Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread. (Read 306536 times)

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #2765 on:** July 23, 2011, 01:41:17 AM »

So wat this is?

lateralus88 · « **Reply #2766 on:** July 23, 2011, 01:42:56 AM »

Fuck yes pirate language. As to what is going on...I have no clue. But the way they all talk is glorious.

Gadough · « **Reply #2767 on:** July 23, 2011, 01:43:37 AM »

I just changed mine to pirate. Holy shit this is so awesome.

lateralus88 · « **Reply #2768 on:** July 23, 2011, 01:46:08 AM »

It is nothing but amazing. I've had mine set to pirate for almost as long as I have had my facebook account.

tri.ad · « **Reply #2769 on:** July 23, 2011, 01:48:22 AM »

Meh about the pirate language. And a big WTF towards the news feed. I have no clue what they are on about.

lateralus88 · « **Reply #2770 on:** July 23, 2011, 01:59:02 AM »

Neither do I.

Global Laziness · « **Reply #2771 on:** July 24, 2011, 09:34:45 PM »

I hate seeing Facebook in joke languages, I just find it stupid.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #2772 on:** July 25, 2011, 12:38:14 PM »

Quote from: Global Laziness on July 24, 2011, 09:34:45 PM

I hate seeing Facebook in joke languages, I just find it stupid.

Yeah. Pirate. Klingon. Welsh.

Stupid joke languages.

lonestar · « **Reply #2773 on:** July 25, 2011, 01:37:27 PM »

Lol welsh. Just joined facebook, DTF is still more fun, just saying.

Ultimetalhead · « **Reply #2774 on:** July 25, 2011, 02:36:02 PM »

I've been using l33t speak on Facebook. It's pretty hilarious. I think the pirate one might still be better.

SPNKr · « **Reply #2775 on:** July 25, 2011, 07:01:58 PM »

High skool is nothing but a bunch of dump shits trying to prove how there better then every 1 else

umm, wow...

Phantasmatron · « **Reply #2776 on:** July 26, 2011, 03:51:01 AM »

Quote from: SPNKr on July 25, 2011, 07:01:58 PM

High skool is nothing but a bunch of dump shits trying to prove how there better then every 1 else

umm, wow...

Clearly you do not need an English degree to demonstrate your superiority over your peers.

lordxizor · « **Reply #2777 on:** July 26, 2011, 12:04:29 PM »

My wife's cousin's girlfriend (not sure why I friended her in the first place) always posts run on sentences like "had a great weekend saw my honey had a blast with Judy..." and always ends her posts with "yay". Every single freaking one. I feel like just responding "yay" to every one until she figures it out and stops.

Horatio · « **Reply #2778 on:** July 26, 2011, 01:11:45 PM »

Just logged on, saw "Ah giraffe would choke on this D*** if it tried to deep throat" in Top News and "HAHAHAHAHA NIGGAS JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WIT LUDACRIS & HIS BROTHA JAY -_- #winning" in Most Recent, then closed tab.

Gadough · « **Reply #2779 on:** July 26, 2011, 01:16:39 PM »

Quote from: lordxizor on July 26, 2011, 12:04:29 PM

My wife's cousin's girlfriend (not sure why I friended her in the first place) always posts run on sentences like "had a great weekend saw my honey had a blast with Judy..." and always ends her posts with "yay". Every single freaking one. I feel like just responding "yay" to every one until she figures it out and stops.

That's not as baddddd as girls who enddddd words with multiples of the lastttttt consanttttttt for no reasonnnnnnn.

Gadough · « **Reply #2780 on:** July 26, 2011, 02:53:39 PM »

"Only n ruston will u c a girl drop her BOYFRIEND off at da nail shop smh!!!!"

lol

Firetruck · « **Reply #2781 on:** July 27, 2011, 11:27:20 PM »

Quote from: Gadough on July 26, 2011, 01:16:39 PM

Quote from: lordxizor on July 26, 2011, 12:04:29 PM
My wife's cousin's girlfriend (not sure why I friended her in the first place) always posts run on sentences like "had a great weekend saw my honey had a blast with Judy..." and always ends her posts with "yay". Every single freaking one. I feel like just responding "yay" to every one until she figures it out and stops.

That's not as baddddd as girls who enddddd words with multiples of the lastttttt consanttttttt for no reasonnnnnnn.

"Another storm? Reallyy? I think the world is seriously endinggg:/"

How about ones who say retarded shit and endddd their wordsss withhh extraaa consonantsssssssss?

Gadough · « **Reply #2782 on:** July 28, 2011, 12:20:37 AM »

Well, that often goes hand in handdddddd.

chknptpie · « **Reply #2783 on:** July 28, 2011, 06:15:07 PM »

"some ppl r just down rite dumb..."

alirocker08 · « **Reply #2784 on:** July 28, 2011, 06:35:55 PM »

Statuses saying that you love your Mum or 'Significant other'

I should very much hope that you love your mother, and you've been going out with that lad for 3 weeks.

What is love.

Baby don't hurt me.

Don't hurt me.

No more.

chknptpie · « **Reply #2785 on:** July 29, 2011, 09:04:37 AM »

These are from 3 different people all last night...

I appear to be having my sleeping problem up here as well. I hoped the mountain air would knock me out.

Time to get some sleep. I know tomorrow is going to be worse!

can't sleep. I know big shocker

Got woke up from someone i texted 4 hours ago. Sweet! At least she responded!

fml. going to try and finally get some sleep. sun coming up is a good indicator. lol

Going to try to sleep a little longer. Wish me luck!

Do people really think I care about their sleep habits?

Gadough · « **Reply #2786 on:** July 30, 2011, 01:05:44 AM »

"Stupid Obama, I don't want to hear whatever u have to say!! Shut up and let the Bachelorette come back on!!"

*6 airheads like this

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #2787 on:** July 30, 2011, 01:09:29 AM »

Clearly, Gadough, there must be some sort of correlation between possession of the XX chromosome and impatience with the Prez.

I guess the female majority is a lot larger than the census has stated.

ACID_FOX · « **Reply #2788 on:** July 30, 2011, 02:49:56 AM »

Fuck you guys, I'm Welsh.

And I cry everyday.

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #2789 on:** July 30, 2011, 02:51:22 AM »

Um, why do you cry every day?

ACID_FOX · « **Reply #2790 on:** July 30, 2011, 02:53:46 AM »

I don't really, IT WAS ALL A RUSE.

I'm not a big fan of being Welsh that's all

Sigz · « **Reply #2791 on:** July 30, 2011, 03:16:10 AM »

Quote from: MasterShakezula on July 30, 2011, 02:51:22 AM

Um, why do you cry every day?

Clearly his sheep hasn't been fulfilling his needs lately.

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #2792 on:** July 30, 2011, 03:19:53 AM »

Pro tip: potential sexual partners, especially sheep, are a lot less mobile when in bondage.

ACID_FOX · « **Reply #2793 on:** July 30, 2011, 03:19:58 AM »

Just used a translating programme to change some stuff into Welsh.

Fuck, it really is a stupid language, it just looks like random letters.

I only remember a few phrases from Primary School, shame.

Jarlaxle · « **Reply #2794 on:** August 01, 2011, 12:12:57 AM »

We're like fire and gasoline
I'm no good for you, you're no good for me, we only bring each other tears and sorrow.

wtf how does that correlate with fire and gasoline?

Fuzzboy · « **Reply #2795 on:** August 01, 2011, 11:39:43 AM »

"ugh, been tryin to quit smoking, it's pretty hard blah blah"

followed by responses of:

"JUST SMOKE SOME HERB BRAH, IT'S BETTER FOR U" (17 retards like this)
"u want som green shit insted?" (10 morons like this)

ect, ect

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #2796 on:** August 01, 2011, 11:47:53 AM »

Well, shit. Sounds like those stoners are sounding a bit militant, there. Almost like Nancy Reagan.

Fuzzboy · « **Reply #2797 on:** August 01, 2011, 12:02:23 PM »

Ya know, my problem with those people is that... it's like they want EVERYONE to know they smoke. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, PLEASE STOP WRITING "420 IS ERRDAY FOR ME HARRR HURR DURR" ON YOUR WALL EVERYDAY, I KNOW YOU SMOKE BECAUSE WE SMOKED A JOINT ONCE AND YOU TURNED INTO A FUCKING IDIOT GODDAMNIT I HATE YOU

/rant

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #2798 on:** August 01, 2011, 12:04:50 PM »

I can totally feel ya. I don't have a problem with people toking. I do have a problem with tokers trying to make me.

Jarlaxle · « **Reply #2799 on:** August 01, 2011, 12:11:33 PM »

Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 01, 2011, 12:04:50 PM

I can totally feel ya. I don't have a problem with people toking. I do have a problem with tokers trying to make me.

This.

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