want to hurt their feelings." Apparently talking shit behind their back is so much better.
"But I don't consider them one night stands...they're auditions"
*4th day is officially the worst
*I have no internet; my life is dead for the next 3 days
*wishes she had a vampire boyfriend
Facebook has sadly become myspace. No one uses myspace anymore, and no one will use facebook in a few years.
Which is a shame because Facebook is, in theory, so much more useful than Myspace.
It is. It was a great tool to keep in touch with those you went to high school, college... hell, even elementary school with. But now its become "I'm bored I'm gonna take a quiz about which color I am"
Heres a nice status update
*Loves waking up for a sober 3am vomit. Not. FML
Maybe you shouldn't have been such a stupid drunk bitch last night, then. I also hate how everyone adds "FML" to the end of everything.
This one is quite the opposite of pathetic. This is my 15 year old female cousin.
" okay dream theater's octavarium is seriously like one of the greatest CDs of all time...i don't know why i stopped listening to them for so long... :) "
This one is quite the opposite of pathetic. This is my 15 year old female cousin.
" okay dream theater's octavarium is seriously like one of the greatest CDs of all time...i don't know why i stopped listening to them for so long... :) "
"drinking until i can't walk, then driving home. =]"
" idk wtf is wrong wit me... usually i sleep all day but lately i jus cnt sleep past 12, maybe its cuz im ready 2 hit off this beer ball i have sittin on ice lmao "
" idk wtf is wrong wit me... usually i sleep all day but lately i jus cnt sleep past 12, maybe its cuz im ready 2 hit off this beer ball i have sittin on ice lmao "
Jesus.
" Is just wondering if there's any good guys left ?? "
" Is just wondering if there's any good guys left ?? "This is a classic example of "you're doing it wrong"
" Is just wondering if there's any good guys left ?? "This is a classic example of "you're doing it wrong"
Well, don't be a whiner, either. Guys who act like that tend to drive girls to the overconfident douche." Is just wondering if there's any good guys left ?? "This is a classic example of "you're doing it wrong"
You have hit the nail on the head with that statement. I don't think there has ever been a better statement. I hate when girls go for the complete douche over and over again and then complain that there are no good guys out there. :facepalm: :facepalm:
Yeah how dare he crave a bit of sympathy when his pet died?"its my birthday"
omg, how I hate that one.
Oh, that reminded me of one my friend did about two years ago.
"My dog died today :("
God I hate attention whores.
Well, don't be a whiner, either. Guys who act like that tend to drive girls to the overconfident douche." Is just wondering if there's any good guys left ?? "This is a classic example of "you're doing it wrong"
You have hit the nail on the head with that statement. I don't think there has ever been a better statement. I hate when girls go for the complete douche over and over again and then complain that there are no good guys out there. :facepalm: :facepalm:
"Wanna say congrats 2 my baby dad. He has another baby on the way!! NOT by his fiance and sure as hell ain't ME!!! LMFAO":lol
:facepalm:
Yeah how dare he crave a bit of sympathy when his pet died?"its my birthday"
omg, how I hate that one.
Oh, that reminded me of one my friend did about two years ago.
"My dog died today :("
God I hate attention whores.
:lol"Wanna say congrats 2 my baby dad. He has another baby on the way!! NOT by his fiance and sure as hell ain't ME!!! LMFAO":lol
:facepalm:
Ahhh ok good, my apologies :DYeah how dare he crave a bit of sympathy when his pet died?"its my birthday"
omg, how I hate that one.
Oh, that reminded me of one my friend did about two years ago.
"My dog died today :("
God I hate attention whores.
I can see how it could be missed but I was being sarcastic. Can't speak for him but I think Chino was too.
Because he feels pathetic for liking it, of course.
"I need your phones, again."
That's me. Yesterday they mugged me again. I'm pathetic.
Because he feels pathetic for liking it, of course.
Exactly
You got mugged yesterday? Are you alright?Yeah, thanks. I'm alright. He took my money and my cellphone. :(
You got mugged yesterday? Are you alright?Yeah, thanks. I'm alright. He took my money and my cellphone. :(
It was another guy who followed me and took advantage while the street was alone. Caught me off guard and pointed a knife at me. I really have to take personal defence classes.
I think that's the consensus around here.Lesson 1: Learn how to rip throats out.You got mugged yesterday? Are you alright?Yeah, thanks. I'm alright. He took my money and my cellphone. :(
It was another guy who followed me and took advantage while the street was alone. Caught me off guard and pointed a knife at me. I really have to take personal defence classes.
Ugh, I hate lyrics statuses! Except when I make them. But I make them like, "...is scratching the mellotron" and no one gets it anyway
"And if young love is just a game, then I must have missed the kick off."
My comment:
"There are no 'kickoffs' in Battleship. Learn your games."
My all time "favorite."
"........"
STFU! I don't know why that sends me into such a blind rage but it does. Oh, and people who post terrible lyrics from terrible songs whenever they break up with someone.
"Today, I realised we were out of mi goreng so I had to have nutri grain for breakfast. FML. Then I forgot to watch myself pour the nutri grain so it overflowed the bowl and went all over the floor. FML^2":lol
My reply: You should write a rock opera about that.
Facebook = Failbook
:yeahrightFacebook = Failbook
dude that's so funny, did you come up with that?
:rollin:yeahrightFacebook = Failbook
dude that's so funny, did you come up with that?
:yeahrightFacebook = Failbook
dude that's so funny, did you come up with that?
i just wish everyone would just die but katy and greyson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rollin :lol
had jury duty today but didn't go because HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT!
had jury duty today but didn't go because HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT!
had jury duty today but didn't go because HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT!
had jury duty today but didn't go because HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT!
had jury duty today but didn't go because HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT!
Wrath?
had jury duty today but didn't go because HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT!
Wrath?
I've come to realize that there are barely any, if any, pathetic FB statuses on my friends list. I have 160 friends on there.
eff. em. ell
I've come to realize that there are barely any, if any, pathetic FB statuses on my friends list. I have 160 friends on there.I'm glad to know that!
"i feel like i have a giant weight on my chest--and its not my boobs":neverusethis:
I've come to realize that there are barely any, if any, pathetic FB statuses on my friends list. I have 160 friends on there.I'm glad to know that!
Fuck you, James!!I've come to realize that there are barely any, if any, pathetic FB statuses on my friends list. I have 160 friends on there.I'm glad to know that!
Except Dimitrius' statuses. Sorry for the confusion.
Fuck you, James!!I've come to realize that there are barely any, if any, pathetic FB statuses on my friends list. I have 160 friends on there.I'm glad to know that!
Except Dimitrius' statuses. Sorry for the confusion.
i love how i get replaced by some ugly bitches (: fuckk thatt shitt forreal. sisters heree. not in a good mood. you can try to text. bye.2 hours agoThe constant adding of extra letters at the end of words... >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
i love how i get replaced by some ugly bitches (: fuckk thatt shitt forreal. sisters heree. not in a good mood. you can try to text. bye.2 hours agoThe constant adding of extra letters at the end of words... >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
is sitting @ the airort till her 330 flight..fml
well to pass time there's the mile high club at the airport :-)
I just saw this:Maybe there's a bar called the Mile High Club?Quoteis sitting @ the airort till her 330 flight..fml
With a comment of:Quotewell to pass time there's the mile high club at the airport :-)
I wasn't aware the definition changed.
"wants to have sex tonight" :facepalm:
"wants to have sex tonight" :facepalm:male or female?
Now that school is back in session, my homepage is bombarded with all my teacher friends bitching they have to go back to work next week.>:( >:(
Poor babies, you just had 2 months off, get over it.....
" is back to the grind, but not all there today. This week is gonna suck even though im wearing new clothes and new kicks. FML"Wow...
SeRoX is a great source for funny status updates.
"is feeling bad beyond the help of his Feel Good playlist. This is new."
later, same guy:
"needs someone to talk to, and yet he can't find anyone among all the people who are willing to listen."
SeRoX is a great source for funny status updates.
Ohh, thanks. I hope you did what you said. You know, I am great source :yeahright
I've got a friend from back home who likes to set his status to "." once in a while. Then people "like" it and stuff. I have no idea what it means.
I see wut you did thar :laugh:I've got a friend from back home who likes to set his status to "." once in a while. Then people "like" it and stuff. I have no idea what it means.
Is it once a month? If so, is HE a GIRL?
"f you could look beyond the negative and find that greater things, the smiles ,laughter,love, happyness comfort, warmpth...then you will find that the arguements meen little to nothing and the stress is a thumbnail compared to what you had."
"this time its over..... and its over for good....dont come crawling back to me when you finaly see what yoeu have lost."
"guess this is the end....... " love is just a camoflauge for what resembles rage"-slipknot"
same kid for all 3. fail.
I'm going to start keeping a count of how many times I find out from Facebook status updates that some girl I went to highschool with just accidentally became a mother. I graduated in 2008.
Yeah, I went to a classy highschool. ::)
If I had to guess, maybe a couple hundred. The number of accidental mothers is apparently even higher among the people I didn't know too.I'm going to start keeping a count of how many times I find out from Facebook status updates that some girl I went to highschool with just accidentally became a mother. I graduated in 2008.
Yeah, I went to a classy highschool. ::)
What was your class size?
If I had to guess, maybe a couple hundred. The number of accidental mothers is apparently even higher among the people I didn't know too.I'm going to start keeping a count of how many times I find out from Facebook status updates that some girl I went to highschool with just accidentally became a mother. I graduated in 2008.
Yeah, I went to a classy highschool. ::)
What was your class size?
"f you could look beyond the negative and find that greater things, the smiles ,laughter,love, happyness comfort, warmpth...then you will find that the arguements meen little to nothing and the stress is a thumbnail compared to what you had."
"this time its over..... and its over for good....dont come crawling back to me when you finaly see what yoeu have lost."
"guess this is the end....... " love is just a camoflauge for what resembles rage"-slipknot"
same kid for all 3. fail.
Feeling one way or another towards a situation is one thing, but posting it all over the internet is just dumb :/ And also, no one commented on these either... this kid was always a melodramatic one though
Heartbreak does a lot of embarrassing things to people. Easpecially as a teenager. This is how to make a shameful idiot of yourself.
My friend has 2 friends on facebook at the moment (he just made his account) and today he said "Anyone wana talk".
....I'm the only one of those two who is online at the moment.
"cause theres nowhere in this world i raTHER be, than here in my room, thinking of you, tonight" ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ "Is there an award for "Dumbest bitch of the year"? If so, I know who I'm nominating.
the guy she is talking about is currently in jail for 24 months for beating her while she was pregers.
(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/Smileys/default/tard.gif)"cause theres nowhere in this world i raTHER be, than here in my room, thinking of you, tonight" ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ "Is there an award for "Dumbest bitch of the year"? If so, I know who I'm nominating.
the guy she is talking about is currently in jail for 24 months for beating her while she was pregers.
:slowclap:
*is sweating like a hoe in church
(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/Smileys/default/tard.gif)"cause theres nowhere in this world i raTHER be, than here in my room, thinking of you, tonight" ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ "Is there an award for "Dumbest bitch of the year"? If so, I know who I'm nominating.
the guy she is talking about is currently in jail for 24 months for beating her while she was pregers.
:slowclap:
"Is annoyed at the vending machine, i wanted a coke, not a coke zero. Gah."
https://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/3377/original/super-cool-story-bro.png?1244744947
"uhmm call me crazy, but is there ANY such thing as a real fucking friend?? How does... Go fuck yourself sound?"
"Happy Fathers day to all the dads! Except mine. You can go to hell."
:rollin
"xbox got the ring of death, bout to stab bill gates"
"cause theres nowhere in this world i raTHER be, than here in my room, thinking of you, tonight" ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ "
the guy she is talking about is currently in jail for 24 months for beating her while she was pregers.
"cause theres nowhere in this world i raTHER be, than here in my room, thinking of you, tonight" ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ "
the guy she is talking about is currently in jail for 24 months for beating her while she was pregers.
her status as of this morning....
"wowwww...worst dream ever last night! Had a dream that terrance acted up in there and got 5 more years..."
"cause theres nowhere in this world i raTHER be, than here in my room, thinking of you, tonight" ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ "
the guy she is talking about is currently in jail for 24 months for beating her while she was pregers.
her status as of this morning....
"wowwww...worst dream ever last night! Had a dream that terrance acted up in there and got 5 more years..."
"cause theres nowhere in this world i raTHER be, than here in my room, thinking of you, tonight" ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ "
the guy she is talking about is currently in jail for 24 months for beating her while she was pregers.
her status as of this morning....
"wowwww...worst dream ever last night! Had a dream that terrance acted up in there and got 5 more years..."
latest one.....
" ``every good woman needs a thug.`` lol ♥ him <333333"
Sounds like a safe assumption.
https://www.lamebook.com/
All of these were posted in the last like 6 minutes.
" ...okay Kanye West just freaked out on the VMAS taking the mic from taylor swift and shit...AWESOME!!!!!"
"Yeaaaa Kanyeee lol!! Shut her ass up"
" fuck kayne! GO TAYLOR!"
" I just saw the VMAs for like 2 seconds and i'm pretty sure it's all I needed to see. Way to go kanye. "
"FUCK YOU KANYE WEST. i love taylor swift and she deserves everything she wins. ♥ "
"Hm so kanye west is pretty much the worlds biggest asshole. Yepppp."
"kanye west is a jerk for stealing taylor swifts thunder... she is just as good as beyonce..NOT COOL KANYE"
" woulda like kanye to say that through the wire"
" kbye kanye."
" i'm watching the VMAs.....before this, i loved Kanye West and hated Taylor Swift. I now HATE Kanye West, and slightly love Taylor Swift...."
"honestly though i just fucking missed the kanye thing by like two mins"
"As eeevvveerryyoonnee else is saying...wow kanye wow..dick move asshole"
"what did Kanye do??"
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
" hope kanye doesn't go to Swayze's funeral. "I'll let you get back to yo funeral in a minute,but MJ had the best death all year. Just sayin"."
"tomorrow I leave for germany for a month! 15 hour flight tho, fml!"
So some of these people sound like real twats (or, to use RobWebster's term, twunts). Do you just stay facebook friends with them for the tragic humor?
"just peed in the middle of the road and almost got hit by a van in the process".I don't see how this could happen. Isn't this what bushes on the side of the road are for?
My friend just left work and forgot to log out of his Facebook account so I posted for him. It reads, "I am in love with a man". Then I logged out of his account. I can't wait to see the reactions!!!!!!!!!
My friend just left work and forgot to log out of his Facebook account so I posted for him. It reads, "I am in love with a man". Then I logged out of his account. I can't wait to see the reactions!!!!!!!!!
I had a friend in High School that "came out of the closet" over Facebook over the weekend. By the time Monday came around, everyone was talking about how they're ok with it and that they always knew he was a little too friendly with the guys. Then we find out that it was his brother that got on his account and that he wasn't really gay.
(https://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/stay-positive.png)
:lol
People really have to learn when it's better to shut up. Now more than ever. Seriously.
Seriously. If you're gonna stand in the middle of traffic and pee, you deserve to get hit.Before I read the previous post, I thought this was some sort of saying that you were quoting.
Pathetic pushed to the extreme my friends...
"i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka."
Pathetic pushed to the extreme my friends...
"i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka."
Imagine his/her boss would leave the following comment: "You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired."
:azn: Was there a portal gun involved?:lol
everyone leaves me stranded forgotten abandoned left behind. i can't stay here another night.
Eli is rotting away
I don't even bother anymore. She's got this "supportive-to-the-ends-of-the-earth brigade" of friends who rush to her aid at the slightest pout. They'd attack me if I was anything short of slavishly sympathetic.
One abbreviation: OMG
One abbreviation: OMG
You're forgetting one: FML
" um ok??????? that was fucked up...pissed off is it really bad that when im crossing the street i hope i get hit ♥ ya"
:facepalm:
" um ok??????? that was fucked up...pissed off is it really bad that when im crossing the street i hope i get hit ♥ ya"
:facepalm:
Dude... who are your friends? :omg:
" um ok??????? that was fucked up...pissed off is it really bad that when im crossing the street i hope i get hit ♥ ya"
:facepalm:
Dude... who are your friends? :omg:
Doesnt matter; they wont be around long enough to get to know them
" um ok??????? that was fucked up...pissed off is it really bad that when im crossing the street i hope i get hit ♥ ya"
:facepalm:
Dude... who are your friends? :omg:
Doesnt matter; they wont be around long enough to get to know them
I actually laughed out loud when I read this :lol
Copy This Onto Your Status And See What People Rate You 1: Nutter. 2: I'd Marry You. 3:Talkative. 4:Sarcastic. 5:Fancy The Pants Off You. 6:Drinking Buddy. 7:Moody. 8:Dumb. 9:Spoilt. 10:Mouthy. 11:Blonde. 12:Gorgeous. 13:Funny 14:Fit. 15: I Would Beat you up....She's number 11 lol...
wooo hooo my ANZ VISA DEBIT CARD came in the mail today :tup online shopping here i comeeeee ♥ ♥I HOPE YOU GO BROKE. THAT'D TEACH YOU A LESSON :biggrin: :corn
" um ok??????? that was fucked up...pissed off is it really bad that when im crossing the street i hope i get hit ♥ ya"
:facepalm:
Dude... who are your friends? :omg:
Doesnt matter; they wont be around long enough to get to know them
I actually laughed out loud when I read this :lol
" um ok??????? that was fucked up...pissed off is it really bad that when im crossing the street i hope i get hit ♥ ya"
:facepalm:
Dude... who are your friends? :omg:
Doesnt matter; they wont be around long enough to get to know them
I actually laughed out loud when I read this :lol
updated:
"is fuck this....pissed off....cry session...i think so =[ is it really bad that when im crossing the street i hope i get hit -ashley"
I just typed "Get a mac" on my Facebook status and two friends (mac users) "liked" it. :lol
Quick, post a DTF 5/8 meme!!!I just typed "Get a mac" on my Facebook status and two friends (mac users) "liked" it. :lol
I saw that, and hoped you weren't being serious. Congrats, you didn't fail for once. :heart
So I just signed up for Facebook, now that it hit me that no one uses Myspace anymore. We'll see how it goes.
So I just signed up for Facebook, now that it hit me that no one uses Myspace anymore. We'll see how it goes.
There's actually some pretty interesting material/statistics on the socioeconomic/racial divides between myspace and facebook users.
And this one just makes you go "wtf..."Quotewooo hooo my ANZ VISA DEBIT CARD came in the mail today :tup online shopping here i comeeeee ♥ ♥I HOPE YOU GO BROKE. THAT'D TEACH YOU A LESSON :biggrin: :corn
And this one just makes you go "wtf..."Quotewooo hooo my ANZ VISA DEBIT CARD came in the mail today :tup online shopping here i comeeeee ♥ ♥I HOPE YOU GO BROKE. THAT'D TEACH YOU A LESSON :biggrin: :corn
ANZ... Is your friend from New Zealand?
So I just signed up for Facebook, now that it hit me that no one uses Myspace anymore. We'll see how it goes.
There's actually some pretty interesting material/statistics on the socioeconomic/racial divides between myspace and facebook users.
So I just signed up for Facebook, now that it hit me that no one uses Myspace anymore. We'll see how it goes.
There's actually some pretty interesting material/statistics on the socioeconomic/racial divides between myspace and facebook users.
O rly? I mean I haven't used my Myspace in over three years, so I have no idea.
As far as I can remember, Myspace users are more likely to be a racial minority, under 18, or of a lower socioeconomic class, whereas facebook users tend to be more white, older, and come from richer areas. The class/age parts I think are the major factors though.
As far as I can remember, Myspace users are more likely to be a racial minority, under 18, or of a lower socioeconomic class, whereas facebook users tend to be more white, older, and come from richer areas. The class/age parts I think are the major factors though.
Its an interesting topic regardless. Both are free, both require the knowledge of using a computer. What is it exactly that makes certain people choose one over the other that would be a result of race?
As far as I can remember, Myspace users are more likely to be a racial minority, under 18, or of a lower socioeconomic class, whereas facebook users tend to be more white, older, and come from richer areas. The class/age parts I think are the major factors though.
Its an interesting topic regardless. Both are free, both require the knowledge of using a computer. What is it exactly that makes certain people choose one over the other that would be a result of race?
The possessive 'my' part in MySpace??
As far as I can remember, Myspace users are more likely to be a racial minority, under 18, or of a lower socioeconomic class, whereas facebook users tend to be more white, older, and come from richer areas. The class/age parts I think are the major factors though.
Its an interesting topic regardless. Both are free, both require the knowledge of using a computer. What is it exactly that makes certain people choose one over the other that would be a result of race?
The possessive 'my' part in MySpace??
I think it is more of the ability to pimp your myspace page and making it look fly.
As far as I can remember, Myspace users are more likely to be a racial minority, under 18, or of a lower socioeconomic class, whereas facebook users tend to be more white, older, and come from richer areas. The class/age parts I think are the major factors though.
Its an interesting topic regardless. Both are free, both require the knowledge of using a computer. What is it exactly that makes certain people choose one over the other that would be a result of race?
The possessive 'my' part in MySpace??
I think it is more of the ability to pimp your myspace page and making it look fly.
As far as I can remember, Myspace users are more likely to be a racial minority, under 18, or of a lower socioeconomic class, whereas facebook users tend to be more white, older, and come from richer areas. The class/age parts I think are the major factors though.
Its an interesting topic regardless. Both are free, both require the knowledge of using a computer. What is it exactly that makes certain people choose one over the other that would be a result of race?
The possessive 'my' part in MySpace??
I think it is more of the ability to pimp your myspace page and making it look fly.
O My god, mum just spilled white king on my muse dress-i officially just died
Drubnkj soccerf
:facepalm:QuoteDrubnkj soccerf
That is all.
I don't know what's worse: that she's playing soccer drunk, or that she decided to get drunk in the middle of the week.Probably that you're so judgmental. Yeah, that's definitely worse.
I don't know what's worse: that she's playing soccer drunk, or that she decided to get drunk in the middle of the week.(https://www.fallen-legion.eu/news/data/upimages/DoubleFacePalm.jpg)
Dream Theater Mike Portnoy named in top 50 drummers of all time.Now this, my friends, is just pathetic. I am ashamed to be a DT fan now. I will now write a book on my experiences of being a fan of this great band and store it in a box and put it in the attic for future generations to read.
I thought you said you'd never personally attack me?Well it depends whose definition we're going by apparently.
QuoteDream Theater Mike Portnoy named in top 50 drummers of all time.Now this, my friends, is just pathetic. I am ashamed to be a DT fan now. I will now write a book on my experiences of being a fan of this great band and store it in a box and put it in the attic for future generations to read.
LOL I was just kidding there, the thing about MP is what DT on Facebook wrote.QuoteDream Theater Mike Portnoy named in top 50 drummers of all time.Now this, my friends, is just pathetic. I am ashamed to be a DT fan now. I will now write a book on my experiences of being a fan of this great band and store it in a box and put it in the attic for future generations to read.
I don't get it.
i just leaned over my stove and my penis turned on a burner and almost lit my hair on fire.
Nicole: DISAGREE.
Eli: too bad the rest of the world agrees with me.
Nicole: DISAGREE. Can I tag people in posts?
Jessica ✯: I am in love with you... You will not be alone... Eat dinner with me tomorrow♥
Eli: I am alone and i probably always will be
Eli: sure there are people around me, but i feel like i just walk through the streets, while i'm gray and everyone else is vibrant and sees right through me
Nicole: i see you. YOU ARE VIBRANT AND FULL OF LIFE.
Jason: please think before you type statuses like this. more people care about you than you would like to let on.
Eli: i think all the time, and perhaps that's my problem...
Jason: WE LOVE YOU. GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD.
Eli: cant let you do that starfox
Nicole: ITS TRUE WE LOVE YOU
Jessica ✯: we really really do
David: gray? you crazy
Greg: my girlfriend is gay for you. if theres anything to make you feel better, thats it.
Josh: Eli, I'm honestly a little offended by that statement; all of us should be. we love you, pretty girl. you're a bright star among us; your wisdom, however morbid it can be, is a new take on life that i'd never have thought about without you. we all gain so much from you being with us. don't think like this, we're always going to be here for you.
Michael: When people sincerely tell you that they care, you are insulting both yourself and your friends when you say that they don't care. Stop this right now, you will never be alone.
Nick (her boyfriend): I think all of you who commented on Eli's status need to realize how mind-numbing watching 6 Saws in a row can be for any one person.
That being said...Eli, the reason you feel everyone as being more vibrant is not because everyone thinks you're grey, but rather because you're terrified of being alone or abandoned.
For all of Eli's friends that were offended, I know that you are all good friends, but try to understand that she doesn't mean to be hurtful. She just needed to shout out her frustration to the world. I'm obviously not a big fan of her using a facebook status as her emotional outlet, but it's just how some people roll. I'd appreciate it if anyone who was hurt by this would keep their indignation at bay for at least a few days. Don't judge Eli based on what she typed when she was at her saddest.
Eli, I'm obviously not going to be awake when you are tomorrow, but we need to talk. I'm not mad at you, but I'm really worried about you. Please try to creep in a sliver of optimism into your life each day, and trust me, jigsaw won't help you find any of that, so no more Saw movies.
Nick (the boyfriend): PS I DISAGREE WITH THIS STATUS
Josh: I know I speak for all of us when I say that we know Eli's not trying to be hurtful. We never judge her, least of all when she's going through a tough time. Part of the reason why we're hurt is because she's hurt; the only thing we want to do is help.
Eli, we love you. Try to be more optimistic. Whenever you need to talk to someone, you know you can talk to me too. We're all here for you.
PS: Jigsaw actually inspired me to be more optimistic. His message is much more hopeful than first glance. If you look at it from his POV, Nick, then you'd get it. He's my favorite anti-hero :)
Shaina: Just for the record, feelings about this when you first go to college are normal... In fact, it's almost 'expected' and at a lot of college orientation sessions designed specifically for only the parents of future college-students, they'll mention it.
The college itself is a huge bustling place, and it takes some time to find your happy little corner within it -- within your group of friends. I think you have found many friends since being here, and I believe that in time, you'll only find more... and you, too, will settle into something comfortable and capable of being called 'home'. Just hang on for a bit until you find it... and, a lot of the world is how you view it... not necessarily how it is. You think people see you as gray because that's how you think of it. It's not true -- and by people saying, "No, we see you as vibrant!" is their way of saying that they see differently than they think you see... I guess, what I mean is... If you aren't a bit more optimistic, even great things will look depressing to you. You have to develop a good mindset on your own, regardless of what happens.
Just give it a bit more time.
Greg: Ellie, I'm with Shaina. Your going through a tough time but things will work out. Your an incrediably sweet girl who is capable of alot; your pretty, smart, and have an explosive personality of the best kind. Your going to be ok, promise
Eli: I love all of you i just burst out crying wtf
I read the first page of this thread and, while I do agree with how obnoxious people can be, isn't this kind of like being irritated at a cat for doing nothing but eating and sleeping all day? It's what they do. Everybody knows this about cats and you knew that when you got a cat. Feels kinda like the same thing with FB. Maybe I'm wrong, as I don't have a FB account, but Mrs. Cozmo does and she finds the same irritations sometimes.
There's your problem. Start with my first Eli status post and keep going.
PS: Jigsaw actually inspired me to be more optimistic. His message is much more hopeful than first glance. If you look at it from his POV, Nick, then you'd get it. He's my favorite anti-hero
Nice save, diddlesmudge.QuoteNick (her boyfriend): I think all of you who commented on Eli's status need to realize how mind-numbing watching 6 Saws in a row can be for any one person.
That being said...Eli, the reason you feel everyone as being more vibrant is not because everyone thinks you're grey, but rather because you're terrified of being alone or abandoned.
For all of Eli's friends that were offended, I know that you are all good friends, but try to understand that she doesn't mean to be hurtful. She just needed to shout out her frustration to the world. I'm obviously not a big fan of her using a facebook status as her emotional outlet, but it's just how some people roll. I'd appreciate it if anyone who was hurt by this would keep their indignation at bay for at least a few days. Don't judge Eli based on what she typed when she was at her saddest.
Eli, I'm obviously not going to be awake when you are tomorrow, but we need to talk. I'm not mad at you, but I'm really worried about you. Please try to creep in a sliver of optimism into your life each day, and trust me, jigsaw won't help you find any of that, so no more Saw movies.
Nick (the boyfriend): PS I DISAGREE WITH THIS STATUS
Wow. It's amazing how pathetic people really are.is that a shot at me and my post?
I've blocked all of the really annoying/emo folks on my FB (well, except Jamesman :biggrin:), so I don't have a whole lot to contribute to the thread, or complain about...
And that's not how you spell gynecology.
"MENtal illness...MENstraul cramps...MENtal breakdown...MENopause...GUYnecologist...HIStorectomy...all problems start with men"
how the hell is a man responsible for menopause?
"MENtal illness...MENstraul cramps...MENtal breakdown...MENopause...GUYnecologist...HIStorectomy...all problems start with men"
how the hell is a man responsible for menopause?
"my goal is to one day listen all the way thru dream theatres Octavarium"
You know what I call that? ANY GIVEN TUESDAY MOTHERFUCKER.
"MENtal illness...MENstraul cramps...MENtal breakdown...MENopause...GUYnecologist...HIStorectomy...all problems start with men"Didn't you know? In the eyes of whiny bitches, men are solely responsible for all bad things - the sinking of the Titanic, Pompeii, the extinction of the dinosaurs, Pepsi. The list goes on.
how the hell is a man responsible for menopause?
"MENtal illness...MENstraul cramps...MENtal breakdown...MENopause...GUYnecologist...HIStorectomy...all problems start with men"Didn't you know? In the eyes of whiny bitches, men are solely responsible for all bad things - the sinking of the Titanic, Pompeii, the extinction of the dinosaurs, Pepsi. The list goes on.
how the hell is a man responsible for menopause?
Also, I find it funny that a gynecologist is a bad thing. I mean, hey, the girl's free to have her vagina turn into a disease-ridden hellcavern if she likes. Then again, I've never had to visit one.
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_f3SZ5Tu916o/SsFCnjXeyzI/AAAAAAAANxs/3VpBMuALLB4/s400/implied-facepalm.jpg)"MENtal illness...MENstraul cramps...MENtal breakdown...MENopause...GUYnecologist...HIStorectomy...all problems start with men"Didn't you know? In the eyes of whiny bitches, men are solely responsible for all bad things - the sinking of the Titanic, Pompeii, the extinction of the dinosaurs, Pepsi. The list goes on.
how the hell is a man responsible for menopause?
Also, I find it funny that a gynecologist is a bad thing. I mean, hey, the girl's free to have her vagina turn into a disease-ridden hellcavern if she likes. Then again, I've never had to visit one.
What, the inside of a vagina? ;D
Wow. And I felt bad for not being able to get all the way through mei until last year (it clocks in at 49:55).
Wow. And I felt bad for not being able to get all the way through mei until last year (it clocks in at 49:55).
Mei is awesome. Long tunes like that and road trips (or in my case, long commutes) are why cars have CD players.
And LOL at the idiot who complains about driving 40 minutes, and whose goal is to get through Octavarium. 2 + 2 = ?
Okay, I just have to post this. First, the Eli status: "Eli is basically going to be alone forever. life is great, isn't it?"
And now, the content that deems posting this pathetic Facebook status, the comments:Quote
Jason: WE LOVE YOU. GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD.
Eli: cant let you do that starfox
Wow. And I felt bad for not being able to get all the way through mei until last year (it clocks in at 49:55).
Mei is awesome. Long tunes like that and road trips (or in my case, long commutes) are why cars have CD players.
And LOL at the idiot who complains about driving 40 minutes, and whose goal is to get through Octavarium. 2 + 2 = ?
Another forum member who likes mei!? :omg:
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One of the best recent ones at lamebook:
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One of the best recent ones at lamebook:
(https://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/MILFS.png)
"MENtal illness...MENstraul cramps...MENtal breakdown...MENopause...GUYnecologist...HIStorectomy...all problems start with men"Woman troubles. As in, a guy having problems with his woman is having woman troubles.
how the hell is a man responsible for menopause?
" is almost scared of this feeling of happiness cause everytime I start to be happy something happens and I right back to where I started with a heart in a million pieces. "This sounds EXACTLY like my ex.
It sounds like half the people in the Lonely Hearts Thread." is almost scared of this feeling of happiness cause everytime I start to be happy something happens and I right back to where I started with a heart in a million pieces. "This sounds EXACTLY like my ex.
"Metallica in 2 weeks":lol Nice.
"Metallica in 1 week"
"Metallica in 5 days"
"Four more days until Metallica"
"METALLICA ON TUESDAY"
"METALLICA IN 48 HOURS!!!"
"METAAAAALLICA TOMMOROW"
"MEEEEETAAAALLLLLICAAAAA TOOOONNIIGGHHHTTTT"
"LEAVING FOR METALLICA IN 20 MINUTES"
"METAAALLLLICA was Suh-WEET"
"Master, MASTER"
My facebook status for the past several weeks has pretty much been that.
Guys, meet Eli:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkeqNDz5zRs&feature=channel
It was made by that chick Super Dude got rejected by and now has a huge grudge against, so he posts all her statuses.
Wait, what do videoblogs have to do with facebook status updates? ???
I agree that Scurv's comments were unnecessary, but that still doesn't hide the irrelevance of video blogs in this thread. :PIt was made by that chick Super Dude got rejected by and now has a huge grudge against, so he posts all her statuses.
...Actually I didn't get rejected by this one. She's a friend of mine...albeit a very annoying one.
In any case, you don't have a clue what you're talking about, so butt out.
I agree that Scurv's comments were unnecessary, but that still doesn't hide the irrelevance of video blogs in this thread. :PIt was made by that chick Super Dude got rejected by and now has a huge grudge against, so he posts all her statuses.
...Actually I didn't get rejected by this one. She's a friend of mine...albeit a very annoying one.
In any case, you don't have a clue what you're talking about, so butt out.
(https://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Lame-Ones-1.png):lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
:rollin
" ....depressed....story of my effin life.":flame:
"OMG I SAW THE NEW MOON MIDNIGHT PREMIER LAST NIGHT...GOT BACK AROUND 2 30- 2 45....IM SOO F**KING TIRED BUT IT WAS SO WORTH IT........NEW MOON WAS AWESOME...THANKS AGAIN MOMMY"
I forgot how the status went, it was something like, "Eli my life is nothing but pain, please save me.":tup
For the first time in almost a year, I decided to add a comment: "Cool story, bro! :D"
"OMG I SAW THE NEW MOON MIDNIGHT PREMIER LAST NIGHT...GOT BACK AROUND 2 30- 2 45....IM SOO F**KING TIRED BUT IT WAS SO WORTH IT........NEW MOON WAS AWESOME...THANKS AGAIN MOMMY"
:facepalm: x1000
Give me her fucking address, I'll do it myself. >:(I can also supply the lethal weapons if you need 'em.
Seriously, big families watching Pixar movies is fail, seriously.
Pixar is fucking awesome. Far from pathetic.Moar we want moar fans
Seriously, big families watching Pixar movies is fail, seriously.:lol Wtf? Pixar movies are amazing, and are pretty much the perfect films to watch with families.
Seriously, big families watching Pixar movies is fail, seriously.
Toy Story 2 is great. Fuck the haters.
Because she would notice if I unfriended her. When her last boyfriend broke up with her, she edited a no-smoking sign (like one of these: https://sdlpyouth.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/nosmoke.png) in which she replaced the cigarette with her ex-boyfriend's name, printed it on a t-shirt, and sold them to her pity party friends. I don't want to imagine the sorts of things she'll put me through.You could always just stop her updates appearing on your news feed. It's almost like you get some strange kick out getting annoyed by her status updates.
It's almost like you get some strange kick out getting annoyed by her status updates.
Wow, what a bitch. :lol
It's almost like you get some strange kick out getting annoyed by her status updates.
I am sometimes guilty of this. :lol
" the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob"
:lol
" the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob"
:lol
Is there a hidden reference I don't get?
You should "Like" that one. Just for a laugh.
The last one made me lol very hardHuh, the last one was the only one I'm pissed at :P (But I think that if my sister was raped in a park, I wouldn't yell about it on facebook)
The last one made me lol very hardHuh, the last one was the only one I'm pissed at :P (But I think that if my sister was raped in a park, I wouldn't yell about it on facebook)
The last one made me lol very hardHuh, the last one was the only one I'm pissed at :P (But I think that if my sister was raped in a park, I wouldn't yell about it on facebook)
"joined the group Purchase anything for 0 REWARD POINTS! 100% Legal & 100% Working!":facepalm:
"is thankful for too many things and deserves none of them"
"people need to fucking shut up. i was NEVER raped in a pizza hut, so stop with the rumors. k thx."
:facepalm:
I don't know what to say about this one.Yeah, kinda disturbing. I guess we all have our own ways of dealing with things ...... ? *shrug*
"wants to get drunk enough to erase this emotional stress im dealing with;;already lost one parent and now im about to lose the second. fml."
comment: "Aww emily! Friday baby well drink our stress "
"fuck i got herpies!" :lolThe worst part of this is that it is spelled wrong.
Just straight funny.
"You ever fart so loud it wakes you up? When it's you it's hilarious... When it's your girl it's the most disgusting thing in the world. You stinky ass to the couch! I want blueberries in my pancakes in the morning!!!!"
After 17 pages, we finally have someone who admits it....
"Almost burnt my box macaroni and cheese..... I'm so pathetic "
There was this ramen type thing I had once where you put water in it then microwave it, but I forgot to put the water in first. Had to air the house out for the rest of the day, lucky I didn't start a fire. :lol
Same situation with my brother, except with Easy Mac :facepalm:There was this ramen type thing I had once where you put water in it then microwave it, but I forgot to put the water in first. Had to air the house out for the rest of the day, lucky I didn't start a fire. :lol
Daughter of a friend of mine went to make instant oatmeal the other day, but forget to put the water in. Dry oatmeal heated in a microwave gets hot enough to burst into flames, it turns out. Didn't burn the kitchen or the house down, but the microwave took some fire damage.
Star Wars on Facebook. :lol
https://www.armchaircommentary.com/2009/11/if-star-wars-luke-skywalker-han-solo-had-facebook.html
" is taking suggestions for a new status. Post ideas below."lolattentionwhore
"my strategy to get through my final presentation? push up bra, low cut shirt, and making my double D's work for me"
" is taking suggestions for a new status. Post ideas below."
I don't want hear happy holidays, or seasons greetings! If you can not wish me a "MERRY CHRISTMAS" then don't wish me anything at all! If you agree, and believe in Christ, copy and paste this as your status! MERRY CHRISTMAS from my house to yours!!! After all, JESUS is the reason for the season!!!!
*snip*
QuoteI don't want hear happy holidays, or seasons greetings! If you can not wish me a "MERRY CHRISTMAS" then don't wish me anything at all! If you agree, and believe in Christ, copy and paste this as your status! MERRY CHRISTMAS from my house to yours!!! After all, JESUS is the reason for the season!!!!
QuoteI don't want hear happy holidays, or seasons greetings! If you can not wish me a "MERRY CHRISTMAS" then don't wish me anything at all! If you agree, and believe in Christ, copy and paste this as your status! MERRY CHRISTMAS from my house to yours!!! After all, JESUS is the reason for the season!!!!
:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:...on so many levels.
QuoteI don't want hear happy holidays, or seasons greetings! If you can not wish me a "MERRY CHRISTMAS" then don't wish me anything at all! If you agree, and believe in Christ, copy and paste this as your status! MERRY CHRISTMAS from my house to yours!!! After all, JESUS is the reason for the season!!!!
:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:...on so many levels.
Please comment happy holidays or happy Hanukkah on this status.
...make sure u re-gift Jesus this CHRISTmas.
Oh man, this kid's status updates from yesterday in contrast with today::lol You should "Like" today's one.
Yesterday:
"... feels like its gonna be a good week."
"scratch my last status.. its gonna be a GREAT week."
Today:
"this week sucks so far. tommorow is no better."
Funny story: I did.Oh man, this kid's status updates from yesterday in contrast with today::lol You should "Like" today's one.
Yesterday:
"... feels like its gonna be a good week."
"scratch my last status.. its gonna be a GREAT week."
Today:
"this week sucks so far. tommorow is no better."
(https://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/fridayFTW1.png):lol
John is my hero.
(https://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/fridayFTW1.png)
John is my hero.
(https://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/fridayFTW1.png):lol :rollin :lol
John is my hero.
Theres one girl on my facebook, who I KNOW has no friends, and for the past 2 days shes been updating her profile every hour talking about her birthday and how she loves her "friends".:sadpanda: :millahhhh :(
Theres one girl on my facebook, who I KNOW has no friends
WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Press 1 for English. Press 2 to disconnect until you learn to speak English. And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, JESUS CHRIST and the AMERICAN SOLIDER. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. If you agree... copy and paste in your status
:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
It's shit like this that makes me realize just how backwards the place where I grew up really is...
WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Press 1 for English. Press 2 to disconnect until you learn to speak English. And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, JESUS CHRIST and the AMERICAN SOLIDER. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. If you agree... copy and paste in your status
:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
It's shit like this that makes me realize just how backwards the place where I grew up really is...
:rollin(https://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/fridayFTW1.png):lol :rollin :lol
John is my hero.
:hat
:rollin(https://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/fridayFTW1.png):lol :rollin :lol
John is my hero.
:hat
:rollin(https://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/fridayFTW1.png):lol :rollin :lol
John is my hero.
:hat
:lol
Awesome
Here's a gem:
"Note to self: (the website that must not be named) during class is not a good idea"
I saw this gem last night.....
I had to get picture of it.
(https://img34.imageshack.us/img34/276/forstatusthread.jpg)
I saw this gem last night.....
I had to get picture of it.
(https://img34.imageshack.us/img34/276/forstatusthread.jpg)
I'm confused...how can the girlfriend's mom ground the boyfriend? Also, you left the boyfriend's name visible in the text of the girlfriend's mom's post.
I saw this gem last night.....
I had to get picture of it.
(https://img34.imageshack.us/img34/276/forstatusthread.jpg)
I'm confused...how can the girlfriend's mom ground the boyfriend? Also, you left the boyfriend's name visible in the text of the girlfriend's mom's post.
No way this is real
I'm confused...how can the girlfriend's mom ground the boyfriend? Also, you left the boyfriend's name visible in the text of the girlfriend's mom's post.
I'm confused...how can the girlfriend's mom ground the boyfriend? Also, you left the boyfriend's name visible in the text of the girlfriend's mom's post.
C'mon Chino, I'm still confused.
I'm confused...how can the girlfriend's mom ground the boyfriend? Also, you left the boyfriend's name visible in the text of the girlfriend's mom's post.
C'mon Chino, I'm still confused.
Her mom is crazy. Her and myself used to smoke weed all the time, when I was like 17. I've been in the room when the mom and daughter were talking about what black celebrities they would get dp'd by. It is no surprise to me this conversation went down.
"I don't dance but I WILL RAPE YOU":lol I noticed that as well.
Wtf Chino, you know some insane people.
"I don't dance but I WILL RAPE YOU"
"Four ibuprofen, a vicodin and three cups of coffee later, and I've just taken the edge off of my migraine. FML"
:facepalm:
:facepalm: :facepalm:"Four ibuprofen, a vicodin and three cups of coffee later, and I've just taken the edge off of my migraine. FML"
:facepalm:
:facepalm:
:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm::facepalm: :facepalm:"Four ibuprofen, a vicodin and three cups of coffee later, and I've just taken the edge off of my migraine. FML"
:facepalm:
:facepalm:
:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm::facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm::facepalm: :facepalm:"Four ibuprofen, a vicodin and three cups of coffee later, and I've just taken the edge off of my migraine. FML"
:facepalm:
:facepalm:
:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm::facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm::facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm::facepalm: :facepalm:"Four ibuprofen, a vicodin and three cups of coffee later, and I've just taken the edge off of my migraine. FML"
:facepalm:
:facepalm:
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!:facepalm:
:facepalm: :facepalm:C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!:facepalm:
:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm::facepalm: :facepalm:C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!:facepalm:
:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :neverusethis::facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm::facepalm: :facepalm:C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!:facepalm:
:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :neverusethis::facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm::facepalm: :facepalm:C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!:facepalm:
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!:lolpalm:
:clap: Well played:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :neverusethis::facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm::facepalm: :facepalm:C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!:facepalm:
"people need to stay out of my life if theyre not in it."
HOW DID YOU KN--"people need to stay out of my life if theyre not in it."
Does her name happen to be April?
"I don't dance but I WILL RAPE YOU"
You forgot to add the 'at mw2 bitch' part at the end, which drastically changes the statement. :lol
"OMGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) i dont think anyone really knows the excitement and idk wat i'm having right now HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥ him :)"wat
edit:
after 20 minutes with no one responding to that, she writes:
"totally blown away...i literally think this is the best day ever now :) still have a lot to think over and about but i know wat i want and wat seems right."
I'm three seconds away from hiding him. Seriously.
I'm three seconds away from hiding him. Seriously.
How can you even be friends with a guy like that at all?
I'm three seconds away from hiding him. Seriously.
How can you even be friends with a guy like that at all?
Well for 1 it's Facebook, you always add people as a good gesture, not to add your true friends. For 2 he used to be pretty cool in High School, he was a senior last year and was a pretty cool guy but ever since he went to College posts like this have become a DAILY thing.
I disagree. I only add people that I actually consider to be my friends; I don't accept requests from people I had a class with once but never spoke to, and I periodically delete people that I no longer consider to be a friend of mine. I don't believe in defining myself by the number of Facebook friends I have, especially if I'm adding people as a "good gesture".
"OMGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) i dont think anyone really knows the excitement and idk wat i'm having right now HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥ him :)"
edit:
after 20 minutes with no one responding to that, she writes:
"totally blown away...i literally think this is the best day ever now :) still have a lot to think over and about but i know wat i want and wat seems right."
*wishes she had a vampire boyfriend
Does anyone know if there's a way to embedd a MySpace music player to your FB profile?Check on my profile, in the column to the left. It's an app provided by Reverbnation, you have to register your band there and upload your songs there to be able to embed the player like that.
I want to have my band's music player on my profile so people can listen to us from there.
Does anyone know if there's a way to embedd a MySpace music player to your FB profile?Check on my profile, in the column to the left. It's an app provided by Reverbnation, you have to register your band there and upload your songs there to be able to embed the player like that.
I want to have my band's music player on my profile so people can listen to us from there.
"Shame on you America: the only country where we have homeless without shelter, children going to bed without eating, elderly going without needed meds, and mentally ill without treatment - yet we have a benefit for the people of Haiti on 12 TV stations. 99% of people won't have the guts to copy and repost this- You betcha I have the guts to repost this!"What a tool.
He's a boy!?!?! :lol
He's a boy!?!?! :lol
The guy I mentioned? Yeah, he's an 18-year-old guy, actually.
Who he reminds me of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FphfBAVWvN0
Who he reminds me of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FphfBAVWvN0
Rina is now officially awesome in my book. Fellow WKYK fan.
Who he reminds me of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FphfBAVWvN0
Rina is now officially awesome in my book. Fellow WKYK fan.
Who he reminds me of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FphfBAVWvN0
Rina is now officially awesome in my book. Fellow WKYK fan.
Maybe a thread should be made ::) I particularly love this one myself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Uf9rsBbhc
"Shame on you America: the only country where we have homeless without shelter, children going to bed without eating, elderly going without needed meds, and mentally ill without treatment - yet we have a benefit for the people of Haiti on 12 TV stations. 99% of people won't have thegutsshit for brains to copy and repost this- You betcha I have thegutsshit for brains to repost this!"
It's not a status, but what I find truly pathetic is that five girls I'm friends with have become "fans" of a page called, "All boys are assholes." :facepalm:Same here
"Shame on you America: the only country where we have homeless without shelter, children going to bed without eating, elderly going without needed meds, and mentally ill without treatment - yet we have a benefit for the people of Haiti on 12 TV stations. 99% of people won't have the guts to copy and repost this- You betcha I have the guts to repost this!"
"is cross at herself...she got a £1500 overdraft to buy a car but has gone slightly crazy on ebay (:"
Well done, you stupid bitch. You just gave birth to your first baby so you decide to take out a 1.5k overdraft a few weeks later to buy a car and then you spend it all on Ebay? Moron.
I've already posted crap from this guy, and here's more!!!
"My eyes are an ocean in which my dreams are reflected. Look into them, allow their depth to consume you. Only then can you see as I see."
Here's a nice little conversation:
Him- " I think the thing i miss most of all is sharing... Sharing moments, sharing memories, sharing love.. I miss that feeling you get when you're laying next to her and the emotions that wash over you as your senses are flooded with that which seems too heavenly to be earth bound"
Someone Else: "You will have those kind of moments again..maybe with someone else...maybe with her...until then just cherish the ones you've already made."
His response: "The ones I've already made are poisoned with betrayal and heartache. I'm just biding my time until new ones can be made. Until then the same time that can heal all wounds is showing me it's just as good at making them."
Seriously, this is ridiculous. As I've said before, this is a daily thing!
"is cross at herself...she got a £1500 overdraft to buy a car but has gone slightly crazy on ebay (:"
This from a casual friend of mine (note: English isn't the first language of any of the people commenting except me):
(https://i49.tinypic.com/2dbtlit.jpg)
I've already posted crap from this guy, and here's more!!!
"My eyes are an ocean in which my dreams are reflected. Look into them, allow their depth to consume you. Only then can you see as I see."
Here's a nice little conversation:
Him- " I think the thing i miss most of all is sharing... Sharing moments, sharing memories, sharing love.. I miss that feeling you get when you're laying next to her and the emotions that wash over you as your senses are flooded with that which seems too heavenly to be earth bound"
Someone Else: "You will have those kind of moments again..maybe with someone else...maybe with her...until then just cherish the ones you've already made."
His response: "The ones I've already made are poisoned with betrayal and heartache. I'm just biding my time until new ones can be made. Until then the same time that can heal all wounds is showing me it's just as good at making them."
Seriously, this is ridiculous. As I've said before, this is a daily thing!
This guy takes himself too seriously.
It's not a status, but what I find truly pathetic is that five girls I'm friends with have become "fans" of a page called, "All boys are assholes." :facepalm:Same here
I'm confused...how can the girlfriend's mom ground the boyfriend?Yeah. It was a mistake, right, Chino?
I'm confused...how can the girlfriend's mom ground the boyfriend?Yeah. It was a mistake, right, Chino?
Good Lord people are retarded.
Oh btw, not a pathetic one, but it is a little :\: "SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have German reenactors for my WWII movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
This is coming from an amateur filmmaker who happens to be a German American with a number of relics from the Nazi era. He's just a little bit too interested in films from that era.
*snip*
I'm not going to help you. You can do it!*snip*
Yeah, I don't get it either.
*snip*
Yeah, I don't get it either.
*snip*
Yeah, I don't get it either.
The caption says Conan O'Brian and Me. That is very clearly not Conan O'Brian.
(https://blogs.babble.com/famecrawler/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/conan-obrien.jpg)
It's all I noticed. But I guess there's more.
Underneath that, it says "KY Derby"...was that the event they were attending, or what happened later on that night?
Underneath that, it says "KY Derby"...was that the event they were attending, or what happened later on that night?
Underneath that, it says "KY Derby"...was that the event they were attending, or what happened later on that night?
and not just any old hat, but something heinous like this....Underneath that, it says "KY Derby"...was that the event they were attending, or what happened later on that night?
There is one more thing that only an astute gambler or horse racing enthusiest would catch, and if that is if she REALLY was at the Kentucky Derby, she would be wearing a hat. :hat
Once again Lonestar slamdunks my alley-oop.lonestar, you had best sig that shit.
o/
Once again Lonestar slamdunks my alley-oop.
Something you're hiding from us, Phant?Once again Lonestar slamdunks my alley-oop.
Lonestar can slamdunk my alley-oop any day.
Wait, what?
Once again Lonestar slamdunks my alley-oop.o/*\o
o/
"My boobs are way too big for me to be this unhappy."
"My boobs are way too big for me to be this unhappy."
"My boobs are way too big for me to be this unhappy."Link to profile??? ;D
"My boobs are way too big for me to be this unhappy."Link to profile??? ;D
"My boobs are way too big for me to be this unhappy."
"My boobs are way too big for me to be this unhappy."
I'm pretty sure this is a quote from Texts From Last Night (https://www.textsfromlastnight.com/).
"My boobs are way too big for me to be this unhappy."
I'm pretty sure this is a quote from Texts From Last Night (https://www.textsfromlastnight.com/).
I have a new favorite website.
"Ducktapes weird do you think they ever used it to tape ducks?"What the fuck? How old is this person?
Moron.
She was not.
I feel like saying: "IT'S DUCT TAPE, YOU MORON" but I haven't spoken to her in quite a few years so, you know?
I actually enjoy this one:
"Put ♥ this ♥ on ♥ your ♥ status ♥ if ♥ you ♥ know ♥ someone ♥ who ♥ deserves ♥ a ♥ smack ♥ in ♥ the ♥ face ♥ with ♥ a ♥ shovel ♥"
When it was invented in WW2 it was called duck tape because it's waterproof. Some people still call it that.
It's amazing sometimes what people are willing to share publicly.
It's amazing sometimes what people are willing to share publicly.
To add: "... in order to get attention."
I hope I don't wake up
The part that offended me most in Chino's post was "would of".
The part that offended me most in Chino's post was "would of".
Every time someone writes "would of" instead of "would have", a little kitty, puppy or red panda cub dies.
Change; Such an epiphany of what sought to be a soliloquy, But now is a silhouette of a former being known as the past. Such is Change...Obama's facebook page?
The part that offended me most in Chino's post was "would of".
Every time someone writes "would of" instead of "would have", a little kitty, puppy or red panda cub dies.
This is one of the best ones yet.
" is done....thats it i'm done with men..seriously sick of having my heart trampled and fucked over. sick of lies and games and being hurt...honestly if u cared as much as u said u fucking did....u wouldnt of done this. ur just like all the rest..and ps. u suck in bed...fuck you."
First comment:
" wow... that last part kinda just made my night... hahaha and the truth is revealed...feel better... :/"
OP's response:
"doubt it..pretty friggen upset..not gonna lie..he just ripped my heart out and fucked me over...prolly not gonna sleep..and the worse thing bout it all..i believed everything he said and forgave him for everything that he put me through..when in reality i shouldnt have i should've walked away from the start..but my heart wants him...and apparently i cant have it. soooo there goes everything."
When people confuse "then" and "than" I want to hang people by their testicles. And if they are women, by their ovaries.This. It pisses me off.The part that offended me most in Chino's post was "would of".Every time someone writes "would of" instead of "would have", a little kitty, puppy or red panda cub dies.
When people confuse "then" and "than" I want to hang people by their testicles. And if they are women, by their ovaries.This. It pisses me off.The part that offended me most in Chino's post was "would of".Every time someone writes "would of" instead of "would have", a little kitty, puppy or red panda cub dies.
More ovaries? As long as the procedure doesn't use anesthesia. The more pain the better.What if you were to surgically attach ovaries to the women in question, an subsequently hang the women up by them?When people confuse "then" and "than" I want to hang people by their testicles. And if they are women, by their ovaries.This. It pisses me off.The part that offended me most in Chino's post was "would of".Every time someone writes "would of" instead of "would have", a little kitty, puppy or red panda cub dies.
When people confuse "then" and "than" I want to hang people by their testicles. And if they are women, by their ovaries.This. It pisses me off.The part that offended me most in Chino's post was "would of".Every time someone writes "would of" instead of "would have", a little kitty, puppy or red panda cub dies.
What if you were to surgically attach ovaries to the women in question, an subsequently hang the women up by them?
What if you were to surgically attach testicles to the women in question, an subsequently hang the women up by them?
What if you were to surgically attach testicles to the women in question, an subsequently hang the women up by them?
Fix'd?
WOMEN NEED MORE OVARIES!What if you were to surgically attach testicles to the women in question, an subsequently hang the women up by them?Fix'd?
" is starting to think that theres no such thing as a "good guy". cuz everytime i think i find one...eventually those true asshole traits come out."
(9 girls like it)
comment 1: "ohhhh so true..... lol"
comment 2: "very true! maybe its just waterbury/naugatuck guys. maybe when i move ill find better guys in bristol?"
comment 3: "thats how every guy in watertown is"
comment 4: "I never met once a truely nice guy"
That really pisses me off, that these girls actually go LOOKING for these same assholes and repeatedly date them without learning from it, and then blame it on all guys everywhere.
The part that offended me most in Chino's post was "would of".
Every time someone writes "would of" instead of "would have", a little kitty, puppy or red panda cub dies.
Same thing with "prolly."
The part that offended me most in Chino's post was "would of".
Every time someone writes "would of" instead of "would have", a little kitty, puppy or red panda cub dies.
Same thing with "prolly."
I prolly could of gone done with out reading this post.
Reported. Both of you.
Keep us posted Chino. :tup
That really pisses me off, that these girls actually go LOOKING for these same assholes and repeatedly date them without learning from it, and then blame it on all guys everywhere.
I'm posting that as a comment.
Thanks.
Now we play the waiting game.
:corn :corn
Something like that. Guys who only want pussy can be clever, but there's still no way a reasonably intelligent and observant female will be fooled by 99% of them. They're just not paying attention, or too blinded by their own lust to see it.
:corn
Something like that. Guys who only want pussy can be clever, but there's still no way a reasonably intelligent and observant female will be fooled by 99% of them. They're just not paying attention, or too blinded by their own lust to see it.
My exact response.
"Guys who only want pussy can be clever, but there's still no way a reasonably intelligent and observant female such as yourself should be fooled by 99% of them. You women just don't pay enough attention, or are too blinded by your own lust to see it."
good call.
See what I did there? Because I called her intelligent and observant, she won't get mad at me.
This isn't status related, but it's pretty funny:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Can-this-pickle-get-more-fans-than-Nickleback/282013353726?ref=pymk
I joined.
This isn't a status, but I have a friend who becomes a fan of absolutely everything. It's annoying as hell. I can understand becoming a fan of musicians, movies, sports teams, and the like, but becoming a fan of things like "Texting someone to say that you are outside their house instead of knocking" is just fucking stupid
This isn't a status, but I have a friend who becomes a fan of absolutely everything. It's annoying as hell. I can understand becoming a fan of musicians, movies, sports teams, and the like, but becoming a fan of things like "Texting someone to say that you are outside their house instead of knocking" is just fucking stupid
And on that note: https://mrgan.tumblr.com/post/384061532/i-liked-the-old-facebook-login-better and https://www.readwriteweb.com/archives/facebook_wants_to_be_your_one_true_login.php
"What’s apparently happening here is, Facebook users are googling for “facebook login” (because how else are you going to log into Facebook?), clicking the first result (which is sometimes a story about Facebook, on an unrelated site), assuming that the site itself is Facebook, scrolling to the bottom to get to the comment form - still thinking they’re on Facebook - and using the comment form to complain about how this, a wholly different website, is a terrible redesign of Facebook."
"I hate my boyfriends parents dog. Its a stupid piece of shit beagle! It comes into our bedroom and pisses all over the place. And then gets me and my boyfriend into a fight."
I'm seeing a lot of statuses about how awful the 'new' facebook isI've complained about facebook updating the site before, because usually they make it worse. But the most recent change was actually an improvement for once.
Though admittedly, the 'old' one worked just fine
I've complained about facebook updating the site before, because usually they make it worse. But the most recent change was actually an improvement for once.
What useful functionality did they remove?
This is the first major FB change that I actually like.
Well, not necessarily. As I said, I complained with the previous change, but am happy with this one.
The thing that annoys me though is how often these changes occur. Facebook's layout simply doesn't need a complete overhaul every few months.
Okay honestly, if my mom can't get different laundry detergent, I'm going to die.
QuoteOkay honestly, if my mom can't get different laundry detergent, I'm going to die.
i shall continue my rant from 2 weeks ago i dinna like trains there sooooo not comfy t sleep on but dad can snore like naebidys business on een ha ha this weekends gonna be a hoot al jis be glad fan i get t a real bed lol,x
I'm not posted this because what she's actually saying is lame but I'm posting it because she's typing how she talks:Quotei shall continue my rant from 2 weeks ago i dinna like trains there sooooo not comfy t sleep on but dad can snore like naebidys business on een ha ha this weekends gonna be a hoot al jis be glad fan i get t a real bed lol,x
It's sad that some people's writing skills are so poor that you can't even decipher what they're saying any more.
on een? wtf, seriously.
It's sad that some people's writing skills are so poor that you can't even decipher what they're saying any more.
on een? wtf, seriously.
I'm guilty Blob on that one. Sometimes I post without spellchecking first, and I AM a terrible speller. BTW I also like the new set up except the friend section.
It's sad that some people's writing skills are so poor that you can't even decipher what they're saying any more.
on een? wtf, seriously.
I'm guilty Blob on that one. Sometimes I post without spellchecking first, and I AM a terrible speller. BTW I also like the new set up except the friend section.
Bad spelling I can handle, and I've never had a problem reading your posts (and I'm notorious for my terrible proof reading of my own posts). But the way that many young people type these days is like they're permanently stuck typing on a cell phone, and they're not even trying to use proper English, even when it's not any more trouble to do so.
Your old, your not allowed to make sense around these parts.It's sad that some people's writing skills are so poor that you can't even decipher what they're saying any more.
on een? wtf, seriously.
I'm guilty Blob on that one. Sometimes I post without spellchecking first, and I AM a terrible speller. BTW I also like the new set up except the friend section.
Bad spelling I can handle, and I've never had a problem reading your posts (and I'm notorious for my terrible proof reading of my own posts). But the way that many young people type these days is like they're permanently stuck typing on a cell phone, and they're not even trying to use proper English, even when it's not any more trouble to do so.
Mabye because I'm older but, wouldn't it be easier to call someone than to text in shorthand. The buttons are so damn small that my saugage fingers can't type one word without having to fix my errors. Just a random though from a decrepit old man. ;D
Terrible spelling and grammar was one of the many reasons I stopped using facebook. For me, it's one of those things that just comes so naturally to me; it's difficult for me to understand how it's not easy and basic for everyone.:lol
Someone making a small spelling or grammatical error here or there is fine, but the sheer number of people out there who just don't care or try anymore is disturbing. On the other hand, it's lowering the bar enough that someone with basic literary skills will look like a genius in a few years.
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:lol
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This, folks is why we have The Darwin Awards. I can see it now...
Rory: Can you speak up, I'm deaf in one ear.
Date: I'm sorry. What happened?
Rory: I shot a BB gun into my ear.
Date gets up and leaves as quickly as possible, tripping over a chair because she was laughing too hard.
https://theoatmeal.com/comics/facebook_suck:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
There it is: How to Suck at Facebook.
" i guess its true...he is gonna ignore me...idk wat the fuck i did to deserve this shit. after all i did for him. hmmm feeling used and really stupid. idk anymore all this shit isnt right. all this bullshit is wrong. truth is NEVER give someone everything cuz you'll just get walked all over and pushed away."
I think we just found someone who fails more than numbers:
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I think we just found someone who fails more than numbers::facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
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I think we just found someone who fails more than numbers::whatthe:
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I think we just found someone who fails more than numbers::whatthe:
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Am I lucky that I don't know who Glenn Beck is?
Alright, then let's keep it that way :tupAm I lucky that I don't know who Glenn Beck is?
Yeeees.
Am I lucky that I don't know who Glenn Beck is?
More than likely.Am I lucky that I don't know who Glenn Beck is?
"My life sucks. You all hate me. Never mind. I don't even know why I'm doing this."
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Donating blood is not such a good idea when it's that time of the month
"My life sucks. You all hate me. Never mind. I don't even know why I'm doing this."
:slowclap:
"round 1 of gym of cardio in the morning and now round 2 of gym of pumping iron! lets go!"And how is that pathetic?
:rollin :rollin :rollinhttps://www.facebook.com/pages/WHEREVA-DA-BITCHES-AT/Making-Bitches-Get-Low-and-then-Glazing-Them-Like-Donuts/355681072714?ref=mf :lol
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Getting-Chicks-Pregnant-Then-Leaving-Them/324373496543?ref=nf
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https://www.facebook.com/pages/Getting-Chicks-Pregnant-Then-Leaving-Them/324373496543?ref=nf
David Davidson I like to have options. sometimes its leave and other times its falcon punch.
:rollin :rollin :rollin
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Getting-Chicks-Pregnant-Then-Leaving-Them/324373496543?ref=nf
I love this wall post on that page:
QuoteDavid Davidson I like to have options. sometimes its leave and other times its falcon punch.
:rollin :rollin
Are we making fun of them or is that supposed to be funny? Because that reads like something that people would post in here.
"Did you hear that they took away one of Lindsay Vonn's gold medals? She had the fastest time in the Olympics, but the Olympic committee held a conference and came to a unanimous decision. Vonn would be stripped of the gold and it would be given to Barack Obama...because no one is going downhill faster than he. And drum roll!"
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https://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100223/wr_nm/us_pickle_3
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https://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100223/wr_nm/us_pickle_3
YES!!!!
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https://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100223/wr_nm/us_pickle_3
YES!!!!
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Has just finished the saddest anime ever T.T i actually cried am i pathetic???
QuoteHas just finished the saddest anime ever T.T i actually cried am i pathetic???
Last five status' all in succession and within four seconds of eachother:
"Fuck crosby"
"Fuck Canada"
"Fuck Canada"
"fuckk"
"FUCK U CROSBY U FUCKIN PUSSY!!!!!!!"
:lol
Here's one from a minute ago:Last five status' all in succession and within four seconds of eachother:
"Fuck crosby"
"Fuck Canada"
"Fuck Canada"
"fuckk"
"FUCK U CROSBY U FUCKIN PUSSY!!!!!!!"
:lol
Jesus Christ. :lolpalm:
Talk about sore losers...
Zeltar to me: "gtfo you beaner"
:rollin :rollin
It says she is single. I wonder why. :justjen
I generally don't mind Facebook statuses as long as they couldn't be defined as "Vaguebooking..."
You know, when people post stuff like "I hope that never happens again!" and not specifying what "that" is so people will ask and appear interested. It's such a blatant attention seeking tactic, yet everyone seems to do it all the time. I generally just roll my eyes and ignore them but it's starting to get on my nerves.
or when people post song lyrics without quotation marks pretending it's them talking. :facepalm:
This isn't statuses, but on my brothers' page, the first two comments are a guy talking about a coarse he's doing, and the second is a girl congratulating him on a cleaver decision.
Yeah, but the mess that a meathook creates can be fun.This isn't statuses, but on my brothers' page, the first two comments are a guy talking about a coarse he's doing, and the second is a girl congratulating him on a cleaver decision.
I always go for the cleaver. It's a much more precise weapon than the meathook.
"FML"He/she obviously lives a very difficult, challenging life. Obviously.
This. My utmost respect and sympathy go out to her and I look at her as a person who has withstood the hardest struggles and is mentally strong."FML"He/she obviously lives a very difficult, challenging life. Obviously.
This. My utmost respect and sympathy go out to her and I look at her as a person who has withstood the hardest struggles and is mentally strong."FML"He/she obviously lives a very difficult, challenging life. Obviously.
Definitely posting that if someone is so vague.This. My utmost respect and sympathy go out to her and I look at her as a person who has withstood the hardest struggles and is mentally strong."FML"He/she obviously lives a very difficult, challenging life. Obviously.
You know, that could be a nice status comment. If Mr/Miss FML picks up on that, potential hilarity could ensue.
"with dana on oovoo wit jerry ♥ on the phone wit manny"
Well, ya see, she's video chatting with Dana, whilst talking on the phone with Manny, whilst being with Jerry."with dana on oovoo wit jerry ♥ on the phone wit manny"
Can someone translate this for me, please?
Is there any emotion you're trying to avoid right now?
missing my bitch
Do you have a friend of the same sex you can talk to?
my girl
Do you have a friend of the same sex you can talk to?
my girl
wat
Do you have a friend of the same sex you can talk to?
my girl
wat
he probably only read the word "sex"
Do you have a friend of the same sex you can talk to?
my girl
wat
he probably only read the word "sex"
I'd rather think his girl has a penis, because it makes me laugh.
*snip*
" working St. Patrick's day 12:30-9....FML "
*snip*
Good Lord...there are no words.
Chino, reading the statuses you post makes me lose MY FUCKING LUNCH. :lol
Err...what?
Attention anybody here using FacebookThis coming from the guy who claims that Netflix is just a giant scam.
Facebook is no longer safe after it was revealed that Facebook now has a feature where every single time you do a post all your personal information is there for all to see.
That includes family, friends, murderers, paedophiles hell anybody.
I suggest if you have a Facebook account you delete it immediately.
Attention anybody here using Facebook
Facebook is no longer safe after it was revealed that Facebook now has a feature where every single time you do a post all your personal information is there for all to see.
That includes family, friends, murderers, paedophiles hell anybody.
I suggest if you have a Facebook account you delete it immediately.
DREAMS FTIME45 is the best poster since CrazyBlondeforDTWish I was here for her :P
DREAMS FTIME45 is the best poster since CrazyBlondeforDT
Attention anybody here using Facebook
Facebook is no longer safe after it was revealed that Facebook now has a feature where every single time you do a post all your personal information is there for all to see.
That includes family, friends, murderers, paedophiles hell anybody.
I suggest if you have a Facebook account you delete it immediately.
Attention anybody here using Facebook
Facebook is no longer safe after it was revealed that Facebook now has a feature where every single time you do a post all your personal information is there for all to see.
That includes family, friends, murderers, paedophiles hell anybody.
I suggest if you have a Facebook account you delete it immediately.
Source please. For both of these claims.
Attention anybody here using Facebook
Facebook is no longer safe after it was revealed that Facebook now has a feature where every single time you do a post all your personal information is there for all to see.
That includes family, friends, murderers, paedophiles hell anybody.
I suggest if you have a Facebook account you delete it immediately.
Pshaw, I'm too old for paedophiles.
I used to believe in them, but now I know they're mythological creatures just like unicorns and griffins.
It evolved to a massive :itsatrap: thread. Glorious.DREAMS FTIME45 is the best poster since CrazyBlondeforDTI only vaguely remember her. What did she say?
Attention anybody here using FacebookOH GOD NOT YOU AGAIN!
Facebook is no longer safe after it was revealed that Facebook now has a feature where every single time you do a post all your personal information is there for all to see.
That includes family, friends, murderers, paedophiles hell anybody.
I suggest if you have a Facebook account you delete it immediately.
And eskimosAttention anybody here using Facebook
Facebook is no longer safe after it was revealed that Facebook now has a feature where every single time you do a post all your personal information is there for all to see.
That includes family, friends, murderers, paedophiles hell anybody.
I suggest if you have a Facebook account you delete it immediately.
Pshaw, I'm too old for paedophiles.
I used to believe in them, but now I know they're mythological creatures just like unicorns and griffins.
"Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a day;:|
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life;
Build a man of fire, and no one will question you again;
Set some bacon on fire, and you've just made a lot of enemies."
It was only a matter of time until someone posted another DTFer's status in here :lolI have been thinking about it, but never did. And also, I know he only did it because I specifically said in the original quote's thread inb4 someone posts it here, and it didn't include the few words that came before the quote in my status. You can't trick me, emindead. :azn:
"Some unimportant, non life-changing event just occurred recently. It was nothing serious, and everything is going to be okay, but I feel like making my life seem worse than it actually is. fml."This will be my status next time I'm on FB. :tup
That's basically all I read when I see that shit.
For the last time. I have never picked a grain of cotten in my life
me: i want a lollipop. mom: there is no more. me: i wanted one. mom: ur a big person. me: wth that means i shouldnt get a lollipop?!?!?! lol..... i still want a lollipop =P:facepalm:
"...working out...missing him ♥ u...txt me. work all day 2morrow this shall be fun. then gardy's later on for a movie night with him and the little sister more than likely. got saturday/sunday off..may go see allie and will...who knows wat else might come up.... call/txt...hoping i get a call from babe or a vmail from him 2morrow :)":rollin :rollin :rollin
I hate this girl so much. I wan't to hold her down with one hand, and shove the fingers from my free hand down my throat until I throw up all over her face. Then leave her to clean herself up.
And I just noticed you sigged me, Sigz. :heart
Girl: anxious thinkin bout my new job starting in one week
Boyfriend: I'm so proud of you babe you will do great
Girl: aw thanks sweetie. i appreciate the support my love
So much lovey-dovey crap that vomiting would actually be a relief. I'd tell them to get a room, but THEY ALREADY LIVE TOGETHER SO THERE'S NO REASON TO COMMUNICATE THIS TO EACH OTHER ON FUCKING FACEBOOK.
Feeding horses cells goodWhat is this I don't even
even i dontQuoteFeeding horses cells goodWhat is this I don't even
Packin for upstate colledge visits with [name]. SHIBBY!
Can't remember the code for the lol facepalm, but it is the only one appropriate.:lolpalm:
i smoke two joints before i smoke two joints, and then i smoke two more. *Bob Marley -[name]♥:facepalm:
You've never heard the song?Quotei smoke two joints before i smoke two joints, and then i smoke two more. *Bob Marley -[name]♥:facepalm:
It's Sublime...You've never heard the song?Quotei smoke two joints before i smoke two joints, and then i smoke two more. *Bob Marley -[name]♥:facepalm:
It's Sublime...Sublime covers Bob Marley pretty much all the time. This is such a case.
unless they have the same lyrics.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoke_Two_JointsIt's Sublime...You've never heard the song?Quotei smoke two joints before i smoke two joints, and then i smoke two more. *Bob Marley -[name]♥:facepalm:
unless they have the same lyrics.
:dammitamanda:
goin 2 bed. perfect end 2 a perfect day. sweet dreams besties ♥ u know who u r!!!!Fuckin' hate statuses like this.
had a good night =]i keep thinkin about past things (and people)tho and its just rlly pissing me off.ughh i REALLY hate u.i dont know why i ever liked you but thankfully i moved on.so have fun trying to find someone else who will actually go for ur ugly ass cuz babe i dont need u anymore=p ok now that i got that out im goin to try to go to sleep.oh and btw ur new girl is pretty ugly..which makes me feel better =]haha
city tomoro with my mommy ♥ goin shopping and to nice restaurants nd stuff.. probably stop by soho and the village. rlly excited =]:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
"Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked to, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!*♥ "
My response: "Too bad you can't put them on silent mode"
Her response: =(
"Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked to, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!*♥ "
My response: "Too bad you can't put them on silent mode"
Her response: =(
"Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked to, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!*♥ "
My response: "Too bad you can't put them on silent mode"
Her response: =(
they created an ipad??? wtf:facepalm:
"bruised my ear while headbanging. fml."
dickhead.
dickhead."bruised my ear while headbanging. fml."
dickhead.
...the first time I ever tried headbanging (age 14), I got super dizzy and smashed into a wall. :-[
I've been on fb for like a month and have yet to have any contributions worthy of this thread... I guess my friends are just that cool.
TaUgHt Mi LiL cUz HoW tO rIdE HiS qUaD,nOw iGoTtA tEaCh HiM hOw T sTuNt
QuoteTaUgHt Mi LiL cUz HoW tO rIdE HiS qUaD,nOw iGoTtA tEaCh HiM hOw T sTuNt
Is this necessary?
My intelligence feels insulted by simply reading that.QuoteTaUgHt Mi LiL cUz HoW tO rIdE HiS qUaD,nOw iGoTtA tEaCh HiM hOw T sTuNt
Is this necessary?
I refuse to read that.My intelligence feels insulted by simply reading that.QuoteTaUgHt Mi LiL cUz HoW tO rIdE HiS qUaD,nOw iGoTtA tEaCh HiM hOw T sTuNt
Is this necessary?
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EDIT: I haven't talked to this kid in ~3 years
"I view things much differently from everyone else may even begin to image in their wildest dreams.
I can be described purely as a Piscean with an attitude and a short temper. But dont get me wrong, i have the best time and am a really awesome girl, but when and if you decide to take me on, then be prepared to pay the price and be prepared to think on a level other than reality, possbily out of your comfort zone, not by choice but by the sheer fact that it can be more entertaining and interesting to discuss certain issues with me."
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I think my reply would've been "Hey son, how about speaking FUCKING ENGLISH?"
"Why is a handsome, funny, romantic, sexy, faithful and kind hearted guy so much to ask for!!"We're everywhere, you're just too shallow to give us a chance.
"Why is a handsome, funny, romantic, sexy, faithful and kind hearted guy so much to ask for!!"
Just because you're kind of a ditz when it comes to guys and you make terrible choices doesn't mean there weren't plenty of BETTER choices available. I'm just sayin'.
"Why is a handsome, funny, romantic, sexy, faithful and kind hearted guy so much to ask for!!"We're everywhere, you're just too shallow to give us a chance.
edit: lolhivemind
edit: lolhivemind
No, just great minds thinking alike. :heart
Not that we're exactly what I'd call friends anymore, we haven't spoken more or less since she added me on Facebook, but I don't exactly fit that description above, so...
Yeah, I think that probably would be pretty rare. Apart from amongst the types of folks who go to an effort to add everyone they half knew throughout their entire life.Not that we're exactly what I'd call friends anymore, we haven't spoken more or less since she added me on Facebook, but I don't exactly fit that description above, so...
With one critical addition last week, I am now in the strange position of having all of my ex-girlfriends as friends on Facebook. There's not that many (six), but it still seems like something that would be rather rare. Maybe because none of the breakups were angry or ugly. No cheating or huge fights, just two people mutually agreeing that it just wasn't working anymore. I consider every one of them friends to this day.
We had broken up because she asked if I would be ok with her making out with some old crush of hers so she could "figure things out."
We had broken up because she asked if I would be ok with her making out with some old crush of hers so she could "figure things out."
wtf
"4/20 Whoo! Happy Birthday Hitler!!"
"dats mesed up bro"
"FUCK YOU HE WAS A GREAT PAINTER"
"4/20 Whoo! Happy Birthday Hitler!!"
"dats mesed up bro"
"FUCK YOU HE WAS A GREAT PAINTER"
"4/20 Whoo! Happy Birthday Hitler!!"
"dats mesed up bro"
"FUCK YOU HE WAS A GREAT PAINTER"
"4/20 Whoo! Happy Birthday Hitler!!"The original comment is kind of weird, but the comeback was genius.
"dats mesed up bro"
"FUCK YOU HE WAS A GREAT PAINTER"
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Holy. Shit.
"4/20 Whoo! Happy Birthday Hitler!!"
"dats mesed up bro"
"FUCK YOU HE WAS A GREAT PAINTER"
-Jenna- Jacqueline - i hate how i put my socks in the wash and then i never see them again! i want my socks back tomorrow biatch! go pipeworks and get your own they got 10 pairs for 10 dollar. kbyethanks
TOMORROW IS THE DAY I WILL GO TO COURT FOR NOISE POLLUTION LMFAOOOOOO should b good larf though LOL(https://gadgetsteria.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/facepalm1.jpg)
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"4/20 Whoo! Happy Birthday Hitler!!"
"dats mesed up bro"
"FUCK YOU HE WAS A GREAT PAINTER"
Not a status, but good christ I hate my school:
https://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=464053100321&topic=11840
"I'M A HANDFUL!!! Unfortunately most women won't repost this. I'm strong willed, independent, and outspoken, I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle - but if you can't handle me at my worst then you sure don't deserve me at my best. If you're a HANDFUL then post this. (How brave are you???)"
I'm trying to think of a witty response to this...
"I'M A HANDFUL!!! Unfortunately most women won't repost this. I'm strong willed, independent, and outspoken, I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle - but if you can't handle me at my worst then you sure don't deserve me at my best. If you're a HANDFUL then post this. (How brave are you???)"
I'm trying to think of a witty response to this...
"YOU'RE RETARDED" should work well.
"I'M A HANDFUL!!! Unfortunately most women won't repost this. I'm strong willed, independent, and outspoken, I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle - but if you can't handle me at my worst then you sure don't deserve me at my best. If you're a HANDFUL then post this. (How brave are you???)"
I'm trying to think of a witty response to this...
"I'M A HANDFUL!!! Unfortunately most women won't repost this. I'm strong willed, independent, and outspoken, I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle - but if you can't handle me at my worst then you sure don't deserve me at my best. If you're a HANDFUL then post this. (How brave are you???)"
I'm trying to think of a witty response to this...
I have to ask... Is that supposed to be charming in some way? Does anyone find that endearing? Because it pretty much just gives me a headache, and it signifies the type of person I'd like to punch in the ovaries so that they can't have stupid kids.
"I'M A HANDFUL!!! Unfortunately most women won't repost this. I'm strong willed, independent, and outspoken, I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle - but if you can't handle me at my worst then you sure don't deserve me at my best. If you're a HANDFUL then post this. (How brave are you???)"
I'm trying to think of a witty response to this...
"I'm brave enough to say that I think this post is stupid"
Anyone else have Facebook automatically post links to everything that's in your info section? Mine looks like shit now, and I can't change it.
Anyone else have Facebook automatically post links to everything that's in your info section? Mine looks like shit now, and I can't change it.
Privacy Settings under Account in the top right corner.
im higher then neil armstrong when he was on the moon =]:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
Anyone else have Facebook automatically post links to everything that's in your info section? Mine looks like shit now, and I can't change it.
Privacy Settings under Account in the top right corner.
That didn't fix it :sadpanda:
It's like a whole new profile look. Apparently I'm one of the first to have it. It looks horrible, I can only add activities/bands/etc that have their own pages, and I now get updates from ALL of them in my newsfeed. :censored
Anyone else have Facebook automatically post links to everything that's in your info section? Mine looks like shit now, and I can't change it.
Privacy Settings under Account in the top right corner.
That didn't fix it :sadpanda:
It's like a whole new profile look. Apparently I'm one of the first to have it. It looks horrible, I can only add activities/bands/etc that have their own pages, and I now get updates from ALL of them in my newsfeed. :censored
Yeah, I'm not sure what's going on with that. I logged into Facebook earlier today, and it asked me if I wanted to update my profile with links and shit, and I told it No, maybe later or whatever, and it's obviously what you were talking about, but I've never seen it before. Telling it No seemed to work I guess; I don't see anything different about my profile. I thought you were talking about the "new" (a couple months ago) privacy settings.
Last week, one of the Mullahs in Iran declared that the recent spate of natural disasters was due to women being scantily clad and promiscuous.
“Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes,”
Yeah, yeah, par for the course from those people.
Then a college student in Indiana took offense. Again, par for the course. What’s new is, she wrote on her blog that on Monday she was going to dress as scantily as possible and convince as many other chicks to do the same to test this theory.
And, there seems to be some support for the idea…
“Time for a Boobquake,” she wrote. “On Monday, April 26, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. … I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that’s your preferred form of immodesty.”
She continued, “With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake. If not, I’m sure [Sadeghi] can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn’t rumble.”
today is mational people who fail at life day =]:)
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Note - My name is Alex.Now, tell everyone your last name so we can all make jokes about it :neverusethis:
There, done.
:lolQuotetoday is mational people who fail at life day =]:)
EDIT: Here's another:Quoteblah..]= don't goo|::huh:
I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!Note - My name is Alex.Now, tell everyone your last name so we can all make jokes about it :neverusethis:
There, done.
Who would have thought that i would find love in America :P, where the Venetian Gondola people sing to you, no matter if you are in the gondola or not, BUT MISSING YOU LIKE CRAZY ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ =]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]♥ ♥ ♥ ♥(https://www.poster.net/simpsons-the/simpsons-the-doh-4900579.jpg)
:neverusethis:I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!Note - My name is Alex.Now, tell everyone your last name so we can all make jokes about it :neverusethis:
There, done.
You know you're not normal when you take a can of spray paint to your $1300 macbook. . . I also hope my parents don't noticed the spot where I missed and got it on the carpet :D
"whats worse, writers block? or finding your exact paper online writted better by TIME magazine?"
"Or using the word writted?"
Anyone else have Facebook automatically post links to everything that's in your info section? Mine looks like shit now, and I can't change it.
Privacy Settings under Account in the top right corner.
That didn't fix it :sadpanda:
It's like a whole new profile look. Apparently I'm one of the first to have it. It looks horrible, I can only add activities/bands/etc that have their own pages, and I now get updates from ALL of them in my newsfeed. :censored
Yeah, I'm not sure what's going on with that. I logged into Facebook earlier today, and it asked me if I wanted to update my profile with links and shit, and I told it No, maybe later or whatever, and it's obviously what you were talking about, but I've never seen it before. Telling it No seemed to work I guess; I don't see anything different about my profile. I thought you were talking about the "new" (a couple months ago) privacy settings.
Yeah DO NOT click update or whatever it wants you to do. I dunno if they're going to force everyone to do it eventually, but for now enjoy having your info how it is.
And last but not least in the famous words of somebody I don't know who commented on the last redesign outrage: "If you don't like Facebook, you should ask for your money back."Heh. Funny 'cause it's true. I've never nagged about the designs and such but when stuff I've set to "friends only" suddenly is viewable by everyone with out giving me any notice, I'm getting pissed off and bitchy :P
But now, my bio includes this at the end:
"The reason I have no likes and interests listed anymore is because of Facebooks' bad decision to make "links" of everything and deleting the stuff I'd written in between and generally messing things up.
I like juicy cocks in my fat ass booty:(
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[Name] i miss you actually a lot because the room is empty without you. i hope youre having fun. im not :(I found that hilarious and actually laughed out loud.
This isn't a status update, but here's the scenario for this wall post: Younger sister to older (and OBESE) sister who went to college:(https://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n243/MacKaliba/facepalm_implied.jpg?t=1272770636)Quote[Name] i miss you actually a lot because the room is empty without you. i hope youre having fun. im not :(
"I'm selfish, impatient, and insecure. I make mistakes. I am out of control and at times, hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best."
"I'm selfish, impatient, and insecure. I make mistakes. I am out of control and at times, hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best."
I've seen this before, somebody posted it in this thread maybe a few pages ago.
"I'M A HANDFUL!!! Unfortunately most women won't repost this. I'm strong willed, independent, and outspoken, I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle - but if you can't handle me at my worst then you sure don't deserve me at my best. If you're a HANDFUL then post this. (How brave are you???)"
I'm trying to think of a witty response to this...
Love is mainstream.
nah g i be hood fooo eva. sheiiitt; i make wesley snipes look whiter than tstocks. datss how thug i amm.
Wall post:Quotenah g i be hood fooo eva. sheiiitt; i make wesley snipes look whiter than tstocks. datss how thug i amm.
Even I don'tWall post:Quotenah g i be hood fooo eva. sheiiitt; i make wesley snipes look whiter than tstocks. datss how thug i amm.
What is this shit i dont even
Damn, you guys are so shocked you can't even finish yourEven I don'tWall post:Quotenah g i be hood fooo eva. sheiiitt; i make wesley snipes look whiter than tstocks. datss how thug i amm.
What is this shit i dont even
RetarDamn, you guys are so shocked you can't even finish yourEven I don'tWall post:Quotenah g i be hood fooo eva. sheiiitt; i make wesley snipes look whiter than tstocks. datss how thug i amm.
What is this shit i dont even
LORetarDamn, you guys are so shocked you can't even finish yourEven I don'tWall post:Quotenah g i be hood fooo eva. sheiiitt; i make wesley snipes look whiter than tstocks. datss how thug i amm.
What is this shit i dont even
Can we please stop quoting eachLORetarDamn, you guys are so shocked you can't even finish yourEven I don'tWall post:Quotenah g i be hood fooo eva. sheiiitt; i make wesley snipes look whiter than tstocks. datss how thug i amm.
What is this shit i dont even
Can we please stop quoting eachLORetarDamn, you guys are so shocked you can't even finish yourEven I don'tWall post:Quotenah g i be hood fooo eva. sheiiitt; i make wesley snipes look whiter than tstocks. datss how thug i amm.
What is this shit i dont even
:rollin :rollin I'm sorry, but I actually lol'd
:clap: :lol:rollin :rollin I'm sorry, but I actually lol'd
(https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/RokaiSuijin/Pokemon/Ditto.jpg)
" OMFG guys.....there's a store in the mall that actually SELLS music?.....who the fuck pays for that"
" OMFG guys.....there's a store in the mall that actually SELLS music?.....who the fuck pays for that"
"....well now that im a fattassssssssss...=), such a great mooood bahahahah ♥ love my life."
"hungry, cranky enough to wanna be a fatass, and NOONEEEEE around to get taco bellllll with! super sad....=("
" trust no man, fear no bitchh."
"sometimes I feel like I'm walking around with a sticker on my forehead that says "lie to me.""
Seriously. :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:" OMFG guys.....there's a store in the mall that actually SELLS music?.....who the fuck pays for that"
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FWz3FoidNoE/S2e-iT5tsBI/AAAAAAAAAgk/jq3TYmlnsrI/s320/RAAAAGE.png)
:lol Where do you find all these amazing images?!" OMFG guys.....there's a store in the mall that actually SELLS music?.....who the fuck pays for that"
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FWz3FoidNoE/S2e-iT5tsBI/AAAAAAAAAgk/jq3TYmlnsrI/s320/RAAAAGE.png)
Where do you find all these amazing images?!
modpwnWhere do you find all these amazing images?!
Places on the internet that you would have to ban me for mentioning :lol
...fair point.Where do you find all these amazing images?!
Places on the internet that you would have to ban me for mentioning :lol
pathedic.
Anyone who "tAlKs lYkE dIs". You really need to be hit in the face with a shovel.
I thought you were real, guess what 'I'm always wrong.' :>
[Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation] . . . oh how i love Oscar Wilde ♥
"Found a roach lost in my bed-sheets today. And I don't mean the bug, and it wasn't mine............"
A roach is aka a doobie."Found a roach lost in my bed-sheets today. And I don't mean the bug, and it wasn't mine............"
I don't understand.
That still makes very little sense.
That still makes very little sense.
"Found a roach lost in my bed-sheets today. And I don't mean the bug, and it wasn't mine............"Sounds to like Mom's getting lazy.
:lolQuote[Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation] . . . oh how i love Oscar Wilde ♥
Oh the irony.
Awesome job at blotting out all of the names. Really great work.:lol
Awesome job at blotting out all of the names. Really great work.:lol
Awesome job at blotting out all of the names. Really great work.:lol
"can't sleep. old myspace comments make me sad. hope i can fall asleep soon. might pull an allnighter."
"X likes Heard you're dating my ex. how do I taste?"
^ Amen.Besides, kissing in the bathroom? That's so classy!
OMG WE KISS THAT MEANS WE'RE LIEK SUPER LEGIT CHECK IT OUT
Go die.
WIN
"Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such posts as "You're Reading This in My Voice" and "You Can't Stop Even Though You're Now Aware of It.""
^ Amen.
OMG WE KISS THAT MEANS WE'RE LIEK SUPER LEGIT CHECK IT OUT
Go die.
WIN
"Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such posts as "You're Reading This in My Voice" and "You Can't Stop Even Though You're Now Aware of It.""
:lolWIN
"Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such posts as "You're Reading This in My Voice" and "You Can't Stop Even Though You're Now Aware of It.""
:clap: :rollin
WIN
"Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such posts as "You're Reading This in My Voice" and "You Can't Stop Even Though You're Now Aware of It.""
:clap: :rollin
im pretty cryptic, if ur not deep you wont get me at all. think you get me? your really dense.
i dont even what this is.Quoteim pretty cryptic, if ur not deep you wont get me at all. think you get me? your really dense.
Quoteim pretty cryptic, if ur not deep you wont get me at all. think you get me? your really dense.
Quoteim pretty cryptic, if ur not deep you wont get me at all. think you get me? your really dense.
my really dense.
This doesn't exactly qualify as a status, but was posted on FB on a group about hates dubstep (crap drum n bass) "fuck this shit....dubstep is the most innotive music genres in years, better than all the generic pop indie and metal bands that just copy the music that has been being made for the last several decades and dont try to do anything new"+1
If anyone has heard this type of music before you will know it is very repetitive and boring and just a bunch of noise. The guy who posted that is a moron.
Ok, so I have a friend that lives interstate and he JUST got into this girl and talks to her on msn yada yada yada.
Matt loves her forever
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Laura likes this.
Laura ♥
WTF is this teenage infatuation BULLSHIT. 17 year olds I guess :lol kids
Much of my news feed is cluttered with notifications of the same girl liking or joining pretty much every single group she comes across. It gets fairly annoying.I have a few of them.
Oh boy, I cringe at that shit man. I just wish they'd learn off that and get over it and take other people's honest thoughts in consideration. It's not hard to figure out that they've been annoying the annoyed (us) since day 1 of this absolute fad, that's what I think it is. A guy "falls in love" and tells all his friends about it and they're like "well, cool dude... (:rollin)", I just laugh at that shit now. Guilty, I've done it before myself and had to learn the hard way.Ok, so I have a friend that lives interstate and he JUST got into this girl and talks to her on msn yada yada yada.
Matt loves her forever
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Laura likes this.
Laura ♥
WTF is this teenage infatuation BULLSHIT. 17 year olds I guess :lol kids
Half of the people on my friends list do shit like this. Ironically, the ones who have new boyfriends or girlfriends every month are the ones that clutter my news feed with declarations of love.
I have one friend in particular (who actually is a good friend irl, I have very little negative to say about him other than this) who constantly post on his girlfriend's wall I LOVE YOU [NAME] SSSSSOOOOOO FFFREEEEAAAKKKKIIIIINNNN MUUUUCCCCHHHH to which she replies I LOVE YOU [NAME] SSSSSOOOOOO FFFREEEEAAAKKKKIIIIINNNN MUUUUCCCCHHHH MMMMOOOORRRREEEEEE.
I see that on my news feed, at the very least, once a week. Gets...really old after awhile.
Much of my news feed is cluttered with notifications of the same girl liking or joining pretty much every single group she comes across. It gets fairly annoying.Yep, one of my friends does that too. It's mainly common street phrases/knowledge so they think to themselves "OMG TR00?!!?! *likes/joins group*" and then we have the mispleasure of seeing it posted on the news feed.
You guys know you can hide certain people or certain applications from ever showing up on your news feed right?
This doesn't exactly qualify as a status, but was posted on FB on a group about hates dubstep (crap drum n bass) "fuck this shit....dubstep is the most innotive music genres in years, better than all the generic pop indie and metal bands that just copy the music that has been being made for the last several decades and dont try to do anything new"
If anyone has heard this type of music before you will know it is very repetitive and boring and just a bunch of noise. The guy who posted that is a moron.
You guys know you can hide certain people or certain applications from ever showing up on your news feed right?
You guys know you can hide certain people or certain applications from ever showing up on your news feed right?
....No, I didn't know that. I'm a Facebook noob. :yeahright
Hold your curosr over any post in your newsfeed. To the right, a "Hide" button will appear. Click it, and you can choose to hide anything posted by that application, or anything from that person.
Im making ramen :D ♥Wrote this when she posted her Formspring a minute later:
woot woot! ramenn! ♥ im maken myself some fucken ramen! xbox layderr
Eating rament :)
No, she's going to keep finding different ways to misspell "ramen".I see wat yu did there
i fail at spelling, now im watching troy :| grandpa is obsesed with this movieand then
my mom keeps sayin watapitusberryyyyyyy in that long drawn out way at the end of the song xD
QuoteIm making ramen :D ♥Wrote this when she posted her Formspring a minute later:Quotewoot woot! ramenn! ♥ im maken myself some fucken ramen! xbox layderrQuoteEating rament :)
OOHHH, WHAT'S NEXT?!?!? I'M SOOOO ANXIOUS TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING AFTER THAT. TAKING A SHIT? CLEANING THE BOWL? TELL ME!!
Alyson is playing Pac Man on Google.:lol wtf?
Yesterday at 9:09pm
Alyson thinks it's funny how everyone's obsessed with playing Pac Man on Google.
Yesterday at 9:09pm
LOL at people "threatening" to quit Facebook because all this information they willingly entered onto a site on the net is being shared. Don't share anything, ever, with anyone on the net that you don't want shared with the entire Internet! Simple as that. If they quit, fine. I'm sure the founders of Facebook will be crying about losing users who have no idea what "private" means complaining about the invasion of their privacy.Actually, Facebook has made the default settings so that everything you write about yourself is searchable by anyone OUTSIDE of Facebook. That means:
Again, why do I care what somebody knows my name and what movies I like? If a stranger walked up to you on the street and said, "When is your birthday?" I bet most people would tell them. It's no different if it's on the internet.LOL at people "threatening" to quit Facebook because all this information they willingly entered onto a site on the net is being shared. Don't share anything, ever, with anyone on the net that you don't want shared with the entire Internet! Simple as that. If they quit, fine. I'm sure the founders of Facebook will be crying about losing users who have no idea what "private" means complaining about the invasion of their privacy.Actually, Facebook has made the default settings so that everything you write about yourself is searchable by anyone OUTSIDE of Facebook. That means:
Your name
Your interests
Year of birth
Etc. Everything that you do or write on Facebook is not limited to Facebook anymore. That is the DEFAULT SETTINGS for every account. It wasn't like this before.
Yes, you can alter those settings, and I strongly suggest everyone here do. I've done it so that everything in my account, including my name, is not searchable from outside of Facebook anymore, and anyone not a friend with me who enters my account will se nothing at all. BUT those settings are more complicated than they should be, and THAT'S why you have "Quit Facebook day".
It's still a bit silly, yes. But just so you get the whole picture. :)
Again, why do I care what somebody knows my name and what movies I like? If a stranger walked up to you on the street and said, "When is your birthday?" I bet most people would tell them. It's no different if it's on the internet.
It's still a bit silly, yes. But just so you get the whole picture. :)
It is but it's isn't. If I had my credit card number on there (Facebook Credits people, gonna be HUGE) and they made it public, then I would be pissed. But it's not, it's my books, movies, and TV shows. You can't steal my identity from knowing I like Stephen King.Again, why do I care what somebody knows my name and what movies I like? If a stranger walked up to you on the street and said, "When is your birthday?" I bet most people would tell them. It's no different if it's on the internet.
I think its because it isn't voluntarily given at that specific moment. Anyone can look it up when they want and use it how they want. Databases can be made and identities can be stolen. If someone walks up to you and asks, you see them, they aren't entirely anonymous. You have the choice to tell them or decline. Which is why you have the choice to show or hide those things from public eye on the internet. Some people just don't know that choice exists or how to find it easily. Also, when the default is set to public display, it can be a bit like wearing your drivers license and social security card on your t-shirt.
Will added Doin Shit to his interests.
That's all true. But then Facebook admins decide to change the default settings, and stuff that used to be private is suddenly open, and it stays that way until you (a) hear about it somehow, and (b) figure out how the hell to change the setting. Facebook claims that they're being more open about this stuff, but that's only after a lot of media attention, and their privacy/security settings are still 10x more complicated than they need to be, and I'm sure that's by design.I think we're in agreement - I just don't word my opinion very well. :D
The more I think about this, the more I see how Facebook is the bad guy here. If people enter sensitive information into a social networking website, I still say that's foolish, but if they were told that the data would be "private" and then suddenly it isn't due to a deliberate move on the part of the hosts, that's just not right.
And it doesn't matter if there's a disclaimer somewhere saying that they can do it whenever they want; that's bullshit and everyone knows it. You don't tell someone that their data is secure and then one day decide it isn't and just say "Well, you agreed to it when you signed up".
Yeah, I heard about that. I haven't been on Facebook yet today, so I'm curious.Well, nothing yet, for me at least. I know that the changes they make usually don't come at once for all users, so it may take a day or two.
PALO ALTO, CA—All 1,472 employees of Facebook, Inc. reportedly burst out in uncontrollable laughter Wednesday following Albuquerque resident Jason Herrick's attempts to protect his personal information from exploitation on the social-networking site. "Look, he's clicking 'Friends Only' for his e-mail address. Like that's going to make a difference!" howled infrastructure manager Evan Hollingsworth, tears streaming down his face, to several of his doubled-over coworkers. "Oh, sure, by all means, Jason, 'delete' that photo. Man, this is so rich." According to internal sources, the entire staff of Facebook was left gasping for air minutes later when the "hilarious" Herrick believed he had actually blocked third-party ads.
:rollin :rollin :rollinQuotePALO ALTO, CA—All 1,472 employees of Facebook, Inc. reportedly burst out in uncontrollable laughter Wednesday following Albuquerque resident Jason Herrick's attempts to protect his personal information from exploitation on the social-networking site. "Look, he's clicking 'Friends Only' for his e-mail address. Like that's going to make a difference!" howled infrastructure manager Evan Hollingsworth, tears streaming down his face, to several of his doubled-over coworkers. "Oh, sure, by all means, Jason, 'delete' that photo. Man, this is so rich." According to internal sources, the entire staff of Facebook was left gasping for air minutes later when the "hilarious" Herrick believed he had actually blocked third-party ads.
https://www.theonion.com/articles/entire-facebook-staff-laughs-as-man-tightens-priva,17508/?sdads
QuoteWill added Doin Shit to his interests.
Love Facebook or hate it, this is quite amusing.
Sorry if its been posted before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GM2gBj_r-w
Love Facebook or hate it, this is quite amusing.
Sorry if its been posted before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GM2gBj_r-w
BF comment : I'm not an angel from the sky I was working in the World Trade Center when the terrorists hit the tours baby that's when I fell in you arms :heart
Worst comment in the history.
Boyfriend wall post : You are my angel babe every moment spent with you is wonderful
GF comment : You are an angel :heart I love you
BF comment : I love you too
BF comment : I'm not an angel from the sky I was working in the World Trade Center when the terrorists hit the tours baby that's when I fell in you arms :heart
Using the WTC to express love is soooooooooooo wrong.
One of my former students worked for United Airlines, and was on the team sent by UA to help families of the 9/11 victims after the tragedy. He met a girl from American Airlines working on their team doing basically the same thing. (As most people know/recall, UA and AA each lost two planes, hundreds of passengers, and dozens of employees that day.) Anyway, they ended up dating and eventually got married. The wedding date they chose was 9/11 the following year, the idea being that they wanted the date September 11 to be remembered in a positive way, not a negative way. True story.
" @ someone: Care to pick up the pieces of my heart? There's not much left, but what you find is yours! I don't want it anymore!"
" @ someone: Care to pick up the pieces of my heart? There's not much left, but what you find is yours! I don't want it anymore!"
BF comment : I'm not an angel from the sky I was working in the World Trade Center when the terrorists hit the tours baby that's when I fell in you arms :heartwtf...
I know! It's a status update from a girl in my class..." @ someone: Care to pick up the pieces of my heart? There's not much left, but what you find is yours! I don't want it anymore!"
LOL what the fuck is this?
" @ someone: Care to pick up the pieces of my heart? There's not much left, but what you find is yours! I don't want it anymore!"
" @ someone: Care to pick up the pieces of my heart? There's not much left, but what you find is yours! I don't want it anymore!"
Aren't those Hawthorne Heights lyrics?
" @ someone: Care to pick up the pieces of my heart? There's not much left, but what you find is yours! I don't want it anymore!"
Aren't those Hawthorne Heights lyrics?
Oh god I think that actually makes it worse.
Andrew
Quote of the day: "This is why women aren't in charge of sports." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc2xs7POefg&feature=player_embedded
Jessica
Yeah she made every woman lookblike an idiot because of her comment. They should fire her ass and get someone who actually knows sports.I'm ashame of her
Lindsay
ughh, idiot. women should be seen, not heard. haha.
about an hour ago
It just made me :facepalm: at what these two women said about their own kind. I wanted to reply - well if that's how you feel Lindsay, quit typing and go make Andrew a sandwich.
has watched every single episode of Power Rangers.Comment by status-writer a minute later:
all 17 seasons.
Quotehas watched every single episode of Power Rangers.Comment by status-writer a minute later:Quoteall 17 seasons.
Gentlemen and ladies of DTF,Nice. :tup :tup
At first I thought the tales of people actually liking them were falsified, and yet this has just appeared upon my wall:
"oh Brokencyde i'm sorry i've negleted you for so long :( ♥"
She was culled from my friends list shortly afterwards.
Quoteim pretty cryptic, if ur not deep you wont get me at all. think you get me? your really dense.
Laurel **** likes Knowing the Difference Between "Their", "There" and "They're"
Quoteim pretty cryptic, if ur not deep you wont get me at all. think you get me? your really dense.
from this girl:QuoteLaurel **** likes Knowing the Difference Between "Their", "There" and "They're"
Quoteim pretty cryptic, if ur not deep you wont get me at all. think you get me? your really dense.
from this girl:QuoteLaurel **** likes Knowing the Difference Between "Their", "There" and "They're"
:lol
I can't attach links or events and stuff. It's been a few days and it's really annoying.
Quoteim pretty cryptic, if ur not deep you wont get me at all. think you get me? your really dense.
from this girl:QuoteLaurel **** likes Knowing the Difference Between "Their", "There" and "They're"
"hit the strip club up an make it hail son, where them quarters at?"
Quoteim pretty cryptic, if ur not deep you wont get me at all. think you get me? your really dense.
from this girl:QuoteLaurel **** likes Knowing the Difference Between "Their", "There" and "They're"
She probably only has enough memory space for those differences.
Quoteim pretty cryptic, if ur not deep you wont get me at all. think you get me? your really dense.
from this girl:QuoteLaurel **** likes Knowing the Difference Between "Their", "There" and "They're"
She probably only has enough memory space for those differences.
Yeah but she has a glorious rack so all is forgiven.
Was about to post something along these lines.Quoteim pretty cryptic, if ur not deep you wont get me at all. think you get me? your really dense.
from this girl:QuoteLaurel **** likes Knowing the Difference Between "Their", "There" and "They're"
She probably only has enough memory space for those differences.
Yeah but she has a glorious rack so all is forgiven.
Pics or she is worthless.
Facebook is incredible. I get to know stuff that I didn't really want to know, but know anyway. It's usually really fucking hilarious. For example, this girl on my friends list is 17 and dating a 22 year old. She believes that they'll be together forever and that he will be her "last first kiss and last person I kiss while I'm alive". I knew another couple that just broke up. The guy said about a week ago that it was the "strongest relationship ever".
People are stupid.
Facebook is incredible. I get to know stuff that I didn't really want to know, but know anyway. It's usually really fucking hilarious. For example, this girl on my friends list is 17 and dating a 22 year old. She believes that they'll be together forever and that he will be her "last first kiss and last person I kiss while I'm alive". I knew another couple that just broke up. The guy said about a week ago that it was the "strongest relationship ever".
People are stupid.
But has she put it in your pooper yet? Thats the true test of a relationship.
I know this has little to do with the picture, but it reminded me of something.Agreed. Even some of my male friends do that.
I hateeeee whennnn girlsssss endddd everyyyyy wordddd withhhh multiplessss of the word'sssss lasttttt leterrrrrr.
Seriously. Roughly half of the girls on my friends list type like this. There is absolutely NO REASON for ittttt.
I know this has little to do with the picture, but it reminded me of something.
I hateeeee whennnn girlsssss endddd everyyyyy wordddd withhhh multiplessss of the word'sssss lasttttt leterrrrrr.
Seriously. Roughly half of the girls on my friends list type like this. There is absolutely NO REASON for ittttt.
Like this status if you're NOT a loser!!!! Oh wait... Does that mean that i CAN'T like it.....? Damn...... Haha Oh Well! :)
someone on my friends list actually fucking spells you like "yhuuu":whatthe:
:|
For a change, here's a f*cking awesome facebook update/thread.:hefdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/17Kkt.jpg
For a change, here's a f*cking awesome facebook update/thread.
https://i.imgur.com/17Kkt.jpg
For a change, here's a f*cking awesome facebook update/thread.
https://i.imgur.com/17Kkt.jpg
That was amazing.
For a change, here's a f*cking awesome facebook update/thread.
https://i.imgur.com/17Kkt.jpg
That was amazing.
For a change, here's a f*cking awesome facebook update/thread.
https://i.imgur.com/17Kkt.jpg
Here's some irony for you. Here's what this one chick has in that "write something about yourself" box located beneath your profile picture:
♥ I'd rather be happy everday then sad, ♥
♥ I'd rather be laughing then crying ♥
♥ I'd rather be me then be something that i'm not! ♥
Get this. Every single one of her statuses is unbearably depressing and emo.
>___<
Here's some irony for you. Here's what this one chick has in that "write something about yourself" box located beneath your profile picture:That doesn't come off surprising in the least. Hell, that above post sounds emo within itself.
♥ I'd rather be happy everday then sad, ♥
♥ I'd rather be laughing then crying ♥
♥ I'd rather be me then be something that i'm not! ♥
Get this. Every single one of her statuses is unbearably depressing and emo.
>___<
Also, her use of "then" rather than "than" completely changes the meaning. Unless that was intentional.:lol
Here's some irony for you. Here's what this one chick has in that "write something about yourself" box located beneath your profile picture:
♥ I'd rather be happy everday then sad, ♥
♥ I'd rather be laughing then crying ♥
♥ I'd rather be me then be something that i'm not! ♥
Get this. Every single one of her statuses is unbearably depressing and emo.
>___<
Also, her use of "then" rather than "than" completely changes the meaning. Unless that was intentional.
Please please please point this out to her. :caffeine:
Dude, that's just the "emo" mindset. They are just full of wishful thinking. It's rather pathetic, actually.Please please please point this out to her. :caffeine:
I never talk to her and haven't seen her in two years, I'm not gonna pop open a chat window and go all grammar nazi on her ass. :lol
Also, I don't find it surprising, just very hypocritical. The fact that she appears to encourage being positive and looking on the bright side of things while simultaneously being a very negative and depressed person kind of pisses me off.
I never talk to her and haven't seen her in two years. I'm not gonna pop open a chat window and go all grammar nazi on her ass. :lolHah, fair enough.
But here's a curveball. She's not emo. She's a stereotypical dumb blond. What kind of sense does that make?I dare suggest without knowing her or the entire context that it's just the "in" way of acting now. It's what people think people want to see. It makes you seem worldly and deep and experienced when you've "suffered" so much. Or some such.
If it's not regularly active, when can we expect to be confirmed? lol we should just make a new one, imo.I agree
Well seeing as how rich and splent are the admins on it and they're still perfectly active I don't see why not. Especially since there's many members who aren't active on DTF right now that are still part of that group, it's kind of shitty just to leave them behind like that.Well if they don't post here, then what's the point of them being in that group? And also, doesn't that group include some members of fiveeightforums that aren't members here?
Because the DTF community extends beyond just who happens to be active on DTF right now.Ah, I understand. I just haven't been around long enough.
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Don't you just love when your friend leaves his Facebook open and now he's in love with a man.
https://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#!/group.php?gid=2210959569&ref=ts
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Looking for new flat to move into on iPhone at work.... Supposadly there an app for that :D
Sadly that person failed.QuoteLooking for new flat to move into on iPhone at work.... Supposadly there an app for that :D
Supposadly
Sadly that person failed.QuoteLooking for new flat to move into on iPhone at work.... Supposadly there an app for that :D
Supposadly
Suffocation, no breathing, don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding <|3
CAUSE I'M LOSING MY SIGHTThat song was in one of the EA NHL videogames... 2004 maybe? :metal
LOSING MY MIND
WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME I'M FINE
*headbangs to death*
CAUSE I'M LOSING MY SIGHTOHGOD
LOSING MY MIND
WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME I'M FINE
*headbangs to death*
Anyway, anyone know why I can't see one of my friend's walls all of the sudden? I didn't think you could "block" a friend from seeing your wall, while remaining friends with them at the same time. Her updates don't show up in my news feed either, although I can see all her new pictures and they show up. She says that she didn't do anything. Is that a glitch? Or should I not believe her?
You know what makes me angry? When i text someone " jesus loves me and you" or " have a blessed day" and they text me back and say " god doesn't exist" or " don't ever say that again". You know what? I love christ and i'm going to say it and express it any way that i please ( in a good way of course!) whether people like it or not! So all of you who don't like it..... GET OVER IT!!
It just makes me sad that some of the people i love the most that don't have christ in their lives won't make heaven cuz they refuse to accept christ. Christ has done so much for me its so totally amazingly wonderful and makes me happppy!
UGGGHHHHHH #LEMMELONE
What's with the hash tag?
Sooo....I added my cousin recently. I only see her twice a year, and she's always seemed really respectful, calm, and laid back. Her pictures....tell a different story, let's just put it like that.Hahaha. I always worry about that when someone slightly older adds me. I always put on a bit of a polite face when I meet relatives, naturally. "Oh hi I'm Rob, I'm your long lost nephew and I'm quite nice. Also thirty years your junior how can I help you. :) :) :) "
This weather sucks semi flaccid horsecock!! It also doesn't help that I have no air conditioning in the classroom i teach in for 6 hours every day! FML... Bring on the winter!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UGGGHHHHHH #LEMMELONE
What's with the hash tag?
They probably posted it through twitter.
Their live show isn't that explicit... but they do straighten their hair, where spiked boots, chains, and chokers, where face paint, and smash instruments while cursing violently and wishing doom upon multiple ethnicities and races.
Dawg I heard dey burned lebrons jersey n Cleveland damn Now ain't dat fuccd up I mean sure he is from Ohio nd jus left dem 4 Miami betraying everyone dere bt damn u cuda sold dat on eBay nigga lol
I think that broke my brain.
Dawg I heard dey burned lebrons jersey n Cleveland damn Now ain't dat fuccd up I mean sure he is from Ohio nd jus left dem 4 Miami betraying everyone dere bt damn u cuda sold dat on eBay nigga lol
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Dog, I heard they burned Lebron's jersey in Cleavland. Damn, now that's fucked up, isn't it? I mean, sure, he's from Ohio and just left them for Miami, betraying everyone there, but damn. You could have sold that on eBay, nigga. lol
I think that's right.
Does anyone else have friends (usually girls) who list their friends as their siblings and parents? :facepalm:My sister has about 50 friends listed as siblings
Does anyone else have friends (usually girls) who list their friends as their siblings and parents? :facepalm:Yeah, my little second cousins do it. and my sister has her best friend as well as me.
sTill th@ biGgeSt Bo55 in th@ GaM3 i dnt th@nk These Bitch ass NigGa's Kn0w Watz abt 2go Down !!! H3y i talk shyt cuz i g3t d0wn wit th@ g3t d0wn !!!!! jzt wait 3monthz Im go sUp3r HARD!!!!!!
th3y c@n th@nk th3y saf3 and shyt!!! cuz im gn3 fuc wit u and c watz gn3 haPp3nd still got m3!!!!! im whooP that boiiiii azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I love me some dick....
I love hairy balls
Who wants to tickle my butt hole
Men wanted here
I love the big black ones Darius where u at
Cock chaser
QuoteI love the big black ones Darius where u at
im dark like the side of the moon you cant see
I laughed quite hard at that one too :lolQuoteI love the big black ones Darius where u at
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
went to take an order at work tonight, and the little girl at the table told me that I had to wait because she was listening to justin beiber... no, she was not kidding.
"U kan try t0 dress a hoe lke a nun bt dey wuld still be a hoe...."*head asplode*
"U kan try t0 dress a hoe lke a nun bt dey wuld still be a hoe...."
"U kan try t0 dress a hoe lke a nun bt dey wuld still be a hoe...."
Wouldn't writing 't0' take longer than '2'?
Or just write, "Don't judge a book by its cover"?
This"U kan try t0 dress a hoe lke a nun bt dey wuld still be a hoe...."
Wouldn't writing 't0' take longer than '2'?
Or just write, "Don't judge a book by its cover"?
I doubt the person in question knows what a book is, let alone why you shouldn't judge one by its cover.
QuoteDawg I heard dey burned lebrons jersey n Cleveland damn Now ain't dat fuccd up I mean sure he is from Ohio nd jus left dem 4 Miami betraying everyone dere bt damn u cuda sold dat on eBay nigga lol
I agree. I even believe that he has the potential to be the next Steven Hawking, with his intellectual cunning and precise use of rhetoric.QuoteDawg I heard dey burned lebrons jersey n Cleveland damn Now ain't dat fuccd up I mean sure he is from Ohio nd jus left dem 4 Miami betraying everyone dere bt damn u cuda sold dat on eBay nigga lol
That isn't pathetic, it's brilliant.
QuoteDawg I heard dey burned lebrons jersey n Cleveland damn Now ain't dat fuccd up I mean sure he is from Ohio nd jus left dem 4 Miami betraying everyone dere bt damn u cuda sold dat on eBay nigga lol
That isn't pathetic, it's brilliant.
QuoteDawg I heard dey burned lebrons jersey n Cleveland damn Now ain't dat fuccd up I mean sure he is from Ohio nd jus left dem 4 Miami betraying everyone dere bt damn u cuda sold dat on eBay nigga lol
That isn't pathetic, it's brilliant.
The guy that posted it has the biggest afro I've ever seen in my whole life. I'm not sure why I consider that relevant enough to tell you, but...there you go.
Cant Sleep? Find yourself waking up during the night? Nervous habits? Waking up early? Constantly thinking? Uncontrollable panic? Paranoia? Territorial? Feeling confused or scared or simply lost? Cant figure out what it is? Maybe, its love ♥:moron:
u already kno me. wat u dnt kno maybe u dnt need ta kno but if u wanna kno then let me kno and i will let u kno
I like that one.Quoteu already kno me. wat u dnt kno maybe u dnt need ta kno but if u wanna kno then let me kno and i will let u kno
This is much more funny than it is pathetic, actually. I giggle a bit every time I read it.
QuoteCant Sleep? Find yourself waking up during the night? Nervous habits? Waking up early? Constantly thinking? Uncontrollable panic? Paranoia? Territorial? Feeling confused or scared or simply lost? Cant figure out what it is? Maybe, its love ♥:moron:
I love avenged always will :D my fav song is dear god but that cause when my boyfriend was in th jail th song made me feel better but now I have al there albums :D
***** ******* would loike to think that reincarnation exists, so that seh can come back as Beyonce!!!!oh lawdy
***** ****** is getting a little tired of how self centered social media makes us
2nd quote of the day from *****...my customer at work sed agwarn to me on the phone,this is me dnt u mean wagwarn luv haaaaa
I hate this girl so much, but then she did put topless pics of herself up on facebook, so i keep her
Actually I think she meant to do it, she got a boob job a few years ago and loves showing them off, and put up photos of herself sunbathing topless on holiday. They were up for a long time actually, maybe she deleted them herself after she thought she'd got enough attention
Actually I think she meant to do it, she got a boob job a few years ago and loves showing them off, and put up photos of herself sunbathing topless on holiday. They were up for a long time actually, maybe she deleted them herself after she thought she'd got enough attention
Doesn't Facebook monitor and delete stuff like that, though?
***** ******* would loike to think that reincarnation exists, so that seh can come back as Beyonce!!!!
Dawg I hav 2 loyal dumbass bros n matthew Andrews sanders nd jedaven goldsby lol bt I cnt do nun bt smh at dem
dawg i jus ate da biggest mf-in burrito eva taco bell aint gt shit on it lol. i swear it was like 3 taco bell burritos n one. i hav ta save da otha half of dis burrito
I can usually understand this guy's statuses if I re-read them several times slowly, but this one has me stumped.QuoteDawg I hav 2 loyal dumbass bros n matthew Andrews sanders nd jedaven goldsby lol bt I cnt do nun bt smh at dem
This next one is from the same guy. I can understand this one at least, and it made me laugh.Quotedawg i jus ate da biggest mf-in burrito eva taco bell aint gt shit on it lol. i swear it was like 3 taco bell burritos n one. i hav ta save da otha half of dis burrito
Lol u not suppost to tell people im half retaired!!! Thats our secret. Haha
I think the fact that I'm almost single-handedly keeping this thread alive should tell me something about the general level of intelligence of where I live...Don't worry, I got your back
u aint grindin till' you die
damn it feels good to be a gangster
inspectah deck
J chillen watching cougars take it deep, bonin the new bitches, sex crazed cougars 6, all deep in your mamma, lesbian house hunters and it's raining sluts 3 with ashley and steph ------! Woo party party!
:|
Do you guys live in, like...the 'hood or something?
iGot a couple of REAL niggas i f**K wit and Trust...but the rest of these fake ass nigga that i call friends..We cnt play Ncca11 nomo, we gn play Russian Roulette, but im the only shooter!!..
My friend (who was joking) made a threat to kill the president on Tuesday (it was Monday when he wrote the status), and the government came to his house and took his computer, among other things.Wait...seriously?
SrslyMy friend (who was joking) made a threat to kill the president on Tuesday (it was Monday when he wrote the status), and the government came to his house and took his computer, among other things.Wait...seriously?
He should have known better, everyone knows you can't say that.
There are certain very clear lines that should never be crossed. That happens to be one of them.These are correct
My friend (who was joking) made a threat to kill the president on Tuesday (it was Monday when he wrote the status), and the government came to his house and took his computer, among other things.
This happened about two months ago, but they did come that night.My friend (who was joking) made a threat to kill the president on Tuesday (it was Monday when he wrote the status), and the government came to his house and took his computer, among other things.
Although it isn't even remotely surprising, it's still remarkable how quickly the government was able to act in that situation.
I am successfully convincing most of my facebook friends that I got married on the down low. That my "wife" and I just went to the courthouse and got it over with, and we had a small, private party for it. Even a lot of my good friends don't know me fully because I tend to not reveal a lot about myself, so it's working very well. :lol :lolA friend of mine pulled an insanely well-orchestrated prank of this sort. He had a parents' friend who ran a suit store, and they managed to get a wedding dress, so he and a friend (a girl) dressed up, they took photos in front of a nice church, surrounded by some older people in suits, and posted them on Facebook. Everyone was like, WHAT THE FCUKING FUCK HOW WHAT WHY HOW WHEN??"
You should have said her name was Denise.....formerly Milani. And posted pics.
I am successfully convincing most of my facebook friends that I got married on the down low. That my "wife" and I just went to the courthouse and got it over with, and we had a small, private party for it. Even a lot of my good friends don't know me fully because I tend to not reveal a lot about myself, so it's working very well. :lol :lolA friend of mine pulled an insanely well-orchestrated prank of this sort. He had a parents' friend who ran a suit store, and they managed to get a wedding dress, so he and a friend (a girl) dressed up, they took photos in front of a nice church, surrounded by some older people in suits, and posted them on Facebook. Everyone was like, WHAT THE FCUKING FUCK HOW WHAT WHY HOW WHEN??"
Yu cn delete sum1 from yur phone, but its harder 2 delete them from yur heart
**** wouldn't trade his girlfriend for the world. ♥.
15 hours ago.
Just saw this pop up on my newsfeed from the same person.
***** went from being "in a relationship" to "single."
35 minutes ago.
:lol
QuoteYu cn delete sum1 from yur phone, but its harder 2 delete them from yur heart
Made me lol because of the cheesiness. 19 people have liked it. :lol
QuoteYu cn delete sum1 from yur phone, but its harder 2 delete them from yur heart
Made me lol because of the cheesiness. 19 people have liked it. :lol
***** ***** Puppay has not text me so I bites my phone and throws it against a wall then growl at the pieces on the floor....
Quote***** ***** Puppay has not text me so I bites my phone and throws it against a wall then growl at the pieces on the floor....
This is from a gay/bi guy, puppay is his boyfriend.
Am I the only one who severely hates when someone announces how much they love their boyfriend on Facebook? Especially when they are like...15?
"_______________ i looooooooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvveeeeeee yyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
I got sick of seeing it literally every day so I blocked both of them from showing up on my News Feed.
fuck i burn my nose LOL!!! inside joke!!! LOL also inside joke!!!If you knew this kid, you'd know he's a huge (and dumb) pot head (not to say all are). So when I saw it I :facepalm:'d.
In 1981, Turkish scientists concluded that disco music turned mice homosexual.
MI SWAG IZ ON A 100% 4 ALL MI HATERZ I'M A REAL MAN 4 SUM WOMAN OUT THERE IF THERE ANY OUT THERE...........LOL....MANE
transformers 3 wont have megan fox.. wtf
You're mad about no Megan Fox. I'm mad that this franchise will keep on going until the bitter end.
shut up sylvester...megan fox is so much more important than this "franchise". You are the worst movie critic ever. I cant believe you said avatar sucks
I'm the worst movie critic because I disagreed with your opinion? Talk about dense and closed minded. But whatever, not everyone can have a good understanding of what makes a quality film. That's why Hollywood can so easily attract its audience with explosions and pretty colors. You can say you liked Avatar, but it was in no way a quality film. Now Inception on the other hand, had exactly what was needed to be a quality film. Oh, I'm rambling now. Fuck it, Devin, Lolumad.
pleas help me !
need 4 more green tea cups !
thank you on pre-hand :)
pleas help me send smart phones if you can !
thank you wery mutch ! :D
pleas work for me?
hav a few jobs :)
pleas ! just type in my logg and then I will put upp jobb adds :)
Win.Not yet. I probably won't, ever.
Did you get a response?
He's like BRGM, except from that I know him.:lol
going back in the car to possibly another jonas brothers concert tonight? yessssss. beach for the week :)Also related to the Jonas Brothers:
LOOK. how do you say..... I WOULD DIEEEEEE. of happiness
so my sis dials 911 by accident..cop comes to my house and asks if everythings ok..i walk downstairs UNAWARE a cops at the door...the cop stares me down and idk wtf is happening..thn he tells me i have a nice shirt..i look down and im wearin a blak shirt sayin "why drive wen u can fly high" with a BIG ASS pot leaf on the front of it...yea talk bout fml's:lolpalm:
He's like BRGM, except from that I know him.
I know :lol At the same time, I'm pretty sure she's highly aware of how much of a hipster she is, so it's not really pathetic or anything.
And either way, she's insanely cute, so it doesn't matter.
I know :lol At the same time, I'm pretty sure she's highly aware of how much of a hipster she is, so it's not really pathetic or anything.
And either way, she's insanely cute, so it doesn't matter.
Hipster girls usually are...which is odd, now that I think about it.
Define 'hipster'....
i HATE my job im realy thnkn bout quitn cuz i ddnt git a job 2 deal w/ sum1elses attitude i got ma own i dnt need urs i jus came 4 a pay check so bak up an learn IM CRAZY an if u dnt kno ASK SUMBODY i dnt play
In fairness, you were being a bit of a dick to him. :PWin.Not yet. I probably won't, ever.
Did you get a response?
It's not like that's not how I treat everyone on facebook.In fairness, you were being a bit of a dick to him. :PWin.Not yet. I probably won't, ever.
Did you get a response?
It's a Friday night and look what we're doing...We need to get off our asses and get behind some asses
This niggas swear he's on..but the streets been talkin..you are a LAME... i call you been had and move on!!! Step your game up bruh bruh ... thats how im comin!!
That's a Family Guy quote.
N.A.P----> lookin for a ride to a metal show tomorow in peekskill if you think you have something better to do then may satan feast on your balls
I'm so tired and there weren't even students today!! This is crazy. And the days not over. Dentist and the gym. Then a long nap!!!!!
And it has officially begun..... Had to wake up to the alarm clock and now on my way to work! No kids today though! Is it June yet?
I finally managed to straighten my pubes, they now look like curtains around a chicken nugget!!
QuoteI finally managed to straighten my pubes, they now look like curtains around a chicken nugget!!
lolfrape.
Why do so many dudes wanna be hard asses these days ?
My nigga u tell me?
They are all hard tell you make em bleed bruh bruh
Boi u a fool
No fool, why didn't y'all let me bust a move is what I'm wondering
Didn't sleep last night and missed the bus. Fuck you school.
From we met, you know it set ♥Yeah I know what you mean! :lol
Omg I love it so much when french girls try to be cool and update their status in English :lol
I'm not even sure what the point would be of boycotting potatoes. What did they ever do to us?It was a joke, in case you didn't pick up on that. Tech fans were pissed that Boise St. beat them.
Besides, I like french fries, and in general, boycotts are a waste of time. Deny something to yourself if it makes you feel better, but do it knowing that you're hurting no one but yourself. Does anyone really think the potatoe industry will notice if sales drop by 0.00000000000004% due to some boycott?
"For all you people out there dissing Justin Beiber just stop. Its immature and stupid. Hes a really talentd young person and you all are jealous of him. He is a pop sensation and is loved by many people. Im one of those people. So just lay off. I love you JB ♥"
This is a 15 year old...GUY.
M____ ______ decided to scrap the idea of a weight loss blog titled "Praying For Tapeworms". After some research, praying for parasites to aid in losing weight isn't the smartest idea I've ever had.... O_o.
If you went from ME to HER...clearly the problem is with YOU! Its all good some ppl just cant handle a bad B.....!
Obvious troll is obvious.
halo reach comes out tomarrow.................. FUCK YA FUCK MODERN WARFARE 2 I NAVAER HAF TO PLAY IT ANY MORE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YA
"life is so fucking depressing when u have a 2 year old!!"
___ _____ Drinking before we get pierced!!!!!
All the same girl...
"is in such a bad mood right now and it seems everybodys testing me. I'm about to go off on the next idiot who takes a try"
"Why doesn't anyone understand how I feel"
"life is so fucking depressing when u have a 2 year old!!" (should have kept your legs closed)
"::omg I can't take this anymore. I'm tired of this bullshit! "
""...I wish I had my arms around you, but ill just dream about you instead"" (dude has been in jail like 2.5 years now)
" He's such an artist ♥ 7.14.07" (facepalm)
":: I hope terrance is doing ok :( board meeting didn't go as planned...another date set for oct :( "
"has gone thru about 10 pairs or earrings with alayna in like 2 weeks, idk y she keeps trying to take them out.."
- My response .... "Maybe that's a sign that she doesn't want them in...."
- Her reply .... "No, I know she wants them in."
All the same girl...
"is in such a bad mood right now and it seems everybodys testing me. I'm about to go off on the next idiot who takes a try"
"Why doesn't anyone understand how I feel"
"life is so fucking depressing when u have a 2 year old!!" (should have kept your legs closed)
"::omg I can't take this anymore. I'm tired of this bullshit! "
""...I wish I had my arms around you, but ill just dream about you instead"" (dude has been in jail like 2.5 years now)
" He's such an artist ♥ 7.14.07" (facepalm)
":: I hope terrance is doing ok :( board meeting didn't go as planned...another date set for oct :( "
"has gone thru about 10 pairs or earrings with alayna in like 2 weeks, idk y she keeps trying to take them out.."
- My response .... "Maybe that's a sign that she doesn't want them in...."
- Her reply .... "No, I know she wants them in."
Her first two of the day.
"its bad when you just get up and u can't wait until its time to go back to bed again... Alaynas been up jumping around in my bed for literally hours, I feel like I haven't slept at all.."
"when is this kid going to learn to poor her own cerial"
I hate when people do this:
Friend 1 Well this really sucks...
Friend 2 What's happened?
Friend 1 Nothing. Don't worry about it.
I hate when people do this:
Friend 1 Well this really sucks...
Friend 2 What's happened?
Friend 1 Nothing. Don't worry about it.
But what the fuck? You've been on Facebook ten times since I asked what was going on; would it have killed you to just answer my question last week?Yeah I really hate it when it happens. For whatever reasons...
tacosss(:
I hate when people do this:
Friend 1 Well this really sucks...
Friend 2 What's happened?
Friend 1 Nothing. Don't worry about it.
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" thought my micro test was thursday... its wed... FML"(https://www.pixelrobot.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/wall6.jpg)
Same guy in order.
Washin the beast then pickin up wifey!! ♥ Takin her to Ihop! Since shes a fat ass :-)
September 15 at 11:24am
FML!!! I hate mothers!!!!!!
Sunday at 6:51pm (keep in mind he is referring to the woman who adopted him after his 16 year old meth addicted mother abandoned him)
I'm single and I'm fuckin staying that way!!! Fuck bitches
Sunday at 7:56pm
Fuck bitches, already got money, might as well get more.
Monday at 3:18pm
Ugh wish I was with my wifey :/. Love you Babi <333333!!!!!
Monday at 5:20pm
I love my wifeyyyyyyyy
8 minutes ago
wats up with these boys that didnt even make the high school parties and now they think they cool enough to attend college parties. smh
its a slap in the face to all camels woldwide
Fresh from my front page::rollin :rollin
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ahhh so excited...Super Harvest Moon = next to Jupiter tonight...beaming beautifulness...and full moon = werewolves which = vampires nearby = Edward Cullen come find me ♥ (don't hate because I want to live forever and age with a hottie♥)
Fresh from my front page:
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Quoteahhh so excited...Super Harvest Moon = next to Jupiter tonight...beaming beautifulness...and full moon = werewolves which = vampires nearby = Edward Cullen come find me ♥ (don't hate because I want to live forever and age with a hottie♥)
's dog pissed on his Xbox... epic, epic fail.
I'm Socrates but my skin more chocolaty!
i quit ma job las nyt an i went up ther 2day an dey tol me i wkd 2day an i said i kno i quit dey lukd so sad lol
BUT TH3Y KN{}W !!! W@TZ Up AND TH@TZ R3A£ THA LORD KN{}W§ W@T I C@N D{} !! AND TH@TZ @££ THAT MAtt3Rz 2 M3!?!.
M@n watz wr{}ng w¡t thA WoR£D!!! P3OPL3 G0T M3 F****K Up ¡M n{}t F****kn w¡t @nY 1 th3y g{}t m3 wr{}ng!!! But ¡m st¡££ h@pPy ¡n my lyf3!!!
The sole purpose of these two people still being on my friend's list is so that I'll always have something to contribute to this thread.
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"I don't wan't or need someone to talk to right now...."Oh, really? Thanks for saying so, or I would have made a HUGE effort to be there for you.
(https://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/a5a53f2f-f62c-4ae2-97b0-eae58293bd62.jpg):lol
People are fucked up.
No no, that's a different website entirely.People are fucked up.
Yes, that's why they should call it Fuckedbook.
"Aaaaaw! I'm down and want to cry a little."
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Dariain Russo: chillin wit da boyz. f@$$$h0
I wish the people we steal our internet off of would get their shit fixed
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAQuoteDariain Russo: chillin wit da boyz. f@$$$h0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAQuoteDariain Russo: chillin wit da boyz. f@$$$h0
I'm so happy he deleted me from his Facebook. It's posts like this...
f@$$$h0 = fosssho = for sure
https://dictionary.reference.com/browse/thisHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAQuoteDariain Russo: chillin wit da boyz. f@$$$h0
I'm so happy he deleted me from his Facebook. It's posts like this...
what does the last word even mean?
f@$$$h0 = fosssho = for sure
https://dictionary.reference.com/browse/thisHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAQuoteDariain Russo: chillin wit da boyz. f@$$$h0
I'm so happy he deleted me from his Facebook. It's posts like this...
what does the last word even mean?
:neverusethis:
"Hoping the 9ers make my day better feeling terrible"Looks like he/she won't feel any better today.
******** ********Who Knows Me? Fullname:___________Age:________Birthday:___________Eyecolor:_________ Nickname:___________Bestfriend:______________ Favorite color:___________ Favorite Food:________
"Hoping the 9ers make my day better feeling terrible"If anyone's depending on the Niners to make their day better, they're gonna commit suicide by season's end. This team is horrible so far :sadpanda:
Yeah, f@$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ho"Hoping the 9ers make my day better feeling terrible"If anyone's depending on the Niners to make their day better, they're gonna commit suicide by season's end. This team is horrible so far :sadpanda:
You idiots are fucking it up. It's spelled f@$$$0Because I missed the H when mocking you on facebook?
You idiots are fucking it up. It's spelled f@$$$0
You're trippin bawls.You idiots are fucking it up. It's spelled f@$$$0Because I missed the H when mocking you on facebook?
Yes. Entire balls.You're trippin bawls.You idiots are fucking it up. It's spelled f@$$$0Because I missed the H when mocking you on facebook?
"I am sickened to say that it has come to this: "fans" (cough) that continuously spam my Facebook wall with non-stop "go back to DT" or "F*ck A7X" posts will be removed and reported...I cant believe some of you DT fans are this mean and insensitive...show some class and respect....I'm very disappointed...please re-read my press release and Trunk interview to refresh your short term memories..."
You're trippin bawls.You idiots are fucking it up. It's spelled f@$$$0Because I missed the H when mocking you on facebook?
" If i died, i wonder how many people would cry, how many would care, or how many would even notice."
this shit irritates the hell out of me.
"That status was so about me, you're just to pussy to write my name on it."
" If i died, i wonder how many people would cry, how many would care, or how many would even notice."
this shit irritates the hell out of me.
Yeah that's how I see it." If i died, i wonder how many people would cry, how many would care, or how many would even notice."
this shit irritates the hell out of me.
It's a legitimate question to ask oneself, but not a feeling that should be made public.
OP: Is a lie a lie if everybody knows it's a lie?...
Person: ?huh
OP: Exactly!!!
What kind of stupid question is that?
Hello xxxxxxxxx. . . .thanks for letting me be your frieind. .:-D. .I'm tingly all over. .lol
"I don't care what anybody thinks Paranormal Activity scares the shit out of me. I'm expecting #2 to shit the shit out of me also"
Awesome type is awesome.
Go fuck yourself... hope your life is miserable
mike we know she doesnt deserve the horse dick anyway
Why do people include "txt" or "texxxxt me" at the end of every status update as if we've all forgotten how to get in touch if we need something?
"happy 80th birthday to the man who shaped my musical journey, and taught me how to feel. i love you so incredibly much, grandpa. i hope you still remember us :)"
Maybe I'm just being a total dick, but this shit always aggravates me. Maybe this persons grandpa has a facebook, but I see status' like this a few times a week. There is no way that many old people have a facebook. What the hell is the point.
"happy 80th birthday to the man who shaped my musical journey, and taught me how to feel. i love you so incredibly much, grandpa. i hope you still remember us :)"
Maybe I'm just being a total dick, but this shit always aggravates me. Maybe this persons grandpa has a facebook, but I see status' like this a few times a week. There is no way that many old people have a facebook. What the hell is the point.
I pretty sure that person's grandpa is dead.
The point is to express love and respect for someone who obviously means a great deal to them. It's not for Grandpa to see it and feel good. It's for everyone else to see and feel good. Also, saying "I hope you still remember us" might suggest that Grandpa is dealing with Alzeimer's.
If it "always aggravates" you to see others expressing their love and respect for their elders, especially their ancestors, then maybe Facebook is not for you.
ghetto fabulous
Clearly, that person is referring to the consumption of chocolate cake.
Quoteghetto fabulous
:puke:
:neverusethis:
I like it on my desk
I like it on my bed
I like it next to my table
I like it on my dresser
I like it in my closet
I like it on the dryer
I like it wherever
Okay.... wham I missing?
Perhaps they should take into consideration how someone who's unaware of the meaning would interpret that....
My guess it that they like to see when guys who don't know what it means post it as there status. Then all the girls have a giggle.
Would loveee if my bf didn't hate me for a whole day!!!
Lovesss [boyfriend's name]!! :) can't wait for bedtime!
Breast cancer awareness. Women are writing where they like to put their pocketbook.
"I like it in the car"
She's 15. And hot. BUT MEN!
"I like it in the car"
"I like it in the car"
What is with this? I see every girl with a "I like it in the..." status now.
fast and furious aint got shit on me....:lol
-bus driver
Not pathetic, but funny:Quotefast and furious aint got shit on me....:lol
-bus driver
apparently, the point of Breast Cancer Awareness is to confuse the hell out of men as much as possible
apparently, the point of Breast Cancer Awareness is to confuse the hell out of men as much as possible
The urge to sig this is strong....
Huh, so guess there's a murderer in Mahopac...
how pissed
Yeah I just don't get it. I'm all for breast cancer awareness, but shit like this doesn't really promote awareness.
How does
"I like it on the table"
translate to
"Be aware of breast cancer"?
we should merge YOUTUBE, TWITTER,MYSPACE, and FACEBOOK...and just call it...YOU TWIT MY FACE...lol lol lol
I love breasts, and anything which harms them is bad and wrong.
I'm with you too, brother.I love breasts, and anything which harms them is bad and wrong.
Amen.
Hell yeah! Boobs for president!I'm with you too, brother.I love breasts, and anything which harms them is bad and wrong.
Amen.
"Never been so happy in my life!!! Got the best wifey anyone can have!! And I got my real wigga's!!! You already kno who you guys are!!"
his default
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"Never been so happy in my life!!! Got the best wifey anyone can have!! And I got my real wigga's!!! You already kno who you guys are!!"
his default
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FTFH
fixed that for him
LIFE IS SO MISS UP BUT GOD IS THERE FOR ME AND HE IS BLESSING ME MORE AND MORE HE IS KEEP ME GOING AND I LOVE HIM FOR THAT AND PEOPLE ARE HURTING EVERY DAY HOW DO I MOVIE FWD I HAVE PEOPLE THAT LOVE SOME THE LOVE KEEP ME GOING I TRY TO KEEP MY SELF AND THE WORD OF GOD SOME IT HARD BUT I AM TRY MY BEST HE SAW THE BEST IN ME I JUST WANT TO THANK HIM FOR THAT YOU HAVE TO PRAISE HIM THOUGHT THE GOOD AND THE BAD
officially a adult :)
fixed that for him
ohiseewhatHEdidthere
He forgot a "n," what a fucking retard.
:rollin :rollin :rollinHe forgot a "n," what a fucking retard.
lol
Today would have been 37 months, but.. IT'S NOT!!! Feeling better than I ever have! :) and her phone got cut off. Made my day!!
He forgot a "n," what a fucking retard.IT'S A BIG FUCKING DEAL. I SEE WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THE PROPER USE OF "AN" AND "A". AN ALWAYS GOES BEFORE A FUCKING VOWEL GOD DAMN IT!
Has to go see that vampires suck film! Looks funny as!
BSN protein bars!!
He forgot a "n," what a fucking retard.IT'S A BIG FUCKING DEAL. I SEE WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THE PROPER USE OF "AN" AND "A". AN ALWAYS GOES BEFORE A FUCKING VOWEL GOD DAMN IT!
He forgot a "n," what a fucking retard.
AN ALWAYS GOES BEFORE A FUCKING VOWEL GOD DAMN IT!
Well were headin into town in search for hookers and cocaine
"an" doesn't just precede vowels. A vowel is a letter. It's based on how you pronounce the word, not how you spell it.
An honorable person
An FBI agent
An LPGA player with nice breasts
An ugly girl with bad breath
https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10150292664920484
For facebook in general, that's awesome. For this thread though, it might be bad.
Alright everyone, I just found Chino on complete accident on Facebook. My mind, she is blown.
https://img819.imageshack.us/img819/2598/newtatone.jpgHe married, got his wife name tattooed, divorced and now tattooed new wife's name?
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"Like this status if you think I'm awesome!"
"birrthdayyy :)"I feel proud that I don't update my status to let everyone know it's my birthday, and that I also individually thank all 100+ people that wish me a happy birthday.
As in today is my birthday, and I felt like reminding you again, even though it's on the right side of your screen in the events section and 98% of people will come write happy birthday on my wall as a hollow gesture just because. In return I will post another status message tonight thanking everyone for your birthday wishes because I am too lazy to actually thank each of you individually.
And there it is: "thank you everyone for the birthday wishes!! :)" Hahaha!"birrthdayyy :)"I feel proud that I don't update my status to let everyone know it's my birthday, and that I also individually thank all 100+ people that wish me a happy birthday.
As in today is my birthday, and I felt like reminding you again, even though it's on the right side of your screen in the events section and 98% of people will come write happy birthday on my wall as a hollow gesture just because. In return I will post another status message tonight thanking everyone for your birthday wishes because I am too lazy to actually thank each of you individually.
"birrthdayyy :)"I feel proud that I don't update my status to let everyone know it's my birthday, and that I also individually thank all 100+ people that wish me a happy birthday.
As in today is my birthday, and I felt like reminding you again, even though it's on the right side of your screen in the events section and 98% of people will come write happy birthday on my wall as a hollow gesture just because. In return I will post another status message tonight thanking everyone for your birthday wishes because I am too lazy to actually thank each of you individually.
Ones that post those types of things as statuses I mean.
:yarr"birrthdayyy :)"I feel proud that I don't update my status to let everyone know it's my birthday, and that I also individually thank all 100+ people that wish me a happy birthday.
As in today is my birthday, and I felt like reminding you again, even though it's on the right side of your screen in the events section and 98% of people will come write happy birthday on my wall as a hollow gesture just because. In return I will post another status message tonight thanking everyone for your birthday wishes because I am too lazy to actually thank each of you individually.
Yep. Because that's how cool people do it. :hat
Why would you reply to them individually if the wishes are hollow and meaningless anyway?Because I'm a good person, and if they really didn't care at all, then they wouldn't have gone through the trouble to click my name and type something and click post.
I reply to everyone individually because I'm awesome like that.
Why would you reply to them individually if the wishes are hollow and meaningless anyway?Because I'm a good person, and if they really didn't care at all, then they wouldn't have gone through the trouble to click my name and type something and click post.
I reply to everyone individually because I'm awesome like that.
I live by the G code and die by the G code !!! niggas smoke crack I dont care we getting high for nothin aight love you my niggas , never snitchs that's my life !!
QuoteI live by the G code and die by the G code !!! niggas smoke crack I dont care we getting high for nothin aight love you my niggas , never snitchs that's my life !!
Location: Louisiana
I hate when people are so vague and then refuse to elaborate. Egotistical pricks. If you publish the status, at least back it up.+1
"There are nights when I wanna get drunk and pass out in my own bed but then there are nights I wanna get drunk and wake up in someone else's bed.. tonight is one of those nights"
:|
Erin Rice.
:lol
I HAD SEX WITH MY COUSIN? DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE?
DAMN IT NOW I'VE HAD SEX WITH MY SISTER TOO :((
Lisa: Ive lost respect for you walmart, never stepping in that dirty store again.
Liuba: what happened?
Lisa: Mind your own business
Liuba: :/
Liuba: if you don't want people getting in ur business don't post it on facebook.
Lisa: Dont question it.
Seriously, this is why I don't use Facebook, it's a waste of time and everyone is so pathetically self-centered they have to come up with things in order to convince you to reach out to them and ask a question.
Seriously, this is why I don't use Facebook, it's a waste of time and everyone is so pathetically self-centered they have to come up with things in order to convince you to reach out to them and ask a question.
Seriously, this is why I don't use Facebook, it's a waste of time and everyone is so pathetically self-centered they have to come up with things in order to convince you to reach out to them and ask a question.
You described my roommate perfectly.
Cock is my best friend, I'm very opposed to vagina, my anus craves the touch of a large black cock and if anyone can fulfill that craving I would appreciate it
Yeah, some of the "you left yourself logged in" posts on Facebook can be pretty funny."The Enzyte is finally kicking in"
:lolYeah, some of the "you left yourself logged in" posts on Facebook can be pretty funny."The Enzyte is finally kicking in"
Lisa: Ive lost respect for you walmart, never stepping in that dirty store again.
Liuba: what happened?
Lisa: Mind your own business
Liuba: :/
Liuba: if you don't want people getting in ur business don't post it on facebook.
Lisa: Dont question it.
Yeah, some of the "you left yourself logged in" posts on Facebook can be pretty funny.We actually have a word for that - faceraping. Sounds soooooo wrong, but there you go. :lol
HAHAHA that's a good one! I'm gonna remember that.Yeah, some of the "you left yourself logged in" posts on Facebook can be pretty funny.We actually have a word for that - faceraping. Sounds soooooo wrong, but there you go. :lol
A wall post from a girlfriend to her boyfriend, the names have been changed to protect the Facepalm:
Hey Steve,
i love you.
love, Nancy
ps we still need to celebrate our anniversary that was two months ago and your birthday that was two months ago, you should make reservations somewhere.
A wall post from a girlfriend to her boyfriend, the names have been changed to protect the Facepalm:
Hey Steve,
i love you.
love, Nancy
ps we still need to celebrate our anniversary that was two months ago and your birthday that was two months ago, you should make reservations somewhere.
She's kind've retarded. If it was his birthday, shouldn't YOU have planned something? :facepalm:
She's kind've retarded. If it was his birthday, shouldn't YOU have planned something? :facepalm:
She's kind've retarded. If it was his birthday, shouldn't YOU have planned something? :facepalm:
Yeah, I hate that sort of mentality. Women are perfectly capable doing stuff like that these days. Isn't that what the feminist movement was trying to accomplish?
She's kind've retarded. If it was his birthday, shouldn't YOU have planned something? :facepalm:
Yeah, I hate that sort of mentality. Women are perfectly capable doing stuff like that these days. Isn't that what the feminist movement was trying to accomplish?
It's nice for the guy to make plans/etc, but we aren't incapable of doing things ourselves. Guys want to be treated/surprised too. :\ Some girls are just dumb.
@ Gadough- Well, each occasion is special in it's own way, so I'd think that they should be seperate. Either way, it's HIS b-day, so why couldn't she do something?
She's kind've retarded. If it was his birthday, shouldn't YOU have planned something? :facepalm:
Yeah, I hate that sort of mentality. Women are perfectly capable doing stuff like that these days. Isn't that what the feminist movement was trying to accomplish?
It's nice for the guy to make plans/etc, but we aren't incapable of doing things ourselves. Guys want to be treated/surprised too. :\ Some girls are just dumb.
@ Gadough- Well, each occasion is special in it's own way, so I'd think that they should be seperate. Either way, it's HIS b-day, so why couldn't she do something?
Oh I agree, I was just pointing out that they might want to celebrate them together for the sake of convenience.
You may never know my name, but I gaurentee you`ll remember my face forever
sounds like a rapist
"is collecting his friends' pubes"
Here are some I've seen just today:
"Scooty putty muuttyyy... Bootty. Shake Shake Shake.:)"
"wow :'("
"is collecting his friends' pubes"
"sheeeeeeiiiiiittttt"
"Depressed, feel like crap, school then work, don't wana do either, phones on but don't bother"Why do people always talk about their phones? Some people I know end every single status update with "txt me" as if I wasn't aware that was always an option.
what a douche
"sooo tiredddd...class then taking a huge nap...ugh fml"What's wrong with sharing experiences that nobody else in the history of the planet will ever experience!?
"I don't like most of you but I keep you as friends anyway and don't even disable your status updates because then I couldn't post them on an internet forum where I complain about how annoying they are."
What an asshole, amirite?
"I don't like most of you but I keep you as friends anyway and don't even disable your status updates because then I couldn't post them on an internet forum where I complain about how annoying they are."Did you just quote your own staus?
What an asshole, amirite?
"It's all about you, not me."
... :|
"It's all about you, not me."
... :|
Dream Theater fan?
"It's all about you, not me."
... :|
"It's all about you, not me."
... :|
Dream Theater fan?
Yeah, actually. He's one of the only people I know of that legitimately enjouys that song.
"I don't like most of you but I keep you as friends anyway and don't even disable your status updates because then I couldn't post them on an internet forum where I complain about how annoying they are."Did you just quote your own staus?
What an asshole, amirite?
Statuses? Stupid statuses? Stupid statuses asking a bunch of questions? Another bandwagon trend? One that I just jumped on? Yeah I've been seein those... Why? What's up?
"I don't like most of you but I keep you as friends anyway and don't even disable your status updates because then I couldn't post them on an internet forum where I complain about how annoying they are."Did you just quote your own staus?
What an asshole, amirite?
Hard to have a status when you don't have a facebook.
"fml..."I swear to god, whatever little bout of hatred you are having is nothing of significance compared to the shit others have to go through each day. And you know, I can almost guarantee this member posted "I hate people who post fml" simply because he gives a shit about other people's statuses, especially ones that say fml.
I swear to god, whatever little problem you are having is nothing of significance compared to the shit others have to go through each day. And you know, I can almost guarantee this girl posted "fml" simply because she stubbed her toe or forgot to write the final draft on a paper.
I really hate when statuses say shit like "fml".
"fml..."I swear to god, whatever little bout of hatred you are having is nothing of significance compared to the shit others have to go through each day. And you know, I can almost guarantee this member posted "I hate people who post fml" simply because he gives a shit about other people's statuses, especially ones that say fml.
I swear to god, whatever little problem you are having is nothing of significance compared to the shit others have to go through each day. And you know, I can almost guarantee this girl posted "fml" simply because she stubbed her toe or forgot to write the final draft on a paper.
I really hate when statuses say shit like "fml".
"fml..."I swear to god, whatever little bout of hatred you are having is nothing of significance compared to the shit others have to go through each day. And you know, I can almost guarantee this member posted "I hate people who post fml" simply because he gives a shit about other people's statuses, especially ones that say fml.
I swear to god, whatever little problem you are having is nothing of significance compared to the shit others have to go through each day. And you know, I can almost guarantee this girl posted "fml" simply because she stubbed her toe or forgot to write the final draft on a paper.
I really hate when statuses say shit like "fml".
"I could really just use a hug right now""Hug cacti. Win prize"
The hell am I supposed to do about that?
I'd rather play Fallout New Vegas then get laid, what's up?!
QuoteI'd rather play Fallout New Vegas then get laid, what's up?!
:rollin
you had me fooled then you fucked with my mind. But it's fine, at least one of us got what they wanted.
Did he get laid and then broken up with? I don't know, just a guess.Quoteyou had me fooled then you fucked with my mind. But it's fine, at least one of us got what they wanted.
I don't even get it.
My film prof posted today on the facebook group for our class (where he is, as I mentioned previously, exclusively posting some required information for the course) that we're required to use Final Cut for the rest of our assignments.Unless your school has a lab with Macs that you can use, that's absolute bull and he shouldn't be allowed to do that.
Fuck that shit. >:(
The main issue for me is that I don't own a Mac, and Final Cut isn't available in any form for Windows. Sure, I have Adobe Premier Pro, but no, apparently it has to be Final Cut.
Only tentatively related to facebook, but I needed to vent somewhere.
Fuck it and edit in Windows Movie Maker just to prove a god damn point.Honestly, I probably will just do everything in Premiere, and call him on his bullshit if he says anything.
:tupFuck it and edit in Windows Movie Maker just to prove a god damn point.Honestly, I probably will just do everything in Premiere, and call him on his bullshit if he says anything.
Twas a girlDid he get laid and then broken up with? I don't know, just a guess.Quoteyou had me fooled then you fucked with my mind. But it's fine, at least one of us got what they wanted.
I don't even get it.
"Is not dating until after high-school, sounds like a plan."
This is coming from a girl who posts statuses every day about how she can't get a boyfriend. It's just like...well, you don't seem to have a choice in that anyways :lol
Good choice, TL. Somehow, it escapes me what point your teacher tries to prove. How should he even know which programme you used? Filename extension? Or anything else?We have to show our source and project files (though I can show him on my laptop, so it's not a compatibility issue).
ARK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A FRIEND ? WOW:facepalm:
I hate when people put quotes by themselves as their favorite quotations. Talk about pretentious.THIS!
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My journalism professor is incredibly obnoxious with her status updates. You would think that the most annoying person out of 296 people would be a 14 year old girl or something....but nope, a grown woman is the biggest offender on my friends list when it comes to statuses that just make you want to scream "WHO THE HELL CARES?" I swear she updates her status AT LEAST 15 times a day. "Is going to spend some time with the kids." "Is grading papers." "About to head home for the day." etc.
A few nights ago she actually kept everyone updated on how many papers she had graded. "5 papers down, 30 to go." "Now has 10 papers graded." "15 papers down and 15 to go. Halfway there!"
She's a great teacher though, she's nice and fair and I like her alot. But she needs to chill out with the constant Facebook statuses. And you can't throw that "if it annoys you, don't read it" bullshit at me, because her statuses show up on the news feed every time I log in.
My journalism professor is incredibly obnoxious with her status updates. You would think that the most annoying person out of 296 people would be a 14 year old girl or something....but nope, a grown woman is the biggest offender on my friends list when it comes to statuses that just make you want to scream "WHO THE HELL CARES?" I swear she updates her status AT LEAST 15 times a day. "Is going to spend some time with the kids." "Is grading papers." "About to head home for the day." etc.Hide her...
A few nights ago she actually kept everyone updated on how many papers she had graded. "5 papers down, 30 to go." "Now has 10 papers graded." "15 papers down and 15 to go. Halfway there!"
She's a great teacher though, she's nice and fair and I like her alot. But she needs to chill out with the constant Facebook statuses. And you can't throw that "if it annoys you, don't read it" bullshit at me, because her statuses show up on the news feed every time I log in.
"It's you"
'put in there but'
Fuck you whore cunt
:lol'put in there but'
Fuck you whore cunt
Which one is the Facebook status? :neverusethis:
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'put in there but'
Fuck you whore cunt
Not really pathetic but i just saw this one.
"Is this not the cutest animal you've ever seen? The red panda is officially my favorite animal."
*tri.ad's avatar*
:tri.ad:
THANK YOU. OH MY GOD THAT BOTHERS THE SHIT OUT OF ME. AND HE USED "DISCUSS", AND HE MEANT "DISGUST". WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID PILE OF AMPHIBIAN SHIT?
Fortunately no.THANK YOU. OH MY GOD THAT BOTHERS THE SHIT OUT OF ME. AND HE USED "DISCUSS", AND HE MEANT "DISGUST". WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID PILE OF AMPHIBIAN SHIT?
....Is....is feces actually...coming out of you as a result of this?
And yeuch at "Amphibian" -twitch- .... I hate frogs...
Fortunately no.THANK YOU. OH MY GOD THAT BOTHERS THE SHIT OUT OF ME. AND HE USED "DISCUSS", AND HE MEANT "DISGUST". WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID PILE OF AMPHIBIAN SHIT?
....Is....is feces actually...coming out of you as a result of this?
And yeuch at "Amphibian" -twitch- .... I hate frogs...
AMPHIBIAN FROG TOAD SALAMANDER
Did you by any chance read this book as a child?
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Unless you turn Rikku into a bitch, it'll be very hard to scar me.
FUCK THE BULLSHIT, I'm going to buy some donuts!!!
Did you by any chance read this book as a child?
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Word of advice 2 any1 who crosses me!...b rude t me u get fuck all!
Finish work erly n down the pub wooooooo
Toes r frozen,def bustin the wellies to work2mora....X
just had to post this:rollin :rollin :rollin
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Send this email to 10 people in the next five minutes or your computer will melt in less than 60 seconds.
:facepalm: :facepalm:
Whoever started that crap should be beaten with a bag of oranges every day for two hours.
Don't you guys have loner facebook friends that never get any status replies, or even thumbs, on any of their statuses?
Don't you guys have loner facebook friends that never get any status replies, or even thumbs, on any of their statuses?
Yeah, that's me. :lol The confusing part is always when I see people and they're like "oh I saw what you put on Facebook that was really cool." And I sit there like "why didn't you comment on it then?"
I got hacked this morning. :lolI saw it and lol'd.
mine
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My current profile picture.
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mine
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That is fucking disturbing. I feel like I've seen it before though...
mine
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I can't stand those super weird updates that always get Liked by a bunch of people because WOW HE'S SO DEEP
Actual examples:
"I'm a bear" (7 people like this)
"Well I've tried, god knows that I've tried" (9 people like this)
"Lesson learned" (6 people like this)
wat
mine
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Oh, I remember this TV show. It was quite amusing for me back in the day (about twelve, thirteen years ago). I haven't seen it being aired for a long time now, though.
Nothing annoys me more than:And then they look at that a few days later and go to themselves "The fuck did I do that for...".
'Is so pissed off!!!!"
(as if attention seeking/bitching about nothing isn't bad enough on its own. You then get the usual replies):
- Whats up hun?
- Yeah, you okay?
- ?
(To be met with):
'Yeah, i'm fine now'
?????
mine
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mine
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"With my boyfriend"On top of that, you always get 5 people liking it. I know this one chick who does that every fucking day, but she usually just posts his name with a heart next to it, or just says "***** ******** today"
Same comment everyday. No description of where they are or what they're doing, although maybe that's a good thing. But I really don't see how anyone could leave a legit comment on that.
They probably have good sex.Only logical conclusion.
OMG!!!! My lesbian roommates are having sex and they are loud. I can't sleep so I have decided to go join. The benefits of having lesbian roommates.
>Implying there is not someone out there who lacks such judgment skills
The second one is definitely from a fat chick.
"IM NOT PREGANET THINK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM NOT READY TO BE A MOM AT 18 MAYBE IN A FEW YEARS BUT NOT NOW"
I love that people talk behind other ppl's backShe also "liked" this herself, alone. As in, nobody else "liked" it, so she did.
I think my brain has had dropouts as I was reading the most recent posts here. I'll have to leave this thread as fast as possible.I have to deal with this chick every single day of my life.
"Taking off the shoes"That sounds like the kind of thing I'd quite like to do for a joke, if I didn't think it'd get on everyone's tits.
"Now the socks"
FUCK THAT'S LAME AND PATHETIC.
Here's one (or two)
"Taking off the shoes"
"Now the socks"
"she says she wants a ps3 contoller. I said play wid my dick its duel shock funniest line I herd 2day hahah"
Lysa: "LOVE MY HUBBY'S MOM SHE COOKS REALLY GOODDDDDD FOOD!!!!! HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! FINGER LICKING GOOD!!"
Liked by, Lysa
Comment by, Lysa: "who said we need napkins when mother in-laws cook"
Lysa: "hey my friend Jonathan ____ from Sandusky is looking for a girlfreind with this cartera kinda chubby, white, brunnete or black hair, very nice, loving , loves hugs, likes old rock ACDC metallica, and drag racing comment back if intrested or add him on facebook"
No like
Comment by Katie: Tell him I said what's up lol
Comment by Lysa: i did add him
Comment by Katie: What's his profile look like (I like how you took the trouble to use and apostrophe but not a question mark)
Comment by Lysa: he added u its road runner (Road Runner is the guy's profile picture, if this wasn't clear)
Comment by Lysa: he said ur really pretty
Comment by Jonathan (the guy who fails so hard with women that he needs a psychotic girl on Facebook to do it for him): hi Katie please add me!!!
Comment by Lysa: PLZ DATE
Lysa: "FREE MATCH MAKING SERVICE JUST HIT ME UP"
Lysa: "anyone want a kitten hit me up"
I hit her up for match making.Wait, really? Because that would be about the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen if she posted a status asking who all these people were. :lol
I hit her up for match making.Wait, really? Because that would be about the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen if she posted a status asking who all these people were. :lol
man im so fuckin bored, i guess when u got no license, no job, no ps3, and no green there aint really shit to do, oh yeah i am the only who thinks Tv today sucks ass? Like this if u agree, if not i really don't give a shit either way, real shit.
Fuck l'université, à partir de maintenant je suis Louis XIV
Fuck university, from now on I am Louis XIV
Quoteman im so fuckin bored, i guess when u got no license, no job, no ps3, and no green there aint really shit to do, oh yeah i am the only who thinks Tv today sucks ass? Like this if u agree, if not i really don't give a shit either way, real shit.
man what's with gasstations were u gotta have pic id to get a gar or dip can i mean i wudn't mind but dem pigs took my license when i got my 2nd DWI and im not gonna get a new id till i can drive, ppl these dayz man theyre fuckin robotic.
Like this if u agree, if not i really don't give a shit either way, real shit.
NO WHERE IN LIFE AS LONG AS YOUR WITH ANDREWwat
Quoteman im so fuckin bored, i guess when u got no license, no job, no ps3, and no green there aint really shit to do, oh yeah i am the only who thinks Tv today sucks ass? Like this if u agree, if not i really don't give a shit either way, real shit.Quoteman what's with gasstations were u gotta have pic id to get a gar or dip can i mean i wudn't mind but dem pigs took my license when i got my 2nd DWI and im not gonna get a new id till i can drive, ppl these dayz man theyre fuckin robotic.
In that order I'm assuming?
Ahhh, the good old days.
Hey, at least it wasn't "masturbating, cooking bacon, and taking hits of acid."
I'm sure you still do two of those things everyday, and the third every other day.Haven't done the third in twenty years, but yeah, your right on the first two counts.
I am so sick of the "If you know someone who is also fighting cancer, repost this as your status" type statuses. They are stupid and annoying. The people who invented those are probably the same dopes who invented those chain emails:
EMAIL THIS TO TEN PEOPLE IMMEDIATELY OR YOUR COMPUTER WILL BLOW UP WITHIN ONE MINUTE!
:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
U WILL FIND UR CRUSH TONITE F U FORWARD THIS 2 5 PPL ITS CRAZY BUT IT WORKSThat's what I think of people who post stuff like that.
"Slipping on ice while carrying two ladders = ow"*like*
- Iain Wilson
"Slipping on ice while carrying two ladders = ow"
- Iain Wilson
smfh
It's official. Facebook has killed the "pouty look"; it's no longer attractive. A once quirky and somewhat suggestive look was put to death by millions of girls around the globe lacking originality/the ability to take a picture. RIP, pouty look.
DUCK FACE!
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All from the last 48 hours.... this guy is 23.
"was it my idea to go to the hills last night and get completely shitfaced???"
"am i still in high school?"
"lookin for a rope and a sturdy branch about 15 feet from the ground...you've got to be fucking kidding me!!"
"i think its time to start drinking af that...with any luck i won't make it to dav's later..."
"Last day of the rest of my life, I wish I would have known 'cause I'd have kissed my Momma goodbye, I didn't tell her that I loved her or how much I cared or thank my Pops for all the talks and all the wisdom he shared, "
"just woke up...feel like shit...might as well start drinking now!"
"i think im ready to go back to south carolina, because no matter what i do, i can't do anything right..."
And this girl makes me want to puke... All from the last week.
"Sick to my stomach.. Please tell me I'm over thinking.. :/ smfh"
"Maybe being a cold hearted bitch will get me further? Workk til 3"
"I bust my ass.. And try so hard..but I'm always gettin knocked down..ughh"
"And I'm just gonna stay focused.. I got money on my mind and I have o n e person to worry about *ME* ♥"
"Soooooo annoyed!!!!"
"Just wants to be happy.. Guess that's just too much to ask. Smfh"
"Always waitin for me to fuuck upp* another 6hrs of workk $$"
"YOUU coulda had somethin so amazin.. U treat me like shit.. And blame it all on me..bigg things are happenin in my life.. Its too bad YOU don't wanna be apart of that.. I'm so done.. I gave u almost 2 years.. I got nothing.. DUCES"
"will no longer be taken advantage of.. Sad that i wasted 2 years hoping this would go somewhere.. but tired of hearing its all because of me.. look in the mirror.. D O N E! ♥"
"F u c k love.. I'm tired of tryyin!"
"Gave so much to someone who cared so little.. Smh.. I'm jus doin me. </3"
"I feel like half of me is no longer alive.."
"There will be a day you wished you didn't let me get a w a y.. Then it will be too late.. Movein on..someone will appreciate me♥"
"And... I miss you.. :/"
"I can't forget you.. But everyday it hurts a little less.. Almost outta work.. Goin to get my phone!!"
"I wish I had a time machine.. :("
"Im lost without you...."
"Ughh I wish I never met you..I wish I could forget you.."
"Its gonna be a long road to happy.. work till 330"
"A lot on my mind... home chillin.. text :)"
"When love won't let you walk away and you can't help who you love..."
"Tired.. :( Idk wat to do anymore..."
:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
there are 3 things i hate most.......black ppl, racists, and hypocrites
huh, wow :facepalm:Quotethere are 3 things i hate most.......black ppl, racists, and hypocrites
The first comment:
ok you hate black ppl but at the same time you also hate racist how is that
Me: .....Really? -___-
Today, I discovered Trail Of Tears and put "It's raining deep in heaven" as my status. The only people who commented thought I was talking about Jesus and Christmas or something. That's what I get for putting DT lyrics in my status. :sad:Do Deicide lyrics next time.
Today, I discovered Trail Of Tears and put "It's raining deep in heaven" as my status. The only people who commented thought I was talking about Jesus and Christmas or something. That's what I get for putting DT lyrics in my status. :sad:Do Deicide lyrics next time.
Quotethere are 3 things i hate most.......black ppl, racists, and hypocrites
The first comment:
ok you hate black ppl but at the same time you also hate racist how is that
Me: .....Really? -___-
Got Mariah some Victoria secret lingerie, open heart necklace, jordans' shoes, and a rams shirt. I got one 2 now we can dress alike on Christmas :) haha I am the best boyfriend Ever :)
Mariah didnt buy me anything for christmas but she brought the guy who she cheated with gifts. Pissed!!
QuoteMariah didnt buy me anything for christmas but she brought the guy who she cheated with gifts. Pissed!!
my stories are amazingly funny:)This annoys me, no real reason why...maybe someone could tell me why.
Been a long day,I need some SlipKnoT,Disasterpieces DVD!!! STAY (SIC)One of my best friends but :tdwn
Especially loves being called a bitch, when I'm sick and wanna go to sleep. Thank you once again. Merry Christmas everyone elseNot to mention she posted 2 more similar statuses within a 10 minute timespan.
God, I love this thread. Here's some pathetic statuses.Quotemy stories are amazingly funny:)This annoys me, no real reason why...maybe someone could tell me why.
DUCK FACE!
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STOP QUOTING THAT CURSED PICTURE!
DUCK FACE!
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STOP QUOTING THAT CURSED PICTURE!DUCK FACE!
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I CAN'T STOP
Ima perfectionist bby.nuff said,if I get u in my bad I promise u'll leave wet,mite leave a puddle in tha bed.real shyt,nd I mite nt b tha best bt im ya best bet
I hope this guy is retarded so that way he has a reason to type "words?" like that.QuoteIma perfectionist bby.nuff said,if I get u in my bad I promise u'll leave wet,mite leave a puddle in tha bed.real shyt,nd I mite nt b tha best bt im ya best bet
KEVVVVIN. heeey there! we actually tlked for once today. when you IMed me about the whole last name thing. haha. well youre rly pretty. lmao. && you & ali are such a cute couple. like its legit & faceboook offical :D . your profile picture is amazing. uhm.. ever consider modeling? lmao; just a suggestion. so dude. your asian, you'll u...nderstand this. you know watermellon seeds? i i'm eating them. not like the ones from a legit watermellon like the other kind.. if you dnt know wht i'm talkin' about, youre forsure not asian XD k well i think we should talk more. kbaiii(:Legit.
-Loveeee , Jesssss ♥
"I take the "the" out of psycotherapist"You also took out the first "h."
"I take the "the" out of psycotherapist"You also took out the first "h."
Oh god, this isn't a status but it's so annoying it makes me want to post it. A wall post to my friend:QuoteKEVVVVIN. heeey there! we actually tlked for once today. when you IMed me about the whole last name thing. haha. well youre rly pretty. lmao. && you & ali are such a cute couple. like its legit & faceboook offical :D . your profile picture is amazing. uhm.. ever consider modeling? lmao; just a suggestion. so dude. your asian, you'll u...nderstand this. you know watermellon seeds? i i'm eating them. not like the ones from a legit watermellon like the other kind.. if you dnt know wht i'm talkin' about, youre forsure not asian XD k well i think we should talk more. kbaiii(:Legit.
-Loveeee , Jesssss ♥
Did anyone else see Charlie Dominici's recent photo on Facebook? He's since taken it down (I glanced at the comments, a lot of people were calling him gay and stuff), but it was basically a shot of him in briefs taking a photo of his abs (but including his whole body). It was...odd. I mean, it's great to be proud of his body and I respect that and all, but...I dunno, he must have expected to take at least some slack for such an unusual picture.
So my "christian" mom stole $3000 from me but is the first one in church on Wednesdays and Sundays. I wonder what she is learning in church? Christians huh? Jesus huh?
My roommate stephanie lil sister jamiey who is 15 is dating a 26 yr old man wth!!!!! dude is a perv
The text stephanie just sent me:
The more tha we talk and stuff the more feelings i have for you and i know we are friends but i think i might actually like you
This black girl on true life is fat she tries 2 cover her fat with wrapping paper haha glad my gf is white right now haha
We're announcing an official hiatus for the remainder of 2010. We need a nice, long break, but will be returning in early January 2011.:metalol:
My Facebook newsfeed is awesome. And my friends know how to spell. I only accept people who I want to certain parts of my life with, real friends. Not every dingbat I happen to know.pics/gtfo
My Facebook newsfeed is awesome. And my friends know how to spell. I only accept people who I want to certain parts of my life with, real friends. Not every dingbat I happen to know.
Dani XXXXXX
"i love Jonathan XXXXXX"
43 minutes ago · Like · Comment
Jonathan XXXXXX likes this.
Jonathan XXXXXX: "not as much as i love you baby"
such a long wk!!! i cant wait til summer!!! I cant wait 2 c my john i miss him so much!!! cant wait til saturday its gunna b great!!!\n<3Ash L/s John♥
Hey you!!!! I love you!!! i love you!!! i love you!!! i love you!!! i love you!!! i love you!!!! i cant wait 4 this wkend to get here!!!! :D Muah!!! Muah!!! Muah!!!
is thinkin about his sexy girl
wants his sexy wife(not actually married, btw)
is anxious to see his girl
can't wait to once again see the love of his life
is filled with desire to be with his love
loves his precious girl
wants to see his love
misses the love of his life, so much!
Did it actually show you pictures of your friends and tell you they might be sad if you leave? :rollinYes, it honestly did.
Did it actually show you pictures of your friends and tell you they might be sad if you leave? :rollinYes, it honestly did.
It was one of the funniest things I'd seen in a while. It seriously is the neediest thing I've ever seen from a website.
y is thare skool when we cn just party srsly w/ my best frends <3 u gys whooo
Yeah, I'm also awesome at math.
Yeah, I'm also awesome at math.
Heh heh. My point was that while you were de-friending 65 people, two people de-friended you.
I have to admit, there are some girls who I didn't even hang out with in school who I'm Facebook friends with, mostly because they're hot and they post pictures of their trips to the beach in bikinis and shit like that.
I have to admit, there are some girls who I didn't even hang out with in school who I'm Facebook friends with, mostly because they're hot and they post pictures of their trips to the beach in bikinis and shit like that.
Yeah but it seems the hotter they are the dumber their posts are.
I have to admit, there are some girls who I didn't even hang out with in school who I'm Facebook friends with, mostly because they're hot and they post pictures of their trips to the beach in bikinis and shit like that.
Yeah but it seems the hotter they are the dumber their posts are.
But, nice tits > dumb posts.
I have to admit, there are some girls who I didn't even hang out with in school who I'm Facebook friends with, mostly because they're hot and they post pictures of their trips to the beach in bikinis and shit like that.Glad I'm not the only one. :lol
And, what's also lame is when people go out of their way to send a friend request to someone on Facebook, then complain about what that person posts. It's like..... that person didn't ask to be friends with you. So, I don't know.... maybe shut up about what he or she posts?Exactly why it's pretty rare I send out requests. I'll rarely turn someone down, but I generally don't offer either.
Advice question for you all...
So I've got this weird high school crush thing going on even though I'm in college and haven't seen her for two and a half years. When we graduated I sent her a FB friend request which was rejected. After she rejected it, I figured maybe she forgot who I was so I sent it again, this time with a more obvious profile picture. She rejects it AGAIN.
Ok so what should I do? I feel like I could start something cause I really like her. But I feel like sending a third request, especially given the time that has elapsed, would be creepy. Perhaps a request with a message? But still, it's so risky! What do I do?
I love it when others mock people on FB. So my friend posted this and so did I. I modified it by not finishing the quote. I'd thought it would be funnier.
PLEASE put this as your status if you know someone who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know,they can totally breathe fire. 60% of people won't post this because they've already been eaten by dragons. 38% of people are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers, and... the rema
I love it when others mock people on FB. So my friend posted this and so did I. I modified it by not finishing the quote. I'd thought it would be funnier.
PLEASE put this as your status if you know someone who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know,they can totally breathe fire. 60% of people won't post this because they've already been eaten by dragons. 38% of people are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers, and... the rema
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Some poeple just believe anything they're told, especially if it fits into their religious view or anything else that they're currently all gung-ho about.
But getting all defensive and bitchy when someone points out that you're wrong (by citing something we all learned in 3rd grade) is just stupid. She could've just deleted the whole thread and saved herself the embarassment.
"not er'bahday...knows how ta werk ma bahday"
Translation?
Not everybody knows how to work my body = Very few know how to please me sexually.
Not everybody knows how to work my body = Very few know how to please me sexually.
If I knew it would have caused so much drama then I wouldn't have bothered riding your tiny-ass dick <3
It's sad how you turned out to be everything you said you wouldn't be
fuck bitches, get Jackie ------ ;]
i heard she was a screamer...
hah dick jokes, pathetic. whats good
alright this shit is getting kind of ridiculous. if any of you pussies have something to say then fuckin say it to my face. if not then just shut the fuck up and stop gossiping about other peoples lives and relationships.. it has NOTHING to do with you. i know you have nothing better to do but control yourself. period
LOLHIGHSCHOOL
LOLHIGHSCHOOL
But seriously, wowwww...
LOLHIGHSCHOOL
But seriously, wowwww...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmrgXdjFaoQ
"eating something sweet & staying in bed for the rest of the night. feeling majorly hormonal :("The first part is :tup but the second is :yeahright :| :facepalm: :lol
I'm about to smack this bitch. All from the last 36 hours.
"bad day just got worse. not a happy camper AT ALL >:("
"refuses to hurt my shoulder any more by shoveling...my shoulder hasn't hurt this much in a LONG TIME. who wants to move somewhere warm with me?"
"i have such a headache :( today is a no bueno day :\"
"eating something sweet & staying in bed for the rest of the night. feeling majorly hormonal :("
"not feeling like myself lately :\"
"miserable."
"never have i ever felt this miserable before or regretted something i said so much in my entire life. i can barely breathe. :'( i need everything to work out :'("
"woke up and literally just threw up...sorry for having an emotional breakdown on Facebook. :\"
:|
Haha yes, like half of them.
:hatHaha yes, like half of them.
:lol :lol Ya fuckin' stoners.
man
Danny: i don't ever wanna feel the way i did that day
John: take me to the place i love, take me all the way
Andrew: The day you threw it in a plastic bag fourty feet in the air? Yeah i wouldnt want to either
Danny: r.i.p hammy
Rob: you killed a hamster by throwing it into the air in a plastic bag? lmaoo
Tj: or the day when the hammie fell into the fishie tank and mike saved it but then put it in the microwave to dry it off and then it got a tumor a week later and died
Danny: or the time pete fucked me in the ass and i couldn't walk for like 3 days :/
Tj: or the time when mike pretended to kill a hamster by putting covering the hamster in ketchup and holding a butchers knife that also had ketchup on it
D: or the time andrew b--- tried to kill himself in petes kitchen, days after smileing in his eye and ending up in the hospital
A: Or the time a certain someone broke their own window and called the police to blame someone else and not get in trouble?
D: thats a personal favorite of mine, or the time me and you snuck around the outside of petes house watching him jerk off
A: Hahaha he told us to come over and never let us in like a bastard.
D: a horny xnxx using bastard
A: Or when we ghost rided that kids bike, proceeded to break the bike, blamed it on b--- then the kids father yelled at b---, making him cry and then he tried comforting him with ice cream lolol
J: speaking of comforting b---, back to the time he tried to commit suicide.. letting him watch lesbian porn on petes computer to cheer him up
A: Better than the other shit u caught him and tc watching...
Andrew B---: danny i legit fucking hate you soo much right now.
J: ahhh true grandma porn.. slightly strange but i think b--- taking elephant sized shits all over hunters glen [a development of houses] for a period of time may have topped that weirdness
I think I'll stop there for everyone's well being. And yes, all of this is true (except for the ass-fucking part).
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EMIN, PLEASE TELL US WHAT IS HAPPENING!All the posts between mine and yours are correct.
Day 7: something you stand for: I stand for being a juggalette i rep the hatchet for life whooop whoop mmfwcl♥♥♥
no, no I do no
"Why are guy's so damn weird? does it run in there blood?"
QuoteDay 7: something you stand for: I stand for being a juggalette i rep the hatchet for life whooop whoop mmfwcl♥♥♥
my response: Hey, do you know how the fuck magnets work?Quoteno, no I do no
exactly.
"Why are guy's so damn weird? does it run in there blood?"Pleasepleaseplease respond with some sort of menstrual joke. Please.
This! :lol"Why are guy's so damn weird? does it run in there blood?"Pleasepleaseplease respond with some sort of menstrual joke. Please.
I hate people who think all word's that end in s need apostrophe's.
That's not a status btw, that's a personal observation based on reading the last few statuse's (stati?) ITT
I hate people who think all word's that end in s need apostrophe's.
That's not a status btw, that's a personal observation based on reading the last few statuse's (stati?) ITT
mmm...
At least it means their making an attempt at coherent English. No matter how poor their attempts are..
I hate people who think all word's that end in s need apostrophe's.
That's not a status btw, that's a personal observation based on reading the last few statuse's (stati?) ITT
mmm...
At least it means their making an attempt at coherent English. No matter how poor their attempts are..
This is funny regardless of whether you meant to do it or not. :lol
imma punch myself in the fae and possibly get knock myself out from doing it and gettin some sleep. Hope it works lol
"dear scientists: please stop accepting theory's and making TV shows out of them. they are theory's for a reason. just because some "scientist" says that theoretically something could happen doesn't mean that it it happened. you are more of a a theorists than a scientists.
thank you that is all :)"
Comment: "Actually you don't even have to be a scientist if a theory is structurally sound. So yeah, big bang and evolution are actually easily disprooved with science, you don't even have to go and say "God did it". Nope, it can be scientifically struck down..it's why I don't pay attntion alot when 'theory' is the start of a sentence lol"
I know, I know, P/R and shit, but that comment is just amazingly ignorant.
"Chin,gravey,aaaaah bisto,duschess stevie j blount haaaaa 2funny"
I literally have no idea what that says. This girl is 24. Twenty fucking four.
do guys ever think they are wrong....im sick of these big head guys who think they the stuff..thats such a turn off
I dunno. I try to stay out of her business because she's fucking crazy.
do guys ever think they are wrong....im sick of these big head guys who think they the stuff..thats such a turn off
I think the bigger concern is do women ever think they're wrong?
How old are they?
I think I'll still get a notification if they actually post on my Wall, so I can respond, but now that I think about it, I don't know. I should test that out.You do, I've had someone I've hid "liking" and posting on my status and I saw that.
Blocking/hiding news posts by someone is something I do as well, if that someone mostly posts annoying and/or pointless stuff. I'm not coming up with the "ignore them" argument, because what you did sounds perfectly reasonable imo.
WHY DO I KEEP GETTING THIS ADD?
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I'm not sure what it is about my profile that makes them think I'd be interested.
What's the connection between juggalettes and Faygo?
???
Faygo brand soda has been around for years.
When ICP were just starting out in 1991 and 1992, Violent J of the Insane Clown Posse was drinking a Faygo in between a song. He randomly had the idea to throw the remaining amount on an audience member near the stage. The crowd loved it, and ever since then, ICP have used Faygo to spray their audience. It's a staple of their concerts. On stage they have a gigantic container filled with literally hundreds of two liters that they empty on audience members at every show. If you go to an ICP concert, you get drenched in Faygo. It's a tradition.So Faygo is the Juggalo equivalent to hipsters drinking PBR?
Not to mention the fact that Faygo is mentioned numerous times in their songs. Faygo is described by Violent J as a "ghetto pop" because it's ridiculously cheap and low-quality, and he grew up drinking it. So ICP fans (juggalos) have made it a defining part of their subculture and their drink of choice.
"ending this horrible day. :'("
Whiskey and coke, Minecraft, and Opeth. mmmmmmmmmmmm
When ICP were just starting out in 1991 and 1992, Violent J of the Insane Clown Posse was drinking a Faygo in between a song. He randomly had the idea to throw the remaining amount on an audience member near the stage. The crowd loved it, and ever since then, ICP have used Faygo to spray their audience. It's a staple of their concerts. On stage they have a gigantic container filled with literally hundreds of two liters that they empty on audience members at every show. If you go to an ICP concert, you get drenched in Faygo. It's a tradition.So Faygo is the Juggalo equivalent to hipsters drinking PBR?
Not to mention the fact that Faygo is mentioned numerous times in their songs. Faygo is described by Violent J as a "ghetto pop" because it's ridiculously cheap and low-quality, and he grew up drinking it. So ICP fans (juggalos) have made it a defining part of their subculture and their drink of choice.
When ICP were just starting out in 1991 and 1992, Violent J of the Insane Clown Posse was drinking a Faygo in between a song. He randomly had the idea to throw the remaining amount on an audience member near the stage. The crowd loved it, and ever since then, ICP have used Faygo to spray their audience. It's a staple of their concerts. On stage they have a gigantic container filled with literally hundreds of two liters that they empty on audience members at every show. If you go to an ICP concert, you get drenched in Faygo. It's a tradition.So Faygo is the Juggalo equivalent to hipsters drinking PBR?
Not to mention the fact that Faygo is mentioned numerous times in their songs. Faygo is described by Violent J as a "ghetto pop" because it's ridiculously cheap and low-quality, and he grew up drinking it. So ICP fans (juggalos) have made it a defining part of their subculture and their drink of choice.
Now all I can think about it boobs.
^that's actually pretty funny!Yep nothing pathetic about it
"Why is it that everything I want, I can't have?"Mad?
:facepalm:
Because you're a bitch and no one likes you, that's why.
"Why is it that everything I want, I can't have?"Mad?
:facepalm:
Because you're a bitch and no one likes you, that's why.
"i love how in CT right now there's a white out for the first day of black history month"Sorry, but...
What a douche.
Tearless Crying. (don't assume you know what's going on.)
QuoteTearless Crying. (don't assume you know what's going on.)
Umm...alrighty then.
QuoteTearless Crying. (don't assume you know what's going on.)
Umm...alrighty then.
"I'm madly in anger with yooooooooou":rollin :rollin :rollin
it's real.
I'm not really looking for a Valentine. Honestly, I could care less! If I have a Valentine then yay, if I don't then oh well. I don't understand why people stress over it or even care. Me... I'm just waiting for someone bold enough to ask me out. Is that wrong? Don't answer, because I don't care (:
QuoteI could care less!
QuoteI could care less!
Then care less.
Also, sinning? WTF?
Also, sinning? WTF?
Yeah, I was wondering about that one myself...
I was thinking B, which makes it even worse that she would post it.Also, sinning? WTF?
Yeah, I was wondering about that one myself...
My first two theories were that A) she can't spell "singing" right, or B) that's her shorthand for "fornicating," but I don't think either one of those is right.
I was thinking B, which makes it even worse that she would post it.Also, sinning? WTF?
Yeah, I was wondering about that one myself...
My first two theories were that A) she can't spell "singing" right, or B) that's her shorthand for "fornicating," but I don't think either one of those is right.
Also, sinning? WTF?
Yeah, I was wondering about that one myself...
My first two theories were that A) she can't spell "singing" right, or B) that's her shorthand for "fornicating," but I don't think either one of those is right.
Pretty sure Sin City is the name of a club or club night, so 'sinning' could mean she's going to that club.Also, sinning? WTF?
Yeah, I was wondering about that one myself...
My first two theories were that A) she can't spell "singing" right, or B) that's her shorthand for "fornicating," but I don't think either one of those is right.
I think it means watching Sin City.
Pretty sure Sin City is the name of a club or club night, so 'sinning' could mean she's going to that club.
Pretty sure Sin City is the name of a club or club night, so 'sinning' could mean she's going to that club.Also, sinning? WTF?
Yeah, I was wondering about that one myself...
My first two theories were that A) she can't spell "singing" right, or B) that's her shorthand for "fornicating," but I don't think either one of those is right.
I think it means watching Sin City.
My uncle lives in Waterbury. Do you know him?Pretty sure Sin City is the name of a club or club night, so 'sinning' could mean she's going to that club.Also, sinning? WTF?
Yeah, I was wondering about that one myself...
My first two theories were that A) she can't spell "singing" right, or B) that's her shorthand for "fornicating," but I don't think either one of those is right.
I think it means watching Sin City.
Yeah, it's a nightclub in CT that her boyfriend DJ's at every Friday.
https://nchehartford.com/sincity/
My uncle lives in Waterbury. Do you know him?
This girl makes me sick.
"no idea why i put myself through this shit. work 3-8, going to pick my sunglasses up then the usual monday night routine."
"happy again :)♥"
"all better. bedtime & i'm a happy girl :)"
"movie time. in the worst of moods... :("
"Feeling a bit better. Boyfriend slumber party time. ♥"
"The illusionist was such a good movie! Now time for a slumber party with the babe ♥"
"Running errands and getting lunch with the boy. Then hopefully sinning later tonight :)"
"In an usually amazing mood now. Sin City was epic as always. Now time for my second slumber in a row with the boy :)"
"Staying in tonight. Getting Outback takeout and watching the Prestige with Danny :)"
"Threepeat slumber party :)"
"fell down the stairs of the dj booth on friday night."
"Dress shopping with babygirl♥ How am I awake this early?!?!!" (It was 9:45am)
"finally some boyfriend time♥"
"Having a dj as a boyfriend is great except during that one time you have a headache and he needs to get work done :/"
"So full. :( time to go color in the studio and then have a slumber party! ;)
"Breakfast in bed..lovely way to start my morning :)"
"work 3-8. then sinning as usual ;)♥"
"Sinning with Michele ;)♥"
"Sinning ;)"
"Walked into the car and there was a Pandora bag waiting on my seat. Best. Boyfriend. Ever"
"Off to Sky Lounge to see Danny DJ ;) ♥"
"Watching Danny DJ :)"
"I love my boyfriend and my boyfriends job :D"
"Danny Diggz is my future husband. So bitches be jealous. Ps I'm pretty hammered ;)"
I almost never see anyone put "You're" anymore.
::)
Thanks for the PSA:hat
This girl makes me sick.
"no idea why i put myself through this shit. work 3-8, going to pick my sunglasses up then the usual monday night routine."
"happy again :)♥"
"all better. bedtime & i'm a happy girl :)"
"movie time. in the worst of moods... :("
"Feeling a bit better. Boyfriend slumber party time. ♥"
"The illusionist was such a good movie! Now time for a slumber party with the babe ♥"
"Running errands and getting lunch with the boy. Then hopefully sinning later tonight :)"
"In an usually amazing mood now. Sin City was epic as always. Now time for my second slumber in a row with the boy :)"
"Staying in tonight. Getting Outback takeout and watching the Prestige with Danny :)"
"Threepeat slumber party :)"
"fell down the stairs of the dj booth on friday night."
"Dress shopping with babygirl♥ How am I awake this early?!?!!" (It was 9:45am)
"finally some boyfriend time♥"
"Having a dj as a boyfriend is great except during that one time you have a headache and he needs to get work done :/"
"So full. :( time to go color in the studio and then have a slumber party! ;)
"Breakfast in bed..lovely way to start my morning :)"
"work 3-8. then sinning as usual ;)♥"
"Sinning with Michele ;)♥"
"Sinning ;)"
"Walked into the car and there was a Pandora bag waiting on my seat. Best. Boyfriend. Ever"
"Off to Sky Lounge to see Danny DJ ;) ♥"
"Watching Danny DJ :)"
"I love my boyfriend and my boyfriends job :D"
"Danny Diggz is my future husband. So bitches be jealous. Ps I'm pretty hammered ;)"
Lets see what she contributes today...
"Chocolate peanut butter martinis and cafe patron shots. Let's pray there's no hangover."
"Getting super silly"
"Just fell up the stairs to the DJ booth"
"Fell down the stairs of the booth"
"apparently I can't party like a rockstar..."
"hang overs are mean, I wish I didn't fall down those stairs last night"
"Still feeling like shit. Going home and passing out :/"
"can't wait to pass out, I hope this hangover is gone by tomorrow :("
"finally home. passing out until tomorrow morning...i STILL have a hangover right now :'("
"happy valentines day♥ first time ive ever been excited for it :)♥"
"Can't wait to see what my DJ get's me for valentines day, he already got me pandora the other day!"
"can't wait for tonight :D♥ so excited & so happy I get to spend Valentine's Day with my favorite boy♥"
"slumber party tonight with the boy, happy valentines day!"
"Just got the best valentines day gift everr ♥"
"Not only did my boy get me an easy bake oven! He said there is a part 2 later tonite!!!"
*snip*
OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WHORE
What exactly does she mean by sinning? I was thinking it was intercourse, but then she said, "Sinning with Michele" ???Why does that disqualify intercourse?
How old is this girl, out of curiosity?
"in my opinion the movie was hilarious in my opinion :)"
Wow. That makes me actually want to leave this planet.:rollin :rollin
Are you sure she's not from another country/the future? :P
I have one mutual friend with this..."person"...so she showed up on the sidebar as a friend suggestion. Here's her "about me." Keep in mind, I keep trying to read it all, but I've yet to get past the third or fourth line without giving up.
i guess ikcan say my lyf strait rite nah cuz brua ani utha tymez idk hu i am ini mo! :( pore lil' mhee!
ihh mhay hav mhyy momentzx....i am ah verii nice person! i aint ghonnah sit here nnd tlk aboud yhu' ihnn yhah face...ihff yhu' ghot sumthn tah say say ihdd tah mhyy face! i nhodd ghonnah tlk trash tew yhu' bhudd lhett yho' too-faced self push thee wrong button nnd nice akeyliah will disapear! Nhow tht tht hazx bheen said i lhuvb all mhyy ppl nnd i hav certain ppl(frewn type) tht i llhuvb to death.........bhudd uthah than dhat yhu' kcan lhuvb mhe' hate mhe' tlk bhoud me' bhudd lyk i said pushin thee button aint gone ghedd yhu' no wheh
CUHZ IHM REAL CUZ IH KNO THEE RITE DEAL!!
IM NHOD FHAKE CUZ I KNW' ITZX THEE WORST MISTAKE!!
And an added bonus, her favorite quotes:
'hey hunn bun'
'how yhu' zoin babii'
'i zo i zo babi'
'yho' chill brua'
'dnt put yhah han in my face lil shwatie''
'being real ihzx ah ghodli deal,bein fhake izx thee worztx mistke'
luhh daddy
luhh mama
whadd idd do lil whodiee
bbi gurl no
niqqah chiqq plss
dnt play bah boo
Dearest little shwatie
(https://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/184766_1758294709623_1006673424_1950137_1877335_n.jpg?dl=1)
Scio, you sir, are a fucking god. :hefdaddy
Well, after hours of in-depth literary analysis, this is what I've managed to decipher:
My life seems to be improving, seeing as I often suffer from chronic fits of identity loss. While, as I am only human, have moments of physical and emotional compromise, I have several redeeming qualities that label me as a respectable person. I subscribe to a certain ‘ethics code,’ if you will, that pledges a covenant of confidentiality amongst any two or more parties bound by friendship. Undesignated communication and/or distribution of/about information regarding a bound party may render the contract void. Breech of this covenant, (by means of pushing a button or otherwise,) will result in termination of said established pledge and acquaintance. Now, seeing that the basic model for those seeking a platonic relationship with myself has been established, I propose that I, in fact, do embrace tightly my deep affection for those abiding people who I consider close to me. People uninvolved in this assemblage are not subject to the ‘ethics code,’ however are subject to intrapersonal gradation. I maintain that “Existence is but a fair bargain, whilst personal deceit meets conviction.”
Quotes:
Akeyliah: I send my greetings fair lover.
Unspecified Character: How doth thee fare, my fairest Akeyliah?
Akeyliah: So do I continue to fare, yet I fear my strength to do so will soon be exhausted.
UC: Worry not, for thy arms are the wings of angels, thy breast that of a peaceful morning lark; you shall find solace in tranquility, my love.
Akeyliah: With such alacrity do thy woo me? Have you no restraint? Dearest little shwatie, you drive me to discomfort with your haste.
UC: Oh, but what is to be if being is contained?
Akeyliah: Existence is but a fair bargain, whilst deceit meets conviction.
UC: O’ Father, O’ Mother, what I’d do for you belittles who'd die for your heart. My baby girl, my hazel fleshed goddess; I inquire of thee, do bear my fateful plea. Do not fall swift into the dank charade of pretentiousness.
(https://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/184766_1758294709623_1006673424_1950137_1877335_n.jpg?dl=1):slowclap:
(https://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/184766_1758294709623_1006673424_1950137_1877335_n.jpg?dl=1)
sniff. That was beautiful. :'(
I applaud the guy for confessing all that and taking one for the team, showing how girls can be dicks just as much as guys. But it also sounds to me like he was infatuated and clueless, and possibly still is, and she's happy to take advantage of that. She's still a dick (or more anatomically correctly, a cunt) but he did make it pretty easy for her. Three years of this shit and he still feels wounded. Time to move on, dude.
I applaud the guy for confessing all that and taking one for the team, showing how girls can be dicks just as much as guys. But it also sounds to me like he was infatuated and clueless, and possibly still is, and she's happy to take advantage of that. She's still a dick (or more anatomically correctly, a cunt) but he did make it pretty easy for her. Three years of this shit and he still feels wounded. Time to move on, dude.
I applaud the guy for confessing all that and taking one for the team, showing how girls can be dicks just as much as guys. But it also sounds to me like he was infatuated and clueless, and possibly still is, and she's happy to take advantage of that. She's still a dick (or more anatomically correctly, a cunt) but he did make it pretty easy for her. Three years of this shit and he still feels wounded. Time to move on, dude.
Toby is a fearless cunt slayer. Just because he posted this doesn't mean he feels wounded. More so, probably he just didn't give a shit about her anymore and decided to post this. It's not like he was looking for sympathy from her, I mean, he called her a dick.
I applaud the guy for confessing all that and taking one for the team, showing how girls can be dicks just as much as guys. But it also sounds to me like he was infatuated and clueless, and possibly still is, and she's happy to take advantage of that. She's still a dick (or more anatomically correctly, a cunt) but he did make it pretty easy for her. Three years of this shit and he still feels wounded. Time to move on, dude.
(https://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/28/4fe691e2-3748-433e-bc09-e99f02006934.jpg):rollin
"It's been a little over 3 months, and the arrow still stuck. It hurt at first, but I've built a tolerance for pain. I love you, Sam. Know that."
Oh yeah, that's a guy. Sam's the girl.
This chick's boyfriend just left to go on a roadtrip with his friends or some shit. He'll be gone about a week. So, here's how his girlfriend reacts.
"I miss him so much...i cant believe he is gone...its so hard to wake up and not seeing him...my life is now forever changed...there will forever be a spot in my heart where he will be..."
lol
my life is now forever changed...there will forever be a spot in my heart where he will be..."
He'll be gone about a week.
I hope he knocks up another chick in the process.
Quotemy life is now forever changed...there will forever be a spot in my heart where he will be..."He'll be gone about a week.
*blinks*
Chino, you have more depressed drunks on your Facebook friends list than anyone else in the world.He's probably the worst of all them, but he doesn't tell us what he says. Or maybe some are his. :biggrin:
I'm ashamed to live in the same country at these idiots.Holy shit, THIS.
Chino, you have more depressed drunks on your Facebook friends list than anyone else in the world.
Depends on the boob. I once spent most of a bus ride across town with some girl's boob pressed against me. We struck up a conversation, and she turned slightly toward me, which would normally back her away from me a bit as well, but she managed to stay right next to me, so her boob was against my arm. As we talked, I'd occassionally move my hands as I spoke (which I tend to do anyway, although I was purposefully exaggerating it here) and my arm moving around moved her boob around a bit, but she was either doing it on purpose or didn't care. I couldn't exactly grab her boob, but I could "cop a feel" by moving my arm around and feeling her boob against it. I got a pretty good idea of its composition, density, etc.
Depends on the boob. I once spent most of a bus ride across town with some girl's boob pressed against me. We struck up a conversation, and she turned slightly toward me, which would normally back her away from me a bit as well, but she managed to stay right next to me, so her boob was against my arm. As we talked, I'd occassionally move my hands as I spoke (which I tend to do anyway, although I was purposefully exaggerating it here) and my arm moving around moved her boob around a bit, but she was either doing it on purpose or didn't care. I couldn't exactly grab her boob, but I could "cop a feel" by moving my arm around and feeling her boob against it. I got a pretty good idea of its composition, density, etc.
Best story ever.
:rollin :rollinDepends on the boob. I once spent most of a bus ride across town with some girl's boob pressed against me. We struck up a conversation, and she turned slightly toward me, which would normally back her away from me a bit as well, but she managed to stay right next to me, so her boob was against my arm. As we talked, I'd occassionally move my hands as I spoke (which I tend to do anyway, although I was purposefully exaggerating it here) and my arm moving around moved her boob around a bit, but she was either doing it on purpose or didn't care. I couldn't exactly grab her boob, but I could "cop a feel" by moving my arm around and feeling her boob against it. I got a pretty good idea of its composition, density, etc.
Best story ever.
Post of the year :lol
:rollin :rollinDepends on the boob. I once spent most of a bus ride across town with some girl's boob pressed against me. We struck up a conversation, and she turned slightly toward me, which would normally back her away from me a bit as well, but she managed to stay right next to me, so her boob was against my arm. As we talked, I'd occassionally move my hands as I spoke (which I tend to do anyway, although I was purposefully exaggerating it here) and my arm moving around moved her boob around a bit, but she was either doing it on purpose or didn't care. I couldn't exactly grab her boob, but I could "cop a feel" by moving my arm around and feeling her boob against it. I got a pretty good idea of its composition, density, etc.
Best story ever.
Post of the year :lol
The last line did it for me...
No real difference.
He's looking for extras in Shreveport? Shit, I could drive there in 45 minutes. I'd just have to have some means of tracking him down once I got there...I don't know. The best part is the very last comment, though.
This marine dude asked me what do I want to do when I get out of college?
I said work as in the production department at ESPN
He said ESPN would pick him over me bc he has military experience
I said they can't pick you if you're Dead lol
LOl!!!!!!!
It makes me crave chocolate milk.
I lol'dQuoteThis marine dude asked me what do I want to do when I get out of college?
I said work as in the production department at ESPN
He said ESPN would pick him over me bc he has military experience
I said they can't pick you if you're Dead lol
LOl!!!!!!!
I lol'dQuoteThis marine dude asked me what do I want to do when I get out of college?
I said work as in the production department at ESPN
He said ESPN would pick him over me bc he has military experience
I said they can't pick you if you're Dead lol
LOl!!!!!!!
I just figured something out : Everything Jesus say do is boring, Reading the bible-boring, going to church- boring but everything Satan say do is fun, having sex with girls- fun, going to parties and drinking alcohol-fun. EMO!!! :)
Its so interesting to read how the other half live. Seriously, I'm going through this shit, page after page, like its porn. Its sad.
Yet, it makes me not want to get a Facebook account even moreso than before.
30 minute conversation with the FBI. I am such a snitch lol. [The dude's name] always wins. :) #winner#
Quote30 minute conversation with the FBI. I am such a snitch lol. [The dude's name] always wins. :) #winner#
I keep 4 or 5 people on my friends list specifically for this thread. :lol It could be argued that this is pathetic in itself, but whatever.
Just lit the invite sit in limbo forever.
What a rocking night! Matt, happy birthday, it was awesome to have you out for dinner. I wish you could have met the girls from Boca Tan, they are my new besties for dancing. What an awesome crew, they had me dancing with the hottest straight guys in the place. Nick was one hottie to look at, although he stills owes us a shirt off dance. Alex the Cowboy was also a hottie! Thanks babes!
Mission: Success:| :sad: :smiley: :D :lol
https://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100002109532084
I free ball when I sleep, I can understand why women sleep without a bra.
I didn't actually realize people were doing that; no one I know is. It's a pretty lame idea if you ask me.
Fuck. I forgot about the thing with your Mom, King. I'll edit my post. Even though I didn't say it, it seems a bit disrespectful for me to leave it up.
Fuck. I forgot about the thing with your Mom, King. I'll edit my post. Even though I didn't say it, it seems a bit disrespectful for me to leave it up.
To each his own when it comes to their mothers but my mom & I were very close and she'd give her left arm for others. If you mom is that bad and I can understand.
So, my little niece smacked a boy yesterday. Apparently he told her that her Buzz Lightyear watch was "just for boys". She told him "No, it's not. Don't you see I'm a GIRL and am wearing it?" She then proceeded in smacking the kid. That's my girl. Wait til she enters the corporate world! Then she'll see how good it feels to do kind of the same thing, yet wearing a dress, heels and feeling pretty while working on mean spreadsheets.(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss273/DarthHonus29/303.jpg)
I don't know why but I hate that kind of cheesy girl power posts.
I think he means you can't tell until a significant peroid of time, chances are if your in highschool you haven't been going out for a significant peroid of time.
He has a point.Agreed
Actually, he has three.
I have decided to run for president in 2012 :) If I win, I will release every top secret government document to the public, end the 3 useless wars, audit the federal reserve and arrest every member of the Bush administration for the 9-11 coverup LMAO!!!!
One of my fb friends has this under her political views::rollin :rollin
"The Whitehouse is white for a reason"
:facepalm:
I CANT BELIEVE HOW MANY PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT SUPRA SHOES!!! :OWhat are supra shoes?
Shoes for 17 year olds that wear big pseudo-expensive headphones and think they can rap, beatbox, or "compose" beats using a computer pretending they're a DJ or something. Big fat shoes they are too. I know that guy in person btw. That's what he's like.I CANT BELIEVE HOW MANY PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT SUPRA SHOES!!! :OWhat are supra shoes?
One of my fb friends has this under her political views:
"The Whitehouse is white for a reason"
:facepalm:
Friend's got drunk last night, this is what one of them said apparently.
"...and when he fly up and many die look time, hide behind the ice because bad..."
You know what I'm tired of on Facebook? Lyric quotes. SHUT THE HELL UP WITH YOUR STUPID LYRICS. NO ONE CARES.
Hah yeah I get those cryptic, pseudo-philosophical, passive aggressive crap from several people, particularly a 17y/o (girl heh). Umm, though there's this single mum I know in my course and every morning she posts the old rehashed "need coffee...."
"can't sleep ..... this boy is driving me nuts. god help me"
"...its been a long day. can't way to get in bed"
At maybe 4 or 5 in the morning "up already. very bored, little man is still sleeping"
etc.
You know, very samey samey stuff. You always get the regular likes by at least a few friends that also comment and say "aww" or things like "youll be ok hun xx".
---edit: Holy shit! All within the space of ~45 minutes.
Tahlia call me!
Tahlia call me! my phone won't call you
Getting pissed off!
Someone please get Tahlia to call me? its freezing and i don't know where she bloody lives!
Really wants fish and chips -_-
This bus ride back and forth is getting boring
Yeah but think about it like this, the heads would have to be sewn on at odd angles, or he'd have to surgically stretch or squash the faces out so that they look completely disproportionate to the rest of the body :')
Are you kidding me?
That's probably his favorite part of the whole procedure!
>photoshops are done badly
>doesn't know how to shop
>doesn't actually use Adobe Photoshop
>mfw douchebags like this
Well, considering your status of hobbies, it shouldn't be too tough to stay alive. In fact, I bet that as long as you keep your head at your normal height or lower, your probability of survival is at least 90%. :lolAre you kidding me?
That's probably his favorite part of the whole procedure!
Just...remind me to watch my back come New Year then, please?
Posted this morning: "from what I understand, I dislocated my knee getting a lap dance from a stripper...anyone care to fill me in with any other info?"
'Do you realize you have the most beautiful face?' he comments on his own post, 'I sing this when I look in the mirror."
There's a 20 year old girl on my Facebook that has her middle name as "youaintreadyforthisjelly".
Like...fucking seriously? ugh
Maybe im wrong, but unless it has peanut butter between two pieces of bread and shes making , i really dont want to equate jelly with a woman.
Wut.
'Do you realize you have the most beautiful face?' he comments on his own post, 'I sing this when I look in the mirror."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zYOKFjpm9s
There's a 20 year old girl on my Facebook that has her middle name as "youaintreadyforthisjelly".
Like...fucking seriously? ugh
"i want some m&ms :( dont understand how the vending machine got peanut m&ms but not regular and i cant get peanut bc i got a kid with me thts allergic smh what to do!?!?!"
Bitch really wants some M&M's.
"i want some m&ms :( dont understand how the vending machine got peanut m&ms but not regular and i cant get peanut bc i got a kid with me thts allergic smh what to do!?!?!"
Bitch really wants some M&M's.
"i want some m&ms :( dont understand how the vending machine got peanut m&ms but not regular and i cant get peanut bc i got a kid with me thts allergic smh what to do!?!?!"Unless the kid with the allergies has been stitched to her arse Human Centipede style, I'd just have the peanut ones.
Bitch really wants some M&M's.
"i want some m&ms :( dont understand how the vending machine got peanut m&ms but not regular and i cant get peanut bc i got a kid with me thts allergic smh what to do!?!?!"
Bitch really wants some M&M's.
tell that bitch i got some m&ms at home i'll be like yo what up gurl
Or she could eat the peanut ones in front of the kid, all the while explaining to him why he couldnt have them because he was a genetic anamoly and a failure as a human and his parents should have sold him to gypsies at birth.
Or she could eat the peanut ones in front of the kid, all the while explaining to him why he couldnt have them because he was a genetic anamoly and a failure as a human and his parents should have sold him to gypsies at birth.
"whos numbers are these.... xxx xxx xxxx....... xxx xxx xxxx....... xxx xxx xxxx.... if u know the person, tell them if they text me one more time im fucking all the cops, bunch of faggots, u guys are fucked"
I hate seeing Facebook in joke languages, I just find it stupid.
High skool is nothing but a bunch of dump shits trying to prove how there better then every 1 else
umm, wow...
My wife's cousin's girlfriend (not sure why I friended her in the first place) always posts run on sentences like "had a great weekend saw my honey had a blast with Judy..." and always ends her posts with "yay". Every single freaking one. I feel like just responding "yay" to every one until she figures it out and stops.
My wife's cousin's girlfriend (not sure why I friended her in the first place) always posts run on sentences like "had a great weekend saw my honey had a blast with Judy..." and always ends her posts with "yay". Every single freaking one. I feel like just responding "yay" to every one until she figures it out and stops.
That's not as baddddd as girls who enddddd words with multiples of the lastttttt consanttttttt for no reasonnnnnnn.
Um, why do you cry every day?
I can totally feel ya. I don't have a problem with people toking. I do have a problem with tokers trying to make me.
I can totally feel ya. I don't have a problem with people toking. I do have a problem with tokers trying to make me.
This.
Based on your comment, I thought that link would have something to do with Jessie Slaughter.
I am disappoint.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/That-awkward-when-you-already-said-moment-in-your-head-before-you-read-it/112561972174380
I was getting ready to make my brain a slushie.
I couldn't figure out what the trick was. I was reading the sentence without mentally adding in the word "moment" and I was just confused at to what the fuck it was saying.
We're like fire and gasoline
I'm no good for you, you're no good for me, we only bring each other tears and sorrow.
wtf how does that correlate with fire and gasoline?
Um, how does a boy last 2 hours having sex with a girl?Allow me to explain... :hat
Allow me to demonstrate... :hatUm, how does a boy last 2 hours having sex with a girl?Allow me to explain... :hat
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(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/forumavatars/avatar_2956.png)Allow me to demonstrate... :hatUm, how does a boy last 2 hours having sex with a girl?Allow me to explain... :hat
Dinosaurs
I hate any FB post that involves "repost this.....". Damn sheep spreading their useless crap.Are you claiming that I am not a beautiful, strong black women who don't need no man?
I hate any FB post that involves "repost this.....". Damn sheep spreading their useless crap.Are you claiming that I am not a beautiful, strong black women who don't need no man?
justttt felll dowwwnnn theee stairsss ... idkkk whyy buttt i diddd anddd yesterdayyy i walkkeedd smackk intttoo thee doorrr .... i thinkkk maybeee im qetttinqqq a lil olddd jk jk lllss !!!
Damn those do-gooder posts who try to guilt-trip the reader with this "I betcha don't dare repost that!" crap. :\Guilt-trip? Why would I feel guilty not posting that?
Dont u hate wen people mistake u to be a TOILET and expect u to recieve wat goes in toilets. Some people take that stuff and flush it into their system(LIFE), but i dont have time to get my toilet(LIFE) stopped up and filled with crap so i take the role of a LEAF BLOWER and blow that stuff out my way.
Speaking of douches...
i feel like making a fuckin' status saying
"Attention all onliners: If you are on 24/7 and never respond could you please get the fuck off of Facebook chat because it can be really misleading for others to see their friends online and never get a chance to communicate or interact with them. Thank you for your inconvenience, you douches."
Speaking of douches...
i feel like making a fuckin' status saying
"Attention all onliners: If you are on 24/7 and never respond could you please get the fuck off of Facebook chat because it can be really misleading for others to see their friends online and never get a chance to communicate or interact with them. Thank you for your inconvenience, you douches."
Some people have Facebook set up with their phones in such away that they always appear online...sometimes it just can't be helped. I know a few people like that.
ME COMPRE UNA BOMBILLA Y LE PUSE NOMBRE (CLARISA), MI TERMO TIENE NOMBRE Y ORIENTACION SEXUAL (LEOPOLDO, GAY), NI HABLLAR DE LOS PELUCHES.... TERNURA, O PROBLEMA PSIQUIATRICO GRAVE???
"Hier in Belgie zijn er gezinnen die onder de armoedegrens moeten leven.Oudere mensen die overdreven moeten betalen in de bejaardenhuizen en de werkmens die onderbetaald word en langer moet werken voor ze op pensioen kunnen gaan . Maar de politiekers geven miljoenen euro's weg aan andere landen inplaats van hun eigen volk te helpen !!Ik ben er zeker van dat er niet veel zijn die dit durven te kopieren en te delen !!"lol die kende ik nog niet whaha
Translated:
"Here in Belgium there are families who have to live below the poverty line. Older people who have to pay excessive amounts in retirement centers and the working man who is underpaid and will have to work longer before being able to have their pension. But the politicians are giving millions of euros away to other countries instead of saving their own people!! I bet there aren't many of you who dare to copy and share this!!"
(two people liked this BTW)
This is probably about it being on the news a few days ago that we were aiming on raising 10 million EUR for the current hunger epidemic in Africa. WTF
Inspiring stuff. Why can't I be more like a leaf blower?
i go harderd then standernized testin
makeess no sensssee too mee whyy cerrtainn pppl trynaa talkkk to me aqainnn ... likee wtf ??? likee yeahh i wentt outt witthh yhuu butt we brokee upp forr certainn reassonnns noww yhu trynaa askk me bakk outt andd shytt !! likee whyy alott of my exess trynaa qett bakk witt mee diss summmerr ?? !! whenn halff of yhu aintt evenn seeen mee thiss summerr !!
obsessiveee ass boysss !! iddk whyy yhuu all trynaa qett bakk witthh mee ittss nott qonnaa happn mossst likeelllyy !!!! sorryy dontt qett yhurr hopess upp !!! nott fallinqq forr it aqainn yhu all havee seperatte reasonss whyy i brokee upp witthh yhuu andd yhu knoww emm !!! im nott qonna keepp tellinqq yhuu !!! i lovee yhuu all andd yhuu shoulldd knoww itt .. no mattere whatt happndd betweeen me andd yhuu !!
seriouslly watt makeess yhu thinkk im cominqq bakk too yhu ?? on somee reall shytt itss nott qonaa happenn !! i dontt comee bakk to anyonee theyy comee to mee !! likee yhu justt didd !! tolldd yhu !!! anywaysss likee i saidd earlier iff i offendd yhuu im sorryy butt maybee yhu shouldd look in thee mirrorr andd chanqqqe a feww thinqqqs bouttt yhurselff andd maybee i miqhtt consideer cominqq bak to yhu ! ♥ lovee miss nicholee !!
I never understand people who spell "you" like "yhu". :P
How come it's always like 16-year girls who do that?
ARE THE GOVERMENT FUNDS GOING TO TEACHING PEOPLE PROPER ENGLISH NOT WORKING? ???
Jemaiya WaitinOnDaDoughBoi Sanders
walmart drumstick runs with ashlee are so metal
BLACK MAN WALKS INTO A RESTAURANT. A WHITE MAN SAYS "COLORED PEOPLE ARE NOT ALLOWED IN HERE!" THE BLACK MAN SAYS, "WHEN I WAS BORN, I WAS BLACK, WHEN I'M COLD, I'M BLACK WHEN I'M SICK I'M BLACK, WHEN I DIE, I'LL BE BLACK. BUT WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK, WHEN YOU'RE COLD YOU'RE BLUE, WHEN YOU'RE SICK YOU'RE GREEN, WHEN YOU DIE, YOU'LL BE PURPLE. YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME COLORED?!?!"AND HE LEAVES. PUT THIS ON UR PAGE IF UR AGAINST RACISM!!! 97% OF U WONT POST THIS
How come it's always like 16-year girls who do that?
Somebody think of a witty response to this:QuoteBLACK MAN WALKS INTO A RESTAURANT. A WHITE MAN SAYS "COLORED PEOPLE ARE NOT ALLOWED IN HERE!" THE BLACK MAN SAYS, "WHEN I WAS BORN, I WAS BLACK, WHEN I'M COLD, I'M BLACK WHEN I'M SICK I'M BLACK, WHEN I DIE, I'LL BE BLACK. BUT WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK, WHEN YOU'RE COLD YOU'RE BLUE, WHEN YOU'RE SICK YOU'RE GREEN, WHEN YOU DIE, YOU'LL BE PURPLE. YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME COLORED?!?!"AND HE LEAVES. PUT THIS ON UR PAGE IF UR AGAINST RACISM!!! 97% OF U WONT POST THIS
I fucking hate people who listen to Poison on the radio once in a while and think that gives them a free pass to talk to me about "metal".Quotewalmart drumstick runs with ashlee are so metal
Why is this annoying you might ask? The girl who posted this status only listens to glam metal.
A sweeping generalization is what I madE and that story you provided was funny. Especially the part where the names received were role-reversEd. Unless you were Romeo.
I often post from my phone when I have no access to my computer and it's touch screen typing interface can often prove unwieldy.
I often post from my phone when I have no access to my computer and it's touch screen typing interface can often prove unwieldy.
Jigglypuff: You butchered dammit, and my phone's an iPhone; I love it because it's an mp3 player and lets me use the internet. The fact that it's a phone is kind of irrelevant to me; I hardly ever call or text people.
Socially interacting is for extroverts and people who are not me.
"If you on God's side repost this..if you on the Devil's keep scrolling"
Fuck off. I'll hang with the Devil if you're gonna be a pretentious, guilt-tripping cocknose about it.
Just had a butchers at my GCSE results and to say i didnt revise, partied like a cunt, did one exam with no eyebrows and more or less accepted death at the hands of mediocrity... I HAVE DONE DANKLY!!! A* IN ENGLISH LIT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
"If you on God's side repost this..if you on the Devil's keep scrolling"
Fuck off. I'll hang with the Devil if you're gonna be a pretentious, guilt-tripping cocknose about it.
"If you on God's side repost this..if you on the Devil's keep scrolling"
Fuck off. I'll hang with the Devil if you're gonna be a pretentious, guilt-tripping cocknose about it.
"If you on God's side repost this..if you on the Devil's keep scrolling"
Fuck off. I'll hang with the Devil if you're gonna be a pretentious, guilt-tripping cocknose about it.
That can't be true
Wait, 10th anniversary celebration?No. Ceremony.
"If you on God's side repost this..if you on the Devil's keep scrolling"This is like a cunty, sanctimonious version of The Game. "Lol if you hear the word game you lose it, also everyone is playing the game and subject to my rules because that is how it works lol."
Fuck off. I'll hang with the Devil if you're gonna be a pretentious, guilt-tripping cocknose about it.
"If you on God's side repost this..if you on the Devil's keep scrolling"This is like a cunty, sanctimonious version of The Game. "Lol if you hear the word game you lose it, also everyone is playing the game and subject to my rules because that is how it works lol."
Fuck off. I'll hang with the Devil if you're gonna be a pretentious, guilt-tripping cocknose about it.
If it said "If you do not make this your status you are gay so just do it pls," everyone would think the person posting it was a dick, but tart it up with a bit of religion and suddenly they think they're a white knight of God.
"If you on God's side repost this..if you on the Devil's keep scrolling"
Fuck off. I'll hang with the Devil if you're gonna be a pretentious, guilt-tripping cocknose about it.
That's beautiful. If I wasn't scared of being hunted down and castrated, I'd post that myself.I'm posting that.
That's beautiful. If I wasn't scared of being hunted down and castrated, I'd post that myself.I'm posting that.
Location: A universe where heartbreak and sadness have been replaced by Old Spice.
:rollinQuoteLocation: A universe where heartbreak and sadness have been replaced by Old Spice.
There probably aren't too many fundamentalist Christians there, so you should be safe.
That can't be trueIt's true. Bloomberg said the families get first priority and there's not enough room, so the first responders get their own ceremony.
Took me a 1:32 seconds to realize I was NOT listening to In the presence of enemies part 1 but instead it was The Glass Prison. FML!!!
From my I-don't-know-the-relationship-status-he-has-with-me:
"I just got my gun permit. I know what I must do, God."
:omg: :omg: :omg:
Roses are red:lol :lol :lol
Facebook is blue
No mutual friends
Who the fuck are you?!!
lol
]This is like a cunty, sanctimonious version of The Game. "Lol if you hear the word game you lose it, also everyone is playing the game and subject to my rules because that is how it works lol."
Someone just posted this one-
"Operation dtf has commenced"
Do you think they're talking about the forum, guys? :neverusethis:
Someone just posted this one-
"Operation dtf has commenced"
Do you think they're talking about the forum, guys? :neverusethis:
:lolQuoteLocation: A universe where heartbreak and sadness have been replaced by Old Spice.
There probably aren't too many fundamentalist Christians there, so you should be safe.
ive been noticing a common trend recently, when something arkward happens to someone they will always type something which really pisses me off. for example, if someone shat their pants infront of everyone at the beach, they will put a status like :"the arkward moment you shit yourself in front of everyone at the beach. or if they got their dick stuck in the door: "the arkward moment you get your dick stuck in the door"The awkward moment when you make a post about awkward statuses and you misspell awkward :P
ive been noticing a common trend recently, when something arkward happens to someone they will always type something which really pisses me off. for example, if someone shat their pants infront of everyone at the beach, they will put a status like :"the arkward moment you shit yourself in front of everyone at the beach. or if they got their dick stuck in the door: "the arkward moment you get your dick stuck in the door"The awkward moment when you make a post about awkward statuses and you misspell awkward :P
The awkward moment when there is no awkward moment.ive been noticing a common trend recently, when something arkward happens to someone they will always type something which really pisses me off. for example, if someone shat their pants infront of everyone at the beach, they will put a status like :"the arkward moment you shit yourself in front of everyone at the beach. or if they got their dick stuck in the door: "the arkward moment you get your dick stuck in the door"The awkward moment when you make a post about awkward statuses and you misspell awkward :P
The awkward moment when you forget to put a full stop/period at the end of your sentence. ;D
He makes a good point.
You really are part of the problem
"say iphone 3 times post it on 3 evants and look under yo pillow"
Are you fucking serious.
At the moment, there's rain and a thunderstorm in my town, and most everyone is making "OMG! Lightning!" statuses on FB. I mean, I understand that CA, particularly the south, doesn't get much rain, but this is just ridiculous.
I've seen this one at least ten times in the last few days.Just found another one of these:
"NYPD FDNY AND EMS OFFICERS WERE NOT INVITED TO THE TENTH ANNIVERSARY CEREMONY OF 9/11... MAYOR BLOOMBERG CLAIMS THERE IS NO ROOM FOR THEM... 10 YEARS AGO, THEY WEREN'T INVITED BUT THEY SHOWED UP!!! REPOST IF YOU AGREE THEY SHOULD BE THERE"
(https://img17.imageshack.us/img17/491/imageeqy.jpg):hefdaddy :heart
lol
guys is facebook working for you? I haven't been able to get on since last night and I might slit my wrists if I can't see what everyone is doing
I have problems with my PM's page.
I have problems with my PM's page.
The whole redesign of the messaging system really irritates me. The fact that chat and indivdual messaging has all been combined is frustrating to no end.
I have no idea why they even thought that that was a good idea. The only thing I can think of is that it is now similar to how texts between iPhone (and presumably other smartphone) users are all one continuous "conversation". I think that's pretty stupid, too, but I don't have a smartphone so I don't know. I've just seen my wife's, and thought it was lame. I'd rather be able to reference and/or find an individual exchange quickly. To me, that's more important than making it all "flow together".
on this day in 2010: "sooooo sore...and i love it ♥" Its exactly the same today!!! Ah!
My girlfriend left facebook open on my computer. I came home from work to see one of her friends' status updates:Ultimate win.
"If you take away all the vowels in the word BOYS you get BS...How true!"
And I facepalmed.
Then I read on, and saw my girlfriend's response: "If you take away all the vowels in the word FEMALE you get FML."
If someone doesn't log out of Facebook, then surfs other sites, if you go back to Facebook, it will ask for their password. Just click on the Facebook logo in the top-left corner.
Weird. If I don't log out, it comes back to the password prompt screen, which is different from the regular logon screen, if I go somewhere else in between. It says that it's me, but asks for my password in order to continue. One time I just clicked on the Facebook logo to see what happens, and it went to my main page. Both my wife and my daughter have left themselves logged in before, and I've gotten the password prompt, but bypassed it. I always thought it was a good idea to prompt for a password in such circumstances, and lame that it could be bypassed so easily. But it's just plain weird that it doesn't work the same way for everyone.
I just had a 12 year old girl on facebook call me "Ass Bum" because she got pissed off at me for knowing shes not actually 18 and the pictures she sent me of a girl in lingerie saying it was her with a triple push up bra.... what is this world coming too if girls are already like that :|Why are you asking a 12 year old to send you pictures?
I just had a 12 year old girl on facebook call me "Ass Bum" because she got pissed off at me for knowing shes not actually 18 and the pictures she sent me of a girl in lingerie saying it was her with a triple push up bra.... what is this world coming too if girls are already like that :|
I just had a 12 year old girl on facebook call me "Ass Bum" because she got pissed off at me for knowing shes not actually 18 and the pictures she sent me of a girl in lingerie saying it was her with a triple push up bra.... what is this world coming too if girls are already like that :|Dude, it could be worse. That 12 year old could actually be sending you pictures of herself instead of just passing off fakes, that's a hell of a lot worse.
I just had a 12 year old girl on facebook call me "Ass Bum" because she got pissed off at me for knowing shes not actually 18 and the pictures she sent me of a girl in lingerie saying it was her with a triple push up bra.... what is this world coming too if girls are already like that :|
I just had a 12 year old girl on facebook call me "Ass Bum" because she got pissed off at me for knowing shes not actually 18 and the pictures she sent me of a girl in lingerie saying it was her with a triple push up bra.... what is this world coming too if girls are already like that :|Why are you asking a 12 year old to send you pictures?
Does anyone else get annoyed when parents go overboard with statuses about their "genius" child? I get that they're proud of them, and that's adorable, but I don't need a homework update every single night. My aunt is getting really bad about doing this, concerning my 5 year old cousin. Example:
"So far Emma has scored 100% on all homework and classroom work, with two exceptions. She missed just one item out of several on two worksheets in class. bear in mind- she brings home several worksheets per day. Go Emma!!! My brilliant baby!"
Now, that would be fine, if she didn't post shit like this every day. I'm happy she's doing well in school, but I honestly don't care THAT much and it makes her look really self-absorbed.
"I'm a sex addict. But I'm not a slut. Who wants to hang out?"
I recently deleted over 300 friends on FB. I'm down to 250 now. My news feed is no where near as entertaining as it used to be.
Does anyone else get annoyed when parents go overboard with statuses about their "genius" child? I get that they're proud of them, and that's adorable, but I don't need a homework update every single night. My aunt is getting really bad about doing this, concerning my 5 year old cousin. Example:
"So far Emma has scored 100% on all homework and classroom work, with two exceptions. She missed just one item out of several on two worksheets in class. bear in mind- she brings home several worksheets per day. Go Emma!!! My brilliant baby!"
Now, that would be fine, if she didn't post shit like this every day. I'm happy she's doing well in school, but I honestly don't care THAT much and it makes her look really self-absorbed.
Not to mean your cousin directly, but just wait till the kid's disillusionment with the world kicks in, and let's see if mom's post look like this,"So proud of my daughter, she was able to beerbong a sixpack without puking, way to go baby!!!"
I actually really like the new FB.
I actually really like the new FB.(https://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRF_sFFjktrd5Fj8TV2nOnhY3hp1ri3z_atOyjbOakKE_aAbLR8)
Why do people say 'grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna get tough, grow a vagina. Those things take a pounding.
Not pathetic, but a good point, actually.QuoteWhy do people say 'grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna get tough, grow a vagina. Those things take a pounding.
I hate when couples get married, delete their individual accounts, and then make a new joint account with both of their names on it.
Not pathetic, but a good point, actually.Thank you Coz, I will use that often, in your honor.QuoteWhy do people say 'grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna get tough, grow a vagina. Those things take a pounding.
managed to get the new profile early. and i have to say... very nice. although some of the features (such as the map) seem a bit excessive. here's a picture:
managed to get the new profile early. and i have to say... very nice. although some of the features (such as the map) seem a bit excessive. here's a picture:
(https://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/318708_10150386663659042_660004041_9908960_1437455527_n.jpg)
managed to get the new profile early. and i have to say... very nice. although some of the features (such as the map) seem a bit excessive. here's a picture:
(https://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/318708_10150386663659042_660004041_9908960_1437455527_n.jpg)
.... isn't that almost the same layout that Myspace had?
Also:
*snip*
(https://i.imgur.com/a4azq.png)Fuck yes.
https://i.imgur.com/a4azq.png
I think that news feed should be for posts only. Everything else (people making friends, people commenting, people listening to music) should be in the Ticker.
I vaguely remember having a dream last night that involved something along the lines of Cthulhu giving me career advice. I'm never eating Skittles before bed again. ><
If Cthulhu gives you career advice, YOU TAKE IT.:hefdaddy :hefdaddy :hefdaddy
month>> October has 5 Mondays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This Happens once every 823years. This is called money bags. So copy this to your status and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui. The one who does not copy, will be without money. Copy within 11 mins of reading. Can't hurt so I did
Do you actually believe that?
Not really pathetic, a little bit funny:QuoteI vaguely remember having a dream last night that involved something along the lines of Cthulhu giving me career advice. I'm never eating Skittles before bed again. ><
But... who won?
you know what pisses me off, when people copy and paste those stories about how 'bob' died from cancer. I'm all for raising awareness for it, completely for that - but posting this on facebook isn't really going to get you anywhere. You'd be much better off donating some money to a charity than simply just copy and pasting it.I think Malcolm Gladwell wrote a whole article about that. Pretty much it does nothing. How does one 'raise awareness of cancer'? Like there are people walking around that aren't aware of it? If everyone who has had a family member affected by it posted that message, then everyone would post it. What does that get us?
We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies.
We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated.
Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "
Andy Osborne
steve jobs died, good day today
Andy Osborne
steve jobs died, good day today
Honestly, that's not that offensive. I find the "I guess he didn't eat his Apple a day lol" jokes to be more unnecessary. Saying it's a good day today because someone died is just...so lame and uncreative that I can't be bothered to care.
Agreed. Although it makes me think about what will happen the day Bill Gates dies... :lolHonestly, that's not that offensive. I find the "I guess he didn't eat his Apple a day lol" jokes to be more unnecessary. Saying it's a good day today because someone died is just...so lame and uncreative that I can't be bothered to care.
It's still low to publicly take joy in the death of another person, especially one that you don't know personally, and has done nothing personally against you.
I don't really care either, but it's completely classless and tactless.
"I guess all those blue screens finally caused his death"
or something like that, idk
And possibly this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjZQGRATlwA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjZQGRATlwA)"I guess all those blue screens finally caused his death"
or something like that, idk
You better believe that Windows ME and Vista are going to get a mention that day.
Heard this one second hand, but serious face palmage if it's true::rollin
'Who cares if Steve Jobs is dead, what has he ever done for me?'
Posted via Facebook for iPhone
One thing that pisses me off is when fucktards say "OMG, i was soooo wasted last night, I drank 3 cruisers, 4 beers, two jager bombs, 1 glass f champagne, one fruit tingle cocktail and 3 shots of rum..."
You obviously werent that hammered if you can recite every drink you had in order to make yourself sound cool. I'll believe you when you have no memory of last night and you wake up chained to a Spanish hooker and an ice cream truck, wearing nothing but a sombrero and rollerskates.
Ok, this is actually a good status update, but it's mocking pathetic statuses, so it's ok :lolQuoteOne thing that pisses me off is when fucktards say "OMG, i was soooo wasted last night, I drank 3 cruisers, 4 beers, two jager bombs, 1 glass f champagne, one fruit tingle cocktail and 3 shots of rum..."
You obviously werent that hammered if you can recite every drink you had in order to make yourself sound cool. I'll believe you when you have no memory of last night and you wake up chained to a Spanish hooker and an ice cream truck, wearing nothing but a sombrero and rollerskates.
Oh god Windows ME..."I guess all those blue screens finally caused his death"
or something like that, idk
You better believe that Windows ME and Vista are going to get a mention that day.
Yeah, chickipie is messing with us.
"Between listening to In the Aeroplane Over the Sea and reading Diary of a Young girl, I think I'm falling for Anne Frank. Let the pedo/necro jokes begin."Why AM I the one who has to point out that the dude from Neutral Milk Hotel believes that he is in love with Anne Frank? Whatever, the more you know.
Uhm.
Wat.
saw this, had to post it.I just had a vision of a whole restaurant menu written like that. :rollin
"i love eating mashed patato, bracoly and hamb at 11 30"
"Ugh so tired of this bullshit lately :( "
" Work till 430 "
" Forgetting the bullshit, with my bitch Miss Jodi :) "
" Work till 430 "
" Why won't u just let me be happy for once in my life "
"Work till 430 "
" Why do you do this to me :( "
" Work till 430"
" :) iLy kg ♥ "
Makes me want to puke. The girl's boyfriend doesn't even has a facebook. That means every post is a desperate plea for attention and to inform everyone that she is a victim.
Okay, I apologize ahead of time to the Twatlight loving friends on my FB, but seriously, people need to get a life. No craptastic movie about some girl getting knocked up by a vampire is worth fangirling over.
Oh, and for the record, the plotline for the movies blows big balls. The only reason people go to see the movies is to get some fanciful bullshit idea about love which historically wouldn't be this way (if you even know anything historically about vampires and werewolves...which I highly doubt).
"if you even know anything historically about vampires and werewolves...which I highly doubt"
Implying Vampires and Werewolves are real.
"if you even know anything historically about vampires and werewolves...which I highly doubt"
Implying Vampires and Werewolves are real.
I trying really hard to understand how that type of typing comes about. It's almost to the point of being a completely new language. Is it common enough to where people are typing like that as quickly as I'm typing right now, or do they stop to think of ways to condense words like "another" to "anuda"?
But then there are other words that don't make phonetic sense like when Girl #1 adds h's after the first consonant in words like "dha", "dhat", "yhu", and "bhut". Heck even in that last one, she added an unnecessary letter. I'd love to know what process the brain goes through when writing this.
I'll bet she has hundreds, all of them illegitimate. And she keeps them home to play with them like a cat plays with its prey! Then she goes to work and leaves them to fend for themselves, like the kids in Lord of the Flies. I know I'm old-fashioned, but I just think that's wrong.
Why do I have to get up so darn early! Wish I could just lay in bed with my babe and sleeppppppp for a change.
Yeah, the only people that do that are dumb 16-25 white girls.:rollin :rollin :rollin
Edit: and kingshmegland
Yeah, the only people that do that are dumb 16-25 white girls.
Edit: and kingshmegland
Not mine, but amusing:
https://i.imgur.com/ymEvj.jpg
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Yay for Porn
*god what a douche*Nice little up and down emotional cycle, therapy much?
Oh my god, how old is he?*god what a douche*Nice little up and down emotional cycle, therapy much?
I just wanna be in a happy non dramatized relationship , where can i find a boy thats faithful & can be my type all in one ? Maybe i'm asking for too much :/ ♥
'No shirt, no shoes, and I still get service.'
from a girl.
Not sure if that or the six people who liked it are worse.
I love how the girls who complain about not being able to find nice guys are the girls who seem to like guys for the fact they are assholes.The only reason I act like an asshole is to attract those girls.
"Ugh so tired of this bullshit lately :( "
" Work till 430 "
" Forgetting the bullshit, with my bitch Miss Jodi :) "
" Work till 430 "
" Why won't u just let me be happy for once in my life "
"Work till 430 "
" Why do you do this to me :( "
" Work till 430"
" :) iLy kg ♥ "
Makes me want to puke. The girl's boyfriend doesn't even has a facebook. That means every post is a desperate plea for attention and to inform everyone that she is a victim.
That was on October 27th...
Emily xxxxx went from being "in a relationship" to "engaged."
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:facepalm:
Oh, does that make it any better?'No shirt, no shoes, and I still get service.'
from a girl.
Not sure if that or the six people who liked it are worse.
That's a line from an LMFAO song.
My (female) cousin:
'One of these days I'll learn how the internet works and people will stop deriving pleasure from my misfortune.'
If she wasn't family, I'd be trolling the fuck outta her.
To every single one of you who are on my friends list - - I enjoy catching up, looking at pics, hearing about you and your family, sharing jokes and news, along with getting and sometimes giving support during good times and bad times too. I am not only glad to count you as my friends, but also as my family. As busy as we all are, let's see who takes the time to read this post all the way through. If you appreciate your family and friends around the world, go ahead and copy this as your status too - - even if it's for just a minute. I'll be watching to see who cherishes family and friendship just as I do. Thank you all so very much for being part of my life. Merry Christmas (via .......)Merry Christmas :D
I don't care about her family, and her family isn't going to see that status. Im sure that out of her 1000+ friends, no more than 3 care that it's her dad's birthday. "the best dad in the world, mine" .. Oh shut up. The guy sold her car while she was on vacation to buy an engagement ring for his new girl friend....
- i am Pika-Panda.:|
- 4/3/11. ♥
- i'm complicated
- if i don't like you, you'll definitely know.
- i don't like people
- i can be nice when i choose to be
- i'm very shy, at first.
- i adore pandas. get me a stuffed one and i'll love you forever.
- i adore nerds and geeks.
- i love doing makeup and wearing extensions.
- i love the freezing cold.
- trust is a huge issue with me.
- i nap. often. just not when i have school. -_-
- my cellular device is my world.
- i'm always on facebook.
- i am obsessed with looking nice.
- i like going to shows. come to one with me and we'll fuck shit up together.
- i'm a flirt, but don't mistake that i do with everyone. I have standards.
- i strive to make everyone happy, and if it's not good enough, then you're not worth my time.
- i'm lazy. it happens.
- i can't stand over half the people I know, I have a really strong dislike towards high school kids.
- love shouldn't be tossed around like std's are
- i always win. Bottom line.
- the close friends I have now are the ones that are going to have to deal with me until high school ends :) if i don't become close to you, it's probably because i don't like you and the decisions you make. That being said, i don't have many friends I can actually trust.
- high school is nothing but bullshit and drama. so if you have a problem with me, ask ME, not one of my friends. That's why there is so much drama, because no one goes straight to the source. So don't bitch about me when I do say something.
- far too often are "talking shit" and "saying things in the open" confused with eachother.
if i can think of anything else it'll go here eventually.
talk to me, i like meeting some new people. k bye ♥
I'm figuring out that the length of someone's "About Me" is directly proportional the the amount of contempt I have for them. I mean, just LOOK at this!:Quote- i am Pika-Panda.:|
- 4/3/11. ♥
- i'm complicated
- if i don't like you, you'll definitely know.
- i don't like people
- i can be nice when i choose to be
- i'm very shy, at first.
- i adore pandas. get me a stuffed one and i'll love you forever.
- i adore nerds and geeks.
- i love doing makeup and wearing extensions.
- i love the freezing cold.
- trust is a huge issue with me.
- i nap. often. just not when i have school. -_-
- my cellular device is my world.
- i'm always on facebook.
- i am obsessed with looking nice.
- i like going to shows. come to one with me and we'll fuck shit up together.
- i'm a flirt, but don't mistake that i do with everyone. I have standards.
- i strive to make everyone happy, and if it's not good enough, then you're not worth my time.
- i'm lazy. it happens.
- i can't stand over half the people I know, I have a really strong dislike towards high school kids.
- love shouldn't be tossed around like std's are
- i always win. Bottom line.
- the close friends I have now are the ones that are going to have to deal with me until high school ends :) if i don't become close to you, it's probably because i don't like you and the decisions you make. That being said, i don't have many friends I can actually trust.
- high school is nothing but bullshit and drama. so if you have a problem with me, ask ME, not one of my friends. That's why there is so much drama, because no one goes straight to the source. So don't bitch about me when I do say something.
- far too often are "talking shit" and "saying things in the open" confused with eachother.
if i can think of anything else it'll go here eventually.
talk to me, i like meeting some new people. k bye ♥
I'm trying to figure out who that is and I haven't the faintest of ideas...hmm?
Quote- if i don't like you, you'll definitely know.
- i don't like people
- i adore nerds and geeks.
I'm figuring out that the length of someone's "About Me" is directly proportional the the amount of contempt I have for them. I mean, just LOOK at this!
I'm figuring out that the length of someone's "About Me" is directly proportional the the amount of contempt I have for them. I mean, just LOOK at this!:Quote- i am Pika-Panda.:|
- 4/3/11. ♥
- i'm complicated
- if i don't like you, you'll definitely know.
- i don't like people
- i can be nice when i choose to be
- i'm very shy, at first.
- i adore pandas. get me a stuffed one and i'll love you forever.
- i adore nerds and geeks.
- i love doing makeup and wearing extensions.
- i love the freezing cold.
- trust is a huge issue with me.
- i nap. often. just not when i have school. -_-
- my cellular device is my world.
- i'm always on facebook.
- i am obsessed with looking nice.
- i like going to shows. come to one with me and we'll fuck shit up together.
- i'm a flirt, but don't mistake that i do with everyone. I have standards.
- i strive to make everyone happy, and if it's not good enough, then you're not worth my time.
- i'm lazy. it happens.
- i can't stand over half the people I know, I have a really strong dislike towards high school kids.
- love shouldn't be tossed around like std's are
- i always win. Bottom line.
- the close friends I have now are the ones that are going to have to deal with me until high school ends :) if i don't become close to you, it's probably because i don't like you and the decisions you make. That being said, i don't have many friends I can actually trust.
- high school is nothing but bullshit and drama. so if you have a problem with me, ask ME, not one of my friends. That's why there is so much drama, because no one goes straight to the source. So don't bitch about me when I do say something.
- far too often are "talking shit" and "saying things in the open" confused with eachother.
if i can think of anything else it'll go here eventually.
talk to me, i like meeting some new people. k bye ♥
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(https://i.imgur.com/wyZ2y.jpg?6274)
She probably has a great sense of humor... Right? Please tell me she does.
I have no idea. I think I'm confused.
I'm sure all her ex-boyfriends have bedsheets stuck in their asses.She probably has a great sense of humor... Right? Please tell me she does.
Or at least can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?
God, I just can't believe that some people would actually be doing better than I am. The nerve.
"Let me tell you just how great it is to be struggling with finances and working a dead end job while people around me are telling me how well they are doing.
From the masses of us who don't have our own home, can't afford a new car, and have bills that continue to pile up cause we were dealt a plate load of responsibilities: go shove it up your ass."
God, I just can't believe that some people would actually be doing better than I am. The nerve.
"Let me tell you just how great it is to be struggling with finances and working a dead end job while people around me are telling me how well they are doing.
From the masses of us who don't have our own home, can't afford a new car, and have bills that continue to pile up cause we were dealt a plate load of responsibilities: go shove it up your ass."
God, I just can't believe that some people would actually be doing better than I am. The nerve.
I have five bucks that says the "dead end job" and "plate load of responsibilities" are all this person's fault anyway. Sure, life shits all over some people. But there are way too many people that love to make themselves the victims of their circumstances when it isn't the case.
So...this person maybe dropped out of school, probably had a child unexpectedly. Probably isn't a hard worker, so the dead-end job only seems like a dead-end job because their work ethic keeps them from ever being up for promotions or significant raises.
Just my two cents. Am I right about any of this?
My intellectual blonde female friend's new status today:
"I love how the church says 'not to judge people' when that is ALL they do. Theyre all a bunch of hypocrits. There is no god, jesus, or anything in my eyes."
A typical DT comment section:
(https://i.imgur.com/sBGqk.jpg)
there's a distinct lack of "dt for indonesia" "we are waiting for you in indonesia, theatre of dreams for indonesia"
Seriously, I was reading through them all, thinking "where the fuck are the come to Indonesia comments?"
I completely agree. I mean, she didn't say it with the eloquence that Hitchens did, but she is on the right track in terms of content.
God, I just can't believe that some people would actually be doing better than I am. The nerve.
On the other hand, there are people who do seem to enjoy boasting. I accepted a Friend request from a guy I knew from high school that I was kinda tight with for a while. As with anyone I re-contact from the old days, I shot him a message asking him what he's been up to. He never answered. Posted a few times on his wall, just saying Hi and that, no replies. But he's on Facebook all the time, asking people to Like his business page; obviously he's using the whole social networking thing to expand his client base, but he could at least keep up the personal end. And from digging around, I know that he now lives in Florida and has his own photography studio.
Every status is "Spent all day at the beach house. Life is good." and "Played tennis this morning, then went sailing." and "Scored a big contract this week. That should pay for my trip to the Bahamas this year." Okay, dude, we get it; you're very successful and life has been good to you. And you're too busy living the good life to actually talk to people who you once considered friends, so... later. I unFriended him. Seemed like a pretty one-way relationship anyway.
"Let me tell you just how great it is to be struggling with finances and working a dead end job while people around me are telling me how well they are doing.
From the masses of us who don't have our own home, can't afford a new car, and have bills that continue to pile up cause we were dealt a plate load of responsibilities: go shove it up your ass."
God, I just can't believe that some people would actually be doing better than I am. The nerve.
I have five bucks that says the "dead end job" and "plate load of responsibilities" are all this person's fault anyway. Sure, life shits all over some people. But there are way too many people that love to make themselves the victims of their circumstances when it isn't the case.
So...this person maybe dropped out of school, probably had a child unexpectedly. Probably isn't a hard worker, so the dead-end job only seems like a dead-end job because their work ethic keeps them from ever being up for promotions or significant raises.
Just my two cents. Am I right about any of this?
So pour ice cold water on it on it then warm it up with the hairdryer ! :facepalm::facepalm: (i'm not even participating in this thread)
were can i get some gas x. Bad farts tonight!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not sure as to whether I'm more turned off by her openly discussing her gas problem or her apparent lack of any sort of indoor voice.
I completely agree. I mean, she didn't say it with the eloquence that Hitchens did, but she is on the right track in terms of content.
I neither want to go to bed, nor do I want to go out. Also I don't want to stay here. I think I just ruled out pretty much all my options.
When a good thing goes bad it's not the end of the world
It's just the end of a world that you had with one girl
And she's the reason it happened, but she's overreacting
And it's all because she don't want things to change
...It's like this guy is me in a parallell universe!
Is that like some horrible, horrible attempt at poetry?QuoteWhen a good thing goes bad it's not the end of the world
It's just the end of a world that you had with one girl
And she's the reason it happened, but she's overreacting
And it's all because she don't want things to change
...It's like this guy is me in a parallell universe!
If youre going to be a friend, then be a friend. Dont pick and choose depending on the mood, the ups and downs or whatever conflicts you may have. Work it out, talk it out, respect the people who have given you their love and time.
Ok. I get it. Im shit. Im a horrible selfish person who cant admit shes wrong. Im a stubborn, ugly bitch and I dont deserve anything. Im sorry.
I just fucking hate myself thats it.
i cant ever catch a break. what a shitty fucking day.
Oye gevalt... :facepalm:
"You tear me open just see what you want from inside"
"I'm broken and I'm lonesome..."
"How can you see into my eyes?"
"Oh, I wish I could say your name in this status, but then you'd know..."
"Is life such a fleeting thing? I have to think..."
All of this in 4 hours.
And he's a guy.
happy valintines day TO ALL THE sluts whores lnley babymomas jailded baby daddys old slut stagitory rapists drugdealers they girlfreds busdowns perverts bums stupide people young moms young gmas adn insecest people and the cheaters and mentally challenged peole here in muskegon ahhhh love aitn it grand
"Overdosing on cold medicine."Happy Valentines Day.
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My (female) cousin:I troll my cousins a lot. Mostly about their use of bad grammar. And spelling. They hate it. It's hilarious.
'One of these days I'll learn how the internet works and people will stop deriving pleasure from my misfortune.'
If she wasn't family, I'd be trolling the fuck outta her.
You'd think being aware of whether someone is alive or not would be a bare minimum prerequisite to be "friends" with someone on Facebook. :|I think you're mistaking "being friends on facebook" with "being best/very close friends on facebook." Most of my friends on facebook are people I know pretty well in high school, grad school, or from a previous job but most of those I don't have phone numbers for. So if one of them died, I could easily miss it.
You'd think being aware of whether someone is alive or not would be a bare minimum prerequisite to be "friends" with someone on Facebook. :|I think you're mistaking "being friends on facebook" with "being best/very close friends on facebook." Most of my friends on facebook are people I know pretty well in high school, grad school, or from a previous job but most of those I don't have phone numbers for. So if one of them died, I could easily miss it.
It's completely hollow on FB, especially in a case like this where it's just out of some sense of FB obligation rather than caring about the person enough to even check that they have a pulse. I don't care if you have 5000 FB friends, but if you're going to give a birthday message, at least try to pretend you care. :lolSo in other words:
It's completely hollow on FB, especially in a case like this where it's just out of some sense of FB obligation rather than caring about the person enough to even check that they have a pulse. I don't care if you have 5000 FB friends, but if you're going to give a birthday message, at least try to pretend you care. :lolSo in other words:
If I get a reminder that it's Sally's birthday and I say "Man, I haven't spoken to her in forever. I should wish her a happy birthday. She was a good friend" it's because I'm not even pretending to care.[/sarcasm]
I wholeheartedly disagree. Giving a birthday message can be out of some obligation rather than caring, but I say it certainly doesn't have to.
Because if they cared at all, they couldn't have missed the most recent wall posts that mentioned the fact he's passed away.I've gotten reminder's of people's birthday then FB gives you a UI for posting a message to their wall without leaving the current page you're on. So it's quite easy to do that post and not see the posts that came at the same time, just so you know.
It's fair to say if someone doesn't even know that someone else is dead when they wish them a happy birthday, they didn't wish them a happy birthday because they cared, but they are merely going through the motions.I disagree that people can't be out of the loop and care.
Having Facebook tell you it's someone's birthday, and clicking it and typing "happy birthday" doesn't prove any level of care, especially as we have established that they didn't even go to their wall to see the obvious messages about someone's death, proving it was nothing more than going through the motions.1) I never claimed that clicking on the link proved anything about how much they care.
When you have 4000+ facebook friends, chances are a lot of these people have never even met, nor called, nor even said "hi" to each other in a PM. It's just padding a number on a list for the sake of networking and self advertising.I'll admit I was looking at it more from the standpoint of this happening in general than to the "4000+ friends" people specifically, especially since it's hard to know where that "cut-off" point is. I mean, I have 456 friends. Sure, it's not in that same league but it's quite a few to me...
happy valintines day TO ALL THE sluts whores lnley babymomas jailded baby daddys old slut stagitory rapists drugdealers they girlfreds busdowns perverts bums stupide people young moms young gmas adn insecest people and the cheaters and mentally challenged peole here in muskegon ahhhh love aitn it grand
Might've been touched on already but a little part of me dies whenever I see a "so-and-so has just been hacked by so-and-so!!! lol!". Someone leaving Facebook open is a stupid mistake, it's not hacking.
Justin Bieber's BELIEVE album is out today FINALLY!! YAY! :D
I havent used facebook for well over a year and it still pisses me off even now because virtually *ANY* online competition involves LIKING THE FACEBOOK PAGE TO ENTERI don't really see how this is Facebook's fault.
:facepalm: FUUUUUUUUUUUU
Whatever happened to emailing the correct answer or some shit ?
F*** FARCEBOOK. :censored
lol. I don't even know what half that shit means, including SMH.
lol. I don't even know what half that shit means, including SMH.
Yeah that one took me awhile too. But it means 'Shaking My Head.'
I don't really see how this is Facebook's fault.
For me, the :| was a combination of doing it in the first place, how badly it was done, and my impression of the type of guy who wears his pants like that and goes around shirtless. But whatever; he probably wouldn't like me, either.
(https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/317917_405313702839320_2046157603_n.jpg)
This is not the pathetic part. The pathetic part is the girl who posted this with the tagline, "This is too cute :)"
MFW: :|
I agree with Orbert.
And I'm also getting tired of the similar block-text-pictures of "IF YOU REMEMBER THESE SIX TV SHOWS YOU GREW UP IN THIS GENERATION AND YOU'RE THE BEST GENERATION."
"Every woman deserves a man who will love her and treat her with respect and..."
...and I couldn't even finish reading it. It wasn't even text; it was one of those pics of block lettering meant to look profound or something, and I'm sorry, but it's just not true.
Let's face it, some women are just bitches and no, they do not deserve a man who will love them and treat them with respect and clean up their messes and buy them a house and pay for their kids and listen to their shit and whatever the hell else it said. Who comes up with this shit, anyway? Probably some woman who has been dumped a few times and honestly thinks she deserves better than that. And maybe she does. Or maybe she's just a whiny bitch.
I agree with Orbert.
And I'm also getting tired of the similar block-text-pictures of "IF YOU REMEMBER THESE SIX TV SHOWS YOU GREW UP IN THIS GENERATION AND YOU'RE THE BEST GENERATION."
Edit: Wow, I came off angry there, didn't I? Oh well, it's just a one-time vent. Sue me.
Im still wondering where the hell did all those like if blahblahblah posts arose from.
Re: 90's kid rant
It's annoying that teenagers are acting like cranky old men. "BACK IN MY DAY, bluh bluh bluh"
I just shit my pants.
Re: 90's kid rant
It's annoying that teenagers are acting like cranky old men. "BACK IN MY DAY, bluh bluh bluh"
:getoffmylawn:
:lol
I agree with Orbert.
And I'm also getting tired of the similar block-text-pictures of "IF YOU REMEMBER THESE SIX TV SHOWS YOU GREW UP IN THIS GENERATION AND YOU'RE THE BEST GENERATION."
That reminds me of those stupid Twitter or Facebook things :
LOL LIKE / RT IF YOU REMEMBER THIS SHOW - YOU WERE A 90's KID LOL
:facepalm: So basically - If you saw this tv show then you were alive when it was shown. Whoop de fucking do.
"Every woman deserves a man who will love her and treat her with respect and..."
...and I couldn't even finish reading it. It wasn't even text; it was one of those pics of block lettering meant to look profound or something, and I'm sorry, but it's just not true.
Let's face it, some women are just bitches and no, they do not deserve a man who will love them and treat them with respect and clean up their messes and buy them a house and pay for their kids and listen to their shit and whatever the hell else it said. Who comes up with this shit, anyway? Probably some woman who has been dumped a few times and honestly thinks she deserves better than that. And maybe she does. Or maybe she's just a whiny bitch.
Twenty-six things a perfect guy would do, and other propaganda disseminated by misguided women.
Someone recently sent me an email titled 26 things a perfect guy would do. I thought "hmm, nobody could possibly send me anything so stupid, it can't possibly be as dumb as it sounds." I stand corrected. The email was just as advertised: a wish list of how women supposedly want men to act, as if men in this country weren't already an episode of Friends away from turning into giant walking vaginas.
I never thought I'd ever read anything that would induce my gag reflex so quickly, and this is after having read the details of an anal prolapse that a friend sent me tonight. Here is the abridged list (because the full list might literally cause you to barf on your keyboard, and frankly, it's not worth reading), followed by my response to each "thing" that a "perfect guy would do:"
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down!
When will women realize that they don't live on the set of a romantic comedy? Unless making you smile involves me playing video games while you cook me a steak, you're in for a disappointment. You don't think guys ever feel "down?" The door swings both ways, bitch.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
What? Why the hell would I want to smell a woman's hair? It smells bad enough with all the sprays and perfume they use. Enough with the conditioners, sprays, and cream already; that shit makes my eyes water. What the hell is conditioner anyway?
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
Translation: bail you out when you fail at life, but never bring it up during conversations.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
This one is inherently stupid because it implies that all guys like to watch "the game." Since I'd rather be shot in the chest with projectile diarrhea than watch "the game," I'll assume the author meant something worthy of watching, such as Ren & Stimpy, in which case you need to put the bitch down if she touches your remote.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
LAME. Who has time for this? Sounds like something out of a herpes commercial where some lady is rock climbing or doing something else which symbolizes her independence, then out of nowhere she blurts out "I HAVE HERPES." The music gets all serious and you hear a voice over "...there is no cure," cue inspirational music "but treatment is available." Then it cuts to a shot of the bitch on a beach and a guy runs up behind her and puts his arms around her. Good job dumbass, you're dating a skank with herpes.
6. Play with your hair.
Again with the hair? Women never play with the hair on my back, why the double standard?
7. His hands always find yours.
This is one of those things women read and say "AWW HOW ROMANTIC." I have news for you: holding hands is stupid. Women don't know the first thing about being romantic. Only lesbians hold hands anyway; allow me to explain. The only time it's acceptable to hold hands with anyone is if you're at a peace vigil. Guys don't go to peace vigils, period. If you do, you have to surrender your balls and get a sex transplant because you're a bitch; in either case, you're a woman, and when two women hold hands it can only lead to one thing as far as I'm concerned.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
Bullshit. When I want something, I yell. If she can't hear me in the kitchen, sometimes I'll threaten beatings if I'm sober.
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
For your boobs maybe. I happen to have the uncanny ability to massage breasts. With my mouth.
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
Let's face it: there are few things in this world more stupid than dancing. Except break dancing, which pirates and lumber jacks would agree is awesome. Other than that, dancing makes me envy cripples.
11. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
See, this is what pisses me off about women: they expect special treatment at their discretion. They want equal rights, equal pay, and equal treatment for everything EXCEPT when it comes to shit like this, then they want you to "react cutely" instead of, say, putting them in a head lock and making them eat ants and/or spiders while you give them carpet burn. Why don't women react "cutely" when men hit them for a change? Oops, I forgot, that's domestic abuse.
12. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
Any guy who would drive five hours just to see a chick for one is an asshole. If every guy drove around for five hours just to spend one with their girlfriend, we'd fill up the air with so much pollution that we'd all choke on the exhaust, get cancer, and then bake under the sun while our lungs rupture and we slowly die from internal bleeding.
13. Stare at you.
You stupid attention seeking whore, just buy the bitch a mirror, because apparently she thinks that you don't have anything better to do than to sit around and stare at her. If women ran the world, we'd still be searching for the wheel.
14. Call for no reason.
Oops, this one belongs on the list of "Twenty-six things women do that piss men off because they need to fill their otherwise vapid lives with something to make them feel like they have a purpose for existing as they eventually realize that they're pissing their youth away on stupid bullshit like fashion trends."
I can't go on, I'm going to go do something less painful like stick my dick in the oven.
I'll assume the author meant something worthy of watching, such as Ren & Stimpy, in which case you need to put the bitch down if she touches your remote.
If she can't hear me in the kitchen, sometimes I'll threaten beatings if I'm sober.
:lol Cow and Chicken. I freakin loved that show.
Completely ridiculously ambiguous yet attention seeking status update #1:
I can't believe the nerve of some people. You messed with the wrong person...
How about both?
I'm registering for the "both" option as well.
Silly humans, when will we learn the only way is C'thulhu?
I'm registering for the "both" option as well.
Silly humans, when will we learn the only way is C'thulhu?
It's a little known fact that in the original Greek, the phrase "offer the other cheek also" actually meant "punch in them in the face." :lol
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Whoa, I guess I should've read that more carefully. I was just thinking it was funny that a screwup involving stupid girl's birthday party resulted in half the country showing up and mass chaos. Death and destruction isn't cool.Well, after all there wasn't death, but there were about 30 wounded (wounded enough to need to go to the hospital). Cars were set on fire or turned over, and many of windows of stores, buses and houses were broken. Luckily, there were a few people who decided to clean the whole town up. A FB page was made "Clean Haren" and they've cleaned all day. The police requested for all the pictures and videos from people there to be able to quickly prosecute those responsible. It was a complete mess. According to the police, there were 500 police officers, including at least 120 riot control police guys.
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Zang!
Whoa, I guess I should've read that more carefully. I was just thinking it was funny that a screwup involving stupid girl's birthday party resulted in half the country showing up and mass chaos. Death and destruction isn't cool.Well, after all there wasn't death, but there were about 30 wounded (wounded enough to need to go to the hospital). Cars were set on fire or turned over, and many of windows of stores, buses and houses were broken. Luckily, there were a few people who decided to clean the whole town up. A FB page was made "Clean Haren" and they've cleaned all day. The police requested for all the pictures and videos from people there to be able to quickly prosecute those responsible. It was a complete mess. According to the police, there were 500 police officers, including at least 120 riot control police guys.
Or you could like, I don't know, delete the event as soon as you noticed there were a few hundred people going...
It was deleted I believe, but some stubborn people had remembered the adress and just made a new event.Or you could like, I don't know, delete the event as soon as you noticed there were a few hundred people going...
While not a bad suggestion in principle, I somehow think that it would have had a limited effect. The masses of people who would show up for the birthday party of some 16-year-old girl that they don't even know, just because of a Facebook invitation, are probably the types who are just looking for a party. Their justification is that they were invited via Facebook. The fact that it was obviously a mistake apparently meant nothing to them. "Hey, I was invited; I'm going!"
Yeah, cause, like, god forbid common sense would prevail..... :\
You're right. But with how easy FB is to use, sharing something only takes 2 seconds.
If someone posts something similar to what was posted above, I defriend them immediately. I've gotten very intolerant over the last year and have gotten rid of over 400 friends.
122 words... 34 of which got abbreviated :lol I can't be all mad though. At least they used the proper form of "their". I can't help but think it takes longer to type that way than if you just spelled things correctly.
DREAMS FTIME45 is the best poster since CrazyBlondeforDT
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Fuckin' hell...I do not miss Facebook in the slightest and unless I'm in this thread, I don't even think about it, but it's shit like this that makes me think maybe I should create a ghost account just to see this shit.Don't do that, you'd completely lose faith in humanity ;D.
Definitely been too much of those in my real-world experiences and one of the big reasons that I don't have Facebook anymore and never will again. I know I'm an asshole and it's asshole-ish to say, but I really could not possibly give any less of a shit about your little alien mini-human. It's ugly. It's always gonna be ugly and there are very, very few occasions in which a (newborn) baby is actually cute.It goes the other way, too. As a parent, I've had people demand I post more pictures of my daughter. :angry:
Definitely been too much of those in my real-world experiences and one of the big reasons that I don't have Facebook anymore and never will again. I know I'm an asshole and it's asshole-ish to say, but I really could not possibly give any less of a shit about your little alien mini-human. It's ugly. It's always gonna be ugly and there are very, very few occasions in which a (newborn) baby is actually cute.
That said, something spectacular happened the other day. I was at work and walked in on an odd conversation that started with "She LIED about the BABY!?" :rollin Apparently this chick was posting pics of herself with an...er...'inflated' belly (I'm guessing she used a prosthetic because it looked completely real and wasn't a pillow or a ball or something..then again it was one pic on a friends tiny phone so...) and slowly gearing up to the actual birth when...she posted a picture of a friends not-so-newborn baby and said friend (OBVIOUSLY FUCKING FACEBOOK IDIOT) found out and the rest is hysterical history. I mean...holy shit...how much more psychotic, dumb, and generally fucked up can you get? Why!? WHY!? Fuckin' hell...I do not miss Facebook in the slightest and unless I'm in this thread, I don't even think about it, but it's shit like this that makes me think maybe I should create a ghost account just to see this shit. Then I remember that it only happens once in a blue moon and the rest is re-posts of idiotic dribble and boyfriend/girlfriend problems.
But man did that make my day.
All social networking feeds are idiotic no matter the content or the person posting them.
All the music and movie news I find out on Twitter first mainly.Agreed. That's the only reason I use Twitter.
Indeed. I subscribe to at least five major science pages and I learn so much each day. However, the other stuff on my newsfeed is quite idiotic some of the time.All social networking feeds are idiotic no matter the content or the person posting them.
The amount of scientific knowledge I gain daily due to following science, astronomy, and technology pages on Facebook is scary. It is certainly not idiotic.
All the music and movie news I find out on Twitter first mainly.Agreed. That's the only reason I use Twitter.
That stuff is just ridiculous.All the music and movie news I find out on Twitter first mainly.Agreed. That's the only reason I use Twitter.
I have *NEVER* used Twitter to lash out and go " FML :angry: " Because I hate reading thru all that shit.
I'm guessing it's the fact that he thinks he has a profound opinion. At least that is the cause for the permanently imprinted palm in my forehead.
The guy with the profound opinion could probably tell you, but I wouldn't trust any guy who claims to be straight yet complains about scantily clad girls on Facebook.
I'm guessing it's the fact that he thinks he has a profound opinion. At least that is the cause for the permanently imprinted palm in my forehead.Basically this. He was being serious too.
Okay, I was making joke, but you're right, it is a serious problem. I have a 15-year-old daughter, and we keep close tabs on what she wears and does, and also what pictures end up on her Facebook. She's a good kid, as are most of her friends, but we're not fooling ourselves. We still keep vigilant.
I bet they would also get overprotective and paranoid if they saw that I have like 200 or more friends I've never met IRL.Fixed it for me.
It's not that I don't trust my mom, it's just that she has a hard time wrapping her head around the concept that things other than schoolwork can be good for my future and my mental health. But seriously, that's how she is.
Plus having to explain why 40-year old creeper's from Canada and San Francisco are "friends" with you.. :lol
Aw hell no you guys are awesome :DIt's not that I don't trust my mom, it's just that she has a hard time wrapping her head around the concept that things other than schoolwork can be good for my future and my mental health. But seriously, that's how she is.
Plus having to explain why 40-year old creeper's from Canada and San Francisco are "friends" with you.. :lol
It's not that I don't trust my mom, it's just that she has a hard time wrapping her head around the concept that things other than schoolwork can be good for my future and my mental health. But seriously, that's how she is.
Plus having to explain why 40-year old creeper's from Canada and San Francisco are "friends" with you.. :lol
It's not that I don't trust my mom, it's just that she has a hard time wrapping her head around the concept that things other than schoolwork can be good for my future and my mental health. But seriously, that's how she is.
Plus having to explain why 40-year old creeper's from Canada and San Francisco are "friends" with you.. :lol
+ Texas :zydar: :lol
This is referring to a guy that just treated her like shit and they broke up... and the lady commenting is her mom... She still lives at her mom's house. Am I the only one that sees something wrong with that kind of communication? You open up and ask your daughter how she is doing on Facebook when she's 8 feet from you down the hall... I just don't understand (nuggetz)
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My wifes Aunt posted this on facebook:
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So I took her advice and de-friended her.
My wifes Aunt posted this on facebook:
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So I took her advice and de-friended her.
It's not that I don't trust my mom, it's just that she has a hard time wrapping her head around the concept that things other than schoolwork can be good for my future and my mental health. But seriously, that's how she is.
Plus having to explain why 40-year old creeper's from Canada and San Francisco are "friends" with you.. :lol
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Haha.
Putting " Oh " at the end of every sentence really pisses me off too.
" Wanted to go out but it's raining oh. "
"No cigs and no porn for 1 month. Feeling great!"What an achievement. And so interesting to read.
It shows a guy in a really dirty room looking at your profile on a really old PC then he looks up your address on Google maps and you see him driving to your location with a picture of you taped to his dashboardShowed him driving to my area with a picture of the Ghostbusters logo taped to his dash. :lol
No cigs? Easy. No porn? FUCK YOU.
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I hate when people use acronyms and you have to work it out because either you've never read that one before or any three words together are made into an acronym. :facepalm:
There's so many of them. I'm sure people just abbreviate the last three words OAS
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I hate when people use acronyms and you have to work it out because either you've never read that one before or any three words together are made into an acronym. :facepalm:
I hate when people use acronyms and you have to work it out because either you've never read that one before or any three words together are made into an acronym. :facepalm:
I hate when people use acronyms and you have to work it out because either you've never read that one before or any three words together are made into an acronym. :facepalm:
I hate when people use acronyms and you have to work it out because either you've never read that one before or any three words together are made into an acronym. :facepalm:
DTF
I hate when people use acronyms and you have to work it out because either you've never read that one before or any three words together are made into an acronym. :facepalm:
This. It's done here a lot, too. As a noob to Dream Theater/prog, it will take me forever to work out all the titles you guys talk about in acronyms. :facepalm:
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Like if you love peanut butter, ignore if you want Betty White to get cancer.
Like if you love peanut butter, ignore if you want Betty White to get cancer.
I've got a friend who posts stupid shit like that all the time. The latest warnings and urban myths and other brainless shit that people with normal IQs could see through in half a second. I've moved him to a special group of people I still like but can't deal with their updates on a regular basis. That list is growing, too. It's so sad.
Is on cloud 9 right now. Comment to get me to say why
I usually don't get pathetic FB statuses firsthand, but this one was a :facepalm:QuoteIs on cloud 9 right now. Comment to get me to say why
Or you could not be an attention seeker, and just tell us. That's the whole point of making a post. Are we supposed to care so much about your life that holding your comment hostage for the ransom payment of attention is good motivation? If people care, they'll comment or like it.
I have a number of friends -- and they really are friends, people I've known for years -- who I've removed from my Newsfeed. It's just easier that way. I don't see their stupid crap, I don't end up wondering why I'm still friends with them. I used to delete people like that, but blocking them works just as well, so whatever.
Exactly. Mostly, it's political stuff. I have a friend whose political leanings are pretty much the opposite of mine, and when we're together, we avoid political talk. But on Facebook, he's always posting the latest crap that his side has fed him, and I just get sick of it. Then there's these female friends that are always posting about lost dogs and Amber alerts and even stupid urban legends. Bleah. I love how easy it is to just remove them from the Newsfeed.Yeah, my mom posts a lot of that urban legends stuff and like 4 respect stuff :lol But it's all good, I post a lot of music that I'm listening to, so there has to be a counterbalance somewhere.
I have a number of friends -- and they really are friends, people I've known for years -- who I've removed from my Newsfeed. It's just easier that way. I don't see their stupid crap, I don't end up wondering why I'm still friends with them. I used to delete people like that, but blocking them works just as well, so whatever.Yeah, I had to take my cousin's (whom I'm actually really close with) posts off my news feed. She shares about 30 incredibly dumb posts a day and it's incredibly annoying.
Edit: Holy crap, I just realized that I posted basically the same thing two months ago. Some things never change.
There is a special hell for people that post Bitstrips.
There is a special hell for people that post Bitstrips.
I had a couple of music friends who posted really entertaining ones using injokes, but for the most part they're awful.
There is a special hell for people that post Bitstrips.
I must be going to hell then. :lol
There is a special hell for people that post Bitstrips.
The Giraffe....The Giraffe.....Funny now how it turned into a conspiracy thing now.
I find it funny people are actually changing their pictures. I'd just say, no. You can't force me to change my pic.
The Giraffe....The Giraffe.....Funny now how it turned into a conspiracy thing now.
I find it funny people are actually changing their pictures. I'd just say, no. You can't force me to change my pic.
Rise up, be counted. Stand strong and unite...
Every time I log into Facebook anymore I have to fight the urge to just delete my account.
I enjoy it because it allows me to easily keep in touch with people that I normally would not. But I've just seen enough bullshit to last the rest of my life.
I guess I don't understand the whole giraffe thing. In the past two days, I've had two different Facebook friends change their Profile Pics to giraffes. Cartoon giraffes. What up wit dat?I believe there is some "riddle" people are posting which says that if you get it wrong you have to change your profile picture to a giraffe of some sort. I didn't think many people would actually be doing it though.
I guess I don't understand the whole giraffe thing. In the past two days, I've had two different Facebook friends change their Profile Pics to giraffes. Cartoon giraffes. What up wit dat?
Every time I log into Facebook anymore I have to fight the urge to just delete my account.
I enjoy it because it allows me to easily keep in touch with people that I normally would not. But I've just seen enough bullshit to last the rest of my life.
Wow. Did you just reach into my brain to post that? :hifive:
Nope, just less annoying. :lol :P
This is the first I've heard of any giraffe on FB, and I use it all the time.
This is the first I've heard of any giraffe on FB, and I use it all the time.
You use the giraffe all the time? What for?
Well, earlier, she'd posted “I have an addiction… Can u guess to what?”
I commented “Ambiguous status updates? : )”
Well, earlier, she'd posted “I have an addiction… Can u guess to what?”
I commented “Ambiguous status updates? : )”
I have an addiction... Can you guess to what?
Oh god it''s spreading
Quote from Prog Snob on FB:QuoteI have an addiction... Can you guess to what?
" what is you're dream's ? "
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So I bought all these cute tiny bikinis except none of them can actually hold my boobs >:(
Listen. I have never been the "check my boobs and ass" person and I'm not starting now haha