Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 173732 times)

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2135 on:** December 28, 2022, 02:41:28 PM »

Quote from: lonestar on December 28, 2022, 09:21:09 AM

Don't trip, a few shots will get rid of these shakes right quick...

Reminds me of the movie Flight.

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #2136 on:** December 28, 2022, 04:43:17 PM »

We have arrived in Texas.

TAC · « **Reply #2137 on:** December 28, 2022, 04:45:22 PM »

What section of the plane did you seat the passengers with Covid?

TAC · « **Reply #2138 on:** December 28, 2022, 04:45:56 PM »

I've fallen and I can't get up.

Podaar · « **Reply #2139 on:** December 28, 2022, 05:39:26 PM »

Doug, take the controls. I need to respond in the Scenes from a Hat thread!

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2140 on:** December 29, 2022, 02:49:33 PM »

I tell you what Mike....if that new stewardess keeps bending over like that at the supply closet I'm going to have a hard time controlling my fuselage

DragonAttack · « **Reply #2141 on:** December 29, 2022, 02:58:20 PM »

Practicing his Arabic on a North American flight.

"I don't care, I think Patrick Mahomes is the GOAT"

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2142 on:** December 29, 2022, 05:44:32 PM »

Gregg's double entendre nearly had it, until someone pulled out the Airplane! reference.

Quote from: hefdaddy42 on December 28, 2022, 08:00:28 AM

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

You're up, Heffarino.

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #2143 on:** December 29, 2022, 06:09:35 PM »

Holy shit!

Standings:
jingle.boy 65
gmillerdrake 47
lonestar 25
Podaar 24
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland 23
Stadler 16
Cool Chris 14
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam 10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam 8
El Barto 7
Zydar 7
Snow Dog 7
JayOctavarium 6
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
Vmadera 3
hefdaddy42 3
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1
Indiscipline 1
DragonAttack 1

Government jobs you do NOT want

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2144 on:** December 29, 2022, 06:15:18 PM »

Lead Inspector - Department of Colostomy Bag Inspection

TAC · « **Reply #2145 on:** December 29, 2022, 06:15:58 PM »

Secretary Of Orange for the Trump Administration.

Podaar · « **Reply #2146 on:** December 29, 2022, 08:01:50 PM »

IT Director for the Secret Service.

Press Secretary for Marjory Taylor Green

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2147 on:** December 29, 2022, 08:30:32 PM »

Bravo Leader of Ensure Unit - Tasked to assure that President Biden never runs out of Ensure

Snow Dog · « **Reply #2148 on:** December 30, 2022, 07:32:56 AM »

Texas power grid laborer

Defense attorney for PG&E

Bernie Sanders’ hairstylist

DragonAttack · « **Reply #2149 on:** December 30, 2022, 10:27:18 AM »

The one I left twenty years ago

Lonk · « **Reply #2150 on:** January 03, 2023, 06:42:37 AM »

NYC Rat Overlong

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/02/nyregion/nyc-rat-control-job.html

Podaar · « **Reply #2151 on:** January 04, 2023, 06:45:16 AM »

United States House of Representatives Timekeeper

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #2152 on:** January 06, 2023, 05:41:54 AM »

Sorry, guys. Things have been crazy.

Quote from: Podaar on January 04, 2023, 06:45:16 AM

United States House of Representatives Timekeeper

Winner!

Podaar · « **Reply #2153 on:** January 06, 2023, 06:39:12 AM »

Thanks, Hef.

Standings:
jingle.boy 65
gmillerdrake 47
lonestar 25
Podaar 25
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland 23
Stadler 16
Cool Chris 14
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam 10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam 8
El Barto 7
Zydar 7
Snow Dog 7
JayOctavarium 6
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
Vmadera 3
hefdaddy42 3
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1
Indiscipline 1
DragonAttack 1

New scene: The White House Chief of Staff walks into the oval office and says, "Mr. President, I've got some good news and some bad news..."

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2154 on:** January 06, 2023, 06:48:43 AM »

The good news is the shitter is free; the bad news is that Kamala just dropped a bomb in there.

The good news is McCarthy hasn't won the vote yet; the bad news is that Pelosi is trying to find enough Dems to vote for him so she can make her Friday evening Pilates class.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2155 on:** January 06, 2023, 07:21:07 AM »

"The good news is we now have larger que cards with an easier font for you to regurgitate words off of, the bad news is you have no cognitive ability to actually read them....."

"The good news is you only have 669 more days of failing miserably as a president, The bad news is that orange a$$hole is trying to get back in here..."

"The good news is you're old and senile and won't remember this conversation, the bad news is Elon now has access to Hunter's laptop as well......."

Lonk · « **Reply #2156 on:** January 06, 2023, 07:50:36 AM »

"The good news is that your super bowl party invites went out to everyone in congress, the bad news is everyone said yes. We'll need porta-patties".

Podaar · « **Reply #2157 on:** January 08, 2023, 07:17:58 AM »

Quote from: Vmadera00 on January 06, 2023, 07:50:36 AM

"The good news is that your super bowl party invites went out to everyone in congress, the bad news is everyone said yes. We'll need porta-patties".

Winner.

Lonk · « **Reply #2158 on:** January 08, 2023, 08:48:40 PM »

Standings:
jingle.boy 65
gmillerdrake 47
lonestar 25
Podaar 25
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland 23
Stadler 16
Cool Chris 14
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam 10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam 8
El Barto 7
Zydar 7
Snow Dog 7
JayOctavarium 6
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
Vmadera 4
DebraKadabra 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
hefdaddy42 3
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1
Indiscipline 1
DragonAttack 1

New scene: You are invited as a guest speaker for a high school graduation. You get nervous and the first sentence you say is...

Cool Chris · « **Reply #2159 on:** January 08, 2023, 10:12:54 PM »

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2160 on:** January 09, 2023, 05:07:44 AM »

"San Dimas High School Football Rules!"

"Would ya get a look at all the poontang here!"

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2161 on:** January 09, 2023, 07:39:49 AM »

"Wow....strange to be back here.....to think I got a BJ from the Home Economics teacher just right over there.........."

TAC · « **Reply #2162 on:** January 09, 2023, 09:23:11 AM »

I was in jail and missed my graduation.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2163 on:** January 09, 2023, 09:43:04 AM »

"I have to make this quick because 'technically' I'm not supposed to be within 1000 foot of any school"

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2164 on:** January 09, 2023, 10:09:34 AM »

"Principal Peterson ... nice pants. That was weird. I take back what I said about those pants, okay? Not that they're not nice pants. I mean, of course they are. They're great pants, you know. I just don't want you to think that all I'm doing is looking at your pants. I'm also looking at your face, and-and your shirt, your tie, all of which are lovely. Like a manly kind of lovely. You know what I mean? Good Lord, I'm not making much sense, am I? I'm gonna laugh about that one tonight. And I'm sure you will, too, when you take those pants off tonight. Not that I'm thinking about you taking your pants off! Nothing could be further from the truth! I mean, well, now, don't get me wrong. You know, it's not like I would be grossed out if you took your pants off. Go ahead, run around naked for all I care! After all, you'll do whatever you want to do. You're Principal Peterson, for crying out loud! ♪ With a knick knack paddy whack, give a dog a bone ♪ ♪ This old man came rolling home! ♪"

TAC · « **Reply #2165 on:** January 09, 2023, 12:07:59 PM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on January 09, 2023, 09:43:04 AM

"I have to make this quick because 'technically' I'm not supposed to be within 1000 foot of any school"

Cool Chris · « **Reply #2166 on:** January 09, 2023, 06:50:38 PM »

Is jingle's quote a Big Bang Theory thing?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2167 on:** January 09, 2023, 07:03:59 PM »

Quote from: Cool Chris on January 09, 2023, 06:50:38 PM

Is jingle's quote a Big Bang Theory thing?

No

Cool Chris · « **Reply #2168 on:** January 09, 2023, 07:27:08 PM »

I googled Principal Peterson nice pants and got a couple results showing Sheldon. Another reference or did you type all that up?

Lonk · « **Reply #2169 on:** January 18, 2023, 08:24:21 AM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on January 09, 2023, 10:09:34 AM

"Principal Peterson ... nice pants. That was weird. I take back what I said about those pants, okay? Not that they're not nice pants. I mean, of course they are. They're great pants, you know. I just don't want you to think that all I'm doing is looking at your pants. I'm also looking at your face, and-and your shirt, your tie, all of which are lovely. Like a manly kind of lovely. You know what I mean? Good Lord, I'm not making much sense, am I? I'm gonna laugh about that one tonight. And I'm sure you will, too, when you take those pants off tonight. Not that I'm thinking about you taking your pants off! Nothing could be further from the truth! I mean, well, now, don't get me wrong. You know, it's not like I would be grossed out if you took your pants off. Go ahead, run around naked for all I care! After all, you'll do whatever you want to do. You're Principal Peterson, for crying out loud! ♪ With a knick knack paddy whack, give a dog a bone ♪ ♪ This old man came rolling home! ♪"

Sorry for the delay, but this is the kind of stuff I was thinking

You're up

News: Fall Into the Light, official video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFxH4kky6z4

Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 173732 times)