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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #105 on: October 25, 2009, 09:01:26 PM »
More than two words. :lol
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #106 on: October 25, 2009, 09:30:04 PM »
Tonight I ate a bacon pizza!!
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #107 on: October 26, 2009, 10:45:04 AM »
Made some black bean and BACON soup last night.  Awesome.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #108 on: October 26, 2009, 10:50:12 AM »
Made some black bean and BACON soup last night.  Awesome.

Oh.....that sounds tasty.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #109 on: October 26, 2009, 10:55:25 AM »
So does DTF like it's bacon crispy or chewy? Sorry if this has been asked, I skipped a few posts.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #110 on: October 26, 2009, 10:58:32 AM »
Made some black bean and BACON soup last night.  Awesome.

Oh.....that sounds tasty.

Click here for the recipe I used.  I used a little more bacon than it calls for, but I was also using bacon that comes in shorter strips.  It calls for a lot of cilantro, so unless you really like cilantro, I'd back it off some.  Otherwise, it's awesome.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #111 on: October 26, 2009, 02:32:42 PM »
Made some black bean and BACON soup last night.  Awesome.

Oh.....that sounds tasty.

Click here for the recipe I used.  I used a little more bacon than it calls for, but I was also using bacon that comes in shorter strips.  It calls for a lot of cilantro, so unless you really like cilantro, I'd back it off some.  Otherwise, it's awesome.
Very similar to my recipe, except mine is kicked up with a couple jalapenos, and is pureed and strained to give it a silky texture.  I could eat the shit all day.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #112 on: October 26, 2009, 03:43:05 PM »
Mmmmm, very nice.  I'll have to send you my "Bastard Mulligatawny" recipe (I scoured the net for several recipes and pulled together my favorite parts to formulate my own personal recipe) and see what you think.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #113 on: October 26, 2009, 03:57:25 PM »
For tonights special, I managed to combine two DTF threads, making a warm brussel sprout salad with bacon and mushrooms.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #114 on: October 26, 2009, 04:21:22 PM »
So does DTF like it's bacon crispy or chewy? Sorry if this has been asked, I skipped a few posts.

I like mine as crispy as it can get without losing a little bit of chewyness inside. But I usually screw up, and I'd rather have less crispyness than no chewyness.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #115 on: October 26, 2009, 04:25:20 PM »
So does DTF like it's bacon crispy or chewy? Sorry if this has been asked, I skipped a few posts.

Chewy if with breakfast, crunchy if on a sandwich.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #116 on: October 26, 2009, 04:29:20 PM »
So does DTF like it's bacon crispy or chewy? Sorry if this has been asked, I skipped a few posts.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #117 on: October 26, 2009, 04:30:32 PM »
So does DTF like it's bacon crispy or chewy? Sorry if this has been asked, I skipped a few posts.
On the done side, but not overly crunchy.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #118 on: October 26, 2009, 05:44:25 PM »
So does DTF like it's bacon crispy or chewy? Sorry if this has been asked, I skipped a few posts.

Chewy if with breakfast, crunchy if on a sandwich.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #119 on: October 27, 2009, 08:55:05 AM »
So does DTF like it's bacon crispy or chewy? Sorry if this has been asked, I skipped a few posts.

Chewy if with breakfast, crunchy if on a sandwich.

Yeah.
With eggs or the like, chewy, but in a BLT crunchy for sure.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #120 on: October 27, 2009, 12:12:16 PM »
So does DTF like it's bacon crispy or chewy? Sorry if this has been asked, I skipped a few posts.
These answers say a lot about food.  Eating is one of the only actions that involve almost all the senses(exclude hearing with the exception of Rice Crispies).  Texture in food controls a lot about how much someone enjoys a dish, and different textures in different situations of the same food is an indicator of this.
Chewy if with breakfast, crunchy if on a sandwich.

Yeah.
With eggs or the like, chewy, but in a BLT crunchy for sure.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #121 on: November 07, 2009, 10:58:12 AM »
Me and my friends just made the most amazing food ever.
We weaved several strips of bacon together to form a plate of bacon.
Then we covered the whole thing with cheese.
After that we put several slices of salami on top, and to finish the dish we added a fried egg.
The whole thing then went to the oven.

I could feel my arteries crying for help just because of the smell.  :biggrin:
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #122 on: November 07, 2009, 11:03:39 AM »
My favorite salad:

"I'll have the salad, but instead of lettuce, bacon, and instead of vegetables, bacon, and instead of croutons, bacon."
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #123 on: November 07, 2009, 11:16:56 AM »
Bacon kicks ass. Especially super crispy bacon.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #124 on: November 07, 2009, 12:35:29 PM »
So I wonder if anyone that posts in this thread also posts in the biggest loser thread? :lol

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #125 on: November 07, 2009, 01:12:40 PM »
So I wonder if anyone that posts in this thread also posts in the biggest loser thread? :lol
Probably none. If you eat bacon, you're not a loser. :neverusethis:
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #126 on: November 08, 2009, 09:57:31 AM »
So I wonder if anyone that posts in this thread also posts in the biggest loser thread? :lol
Probably none. If you eat bacon, you're not a loser. :neverusethis:

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #127 on: November 11, 2009, 08:39:17 PM »
Tactical Bacon!

https://cmmginc.secure-mall.com/shop/?cart=1996048&cat=1&itemid=1325&

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #128 on: November 12, 2009, 05:58:26 AM »
I have to say that I usually only like bacon on its own or a loaded potato
But #1 in my book is scallops wrapped in bacon  :tup

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #129 on: November 12, 2009, 10:39:27 AM »
Tactical Bacon!

https://cmmginc.secure-mall.com/shop/?cart=1996048&cat=1&itemid=1325&

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Awesome, but.....no.

Bacon is fresh or not at all for me.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #130 on: November 12, 2009, 01:53:30 PM »
Tactical Bacon!

https://cmmginc.secure-mall.com/shop/?cart=1996048&cat=1&itemid=1325&

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #131 on: November 12, 2009, 02:09:32 PM »
My dinner last nigh: BACON PIZZA!!!!
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #132 on: November 12, 2009, 02:14:50 PM »
My dinner last nigh: BACON PIZZA!!!!

BLT for lunch yesterday.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #133 on: November 12, 2009, 02:29:11 PM »
Everytime I make a sandwich at work now, I add bacon to it. Regardless of what type of sandwich im making.

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« Reply #134 on: November 12, 2009, 02:34:55 PM »
Everytime I make a sandwich at work now, I add bacon to it. Regardless of what type of sandwich im making.

Oh of course. Tried the BELT yet?
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« Reply #135 on: November 13, 2009, 04:17:34 AM »
Everytime I make a sandwich at work now, I add bacon to it. Regardless of what type of sandwich im making.
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« Reply #136 on: November 13, 2009, 03:25:15 PM »

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #137 on: November 13, 2009, 03:33:31 PM »
This thread made me think of this vid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRGz9xSP_SA



original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T_obaO46Bo&feature=fvw
Oh my fucking god LOL.  I have never been prouder of the youth of our nation in my life.

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« Reply #138 on: November 13, 2009, 03:50:10 PM »
Ok, no.
The videos are funny and all, but if my kid/a kid talked to me that way, I would be furious.
Way to stand up for your bacon rights, but I'm horrified.

On a lighter note: Bacon is good for me
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #139 on: November 14, 2009, 07:15:26 PM »
I think in our love for bacon we are overlooking the great by-product of bacon...

BACON DRIPPINGS!!

You can do so much with this stuff.  It makes a great dressing for spinach salad, makes whatever you cook in it better (read: eggs), and probably makes lots of other awesome things that are escaping my mind now, but I'm sure Lone Star wouldn't mind reminding us of what we can do with this culinary liquid gold.