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Lonestar, speaking wise.
Listen to Lonestar and trust him.
Jesus Christ himself* comes down amidst a choir of 2 billion angels singing Handel's Hallelujah chorus. As KrotchRaut shred randomly on guitars made of dragon bones using picks made from God's kidney stones, Jesus heals a blind woman who promptly gives birth onstage to a creation of pure light.*Yes, Jesus Christ himself. Nothing less will do.
Yesterday I hate a bacon sandwich. But I replaced the bread by bacon. AND I ADDED AN EXTRA BACON !1!!11
Yesterday I ate a bacon sandwich. But I replaced the bread by bacon. AND I ADDED AN EXTRA BACON !1!!11
Joe and I in the same squad is basically the virtual equivalent of us plowing a rape van through an elementary school playground at recess.
Bacon Explosion, the most baconated food short of concentrated bacon.https://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/
I felt its length in quite a few places.
The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
DTF: Now with 30% more bacon.
I generally rank bacon as the world's second greatest food. It's a tough call though, and I wouldn't question anybody that said it's the greatest.
Yup. Tick is dead on. She's not your type. Move on. Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi
Just be careful when making it.
The fact that the Jim Gaffigan bit hasn't been mentioned yet makes me a sad panda.
Cole: "Ow I just got hit in the balls"Me: "How?"Cole: "Well you know when you try to scratch your balls, and you scratch too hard?
I'll admit sometimes I want to listen to Dragonforce.
I should note that the bacon jam I made tonight that inspired this thread of yumminess also contained chicken and veal stock. That's right, three animals had to die so I could make this epic fucking sauce. UP YOURS PETA!!!!
As frequently happens, Super Dude nailed it.
I do not like bacon. Too smoky flavored. I don't like smoky flavored stuff.
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.
I have baconsalt at my flat
Flying the flag for loving pigs whole and alive! (no not in that way you sick bastards.)
Oh shit, you're right!rumborak
I wonder if there is a way to make, well for lack of a better word....bacon hashish. You know...to make cooked down, concentrated, and more potent form of bacon.
Quote from: eric42434224 on October 13, 2009, 10:30:34 AMI wonder if there is a way to make, well for lack of a better word....bacon hashish. You know...to make cooked down, concentrated, and more potent form of bacon.take a pound of bacon, and slowly it in pork stock..After about three hours, strain it and cook it down to almost nothing. Put remaining jus in the fridge, and the next day you will have half a cup of bacon gelatin, otherwise known as bacon crack.(haven't tried it, but sounds tempting)
Quote from: eric42434224 on October 13, 2009, 10:30:34 AMI wonder if there is a way to make, well for lack of a better word....bacon hashish. You know...to make cooked down, concentrated, and more potent form of bacon.take a pound of bacon, and slowly cook it in pork stock..After about three hours, strain it and cook it down to almost nothing. Put remaining jus in the fridge, and the next day you will have half a cup of bacon gelatin, otherwise known as bacon crack.(haven't tried it, but sounds tempting)