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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2100 on: December 23, 2022, 05:12:41 PM »
Quote from: Cool Chris on December 23, 2022, 02:23:26 PM
Quote from: jingle.boy on December 23, 2022, 01:59:12 PM
You're up, Victor.

Quote from: Vmadera00 on December 23, 2022, 09:39:41 AM
Excellent procrastination skills.

Don't take too long :neverusethis2:

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In the spirit of the holidays: Ways to tell a 6 year old Santa is not real.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2101 on: December 23, 2022, 05:16:08 PM »
Santa went out to get a gallon of milk and the bastard never came back.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2102 on: December 23, 2022, 05:56:05 PM »
Stop being a gullible dipshit, it’s not like you’re five anymore for chrissake.  ::) or maybe that’s just me
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2103 on: December 23, 2022, 06:02:06 PM »
Have the kid poison the milk, then when he wakes up to a dead father, he'll know the whole "Santa" thing is a crock of shit.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2104 on: December 23, 2022, 06:23:50 PM »
Remember that time you walked in and saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus? After you left I showed her my North Pole.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2105 on: December 23, 2022, 07:39:42 PM »
... and there ain'r no reindeer either.  Grandma just flat out got run over.

The mill's closed, and not only do I have to sell you for scientific experiments, but Santa (like meteorology) is a hoax.

Kid, remember that broken leg I had last year? It's cuz I fell off the roof planting fake footprints up there.

Santa got Type-2 diabetes sometime back in the '40s.  Us parents have been doing all the gift giving since then.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2106 on: December 24, 2022, 07:31:32 PM »
Picking a winner since I won't be around next few days.

Some good ones but this one made me laugh  :) You're up!

Quote from: Cool Chris on December 23, 2022, 06:23:50 PM
Remember that time you walked in and saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus? After you left I showed her my North Pole.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2107 on: December 24, 2022, 08:08:04 PM »
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I'll give this one 48 hours as tomorrow is Christmas.

If you drew the person you hated at your workplace the most in the company Secret Santa, and could give them anything without fear of being fired, what would it be?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2108 on: December 24, 2022, 08:09:31 PM »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2109 on: December 24, 2022, 08:25:52 PM »
Ex Lax laced coffee

Severe Urinary Tract infection

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2110 on: December 24, 2022, 08:51:01 PM »
A job application to Arby’s and a Pep Boys coupon for blinker fluid.

A one-way plane ticket to Kiev.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2111 on: December 24, 2022, 09:12:01 PM »
Pirated copies of Gigli and Little Nicky labeled on DVD-Rs as Saving Private Ryan and The Shawshank Redemption

A box of suppositories with a card saying, “A little help to pull your head out of your ass.”
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2112 on: December 24, 2022, 09:30:42 PM »
Chlamydia
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2113 on: December 25, 2022, 05:22:42 AM »
A tiny record player, and a box of tissues.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2114 on: December 25, 2022, 12:03:12 PM »
Heartburn and Insomnia
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2115 on: December 25, 2022, 02:14:17 PM »
Cameo by Kanye

Dim Sum lunch with "your choice of Kardashian"

Any Haken CD
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2116 on: December 25, 2022, 03:19:56 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2117 on: December 25, 2022, 03:21:34 PM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on December 25, 2022, 03:19:56 PM
Quote from: jingle.boy on December 25, 2022, 02:14:17 PM
Any Haken CD

Dang…….shots fired!

This is definitely leader heading in to the back 9.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2118 on: December 25, 2022, 05:15:52 PM »
Gift card for a funeral home.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2119 on: December 27, 2022, 10:09:05 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2120 on: December 27, 2022, 10:24:31 PM »
Quote from: Cool Chris on December 25, 2022, 03:21:34 PM
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Any Haken CD

Dang…….shots fired!

This is definitely leader heading in to the back 9.

Second time in a row forgetting I was running a round!

Nothing beats Haken... for a horrible gift to send someone!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2121 on: December 28, 2022, 04:43:28 AM »
:fistpump:

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Things the pilot wishes they wouldn’t have said while the intercom is on
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2122 on: December 28, 2022, 06:35:37 AM »
Is Jamaica the one that looks like a turtle swimming west, or a whale swimming east?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2123 on: December 28, 2022, 06:38:21 AM »
Next time you take a piss, send in the new stewardess. I want to show her my thruster.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2124 on: December 28, 2022, 06:40:48 AM »
Did you like Top Gun: Maverick?  Wait til today's flight.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2125 on: December 28, 2022, 06:41:00 AM »
Quote from: TAC on December 28, 2022, 06:38:21 AM
Next time you take a piss, send in the new stewardess. I want to show her my thruster.

 :lol Stewardess?! Jesus Christ. I thought I was old.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2126 on: December 28, 2022, 06:50:44 AM »
Quote from: Podaar on December 28, 2022, 06:41:00 AM
Quote from: TAC on December 28, 2022, 06:38:21 AM
Next time you take a piss, send in the new stewardess. I want to show her my thruster.

 :lol Stewardess?! Jesus Christ. I thought I was old.

That works both as a response to Tim, and an entry!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2127 on: December 28, 2022, 06:52:03 AM »
Well, what are they called?
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2128 on: December 28, 2022, 07:00:48 AM »
Surely we can glide the last four miles after the gas runs out?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2129 on: December 28, 2022, 07:21:44 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on December 28, 2022, 06:50:44 AM
Quote from: Podaar on December 28, 2022, 06:41:00 AM
Quote from: TAC on December 28, 2022, 06:38:21 AM
Next time you take a piss, send in the new stewardess. I want to show her my thruster.

 :lol Stewardess?! Jesus Christ. I thought I was old.

That works both as a response to Tim, and an entry!

 :lol
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2130 on: December 28, 2022, 07:53:24 AM »
Hey Sam....after we land and we get to the Hotel....what do you say we fire back some shots and I'll then increase your 'cabin pressure'?  It's been a long couple weeks away from home.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2131 on: December 28, 2022, 08:00:28 AM »
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2132 on: December 28, 2022, 08:38:30 AM »
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on December 28, 2022, 08:00:28 AM
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

That's the guys in the tower, but still  :lol.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2133 on: December 28, 2022, 09:19:06 AM »
Anyone want to see a 747 do a 'flat spin'?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2134 on: December 28, 2022, 09:21:09 AM »
Don't trip, a few shots will get rid of these shakes right quick...
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