Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 173951 times)

Lonk · « **Reply #2380 on:** March 21, 2023, 06:02:19 PM »

Make Dream Theater Portnoy-ish again

Cool Chris · « **Reply #2381 on:** March 21, 2023, 06:06:06 PM »

As my first act as president, I will issue an order stating anyone in the 'Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes' thread who only has 1 point shall not be included by name in the point totals at the start of each new round.

Cool Chris · « **Reply #2382 on:** March 21, 2023, 06:43:12 PM »

In the interest of diversity, equity, and inclusion, I declare each page of the Official Iron Maiden Discussion Thread must feature dialogue on Blaze Bayley and his contributions to the band.

wolfking · « **Reply #2383 on:** March 21, 2023, 06:54:40 PM »

She's only seventeen, Daddy says she's too young but she's old enough for me.

XJDenton · « **Reply #2384 on:** March 22, 2023, 03:51:02 AM »

Dream Theater deserves Moore.

Lonk · « **Reply #2385 on:** March 22, 2023, 06:10:43 AM »

Quote from: XJDenton on March 22, 2023, 03:51:02 AM

Dream Theater deserves Moore.

Stadler · « **Reply #2386 on:** March 22, 2023, 06:11:00 AM »

Pointing out the unfunny since 2014!

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2387 on:** March 22, 2023, 06:25:29 AM »

DTF: We give you more J-Metal per metric ton.

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #2388 on:** March 22, 2023, 07:19:14 AM »

If elected, I will accept the demotion.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2389 on:** March 28, 2023, 08:31:42 PM »

Win if you can, lose if you must, but always update a thread in a timely manner.

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #2390 on:** March 29, 2023, 07:35:28 AM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on March 28, 2023, 08:31:42 PM

Win if you can, lose if you must, but always update a thread in a timely manner.

lol

TAC · « **Reply #2391 on:** March 29, 2023, 07:41:18 AM »

Quote from: Cool Chris on March 21, 2023, 06:43:12 PM

In the interest of diversity, equity, and inclusion, I declare each page of the Official Iron Maiden Discussion Thread must feature dialogue on Blaze Bayley and his contributions to the band.

We were off to a great start, but this one made me laugh.

You're up Chris!

Cool Chris · « **Reply #2392 on:** March 29, 2023, 11:29:27 PM »

Quote from: TAC on March 29, 2023, 07:41:18 AM

Quote from: Cool Chris on March 21, 2023, 06:43:12 PM
In the interest of diversity, equity, and inclusion, I declare each page of the Official Iron Maiden Discussion Thread must feature dialogue on Blaze Bayley and his contributions to the band.

We were off to a great start, but this one made me laugh.

You're up Chris!

So yeah. bad timing on that one with the news about his health...

Anyhoo...

MLB's opening day is Thursday, and this season they are instituting some new rules to help spark fan interest. The best idea for making the sport more exciting that won't be implemented this season would be...

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2393 on:** March 30, 2023, 04:43:51 AM »

Dress in drag

XJDenton · « **Reply #2394 on:** March 30, 2023, 05:01:59 AM »

An obstacle course will be implemented between 3rd and 4th base.

Stadler · « **Reply #2395 on:** March 30, 2023, 06:01:21 AM »

Ball boys in speedos and ball girls in bikinis.

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #2396 on:** March 30, 2023, 06:25:00 AM »

Underhand pitching.

Lonk · « **Reply #2397 on:** March 30, 2023, 06:28:45 AM »

Everytime someone gets a homerun, the defense team must meet by second base and perform the chicken dance. If the homerun is a grand slam, then they dance to Thriller instead.

Podaar · « **Reply #2398 on:** March 30, 2023, 06:51:37 AM »

Mandatory 6" stiletto footwear

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2399 on:** March 30, 2023, 08:39:22 AM »

Did some clean up and Added Cool Chris's last two wins.......

STANDINGS

jingle.boy - 68
gmillerdrake - 49
Podaar - 27
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
kingshmegland - 23
Stadler -17
Cool Chris - 18
TAC - 11
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Snow Dog, Zydar, El Barto - 7
JayOctavarium - 6
Soupytwist, LeeHarveyKennedy, MetalJunkie, TheLordOfTheStrings, hefdaddy42 - 5
Vmadera, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Faizoff, Dragon Attack, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken , chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2400 on:** March 30, 2023, 08:43:06 AM »

Five players from each team and one catcher from each team on the field at once, the field is shortened to 200' long and 85' wide, boards surround the field, the field is flooded with water and then frozen......the players then put ice skates on and instead of bats they use long sticks with blades to hit not the baseball....but a small galvanized piece of rubber into nets at opposite sides of the filed that are protected by the catchers.

TAC · « **Reply #2401 on:** March 30, 2023, 08:47:39 AM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on March 30, 2023, 08:39:22 AM

Did some clean up and Added Cool Chris's last two wins.......

STANDINGS

jingle.boy - 68
gmillerdrake - 49
Podaar - 27
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
kingshmegland - 23
Stadler -17
Cool Chris - 18
TAC - 11
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Snow Dog, Zydar, El Barto - 7
JayOctavarium - 6
Soupytwist, LeeHarveyKennedy, MetalJunkie, TheLordOfTheStrings, hefdaddy42 - 5
Vmadera, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Faizoff, Dragon Attack, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken , chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

I be added a win to Chris when I posted mine.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2402 on:** March 30, 2023, 08:54:01 AM »

corrected.....

STANDINGS

jingle.boy - 68
gmillerdrake - 49
Podaar - 27
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
kingshmegland - 23
Stadler -17
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 11
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Snow Dog, Zydar, El Barto - 7
JayOctavarium - 6
Soupytwist, LeeHarveyKennedy, MetalJunkie, TheLordOfTheStrings, hefdaddy42 - 5
Vmadera, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Faizoff, Dragon Attack, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken , chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Lonk · « **Reply #2403 on:** March 30, 2023, 08:58:21 AM »

For even numbered inning, a football shaped ball will be used instead.

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #2404 on:** March 30, 2023, 09:05:32 AM »

If we have to go to extra innings, we will switch directions. Run to third base first, then second, then first, then home.

TAC · « **Reply #2405 on:** March 30, 2023, 09:06:42 AM »

You pick up a giant Teddy Bear rounding third when you hit a home run.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2406 on:** March 30, 2023, 09:11:14 AM »

During the 7th inning stretch, all players do a line of coke to make things interesting to close out the game.

TAC · « **Reply #2407 on:** March 30, 2023, 09:19:46 AM »

Instead of umpires saying “You’re out” they now say “ Get the fuck outta here!”

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2408 on:** March 30, 2023, 09:23:43 AM »

Foul balls are now redeemable for $20 at all concession stands.

(our little league fields did this back in the day....it wasn't $20 though they were worth a quarter)

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2409 on:** March 30, 2023, 09:26:45 AM »

Chewing tobacco is replaced with Ayahuasca leaves

Cool Chris · « **Reply #2410 on:** March 30, 2023, 09:37:22 AM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on March 30, 2023, 09:11:14 AM

During the 7th inning stretch, all players do a line of coke to make things interesting to close out the game.

Didn't half the teams in the early 80s try this already?

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2411 on:** March 30, 2023, 09:59:23 AM »

Silly walks to first base.
Michael Jackson slide to second base.
The Hustle to third base.
Runway walks to home.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2412 on:** March 30, 2023, 10:07:12 AM »

Pitcher can move forward seven paces and pitch to one batter per inning with a whiffle ball.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2413 on:** March 30, 2023, 10:39:12 AM »

Quote from: hefdaddy42 on March 30, 2023, 09:05:32 AM

If we have to go to extra innings, we will switch directions. Run to third base first, then second, then first, then home.

Better yet, batter's choice as to which direction he wants to take. Each and every at-bat.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2414 on:** March 30, 2023, 11:01:30 AM »

Suicide squeeze is now allowed on umps.

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Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 173951 times)