Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread. (Read 306302 times)

alirocker08 · « **Reply #2940 on:** August 28, 2011, 10:59:53 AM »

Quote from: olliemedsy on August 28, 2011, 08:39:33 AM

ive been noticing a common trend recently, when something arkward happens to someone they will always type something which really pisses me off. for example, if someone shat their pants infront of everyone at the beach, they will put a status like :"the arkward moment you shit yourself in front of everyone at the beach. or if they got their dick stuck in the door: "the arkward moment you get your dick stuck in the door"

The awkward moment when you make a post about awkward statuses and you misspell awkward

olliemedsy · « **Reply #2941 on:** August 28, 2011, 11:47:40 AM »

Quote from: alirocker08 on August 28, 2011, 10:59:53 AM

Quote from: olliemedsy on August 28, 2011, 08:39:33 AM
ive been noticing a common trend recently, when something arkward happens to someone they will always type something which really pisses me off. for example, if someone shat their pants infront of everyone at the beach, they will put a status like :"the arkward moment you shit yourself in front of everyone at the beach. or if they got their dick stuck in the door: "the arkward moment you get your dick stuck in the door"
The awkward moment when you make a post about awkward statuses and you misspell awkward

The awkward moment when you forget to put a full stop/period at the end of your sentence.

alirocker08 · « **Reply #2942 on:** August 28, 2011, 12:14:31 PM »

Quote from: olliemedsy on August 28, 2011, 11:47:40 AM

Quote from: alirocker08 on August 28, 2011, 10:59:53 AM
Quote from: olliemedsy on August 28, 2011, 08:39:33 AM
ive been noticing a common trend recently, when something arkward happens to someone they will always type something which really pisses me off. for example, if someone shat their pants infront of everyone at the beach, they will put a status like :"the arkward moment you shit yourself in front of everyone at the beach. or if they got their dick stuck in the door: "the arkward moment you get your dick stuck in the door"
The awkward moment when you make a post about awkward statuses and you misspell awkward

The awkward moment when you forget to put a full stop/period at the end of your sentence.

The awkward moment when there is no awkward moment.

Gadough · « **Reply #2943 on:** August 28, 2011, 12:45:34 PM »

The awkward moment when ollie doesn't realize an emoticon can function in place of a period

alirocker08 · « **Reply #2944 on:** August 28, 2011, 12:49:48 PM »

The awkward moment when someone posts a status about how people complain when she doesn't spell things right, whilst spelling 'fucking' wrong.

BanksD · « **Reply #2945 on:** August 28, 2011, 01:47:14 PM »

The Awkward moment when DTF

lonestar · « **Reply #2946 on:** August 28, 2011, 02:06:26 PM »

The awkward moment when the combo is broken.....aw fuck.

olliemedsy · « **Reply #2947 on:** August 28, 2011, 02:29:53 PM »

The awkward moment when Adrenaline Mob change their name to Dream Theater.

alirocker08 · « **Reply #2948 on:** August 28, 2011, 02:39:34 PM »

The awkward moment when the awkward moment.

Silver Tears · « **Reply #2949 on:** August 28, 2011, 02:41:47 PM »

The awkward moment when you stop in the mid

Sigz · « **Reply #2950 on:** August 28, 2011, 02:55:36 PM »

The awkward moment when Tahlia kills the thread.

Silver Tears · « **Reply #2951 on:** August 28, 2011, 02:56:14 PM »

The awkward moment when I slap Ian.

LieLowTheWantedMan · « **Reply #2952 on:** August 28, 2011, 02:58:38 PM »

The awesome moment when I break the combo.

Sigz · « **Reply #2953 on:** August 28, 2011, 02:59:09 PM »

The awkward moment when Tahlia looked like a lobster.

edit: FUUUU

Silver Tears · « **Reply #2954 on:** August 28, 2011, 02:59:55 PM »

LieLowTheWantedMan · « **Reply #2955 on:** August 31, 2011, 05:22:20 PM »

Not a status, but this kid I know has a total of 10 profiles. And he's added me on like 6 or 7 of them. Seriously, WTF

Orbert · « **Reply #2956 on:** August 31, 2011, 05:31:58 PM »

Admit it, you wanted him to do it so it would look like you have more friends.

Var · « **Reply #2957 on:** September 02, 2011, 11:14:36 AM »

"Kid in my math class was drawing dicks on his calculator......"

"at least he wasnt drawing calculators on his dick"

Gadough · « **Reply #2958 on:** September 02, 2011, 11:57:06 AM »

He makes a good point.

MetalManiac666 · « **Reply #2959 on:** September 02, 2011, 01:25:19 PM »

Quote from: Gadough on September 02, 2011, 11:57:06 AM

He makes a good point.

True Death of Life · « **Reply #2960 on:** September 02, 2011, 03:30:49 PM »

Just saw this one:

Quote

You really are part of the problem

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #2961 on:** September 02, 2011, 03:31:50 PM »

Who is this "you", and what is the "problem" they are "part of"?

Gadough · « **Reply #2962 on:** September 04, 2011, 02:01:44 AM »

"say iphone 3 times post it on 3 evants and look under yo pillow"

Are you fucking serious.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #2963 on:** September 04, 2011, 06:20:36 AM »

Quote from: Gadough on September 04, 2011, 02:01:44 AM

"say iphone 3 times post it on 3 evants and look under yo pillow"

Are you fucking serious.

OH FOR GOODNESS SAKE !!!

It didn't work

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #2964 on:** September 05, 2011, 03:04:19 AM »

At the moment, there's rain and a thunderstorm in my town, and most everyone is making "OMG! Lightning!" statuses on FB. I mean, I understand that CA, particularly the south, doesn't get much rain, but this is just ridiculous.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #2965 on:** September 05, 2011, 03:52:18 AM »

Quote from: MasterShakezula on September 05, 2011, 03:04:19 AM

At the moment, there's rain and a thunderstorm in my town, and most everyone is making "OMG! Lightning!" statuses on FB. I mean, I understand that CA, particularly the south, doesn't get much rain, but this is just ridiculous.

Coming from the guy who just said in the chat thread he was going to stay up to keep guard.

alirocker08 · « **Reply #2966 on:** September 05, 2011, 06:53:08 AM »

You wear fucking stupidly tight trousers and shit £5 pumps, with some no make t-shirts. Overall cost of the outfit £30. You wear original trainers, £70 jeans and a fucking lyle and scott polo. Overal cost of the outfit £180 yet who pulls the birds? The twats. You look a cunt and get the best birds you dress well and get nothing. Rant over. Baso.

...Maybe all the good looking girl's aren't into 'casuals', I don't generally go for guys depending on what they're wearing, but I'd rather a guy look good in cheap clothes than have to resort to spending £180 on one outfit. Twats.

Gorille85 · « **Reply #2967 on:** September 05, 2011, 08:46:14 AM »

Yeah what an idiot.

Gadough · « **Reply #2968 on:** September 05, 2011, 05:57:30 PM »

"The chances of me loaning you money lol!!!!

White Girls 90%, Black Girls 5%, White Guys 2%, Black Guys 1%"

So I asked the most logical question...what about the other 2%? Awaiting response.

blackngold29 · « **Reply #2969 on:** September 06, 2011, 02:43:50 PM »

Fuzzboy · « **Reply #2970 on:** September 06, 2011, 02:45:54 PM »

Gadough · « **Reply #2971 on:** September 06, 2011, 03:16:04 PM »

That's great.

obscure · « **Reply #2972 on:** September 06, 2011, 04:27:07 PM »

ha ha good one

SPNKr · « **Reply #2973 on:** September 06, 2011, 11:36:21 PM »

oh my god that was excellent

zxlkho · « **Reply #2974 on:** September 07, 2011, 10:11:28 PM »

Quote from: Chino on August 25, 2011, 09:52:22 AM

I've seen this one at least ten times in the last few days.

"NYPD FDNY AND EMS OFFICERS WERE NOT INVITED TO THE TENTH ANNIVERSARY CEREMONY OF 9/11... MAYOR BLOOMBERG CLAIMS THERE IS NO ROOM FOR THEM... 10 YEARS AGO, THEY WEREN'T INVITED BUT THEY SHOWED UP!!! REPOST IF YOU AGREE THEY SHOULD BE THERE"

Just found another one of these:

Due to "lack of room", NYC Police Officers, Port Authority Police Officers and FDNY Firefighters are not "invited" to the 10th anniversary of 9/11 at Ground Zero. Funny - they weren't invited on that day in 2001, either - they just "showed up" and became our heroes. Please re-post if you think they belong MORE than the politicians who are invited

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Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread. (Read 306302 times)