Y'all are cracking me up! Thanks for that.
This one though, considering the spelling, fuels my imagination and I've been chuckling at it since yesterday.
Feetus.
I can just imagine Tim climbing under cold winter covers and having the lovely Mrs. TAC playing footsie with him to help warm up the bed, only to have Tim whisper lamely, "Thanks my lovely little feet... us?"
You're up, Tim.