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Title: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 28, 2017, 12:40:33 PM
At one time the 'Scenes' thread was a popular thread to participate in....curious to see if it can regain it's former glory.

The gist of it is an idea or situation will be presented and then responses to that idea or situation are posted as to how it plays out. I'll pick the first winner then from there the winner posts the next scene, and so on.......

Your Scene:

Your Mother catches you full on wanking it....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 28, 2017, 12:50:22 PM
"Quick. Blow on it, Mom. It stings"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on March 28, 2017, 01:00:56 PM
"Well what did you expect when you set me up with that Mormon chick?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on March 28, 2017, 01:32:36 PM
Thanks, Obama
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: lonestar on March 28, 2017, 01:33:23 PM
I stare her right in the eyes and finish like a fucking man.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on March 28, 2017, 01:38:38 PM
Now put on your garment and cut your hair in a bowl shape.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: RoeDent on March 28, 2017, 02:28:25 PM
Hmm. Will follow with interest, possibly contributing depending on the scene and if I can think of something. I tried searching for the old SFAH thread and it said "Each word must be at least two characters long". So you can't search for anything including "a" in that sense. Bonkers!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 28, 2017, 02:39:14 PM
Here's the old thread (https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=36397.msg1541526#msg1541526)

...and the one before that. (https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=24514.msg943633#msg943633)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Phoenix87x on March 28, 2017, 02:46:09 PM
I would ask her if she wants me to put my Oedipus in her Rex
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 28, 2017, 02:52:19 PM
"Good. You were almost too late."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 28, 2017, 03:06:48 PM
I need a spanking.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 28, 2017, 03:24:00 PM
Gregg (Podaar) combined the standing from the previous threads to give us these aggregate standings.


STANDINGS

jingle.boy   36
gmillerdrake   33
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   13
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Podaar   9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   6
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
MetalJunkie   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Mister Gold   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
Jarlaxle   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
TheSilentHam   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 28, 2017, 03:25:19 PM
I'm lost. How do I get points?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 28, 2017, 03:27:43 PM
I'm lost. How do I get points?

I'll pick a winner for this 'scene'......they get the point then come up with the next scene....and so on.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 28, 2017, 03:32:20 PM
Can I reply more than once to a scene? This is like a caption with no picture.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on March 28, 2017, 03:51:09 PM
"I'll be finished with this Glamour magazine in a sec!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 28, 2017, 03:51:36 PM
Can I reply more than once to a scene? This is like a caption with no picture.

If I remember correctly, TV once said there was a maximum of five responses...or was that the caption thread?  :lol

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 28, 2017, 03:55:24 PM
Can I reply more than once to a scene? This is like a caption with no picture.

If I remember correctly, TV once said there was a maximum of five responses...or was that the caption thread?  :lol

Yeah, (5) replies is the Caption game so we could keep that rule.  but I don't think anyone's going to keep a close tally on replies and get ticked if you shoot out a few more than that.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 28, 2017, 03:57:47 PM
Can I reply more than once to a scene? This is like a caption with no picture.

If I remember correctly, TV once said there was a maximum of five responses...or was that the caption thread?  :lol

Yeah, (5) replies is the Caption game so we could keep that rule.  but I don't think anyone's going to keep a close tally on replies and get ticked if you shoot out a few more than that.

Wasn't there a 'scene' once where jingle asked for porn titles that sound like actual movie titles. Coz rattled of like thirteen in one post within minutes of the OP.  :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 28, 2017, 04:56:20 PM
Can I reply more than once to a scene? This is like a caption with no picture.

If I remember correctly, TV once said there was a maximum of five responses...or was that the caption thread?  :lol

Yeah, (5) replies is the Caption game so we could keep that rule.  but I don't think anyone's going to keep a close tally on replies and get ticked if you shoot out a few more than that.

Wasn't there a 'scene' once where jingle asked for porn titles that sound like actual movie titles. Coz rattled of like thirteen in one post within minutes of the OP.  :lol

Yes

To answer the scene...

Well this is awkward.  When did you get out of jail, ma?

Looking for the Jergens?  Sorry, it's empty.

Jesus ma, the seatbelt light is on.  Go back to your seat!

Hands on the wheel, eyes on the road, eh?!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on March 28, 2017, 05:18:03 PM
...and I hurriedly try to close out of her Facebook profile picture...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 28, 2017, 05:58:40 PM
It's not going to suck itself.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 28, 2017, 06:15:45 PM
No really Mom, it's my biology experiment.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 28, 2017, 06:27:53 PM
From now on, you will be called Jingle Boy.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on March 28, 2017, 07:13:57 PM
"I thought I heard you say you needed some wrinkle cream..."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 28, 2017, 07:35:08 PM
While there were a few gems to get this thread fired up and going in the right direction

this one:

It's not going to suck itself.

Was a page right out of Chads playbook and the most disturbing.

You're up TAC !
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 28, 2017, 07:39:51 PM
STANDINGS

jingle.boy   36
gmillerdrake   33
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   13
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Podaar   9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   6
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
MetalJunkie   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Mister Gold   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
Jarlaxle   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
TheSilentHam   2
TAC  1
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


Who the hell is Super Star Wars?




So these 4 Mexicans are crossing the border and they are stopped by US Customs. And the US Customs agent is.........Donald Trump.

Go!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on March 28, 2017, 08:03:39 PM
And they grab him by the pussy.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on March 28, 2017, 08:14:38 PM
"How stupid are the people of Iowa?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 28, 2017, 09:27:42 PM
Here's $5 and some Lego ... go build your own fucking wall.

So, what does Sean Hannity's dick actually taste like?

Yo quiero Taco Bell
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: lonestar on March 28, 2017, 10:07:31 PM
No mames guey....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 28, 2017, 10:21:35 PM
Where's all the white women?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 28, 2017, 10:23:49 PM
Yes, it's a Corolla.  What fucking difference does it make!?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on March 29, 2017, 06:00:24 AM
But our tan is natural sir!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 29, 2017, 06:42:22 AM
Yes, it's a Corolla.  What fucking difference does it make!?

Hey, Jefa, can you point us to Interstate 70. We've got an appointment with Melania.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 29, 2017, 07:35:00 AM
We're actually here to keep you from passing south...after the shit you've done up here.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 29, 2017, 07:35:21 AM
Yes, it's a Corolla.  What fucking difference does it make!?

Hey, Jefa, can you point us to Interstate 70. We've got an appointment with Melania.

And we won't even leave a dent mang!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 29, 2017, 07:50:08 AM
You must be little Marcos cousins

Glad you're here, my lawn is looking a bit rough so get to it.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 29, 2017, 07:52:32 AM
In the back there... oh, that's just a 31 foot ladder.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 29, 2017, 10:30:25 AM
Where's all the white women?


Gregg, you're up!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 29, 2017, 10:35:48 AM
Sweet!

STANDINGS

jingle.boy   36
gmillerdrake   33
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   13
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Podaar   10
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   6
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
MetalJunkie   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Mister Gold   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
Jarlaxle   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
TheSilentHam   2
TAC  1
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


New scene: Unusual vacation plans by a significant other.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 29, 2017, 10:39:16 AM
What? We're going to see Dream Theater in Australia?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 29, 2017, 11:20:35 AM
Mrs TAC:  FFS Tim, let's do something other than Disney.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 29, 2017, 11:25:48 AM
Honey look....here's an interesting vacation. You leave for a month to get away an 'unwind' at this resort and they send a young, 24 year old 6'-8"' black man to 'help' around he house while your gone. I've signed you up and even paid for the three week extension.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 29, 2017, 11:26:41 AM
Mrs TAC:  FFS Tim, let's do something other than Disney.

It's not my wife, it's my kids. This is a timely comment, as we are planning the The TAC Summer Vacation. It kills us that the kids don't want to go to Disney.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 29, 2017, 11:32:57 AM
Hey look... Brazzers is opening a theme park.  Let's visit Shockville and DP-Land.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 29, 2017, 12:30:17 PM
"Pack your bags, Melania. We're going to Mexico."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 29, 2017, 12:57:31 PM
Chino - I don't care... anywhere but Avatar-land.  And make sure you pack the cone.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on March 29, 2017, 01:31:51 PM
Check this out! Discount round trip flights to Aleppo! "You and your family will have a blast!" Can we go?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 30, 2017, 07:21:38 PM
"Pack your bags, Melania. We're going to Mexico."

You're up brownie boy!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 31, 2017, 08:17:17 AM
STANDINGS

jingle.boy   36
gmillerdrake   33
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   13
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Podaar   10
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   6
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Mister Gold   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
Jarlaxle   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
TheSilentHam   2
TAC  1
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

You've dressed as Santa Claus to put presents under the tree late at night. Kids just caught you kissing your wife/their mom. What do you say to them?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 31, 2017, 08:26:01 AM
Stick around and you'll see your mommy lick a candy cane...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Zydar on March 31, 2017, 08:30:42 AM
You should see what the Easter Bunny does with her.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 31, 2017, 08:39:13 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/IeV5o8uPPq8yA/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: lonestar on March 31, 2017, 08:53:49 AM
Milk and cookies are so last year kids.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on April 04, 2017, 09:11:12 AM
Kids, go back to bed while I fill your mom's stocking...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 04, 2017, 09:13:16 AM
Let me show you the meaning of 'here cums Santa Claus'....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on April 04, 2017, 09:46:58 AM
Let me show you the meaning of 'here cums Santa Claus'....

Let me show you where "Santa Claus Lane" is...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 04, 2017, 11:22:00 AM
No, I ain't hanging the stockings with care.  Fuck traditions.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 04, 2017, 11:26:17 AM
Let me show you the meaning of 'here cums Santa Claus'....
Sorry I took so long, it's been a busy week. This one's dark and twisted with a decent pun. Winrar.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 04, 2017, 12:15:18 PM
coolio. thanks MJ.


STANDINGS

jingle.boy   36
gmillerdrake   34
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   13
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Podaar   10
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   6
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Mister Gold   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
Jarlaxle   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
TheSilentHam   2
TAC  1
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


Next Scene:

You walk past a construction site where all the workers are wearing nothing but their tool belts and hard hats....your comment(s) or thoughts are?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 04, 2017, 01:12:41 PM
Hm. The Village People must be auditioning.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 04, 2017, 03:45:32 PM
Brazzers on location?

Man I love female construction crews!

Man I hate female construction crews!

Why is that one wearing a cardigan sweater?

Huh! I thought DisneyLand would've had some kind of policy against this.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jarlaxle on April 04, 2017, 05:14:20 PM
Nice hammer you got there.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 04, 2017, 05:21:04 PM
Which one of you guys is Black Floyd?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 04, 2017, 05:58:55 PM
(https://media.tenor.co/images/c1d32d363f154ef8433ceb30081fcdb1/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 04, 2017, 07:33:56 PM
That building isn't the only thing they're erecting.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on April 04, 2017, 08:42:12 PM
"Where's Jackie Treehorn? The "Dude" sent me."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on April 04, 2017, 08:43:25 PM
To the black guy: "Now that's a screwdriver!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on April 04, 2017, 08:44:56 PM
"Anyone not circumcised, Mike Pence would like to have a word."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 05, 2017, 05:25:06 AM
To the Asian guy "Now that's an Allen Key!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Elite on April 05, 2017, 06:10:37 AM
"Screwing around nicely, aren't you?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 05, 2017, 11:41:00 AM
Which one of you guys is Black Floyd?

This one got me   :lol      You're up  :tup
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 05, 2017, 02:17:50 PM
STANDINGS

jingle.boy   36
gmillerdrake   34
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   13
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Podaar   10
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   6
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Mister Gold   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
Jarlaxle   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
TheSilentHam   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


Next Scene:

So Tommy Lee brings two chicks back to his room after a Crue show, only to discover that he can't get it up.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jarlaxle on April 05, 2017, 02:29:13 PM
Girls, Girls, Girls, Don't Go Away Mad, You're All I Need. Kickstart My [Cock's] Heart.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 05, 2017, 02:40:10 PM
How about a little jump rope instead?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: masterthes on April 05, 2017, 02:59:24 PM
Clearly this is not the same ol' situation
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on April 05, 2017, 03:33:36 PM
Looks like Dr. Feelgood took a day off...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 05, 2017, 05:08:02 PM
I can still steer my boat.

Callin Dr Allis!  Doctor Ci Allis!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 05, 2017, 10:39:13 PM
"Yeah, yeah, I know I told you my name is Tommy Lee. So what if I forgot to mention my last name is Jones?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Prog Snob on April 05, 2017, 11:08:55 PM
But I took the little blue pill. Wait, why is Keanu Reeves here? Hands off, man.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 06, 2017, 01:20:40 PM
And he still fucks them like a boss

"Well ladies, looks like it's gonna be muff diving instead"

Still bigger - and thicker - than "Foreman" Black Floyd.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 06, 2017, 07:35:09 PM
Girls, Girls, Girls, Don't Go Away Mad, You're All I Need. Kickstart My [Cock's] Heart.

Bam, right out of the gate. Love the Don't Go Away Mad reference. Great tune BTW.

You're up!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jarlaxle on April 07, 2017, 12:44:48 AM
STANDINGS

jingle.boy   36
gmillerdrake   34
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   13
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Podaar   10
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   6
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Mister Gold   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
TheSilentHam   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

Nice! Next Scene:

Dwight Schrute and Donald Trump bump into each other at a bar...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 07, 2017, 06:08:14 AM
"Don't touch me you horrid little piece of shit! Don't you know who I am?"
"I'm very sorry, Mr. Schrute"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 07, 2017, 09:59:12 AM
Who is Dwight Schrute? No, seriously.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 07, 2017, 10:51:20 AM
Who is Dwight Schrute? No, seriously.

Inorite?  I had to google it.  He's a character from the US version of The Office.  Never watched, so I'm out this round.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 07, 2017, 10:56:56 AM
Yeah, I didn't know who he was either so I just made shit up.  :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jarlaxle on April 07, 2017, 04:36:13 PM
 :lol okay sorry, I thought he would be more well known. I'll change the scene.

NEW SCENE:

Things your pet says about you when you're out of the house.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on April 07, 2017, 04:42:37 PM
Finally, they are out of my bed
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 07, 2017, 04:52:31 PM
Cat to the dog: You know, one day he's gonna die and I'm going to eat him.
Dog to the cat: Gross! If you want to take a dump on the carpet, I'll eat it.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 07, 2017, 05:11:04 PM
Cat: God, did you hear them having sex again this morning?
Dog: Yeah. Let's go see if they left tissues in the garbage can!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 07, 2017, 07:34:35 PM
Dog: You get the blow and I'll call the hookers.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 07, 2017, 08:15:17 PM
What shall I wipe my butt on today?

Just once is like him to let me show him how doggy style is REALLY done.


Not a scene... Gregg, it sounds like you're speaking from experience??
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 07, 2017, 08:18:07 PM
Not a scene... Gregg, it sounds like you're speaking from experience??

His dog eats his cat's shit?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 07, 2017, 08:21:46 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/ce/b1/62/ceb1625809661903127df0aaa6daec5c.jpg)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 08, 2017, 04:09:34 AM
Not a scene... Gregg, it sounds like you're speaking from experience??

His dog eats his cat's shit?

Chad, all the best comedy is just relating real life.

Tim, of course! All dog's love to eat cat shit.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 08, 2017, 05:17:05 AM
Not a scene... Gregg, it sounds like you're speaking from experience??

His dog eats his cat's shit?

Chad, all the best comedy is just relating real life.

Tim, of course! All dog's love to eat cat shit.

My dogs would go into the cats' litter boxes and "clean them".

Back to the "scene"...

I'll never get why he shakes it instead of just licking it.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 08, 2017, 06:46:45 AM
Cat: God I thought he'd never leave. Time for a nap.
Dog: I miss him so much. A nap sounds good.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 08, 2017, 09:21:25 AM
And when you come back, you better be bringing back my nuts!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 08, 2017, 09:21:58 AM
Will I ever find out who's a good boy?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: masterthes on April 08, 2017, 01:11:23 PM
Finally, I can lick my balls in peace
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 08, 2017, 07:37:34 PM
Cat: You know I can't get pregnant so fuck away!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jarlaxle on April 08, 2017, 09:18:34 PM
Cat to the dog: You know, one day he's gonna die and I'm going to eat him.
Dog to the cat: Gross! If you want to take a dump on the carpet, I'll eat it.

 :lol Winner! This made me laugh quite heartily.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 09, 2017, 07:02:14 AM
Thanks, man. I just have to give a little shout out though.

Will I ever find out who's a good boy?

:clap:  I kept thinking about this all day yesterday and every time I did I'd giggle helplessly for a few minutes.

STANDINGS

jingle.boy   36
gmillerdrake   34
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   13
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Podaar   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   6
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Mister Gold   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
TheSilentHam   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

Next scene: Complaints at the reception desk of Discount Plastic Surgery.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 09, 2017, 07:06:47 AM
Cat: God I thought he'd never leave. Time for a nap.
Dog: I miss him so much. A nap sounds good.

This is the one I liked.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on April 09, 2017, 09:16:39 AM
I don't know why my optometrist sent me here. I just said I wanted my specs changed and he referred me to you guys.

Well, ma'am, we had to do *something* with Michael Jackson's nose...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 09, 2017, 10:47:40 AM
Customer.  When I asked about the "Nose job down below", I didn't expect a consult from Ephraim, your mohel-in-training.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jarlaxle on April 09, 2017, 11:23:36 AM
You: you know those Mr. Potato heads?
Surgeon: say no more.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on April 09, 2017, 07:55:29 PM
Receptionist to Blonde: "Miss...Please go wash your hands...when we told you to 'pick your nose', that's not what we meant."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 10, 2017, 05:52:11 AM
Your buy one get one free offer doesn't state I can't put a second pair of breasts somewhere!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 10, 2017, 01:09:31 PM
Customer.  When I asked about the "Nose job down below", I didn't expect a consult from Ephraim, your mohel-in-training.

Bonus points for the call back!  :lol

You vin, sonny boi.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 10, 2017, 02:50:53 PM
:takesbow:

STANDINGS

jingle.boy   37
gmillerdrake   34
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   13
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Podaar   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   6
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Mister Gold   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
TheSilentHam   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

Next Scene:  You're the one that programs the flashing road signs on the highway.  You're about to quit in a blaze of glory.  What is your final message to the daily commuters?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 10, 2017, 03:15:39 PM
Caution in the left lane ahead! Woman corn-holed by three Mexicans in a Toyota micro bus without leaving a mark.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Phoenix87x on April 10, 2017, 04:03:39 PM
Go fuck yourself San Diego
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 10, 2017, 04:19:58 PM
Armed men have hijacked the highway next 5 miles.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 10, 2017, 05:20:27 PM
This week only: Free one month all access pass to Brazzers when you call [bosses phone number]!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 10, 2017, 08:13:05 PM
One foot on the break, and one on the gas....this fuc%ing job can kiss my a$$!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on April 10, 2017, 08:13:42 PM
Call (give # to BMV) for free blow job

Eat my ass and balls!

Slow the fuck down asshole!

The reason you drive a pickup is because you have a little dick.

On 3, kill the Prius drivers...1-2-

Honk if you shave your pussy.

Extreme Danger: Child serial killer in the white car.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 10, 2017, 08:15:45 PM
Caution: Douchebag Crossing Ahead
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 12, 2017, 08:42:08 AM
One foot on the break, and one on the gas....this fuc%ing job can kiss my a$$!

This got the biggest laugh.  You're up gmil
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 12, 2017, 09:31:38 AM
Thank you kind Sir  :tup

STANDINGS

jingle.boy   37
gmillerdrake   35
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   13
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Podaar   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   6
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Mister Gold   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
TheSilentHam   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1



Next Scene: The office 'hottie' catches you staring lustfully at her as she bends over to get something out of the break room refrigerator....you quickly utter.....what? 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 12, 2017, 10:33:36 AM
Are those your melons or mine?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 12, 2017, 10:43:30 AM
Can I have some?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 12, 2017, 02:51:49 PM
I have some mayo if you need it.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 12, 2017, 04:27:38 PM
Since this on Whose Line is as much a visual game as it is a statement, I offer the following:

(https://img.pandawhale.com/post-42397-vince-vaughn-motorboat-gif-Img-3hD0.gif)

(https://replygif.net/i/1452.gif)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 12, 2017, 07:54:33 PM


(https://replygif.net/i/1452.gif)

I didn't know Prog Snob liked bowling.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on April 13, 2017, 08:44:17 PM
The only reason I'd ever kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.


With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of super children.


You don't by any chance have a roommate that like served in Viet Nam, do you?   :biggrin:


Well...since I'm obviously now headed to HR, wanna fuck?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on April 14, 2017, 12:07:59 AM
Sorry, but it stared at me first
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 14, 2017, 05:11:34 AM
Sure is cold in here.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 14, 2017, 06:24:46 AM
The only reason I'd ever kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.


With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of super children.


You don't by any chance have a roommate that like served in Viet Nam, do you?   :biggrin:


Well...since I'm obviously now headed to HR, wanna fuck?


:spitcoffee:     Winner.....all of them    :lol          you're up TV!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on April 14, 2017, 09:29:59 PM
Thanks Gary!

STANDINGS

jingle.boy   37
gmillerdrake   35
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   14
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Podaar   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   6
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Mister Gold   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
TheSilentHam   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1



Next Scene: Things on Donald Trumps search engine.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 14, 2017, 10:04:56 PM
What's more huge than huge?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jarlaxle on April 14, 2017, 10:16:05 PM
"Donald Trump's net worth."

"Who is benghazi?"

"13 drills to groove your putting stroke this weekend."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on April 14, 2017, 11:22:23 PM
Is hand size really correlated with penis length?

Is bigly a word?

Donald Trump approval rating

Images.google.com - naked Putin pics
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on April 15, 2017, 12:46:26 AM
"Ivanka Trump nude images"  followed by "countries where incest is legal" followed by "Eric Trump nude images"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 15, 2017, 06:05:58 AM
Father of all bombs

Kim Jong Un address

sean hannity pics

sean hannity pecs
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on April 17, 2017, 08:09:46 PM
Is hand size really correlated with penis length?

Is bigly a word?

Donald Trump approval rating

Images.google.com - naked Putin pics

There were several that made me laugh...But all of these take it. Nicely done Snow Dog. Welcome to the winners circle. You're up!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on April 18, 2017, 05:10:03 PM
Excellent.  Thank you!

STANDINGS

jingle.boy   37
gmillerdrake   35
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   14
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Podaar   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   6
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Mister Gold   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
TheSilentHam   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Snow Dog 1



Next scene:  Things you can say about your vehicle that you can't about your woman.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on April 18, 2017, 05:19:25 PM
I pay professionals to perform routine service.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on April 18, 2017, 06:27:32 PM
Yeah we we're late because she blew a tranny in Charlotte
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 18, 2017, 07:22:57 PM
She looks great on the surface but when you get under the hood it's nothing but random leaks and rough rides
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 18, 2017, 07:28:41 PM
<awaits re-use of the corn-holed Corolla, though Coz has license on it>

She sure can haul ass.

I really wanted the compact, but ended up settling on the full-sized.

Sure the monthly payments are thru the roof - it's a good thing that my dad, brother and both sisters can make good use of her.

At her age, when the top is down, it's actually quite embarrassing.

I put her away in storage for the winter, and never take her out in bad weather.

It's a little tight in the back, but most of my buddies aren't that big anyway.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 19, 2017, 08:52:34 AM
Well, it worked for me before, so:

Last winter, three Mexicans in a Toyota cornholed her on the interstate and barely left a mark.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 19, 2017, 08:56:56 AM
I just bought her.

She's only five years old.

She may be old but she's made a lot of money for me. I almost hate to trade her in for a newer one.

I've had to eat a lot of Top Ramen to be able to afford her.

I hate that I chose black. I just can't keep her clean!

Don't laugh, Buddy. That sucker's turbocharged.

It's not the years that wore her down. It's the mileage.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 19, 2017, 09:06:58 AM
Once she gets to top speed....she gets real shaky and makes all sorts of crazy noises....then BOOM.....fluid everywhere....

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 19, 2017, 10:28:17 AM
Sure, she has a stick which can be a surprise but once you play with it for a little bit it actually is quite fun.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 19, 2017, 11:05:37 AM
Well, it worked for me before, so:

Last winter, three Mexicans in a Toyota cornholed her on the interstate and barely left a mark.

Son-of-a... I coulda swore it was Coz that dropped that one - I got mixed up because it was his topic.   :blush

BTW, best 'scene' ever.  Ever.


Oh that? Don't worry, it makes those noises every once and a while.  It's not the sound that catches you off guard ... it's the smell.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 19, 2017, 11:17:47 AM
Well, it worked for me before, so:

Last winter, three Mexicans in a Toyota cornholed her on the interstate and barely left a mark.

Son-of-a... I coulda swore it was Coz that dropped that one - I got mixed up because it was his topic.   :blush


That's kinda what I figured. No worries.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 19, 2017, 11:35:03 AM
When she starts making any kind of noise, I just turn the radio up so I don't have to hear it.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on April 19, 2017, 02:19:34 PM
To be honest I prefer riding my bike thesedays.

I call her Carlett Johansson.

My Dad got me her for my 18th birthday.

Ah shit, locked my keys inside her again.

Think its time for a wax.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on April 20, 2017, 10:19:07 PM

At her age, when the top is down, it's actually quite embarrassing.


Some really good ones this round, but one got me good. You're up, jingle!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 21, 2017, 06:03:41 AM
STANDINGS

jingle.boy   38
gmillerdrake   35
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   14
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Podaar   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   6
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Mister Gold   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
TheSilentHam   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Snow Dog 1

Today's Scene:

You're an HR Manager.  Finish the one sentence return letter "Thank you for submitting your application, however .... "
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 21, 2017, 07:16:29 AM
"...we must reject hiring you because you give us the creeps, you gender confused, racially ambiguous, fucking retard."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 21, 2017, 07:42:23 AM
"Says here you're Canadian.....and we just 'do' Canadian"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on April 21, 2017, 07:57:14 AM
"...we must reject hiring you because you give us the creeps, you gender confused, racially ambiguous, fucking retard."

Signed,

The White House
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: vtgrad on April 21, 2017, 08:27:56 AM
"we will not be able, or willing, to publish your editorial poetry at this time.  The staffing members that reviewed your tripe are seriously considering legal action against you and your word processor for wasting our time.  "Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at THESE" is not considered poetry, nor is "My heart fills with sorrow, like the height of Kilimanjaro."

Sincerely considering legal action or suicide,

The Wall Street Journal
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on April 22, 2017, 02:44:17 PM
"...we will not be considering you now, or in the future, for any position with our firm. Considering the extraordinary number of applications we receive each day, we typically do not respond with rejection letters of this kind. However, in your case we decided to make an exception. A couple of points that we feel may help you in the future when trying to seek gainful employment are noted as follows:

1. We do not consider Amazon feedback to be a reliable example of "critical thinking".
2. We do not now, or in the future expect to hire someone who can "make strawberry Quick for the entire office".
3. eBay feedback is not a relevant reference.
4. Likewise, "the people at DTF can vouch for me" shouldn't be considered either.
5. During the gaps of employment on your resume, it doesn't fool anyone when you say, "I was a secret spy, and am prevented by law of discussing this period in my life."
6. Your "DTF post count" is not considered an acceptable measureable accomplishment.
7. On our application when we ask "What are you most proud of?" we are actually referencing career accomplishments. "My dick girth", is not an acceptable answer on so many levels.

We wish you the best in all of your future endeavors and suggest that perhaps a job at Subway, or maybe even an enlistment in the French Foreign Legion might prove to be a better fit for you.

Regards, HR"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on April 22, 2017, 06:14:22 PM
"...even we here at Brazzers have a reputation to uphold, and thus, will not be hiring you, as nobody fantasizes about a Donald Trump/Rosie O'Donnell scene as you suggest."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on April 24, 2017, 05:47:29 AM
Thank you for submitting your application, however ....Zack, we here at DC Comics would like to try and make a good movie this time.
--
Thank you for submitting your application, however ....we feel that to be a Ms World Judge "My Dick" is not a suitable answer to "What do you look for in the models".
--
Thank you for submitting your application, however ....after very briefly glancing at a one of the pictures you included, I feel you aren't playmate material.
PS Apologies for the vomit stain, I accidentally glanced again.
--
Thank you for submitting your application, however ....being pig ugly is not a proper mutation and more likely caused by bad genes, so sadly we will have to reject your application for becoming an X-Men.
Your Sincerely,
Professor Charles Xavier
--


Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 24, 2017, 08:48:53 AM
4. Likewise, "the people at DTF can vouch for me" shouldn't be considered either.
6. Your "DTF post count" is not considered an acceptable measureable accomplishment.

I beg to differ.  However, your 7-for-1 submission takes it.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: RoeDent on April 24, 2017, 11:35:18 AM
"...we will not be considering you now, or in the future, for any position with our firm. Considering the extraordinary number of applications we receive each day, we typically do not respond with rejection letters of this kind. However, in your case we decided to make an exception. A couple of points that we feel may help you in the future when trying to seek gainful employment are noted as follows:

1. We do not consider Amazon feedback to be a reliable example of "critical thinking".
2. We do not now, or in the future expect to hire someone who can "make strawberry Quick for the entire office".
3. eBay feedback is not a relevant reference.
4. Likewise, "the people at DTF can vouch for me" shouldn't be considered either.
5. During the gaps of employment on your resume, it doesn't fool anyone when you say, "I was a secret spy, and am prevented by law of discussing this period in my life."
6. Your "DTF post count" is not considered an acceptable measureable accomplishment.
7. On our application when we ask "What are you most proud of?" we are actually referencing career accomplishments. "My dick girth", is not an acceptable answer on so many levels.

We wish you the best in all of your future endeavors and suggest that perhaps a job at Subway, or maybe even an enlistment in the French Foreign Legion might prove to be a better fit for you.

Regards, HR"

:clap: Yep. This wins. This wins everything.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on April 26, 2017, 09:41:54 PM
Wow! Muchos gracias...and sorry for the delay...

STANDINGS

jingle.boy   38
gmillerdrake   35
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Podaar   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   6
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Mister Gold   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
TheSilentHam   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Snow Dog 1

Today's Scene:

Bad first drafts of famous movie lines
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on April 26, 2017, 09:48:52 PM
"Frankly, you wretched, soulless cunt, I give precisely zero fucks..."

"We'll always have Sheboygan."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 26, 2017, 10:10:36 PM
Luke... who's your daddy?

Mama always said life is like a box of liquorice - no one likes black

Jesus Christ, what's that smell?  Napalm??  We gotta wake up to fucking napalm?

And Ryan, careful what you shoot at - there are nuclear fucking warheads in there!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on April 27, 2017, 01:34:35 AM
I think we will require a larger ocean going vessel.

You've Got To Ask Yourself One Question: 'Do I Feel lucky?' Well, Do Ya, Ruffian?

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Jean-Claude.

I'm KING of the Wooooooooooorlddddddd   *SPLASH
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: RoeDent on April 27, 2017, 04:07:08 AM
"GOOOOOOD MORNING LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWLLLLANTISILIOGOGOGOOOOOOOCH!!!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: masterthes on April 27, 2017, 04:26:19 AM
I'm going to make him an offer he probably will refuse
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 27, 2017, 07:02:56 AM
You want the truth? You could probably handle the truth with a detailed five minute conversation.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 27, 2017, 01:22:08 PM
Toto, where the fuck are we?

That's not a fake orgasm; This is a fake orgasm....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 27, 2017, 04:03:15 PM
"ENGLISH, DOO-DOO HEAD, DO YOU SPEAK IT!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 27, 2017, 05:36:34 PM
You... complete me.  Now how 'bout completing a blowie for once?

It's not a tumor you little shit.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 27, 2017, 05:41:11 PM
Bitch, put the fuckin lotion on before I hose you down again like Rosa Parks gettin off a bus.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 27, 2017, 06:48:32 PM
You want the truth? You could probably handle the truth with a detailed five minute conversation.

Did you order the Code Pink?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 27, 2017, 07:07:41 PM
Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty Hominoidea!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 27, 2017, 07:10:03 PM
Come out to the Coast......we'll get together.......get liquored up and find three Mexicans to cornhole.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 27, 2017, 07:34:59 PM
Who ya gonna call? Ball Busters.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 28, 2017, 01:24:41 PM
I am sick of all these mother fucking passengers on this mother fucking plane.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 28, 2017, 03:44:55 PM
"Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. Today is that day! An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of Men comes crashing down! TODAY, is that day. I mean seriously, look at all those mother fucking orcs and Nazgul!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 28, 2017, 03:55:28 PM
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our whiskey!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on April 28, 2017, 11:19:40 PM
I'm going to make him an offer he probably will refuse

Nicely done. Tough round, but you're up!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: masterthes on May 09, 2017, 01:28:51 PM
Oh gee, sorry guys.

STANDINGS

jingle.boy   38
gmillerdrake   35
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Podaar   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Mister Gold   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
TheSilentHam   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Snow Dog 1

Today's scene:
Rejected first titles of well known books
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 09, 2017, 01:30:03 PM
The Red Kilometer
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: El Barto on May 09, 2017, 01:44:27 PM
Soon You Will All Be My Willing Thralls!

Chapter 1
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth.  Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.


ed: I like where you're going with this, but don't you think the title could be a bit more subtle?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 09, 2017, 05:47:54 PM
The autobiography:

Ace Frehley: I Was Too Fucked Up, I Actually Don't Remember Anything.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 09, 2017, 05:48:40 PM
Moby Cock
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 09, 2017, 07:39:58 PM
Left Fielder in the Grain
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on May 09, 2017, 07:43:04 PM
A Tale of Two Titties
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 09, 2017, 07:52:17 PM
Fifty Shades Of Yellow
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Mister Gold on May 09, 2017, 08:09:44 PM
The Lord of the Rim, a trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien

Book 1: Friendship is Magic
Book 2: Evil Twins
Book 3: Aragorn cried out, "Don't Call it a Comeback- I've been here for years! (https://youtu.be/d3UfpG5zB9M?t=9)"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on May 10, 2017, 12:24:07 AM
War and Getting Ready for War
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: MetalJunkie on May 10, 2017, 12:47:46 AM
The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe Malfunction

William Shakespeare's Beeflet
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on May 10, 2017, 01:33:12 AM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Artist Formerly Known as Prince.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: masterthes on May 10, 2017, 04:20:38 AM
The Lord of the Rim, a trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien

Book 1: Friendship is Magic
Book 2: Evil Twins
Book 3: Aragorn cried out, "Don't Call it a Comeback- I've been here for years! (https://youtu.be/d3UfpG5zB9M?t=9)"

Winner
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Mister Gold on May 10, 2017, 06:37:11 AM
The Lord of the Rim, a trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien

Book 1: Friendship is Magic
Book 2: Evil Twins
Book 3: Aragorn cried out, "Don't Call it a Comeback- I've been here for years! (https://youtu.be/d3UfpG5zB9M?t=9)"

Winner

Oh boy... :omg: Not gonna lie, feels great to be back at this!! :metal

STANDINGS

jingle.boy   38
gmillerdrake   35
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Podaar   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
TheSilentHam   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Snow Dog 1

Today's scene: "If classic movies had nude scenes..."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 10, 2017, 06:52:23 AM
Given that this is a 10 inch steel cock with a 6 inch barrel that'll cumshot your head clean off, you have to ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 10, 2017, 07:25:52 AM
Frankly my dear, I don't care for your finger in my sphincter.

Luke... Who's your daddy?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on May 10, 2017, 08:27:21 AM
Here's looking at you, kid......  all of you.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 10, 2017, 12:11:40 PM
Well, let's not start suckin each others' dick's just yet.  Seriously, not just yet... in 10 minutes or so.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 10, 2017, 12:23:14 PM
Well, let's not start suckin each others' dick's just yet.  Seriously, not just yet... in 10 minutes or so.

Jungle Boy, this is the Scenes thread, NOT the Chat thread.  ;D
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 10, 2017, 04:26:22 PM
What do you mean I'm a funny guy?  Like, my penis?  It looks funny to you?  Funny how?  What's funny about it?

(https://i.imgflip.com/1ostn9.jpg)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Mister Gold on May 10, 2017, 05:39:47 PM
How long should I keep this round going?

I was planning on calling it in another twelve hours or so, if that works for everyone?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Mister Gold on May 11, 2017, 05:14:01 AM
Here's looking at you, kid......  all of you.

Due to some off-line circumstances, I had to cut it off a few hours early, but this is the winner. :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on May 11, 2017, 08:28:19 PM
Thank you Mr. Mister

STANDINGS

jingle.boy   38
gmillerdrake   35
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Podaar   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TheSilentHam   3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Snow Dog 1

Today's scene: Rejected Sith Lord names (yay Star Wars)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 11, 2017, 08:41:58 PM
Lord Smallsack
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on May 11, 2017, 08:43:38 PM
Darth Dilldow

Darth Tuamirikah
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 11, 2017, 08:52:38 PM
Darth Schwartz

Lord Nefaryus

Stewie

TAC
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 11, 2017, 09:25:08 PM
Darth Cunnilingist
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Mister Gold on May 11, 2017, 09:29:44 PM
Lord Diz-kni
Darth Foreplay
Sheev Palpatine
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 11, 2017, 09:44:41 PM
Lord HaavMercie
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 11, 2017, 09:46:17 PM
Darth Syde Uv-theMoon
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on May 11, 2017, 09:58:53 PM
Darth Chocula

Lord Dookie

Darth Mandfrinjinsinmonson
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 11, 2017, 10:15:35 PM
Lord Leeroy Jenkins
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Mister Gold on May 11, 2017, 10:16:25 PM
Darth Schnukims
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 12, 2017, 05:28:46 AM
Doug
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Mister Gold on May 12, 2017, 10:02:06 AM
Darth Binks
Little Orphan Anni
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on May 12, 2017, 01:41:49 PM
That round really fun.  Many worthy entries, but this one got to me the most!

Lord Leeroy Jenkins
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 12, 2017, 02:51:24 PM

TAC
:lol

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Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 12, 2017, 03:05:10 PM
Cool! Thanks.....

STANDINGS

jingle.boy   38
gmillerdrake   36
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Podaar   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TheSilentHam   3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Snow Dog 1

Today's scene:

By sheer luck you come face to face with the Queen of England....what do you say/do?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 12, 2017, 03:20:05 PM
Please never die.  I don't think I could bear seeing the throne handed to Chuck and Seabiscuit.

Is Phillip really hung like a Shetland Pony?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 12, 2017, 03:36:19 PM
"You'll take my life but I'll take yours too
You'll fire your musket but I'll run you through
So when you're waiting for the next attack
You'd better stand there's no turning back
The bugle sounds as the charge begins
But on this battlefield no one wins
The smell of acrid smoke and horses breath
As you plunge into a certain death
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh"

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 12, 2017, 07:00:15 PM
So... do you trim the hedges?

Kill any Krauts in your time?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on May 12, 2017, 07:07:52 PM
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 12, 2017, 07:23:55 PM
MP or MM?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Mister Gold on May 12, 2017, 10:41:28 PM
"So did Bond try to seduce you too when he acted as your bodyguard at the 2012 Olympics?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on May 13, 2017, 01:47:43 AM
Send nudes... *wink*
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on May 15, 2017, 02:47:12 AM
So Brian what was Freddy really like in person?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 15, 2017, 09:54:28 AM
Need a couple more....I'll give it another afternoon.....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on May 15, 2017, 10:02:54 AM
Monty Python sucks.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 15, 2017, 01:34:49 PM
Kill any Krauts in your time?

I'm curious as to what she'd honestly answer.....you're up!!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 16, 2017, 10:26:39 AM
STANDINGS

jingle.boy   39
gmillerdrake   36
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Podaar   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TheSilentHam   3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Snow Dog 1

Today's scene:

Inappropriate crayon names/colors
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 16, 2017, 10:30:57 AM
Pussy Pink
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 16, 2017, 10:31:52 AM
Purple Prick
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 16, 2017, 10:32:21 AM
Shit Stain Brown
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 16, 2017, 10:33:09 AM
Menstrual Maroon
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 16, 2017, 11:46:30 AM
Yeast Infection Yellow
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on May 16, 2017, 12:01:47 PM
France Flag White
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 16, 2017, 12:39:13 PM
Ovarian Orange

Semen Silver

Prude Date Blue

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Mister Gold on May 16, 2017, 12:54:59 PM
Penis Peach
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on May 16, 2017, 06:11:24 PM
Cleveland Brown

Gan Green

Who You Blue
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 16, 2017, 06:34:56 PM
gmillerdrake is hogging the crayons.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 16, 2017, 07:21:18 PM
gmillerdrake is hogging the crayons.


 :yarr

Silver Tears of TAC
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 16, 2017, 07:52:15 PM
St. Louis Blue

Can't get past the second page of the coloring book.

 ;D
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 16, 2017, 07:54:49 PM
St. Louis Blue

Can't get past the second page of the coloring book.

 ;D

 :rollin

I think you might have just won that round
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 16, 2017, 08:07:00 PM
 :metal
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 16, 2017, 08:08:01 PM
:metal

I mean....it's still up to Chad and all....but that was a dang fine crayon color
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on May 17, 2017, 05:38:11 AM
Klu Klux Krayons - 24 shades of perfect white.

Statutory Grape.

Monthly Red.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Mister Gold on May 17, 2017, 01:51:56 PM
Man-Thong Black
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 18, 2017, 03:54:39 PM
Nice round guys.  Lots of lolz.  But before I announce the winner, I have to offer a few of my own submissions:

Alt-right White
Black Lives Matter
POTUS Orange

Let's get Soupy on the board with
Klu Klux Krayons - 24 shades of perfect white.

Although, Who You Blue was a damn fine entry as well.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on May 19, 2017, 09:53:31 AM
Cheers buddy.

STANDINGS

jingle.boy   39
gmillerdrake   36
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Podaar   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TheSilentHam   3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Snow Dog 1
Soupytwist 1

Today's scene should you chose to accept it :

You get a phone call from this guy who thinks you are best mates (you can't stand him).   He's needs a favour, it's his Mum's birthday today and he's forgotten to buy a present, he's stuck at work till after the shops shut.  So he wants you to buy the present for him and drop it round her house - with no more that $50 to be spent.   So what totally inappropriate gift do you get her (from her son)?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 19, 2017, 11:59:06 AM
Anal beads
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Mister Gold on May 19, 2017, 12:03:46 PM
A dildo that glows in the dark.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 19, 2017, 01:17:14 PM
A Mason Jar full of goat Semen and a a Sleeve of wheat thins
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on May 19, 2017, 01:47:41 PM
Lingerie three sizes too small, a sympathy card, Oil of Olay anti aging product, a six pack of vanilla Slim Fast, and a Walmart gift card with the remaining $5.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 19, 2017, 02:46:21 PM
One year membership to the jelly of the month club.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Mister Gold on May 19, 2017, 07:57:31 PM
President Donald J. Trump in a gimp suit, with a single rose resting on the bed.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on May 19, 2017, 09:49:12 PM
Zydar's phone number
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on May 21, 2017, 12:53:21 PM
Lots of good sick answers, but this one got me most....

A Mason Jar full of goat Semen and a a Sleeve of wheat thins

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 21, 2017, 11:51:24 PM
well thanks! That was a shot in the dark....

STANDINGS

jingle.boy   39
gmillerdrake   37
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Podaar   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TheSilentHam   3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Snow Dog 1
Soupytwist 1



Next Scene:

You walk in on your son/daughters "first time" and say.....?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on May 22, 2017, 12:18:49 AM
"Cameron! Get off your sister!"

Oh, you meant son *or* daughter... My bad...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Mister Gold on May 22, 2017, 06:20:41 PM
"OK, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here! Two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth- There's the windup, and there it is! A line shot up the middle, look at him go. This boy can really fly! He's rounding first and really turning it on now, he's not letting up at all... He's gonna try for second, the ball is bobbled out in center. And here comes the throw, and what a throw! He's gonna slide in head first- here he comes, he's out! No, wait, safe-safe at second base, this kid really makes things happen out there. Batter steps up to the plate, here's the pitch-he's going and what a jump he's got... he's trying for third. Here's the throw, it's in the dirt-safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base! He's taking a pretty big lead out there, almost daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher glances over, winds up... and it's bunted, bunted down the third base line, the suicide squeeze is on! Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close- Holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!!!"

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 22, 2017, 06:23:05 PM
STOP RIGHT THERE!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 22, 2017, 07:25:28 PM
Just an FYI....this scene was inspired by real life events. My mother walked in on me and my GF during my first time.  :omg:    It's something that you just never forget.....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 22, 2017, 08:22:35 PM
Just an FYI....this scene was inspired by real life events. My mother walked in on me and my GF during my first time.  :omg:    It's something that you just never forget.....

Surely embarrassing for any 25 y/o.  ;D
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 22, 2017, 08:22:59 PM
Rubber check!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Mister Gold on May 22, 2017, 09:05:58 PM
"Is there anything I can get for you kids? Some snacks? Condoms, maybe?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 22, 2017, 09:07:53 PM
Does somebody need a hug??

<in a Fire Marshall Bill voice> LET ME SHOW YA SOMETHIN!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Mister Gold on May 22, 2017, 09:11:38 PM
"HEY KIDS, WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?!" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51DjxGrnZzE)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on May 22, 2017, 11:44:45 PM
"No no no, son, you're doing it all wrong. Let me show you how it's done..."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on May 22, 2017, 11:46:13 PM
"Oh, hey, what a coincidence! That's the same bed your mother and I conceived you in!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on May 23, 2017, 12:58:44 AM
start singing the "Circle of Life"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 23, 2017, 05:00:08 AM
I think you two need an illustrated manual.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on May 23, 2017, 12:28:17 PM
"Young lady, he has Hep C!!!.....Hi C...I meant Hi C. Would you like me to pour you a glass?"
 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on May 23, 2017, 12:30:17 PM
"Fucking great....now I'M the "Viet Nam Vet Guy"'
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on May 23, 2017, 02:39:43 PM
OMG the Vietnam Vet story!!!!

"Honey, what are you and our son doing?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 23, 2017, 02:56:01 PM
And above all else, if you use multiple points of entry, remember that the order of operations is very important.

SHOCKER!!!!

Huh... you don't see a rooster used like that every day.

I guess I'll add tupperware to the shopping list.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Mister Gold on May 23, 2017, 05:10:05 PM
"Well then... Um, uh.... Welcome to the family, Veronica. I'll just go ahead and leave n- ohgodsonyoudidn'tevenuseacondomareyouinsane- {cough} ... Excuse me, I'll just go ahead and buy you guys the pregnancy test things for you, just in case!" 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 23, 2017, 05:12:56 PM
"Cameron! Get off your sister!"

This one got me out of the gate.....you're up!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on May 23, 2017, 06:22:51 PM
Awesome. Thank you!

STANDINGS

jingle.boy   39
gmillerdrake   37
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Podaar   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TheSilentHam   3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Soupytwist 1

Next: How to ruin a date in five words.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Mister Gold on May 23, 2017, 06:34:23 PM
"Uhhhh... aren't you my sister?"

"So what's that ring for?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on May 23, 2017, 07:32:05 PM
Hi, my name is Zydar.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 23, 2017, 08:11:48 PM
What time-frame is considered 'premature'?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 23, 2017, 09:34:40 PM
I once met Chris Hansen

I think I smell massengill

Look!  Anal beads on sale.

Ever discuss politics with Stadler?

This one time... at bandcamp
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jarlaxle on May 23, 2017, 10:34:39 PM
Do you like butt stuff?

You look like my mom!

Be right back, gotta poop.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 23, 2017, 11:02:06 PM
Please trim your window hedges
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on May 24, 2017, 10:40:59 AM
I really love Dream Theater.

Gas Station nachos sound good?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on May 24, 2017, 10:51:17 AM
This look infected to you?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 24, 2017, 10:57:14 AM
But your sister enjoyed swallowing?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 24, 2017, 10:57:53 AM
Does this smell like chloroform?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on May 24, 2017, 11:41:07 AM
Can I smell your pussy?

























...or is that your feet?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 24, 2017, 11:56:31 AM
It's not "technically" considered Herpes
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on May 24, 2017, 12:14:07 PM
My therapist made me come.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on May 24, 2017, 02:18:50 PM
Can I smell your pussy?

























...or is that your feet?

Biggest laugh out of many good entries. You're up!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on May 25, 2017, 06:51:53 AM
That's a surprise. Lots of great contributions.

Thanks SD,

STANDINGS

jingle.boy   39
gmillerdrake   37
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   15
Podaar   12
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TheSilentHam   3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Soupytwist 1

I had a root canal yesterday and the Endodontist kept asking the assistant for different weird sounding things. Thus, your scene is:

Wrong, terrible, or scary products your doctor or dentist asks for.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 25, 2017, 06:56:47 AM
Debra, can you pass me the beano?

Where's the wahibridopickingant?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 25, 2017, 07:48:25 AM
Hand me the 8" forcep....we're gonna have to probe anally....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on May 25, 2017, 11:18:43 AM
prep the urethral drill
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 25, 2017, 11:21:23 AM
Go ahead and tide the HIV positive blood for transfusion
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 25, 2017, 03:58:36 PM
Son, I don't know what this is, but I'm gonna use it somewhere on you.  Now breathe deep and start counting backwards.

And here's your string of anal beads.

Eeere!!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Mister Gold on May 25, 2017, 04:30:10 PM
"Take a deep, looong breath, little Billy, I'm gonna have to shove this big black plastic thing up and down your throat for a few minutes to clear ou- hey Anny, do you have any lubricants we can put on this before we go to town with this thing?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on May 27, 2017, 07:08:36 AM
Another case of "Know your audience"? As a prostate patient (well, I don't have one anymore) who's had to see a Urologist way too much in recent years, this one horrified me and made me guffaw nervously.

prep the urethral drill

You're up, bacon-boy!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on May 27, 2017, 09:18:12 PM
Thanks buddy!  That was a painful round!

STANDINGS

jingle.boy   39
gmillerdrake   37
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   15
Podaar   12
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
TheSilentHam   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Soupytwist 1

New Scene:
Rejected Disney princesses and their sidekick... (I'm watching Moana at the moment)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on May 27, 2017, 09:55:57 PM
Eva Braun and little Miss brown skirt.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 28, 2017, 12:07:33 AM
Gay Uncle Tom and his Peanut Butter loving Labrador, Luey
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 28, 2017, 05:27:56 AM
Elizabeth Warren and her 1/2 Hobbit / 1/2 Elf, Jeffrey Sessions
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: masterthes on May 28, 2017, 07:23:25 AM
Sarah Palin and her adorable moose, Cara Boo
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Mister Gold on May 28, 2017, 01:27:51 PM
Princess Zydar and his talking sunglasses named Shades.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 28, 2017, 02:04:58 PM
Princess Shmegland and Blob

Princess Kotow and Boy
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on May 29, 2017, 07:00:14 AM
Princess Kellyanne and her lazy beaver, Chaffetz


Little Princess Lizzy and her wise-cracking hatchet.



Princess Caitlyn and her confused driver's license.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 29, 2017, 07:11:57 AM
Princess Flatu, and her skunk Lents.

Little Princess Lizzy and her wise-cracking hatchet.

Shouldn't that be Princess Molly?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on May 29, 2017, 07:19:19 AM
Little Princess Lizzy and her wise-cracking hatchet.

Shouldn't that be Princess Molly?

That completely depends on which side of the Mason Dixon line one lives. Since I don't live on the south side of it, I try to ignore the existence of Molly Hatchet. *shudders*
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on May 29, 2017, 11:02:39 PM
Good one, y'all go there..

This one got me right away

Eva Braun and little Miss brown skirt.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on May 30, 2017, 06:20:27 AM
I don't know if I should be concerned or pleased that we both thought that was funny!  :biggrin:

STANDINGS

jingle.boy   39
gmillerdrake   37
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   15
Podaar   13
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
TheSilentHam   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Soupytwist 1

New Scene:
Scenes from Archie Comics gritty reboot... Probably too obscure, let's try a different one.

Strange sentences to follow, "I'm not a scientist..."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 30, 2017, 04:25:49 PM
...but if you put my penis in your mouth, you can cause an eruption.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 30, 2017, 04:32:59 PM
.....but I'm pretty sure Anal Warts and Herpes will follow soon after.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 30, 2017, 08:01:00 PM
... but I'm glad that Podaar changed this fucking topic.

... but you aren't going to get laid with that bitch-of-an-attitude.

... but it looks like diarrhea is striking you right now.

... but I know that three rights make a left.

... but Betsy DeVos is 10 pounds of stupid in a 5 pound bag.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Mister Gold on May 30, 2017, 08:37:41 PM
... but damnit Jim, he's dead.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 30, 2017, 09:38:26 PM
.....but I'm fairly certain what those three men of Mexican descent are doing to your wife is considered a 'cornhole'
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 30, 2017, 09:53:56 PM
... I'm a political scientist.  My name is Stadler.

... I'm Scott Pruitt.

... that's why I'm employed.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on May 30, 2017, 11:13:41 PM
but I'm pretty sure the theory of relativity has nothing to do with marrying your sister.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on May 31, 2017, 06:50:13 AM
...but I'm pretty sure Menstrual blood isn't a element on the periodic table.

...so i'll just explain this away as a Timey Wimey stuff.

...but at least I can talk and walk properly, Mr Hawkings.

...Really Denise?  I'm shocked, your portrayal of Christmas Jones was so realistic!

...but Yeah Bitch! Magnets!






Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Mister Gold on May 31, 2017, 01:41:44 PM
... However I'm pretty sure that "covfefe" isn't a real word, Mr. President.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on May 31, 2017, 03:10:42 PM
I'm not a scientist... and Jingle's not a comedian.  Here's to keeping our day jobs!  :)

I'm not a scientist... but I know whahibro pickingant when I see it!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 31, 2017, 03:14:38 PM
...but it ain't going to suck itself.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on May 31, 2017, 03:36:02 PM
Great answers. Going Jesse was absolutely brilliant.  :rollin

...but Yeah Bitch! Magnets!

You're up, Chuck!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 31, 2017, 03:42:36 PM
I'm not a scientist... and Jingle's not a comedian.  Here's to keeping our day jobs!  :)

:clap:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on June 01, 2017, 03:53:40 AM
Cheers Podaar.

STANDINGS

jingle.boy   39
gmillerdrake   37
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   15
Podaar   13
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
TheSilentHam   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Soupytwist 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

Simple one this...

Inappropriate Superhero/heroine name and their equally inappropriate super power.

Go..
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 01, 2017, 06:33:22 AM
Backdoor-Man and his Spit-gob of Lubrication.

Mighty Sanchez and his Shocker of Paralyzation.

The Amazing Racist with her Hijab of Other Detection.

Flesh Gordon and his Power Pasties.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on June 01, 2017, 06:36:05 AM
Super Tea Bloke - his special power is the "Sonic Tea Bag" whereby one dip of his empowered Cobblers Awls will render his target speechless, unable to eat, and rather embarrassed.  His "Kryptonite" is that he can not help but stop crime fighting completely twice a day for elevenses and afternoon tea.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 01, 2017, 06:52:17 AM
Splat Man -- Can crap all over you in a single bound!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 01, 2017, 06:54:54 AM
Covfefe, and his ability to stun, disorient, and confuse the fuck out of everyone.

Tiny Hands, and his ability to fist you by the balls - from the inside.

Hilary, and her emails.

Flatulence Boy... can clear a room in a matter of seconds.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 01, 2017, 07:07:58 AM
Dingleberry Man!  His skidmarks are legendary!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 01, 2017, 07:24:35 AM
Bus-station Pest with his uncomfortable leer and revealing trench-coat.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 01, 2017, 07:44:44 AM
Kotowboy!  A sidekick that will annoy you in a single post!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 01, 2017, 07:58:50 AM
Tube Chatter! Renders his opponents petrified with horror by means of a welcoming smile.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 01, 2017, 09:12:39 AM
Loudness Man!  Will stun you into submission with a constant barrage of brickwalled, overcompressed noise! And has the waveforms to prove it! 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 01, 2017, 12:11:24 PM
Journalism Boy ... he's fake.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on June 01, 2017, 01:58:25 PM
Menstruatia, drowning her adversaries that trigger her angry, violent PMS in a bloody deluge.

Cunnilingirl and her magic vibrating tongue.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 01, 2017, 02:09:12 PM
Bosk, and his Ban "hammer".
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 01, 2017, 03:08:15 PM
Sir Urkel and his powers of ineptitude!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Mister Gold on June 02, 2017, 03:40:40 AM
Sir Cena of York and his SUUUUUUPPPEEERRRR SLAAAAMMMM
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on June 03, 2017, 11:39:21 AM
Homeless Man! Fighting crime with his Magic Shopping Cart, every day on 7th and Vine from 4-6PM (and behind Starbucks on Saturday mornings).
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on June 05, 2017, 01:04:12 AM
Lots of great answers, but this...

Bus-station Pest with his uncomfortable leer and revealing trench-coat.

...got me some strange looks at works as I tried to 'not' laugh and nearly choked.   So winner.



Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 07, 2017, 12:39:49 PM
Sorry for the delay. I was drunk in Vegas and running away from an angry hooker during this announcement.

STANDINGS

jingle.boy   39
gmillerdrake   37
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   15
Podaar   14
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
TheSilentHam   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Soupytwist 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

New scene: Unexpected things that James Comey will reveal to congress.

Go...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 07, 2017, 01:45:16 PM
Milenia has an incredibly hairy bush.

Sally Yates is a beast in bed.

There actually is a rich prince in Tanzania that needs to get his money out.

Mitch McConnell actually *is* a 600 year old turtle.

We hacked Brexit.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Prog Snob on June 07, 2017, 01:47:28 PM
He'll tell the truth 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 07, 2017, 01:53:37 PM
Obama was born in Quebec
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 07, 2017, 02:47:39 PM
Everything Alex Jones says is true.

My online handle is Tempus Vox.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 07, 2017, 02:49:01 PM
Trump is a 1/4 Pumpkin.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 07, 2017, 03:23:12 PM
Trumps orange color is due to the effects of countless irretrievable carrots that he's jammed up his a$$ over the years
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: masterthes on June 07, 2017, 04:32:39 PM
You know this is one long episode of Punk'd, right, and Ashton will do the big reveal just before Trump launches the nukes
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 07, 2017, 08:27:02 PM
Eric Trump isn't even human.

Every single member of the Cabinet stays at a Holiday Inn Express when they travel - hell, Betsy DeVos and Scott Pruitt live there!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on June 07, 2017, 08:38:23 PM
"And here is the true origin of Vlasto Day..."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 07, 2017, 08:44:31 PM
He's called 857-5309 and talked to Jenny.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Mister Gold on June 07, 2017, 11:03:01 PM
Trump's "mixtape" is just the sound of him getting excited over two Russian hookers taking a piss on a bed that the Obamas slept on a few years back.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on June 08, 2017, 03:51:03 AM
The Truth is Out There.

Trump thinks the Islamic State is somewhere between New Hampshire and Vermont.

Says the FBI have a video of Trump and Palin cosplaying as The Joker and Harley Quinn, in which Trump is Harley.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 08, 2017, 05:56:59 AM
He's called 857-5309 and talked to Jenny.

Not Jenny's number.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Prog Snob on June 08, 2017, 06:04:10 AM
He's called 857-5309 and talked to Jenny.

Not Jenny's number.

 :lol  Only King would get Jenny's number wrong!  :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 08, 2017, 07:18:37 AM
He's called 857-5309 and talked to Jenny.

Not Jenny's number.

 :lol  Only King would get Jenny's number wrong!  :lol

Only King could mis-spell a number!

P.S. Blob... you gotta sig that one too!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 08, 2017, 08:21:34 AM
...the "humor" on DTF is all written by 400 monkeys in a room with 400 typewriters.

...David Lee Roth IS in fact the better singer for Van Halen.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 08, 2017, 12:22:20 PM
My online handle is Tempus Vox.

This one got me. You're up, JB.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 08, 2017, 06:10:44 PM
Thanks... Will post a new scene later.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 09, 2017, 06:12:01 AM
STANDINGS

jingle.boy   40
gmillerdrake   37
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   15
Podaar   14
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
TheSilentHam   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Soupytwist 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

Today's scene.
Things you'd love to say out-loud at work
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 09, 2017, 07:14:08 AM
I've never wanted to be a skirt so badly in my life

TIc Tacs....buy some and take two every hour

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on June 09, 2017, 07:30:47 AM
As a physical therapist:
"I haven't seen you in a month since your evaluation, you haven't done your exercises I gave you, you're still overdoing the activities that cause your symptoms, but it's my fault you're still in pain. Got it."

"I asked how your shoulder was doing, not your knees, neck, back, hips, spleen, and especially not your acute diarrhea."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 09, 2017, 07:38:33 AM
I want to DDT all of you employees.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 09, 2017, 08:37:55 AM
YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 09, 2017, 09:00:20 AM
CALGON TAKE ME AWAY!























Only the Fogeys will remember that.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on June 09, 2017, 07:54:42 PM
If vasectomies were required for certain people, you'd be my first nominee.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 09, 2017, 08:11:42 PM
You are so useless, the worker gene ran down your mother's leg.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 09, 2017, 08:12:25 PM
"Excuse me, what aisle is the milk in?"

"Ma'am, it's in Aisle number I Don't Give A Fuck."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on June 10, 2017, 08:21:27 PM
I'm not being dismissive.  Your opinion just really, really doesn't matter.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 11, 2017, 04:58:14 AM
YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT.

I'm gonna go with this piece of blunt force honesty.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 11, 2017, 08:08:40 AM
STANDINGS

jingle.boy   40
gmillerdrake   37
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   15
Podaar   14
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
TheSilentHam   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Soupytwist 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Stadler  1


I think my favorite band just jumped the shark.   Their new album is called...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on June 11, 2017, 08:18:15 AM
Jumping the Shark

You Just Wasted $15 - Featuring guest singer Meghan Trainor

The Astonishing
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 11, 2017, 08:42:51 AM
The Astonishing

:clap:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on June 11, 2017, 11:38:29 AM
Dynasty
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 11, 2017, 02:58:57 PM
Wahibrido Pickingant
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on June 12, 2017, 01:25:47 AM
Greatest Shits.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: masterthes on June 12, 2017, 02:46:38 AM
New Album
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on June 12, 2017, 06:15:43 AM
NOW That's what I call Death Metal


Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 12, 2017, 06:22:53 AM
Free Tits and Bacon
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on June 12, 2017, 06:43:41 AM
In The Heart of the Young

Sharkocalypse
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 12, 2017, 07:54:10 AM
Yup, I'm only Seventeen.

Meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow.

You're so stupid, you'll still enjoy this tripe
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on June 13, 2017, 12:09:41 AM
My online handle is Tempus Vox.

This one got me. You're up, JB.

Damnit! Now everyone knows....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on June 13, 2017, 12:20:31 AM
Bruce Springsteen...More Working Class Songs To Blow Your Brains Out To...

KISS...The SPANX Tour : Live

Queen featuring Lil Wayne
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 13, 2017, 07:01:11 AM
Dynasty

This one cuts close to the bone, but I still had to laugh...   you're up.   
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on June 13, 2017, 09:31:33 AM
This one cuts close to the bone, but I still had to laugh...   you're up.   

Thank you! I knew that would hurt a little  :laugh:  and confession:  I was in grade school when it was released, and just loved it at the time.  I must have been in the target demo.

STANDINGS

jingle.boy   40
gmillerdrake   37
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   15
Podaar   14
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
TheSilentHam   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Soupytwist 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Stadler  1

Scene:

An unusual message to receive from your dry cleaner
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 13, 2017, 09:53:29 AM
Surprisingly, hot water and soap removed the Horse Semen from your lapel pretty well
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 13, 2017, 09:57:40 AM
Judging from the receipt you left in your pocket, you were at the Farmer's Market on Elm & Main when diarrhea did indeed strike
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 13, 2017, 10:10:11 AM
"Your wife's v-neck t-shirts are ready, Mr. Crowell."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 13, 2017, 02:40:55 PM
"Sir, your wife's dress was ruined because we found these XL condoms in the pocket"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 13, 2017, 02:56:13 PM
"Sir, your wife's dress was ruined because we found these XL condoms in the pocket"

Yeah, about that .... I hope we can still be friends, Tim.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 13, 2017, 04:51:12 PM
To save you money, we didn't bother cleaning this suit, Mr. Ham. No one would actually wear polyester with four buttons.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 13, 2017, 05:54:31 PM
You're tax return has been submitted.

That's the first time we've seen that color stain in that area of a pair pants.  But, we got it out.

Oh yeah... right there... that's the spot... baaabyyy!!!!  Ohmagod, OHMAGOD.... OHMA FUCKING GOD!!!!  <sigh> You're clothes are going to take a little longer than expected.

Asparagus for dinner last night?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on June 14, 2017, 04:09:40 AM
Sorry Mr Trump, no matter what we did everything still came out orange.

I hate to ask this....but did you own a pet Hamster, and if so has it erm recently gone missing?

Your tent is ready....oh wait it's NOT a tent?  It's your dinner jacket!?  Wow......

Dear Mr P. Parker your costume is now ready. However can I ask you take the web shooters off next time please, the inside of our machine now reminds me of my wife when she came back from that bukake party.

Your clothes are shit, but at least they are now clean.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 14, 2017, 06:54:29 AM
Come on, Bill. Not again.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 14, 2017, 07:17:40 AM
This is the 80s calling.  Ma'am, we graciously took back your four pastel blazers with the shoulder pads in them. No charge.  Joan Rivers loves them!  Have a blessed day.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 14, 2017, 07:50:04 AM
Not need pick up crothes. Rint caught fire. Buirding gone.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 14, 2017, 11:30:24 AM
You have a collect call for Mrs Floyd from Mr Floyd.  Will you accept the charges from the United States?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on June 14, 2017, 12:11:53 PM
This was so wong, it was right.  Winner!

Not need pick up crothes. Rint caught fire. Buirding gone.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 14, 2017, 12:40:17 PM
STANDINGS

jingle.boy   40
gmillerdrake   37
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   15
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
TheSilentHam   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Soupytwist 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Stadler  1

Scene:

Things you DON'T want to be heard saying when the loud music stops at a party.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 14, 2017, 12:42:02 PM
I just had an enema.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 14, 2017, 12:42:35 PM
I wish they'd play some Winger!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 14, 2017, 12:46:44 PM
....and so I prefer it in the Butt.....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on June 14, 2017, 01:59:46 PM
That girl over there is such a bitch, but I'd fuck her anyway.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 14, 2017, 02:32:00 PM
I'd bang his wife 7 days a week, and twice on Sundays.

What am I, flypaper for assholes?

LEEROOOYYYY JENKINS!!!!

<And just for Tim>
17?  She's old enough for me.

<and this statement is getting incredibly more disturbing with each passing day, as jingle.daughter turns 17 in August>
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on June 15, 2017, 02:25:06 AM
...yeah, so hoping to make Imperial Wizard next year...




Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 15, 2017, 05:13:42 AM
The KKK is the best thing that ever happened to me.

Trump for 2020!!

Hilary for 2020!!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on June 15, 2017, 09:35:55 PM
Prog Metal is really the only genre of music worth listening too!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on June 15, 2017, 10:28:23 PM
"I'm actually a cop."

"I own all of Nickelback's albums."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 16, 2017, 04:21:00 AM
Michael Bay is a film-making genius!

Tempus Vox is a hack of an author.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 16, 2017, 05:49:02 AM
I laughed hard at both of these because they're both something that you could say in the middle of a normal conversation but be taken the wrong way when the music stops.

....and so I prefer it in the Butt.....

...yeah, so hoping to make Imperial Wizard next year...

I'm going to give the victory to Gary, though. I could see myself talking about Flu Vaccines and not liking how my arm is sore for a week after...and so [music stops]

You're up, dude.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 16, 2017, 07:25:06 AM
Thanks Gregg  :tup


STANDINGS

jingle.boy   40
gmillerdrake   38
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   15
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
TheSilentHam   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Soupytwist 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Stadler  1

Scene:

"Unfortunate" nicknames for elementary school aged children....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 16, 2017, 10:27:21 AM
Pant Stain Stan

Big Boobs Betty

Hungry Hungry Hannah

BJ (for Betty Jean)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on June 16, 2017, 12:26:03 PM
2 real stories, at least I heard them from people I trust.

1) A kid named Andrew Peacock. Shorten his first name and he becomes Drew. Drew Peacock.

2) A kid named Jesse Long (whom I knew, but cannot 100% vouch for this story). His middle name was a family name: Harden. Jesse Harden Long. Went to a judge to have it changed. Judge saw no problem with his request.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on June 16, 2017, 04:41:59 PM
Doctor Wankinstein.
Death Breath.
The Incredible Sulk.
Erection Slayer.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on June 16, 2017, 10:12:36 PM
The Big Oooops

Fudge Stripe

Ultimate Belieber

Brony Supreme
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 17, 2017, 05:29:58 AM
Snot hanger

Lumpy

Sir Smells-a-lot

Vice Rear Admiral Underpants
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 17, 2017, 06:05:38 AM
Skidmark Sam.

Boogers Face Barry.

Last Picked Larry.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on June 17, 2017, 09:06:28 PM
My son went to elementary school with a kid named Brock Lee.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 18, 2017, 07:23:05 AM
Stroker (a real nickname from my high school; dude played air guitar all the time).
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 18, 2017, 08:36:32 AM
Hungry Hungry Hannah

This had me right out of the gate.  :lol      You're up Chad.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 18, 2017, 08:43:57 AM
Funny, I had a good feeling about that one.  Though, if you keep awarding me victories, you'll never catch me!

STANDINGS

jingle.boy   41
gmillerdrake   38
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   15
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
TheSilentHam   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Soupytwist 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Stadler  1

Today's scene (stolen from JayO's FB feed):

Things you can say both at a funeral or during sex.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 18, 2017, 08:47:50 AM
She laid there like a stiff board.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 18, 2017, 09:14:07 AM
Funny, I had a good feeling about that one.  Though, if you keep awarding me victories, you'll never catch me!

I had a moral dilemma with that one for that very reason :lol   
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 18, 2017, 09:16:10 AM
They look so real.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on June 18, 2017, 09:25:30 AM
The last stroke is what did it.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on June 18, 2017, 12:33:54 PM
"I like to bang them when they're just laying there like that"....er...wait! Nevermind.  :lol   :biggrin:

"I'm glad you came"

"She touched everyone in this room"

"This is just so hard right now"

"Here...have a tissue"

'Wow! That's a really nice box"

"They did a really nice job on her face"

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on June 18, 2017, 05:33:10 PM
Holy! Look at the size of that organ!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 18, 2017, 06:47:39 PM
He went really quick.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 18, 2017, 06:53:19 PM
He went really quick.

Not that there's anything wrong with that..  ;D
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 18, 2017, 07:05:51 PM
I always wanted to do it in a coffin.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 18, 2017, 08:01:06 PM
Cold Ethyl, cold cold Ethyl.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 19, 2017, 12:51:58 PM
Ugh, it smells like a french whore-house in here.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 19, 2017, 01:57:42 PM
"Here...have a tissue"

Tempus had a bunch of beauts, but this one got the most giggles.  Yur up!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on June 19, 2017, 08:06:00 PM
Thank you!

STANDINGS

jingle.boy   41
gmillerdrake   38
lonestar   25
TempusVox  16
kingshmegland   16
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
TheSilentHam   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Soupytwist 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Stadler  1

TODAY'S SCENE:

The wrong thing to say when your lover says, "I love you".
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 19, 2017, 08:09:08 PM
Well, it's not gonna suck itself.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on June 19, 2017, 09:37:00 PM
Awesome. Let's fuck.

Prove it.

Uh, yeah... about that... there's something you need to know...

I love you too, bitch.

You're not getting my Bud Light.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 19, 2017, 10:38:02 PM
Thanks
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on June 19, 2017, 11:17:55 PM
Okay, what is it that you want now?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on June 20, 2017, 01:53:07 AM
..and you are?

Will you BE QUIET I'm trying to watch the footy.

What is the Love you speak of?

...but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: masterthes on June 20, 2017, 04:18:44 AM
I know
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 20, 2017, 04:33:03 AM
Who doesn't?

Yeah-ha baby.... YEAH!!!

Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow.

Yeah, but the chicken said Dwight Gooden struck out 268 in 1985.

Surprize butsex?

Wait, wut?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 20, 2017, 05:01:44 AM
CAN'T TOUCH THIS
(https://rs636.pbsrc.com/albums/uu90/vanessa68_2009/Macros%20and%20gifs/McHammer.gif~c200)


(https://i770.photobucket.com/albums/xx342/ryancorven/Reactions/HomerBlink.gif)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 20, 2017, 06:40:16 AM
I figured as much when you jammed your tongue in my pooper
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 20, 2017, 07:27:18 AM
I can't beat two of them already posted, so I'm sitting this one out.   
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 20, 2017, 07:29:05 AM
How much do you want?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 20, 2017, 07:49:02 AM
How much do you want?

spoken like a true father and husband....  :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on June 20, 2017, 09:05:48 AM
...would now be a bad time to say I've slept with your sister, your mother, and then your sister AND your mother.

...Oh for the love of God I told you to never say that in front of my wife.

...I know you do Scarlett.

...HOLY SHIT A TALKING SHEEP!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 20, 2017, 11:11:33 AM
<Tom Brady>  Sure you do, Roger.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 20, 2017, 12:28:36 PM
Let me hit the record button first... Okay, will you repeat that?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on June 21, 2017, 10:36:23 PM
...Oh for the love of God I told you to never say that in front of my wife.

Winner...yer up!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on June 22, 2017, 02:13:16 AM
Surprising, thought there were some real great ones.   But thanks.

Standings
jingle.boy   41
gmillerdrake   38
lonestar   25
TempusVox  16
kingshmegland   16
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
TheSilentHam   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
Soupytwist 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Stadler  1

Today scene.  We recently lost Roger Moore  So..

Most unlikely lines to be uttered by James Bond....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 22, 2017, 05:54:56 AM
Sucked..not stroked.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 22, 2017, 06:35:11 AM
I'm Batman
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 22, 2017, 06:41:31 AM
Suprize butsex?

M... blow me.

Q... M just blew me.

I'll let you go if you can tell me the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

My Chevy Volt is just such a sexy vehicle.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 22, 2017, 06:42:54 AM
I like my balls shaken, not cupped.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 22, 2017, 06:49:01 AM
Why yes my dear, I am from Nantucket.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 22, 2017, 06:50:37 AM
I'll have a Yoo-Hoo.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on June 22, 2017, 07:58:53 AM
I'll have a Yoo-Hoo.

I'll have a Zima
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 22, 2017, 08:26:06 AM
Bond.... Jane Bond. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on June 22, 2017, 08:49:27 AM
Long live the queen, of course.  But here's my resignation, and I'm off to help make America great again.

Edit:fixed typo
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 22, 2017, 09:15:46 AM
I'll have a Yoo-Hoo.

I'll have a Zima

(https://c.sceneclip.com/data/clip/e33kMTQ/clip.preview.jpg)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 22, 2017, 10:47:51 AM
Screw Goldeneye.....anyone down for a Golden Shower?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 22, 2017, 10:57:23 AM
Q, a laser watch? Cool beans!

Can you give me 20 minutes, Darling? I need to take a Viagra.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on June 22, 2017, 02:13:22 PM
Sorry, LGBTQ, I have to start calling you that to be PC and all-inclusive.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 22, 2017, 02:20:03 PM
It's Elementary my dear Watson....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on June 22, 2017, 06:32:49 PM
"Hold on while I unwrap this condom."

"Miss Moneypenny, please tell M I will talk to him when I get back from the taping of the Maury Povich show."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 22, 2017, 10:21:19 PM
I think I've ran out of bullets....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on June 22, 2017, 10:29:12 PM
I'll have a Zima

Not a caption, but dear lord my first alcoholic beverage was a Zima.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on June 23, 2017, 07:18:02 AM
I like my balls shaken, not cupped.

Winner.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 23, 2017, 07:31:50 AM
Thank you!  Thank you!

Standings
jingle.boy   41
gmillerdrake   38
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   17
TempusVox  16
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
TheSilentHam   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
Soupytwist 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Stadler  1


Next Scene.

Men are from Mars, Woman are from Venus.  You want to sit on your ass for the day but your girl has other plans and she says to you.........
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 23, 2017, 08:10:41 AM
Wanna talk?

Her: Let's do something.
Me:  Ok, what do you have in mind?
Her:  I don't know.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 23, 2017, 09:00:20 AM
.....don't get comfy, I told my Mom we'd come over and help her and Dad clean out their garage.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 23, 2017, 09:01:59 AM
"Fancy a fuck?"
"Has it been four months already?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on June 23, 2017, 12:48:32 PM
"Whose bra is this?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 23, 2017, 05:24:00 PM
You best clean that skid mark on the toilet before my family gets here.

Ooohhh, let's watch the Teen Mom marathon!

Let's do something fun together... Scrap-booking!

I got two tickets to the football game, let's get there early to tailgate.  I bought sausages already.
<this is what Queenshmegland would say for sure!>
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 23, 2017, 05:28:59 PM
She's a veteran of tailgating at Pats games.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 24, 2017, 06:56:34 AM
If you ever want to see March 14th, you'd better march outside and get that yard shaped up.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on June 24, 2017, 07:03:46 AM
Oh, no you don't!  Today is Oprahpalooza, and you promised.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 24, 2017, 07:05:01 AM
If you're going to sit there all day with your robe thrown recklessly open, will you at least put on some underpants?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on June 24, 2017, 08:02:39 AM
It's not going to suck itself...



Actually, it'd be more like:
The dishes aren't going to do themselves...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 24, 2017, 11:12:06 AM
But you promised to shave my back today!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 24, 2017, 04:11:06 PM
.....don't get comfy, I told my Mom we'd come over and help her and Dad clean out their garage.


This hurt me to the core. Winner!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 25, 2017, 08:49:46 AM
Thank you Sir! We've all heard some rendition of that phrase..... :lol

Standings
jingle.boy   41
gmillerdrake   39
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   17
TempusVox  16
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
TheSilentHam   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
Soupytwist 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Stadler  1


Next Scene.

You walk in to your after school detention only to find your teacher and best friend engaged in full on sex....your first words are?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 25, 2017, 08:52:08 AM
I don't think that's appropriate Mr. Lancaster.

First rule of detention....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 25, 2017, 08:53:47 AM
How do I get Detention?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 25, 2017, 08:54:31 AM
How many milimeters are you giving her?

Extra Credit?

How long does it to to get from that desk to the other desk if Billy is boning Mrs. Hanley and he's pumping every 2 seconds?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 25, 2017, 09:03:43 AM
<takes out notebook> Dear Penthouse ...

Ms Freeman, you have an INCREDIBLY hairy bush.

That must be jelly, cuz jam don't shake like that.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on June 25, 2017, 08:57:43 PM
I'll have a Zima

Not a caption, but dear lord my first alcoholic beverage was a Zima.

That shit is awful. It's like slightly alcoholic Fresca.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 25, 2017, 08:59:52 PM
That's what you use to take corrosion of of the car battery.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on June 26, 2017, 05:21:23 AM
Oh Sorry I thought the Biology class was over.

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce him, aren't you?

So my detention punishment is sloppy seconds?

How to get a A certificate from the teacher, and a STD certificate from the Doctor.







Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 26, 2017, 09:45:58 AM
I'll have a Zima

Not a caption, but dear lord my first alcoholic beverage was a Zima.

That shit is awful. It's like slightly alcoholic Fresca.

The teacher or your best friend? 


(Actually, I like Fresca and vodka).
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 27, 2017, 11:29:09 AM
Oh Sorry I thought the Biology class was over.

you're up!!  :tup
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on June 28, 2017, 01:25:00 AM
Thanking You.

Thanking You.

Standings
jingle.boy   41
gmillerdrake   38
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   17
TempusVox  16
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
TheSilentHam   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Stadler  1

Scene this...

You order a Pizza.   30 Minutes later there is a knock on the door, opening the door your greeted by the Pizza delivery person - who turns out to be an Ex Partner, who dumped you in a horrible way for someone else.........what do you say?


Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 28, 2017, 06:04:25 AM
Milenia?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 28, 2017, 03:37:47 PM
"I see your face cleared up. Too bad about the weight, though."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 28, 2017, 04:30:19 PM
I'd give you a tip but you've already gotten it......many times.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 28, 2017, 04:58:37 PM
This pleases me.  Here's a $20 since its obvious tou need it and I enjoy a good laugh.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 28, 2017, 06:01:08 PM
Tip?  TIP!?!?  Here's a tip... turn up the thermostat a tad to warm your cold and dying soul.

Boy, you sure aged like shit.  I dodged a bullet there.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on June 28, 2017, 09:34:15 PM
No, really, no hard feelings. I totally understand. Oh, by the way, have you met my amazing, beautiful wife?

Wow, you got fat... Ever considered working at a salad bar instead?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on June 28, 2017, 09:45:34 PM
This is the first time you ever offered me a chance to eat something of yours.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 29, 2017, 07:45:09 AM
I'm sorry I ordered a medium Pepperoni......not a large fat a$$, semen soaked heartless bitch!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on June 30, 2017, 01:56:07 AM
This is the first time you ever offered me a chance to eat something of yours.

Winner!
This one takes it.  ;D
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on June 30, 2017, 10:14:55 AM
Standings
jingle.boy   41
gmillerdrake   38
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   17
TempusVox  16
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
TheSilentHam   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris   3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Stadler  1

For the upcoming Brock Lesnar/Samoa Joe match, WWE just announced a never before used stipulation. It will be a _____________ match!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 30, 2017, 10:23:00 AM
Cornhole Match. First to squeal loses....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 30, 2017, 12:43:03 PM
Who the fuck cares
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 01, 2017, 03:50:51 AM
We need a pay cheque
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on July 01, 2017, 07:54:34 AM
Texas hold 'em poker. If it's good enough for ESPN, it's good enough for wrestling.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 01, 2017, 08:54:56 AM
Lip Sync match....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 01, 2017, 09:41:26 AM
First to splooge

Most drawn out ring entrance
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 01, 2017, 10:09:53 AM
Tickle fight match

Best Jazz Hands
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 01, 2017, 10:22:44 AM
Rock, Paper, Scissors

Buck Buck

Crop duster
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 01, 2017, 11:15:46 AM
I'll show you mine if you show me yours....

Who can hide the most cucumbers....

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on July 01, 2017, 07:25:34 PM
Who can hide the most cucumbers....

Bah gawd! Bah gawd!

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

The winner. Honorable mention for "Who the fuck cares." While not a great stipulation, genuinely made me laugh.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 01, 2017, 09:56:37 PM

Why thank you!


Standings
jingle.boy   41
gmillerdrake   39
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   17
TempusVox  16
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
TheSilentHam   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris   3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Stadler  1

next scene:

Your tasked with 'naming' Bill Belichick's 2017 Season's training camp. It's called?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on July 01, 2017, 11:54:07 PM
Remember Jamie Collins? Yeah, neither do we.

We're on to 2018. Just give us the Lombardi already.

What are our odds of making the Super Bowl again? Ahhh, maybe 28:3?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 02, 2017, 05:12:21 AM
Come On Roger, 2018 needs you.

Bill will need a 3rd hand 2018.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 02, 2017, 06:57:41 AM
What shit-assed no-name receivers will make the squad this year

Running game, schmumming game.

Eat my ass and balls

Operation: Gamecrime
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 02, 2017, 06:59:29 AM
Champgate.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 02, 2017, 08:16:07 AM
Champgate.

More like Chumpgate

that would be the Jets training camp
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 02, 2017, 07:30:02 PM
Huffs, clears throat, sniffles
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on July 03, 2017, 02:06:57 AM
I have no idea who Bill Belichick is.  I went to his wiki page, but way to much to read, so my answer will be....

Jeffrey.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 03, 2017, 04:28:58 AM
Hoodies and goodies
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 03, 2017, 07:18:34 AM
<Dead silence>



(Anyone who has seen a Belichick press conference, where he just stares at the questioner and doesn't say a thing will understand this).
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on July 03, 2017, 01:30:01 PM
#lolfalcons
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 03, 2017, 03:21:28 PM
Who shall we lull into a false sense of security this year?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 03, 2017, 08:18:51 PM
The cougar is off limits.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 04, 2017, 09:15:49 AM
#lolfalcons

I'm going with this one because well.....LOL at the Falcons for choking and blowing that game  :lol

You're up!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on July 04, 2017, 09:34:00 AM
Thank you G!

Standings
jingle.boy   41
gmillerdrake   39
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   17
TempusVox  16
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris   3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Stadler  1

next scene:
On July 3, 1776, Thomas Jefferson is procrastinating while trying to finish the Declaration of Independence.  What does find to do with his time?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 04, 2017, 09:42:06 AM
Shags one of his hot slaves....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: JayOctavarium on July 04, 2017, 10:00:04 AM
www.dreamtheaterforums.org
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 05, 2017, 07:45:48 AM
Netflix and chill.    :millahhhh
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 05, 2017, 07:49:17 AM
Steal George Washington's wooden dentures and whittle Vampire Teeth into them..
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 05, 2017, 10:51:54 AM
How can we shorten this to 140 characters?

Ben.  Ben!  Pull my finger.  QUICK!

Hey Jimmie ... why can't you masturbate with these two fingers??
Because they're mine!

Who's up for a circle-jerk?
Title: He Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 05, 2017, 03:49:12 PM
He got into a twitter beef with Ben Franklin.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 05, 2017, 04:07:09 PM
Pretends to be like Howard Stern and interviews hot lesbian slaves.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on July 06, 2017, 01:15:01 AM
Designing the blueprints for the first presidential Aircraft, which would much later come to reality as Air Force One.  The only difference from his original design was the name - Thomas Jefferson Airplane.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 06, 2017, 04:25:50 AM
Now... how do we word this damned thing that would still allow us our bruthuhs and sistahs around the homestead?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on July 06, 2017, 05:55:03 AM
Good ones as usual..  gotta give Jay his due for this one.  winner!
www.dreamtheaterforums.org


Though this one is probably the most historically accurate
Shags one of his hot slaves....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on July 06, 2017, 03:00:30 PM
Starting next scene for Jay (upon request)

Standings
jingle.boy   41
gmillerdrake   39
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   17
TempusVox  16
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris   3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Stadler  1

next scene:
Excuses when a supervisor comes in and finds a security guard asleep at the job
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 06, 2017, 03:20:41 PM
I was scanning our cyber threads.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 06, 2017, 03:31:24 PM
www.dreamtheaterforums.org
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on July 06, 2017, 04:12:00 PM
Sorry Boss, but I told you this would happen if you piped in Genesis through the office.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 06, 2017, 04:20:12 PM
Can't I get a few hours of sleep boss? Your wife is keeping me up all night.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: JayOctavarium on July 06, 2017, 07:44:29 PM
This scene :clap:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on July 06, 2017, 10:33:18 PM
"Sorry boss, I was at the Shattered Fortress show last night and the drum solo went way longer than it should have."

Too soon?  ;D
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on July 07, 2017, 04:02:54 AM
Honestly, do you think anyone is going to break in and steal this crap you sell?

There were just to many of them, I fought bravely and injured a few but a cheap shot rendered me unconscious, however looks like I must have scared them off as nothing appears to be missing.

My snoring sounds like several angry guard dogs.









Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 07, 2017, 04:57:19 AM
Fucking Costanza and this goddamned rocking chair!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 07, 2017, 06:48:14 AM
You ever heard of resting your eyes jackass....that's what i was doing?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 07, 2017, 06:48:53 AM
Sorry....I was mentally undressing your daughter. Man, she's got boobs like her mom.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: JayOctavarium on July 07, 2017, 09:46:07 PM
Any more?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 09, 2017, 09:10:05 AM
Sorry sir....I wasn't sleeping though...I was in deep contemplation pondering how do you know that your experience of consciousness is the same as other people’s experience of consciousness?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 09, 2017, 09:11:00 AM
Sorry sir, has Jay picked a winner yet?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: JayOctavarium on July 09, 2017, 10:07:49 AM
Sorry sir....I wasn't sleeping though...I was in deep contemplation pondering how do you know that your experience of consciousness is the same as other people’s experience of consciousness?

Damnit.

I was going to go with the Undressing Daughter comment (if you worked here you would know that kind of comment would fit right in...)

but this last one takes it.

Winner!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 09, 2017, 12:50:59 PM
Cool! Thank you kind Sir....

Standings
jingle.boy   41
gmillerdrake   40
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   17
TempusVox  16
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris   3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Stadler  1

next scene:
Your overweight neighbor walks out of his house wearing only his tighty whighties,his wife's bra and purse, holding a half drank bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand and a bottle of Extra Virgin cooking oil in the other. He's sees you and shouts across the street, "Any chance you could give me a hand with _______?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on July 09, 2017, 01:35:28 PM
"...running the country?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 09, 2017, 03:57:22 PM
".... these anal beads?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Mister Gold on July 09, 2017, 04:06:15 PM
"... figuring out how to pardon my son for possibly being caught trying to collude with the Russians without ruining my own presidency? (https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/09/us/politics/trump-russia-kushner-manafort.html?action=Click&contentCollection=BreakingNews&contentID=65549760&pgtype=Homepage&_r=0)"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 09, 2017, 06:30:54 PM
"...  finding the three little shithead kids ruined my box-hedges?"

"... the gimp costume I've got up in the garage loft?"

"... waxing my back?"

"... mopping up some blood?  You don't have a spare shower curtain, do ya?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on July 09, 2017, 10:53:11 PM
"....being asked to play drums for DT again?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on July 10, 2017, 09:17:59 AM
"... chafing due to anal leakage?"

"... rehearse my lines for 10 Cloverfield Lane 2."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 10, 2017, 10:02:38 AM
...come up with my top 25 video games for a DTF countdown?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 11, 2017, 12:18:15 PM
"... picking a winner at some dumbass game I'm playing with my online friends?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 11, 2017, 02:47:02 PM
"....being asked to play drums for DT again?"

TV gets it!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on July 11, 2017, 09:07:47 PM
Thanks Gary! And btw things are great. Taking an unplanned 2 year break from writing to live a little. This is my summer of concerts. So I've been traveling like crazy. Most have been last minute decisions, I've finally enlisted a couple friends who can afford to and have an inclination to go with me. Mrs. Vox is "rocked out" and not up for all the hotels, but she hung through the first 12. So, I'm trying to hit a magic number of 50 this year before we're through. Up to 22 so far; caught Maiden now 6 times (3 in UK) and headed to NYC for the shows on the 21st and 22nd. Enough catching up...back to the show; but I hope you're doing fantastic as well!  \m/

Standings
jingle.boy   41
gmillerdrake   40
lonestar   25
TempusVox 17
kingshmegland   17
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris   3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Stadler  1

next scene:
Pick up lines of the blind...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: JayOctavarium on July 11, 2017, 10:29:17 PM
"wanna see my penis? Oh.. wait.."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 12, 2017, 12:08:24 AM
I'm still learning Braille but by the feel of things I'd say it's a tad nipply out....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 12, 2017, 12:10:42 AM
I can honestly say that I've never seen anyone more beautiful than you
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 12, 2017, 04:42:15 AM
I may not look like much, but I'm hung like a shetland pony.

Your pussy has the scent of surströmming.

<you didn't say they had to be good pickup lines>
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on July 12, 2017, 09:34:55 AM
HOLY SHIT I'M BLIND!!!....you have literally blinded me with your beauty.....a blowjob and we'll call it even?

Hi there, I'm blind but my mate says you've been looking in my direction all night, may I ask for your name?.......Oh well nice to meet you Derek....



Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 12, 2017, 04:43:58 PM
I can honestly say that I've never seen anyone more beautiful than you

 :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 12, 2017, 05:06:04 PM
I want to dotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdot you so bad!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 12, 2017, 08:52:17 PM
Huuu ahh??
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 12, 2017, 09:20:03 PM
You know.....this just isn't a walking cane......it's handle is curved for pleasure, battery operated as well and has several varying speeds and motions.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 13, 2017, 10:58:00 AM
Your name wouldn't happen to be Iris....would it?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on July 14, 2017, 05:24:30 AM
My guidedog always knows what I want, that is why he's currently sniffing your crotch.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 14, 2017, 01:25:43 PM
If I had to guess I'd say you're either twerking or slapping two honey ham shanks together.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 14, 2017, 02:04:45 PM
hhmmm... you got the 'smells like fish' part down.  Shall we move on to 'tastes like chicken'?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 14, 2017, 02:14:26 PM
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: JayOctavarium on July 14, 2017, 02:15:14 PM
:rollin

Cross thread pollination
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on July 15, 2017, 12:07:09 AM
I can honestly say that I've never seen anyone more beautiful than you

Made me chuckle. You're up!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 16, 2017, 10:50:19 AM
Thanks TV!

Standings

gmillerdrake   41
jingle.boy   41
lonestar   25
TempusVox 17
kingshmegland   17
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris   3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Stadler  1

next scene:

You're innocent, yet accused of murder and are being interrogated. But your Alibi is embarrassing/odd/unbelievable etc. what is it?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on July 16, 2017, 11:32:30 AM
"I was driving the Adrenaline Mob RV."

Too soon?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 16, 2017, 01:59:25 PM
Me and my pals Paul and Jared were meeting with some foreign lawyer.

I was having an impromptu sit down with Chris Hansen.

I was arguing the number of strikeouts Dwight Gooden had in 1984 with some chick.

Have you heard of DTF?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on July 17, 2017, 06:53:56 AM
I was murdering someone else.

 



Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 17, 2017, 07:21:21 AM
I was having an impromptu sit down with Chris Hansen.

I think the premise is UNBELIEVEABLE.   ;)   


Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 17, 2017, 07:23:59 AM
... I was at home.  I have witnesses.  I walked out of my house wearing only my tighty whighties, my wife's bra and purse, holding a half drank bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand and a bottle of Extra Virgin cooking oil in the other. My neighbor, Tempus Vox, saw me and helped me with my drumming.  You can ask him! 




Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on July 17, 2017, 08:58:04 AM
Well, I was out on the Interstate getting corn-holed by three Mexicans in ancient Toyota microbus.  :blush
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 17, 2017, 03:16:39 PM
I was at the Beiber concert.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: JayOctavarium on July 17, 2017, 04:09:11 PM
I was back stage at a Beiber concert. TAC can confirm this.. he saw my VIP pass and became quite jealous.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 17, 2017, 04:09:54 PM
Got the pics to prove it!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: JayOctavarium on July 17, 2017, 04:11:48 PM
Do you have the pics from the hand job I gave him?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 17, 2017, 04:19:58 PM
I would've but my lens got smudged.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 17, 2017, 05:47:31 PM
My name is Tim, and I lied when I said I was at the Beiber concert.  I was actually seeing Winger; Kee of Hearts was opening.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 17, 2017, 06:55:02 PM
(https://imoviequotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/6-My-Cousin-Vinny-quotes.gif)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on July 18, 2017, 02:13:58 AM
I was making out with my girlfriend, yeah she's only seventeen, daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me!

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 18, 2017, 09:50:42 AM
(https://imoviequotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/6-My-Cousin-Vinny-quotes.gif)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on July 18, 2017, 09:37:18 PM
It couldn't have been me, I was too busy warning Stadler to chill in the P/R forum.

Too soon?  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 19, 2017, 11:35:51 AM
... I was at home.  I have witnesses.  I walked out of my house wearing only my tighty whighties, my wife's bra and purse, holding a half drank bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand and a bottle of Extra Virgin cooking oil in the other. My neighbor, Tempus Vox, saw me and helped me with my drumming.  You can ask him!

Sounds like a great Alibi. You win!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 20, 2017, 06:22:11 AM
Standings
jingle.boy   41
gmillerdrake   40
lonestar   25
TempusVox 17
kingshmegland   17
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris   3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Stadler  2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

At this pace, I'll be in the lead by... 2112.

So... this past weekend I went to a tag sale.   There was a neat little box called a "Mystery Box" for $5.  I figured, what the hell!   In it was a signed copy of Images and Words and a small painting of dogs playing poker (behind which I found an original copy of the Declaration of Independence).   But the most amazing thing was an unpublished manuscript from Tempus Vox called ___________


(All in fun, of course; let's remember to show the requisite amount of respect for another forumer...)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 20, 2017, 06:57:31 AM
Yelp Reviews: You suck at it.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 20, 2017, 08:39:38 AM
Using the most current standings to post.....you suck st it. Chad and I are tied
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 20, 2017, 09:35:26 AM
"From Gimp in a Box to Jingle.Boy. One Canadians Life Adventure"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on July 20, 2017, 10:26:15 AM
The Official Dan Brown Autobiography
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 20, 2017, 10:42:08 AM
History of the St. Louis Blues:  Why They've Never Won a Cup
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 20, 2017, 10:43:14 AM
Using the most current standings to post.....you suck st it. Chad and I are tied

Well, not really we aren't.   ;)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 20, 2017, 10:46:32 AM
How to Win Every Argument.   ;)

Mystery Novels for Dummies

How to Name Drop Like a Boss
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on July 20, 2017, 04:01:36 PM
Using the most current standings to post.....you suck st it. Chad and I are tied

Well, not really we aren't.   ;)

GMD, Status Seeker.






Yes, that's an entry into the contest.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on July 20, 2017, 04:27:45 PM
"My life as the 5/8 Forum Geisha"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 20, 2017, 05:14:00 PM
Using the most current standings to post.....you suck st it. Chad and I are tied

Well, not really we aren't.   ;)

GMD, Status Seeker

Just want the record to be shown correctly. That's all.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 20, 2017, 06:57:35 PM
The name is Tempus, Tempus Vox.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DebraKadabra on July 20, 2017, 07:06:37 PM
Mein Covfefe, The Biography of Pino Chitler.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 20, 2017, 07:12:52 PM
My life as a Bay City Roller Groupie.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 20, 2017, 07:13:57 PM
Geedy Lee and his Merry Band of Cornholing Mexicans
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on July 20, 2017, 11:55:53 PM
"Only Weymolith Really Knows"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on July 21, 2017, 12:37:26 AM
"Horton Huffs a Ho"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 24, 2017, 04:19:42 PM
Fucktards will wait for anything
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 24, 2017, 04:49:24 PM
The curious case of Gmillerdrake's vanishing point
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 24, 2017, 07:45:08 PM
Gotta tell ya, and I'll take the blame for this, but there's not a lot to work with here. 


For being a sport, I'm going to give it to Tempus and beg his forgiveness moving forward.   
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on July 27, 2017, 10:30:06 PM

Standings
jingle.boy   41
gmillerdrake   40
lonestar   25
TempusVox 18
kingshmegland   17
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris   3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Stadler  2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

Thanks! No begging for forgiveness unless it's from me. Sorry I haven't posted until now. Been traveling.

Scene:
Acceptance speeches you'll never hear...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 28, 2017, 04:50:32 AM
I am honored to be your first female President -- Chelsea Clinton

Told you I'd beat that fuckin shark -- Michael Phelps
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 28, 2017, 06:36:09 AM
It's an honor to Win the Stanley Cup for the St. Louis Blues - Alex Petriangelo
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 28, 2017, 07:35:15 AM
HAHA, this is a good one.  One of the better ones, actually!   

"I humbly accept this second term as President."  - Donald Trump

"I humbly accept [insert anything you goddamn well please, because the key word here is "humbly"]." - Donald Trump

"This Oscar means so much to me; thank you to the Academy..." - Steven Seagal

And unfortunately:
"It is truly an honor to now be among heroes, friends, and colleagues in the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame." - Robert Fripp, Ronnie James Dio, Keith Emerson, Greg Lake, Lemmy, Duran Duran, and Iron Maiden (though I think the last two will ultimately get there)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on July 28, 2017, 01:48:19 PM
"It's truly an honor to receive (insert any Grammy award here)..." --Dream Theater

<Anything with a TelePrompTer> --Floyd Mayweather
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 28, 2017, 02:34:48 PM
I never thought I'd win DTF Member of the Year --- Kotowboy

I can't wait to bring Vince Lombardi Trophy trophy to the city of Cleveland --- Jimmy Haslam

The Rock couldn't be hear tonight because of his campaign preparations, but I'll gladly accept this award for his performance in Baywatch 2: Bearded Clam --- Zac Efron

I'd like to thank Michael Bay for seeing the artistry in this book, and agreeing to use it for his latest movie.  Hard to believe 17 years after first finishing <some pompous title>, here I am holding the Best Adapted Screenplay Oscar --- Tempus Vox
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 28, 2017, 02:37:27 PM
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Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on July 30, 2017, 11:14:25 AM
 :lol

Some clever entries...Jingle you were *thisclose* but Stadler takes it with the Steven Segal entry!

Stadler you're up!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 31, 2017, 08:36:24 AM
Standings
jingle.boy   41
gmillerdrake   40
lonestar   25
TempusVox 18
kingshmegland   17
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris   3
Stadler  3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

Scene:
High school/college classes you WISH you could have taken.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 31, 2017, 08:38:13 AM
Hummers 101
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 31, 2017, 08:52:15 AM
Embezzlement: How To NOT Get Caught

How to Spot the "Naughty" Teachers and The Steps to Take After you Identify Them





Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 31, 2017, 08:52:36 AM
Hummers 101

didn't you teach that....with demonstrations and all?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 31, 2017, 09:38:31 AM
Woodworking Masters Course: Creative Avenues to Cure Your Morning Wood
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on July 31, 2017, 02:10:29 PM
Experiential Sex Ed 101
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 31, 2017, 02:20:10 PM
Successfully Bribing Superiors and Authority Figures

Understanding Women - there are no classes or tests, because it's pointless.  And every man fails the course anyway.

History of the Q-Tip
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 31, 2017, 02:40:07 PM
Intro to Jedi Mind Tricks
Intermediate Jedi Mind Tricks: Bank Account Balance
Advanced Jedi Mind Tricks: Penis Size
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 31, 2017, 02:41:17 PM
Crusty Sock, T-Shirt and Kleenex Art
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on July 31, 2017, 03:34:01 PM
Zydar 101
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 31, 2017, 03:36:48 PM
How about  a class without the bunch of fucking weirdos in this thread..
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: JayOctavarium on July 31, 2017, 05:06:18 PM
Typing like a King(shmegland)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 31, 2017, 05:13:08 PM
The Lyrical Genius of Winger

and just for TAC...

Planning Disney Vacations (that is a 2 semester course!)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 31, 2017, 05:18:27 PM
and just for TAC...

Planning Disney Vacations (that is a 2 semester course!)

Hah! That was actually my wife's major.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on July 31, 2017, 10:12:38 PM
Extreme Wealth through Procrastination

How to Bang Your "Writing for Prospective Lawyers" Professor Without Her Husband Finding Out

Rolling Perfect Joints 101

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on August 02, 2017, 08:40:37 AM
The Lyrical Genius of Winger


Planning Disney Vacations (that is a 2 semester course!)

Jingle has this one.   There were three that struck me (these two and the "Understanding women..." courses.).


Though TAC has it wired, let me tell you. :) 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 02, 2017, 09:57:02 AM
Updated Standings (and giving Gary his "missing" point so he stops bellyachin  :biggrin:)
jingle.boy   42
gmillerdrake   41
lonestar   25
TempusVox 18
kingshmegland   17
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris   3
Stadler  3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

Today's Scene:

Awkward 'share' at an AA meeting
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 02, 2017, 10:54:11 AM
Updated Standings (and giving Gary his "missing" point so he stops bellyachin  :biggrin:)

Just made my day.  :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 02, 2017, 10:57:01 AM
....and I knew I had hit rock bottom the day I spiked my baby Nephew's formula with Vodka and waitied.....then took his urine loaded Diaper and squeezed the pee into eight shot glasses and slammed them all back to back......
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 02, 2017, 12:39:08 PM
....and after that and despite the occasional discomfort, that's where i decided to store my cucumbers.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 02, 2017, 01:18:20 PM
....which led me to my motto of "A $20 Bill is a $20 Bill..."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 02, 2017, 01:37:20 PM
I'd like to get my rocks off with you.  Speaking of rocks, wanna drink?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 02, 2017, 02:15:54 PM
I was once so wasted on Moonshine I mistook a frozen tampon for a cherry popcycle......which explains why every now and then I get a hankerin' for a bit of A positive blood.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on August 02, 2017, 08:52:38 PM
"...So, I've always been a big fan of AA. I used to like D for the longest time, but you can't carry as many in your pocket. AAA are fairly useful, but they never last very long. I've never like 9- volts, something about those polarized snap connectors seems so primitive and boorish; and I have this idea about developing batteries that will one day replace gas powered engines in cars...why is everyone staring at me?"

~ the moment young Elon Musk discovered AA wasn't a battery club.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on August 03, 2017, 07:41:22 PM
I don't even whahíbrido pickingant
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 03, 2017, 09:05:34 PM
Did you know AA stands for I have a 12" penis?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on August 04, 2017, 07:58:52 AM
Did you know AA stands for I have a 12" penis?

Let me show you...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: JayOctavarium on August 04, 2017, 09:17:05 AM
Did you know AA stands for I have a 12" penis?

Let me show you...


No.

I won't pull off my pants for you to show King.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DebraKadabra on August 04, 2017, 03:47:52 PM
".. and that's when I realized that I'm Batman."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 07, 2017, 04:46:48 AM
Guess that was a shitty scene.

TV takes it though - I'd send him a PM, but his inbox is full.  Hopefully he's scanning the thread. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on August 09, 2017, 09:18:21 PM
Wow! Thanks...sorry for the delay and the reminder to trim my box..er....I mean purge my in-box.

Updated Standings

jingle.boy   42
gmillerdrake   41
lonestar   25
TempusVox 19
kingshmegland   17
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris   3
Stadler  3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

Today's Scene:

Bad Infomercials we've never seen.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 09, 2017, 09:32:43 PM
The Apple peeler/ groin scratcher.

When your jock itch meets your obsession with apples.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on August 09, 2017, 09:53:04 PM
"Fran Drescher here..."

"Hi, I'm OJ Simpson, here to tell about the wonderful world of Ginsu..."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 10, 2017, 05:32:05 AM
You won't get enough of my rectum flavored hot-sauce!

Mooch here to show you how to suck your own cock.

I'm Donald Trump, and my new program "How to get 100 million people to simultaneously scream 'What the actual fuck!?!?'"

Stadler here with my new book "Agreeing... why it is over-rated"

I'm TAC, and you'll want two copies of "Winger's Classics" ... one to play, and one to slap yourself with - you don't want to accidentally seal the CD case shut.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on August 10, 2017, 07:26:34 AM
"Fran Drescher here..."

No joke, no sarcasm, no "just being different":  I LOVE Fran Drescher, and I think she's HOT.  The voice is annoying, I'll give you, but I'd rather watch her than Billy Mays or that Sham-WOW! clown, all day long. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on August 10, 2017, 07:40:08 AM
"Fran Drescher here..."

No joke, no sarcasm, no "just being different":  I LOVE Fran Drescher, and I think she's HOT.  The voice is annoying, I'll give you, but I'd rather watch her than Billy Mays or that Sham-WOW! clown, all day long.

And I'll give you that she could definitely be found attractive. But that voice. And her laugh. Listening to that for 30-60 minutes would be difficult to sit through for me.

But you're right. Still better than Billy Mays and Vince. Just turn the volume down...

Anyway, back to the funnies...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 10, 2017, 09:14:32 AM
OJ Simpson here to tell you about the new line of 'Ginzu' Steak Knives.......
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 10, 2017, 09:16:38 AM
OJ Simpson here to tell you about the new line of 'Ginzu' Steak Knives.......

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/0d/4f/72/0d4f72c579c2ab56d58d6f67b138aac1.jpg)

"Hi, I'm OJ Simpson, here to tell about the wonderful world of Ginsu..."

Paying Attention: You suck at it.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 10, 2017, 09:17:13 AM
Hi, Lars Ulrich here....and I want to introduce you to the worlds most accurate watch that keeps perfect time.....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 10, 2017, 09:18:11 AM
OJ Simpson here to tell you about the new line of 'Ginzu' Steak Knives.......

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/0d/4f/72/0d4f72c579c2ab56d58d6f67b138aac1.jpg)

"Hi, I'm OJ Simpson, here to tell about the wonderful world of Ginsu..."

Paying Attention: You suck at it.


 :facepalm:    Guess I should have jumped back a page huh?     :lol     sorry Snow Dog...I'm a  :loser:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on August 10, 2017, 01:55:58 PM
"Do you struggle with your golf game? Looking to cut a few strokes from your score? Trying to get rid of that nasty slice or hook? Then you need SwingRite, the complete golf tool guaranteed to fix that turribull swing. Here with your host, Charles Barkley!"

"Floyd Mayweather here to... to tal- talk to you ab... ab... abowt how Hookt on Fonnix wor... werked for me..."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 10, 2017, 02:19:46 PM
I'm Connor McGregor.  Do you struggle with humility?  If so, I have just the thing for you.

It's new and improved Rogaine Hour, with Telly Savalas.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 10, 2017, 02:42:33 PM
Hi, I'm John Holmes and let me introduce you to the the diaphragm.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 10, 2017, 03:20:10 PM
Kotowboy shows you how to be happy in just 3 minutes a day.

Join Kingshmegland's Dollar Shave Club for $5 a day.

Learn to type like Kingshmegland

Motivation by BlobVanDam
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 10, 2017, 03:22:33 PM
I can teach you how to trust auto correct and never proof read for 4 installments of $49.95!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 10, 2017, 06:55:21 PM

I'm TAC, and you'll want two copies of "Winger's Classics" ... one to play, and one to slap yourself with - you don't want to accidentally seal the CD case shut.

 :lol

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 10, 2017, 07:19:35 PM

I'm TAC, and you'll want two copies of "Winger's Classics" ... one to play, and one to slap yourself with - you don't want to accidentally seal the CD case shut.

 :lol

Order in the next 10 minutes, and you'll also get a 5 foot poster of his classic "Hunk of the Month" promo shot.  It's laminated, so you can hang it in the shower where it will get the most use.

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-WBjwk7NJbDA/UR7bgLPiapI/AAAAAAAAABw/ADWEIflBssE/s1600/kip1.jpg)

But wait... there's more!  Free shipping to Australia, UK and Canada.  We gotta get these things out of the U.S.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 10, 2017, 07:27:46 PM

I'm TAC, and you'll want two copies of "Winger's Classics" ... one to play, and one to slap yourself with - you don't want to accidentally seal the CD case shut.

 :lol

Order in the next 10 minutes, and you'll also get a 5 foot poster of his classic "Hunk of the Month" promo shot.  It's laminated, so you can hang it in the shower where it will get the most use.

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-WBjwk7NJbDA/UR7bgLPiapI/AAAAAAAAABw/ADWEIflBssE/s1600/kip1.jpg)

But wait... there's more!  Free shipping to Australia, UK and Canada.  We gotta get these things out of the U.S.

The um..package seems to be very popular in the Brisbaine area.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 11, 2017, 07:23:22 AM
Have you ever wanted to invest in the Market but didn't know where to start? Hi, I'm Martha Stewart and my new book 'Investing 1-2-3" will teach you all the tricks of the trade....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 11, 2017, 08:54:32 AM
Welcome to the Animal Shelter Rescue Hour.  And now here's your host, Michael Vick.

Hooked on Phonics IV, by Mike Tyson.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 11, 2017, 08:59:18 AM
Have you ever wanted to invest in the Market but didn't know where to start? Hi, I'm Martha Stewart and my new book 'Investing 1-2-3" will teach you all the tricks of the trade....

With contributions from Martin Shkreli and Bernie Madhoff.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 11, 2017, 02:25:39 PM
Hi, I'm Taylor Swift. Have you ever wanted to grab someone's ass?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on August 11, 2017, 07:16:02 PM
"Hi, I'm Donald Trump. Have you ever wanted to grab someone's pussy?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on August 13, 2017, 05:16:45 AM
"Do you struggle with your golf game? Looking to cut a few strokes from your score? Trying to get rid of that nasty slice or hook? Then you need SwingRite, the complete golf tool guaranteed to fix that turribull swing. Here with your host, Charles Barkley!"

Winner!! You're up Dog.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on August 13, 2017, 11:26:25 AM
Thank you, sir!


Standings
jingle.boy   42
gmillerdrake   41
lonestar   25
TempusVox 19
kingshmegland   17
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris   3
Stadler  3
Snow Dog 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


Next scene:
Things not to say as someone is giving birth
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: JayOctavarium on August 13, 2017, 11:32:13 AM
Oh God! It looks like Joe!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 13, 2017, 12:12:28 PM
What's that smell?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 13, 2017, 12:30:44 PM
For the record I actually said this:

****Leans in close to her ear and while tenderly holding her hand says****

" You just pooped"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on August 13, 2017, 12:56:49 PM
Mrs Cool Chris will be giving birth sometime next month. Will follow this round closely.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 13, 2017, 01:46:57 PM
Oh God! It looks like Joe!

So he's handsome!



I took out life insurance on you last week.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 13, 2017, 02:31:58 PM
Pipe down woman, it can't hurt THAT much.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 13, 2017, 02:35:08 PM
Can you put on the football game?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 13, 2017, 02:47:20 PM
When you're finished here, howsabout you fix us up some sammiches?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: JayOctavarium on August 13, 2017, 03:04:10 PM
"hey hun, you in the mood?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 13, 2017, 04:09:01 PM
Gee, I didn't even know you were pregnant.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on August 13, 2017, 08:55:10 PM
Are you sure it's mine?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on August 13, 2017, 08:57:00 PM
Hey Doc, if I give you a 50 can you put in a couple extra stitches for me?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on August 14, 2017, 07:06:44 AM
<From a payphone at the local bar>  "Hello?  Who?   From where?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 14, 2017, 07:14:45 AM
I think I saw a stalagmite.....or stalagtite....anyway.....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 14, 2017, 07:35:18 AM
Can you hurry a little?  I got a tee-time to make.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 14, 2017, 08:17:00 AM
Looks like I'll be needing a snorkel in the future....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 14, 2017, 08:17:41 AM
Have you ever seen what an M-80 fire cracker does to a slab of Roast Beef? I have.....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on August 15, 2017, 07:23:23 AM
Lots of good ones, and TV nearly had the boomerang win with the stitches comment, but imagining the real world implications of this one had me rolling!

For the record I actually said this:

****Leans in close to her ear and while tenderly holding her hand says****

" You just pooped"

You're up, G.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 15, 2017, 07:44:58 AM
Cool...thank you. She won't let me live that one down either.  :lol 


Standings
jingle.boy   42
gmillerdrake   42
lonestar   25
TempusVox 19
kingshmegland   17
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris   3
Stadler  3
Snow Dog 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


Next scene:

What are some secondary uses for common items we use daily?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 15, 2017, 07:49:38 AM
Well, when my wife has a "fever", I don't use a thermometer to take her temperature.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 15, 2017, 07:51:04 AM
Well, when my wife has a "fever", I don't use a thermometer to take her temperature.

I hear rectal is more accurate.....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 15, 2017, 08:06:41 AM
Well, when my wife has a "fever", I don't use a thermometer to take her temperature.

Pretty sure she prefers the thickness of the regular thermometer.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on August 15, 2017, 08:55:56 AM
Well, when my wife has a "fever", I don't use a thermometer to take her temperature.

Pretty sure she prefers the thickness of the regular thermometer.

 :tup :hat
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on August 15, 2017, 10:13:21 AM
Sure, the pool would be a fine place to defrost the Thanksgiving turkey!


*based on actual in-law related events
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on August 16, 2017, 07:09:30 AM
"The wife stopped doin' it years ago, and well, a guy has his needs, y'know? This thing ain't just for milkin' cows..."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 17, 2017, 07:13:12 AM
sorry for the bummer scene but I'll need a couple more....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 17, 2017, 07:31:12 AM
Using a stapler to hem pants.

(C'mon, I know every one of you has done that once)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DebraKadabra on August 18, 2017, 03:34:29 PM
"So take a peek at my.. " *embellished flourish* "... WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTIO... yes, I realize it's a banana."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 18, 2017, 03:51:04 PM
My shoehorn is an excellent butt scratcher.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 18, 2017, 03:56:07 PM
My shoehorn is an excellent butt scratcher.

More like your butt scratcher is an excellent shoehorn.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 18, 2017, 04:10:03 PM
My shoehorn is an excellent butt scratcher.

More like your butt scratcher is an excellent shoehorn.


She is excellent.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 21, 2017, 08:14:18 AM
My shoehorn is an excellent butt scratcher.

Take it Joe! you da winna'
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 22, 2017, 11:11:35 AM
Can someone post the scores for me? Here is the next scene.


You lose 100 lbs and you see you Jr. For the first time in 20 years and you say?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 22, 2017, 11:55:04 AM
Updated Standings posted for King....


Standings
jingle.boy   42
gmillerdrake   42
lonestar   25
TempusVox 19
kingshmegland   18
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris   3
Stadler  3
Snow Dog 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


Next scene:


You lose 100 lbs and you see you Jr. For the first time in 20 years and you say?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 22, 2017, 11:56:28 AM
When did you get circumcised??
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 22, 2017, 12:16:19 PM
We've been playing together for so long, it's great to finally meet you.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on August 22, 2017, 12:47:24 PM
I see why my wife left me.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 22, 2017, 01:13:53 PM
So what was The Path Of Totality really like?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on August 22, 2017, 01:37:33 PM
No.  I... am your father.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 22, 2017, 02:13:24 PM
I thought you'd be bigger?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on August 22, 2017, 03:13:02 PM
I see why I got that vasectomy...

I'm only here because of Maury.  That asshole...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 22, 2017, 03:28:30 PM
Oh, so I wasn't actually peeing out of my belly button after all.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 22, 2017, 04:01:30 PM
I see who found the 100 pounds.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on August 22, 2017, 05:05:28 PM
How 'bout a trim, Buddy. You look like a button on a fir coat.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 22, 2017, 06:34:31 PM
Hey Podaar, where you been?







Haven't seen you on the board lately?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 26, 2017, 06:47:00 AM
We've been playing together for so long, it's great to finally meet you.

Winna!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 26, 2017, 11:42:22 AM

Standings
jingle.boy   42
gmillerdrake   42
lonestar   25
TempusVox 19
kingshmegland   18
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
TAC  3
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris   3
Stadler  3
Snow Dog 3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


Next scene:

In a play on the last round, let's reverse the roles. What does your penis say to YOU after you lost those 100 lbs.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 26, 2017, 01:33:18 PM
How you do.... ew, don't touch me!

Look pal, this ain't like rolling craps.  Take your time every now and then.

Wash your hands, use some lotion... A little foreplay wouldn't hurt once and a while.  An organ has its needs.

Use the Jergens on yourself once and a while... you have palms like a long-shorman.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on August 26, 2017, 01:44:22 PM
"Hey, who took my hat?" 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 26, 2017, 03:50:03 PM
Enough with the balloons already.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on August 26, 2017, 05:10:02 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on August 26, 2017, 09:48:08 PM
Crap, that's who we are... was hoping we were Alec Baldwin
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 27, 2017, 06:41:59 AM
You had the best hide n seek spot ever!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 30, 2017, 08:15:24 AM
I preferred your fat sausage fingers.....they were soft and cushy. Your 'new' fingers are bony and cold.....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on September 04, 2017, 07:21:00 PM
"Hey, who took my hat?"

You're up, Chris.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on September 04, 2017, 09:12:56 PM
Standings
jingle.boy   42
gmillerdrake   42
lonestar   25
TempusVox 19
kingshmegland   18
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
Cool Chris   4
TAC  3
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
Stadler  3
Snow Dog 3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

Scene: in an alternate reality, Twitter is launched on January 01, 1960, and this is the most memorable tweet from the decade of the 1960s.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jarlaxle on September 05, 2017, 12:13:39 AM
Tweet from Neil Armstrong:

First! One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind! #NASA #moon https://m.imgur.com/gallery/kIdJv (https://m.imgur.com/gallery/kIdJv)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on September 05, 2017, 05:37:19 AM
Lee Oswald @lhoohra 21m ago
@SecretService... there's someone with a rifle on a hill near Dealey Plaza. #grassyknoll
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on September 05, 2017, 06:03:05 AM
@BillRussell
"We're gonnna win, not one, not two, not three......."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on September 05, 2017, 06:22:10 AM
@ElvisPresley retweeted this:
  -Food&DrugAdministration @FDA ... 16h
  -#Enovid birth control pill approved.

@allthesingleladies... I'm coming home from the military. No 'domes necessary! #nothingtoworryabout
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on September 05, 2017, 08:05:58 AM
TherealJohnLennon retweeted:
Drake Times-Delphic: "Is Beatle Paul McCartney Dead?"

#IveGotNewsForYouAll!  #TheWalrusIsPaul! #FakeNews!  SAD!

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on September 09, 2017, 09:53:47 AM
Sorry guys, started my roulette and forgot all about this.

@ElvisPresley retweeted this:
  -Food&DrugAdministration @FDA ... 16h
  -#Enovid birth control pill approved.

@allthesingleladies... I'm coming home from the military. No 'domes necessary! #nothingtoworryabout

Winner.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on September 09, 2017, 04:17:16 PM
Standings
jingle.boy   43
gmillerdrake   42
lonestar   25
TempusVox 19
kingshmegland   18
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
Cool Chris   4
TAC  3
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
Stadler  3
Snow Dog 3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


Things to say that will not advance your attempt to 'hook up'.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: JayOctavarium on September 09, 2017, 05:47:26 PM
You look just like my mom.

You look just like Joe

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on September 09, 2017, 06:25:35 PM
Hi, I'm jingle.boy.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on September 09, 2017, 06:53:39 PM
"Do you like Winger?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on September 10, 2017, 12:11:36 AM
Let me ask my mom if it's okay if you stay the night.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on September 10, 2017, 04:36:20 AM
Hi, I'm jingle.boy.

Worked just fine with your wife.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on September 10, 2017, 07:59:21 AM
Good news is my Herpes are dormant right now.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jarlaxle on September 10, 2017, 09:08:49 PM
You look just like your dad.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on September 10, 2017, 09:18:56 PM
I won't ask you to go down on me later, because of the boil.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on September 11, 2017, 07:08:58 AM
You sure don't sweat much for a fat woman!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on September 11, 2017, 08:02:29 AM
I'm testing Gag reflexes for a project...your sister and mom did great, just need to verify you have the gift as well.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on September 11, 2017, 08:32:06 AM
Hi, I'm jingle.boy.

I came in here to post that. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on September 11, 2017, 10:22:22 AM
Hi, I'm jingle.boy.

I came in here to post that.

(https://replygif.net/i/471.gif)

You sure don't sweat much for a fat woman!

Winner.... this is absolutely my most favorite and most used back-handed compliment.

You be up Gregg.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on September 12, 2017, 07:16:24 AM
Wow, drive-by victory. Thanks, Chad.

Standings
jingle.boy   43
gmillerdrake   42
lonestar   25
TempusVox 19
kingshmegland   18
Podaar   16
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
Cool Chris   4
TAC  3
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
Stadler  3
Snow Dog 3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

The wrong thing to say when your significant other kisses you good bye prior to leaving for work.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on September 12, 2017, 07:44:28 AM
Try not to suck any di%k when you walk across the parking lot....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on September 13, 2017, 07:21:57 AM
<rips one>

Your mouth tastes like shit.

Honey, where did you put the condoms?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on September 13, 2017, 08:21:22 AM
Can you hurry up? I'm watching porn in the other room.

I think you forgot to shave. Your lip is hairier than mine.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on September 13, 2017, 11:12:54 AM
You and your sister have the same technique...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on September 15, 2017, 07:13:28 AM
Not much participation on that one. Oh, well, Chad would have probably taken it with this one regardless.

<rips one>

Gee, that's warm.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on September 15, 2017, 07:59:02 AM
Hopefully we're not running out of good ideas for scene's??

Standings
jingle.boy   44
gmillerdrake   42
lonestar   25
TempusVox 19
kingshmegland   18
Podaar   16
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
Cool Chris   4
TAC  3
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
Stadler  3
Snow Dog 3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

Things you can say about your dog, but not your boss.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on September 15, 2017, 08:06:01 AM
He's always got his nose buried in someones ass.....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on September 15, 2017, 07:24:54 PM
Watch yourself, he'll hump anything with legs if you're not careful.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on September 15, 2017, 07:40:06 PM
My dog would love to lick his balls as much as my boss.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on September 15, 2017, 09:46:44 PM
Little a$$hole has been a real SOB ever since he got his nuts cut.....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on September 15, 2017, 10:37:47 PM
Some nights, he'll just hop in bed with me.

Yeah, his girlfriend is a real bitch...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jarlaxle on September 16, 2017, 12:38:30 AM
I wonder if he'd lick peanut butter off my balls....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on September 17, 2017, 04:04:48 PM
I wonder if he'd lick peanut butter off my balls....

Winner... reminds me of something someone had sig'd here a long time ago

In defense of peanut butter...

try getting the neighbor's dog to lick your balls with a spoonful of chummus.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jarlaxle on September 17, 2017, 06:41:30 PM
Sorry guys just saw that I won this, but I'm heading out for a few days and not sure if I'll be able to judge the next round. Would someone like to post and judge the next scene for me?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jarlaxle on September 20, 2017, 02:03:43 PM
Standings
jingle.boy   44
gmillerdrake   42
lonestar   25
TempusVox 19
kingshmegland   18
Podaar   16
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
Cool Chris   4
Jarlaxle 4
TAC  3
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Stadler  3
Snow Dog 3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

Things not to say when you choose the empty urinal between two other guys.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on September 20, 2017, 02:06:16 PM
Looks like I'm the only Gentile here....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on September 20, 2017, 02:10:48 PM
Wow, you guys have big dicks.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on September 20, 2017, 02:13:19 PM
A little help...



(For the record, after the Marillion show at Toad's Place back in 1990, I went to the can and there were three urinals, two occupied and the center one open.  I went in to do my business, and realized that Ian Mosley was to my left and Mark Kelly was to my right.

I didn't say a fucking word.)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on September 20, 2017, 02:16:08 PM
"Let me get that for ya..."

"Oh, it's so CUTE!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on September 20, 2017, 02:20:28 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/NWedrsx.gif)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on September 20, 2017, 02:37:59 PM
Is your porcelain cold too?

Nice hood.

Anyone else need a hug?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on September 20, 2017, 04:42:27 PM
Interesting technique. I've only seen that grip in my Mai Tai classes.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on September 20, 2017, 05:10:02 PM
Tim/Gary... control yourselves.  Hands off the merchandise.  This ain't THAT kind of establishment.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on September 20, 2017, 05:28:20 PM
Chad/Tim.....if you squint really hard and focus you can see the odd shaped bend.....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on September 21, 2017, 09:21:04 AM
I've got $20 and a prostate that needs scratchin'....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on September 21, 2017, 06:26:18 PM
Chad/Gary...It starts out as a Tim, but if you want, I'll make it a Timothy.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on September 21, 2017, 07:54:50 PM
Who's up for a game of Beat the Flush?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on September 21, 2017, 08:01:24 PM
I noticed you guys tighten your asses when you piss.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on September 21, 2017, 08:05:34 PM
I noticed you loosen yours when we piss.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on September 21, 2017, 08:12:00 PM
Let me hold up your pants guys.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on September 21, 2017, 08:30:51 PM
You guys want to take a peek at untreated Chlamydia?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on September 21, 2017, 08:42:15 PM
Have you ever taken a piss with a finger in your ass?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jarlaxle on September 21, 2017, 11:24:20 PM
Wow, you guys have big dicks.

Lots of great submissions but this one made me laugh out loud just because of its simplicity.

You're up TAC!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on September 22, 2017, 12:48:23 PM
Standings
jingle.boy   44
gmillerdrake   42
lonestar   25
TempusVox 19
kingshmegland   18
Podaar   16
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
TAC 4
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
Cool Chris   4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Stadler  3
Snow Dog 3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


Next scene...What do you say to the doctor, when you arrive for your prostate exam and he grabs the XXXXXL Latex gloves.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on September 22, 2017, 02:27:03 PM
This is about to get real messy....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on September 22, 2017, 02:43:40 PM
Mooooon River.  Geez doc, didya ever do time?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on September 22, 2017, 05:04:26 PM
Can we get a fluffer in here or at least a little warm up first?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on September 22, 2017, 09:07:46 PM
Heh, I just saw two guys in the john that could use those as condoms.

Please tell me those are sized for length and not girth...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jarlaxle on September 22, 2017, 11:24:55 PM
Two fingers please.

I should have brought my pillow.

Is it in yet?

It's deeper in there.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on September 22, 2017, 11:58:57 PM
Careful not to pop the balloon full of Meth
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on September 23, 2017, 05:13:26 AM
Doc, the tattoo on both cheeks say "Exit Only".
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on September 26, 2017, 10:26:27 PM
I'm feeling a record breaker today Doc.....I think I can take 7 fingers....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on September 29, 2017, 12:30:17 PM
Doc, the tattoo on both cheeks say "Exit Only".

WIN!!



I forgot I was the judge for this round!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on October 01, 2017, 01:35:54 PM
Standings
jingle.boy   44
gmillerdrake   42
lonestar   25
TempusVox 19
kingshmegland   19
Podaar   16
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
TAC 4
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
Cool Chris   4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Stadler  3
Snow Dog 3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


Next scene: You're memory is failing you as you forgot....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on October 01, 2017, 01:51:35 PM
..to let the scenes winner know 2 days after he won, which was 7 days since the round started.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 01, 2017, 02:01:56 PM
... that Coors Light tastes like piss.

... your age (and you have to subtract the year you were born from year it is ... and you still get it wrong).

... the last time you choked your chicken.

... at 2pm if you pinched your morning loaf or not.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on October 01, 2017, 02:13:10 PM
...the last time someone else choked your chicken.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on October 02, 2017, 07:04:18 AM
... who's the old, ugly hag in the kitchen making breakfast? 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on October 02, 2017, 07:31:41 AM
...how Memento ended, or was it how it began?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 02, 2017, 10:01:12 AM
...that Tom Brady is also failing the Patriots.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on October 02, 2017, 10:10:34 AM
....that IPA's are a passion and hobby and not a Tax Form.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on October 03, 2017, 03:15:50 PM
Let's see.. is it one for the pink.... go number two in the sink? 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on October 03, 2017, 07:05:54 PM
...what was the scene again?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 03, 2017, 07:06:40 PM
...what was the scene again?

More importantly... who's judging this round again?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on October 03, 2017, 07:22:01 PM
...what was the scene again?

More importantly... who's judging this round again?

I forget.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on October 04, 2017, 07:16:17 AM
...to wake up.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on October 09, 2017, 02:08:22 PM
...the last time someone else choked your chicken.

How ironic I forgot to pick a winner.  :lol

Leave it to Chad to remind me.  Lol. Tim, you're up!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on October 09, 2017, 02:14:11 PM


Leave it to Chad to remind me. 

What a pain in the ass.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on October 09, 2017, 02:25:33 PM

Standings
jingle.boy   44
gmillerdrake   42
lonestar   25
TempusVox 19
kingshmegland   19
Podaar   16
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TAC 5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
Cool Chris   4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Stadler  3
Snow Dog 3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


Next scene: Mickey Mouse takes the stand in his own defense at trial for his sexual harassment of Minnie Mouse.  When asked what happened he said,"....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 09, 2017, 02:27:53 PM
"All I said was that I wanted a new job"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on October 09, 2017, 02:30:53 PM
Just because I said I smelled cheese didn't mean it was her dirty pu$$y......
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on October 09, 2017, 02:31:07 PM
I'd like to draw all over you Minnie.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on October 09, 2017, 02:32:33 PM
...I honestly meant how many nuts she could fit in her mouth......
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on October 09, 2017, 02:56:22 PM
Pluto said she likes it doggie style.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 09, 2017, 07:14:52 PM
When you're a star you can do anything you want.  Just grab 'em by the pussy.

So, we were playing catch, and I made this horrible - absolutely horrible - throw, but she still caught it ... and I said "Nice snatch".  Who knew?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on October 10, 2017, 07:22:33 AM
"How do I know?  I'm a fucking cartoon."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on October 12, 2017, 07:45:58 AM
"So Harvey walked out in a bathrobe..."

(Too soon?)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 13, 2017, 11:44:45 AM
So she watches one feminist TED talk, and you ought to hear the list of banned words.  Missionary, doggie, ride, hum, cowgirl, blowie, camel-toe, moose-knuckle, anal beads, cockworship, ball-gag, muff-diver... I mean c'mon... Muff diver!?!?!.  HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO NOT SAY MUFF DIVER?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on October 13, 2017, 11:53:59 AM
Inflict gvtockose this out later today. I know there's more out there.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on October 13, 2017, 12:02:17 PM
She completely misunderstood me......I really meant that I wanted a little cleanly shaved tail....I mean, look at my tail...it's HUGE, HAIRY and REEKS!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 13, 2017, 12:18:29 PM
Inflict gvtockose this out later today. I know there's more out there.

(https://replygif.net/i/119.gif)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on October 13, 2017, 12:33:40 PM
Holy Kingshmegland! :facepalm:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on October 13, 2017, 02:13:22 PM
I'm not bad.  I'm just drawn that way.


Sure, the duck runs around with no pants.... and I'm the one who gets accused?


Did I slip her a Mickey?  You bet I did!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 13, 2017, 02:18:10 PM
And that was the last time I sang along to Danger Danger with my headphones on.

Walt said she was too young, but she was old enough for me!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on October 13, 2017, 02:45:17 PM
"All I did was offer to show her Steamboat Willie."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on October 13, 2017, 02:48:21 PM
Holy Kingshmegland! :facepalm:

In your face Flanders! :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on October 13, 2017, 02:49:29 PM
Walt drew me with no genitalia. Case Closed!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on October 13, 2017, 02:53:01 PM
"Nobody on DTF would explain what a 'Nick Fist' was. I just thought it was like a high five or something."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 13, 2017, 06:36:50 PM
It was the first time I cooked her dinner.  She asked about the plates, and I said "two are pink, one's in the sink".  Imagine how shocked I was with her reaction!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on October 15, 2017, 11:29:03 AM
"All I did was offer to show her Steamboat Willie."

Gonna end this. Gregg, you're up!!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on October 16, 2017, 06:37:32 AM
Ibin gvtockose, monsewer!

Standings
jingle.boy   44
gmillerdrake   42
lonestar   25
TempusVox 19
kingshmegland   19
Podaar   17
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TAC 5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
Cool Chris   4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Stadler  3
Snow Dog 3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


Next scene: Movie quotes you shouldn't use during a toast to the bride and groom.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on October 16, 2017, 07:21:46 AM
"Get away from her you BITCH!!!"       (Ellen Ripley to large mother Alien in ALIENS)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on October 16, 2017, 08:08:50 AM
That is one big pile of shit...

Does she suck dicks? Is she a peter puffer? Bullshit! I bet she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 16, 2017, 08:27:40 AM
Well, let's not start suckin each others' dicks just yet.

Wrecked 'em?!?  Damn near killed 'em!

Smells like fish; tastes like chicken.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jarlaxle on October 16, 2017, 09:20:59 AM
This wedding is horse shit!


Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on October 16, 2017, 09:23:35 AM
[To the bride]: "The Royal penis is clean, your Highness!"   (From Coming to America)

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on October 16, 2017, 03:53:22 PM
Houston, we have a problem.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on October 16, 2017, 04:03:03 PM
Yeah, I fucked them both!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 16, 2017, 05:48:58 PM
And Ryan... be careful what you shoot at.  Mosht things in there don't take too kindly to bulletsh.

I see your schwartz is as bit as mine.

Your father was a hamster, and your mother smelled of elderberries.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good.  Every sperm is needed, in your neighbourhood.

Run away, run away, run away!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on October 16, 2017, 06:34:27 PM
There she blows!!!

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on October 16, 2017, 06:39:31 PM
What do you think I'm ordering a f****** Pizza?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on October 16, 2017, 06:41:37 PM
"Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam. And wove, twue wove, wiww fowwow you fowevah and evah… So tweasuwe youw wove."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on October 16, 2017, 06:45:11 PM
"I'd buy that for a dollar!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on October 16, 2017, 07:17:39 PM
I see dead people.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on October 16, 2017, 07:24:14 PM
 So, do you feel lucky?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on October 16, 2017, 07:25:35 PM
"Way to go Hamilton!" "Awesome! Totally Awesome!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on October 16, 2017, 07:30:16 PM
"Do you know what this is for? It's for jacking off."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONhA915mkSI

Charles Bronson  :metal
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on October 16, 2017, 07:34:18 PM
" I'll have what she's having."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 16, 2017, 07:34:43 PM
I CAN SMELL YOUR PUSSY!!!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on October 16, 2017, 08:13:16 PM
So, do you feel lucky?

Well, do ya, punk?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on October 16, 2017, 08:17:44 PM
 :metal
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on October 16, 2017, 08:36:05 PM
"Why so serious?"


"You can't handle the truth! "
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 17, 2017, 04:12:06 AM
It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on October 17, 2017, 08:37:05 AM
I want my two dollars!!!!!   (Better Off Dead)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on October 17, 2017, 08:50:46 AM
[To the Groom]:   What's the matter with you? Is this what you've become, a Hollywood finocchio who cries like a woman? "Oh, what do I do? What do I do?" What is that nonsense? Ridiculous!    (The Godfather)

"Now you come and say "Don Stadler, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me "Godfather." You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to do murder - for money."   (The Godfather)

[To the Groom]:  "You touch my sister again, I'll kill you."

[Skip the toast entirely and bang one of the bridesmaids in the hallway, like Sonny Corleone]
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on October 17, 2017, 08:53:35 AM
May The Force Be With You.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on October 17, 2017, 01:37:30 PM
She’s beautiful, she’s rich, she’s got (bringing both hands in front of chest) yuuuuuge... tracts of land...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on October 17, 2017, 01:43:47 PM
I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 17, 2017, 01:51:27 PM
I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

Accompanied with a subscription from the jelly-of-the-month club.  The gift that keeps on giving the whole year.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on October 17, 2017, 02:22:22 PM
Let me be the first to say congratulations to you then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart. Way to work it through.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on October 18, 2017, 09:54:05 AM
Many, many great entries this round and made it difficult to choose. But in the end, I didn't want all that...
(https://www.loripalminteri.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/prince-herbert-singing.jpg)

She’s beautiful, she’s rich, she’s got (bringing both hands in front of chest) yuuuuuge... tracts of land...

You're up Snow Dog. Your last entry was a winner too!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on October 18, 2017, 02:20:00 PM
¡Muchas gracias!

Standings
jingle.boy   44
gmillerdrake   42
lonestar   25
TempusVox 19
kingshmegland   19
Podaar   17
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TAC 5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
Cool Chris   4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Stadler  3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


Next scene: What the upstairs neighbor is really doing to cause all the noise.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on October 18, 2017, 02:46:43 PM
"Excuse Mr. Weinstein, I am sorry to bother you, you might not know me, I am Jeffries, I live in 205, right below you..."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on October 18, 2017, 02:48:41 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/12o1i3.jpg)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on October 18, 2017, 03:07:45 PM
Saying to himself "Fuck those assholes downstairs".
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 18, 2017, 03:12:16 PM
USA vs Japan robot battle

I think it's a french saying spelled m-e-n-a-g-e

Celtic dancing club for the physically handi-capped


Not my "scene", but it totally reminded me of this.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IRB0sxw-YU
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on October 18, 2017, 07:11:47 PM
Violently typing #noCheeseWiz #noiPad #nogadgetsallowed
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on October 18, 2017, 07:13:40 PM
Chino is building his hydroponic weed machine.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on October 19, 2017, 06:01:29 AM
Cher tweeting at Donald

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on October 19, 2017, 06:38:35 AM
Rehearsing for his STOMP audition
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on October 19, 2017, 07:51:45 AM
A one-legged man practicing for his upcoming ass-kicking contest. 

Stadler reacting to the latest joke (or is it "joke"?) in the Political Humor thread.   
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on October 19, 2017, 07:56:48 AM
Had a couples party and they were all PlayIng 'JENGA:The Masonry Edition'
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on October 19, 2017, 08:53:36 AM
Busy punishing his 'guest' for not putting the lotion in the basket....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 19, 2017, 08:54:24 AM
Had a swinging couples party and they were all PlayIng 'JENGA:The Masonry Missionary Edition'

Fix'd

Your neighbour is Buffalo Bill.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 19, 2017, 11:40:37 AM
220...221 ... whatever it takes.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on October 20, 2017, 03:42:11 PM
A one-legged man practicing for his upcoming ass-kicking contest. 


The Harvey Weinstein one was great right off the bat, but the mental imagery of this got me laughing. Well done, Stads. You’re up!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on October 23, 2017, 09:50:10 AM
Standings
jingle.boy   44
gmillerdrake   42
lonestar   25
TempusVox 19
kingshmegland   19
Podaar   17
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TAC 5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
Cool Chris   4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
Stadler  4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


Next scene: You're at a fashion show with your wife; during the parade of 20-something models she points to one and says "do you think she's pretty?".  And you say...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on October 23, 2017, 09:54:05 AM
...don't know, my eyes haven't made it past her a$$ and Boobs.....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on October 23, 2017, 09:54:52 AM
"yeah....she's definitely on the 'she puts the lotion in the basket' list....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 23, 2017, 10:13:08 AM
Well, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

Depends if she asks entrapment-like questions.

Oh, sorry... was my boner showing?

Why, you up for a 3-way?

What do you mean by "pretty"?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on October 23, 2017, 10:22:42 AM
What do you mean by "pretty"?

...."because if you mean does she have a round a$$ that you could bounce a quarter off of....plump breasts that I'd like to suffocate myself with....supple cherry lips that need to be tasted....and eyes that melt my will.......she 'could' be considered pretty"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on October 23, 2017, 10:29:22 AM
No...I think she's obviously cold, has to be hungry....probably has back problems also and clearly can't afford underwear.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 23, 2017, 10:31:03 AM
What do you mean by "pretty"?

...."because if you mean does she have a round a$$ that you could bounce a quarter off of....plump breasts that I'd like to suffocate myself with....supple cherry lips that need to be tasted....and eyes that melt my will.......she 'could' be considered pretty"

Or if you mean "pretty" like she looks like a homeless crack addict that hasn't had a glass of water in 2.5 days, and was dressed by a community college dropout who's hair and makeup was done by someone who idolized "Frenchy"... she 'could' be considered pretty.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on October 23, 2017, 03:02:34 PM
"Compared to who?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on October 23, 2017, 03:13:43 PM
This is a trap.  You normally say "Would you fuck that girl?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on October 23, 2017, 03:18:59 PM
What do you mean by "pretty"?

...."because if you mean does she have a round a$$ that you could bounce a quarter off of....plump breasts that I'd like to suffocate myself with....supple cherry lips that need to be tasted....and eyes that melt my will.......she 'could' be considered pretty"

Hey, easy there, bro.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on October 23, 2017, 03:23:31 PM
Only if you like hugging a branch hunny........
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on October 23, 2017, 03:48:14 PM
I've lost my will to live.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on October 25, 2017, 06:34:17 AM
This is a trap.  You normally say "Would you fuck that girl?"

At least half right; it WAS (and IS) a trap.

You're up.  Sorry if the premise was a little lame, but it was a real-life experience from the weekend for me, so I went with it. 

(For the record, my answer was "I'm sorry, what?" and pointed to my ear as if I couldn't hear over the music.)

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on October 25, 2017, 01:20:21 PM
An excellent way to handle that, Stadler.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on October 26, 2017, 11:59:56 AM
When this has happened in the past I typically respond thusly:

It has to be done immeditately:

"Oh my God! Did you see that guys shoes?'

Or,

"That waiter is pissed about something?"

Or,

"That dude over there is hilarious!"

Then followed up with:

"...Sorry, what did you say?"

The entire line of questioning is because in her mind she is comparing herself to the other woman, and somewhere along the way she realizes that she's staring at her, and judging her, and then also thinks to herself, that surely I MUST also be staring at her and judging her, and COMPARING the two of them, and I probably think she's hotter and if given the chance I'd CHOOSE the other woman over her (like the other woman wouldn't even have a say in this ridiculous day dream). All of this happens in the female mind very quickly; so you must be ready for the query at all times.

After I've redirected, that's usually enough to convince her that I wasn't checking out the other woman.

The game my wife likes to play is either.."She's pretty.'' and I say, "Who?" So that she doesn't think I was checking the chick out.

Or, "Please tell me my ass (or whatever) isn't as big (or whatever) as hers."

Which always says to me that I must immediately reply first with, "Who?" and then a sharp, "Are you crazy or something?! Hell no! You're gorgeous! Don't be ridiculous!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on October 26, 2017, 12:06:43 PM
I've often followed it up with, "Why? Are you interested?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on October 26, 2017, 01:38:55 PM
Next time I might try "Threesome?"

I'll let you know how hard I get hit. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on October 26, 2017, 01:50:45 PM
 ???

Uuuuum, what am I missing here. I thought Stadler was "judging" this round, not contributing. Does that mean he can pick his own entry?

:justjen

edit- Never mind, I just read the thread a bit more carefully and realized that King was awarded the victory three days ago.  :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on October 27, 2017, 07:25:41 AM
???

Uuuuum, what am I missing here. I thought Stadler was "judging" this round, not contributing. Does that mean he can pick his own entry?

:justjen

edit- Never mind, I just read the thread a bit more carefully and realized that King was awarded the victory three days ago.  :lol

But I would've if I could've.  :)  :) :) :)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on October 27, 2017, 07:37:24 AM
edit- Never mind, I just read the thread a bit more carefully and realized that King was awarded the victory three days ago.  :lol



Quick.....someone say something critical about Belicheck or Tom Brady.......that'll guarantee he pops back in this thread.....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on October 27, 2017, 08:04:15 AM
I'll send out the call....


























Power Windows blows!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on October 31, 2017, 12:25:23 PM
IM's folks, IM's. :lol

Standings
jingle.boy   44
gmillerdrake   42
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   20
TempusVox 1
Podaar   17
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TAC 5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
Cool Chris   4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
Stadler  4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

You are thrown back in time.  How would you tell the girls in the 70's that clean beavers are all the rage in 2017?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on October 31, 2017, 12:26:48 PM
I'll tell you another thing that's all the rage. Small dicks.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 31, 2017, 12:34:08 PM
No one likes to floss with pubes.

My wife gets suspicious when I come home with curly red hairs in my teeth.

Who the hell has ever seen a BEARDED clam in the ocean?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on October 31, 2017, 12:34:43 PM
In forty years, Gillette will have their name on an NFL stadium for a good reason. *nudge* *nudge*
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on October 31, 2017, 12:35:22 PM
Why would you want to do that??!?!??!  Haha. 

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on October 31, 2017, 12:38:51 PM
"...but then again, by then you won't care."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on October 31, 2017, 12:46:04 PM
Once we loved the flowers, now we ask the price of the land.  Once we would take water, but now it must be wine.  Now we've been, and now we've seen, what price peace of mind.  Take a piece of my mind.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on October 31, 2017, 12:53:41 PM
They found out that by the girl shaving, there was no need for a condom.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on October 31, 2017, 03:02:19 PM
You can sell that hair to kids with leukemia, you know?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 01, 2017, 09:16:08 AM
This simple procedure will increase the odds of your box being cleaned by a tongue by 135%
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 01, 2017, 09:21:19 AM
Because it's just so damned convenient...and they come to you!

(https://i3.cpcache.com/product/1012937206/beaver_cleaners_blue_greeting_card.jpg?width=225&height=225&Filters=%5B%7B%22name%22%3A%22background%22%2C%22value%22%3A%22F2F2F2%22%2C%22sequence%22%3A2%7D%5D)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on November 05, 2017, 06:00:13 PM
I'll tell you another thing that's all the rage. Small dicks.

I giggled for a day thinking of this.  Tim you win!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on November 05, 2017, 06:01:54 PM
Apparently, you giggled for a week.  :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on November 05, 2017, 06:04:06 PM

Standings
jingle.boy   44
gmillerdrake   42
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   20
TempusVox 1
Podaar   17
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
TAC 6
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
Cool Chris   4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
Stadler  4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1



So I got one of those new fangled leaf blowers. Not only does it blow leaves, but it......
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 05, 2017, 06:57:54 PM
It'll blow Winger right off your iPod.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on November 05, 2017, 07:09:36 PM
It will define what a M.I.L.F. is.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 06, 2017, 04:30:45 AM
Will condense Stadler's P/R posts.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 06, 2017, 07:12:15 AM
...also comes with the ambition to use it.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 06, 2017, 07:13:22 AM
....you can VAPE with it!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 06, 2017, 07:58:29 AM
... comes with 17 Flowbee attachments
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on November 06, 2017, 08:46:01 AM
... blows YOU!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on November 06, 2017, 02:21:06 PM
... comes with 17 Flowbee attachments

I bet that'll come in handy..
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 06, 2017, 02:52:36 PM
...and automatically returns your shopping cart for you.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on November 06, 2017, 02:55:00 PM
...and automatically returns your shopping cart for you.
Yeah, I can simply blow it into the corral. It's the perfect gift for the heathen on your Christmas list.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on November 06, 2017, 03:14:31 PM
... plays keyboards.   
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 06, 2017, 03:57:20 PM
will cornhole any number of Mexicans you desire.

will release Donald Trump's tax returns.

Get the Bruins into the playoffs.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on November 06, 2017, 04:02:03 PM
Comes with a TAC Flame Shield. Holy shit guys! :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on November 06, 2017, 07:21:06 PM
Comes with a free Dig Dug costume.

Drowns our your wife’s nagging to blow the leaves, paint the fence, clean the garage, mow the lawn, wash the dishes, take out the garbage, scrub the shower, wash the cars, rub her feet, etc. etc. etc.

Finally reveals the secret behind Trump’s hair.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 06, 2017, 08:47:02 PM
It'll take down bitch-ass GOP Senators.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on November 07, 2017, 04:45:06 AM
#nogadgets #noblowers #realrakesonly
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on November 07, 2017, 08:29:23 AM

Get the Bruins into the playoffs.

Okay, NOW you've gone too far.  Tone it the f*** down.


:) :) :)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on November 07, 2017, 01:36:33 PM
...also comes with the ambition to use it.

Oh man, if only..


You're up Gregg!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 07, 2017, 01:54:59 PM
Standings
jingle.boy   44
gmillerdrake   42
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   20
TempusVox 19
Podaar   18
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
TAC 6
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
Cool Chris   4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
Stadler  4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


New scene: Things Pennywise could say to lure millenials into the sewer.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on November 07, 2017, 02:11:15 PM
You wanna see a MILF?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on November 07, 2017, 02:28:03 PM
Nothing need be said; all it would take is a Tinder account, no? 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 07, 2017, 02:40:10 PM
There's a 'safe space' down here
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 07, 2017, 02:42:21 PM
I have a three man futon....X-Box, seven bags of Funions and case of Red Bull....just like Mom's basement

The sewage slime will really make your hipster beard glisten....

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on November 07, 2017, 02:43:13 PM
Come in to the sewer and I will give everyone free gas!

We all float down here... the sewers are a socialist system!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 07, 2017, 03:12:41 PM
You can either smoke your weed up there or come down and taste some of the dopest sewer sh%t peyote you'll ever taste.....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 07, 2017, 03:13:11 PM
Think of my feelings if you weren't to come down and allow me to murder you?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 07, 2017, 03:15:20 PM
I seem to have captured Gary's imagination. Does someone spend a lot of hours every day in the office with Millennials? Hmmm?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 07, 2017, 03:29:04 PM
Who wants a participation ribbon?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on November 07, 2017, 03:31:19 PM
Do you want to know where to get an iPhone XV?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: JayOctavarium on November 08, 2017, 10:17:27 AM
I'm offended by these entries
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 08, 2017, 10:37:53 AM
4pm-6pm is Selfie-hour

I've got a job down here that pays $95,000/year, and you'll be promoted to EVP within 6 months.  Stock options and a fooseball table too!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on November 08, 2017, 01:54:07 PM
I’ve got a Bernie Sanders election win down here...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on November 08, 2017, 02:11:47 PM
Free bong hit and pizza!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 08, 2017, 03:27:28 PM
Everybody takes and posts pictures of their food first!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on November 08, 2017, 08:46:42 PM
Netflix and kill?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 09, 2017, 09:53:20 AM
Many great entries that had me laughing quite a lot. As I usually do when I can't decide, I brought in my studio audience...Mrs. P. This one got the biggest laugh from her.

I'm offended by these entries

You're up, Jay!  :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: JayOctavarium on November 09, 2017, 01:04:14 PM
Thanks Podaar.

Fun fact- That wasn't even an entry :lol


Okay... Standings:

Standings
jingle.boy   44
gmillerdrake   42
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   20
TempusVox 19
Podaar   18
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
TAC 6
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
JayOctavarium   5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Cool Chris   4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
Stadler  4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1





New scene: Things Pennywise could say to lure OLD FOGEYS into the sewer.

(I'm so bad at coming up with these :lol )
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 09, 2017, 01:06:00 PM
No anuses leak down here.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on November 09, 2017, 01:36:39 PM
I've got a 70" 4K TV down here, beer and no cellphone reception.   
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on November 09, 2017, 02:16:50 PM
There’s no millenials down here...


Want a pill that puts Viagra to shame?


Come check out this hot blonde chick with huge fake tits and a great ass!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 09, 2017, 03:32:33 PM
Down here, nobody's joints ache, and you don't have to squint to read the fine print.

Everybody rides scooters!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on November 09, 2017, 04:00:08 PM
Tim, there are Anal Beads down here.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on November 09, 2017, 04:21:33 PM
24/7 Winger and unlimited supply of New Balance!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on November 09, 2017, 04:24:24 PM
The girl down here says she doesn't like to cuddle after....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on November 09, 2017, 04:25:23 PM
Hey Harvey, I've got a potted plant down here for you.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 09, 2017, 04:29:59 PM
401K matching and no one bloats down here.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 09, 2017, 05:06:30 PM
Flatulence is encouraged - especially dutch ovens!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 09, 2017, 08:15:16 PM
Your wife and kids will never find you down here.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on November 09, 2017, 08:20:44 PM
You can listen to pre Wuss Era Rush all day long.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on November 09, 2017, 08:22:08 PM
Your wife and kids will never fondness you down here.

I had your wife over last night to fondness me.

This was funnier in my head. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: JayOctavarium on November 10, 2017, 09:16:03 PM
Flatulence is encouraged - especially dutch ovens!

Winner.

I've been rather gassy today. (okay I am always gassy) So this sticks with me.


Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 11, 2017, 05:20:44 AM
Standings
jingle.boy   45
gmillerdrake   42
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   20
TempusVox 19
Podaar   18
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
TAC 6
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
JayOctavarium   5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Cool Chris   4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
Stadler  4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

Today's scene ... What not to put on a resume
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on November 11, 2017, 09:04:42 AM
“Education - Brigham Young University; [insert any degree here]”
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on November 11, 2017, 09:07:12 AM
Hobbies: Drugs and pussy.


I believe I am the best candidate and I need this job so my parole officer won't put me back in jail.


As you can see by the glitter designs I've placed around the border of my resume I am artistic and creative.



Objective: To seek employment with a firm that won't be hung up on my punctuality issues.


I left my last job so I could spend more time on dreamtheaterforums.org
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on November 11, 2017, 11:54:47 AM
“Voted ‘Most likely to succeed’; Valley Junior High School, 1995 (go Ligers!)”
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on November 11, 2017, 11:57:20 AM
“Name three weaknesses that you could improve upon.

1- I hate people
2- I hate authority
3- I hate work”
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on November 11, 2017, 12:45:23 PM
Draft Consultant for the Cleveland Browns.

PR Director for Sons of Apollo.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on November 11, 2017, 01:01:58 PM
James Labrie's touring voice coach
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 11, 2017, 01:40:20 PM
Name: Kevin Spacey
Sensitivity Training: None
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 12, 2017, 11:39:00 AM
Home Country: Canada

























 :biggrin:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on November 12, 2017, 12:05:20 PM
Special skills: Grabbing Pussy.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 12, 2017, 12:42:21 PM
Q.) How Flexible Are You? 
A.) Not quite as limber as your wife but I can make do.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 12, 2017, 02:40:21 PM
Draft Consultant for the Cleveland Browns.

PR Director for Sons of Apollo.

You had me at Draft Consultant... but the 2nd one was also exceptional.  Yur up!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on November 12, 2017, 04:53:33 PM
Standings
jingle.boy   45
gmillerdrake   42
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   20
TempusVox 19
Podaar   18
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
TAC 6
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
JayOctavarium   5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Cool Chris   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
Stadler  4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

What to put on a resume to guarantee you will get hired.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 12, 2017, 10:57:25 PM
Comments From Colleagues: "We always have his back." ... Jules Winfield and Vincent Vega.

Name: Thor
Previous Experience: Being Worthy
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: JayOctavarium on November 13, 2017, 09:40:13 AM
Whatever is on Chad's Resume
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 13, 2017, 10:28:39 AM
I have no gag reflex


I own 850 Acres of back country, heavily wooded property that in near inaccessible. One could say you could hide anything out there....never to be found.



Surveillance photos of the Company CEO's after hour goings on Available upon request
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 13, 2017, 12:57:37 PM
Whatever is on Chad's Resume

 :blush  :hearts:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on November 13, 2017, 01:40:36 PM
The last name "Gambino".   
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 13, 2017, 03:22:17 PM
Name: Chuck Norris
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on November 14, 2017, 09:32:15 PM
Will give till tomorrow morning in case any more come in.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 14, 2017, 09:49:32 PM
I’ve never seen a TPS Report i didn’t love
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on November 15, 2017, 11:36:21 AM
I’ve never seen a TPS Report i didn’t love

TPS Report references go to the front of the line!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 15, 2017, 11:54:12 AM
I’ve never seen a TPS Report i didn’t love

TPS Report references go to the front of the line!

Is this considered a 'W' then?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 15, 2017, 01:04:24 PM
Present employment: Chotchkies, waiter.
Achievements: Monthly Employee Flair Award, 2 years running.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on November 15, 2017, 02:02:16 PM
I’ve never seen a TPS Report i didn’t love

TPS Report references go to the front of the line!

Is this considered a 'W' then?

Yes, you win, No gravy-training Podaar!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 15, 2017, 03:29:16 PM
Sweet....thank you Sir!


Standings
jingle.boy   45
gmillerdrake   43
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   20
TempusVox 19
Podaar   18
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
TAC 6
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
JayOctavarium   5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Cool Chris   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
Stadler  4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


Next Scene:

 You've just had your first sexual experience and your partner decides to give you a nickname based off of that experience, what is it? 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 15, 2017, 03:37:29 PM
DeWalt

You know, like the best rated jackhammer in the buidness
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 15, 2017, 04:49:55 PM
Rodeo

Yackity Sack

Vice Rear Admiral
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on November 15, 2017, 04:51:06 PM
The Astonishing
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 15, 2017, 04:53:59 PM
The Astonishing

That bad, eh?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 15, 2017, 04:54:57 PM
Yackity Sack

 :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 15, 2017, 05:01:30 PM
Uvula
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 15, 2017, 05:08:39 PM
Sanchez
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on November 15, 2017, 05:12:18 PM
[Whatever those little paper horns are that they blow on New Year's Eve]

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on November 15, 2017, 05:12:40 PM
Probie
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on November 15, 2017, 05:13:16 PM
Chuck Norris
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on November 15, 2017, 06:43:57 PM
Shorty   :blush
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 15, 2017, 07:11:23 PM
Timex
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: JayOctavarium on November 15, 2017, 08:03:46 PM
Thimble
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on November 15, 2017, 08:07:22 PM
Hat Trick
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on November 15, 2017, 08:38:55 PM
You Not Me
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 15, 2017, 08:54:19 PM
Lumbergh
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 16, 2017, 02:46:35 AM
Hat Trick

The Gordie Howe kind?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: masterthes on November 16, 2017, 08:02:58 AM
Speedy Gonzalez
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on November 16, 2017, 09:45:19 PM
Jack Daniels



Cause I was a hard liquor. 😀
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 17, 2017, 07:10:20 AM
Jack Daniels



Cause I was a hard liquor. 😀


 :lol     That’ll take it TV! You’re up
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on November 17, 2017, 04:22:19 PM
Yeah, that's actually a good one. Very clever.

 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on November 17, 2017, 10:20:46 PM
Thank you!!


Standings
jingle.boy   45
gmillerdrake   43
lonestar   25
TempusVox 20
kingshmegland   20
Podaar   18
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
TAC 6
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
JayOctavarium   5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Cool Chris   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
Stadler  4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


Next Scene:

 You've just won 100 million dollars in the lottery. Tomorrow you tell your boss...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on November 17, 2017, 10:43:12 PM
"Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.  Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work."

"The jerk store called, and they're running out of you!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 18, 2017, 06:37:58 AM
Me too.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: masterthes on November 18, 2017, 08:32:28 AM
[in best Cartman voice] Screw you guy, I'm going home
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on November 18, 2017, 10:36:46 AM
Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more
My woman done left and took all the reasons
I was working for
You better not try to stand in my way
'Cause I'm walkin' out the door
Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more
I been workin' in this factory
For nigh on fifteen years
All this time I watched my woman
Drownin' in a pool of tears
And I've seen a lot of good folks die
That had a lot of bills to pay
I'd give the shirt right offa' my back
If I had the guts to say
Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more
My woman done left and took all the reasons
I was workin' for
You better not try to stand in my way
'Cause I'm walkin' out the door
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin' here no more
Well that foreman, he's a regular dog
The line boss, he's a fool
Got a brand new flattop haircut
Lord, he thinks he's cool
One of these days I'm gonna' blow my top
And that sucker, he's gonna' pay
Lord I can't wait to see their faces
When I get the nerve to say
Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more
My woman done left and took all the reasons
I was workin for
You better not try to stand in my way
'Cause I'm walkin' out the door
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin' here no more
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on November 18, 2017, 11:25:31 AM
I'm not coming in today because I'll be at your house banging your wife.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 18, 2017, 01:51:36 PM
I’m gonna be balls deep in hookers and blow for the foreseeable future and won’t be in for a while so you may want to hire a replacement
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 18, 2017, 03:28:31 PM
Your father was a hamster, and your mother smells of elderberries.

You have stinky farts.

I've always wanted to tell you this ... nice tits. Oh, and I quit.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 18, 2017, 04:25:16 PM
I ..... Q to the U to the I to the T .....jiggity jiggity
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on November 18, 2017, 05:10:09 PM
I'm going on tour with Iron Maiden.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on November 18, 2017, 06:10:05 PM
Seeya tomorrow as usual boss.  I'm spending my fortune to finally learn the identity of TempusVox
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on November 19, 2017, 11:12:17 AM
I own you.   No, really, I bought the fuckin' business, and I OWN you.   Cream, two sugars, STAT.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: JayOctavarium on November 20, 2017, 09:21:51 AM
Nothing negative as I have a decent working relationship with my boss.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on November 20, 2017, 08:36:41 PM
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on November 20, 2017, 11:19:22 PM
I own you.   No, really, I bought the fuckin' business, and I OWN you.   Cream, two sugars, STAT.

Winner. Yer up!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on November 21, 2017, 09:49:36 AM
Thank you!!


Standings
jingle.boy   45
gmillerdrake   43
lonestar   25
TempusVox 20
kingshmegland   20
Podaar   18
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
TAC 6
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
JayOctavarium   5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Cool Chris   5
Stadler  5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


Next Scene:
I flew to Florida yesterday; the pilot made his announcement, and left the intercom on.  He said....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 21, 2017, 10:18:02 AM
It's not going to suck itself!

Which one of you assholes farted, dammit.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on November 21, 2017, 10:42:10 AM
"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 21, 2017, 10:53:25 AM
I always forget if this lever makes us go  ‘up’ or ‘down’?

I snorted entirely too much coke at lunch

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 21, 2017, 12:48:23 PM
Keep the pitchers coming every 5 minutes until one of us pukes ... then every 7.

Fuck the fucking fuck of a mouse.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on November 21, 2017, 12:50:57 PM
"Allah Akbar!"

"Did I tell you I was trained by the same guy who trained Roy Halladay?" (too soon?)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 21, 2017, 01:38:47 PM
I am sick of all these mother fucking people on this mother fucking plane.

You see the size of those tits in 2A?  Those must be jam, cuz jelly don’t shake like that.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on November 21, 2017, 01:45:37 PM
Flight attendant, please come to the cockpit for your in-flight snack and drink.

Yeah, Ned, I never could just quite cut it in the Air Force...

We may be flying to Memphis, but fuck it, I wanna see the Grand Canyon.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on November 21, 2017, 01:48:38 PM
Where are we going again?

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 21, 2017, 02:11:35 PM
LEROY JENKINS!!!!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on November 21, 2017, 02:51:26 PM
I can't remember if I locked the doors.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on November 21, 2017, 02:53:13 PM
"Hey pull up DTF....
Did you see the new poll?
.....I think John Myung looks the best."



Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 21, 2017, 03:05:37 PM
I say we depressurize the fuselage once we reach altitude for shits and grins....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 21, 2017, 03:57:05 PM
I told 'em we are going to have a little turbulence, but I'd still recommend the onion.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 21, 2017, 05:20:29 PM
Let's see how far this bad boy goes on 'E'......
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on November 21, 2017, 10:08:17 PM
We just got a text message from corporate...looks like we both just got laid off!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: JayOctavarium on November 22, 2017, 11:08:43 AM
"Hey John, your son works at Safeway, right? How does he feel about people bringing their carts to the corrals in the parking lot?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on November 27, 2017, 08:07:02 AM
"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

Well, looks like there aren't going to be any more.  Any Airplane reference scores with me, so Chris you're up (and for the record, the Roy Halliday was up there too; unfortunately, that's my kind of humor).

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on November 28, 2017, 10:59:50 AM
Just saw I won this. This thread seems to be petering out a bit. Shall we continue or let it rest in peace?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on November 28, 2017, 11:02:09 AM
Let's fucking go! Quit stalling and start paying attention!






 ;D
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: JayOctavarium on November 28, 2017, 11:02:33 AM
I think it was just the Holiday slowing it down.

I saw we keep this shit going.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on November 28, 2017, 11:24:38 AM
Stop talking and start posting!!!  :) :) :)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on November 28, 2017, 08:48:57 PM
Ok, ok settle down guys.

Standings
jingle.boy   45
gmillerdrake   43
lonestar   25
TempusVox 20
kingshmegland   20
Podaar   18
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
TAC 6
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
Cool Chris   6
JayOctavarium   5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Stadler  5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

With the release of the next Star Wars movie coming, Disney considers launching a new Star Wars spin-off film, so you suggest....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on November 29, 2017, 05:27:31 AM
Rogue Two.
Big Top Jar Jar.
Picnic at Hanging Ewok.
The Villainess Space Exploits of Darth Lundgren.
Watch this Yoda spin off, you must.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 29, 2017, 05:28:48 AM
Training Day: Stormtroopers

Padme: The Tween Years

Planet Endor.  Narrated by David Attenborough

Planet Alderran.  Not narrated by David Attenborough.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on November 29, 2017, 05:42:07 AM
Hand Solo and Princess Lay-a

(adult film spinoff)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 29, 2017, 07:00:32 AM
Wookiee Yule -- A Very Special Chewbacca Christmas
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: masterthes on November 29, 2017, 07:56:23 AM
I, Jar Jar
Yoda: the Dagobah Years
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on November 29, 2017, 08:19:40 AM
The Second To Last Jedi.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 29, 2017, 09:24:44 AM
Sand.... Everywhere.

A View from Inside the Carbonite.

Oooh-ti-di Matawa.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on November 29, 2017, 10:14:03 AM
Ink Masters:  Tatooine

Vader! The Musical (by Lin-Manuel Miranda)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 29, 2017, 10:46:48 AM
Rebel Scum: An in depth documentary on the hectic, harsh living conditions of the Rebel aalliance as they are forced to live a nomadic lifestyle on the run from the Empire.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: JayOctavarium on November 29, 2017, 11:14:55 AM
(I just want an Adult XXX Padme film)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on November 29, 2017, 11:17:05 AM
(I just want an Adult XXX Padme film)

But instead, we'll get the Cinemax original "Owen and Beru: A Love Story", wherein a young moisture farmer and his sexually repressed young wife travel the dusky lands of Tatooine testing their personal boundaries and searching for sexual liberation.  I understand the scenes in Mos Eisley were almost too hot to release.   
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: masterthes on November 29, 2017, 02:44:50 PM
The Special Edition of the Special Editions
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on November 29, 2017, 11:05:59 PM
I was a Teenage Wampa
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 30, 2017, 06:37:00 AM
The Force: A Matt Lauer Story
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on December 02, 2017, 12:29:38 AM
(I just want an Adult XXX Padme film)

But instead, we'll get the Cinemax original "Owen and Beru: A Love Story", wherein a young moisture farmer and his sexually repressed young wife travel the dusky lands of Tatooine testing their personal boundaries and searching for sexual liberation.  I understand the scenes in Mos Eisley were almost too hot to release.   

Brilliant. Winner. I'd farm Beru's moisture any day. Does Tatooine have "days" anyway with those two suns?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 02, 2017, 07:22:26 AM
I don't even recognize any references.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on December 02, 2017, 10:58:25 AM
It's from a film called Star Wars TAC, it was fairly popular and successful when it was released, you should check it out sometime.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 02, 2017, 01:04:35 PM
 :lol

I'm familiar with the first one. Just not all of the other ones.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 02, 2017, 02:52:50 PM
:lol

I'm familiar with the first one. Just not all of the other ones.

One can never be too sure with you
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on December 04, 2017, 06:46:20 AM
So I'm up?   
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 04, 2017, 06:58:41 AM
Looks like.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on December 04, 2017, 07:59:41 AM
Standings
jingle.boy   45
gmillerdrake   43
lonestar   25
TempusVox 20
kingshmegland   20
Podaar   18
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
TAC 6
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
Cool Chris   6
Stadler  6
JayOctavarium   5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

I saw a great sale and treated myself (and the family) to an early Christmas present, a Vizio 70" SmartTV.  Except when I hooked it up, I kept getting an error message.   It said...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 04, 2017, 08:26:49 AM
No Twitter account detected. Please enter valid Twitter account, password and restart system.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 04, 2017, 09:16:58 AM
Self Destruct Activated. 3lb C4 Explosive will detonate in T Minus Three Minutes.......two fifty nine.....two fifty eight.....two fifty seven..........
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: JayOctavarium on December 04, 2017, 10:16:33 AM
It wasn't an error message, but  picture of King from Easter.

 You all know which one I am talking about...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 04, 2017, 04:28:50 PM
Stop arguing

Da fuq?

(https://replygif.net/i/656.gif)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 04, 2017, 04:30:47 PM
(https://replygif.net/i/656.gif)

Fu duq!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 04, 2017, 04:41:16 PM
Improper installation. Please relocate unit to a dwelling adjacent to the Jones Family.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 04, 2017, 08:19:13 PM
Fuck you you fucking fuck

Who's the "smart" one now?

Time to hand in your man-card
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on December 04, 2017, 09:00:19 PM
"After you bought this and loaded it up in your car, I noticed you neglected to return your cart to the corral." 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 04, 2017, 09:32:33 PM
Error: Fluid and Flesh detected in Coax Connection you sick pervert
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: masterthes on December 05, 2017, 04:28:49 AM
You're not man enough to handle this much winning
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 05, 2017, 06:07:50 AM
You should have sprung for the Samsung, you cheap bastard.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jarlaxle on December 06, 2017, 02:17:38 PM
You know what they say about a man: the bigger his TV the smaller his...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 06, 2017, 02:18:29 PM
This TV only plays the Oprah Channel.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on December 06, 2017, 07:19:05 PM
Error: Fake news detected, channel incompatible with Smart TV
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on December 08, 2017, 08:15:17 AM
No Twitter account detected. Please enter valid Twitter account, password and restart system.

I know, this is probably too much "insider baseball", but given my recent posts over at P/R, this got a laugh out loud and therefore the win.   (Jingle, you were close on this one, and Podaar actually had another that could have won as well). 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 08, 2017, 09:19:59 AM
As Jingle would say, "Know thy audience."  :biggrin:

Standings:
jingle.boy   45
gmillerdrake   43
lonestar   25
TempusVox 20
kingshmegland   20
Podaar   19
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
TAC 6
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
Cool Chris   6
Stadler  6
JayOctavarium   5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

New scene: Bad times to say, "Just like Mom used to make!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 08, 2017, 09:33:12 AM
While getting a blow job.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 08, 2017, 09:35:12 AM
Commenting on your wife's orgasm scream....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 08, 2017, 11:44:33 AM
While pinching the morning loaf

Dutch Oven

Posting bail
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: masterthes on December 08, 2017, 12:08:59 PM
Sucking on your wife's tits
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on December 08, 2017, 12:33:19 PM
Sucking on your wife's tits

I clicked on the thread and this is all I saw, and, oddly, I felt like I was home.  :)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 08, 2017, 01:05:26 PM
After trimming the hedges
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on December 08, 2017, 08:22:34 PM
While listening to your cat's forlorn yowling
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 08, 2017, 08:24:36 PM
Following your wife in the bathroom.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 08, 2017, 11:25:05 PM
After trying out your new flesh light
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 09, 2017, 05:48:51 AM
Okay, I don't usually like to do this, but I've got to close this competition early. No one is going to beat this for at least three reasons that I can think of.  :rollin

While listening to your cat's forlorn yowling

You're up, Marc!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on December 09, 2017, 09:38:01 AM
Thanks Gregg!  :lol I enjoyed that round, though the mental images of my mother were disturbing.

Standings:
jingle.boy   45
gmillerdrake   43
lonestar   25
TempusVox 20
kingshmegland   20
Podaar   19
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
TheSilentHam   7
TAC 6
Zydar   6
Cool Chris   6
Stadler  6
JayOctavarium   5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

Can't contain my excitement for "Star Wars: The Last Jedi" this week, so...

New scene: Unexpected first lines delivered by Luke to Rey
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 09, 2017, 10:11:08 AM
I have a good feeling about this.

Nice ass!

DTF?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 09, 2017, 10:30:57 AM
This climate is dry and cold so Im going to have to use the Force on you quite a bit
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on December 09, 2017, 10:39:09 AM
I've heard you have a little Jedi inside you. Would you like my little Jedi inside you?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 09, 2017, 10:50:25 AM
Han didn’t happen to give you that $50 he owes me did he?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 09, 2017, 10:57:36 AM
More fucking Star Wars? WTF??
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 09, 2017, 11:20:31 AM
You didn't bring razor blade with you by any chance did you?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on December 09, 2017, 11:21:54 AM
Please pass the jelly.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 09, 2017, 12:19:48 PM
Did you bring some soap as well? Haven’t had a good bath in a while......my taint has its own Degobah System going on if you know what i mean.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on December 09, 2017, 12:30:29 PM
"This isn't about that sexual harassment complaint from 1980 is it? I swear I didn't know she was my sister! She even initiated it! I'm the victim here! #metoo"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 09, 2017, 12:52:20 PM
Got any quarters for the Donkey Kong machine?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: masterthes on December 10, 2017, 06:06:56 PM
Lightsabers and chill?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 10, 2017, 08:23:27 PM
Do you like what I've done with the place?  The stairs are a bit of a bitch, but otherwise, I'm quite pleased with how it turned out.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on December 10, 2017, 08:27:04 PM
And your name is?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on December 10, 2017, 10:26:25 PM
Is Trump still president?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 10, 2017, 10:49:49 PM
Tell me you brought the Wookie? I miss his musk.....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on December 10, 2017, 11:04:54 PM
"Is Reagan still present?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on December 11, 2017, 12:56:11 AM
Can you take me to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 11, 2017, 07:03:54 AM
Tell me you brought the Wilkie? I miss his musk.....

Luke... isolation has really fucked with your mind, and your mouth.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: masterthes on December 11, 2017, 07:54:23 AM
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 11, 2017, 08:09:54 AM
Stop!  Hammer Time.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 11, 2017, 08:42:25 AM
"Do you know what they call, uh, a Quarter Pounder with cheese on Coruscant?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on December 11, 2017, 10:38:05 AM
You had me at "Banta". 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: masterthes on December 11, 2017, 12:27:26 PM
So, how's my brother in law Han these days? It's been ages since I've last seen him. Great guy, that Han
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 11, 2017, 12:48:20 PM
Have you seen the new Harry Potter film yet?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 13, 2017, 11:30:27 AM
"None shall pass."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 13, 2017, 11:47:05 AM
I didn't expect this to take so long

<scene or not?  You decide>
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on December 13, 2017, 12:32:15 PM
Is the new topic "Things overheard while eavesdropping on the Jingles' bedroom?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 13, 2017, 12:40:58 PM
Is the new topic "Things overheard while eavesdropping on the Jingles' bedroom?"

Naaahhh... you'd have to replace "take" with "last"  :zydarscouch:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on December 13, 2017, 12:42:06 PM
"This is not the droid you're looking for."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on December 13, 2017, 07:45:16 PM
So, how's my brother in law Han these days? It's been ages since I've last seen him. Great guy, that Han
Ok, many good ones.  I went with this one.  Nice job masterthes, you are up!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: masterthes on December 14, 2017, 04:35:17 AM
Sweet!

Standings:
jingle.boy   45
gmillerdrake   43
lonestar   25
TempusVox 20
kingshmegland   20
Podaar   19
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
masterthes 8
El Barto   7
TheSilentHam   7
TAC 6
Zydar   6
Cool Chris   6
Stadler  6
JayOctavarium   5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

It's Christmas morning, and what do you discover underneath the Christmas tree?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on December 14, 2017, 06:28:09 AM
In my house?  Probably a big pile of dog shit.   
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 14, 2017, 12:17:43 PM
The honor of Mary Jane.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 14, 2017, 04:00:53 PM
A tree stand.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 14, 2017, 04:05:23 PM
Gary Busey

Car battery and nipple clamps (Don't judge me)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on December 14, 2017, 08:49:59 PM
jingle.boy with a car battery and nipple clamps.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 14, 2017, 09:11:03 PM
jingle.boy with a car battery and nipple clamps.

:heybaby:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: masterthes on December 16, 2017, 12:45:05 PM
A tree stand.

Fair enough. I guess this scene wasn't that great. You're up TAC
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 16, 2017, 05:34:30 PM
Standings:
jingle.boy   45
gmillerdrake   43
lonestar   25
TempusVox 20
kingshmegland   20
Podaar   19
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
masterthes   8
BlobVanDam   8
TAC 7
El Barto   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
Cool Chris   6
Stadler  6
JayOctavarium   5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

New scene: Your daughter just came home and told you that she has an internship on Matt Lauer's new podcast. What is your response?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on December 16, 2017, 05:41:40 PM
Well that blows.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on December 16, 2017, 06:49:54 PM
<Walks to closet to check, clean and load shotgun.>
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 16, 2017, 07:48:18 PM
Take your lickle-me-Elmo to distract him.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 17, 2017, 08:07:13 AM
You better get rid of that gag reflex if you expect to have any career advancement
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 17, 2017, 10:00:07 AM
You better get rid of that gag reflex if you expect to have any career advancement

Spoken by the man with no daughters!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 18, 2017, 11:00:10 PM
You better get rid of that gag reflex if you expect to have any career advancement

Spoken by the man with no daughters!

***edit*** 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 19, 2017, 09:09:57 AM
<Walks to closet to check, clean and load shotgun.>

Winnah!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on December 20, 2017, 07:42:01 PM
Standings:
jingle.boy   45
gmillerdrake   43
lonestar   25
TempusVox 20
kingshmegland   20
Podaar   19
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
masterthes   8
BlobVanDam   8
TAC 7
El Barto   7
Stadler  7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
Cool Chris   6
JayOctavarium   5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


Sorry for the delay; I'm in Orlando this week on vacation.   By the way, we got a sneak peak at a new ride at Disney's Magic Kingdom, though I don't know that it's ready for the public yet.  It's called... 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 21, 2017, 04:26:40 AM
Deadpool:  it is huge.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 21, 2017, 05:43:08 AM
Minnie's Muff Divers
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: AngelBack on December 21, 2017, 06:10:49 AM
It's A Small World:  Animatronic president with small hands grabs your genitals.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 21, 2017, 06:35:56 AM
Hall of Presidents - yes, it is Hilary.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 21, 2017, 09:11:58 AM
Gators: Evade and Escape     Only children under 6 can participate unaccompanied by an adult. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: AngelBack on December 21, 2017, 09:14:09 AM
Gators: Evade and Escape     Only children under 6 can participate unaccompanied by an adult.

I felt kind of bad after I stopped laughing at this.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 21, 2017, 09:23:52 AM
Gators: Evade and Escape     Only children under 6 can participate unaccompanied by an adult.

I felt kind of bad after I stopped laughing at this.

Sometimes you gotta toe the line and see where it takes ya.....might have stepped a little over on that one  :\
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: masterthes on December 21, 2017, 11:01:46 AM
Line: The Ride. No actual ride, you just wait in line
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 21, 2017, 11:13:26 AM
I don't know what it's called, but I'll bet you saw Roy Moore there.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on December 27, 2017, 11:32:01 AM
Line: The Ride. No actual ride, you just wait in line

I went with this; perhaps not the funniest (that would be the Gator Pool), but it hit close to home.    Two quick line stories from my last trip to Toronto and the trip to FLA: 

One, guy going through the TSA Pre-check line asks the TSA agent if he "needs to take his belt off".   He's wearing elastic banded sweat pants, I shit you not.

Two, we're in line for I forget what at Epcot - either the Mission to Space shuttle thing or the Spaceship Earth thing, and we're in line for about 10, 15 minutes, and the woman in front of me goes to me "is this the line for the ride?"   I almost told her no but I didn't have the heart.    She wasn't cute enough to get away with being that dumb. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: masterthes on December 28, 2017, 09:33:29 AM
Standings:
jingle.boy   45
gmillerdrake   43
lonestar   25
TempusVox 20
kingshmegland   20
Podaar   19
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
TheSilentHam   7
TAC 6
Zydar   6
Cool Chris   6
Stadler  6
JayOctavarium   5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

Celeb New Years resolutions for 2018
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 28, 2017, 09:39:24 AM
Taylor Swift - gonna try muff-diving

Mike Portnoy/Derek Sherinian - do a cover version of "Let it Go"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on December 28, 2017, 10:14:50 PM
Bosk1 - Something Something  ... Dark.. Side
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 28, 2017, 10:36:27 PM
Kingshmegland - fewer typos

Harvey Weinstein - to find real love
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on December 28, 2017, 11:11:27 PM
dtf.org: Fewer threads about Toto's Africa and discussions about what is a catch in the NFL.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 29, 2017, 06:16:12 AM
dtf.org: Fewer threads about Toto's Africa and MORE discussions about what is a catch in the NFL.

Fix'd
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: masterthes on December 29, 2017, 09:42:44 AM


Mike Portnoy/Derek Sherinian - do a cover version of "Let it Go"

That'd be awesome. You're up jingle
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 29, 2017, 05:25:09 PM
Standings:
jingle.boy   46
gmillerdrake   43
lonestar   25
TempusVox 20
kingshmegland   20
Podaar   19
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
TheSilentHam   7
TAC 6
Zydar   6
Cool Chris   6
Stadler  6
JayOctavarium   5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

Unexpected New Year's Eve toasts
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on December 29, 2017, 05:47:14 PM
"I would like to toast Billy, Ron, Jeff, and of course Mike, for helping Sons of Apollo claim their rightful place on the throne as Kings of Prog!" -Derek Sherinian
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 29, 2017, 06:38:26 PM
"I'd like to toast John Petrucci for my awesome drum sound"-Mike Mangini
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 29, 2017, 06:40:16 PM
"I'd like to toast my owner for finally washing me and letting me breathe"- Kingshmegland's Liver shirt
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on December 29, 2017, 06:53:33 PM
I'd like toast... no wait... I don't like toast.  It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 01, 2018, 05:50:18 AM
I'd like toast... no wait... I don't like toast.  It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

Despite the lack of quantity, this was quality.  You're up ham.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on January 01, 2018, 03:35:20 PM
Thanks Chad!  :metal

Standings:
jingle.boy   46
gmillerdrake   43
lonestar   25
TempusVox 20
kingshmegland   20
Podaar   19
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
TheSilentHam   8
El Barto   7
TAC 6
Zydar   6
Cool Chris   6
Stadler  6
JayOctavarium   5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


Next Scene:

Fake news headlines about Dream Theater Forums
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 01, 2018, 03:45:43 PM
DT-side once again shows its class and wisdom about former band members.

Finally 'over' Portnoy leaving the band.

TAC was right!

Stadler concedes that someone else was right.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on January 01, 2018, 04:44:13 PM
TAC and Cool Chris become founding members of the Genesis Appreciation Fan Club.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on January 01, 2018, 05:30:57 PM
Jingle Boy wins a Roulette!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on January 01, 2018, 05:33:35 PM
A disputed catch in an NFL game results in unanimous agreement among forum members on what the correct call should have been.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 01, 2018, 05:40:08 PM
President Trump is repeatedly praised throughout multiple threads in the P/R Forum
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 01, 2018, 05:44:37 PM
TempusVox reveals identity to be Julian Assange.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 01, 2018, 05:47:56 PM
Kingshmegland reportedly not a King; TheSilentHam is actually a loud crustacean; Cool Chris ... not that cool.

lonestar has a 1.3 average on Yelp.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on January 01, 2018, 05:59:01 PM
Single males post on music forum about how often they get laid.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 01, 2018, 11:29:23 PM
DTF Membership increases ten fold with primarily Hot, single Russian woman Gymnasts who are lonely due to strict training schedules and want to share countless picks and videos with the outside world.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: RoeDent on January 02, 2018, 12:44:37 PM
"Raw Dog" Clinches First DT Survivor Championship
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Chris Hinton on January 02, 2018, 01:38:45 PM
DTF Leads the crusade for a new White Stripes album.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on January 02, 2018, 01:40:37 PM
Come join DTF-we agree on everything!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 02, 2018, 01:42:42 PM
DTF Driven Petition Convinces Dream Theater to fire Mike Mangini and Re-Hire Mike Portnoy.....It's rumored James LaBrie is ecstatic about the turn of events. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on January 02, 2018, 03:26:40 PM

lonestar has a 1.3 average on Yelp.

For some reason that got an actual laugh out loud.   :)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on January 03, 2018, 07:46:49 PM
Y'all really brought the funny ... good round and touch to judge.

This one really did get me!  Back at ya JB, you are up.

lonestar has a 1.3 average on Yelp.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 05, 2018, 05:42:19 AM
:fistpump:

Standings:
jingle.boy   47
gmillerdrake   43
lonestar   25
TempusVox 20
kingshmegland   20
Podaar   19
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
TheSilentHam   8
El Barto   7
TAC 6
Zydar   6
Cool Chris   6
Stadler  6
JayOctavarium   5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


Next Scene:

Famous movie/TV quotes adapted for porn.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 05, 2018, 06:25:03 AM
I’m the King of the Glory Hole!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: AngelBack on January 05, 2018, 07:12:32 AM
Tighten up Francis.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on January 05, 2018, 07:58:22 AM
"Rules? PISS ON YOUR FUCKING RULES!" - Juan Spewed Over the Cuckold's Chest

"Watchu takin' 'bout Willis" - Different Strokes
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on January 05, 2018, 08:02:20 AM
"Winter is cumming." - Game of Moans
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 05, 2018, 08:08:33 AM
"He Slimed Me" - ThroatBusters
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on January 05, 2018, 08:09:42 AM
In before Gary can get to it.

"Wax on, wax off." - The Bukkake Kid
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on January 05, 2018, 08:18:32 AM
"Keep friends close, but your enemas closer." - The Godwater, Part II
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on January 05, 2018, 08:26:10 AM
"You can't handle the girth!" - A Few Good Men



Okay, I'm done. Sorry!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 05, 2018, 08:29:13 AM
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me right back in - The Gangbanger
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on January 05, 2018, 09:29:45 AM
Some of these are hilarious.  This is the best one in quite a while, no offense to anyone in particular. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 05, 2018, 09:49:51 AM
Some of these are hilarious.  This is the best one in quite a while, no offense to anyone in particular.

Pr0n brings out the best in us. 

Gregg... you're not done.  You've got me in ya.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 08, 2018, 09:43:32 AM
 "When I was a little girl, my daddy used to spank my bare bottom. Now he's gone. Will you take his place?"  - Frisky Business
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 08, 2018, 09:44:45 AM
Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I'm perfect! - Queer Science
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on January 08, 2018, 10:27:28 AM
"Just when I thought I was out... she pulled me back in!" - Michael in the Wadfather III
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 08, 2018, 10:43:00 AM
"Just when I thought I was out... she pulled me back in!" - Michael in the Wadfather III


5 Posts up   :\


Just when I thought I was out, they pull me right back in - The Gangbanger
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 08, 2018, 12:17:50 PM
Tighten up Francis.

This takes it.  Considering the actual line is my go-to whenever someone is getting antsy, it gave me the most giggles.  And I'm sure I'll giggle even more whenever I tell someone "Lighten up, Francis".

Thought there'd be more entries - here was so much gold to work with here guys...

Frankly my dear, I prefer anal.
Here's splooging on you, kid
I love the smell of smile in the morning.
I'm cummin here... I'M CUMMIN HERE!!
You're gonna need a bigger cock
Nobody puts Baby in a gang-bang
I'll fuck you my pretty... and you're little dog too.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: AngelBack on January 08, 2018, 02:01:25 PM
Yikes!  Didn't expect that, thanks JB!

Standings:
jingle.boy   47
gmillerdrake   43
lonestar   25
TempusVox 20
kingshmegland   20
Podaar   19
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
TheSilentHam   8
El Barto   7
TAC 6
Zydar   6
Cool Chris   6
Stadler  6
JayOctavarium   5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
AngelBack participation trophy 1


Next Scene:

Things the Secret Service heard outside Donald and Melania's bedroom door late at night.....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on January 08, 2018, 02:21:30 PM
*Crickets*
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on January 08, 2018, 02:22:04 PM
That is not exactly bigly.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 08, 2018, 03:06:47 PM
Why can't you look more like Sean Hannity?

Pass the ketchup.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on January 08, 2018, 03:20:33 PM
Wow, even that's orange!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on January 09, 2018, 09:10:19 AM
"Just when I thought I was out... she pulled me back in!" - Michael in the Wadfather III


5 Posts up   :\


Just when I thought I was out, they pull me right back in - The Gangbanger

Yeah, I know.  I just made myself laugh with "The Wadfather" and needed to post it.  For myself.  :)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 09, 2018, 09:27:04 AM
Ahhhh.....my two favorite things at bed time......a snack from the Golden Arches and a spritz from the golden shower......
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: AngelBack on January 09, 2018, 01:11:28 PM
OK, I'm a newb, not the best scene but......buy an expensive piece of "meat"  and then......


Pass the ketchup.

Awesome on many levels!! 

Back to you JB.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 10, 2018, 11:58:24 AM
Yikes!  Didn't expect that, thanks Angel!

Standings:
jingle.boy   48
gmillerdrake   43
lonestar   25
TempusVox 20
kingshmegland   20
Podaar   19
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
TheSilentHam   8
El Barto   7
TAC 6
Zydar   6
Cool Chris   6
Stadler  6
JayOctavarium   5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
AngelBack participation trophy 1


Next Scene:

How Google finishes your search "why does my ...."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on January 10, 2018, 12:03:47 PM
version of Pull Me Under cut off at the end?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: AngelBack on January 10, 2018, 12:55:26 PM
weewee smell like cheese..
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 10, 2018, 01:12:13 PM
...life suck?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 10, 2018, 01:12:55 PM
....mother open mouth kiss me?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on January 10, 2018, 04:53:45 PM
cat like sniffing asses?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on January 10, 2018, 04:55:06 PM
friend who lives in Canada pronounce "About" as "Aboot?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 10, 2018, 08:00:26 PM
....wife open her vagina to other men’s penis’s?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 11, 2018, 08:54:46 PM
....mother open mouth kiss me?
  disturbing enough to be the winner.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 12, 2018, 06:29:48 AM
Well thank you sir.  :tup

Standings:
jingle.boy   48
gmillerdrake   44
lonestar   25
TempusVox 20
kingshmegland   20
Podaar   19
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
TheSilentHam   8
El Barto   7
TAC 6
Zydar   6
Cool Chris   6
Stadler  6
JayOctavarium   5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
AngelBack participation trophy 1


Next Scene:

You’re very protective of your younger sibling. Their date comes over to pick them up.....you answer the door first and tell them something to discourage them from going on the date. What do you say?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: AngelBack on January 12, 2018, 06:34:26 AM
Have a seat, she's rinsing the lice treatment and will be here in a minute.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 12, 2018, 06:51:51 AM
Are you susceptible to skin rashes?

Don't stare at the ankle monitor. She's very self-conscious of it.

I have a very specific set of skills.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on January 12, 2018, 07:50:32 AM
Perfect timing. I think her bout of herpes has calmed down by now.

*Opens door while cleaning shotgun barrel*

Hold on, I think she’s plucking her mustache...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: masterthes on January 12, 2018, 08:17:04 AM
Just so you know, my sister just recently started practising cannibalism
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on January 12, 2018, 09:03:47 AM
"Hi.  You can just call me Darth."

"You're not from one of those shithole countries, are you?"

< Cocks shotgun and just stands in the door looking serenely at the kid on the front step.>
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 12, 2018, 10:29:46 AM
Hey, you don't happen to know how long it takes before animals start smelling a decomposed body, do you?

Oprah, 2020!!  WOOT!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on January 12, 2018, 01:44:34 PM
Don't bother, I just banged her.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on January 12, 2018, 01:45:25 PM
Sure, come on in, make yourself at home. She’ll be down in a bit. I’d guess she’s just about finished with fucking the guy she went out with this morning.

EDIT: Goddamn it. Beaten to it.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 12, 2018, 05:52:14 PM
Dude... you never noticed the Adam's apple?!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on January 13, 2018, 07:01:28 AM
Hi.  I'm Joe.  May I call you Punching Bag?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 14, 2018, 10:48:58 PM
Don't bother, I just banged her.

This is so wrong. And I love me some wrong.

You’re up!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on January 15, 2018, 05:59:33 AM
Standings:
jingle.boy   48
gmillerdrake   44
lonestar   25
TempusVox 20
kingshmegland   20
Podaar   19
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
TheSilentHam   8
El Barto   7
TAC 7
Zydar   6
Cool Chris   6
Stadler  6
JayOctavarium   5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
AngelBack participation trophy 1


Next Scene:

Dream Theater decides to do a follow up to the Astonishing. The title is.....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 15, 2018, 06:26:05 AM
Derek and Mike Can Suck It.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on January 15, 2018, 06:48:46 AM
Scenes From An Ex's Memory
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on January 15, 2018, 06:56:48 AM
Derek and Mike Can Suck It.


 :rollin :rollin :rollin


BAM!! Instant Winner!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 17, 2018, 08:30:05 PM
Standings:
jingle.boy   49
gmillerdrake   44
lonestar   25
TempusVox 20
kingshmegland   20
Podaar   19
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
TheSilentHam   8
El Barto   7
TAC 7
Zydar   6
Cool Chris   6
Stadler  6
JayOctavarium   5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
AngelBack participation trophy 1

Since we're still early enough in January....

Unexpected New Year's resolutions from a significant other.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on January 17, 2018, 08:49:52 PM
I resolve to find someone with a bigger c*** this year.   

I resolve to gain back all that weight I lost after the second baby.

I resolve hit triple digits in sexual partners this year. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on January 17, 2018, 09:03:08 PM
I resolve to actually take those birth control pills you thought I have been taking.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 19, 2018, 05:58:22 AM
Do these topics really suck that bad?  Guess I can play the game like a boss, but can't host it worth shit.   :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: JayOctavarium on January 19, 2018, 12:07:57 PM
Mrs. Jingle to Jingleboy: "This year I resolve to help you come up with better topics for Scenes From A Hat."





*shrug*
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 21, 2018, 01:27:41 PM
Mrs. Jingle to Jingleboy: "This year I resolve to help you come up with better topics for Scenes From A Hat."

I genuinely got a solid lol out of this.  You're up Jay.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on February 13, 2018, 03:39:10 PM
 :corn
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: JayOctavarium on February 14, 2018, 01:00:41 PM
Goddamnit.

Someone wanna take this for me?

I've been balls deep in work and completely forgot.

I should stop contributing lmao
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 14, 2018, 01:06:35 PM
I would, but I suck at setting up a scene.   :D
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on February 14, 2018, 06:27:19 PM
Standings:
jingle.boy   49
gmillerdrake   44
lonestar   25
TempusVox 20
kingshmegland   20
Podaar   19
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
TheSilentHam   8
El Barto   7
TAC 7
Stadler  7
Zydar   6
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I'll step up:    The inscription on the best Valentine's Day card you ever sent (or wished you sent):

(EDIT: Damn you, TAC!  :) )
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on February 14, 2018, 06:53:37 PM
The best Valentine's Day CAR??

Drive me!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 14, 2018, 07:49:57 PM
(https://dailysnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/FalconsNew.jpg)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
And that's what your balls will be
Cuz I ain't goin down on you
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on February 14, 2018, 07:51:46 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Put on some Winger
And go fuck yourself
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 14, 2018, 07:57:11 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll take jingle.boy
Anytime over you

Signed, Mrs TAC
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on February 14, 2018, 07:58:57 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll take jingle.boy
Anytime over you

Signed, Mrs TAC


You got some real penis envy...................MINE! ;D
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 15, 2018, 07:30:23 PM
Surprise buttsex??

It ain't gonna suck itself.

I wanna five-knuckle-shuffle your moose knuckle
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on February 16, 2018, 07:51:41 AM
Look, I'm not going to drag this out longer than it needs to go.


The Falcons reference was a clear winner from the moment I read it.  If nothing else, Jingle knows his audience!   You're up, bud!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 16, 2018, 07:54:09 AM
Yay... now I have the dubious task of coming up with another scene - which I suck at!

Will contemplate, and try to remember before the end of the weekend.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 18, 2018, 05:44:54 AM
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TAC 7
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JayOctavarium   6
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Things you can say about you iPhone/Android, but you can't about your significant other.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 18, 2018, 07:05:01 AM
I can’t figure out how to turn it off....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on February 18, 2018, 09:28:36 AM
Yeah, I think I’m due for an upgrade soon.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on February 18, 2018, 11:09:48 AM
The face is pretty large, but it doesn’t seem that bright...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 18, 2018, 11:26:35 AM
Out of memory again?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on February 18, 2018, 02:47:37 PM
It’s bulky, it’s slow, and if you don’t push the right buttons, it won’t even get turned on.

I’m so tired of it correcting everything I’m trying to say.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 18, 2018, 04:52:02 PM
The autocorrect has been on for 13 years and literally corrects everything I attempt to communicate
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on February 18, 2018, 07:30:10 PM
How do I get out of this plan?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on February 18, 2018, 08:34:27 PM
No resistance, feels re-energized, and needs getting prodded often in the rear.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 18, 2018, 08:42:00 PM
This thing has had multiple users and I think it has a virus
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 20, 2018, 10:49:07 PM
Lots of good ones here, but

I’m so tired of it correcting everything I’m trying to say.

Winna!! 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on February 21, 2018, 08:13:38 AM
Sweet. Thanks!

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BlobVanDam   8
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El Barto   7
TAC 7
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Next scene:

Movies most unlikely to be turned into theme park rides.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 21, 2018, 08:28:58 AM
Pulp Fiction - don't say "What?"

Flight
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 21, 2018, 08:36:24 AM
Saw


Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 21, 2018, 08:39:52 AM
Fight Club

Running Man
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 21, 2018, 09:10:27 AM
Running Man


***thread hijack***   Love that movie!!!    It'd be neat to see a re-make with modern tech....anyway, carry on.....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on February 21, 2018, 09:26:22 AM
Romancing the Bone
Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy
Weapons of Ass Destruction VII


Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on February 22, 2018, 01:39:59 AM
Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe.
Final Destination 3.
Kramer vs Kramer.
12 Years a Slave.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on February 22, 2018, 09:04:22 PM
Pulp Fiction - don't say "What?"


Probably my favorite scene in any movie ever. This got the biggest laugh. Back at you, JB.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 22, 2018, 09:06:53 PM
Pulp Fiction - don't say "What?"


Probably my favorite scene in any movie ever. This got the biggest laugh. Back at you, JB.

Damn... I thought Saw was gonna take it.  I'll see what I can come up with.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 22, 2018, 09:13:51 PM
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BlobVanDam   8
TheSilentHam   8
El Barto   7
TAC 7
Stadler  7
Zydar   6
Cool Chris   6
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Snow Dog 5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
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Next scene:

Unexpected/inappropriate ice cream flavours.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on February 22, 2018, 09:28:54 PM
Just for you Chad... Poutine.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on February 22, 2018, 09:50:38 PM
Nookie and Cream
Chalky Chode
Booty Frutti
Butterscotch Nipple
Snickerdoodie
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Ben_Jamin on February 22, 2018, 11:07:44 PM
Cumquad
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on February 25, 2018, 12:08:16 AM
Fingerbang Fudge
Creamy Colon
Breast Milk
Pistachio 'N Pussy
Peanut Plop
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 25, 2018, 07:48:59 AM
Just for you Chad... Poutine.

This would certainly be unexpected.  We do have poutine flavoured potato chips, but I can't imagine curds 'n gravy ice cream.   :lol

You're up Chris
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on February 25, 2018, 08:37:01 AM
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MetalJunkie   5
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The 2022 Winter Olympics will be the first Winter Olympics to feature the new sport of...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 25, 2018, 08:38:44 AM
Spelling Bee: Yellow snow edition

Polar Bear triathalon
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on February 25, 2018, 08:47:52 AM
Snowball fighting

Snowball baseball

Avalanche surfing
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 25, 2018, 09:32:23 AM
Icycle Deepthroating
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 25, 2018, 10:03:36 AM
Sunbathing

Car washing - my 70 year old Portuguese neighbour will be a gold-medal candidate for sure.

Ice fishing
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on February 26, 2018, 08:17:41 AM
I'm going cynical:

- Neo-Biathalon:    Cross country ski for 5km, then snap five selfies and get them posted to social media in the lowest time.
- Medical Mass Start:  You need to get a medical marijuana card for air quotes "anxiety", then pack five bowls (short program) and roll ten doobies (the long program).  Competitors are judged on both artistic and technical merit.   
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: masterthes on February 26, 2018, 11:58:04 AM
Polar Plunge 100m
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 26, 2018, 12:29:46 PM
Shriveled Testicle Challenge

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on February 26, 2018, 12:50:21 PM
Ice Pole Vaulting.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 26, 2018, 12:51:20 PM
Highbeam flashing
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 26, 2018, 12:55:35 PM
Best Global Warming Denial Statement
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on February 26, 2018, 12:57:04 PM
Manscaping Luge.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 26, 2018, 01:11:17 PM
Naked Curling
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on February 26, 2018, 02:01:20 PM
Naked Curling

Every Saturday night bro.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on February 26, 2018, 10:08:05 PM
Bobsleigh Douche -Womens Team
Bobsleigh Enema- Mens Team
Each sled has a hole cut out into the bottom. Teams are judged not by time, but by how much slush gets stuck in their orifice.

Biathlon Bingo- Highly skilled and expertly trained biathletes shoot at AR 15 owners who'vs publicly declared AR weapons aren't assault rifles, using the owners own rifles.

Frozen Tweet - Individual outdoor game where people are forced to post the most error free tweets in 5 minutes after dipping their hands in water. The Kardashian sisters are odds on favorites already.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 27, 2018, 09:31:52 AM
Discrete Kidney Harvesting
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on February 27, 2018, 09:58:13 AM
Manscaping Luge.

I can't even imagine what this would be like. Still didn't keep me from laughing. Go!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on February 27, 2018, 10:05:43 AM
Manscaping Luge.

I can't even imagine what this would be like. Still didn't keep me from laughing. Go!

Good call. I feel like there's blood involved in there, and at least one cringe-worthy moment or two.   Like watching someone get punched in the nuts.  :)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on March 02, 2018, 08:36:04 AM
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TheSilentHam   8
El Barto   7
TAC 7
Stadler  7
Cool Chris   7
Zydar   6
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Snow Dog 5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
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Soupytwist 4
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New scene:  You find out that Trump & Obama are drinking buddies.  You walk up to them and say.....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on March 02, 2018, 08:40:23 AM
How does it feel to be the two guys other than Bill to fuck Hillary?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on March 05, 2018, 01:48:13 PM
Bueller, Bueller, Bueller...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 05, 2018, 01:50:37 PM
I thought Baron looked a little dark.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 05, 2018, 02:42:16 PM
Nice work asshats.

Thanks Obama

I kept my Doctor alright ... Dr. Gupta - but now he's been detained by ICE.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on March 06, 2018, 06:17:26 AM
I feel like if that scenario was to actually happen, it might be because I'd be delivering flowers with a card that said "Thank you SO much!  Love, George W. Bush's Legacy".
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 06, 2018, 08:47:47 AM
Tee-time, gentlemen.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 06, 2018, 09:02:21 AM
So.....which one of you is Hitler again?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on March 06, 2018, 11:04:23 PM
Hey Donnie! Let's all three take a little ride, okay? We're gonna take a drive out to the Pine Barrens, and see a guy about a thing. It'll be fine. Get in the front seat there. Barry's gonna drive. You can take the bottle with you. We'll be back in bit, and we can go play golf, okay?

Barry, did you put the shovels in the trunk like I asked you to?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on March 09, 2018, 05:19:22 AM
I feel like if that scenario was to actually happen, it might be because I'd be delivering flowers with a card that said "Thank you SO much!  Love, George W. Bush's Legacy".


I giggled at this.  Winna!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on March 09, 2018, 09:08:42 AM
Thank you, sir; give me a moment to brainstorm a scenario...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on March 09, 2018, 12:40:00 PM
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TempusVox 20
Podaar   19
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
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BlobVanDam   8
TheSilentHam   8
Stadler  8
El Barto   7
TAC 7
Cool Chris   7
Zydar   6
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Snow Dog 5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
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Gene $immons has taken the art of commerce to a new level.  NOW he's selling the Kiss logo on ...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on March 09, 2018, 12:42:47 PM
Albums that are actually good, so as to make it appear KISS released quality music.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 09, 2018, 01:28:04 PM
...Daraprim bottles.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 09, 2018, 01:45:23 PM
Sons of Apollo CDs

MAGA hats (now MKGA)

Stadler's business cards

Red Bull... so you really can Rock 'n' Roll All Nite

DTF P/R threads
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 09, 2018, 01:47:14 PM
Stadler style oxford shirts
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 09, 2018, 01:47:38 PM
Air
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: AngelBack on March 09, 2018, 01:49:37 PM
Sons of Apollo CDs

MAGA hats (now MKGA)

Stadler's business cards

Red Bull... so you really can Rock 'n' Roll All Nite

DTF P/R threads

You kill me  :hefdaddy
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on March 09, 2018, 02:52:25 PM
For the record, I would buy both of them (the shirts and the business cards). 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 09, 2018, 03:11:14 PM
Donkey Saddles
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on March 09, 2018, 04:15:17 PM
On Vinnie Vincent.   Wait, that's a bad idea.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 09, 2018, 05:20:59 PM
AR-15's  (too soon?)

Iron Maiden tee-shirts.

Tempus Vox books.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 09, 2018, 07:11:49 PM
Embroidered KISS logo on rear Jean pockets
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 09, 2018, 07:12:41 PM
Penitentiary Jump Suits
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 09, 2018, 07:34:57 PM
Church collection plates
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on March 12, 2018, 07:08:15 AM
AR-15's  (too soon?)

Iron Maiden tee-shirts.

Tempus Vox books.

if you followed the recent interview where Paul Stanley supposedly "made" his interviewer take off his Maiden shirt and put on a Kiss one...

Nice job.  You're up.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 12, 2018, 07:17:08 AM
AR-15's  (too soon?)

Iron Maiden tee-shirts.

Tempus Vox books.

if you followed the recent interview where Paul Stanley supposedly "made" his interviewer take off his Maiden shirt and put on a Kiss one...

Nice job.  You're up.

Indeed I did.   ;)  Will post a new scene later.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 12, 2018, 08:11:28 AM
jingle.boy   52
gmillerdrake   44
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   21
TempusVox 20
Podaar   19
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
TheSilentHam   8
Stadler  8
El Barto   7
TAC 7
Cool Chris   7
Zydar   6
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Snow Dog 5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
AngelBack 1

Boy Scout badges most people haven't heard of
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 12, 2018, 08:17:54 AM
Kielbasa in One Gulp

Troop Leader Tickle Fight - Private

Troop Leader Tickle Fight - Group

Brown Star Orienteering



Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 12, 2018, 01:37:58 PM
Mastering the Canadian Spirit

101 Uses for a Maple Leaf

Sub Zero Masturbation Techniques
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on March 12, 2018, 02:02:07 PM
Highest number of "Your favorites of these <Insert band/era here> songs created in the General Music subforum of dtf.org.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 12, 2018, 02:16:40 PM
The 'No Hands' Boy Scout Salute
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on March 13, 2018, 08:14:29 AM
Most commas - and dashes, parentheses (and other, miscellaneous punctuation) - in a forum post.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 13, 2018, 08:27:56 AM
Inspiring scenes from a hat theme badge.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 13, 2018, 08:31:25 AM
Best Meth from Scratch
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 13, 2018, 10:03:03 AM
Inspiring scenes from a hat theme badge.

Given my suckage at this lately, this seems the most appropriate.

Give us a good one Gregg.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 13, 2018, 10:18:53 AM
I never got the merit badge either, but I'll take the victory! :)

Brainstorming...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 13, 2018, 10:29:43 AM
jingle.boy   52
gmillerdrake   44
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   21
TempusVox 20
Podaar   20
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
TheSilentHam   8
Stadler  8
El Barto   7
TAC 7
Cool Chris   7
Zydar   6
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Snow Dog 5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
AngelBack 1


Graffiti in the DTF bathroom.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 13, 2018, 10:53:18 AM
EPICVIEW was here
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 13, 2018, 12:18:19 PM
Member poll: WildRanger or KevShmev

For a good time, call AndyDT
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 13, 2018, 12:37:35 PM
But Her E-Mails!!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on March 13, 2018, 03:27:27 PM
[Insert my longest post in the P/R Forum]
                                     - Stadler, 2018
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 13, 2018, 04:38:39 PM
Happy Vlasto Day!

Caption this!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on March 14, 2018, 09:03:24 PM
Pirates Unite!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on March 16, 2018, 03:34:31 PM
Poll: Why are you here?  A. #1  B. #2   C.  Kevin Moore
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on March 19, 2018, 07:20:11 AM
Rank the best part of this stall:
1. The smell
2. The seat
3. The toilet paper
4. The power of the flush

You can pick any two.


[Then there will be a scrawl underneath:  "You forgot to mention the height of the bowl."]

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 19, 2018, 08:11:31 AM
TV is Stephenie Meyer!

Poll: Why are you here?  A. #1  B. #2   C.  Kevin Moore

This one got a good laugh out of me. You're up, Hammy.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on March 20, 2018, 02:02:44 PM
Thank you Podaarius!

jingle.boy   52
gmillerdrake   44
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   21
TempusVox 20
Podaar   20
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
masterthes 9
TheSilentHam   9
BlobVanDam   8
Stadler  8
El Barto   7
TAC 7
Cool Chris   7
Zydar   6
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Snow Dog 5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
AngelBack 1

Next: Bosk1 wants to boost dtf membership among the Millennial target demographic.  The new dtf advertising slogan is...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on March 20, 2018, 02:46:05 PM
dtf.org: Now endorsing Bernie Sanders, a $15 minimum wage, rent control, 90% tax brackets on the wealthy, and a sub-forum dedicated to the Kardashians.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 20, 2018, 03:06:09 PM
DTF.org, a safe space. Except when it's a space of BEING ON FIRE!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 20, 2018, 04:08:53 PM
Sign up now and we’ll include a free SPY CAM so you can make sure your mom is staying on top of your laundry and making you that sammich.....all so you don’t have to pause your Fortnite session
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 20, 2018, 04:11:39 PM
Comes with the DTF app.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 20, 2018, 04:36:11 PM
Get your own emot code!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on March 20, 2018, 06:38:33 PM
We may all have penises, but we respect everyone's gender identity.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on March 20, 2018, 07:44:33 PM
New Selfie Forum
(Access by permission only)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 20, 2018, 07:45:26 PM
Comes with free Y&T instruction manual.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 20, 2018, 07:59:31 PM
Participation ribbons for all!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on March 20, 2018, 08:58:52 PM
DTF.org where every day is Vlasto Day, and Kevin Moore is king.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 21, 2018, 05:39:44 AM
Take your time, and look around. This is utopia you've found!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 21, 2018, 05:45:46 PM
DTF now in 4G LTE UHD3D & THC
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on March 24, 2018, 09:50:06 AM
dtf.org: Now endorsing Bernie Sanders, a $15 minimum wage, rent control, 90% tax brackets on the wealthy, and a sub-forum dedicated to the Kardashians.

Nice job all - this one had girth.  Nice job cool chris
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on March 24, 2018, 05:47:51 PM
jingle.boy   52
gmillerdrake   44
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   21
TempusVox 20
Podaar   20
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
masterthes 9
TheSilentHam   9
BlobVanDam   8
Stadler  8
Cool Chris   8
El Barto   7
TAC 7
Zydar   6
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Snow Dog 5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
AngelBack 1

Shigeru Miyamoto developed Mario, who became the face of Nintendo for decades to come. He wasn't always a plumber though, their original plan was for Mario to be a:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 24, 2018, 05:53:06 PM
A barrel maker?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 24, 2018, 07:26:06 PM
Hit Man
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 24, 2018, 07:32:19 PM
The ‘stache says it all.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 24, 2018, 07:33:02 PM
Kingshmegland
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on March 24, 2018, 10:40:12 PM
A retired CIA Agent...

"I don't-a know who you- a are. I don't-a know what'sa you want. If you are looking-a for-a ransom, I can tell you I don't-a have-a no money. But what I do have-a are a very particular set of-a skills, skills I have-a acquired over a very long-a career. Skills that make-a me a nightmare for people like-a you. If you let-a the princess a-go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not-a look-a for you, I will not-a pursue you. But if you don't-a, I will-a look-a for you, I will-a find you, and I will-a kill you...Ciao"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 25, 2018, 04:44:05 AM
Deuce Bigalo
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on March 26, 2018, 07:47:19 AM
Sixth member of the Village People.

The replacement for Chris  Collins as singer of Dream Theater.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 26, 2018, 07:53:13 AM
Mild mannered shoe salesman in Midland City.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 26, 2018, 07:59:02 AM
The Princesses personal 'gimp'......red gag ball and crate included.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 26, 2018, 08:09:30 AM
Livestock proctologist.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on March 26, 2018, 02:38:28 PM
Sixth member of the Village People.

This was funny. Go!

Why is jingle-boy now Rainbow Dash? (yes I have a 6 year old daughter I know who Rainbow Dash is).
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 26, 2018, 04:27:54 PM
Lost a bet.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on March 27, 2018, 08:11:04 AM
jingle.boy   52
gmillerdrake   44
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   21
TempusVox 20
Podaar   20
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
masterthes 9
TheSilentHam   9
Stadler  9
BlobVanDam   8
Cool Chris   8
El Barto   7
TAC 7
Zydar   6
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Snow Dog 5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
AngelBack 1

"Lost a bet".  Right. Sure.  We've all used that excuse.  The REAL reason Jingle has a "Rainbow Dash" avatar is:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 27, 2018, 08:16:06 AM
jingle.wife bought him a Squatty Potty for his upcoming Colonoscopy.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 27, 2018, 08:21:20 AM
He's Canadian....what do you expect?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on March 27, 2018, 08:24:28 AM
Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie were already taken.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 27, 2018, 08:27:16 AM
He’s um....transitioning.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 27, 2018, 08:34:29 AM
Because Fluttershy was already taken.  :omg:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 27, 2018, 08:47:05 AM
He wanted to match the 'tramp stamp' tat he got during Spring Break 92'. It's special to him....one of two matching tats that only he and a man he knows as Roberto have to memorialize that 'special' night they shared.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 27, 2018, 10:49:50 AM
"You mean it's NOT a Pokémon??"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 27, 2018, 11:43:08 AM
To commemorate the first time he 'tasted' the Rainbow
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 27, 2018, 07:39:41 PM
He wanted a more bitchin avatar than Stadler.

Just like in P/R, he wanted his avatar to be the ying to Stadler's yang.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on March 27, 2018, 07:42:25 PM
That avatar tickles his anus.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 27, 2018, 07:43:35 PM
Pretty sure he tickled his anus before changing avatars.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 27, 2018, 07:44:31 PM
Pretty sure he tickled his anus before changing avatars.

Pretty sure Mrs. TAC did the tickling.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on March 27, 2018, 07:54:06 PM
Pretty sure one asshole is enough.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 27, 2018, 07:56:15 PM
He wanted something of his to be hung like a shetland pony.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on March 28, 2018, 03:09:07 PM
Not a caption, but there's nothing like the real thing, bitches.

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/p6S651lt90RjBdAASrRRSHcwXQI6dB4m38ITZTebxRt3h7-BEpKlKmDViL4GrNO9jAJQvTIZ6J1E5PaLtXgtH-SnMuHN7valCrNCn02pgraOcmAYQOd2ttcE3znAVsh3q1ZgLf7Oq8xxo65b3AqwSJhf4M4yc83sMO-3ZFiT7oOXvZbRMw-KRy4TQo0bND4NpEfRE1Iz3a-uRBwnuw4JWs1CnXl1II6e8s4Xwdqw09HwaHQYwvdZretJ6nf--AIopWWHbViK2o5IoANCmoC4UZmpBq9cZAIxE4Fbhd6uS364mdI5fQTreLr9woHy-lRYkKmCkVhNSYqwAiV4Wa09j4906aZn_0p6XU1fWVK01QrMCGAtX-1m4LGVbvZo2IKWBBMPKowvYmhxF5uNkW0hm-PWU79r5CGGyL9zJxoErjgubHaRpYM4oKaOTJevkwuKKdrZ2EqWuHR0dy3MALeGsFVfdNe5eBv2QC-yg1LpolVS7YvRhYvjW50tI8L0cs7NhcNcff5iUvgLhSOwye7ltJN2H8sLVo2M1nsA8FP0_a8o8edHFz5rePmBztNc6ri2fQ2zxAzQV1bxsLx9Gz8uNR2piTnjISywVouogD5_LqxNLQ8EM-zsY3h-dvRKAHRVN29LXM1fjfUSSLgOcsRR_bAsvkEhd1vF=w398-h284-no)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 28, 2018, 03:10:37 PM
Not a caption, but Chris, when did you turn into a psycho?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 28, 2018, 04:10:27 PM
Not a caption, but man you must have a tiny dick to be able to hump that thing.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on March 28, 2018, 05:16:12 PM
Not a caption, but Chris, when did you turn into a psycho?

Around the time my second daughter was born.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on March 29, 2018, 09:11:52 AM
Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie were already taken.

I don't know who those people are, but now that I'm scared of you, you win.  :)

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on March 29, 2018, 10:50:11 AM
jingle.boy   52
gmillerdrake   44
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   21
TempusVox 20
Podaar   20
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
masterthes 9
TheSilentHam   9
Stadler  9
Cool Chris   9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
TAC 7
Zydar   6
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Snow Dog 5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
AngelBack 1

I don't know who those people are, but now that I'm scared of you, you win.  :)

Don't you have at least one daughter? They are My Little Ponies.

Next scene: Rejected Mortal Kombat characters and their associated fatality maneuvers.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 29, 2018, 11:10:04 AM
Rainbow Dash - Taste the rainbow.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on March 29, 2018, 02:07:28 PM
Don't you have at least one daughter? They are My Little Ponies.

Polly Pockets was big in my house.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 29, 2018, 07:56:37 PM
Polly Pockets?? Touching your self in Junior High?? :lol


I don't even know WTF Mortal Combat is so I'm sitting this one out.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on March 29, 2018, 09:40:21 PM
Sir Sexual Magic.
 "Finish Him!!!"
Uses his Dayman Solar Friendship Karate Blast!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 29, 2018, 10:14:25 PM
Mike Portnoy - finisher is to make them have a conversation with Sherinian.

Stadler, whose finisher is "common sense"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on March 30, 2018, 02:30:23 PM

Stadler, whose finisher is "common sense"

With posts like that, my finisher is grinding my teeth.    My finisher is also inhaling copious amounts of humor.  Roomfuls of humor.  :)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 30, 2018, 03:06:40 PM
Italian Grandma, Nona; finisher is serving dinner.

Flatulance Phil; I think you know the finisher
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on March 30, 2018, 03:08:47 PM
Not many submissions so I will extend this and open to include forum members and their fatalities as well.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 30, 2018, 03:13:02 PM
Does everyone have a finisher?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 30, 2018, 04:04:49 PM
Does everyone have a finisher?

Yup... yours is quicker than most though.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 30, 2018, 05:12:36 PM
Does everyone have a finisher?

Yup... yours is quicker than most though.

Hey, at least I have a starter.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on April 02, 2018, 11:32:19 PM
My finisher is also inhaling copious amounts of humor.  Roomfuls of humor.  :)

Winner, by virtue of self-deprecating humor.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on April 03, 2018, 06:27:42 AM
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Double digits!  At this point, I should catch Jingle around my 65th birthday!

They recently leaked several teams rulebooks for cheerleaders.  https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/no-sweatpants-in-public-inside-the-rule-books-for-nfl-cheerleaders/ar-AAvo5oR?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=ientp  I haven't read any, but I understand that some teams don't let them wear sweatpants in public.  Have any of you read this?  Do any of you know some of the OTHER rules for NFL cheerleaders?   
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 03, 2018, 06:53:18 AM
Pretty sure you can't be on your period while wearing the Home Whites.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 03, 2018, 07:03:32 AM
Must be able to handle (5) Pom Poms at once
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 03, 2018, 07:34:11 AM
They are not permitted to stay at a Holiday Inn Express during away games.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 04, 2018, 07:43:27 PM
The rules to crack down on ..um...head injuries apparently have no teeth.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on April 04, 2018, 09:15:58 PM
Section 7.208.D. Each girl shall report to the designated vomit stall in the cheer locker room no later than 30 minutes prior to take time in order for weigh in, and to make weight if necessary.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on April 04, 2018, 09:17:27 PM
Rule #3. All cheerleaders with Borderline Personality Disorder must cover their butterfly tattoos at all times.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 04, 2018, 10:10:18 PM
In order for maximum cheer amperage......must not have a gag reflex to interfere with vocalizing.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on April 05, 2018, 12:12:25 AM
If Michael Bennett wants to get by you, GET THE HELL OUT OF HIS WAY.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on April 06, 2018, 07:05:05 AM
The rules to crack down on ..um...head injuries apparently have no teeth.

I thought this would have more legs, but I guess I really don't know funny, so...  I'll award the best pun.   You're up.   
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 16, 2018, 07:13:02 AM
Shoot. Guess I'm not paying attention!



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60 minutes just aired an expose on Allegient Air. Among the faulty maintainance records, the most startling revelation was.....


Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on April 16, 2018, 08:17:46 AM
They never bothered to fix the drink cart after Yngwie unleashed the fyoory.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 16, 2018, 08:28:16 AM
What they found when using a black light.

Itineraries from Holiday Inn Express in lieu of Engineering Degrees.

Seeing grown men naked.

Al Capone's tomb.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on April 16, 2018, 08:35:03 AM
Failure to treat wings with gremlin repellent
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 16, 2018, 08:59:39 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41QJ5mT9i1L._SY355_.jpg)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on April 16, 2018, 09:25:25 PM
...every mechanic is required to carry a can of WD-40, a Phillips screwdriver, a roll of duct tape, and all maintenance records are to be written in pencil.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 17, 2018, 06:36:46 AM
The Lead Supervisor’s name was MacGuyver
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on April 17, 2018, 08:27:54 AM
Animal is one of their pilots.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on April 19, 2018, 07:55:19 PM
The CEO graduated from Trump University.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 27, 2018, 12:18:59 PM
Sorry people, I completely forgot!


Gonna give this one to Gary because we were thinking on the same wavelength.

The Lead Supervisor’s name was MacGuyver

I would've said this guy, though:

(https://d2z1w4aiblvrwu.cloudfront.net/ad/AZ0b/flex-seal-liquid-brush-it-roll-it-dip-it-pour-it-large-3.jpg)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 27, 2018, 12:26:04 PM
Thank you Sir!


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Next Scene:

Your Roommate abruptly moves out....as he/she leaves they turn to you and say **this** is the reason they're leaving.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 27, 2018, 01:35:00 PM
I turned a blacklight on in the kitchen last night.  Jesus, man!  What the hell is wrong with you?

My sense of smell finally returned.

I just can't live with someone who leaves their shopping cart in the parking lot.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on April 27, 2018, 01:42:14 PM
"You won't stop playing Genesis!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 27, 2018, 01:47:28 PM
"You won't stop playing Genesis!"

SEGA.  Genesis.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on April 27, 2018, 11:51:17 PM
"I moved all of my drums out last night. We're taking "Psychotic Symphony" on tour. "
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on April 28, 2018, 12:06:44 AM
I can't keep arguing with you about this.... For the last time, we are all supposed to return our carts to the corral.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on May 01, 2018, 09:52:31 AM
Two words:  "Kiss fan". 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 01, 2018, 07:30:55 PM
I am sick ... of all these MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES, in this MOTHER FUCKING APARTMENT!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 08, 2018, 08:20:47 AM
bump....need a couple more for this scene:

"Your Roommate abruptly moves out....as he/she leaves they turn to you and say **this** is the reason they're leaving."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 08, 2018, 08:22:52 AM
I refuse to live with someone that calls themselves Jingle Boy.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on May 09, 2018, 11:40:45 AM
https://i.imgur.com/P0k0SCh.jpg

This Scene made me think of this.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on May 09, 2018, 12:29:58 PM
"I'm leaving because you don't even know how to spell "fuckin'".   
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 09, 2018, 02:34:02 PM
Seems like a good enough reason.....you win.  :tup

"I'm leaving because you don't even know how to spell "fuckin'".
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on May 17, 2018, 11:50:11 AM
Thank you Sir!


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Next Scene:

So this "Laurel/Yanny" thing seems to be legit.   I just clicked on "Sons Of Apollo" and heard __________
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on May 17, 2018, 12:26:11 PM
A Flop on Solos

Menopause

Eat my ass and balls
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on May 17, 2018, 12:26:41 PM
Rock music my dad would like.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 17, 2018, 02:54:38 PM
Suck it LaBrie!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 17, 2018, 06:34:13 PM
What is Laurel/Yanny?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on May 17, 2018, 06:35:33 PM
Crappy keyboard patches that sounded dated 20 years ago.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 17, 2018, 06:55:50 PM
A poor mans Symphony X
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on May 17, 2018, 09:52:48 PM
“Jordan Rudess sucks.”
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 18, 2018, 05:38:09 AM
Pomp and Circumstance

The audio equivalent of one massive pretentious ego

Sonic masturbation
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on May 18, 2018, 06:24:19 AM
Careers ending?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on May 18, 2018, 01:15:19 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen.. Mr. Conway Twitty
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on May 18, 2018, 01:20:11 PM
Derek taking one for the team.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on May 18, 2018, 05:06:17 PM
One is standing out.  I can either call it now, or let it go a day or two more.   What say you guys?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 18, 2018, 06:06:06 PM
   What say you guys?

Laurel
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 18, 2018, 06:17:43 PM
One is standing out.  I can either call it now, or let it go a day or two more.   What say you guys?
Call it out because I don't even know WTF we're talking about.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on May 18, 2018, 09:18:42 PM
Suck it LaBrie!

I heard that in Daryl Hammond's Sean Connery voice and that was that. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 18, 2018, 09:30:11 PM
Suck it LaBrie!

I heard that in Daryl Hammond's Sean Connery voice and that was that.

Schuck it LaBrie!   :lol

Will get a new scene up tomorrow.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 19, 2018, 07:14:30 AM
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Next Scene:

Unexpected response from a priest with your admission of sin during confession
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 19, 2018, 10:35:56 AM
So does this mean you won’t suck my dick?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 19, 2018, 11:04:26 AM
Pshhhh.....lightweight. I once skinned a live kitten and spanked a hookers a$$ with it while getting felatio from a one eyed donkey with no teeth.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on May 19, 2018, 11:14:53 AM
That boy you confessed to molesting? Don't feel too bad about it. It's not the first time he's been molested *wink wink
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 19, 2018, 12:49:24 PM
That’s nothing. Ask your wife about last Tuesday night.....trust me.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on May 19, 2018, 01:07:09 PM
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on May 19, 2018, 01:40:21 PM
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

 :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on May 19, 2018, 03:41:33 PM
But did you use the Lord's name in vain because your bitch wouldn't stop talking?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 22, 2018, 02:00:46 PM
Pshhhh.....lightweight. I once skinned a live kitten and spanked a hookers a$$ with it while getting felatio from a one eyed donkey with no teeth.

But really, who hasn't??

Sorry Gare... Airplane references will almost always win:

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Although, 'ever seen a grown man naked' would've been even better.  Still, quiet piggy is up.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on May 23, 2018, 05:18:31 AM

Sorry Gare... Airplane references will almost always win:

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Although, 'ever seen a grown man naked' would've been even better.  Still, quiet piggy is up.

Well, it's what came to mind as I was hanging around a gymnasium.

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Realizing that orchestrating another car crash is out of the question, Queen Elizabeth the II comes up with a new plan to dispose of Meghan, Duchess of Sussex...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 23, 2018, 05:33:01 AM
(https://www.trbimg.com/img-5b02f40f/turbine/sd-oakland-bbq-controversy-20180521/650/650x366)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on May 23, 2018, 06:17:16 AM
She plans to trap her in a room with Marillion playing non-stop, hoping she will kill herself.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on May 23, 2018, 08:20:31 AM
Two points, two flats and a packet of gravel.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 23, 2018, 09:02:31 AM
"Hello... Vlad?  Vlad.... VLAD, oh Christ, enough about how you planted the US President already.  Nobody in Europe gives a shit.  Look, I've got important matters I need your help with.  Got any more of that Novichok handy in London?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on May 23, 2018, 01:29:29 PM
"Here Meghan.  I hear Spinal Tap is looking for a drummer...."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 23, 2018, 01:50:37 PM
I know it’s weird......he received college scholarship money based off of being a foreign born student yet that pretty Hawaii certificate says he was born there?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on May 23, 2018, 03:58:55 PM
By having her hang out with Russell Brand.  He'll drive anybody out of Great Britain.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 23, 2018, 07:59:12 PM
I know it’s weird......he received college scholarship money based off of being a foreign born student yet that pretty Hawaii certificate says he was born there?

Got my threads mixed up. Thought Chads pic was a Caption pic  :loser: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Ninjabait on May 23, 2018, 07:59:49 PM
"Y'know Meghan, I've heard that Kendrick Lamar is inviting people on stage to rap some of his songs. You should go to one of his concerts and do that. But don't leave any words out, even the n-word! I hear he hates when people censor his songs."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 23, 2018, 08:00:53 PM
One game of ‘Deal or No Deal’......winner take all.....all of nothing.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 23, 2018, 08:42:27 PM
Place a call to Winston Wolf.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 25, 2018, 06:56:26 AM
Next birthday gift:

(https://www.fanrek.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/29b82db22504fb0479cf1248d4fc542c/s/t/star_trek_tos_engineering_red_shirt_uniform_costume_1_.jpg)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on May 25, 2018, 08:16:41 AM
"Meghan, this is the Queen; I'd love for you to come to the palace and meet some friends of mine.   An associate of mine, Silvio Dante, will be by to drive you to the castle." 



"Meghan, Harry would like you to join him in London for a speech he's giving; I've left a plane ticket for you.  Check in early if you want a good seat; Southwest seating is first come first served."  (Too soon?)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 25, 2018, 01:15:31 PM
"Meghan, I'm glad you're still healthy. Harry didn't catch AIDS until he fucked his 500th girl."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on May 29, 2018, 07:33:37 PM
"Meghan, this is the Queen; I'd love for you to come to the palace and meet some friends of mine.   An associate of mine, Silvio Dante, will be by to drive you to the castle." 



"Meghan, Harry would like you to join him in London for a speech he's giving; I've left a plane ticket for you.  Check in early if you want a good seat; Southwest seating is first come first served."  (Too soon?)

Sorry for the delay... out of commission a few days.  Sopranos ref. got me! you are up Stadler
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 02, 2018, 12:22:03 PM
Well, it's what came to mind as I was hanging around a gymnasium.

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Ugh.   I'm struggling for ideas, here.   

Okay, so Kim Kardashian was photographed in the Oval Office with Donald Trump.   I have it on good authority that immediately after the photo was taken she texted Kanye and said...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on June 02, 2018, 12:25:32 PM
Donald is signing an executive order requiring us to go the fuck away. We don't have to leave the country, just get the hell out of the pop culture consciousness.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 02, 2018, 12:26:14 PM
His hands really are tiny!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 02, 2018, 06:23:35 PM
Melania is actually an enhanced, upgraded ‘Real Doll’
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 02, 2018, 06:29:29 PM
"....he called my ass Fake News."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 02, 2018, 07:23:46 PM
"...he asked me if I had ever heard of Monica Lewinski."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on June 02, 2018, 07:52:35 PM
He asked me if "feckless" was a complimentary tern.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 02, 2018, 08:43:17 PM
"...he asked if I would join his Cabinet as the Secretary Of Ass."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 02, 2018, 09:58:39 PM
"...he asked if I would join his Cabinet as the Secretary Of Ass."

But I told him I'm more of an Ambassador
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 03, 2018, 06:14:10 AM
"...he asked if I would join his Cabinet as the Secretary Of Ass."

But I told him I'm more of an Ambassador

:neverusethis:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 03, 2018, 01:01:59 PM
He asked me if "feckless" was a complimentary tern.

If you followed with "what's "feckless" mean", you might have sealed the deal right there.  ;)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on June 03, 2018, 01:22:45 PM
I bounced a couple ideas around my head with the "feckless" theme, had a hard time deciding which one to go with.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 03, 2018, 02:26:23 PM
Me so howny!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 03, 2018, 02:29:17 PM
I asked if the White House chefs ever prepared some dim sum, and he asked why the kitchen staff would adjust the brightness of the lights.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 03, 2018, 04:06:38 PM
SMH. He asked me why I was so interested in getting an old lady prison reefer!  ::)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on June 03, 2018, 10:49:04 PM
He asked me if HPV and HIV were the same thing?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 04, 2018, 04:42:54 AM
He kept going on about how he once met the real slim shady.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 05, 2018, 01:22:43 PM
"...he asked if I would join his Cabinet as the Secretary Of Ass."

But I told him I'm more of an Ambassador

So, it was a tie because of these....  but I'm giving it to Jingle because  of this:

He kept going on about how he once met the real slim shady.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 05, 2018, 01:52:42 PM
Wahoo!  Finally I get a W from jumping on top of someone else's submission.  :fistpump:

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Unusual or disastrous responses to the Border Agent when asked "Purpose of your visit?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 05, 2018, 01:55:28 PM
Where's all the white women at?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on June 05, 2018, 02:01:56 PM
“‘Rocket Man’ is one of my favorite songs and I wanted to meet him.”

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 05, 2018, 02:03:38 PM
I came to see if Lars Ulrich was an ass or not.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 05, 2018, 02:09:11 PM
To unload the 7 pounds of cocaine I have crammed up my a$$
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on June 05, 2018, 02:13:42 PM
The idiots in my country put cheese curds and gravy on their french fries.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on June 05, 2018, 02:21:23 PM
“As an American citizen, I don’t have to answer why I’m re-entering my own country. Am I being detained?”
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 05, 2018, 02:25:00 PM
The idiots in my country put cheese curds and gravy on their french fries.

(https://replygif.net/i/533.gif)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 06, 2018, 08:38:25 AM
"Passport please?"

"Certainly, Comrade.  I hiv all uv my papers rrright in my hans."    (It's hard to write in a Russian accent.)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on June 06, 2018, 09:25:30 AM
"Purpose of your visit?"

 "Goddamnit Joe, its me Miguel! We work together! This shit isn't funny anymore!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 07, 2018, 05:22:26 AM
"Goddamnit Joe, its me Miguel! We work together! This shit isn't funny anymore!"

Winner... better give it to him quick while he's still poking around the forum.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on June 07, 2018, 12:34:53 PM
Wow! Started to feel like Joseph McCarthy was picking winners. (look him up kids)  :biggrin:

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Your next scene...

Inappropriate topics of conversation with the Queen at the recent Royal wedding reception.


Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 07, 2018, 12:36:52 PM
You Majesty, how about that new book by Tempus Vox?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 07, 2018, 12:47:01 PM
Your Majesty; how about that "Suits", eh?  Quite the show.  Did you see the scene in the file room?  Hubba, hubba!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 07, 2018, 12:57:53 PM
What's with all the chicks and the fuckin hats?

You know, once you go black, you never go back.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 07, 2018, 12:59:35 PM
I would so like to bang Meghan Markle.

Which Queen am I talking to here? :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 07, 2018, 01:29:32 PM
When does this thing wrap up?  I forgot to program the DVR for Coronation Street
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 07, 2018, 01:30:28 PM
*crop dust*
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on June 07, 2018, 01:42:58 PM
You know that gal Helen Mirren who played you in the movie? She's done some nude scenes before, ya know. Sometimes I watch those scenes and imagine it's you.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on June 07, 2018, 01:45:58 PM
Harry is sure a lucky guy. You know she’s better than Kate, right?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 07, 2018, 03:14:42 PM
Pardon me......do you have any Grey Poupon?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 07, 2018, 07:11:35 PM
Will you be grabbing the garter tonight?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 07, 2018, 07:49:23 PM
Let’s be honest......how many of the Crown Jewels have you fit into your keister?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 07, 2018, 08:05:21 PM
Is Phillip REALLY hung like a Shetland Pony?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 07, 2018, 08:08:08 PM
"How about those Patriots, eh?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 07, 2018, 08:27:02 PM
So an online pal of mine, Wildranger, is running a poll: tampon or maxi pad?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on June 11, 2018, 06:46:27 AM
What's with all the chicks and the fuckin hats?


Winner! You're up.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 11, 2018, 06:56:01 AM
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Your next scene...

Wikileaks got a hold of the entire Secret Service texting history (ie, for Trump, Obama and Bush).  Some interesting tidbits were...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: AngelBack on June 11, 2018, 07:22:44 AM
Agent 1 to Agent 2:  " We will be guarding Melania and Ivanka at the beach today, Operation code-Deploy Warheads".
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on June 11, 2018, 07:41:35 AM
" These pretzels are making me thirsty! "
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: AngelBack on June 11, 2018, 07:58:51 AM
Hey guys Clinton just handed me a fine Maduro but I think his humidor is on the fritz.
Title: Re: I’ve been gone so long I forgot this was my gimmick!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on June 12, 2018, 07:19:50 AM
“Operation Famous Kims is going well. We’ve gotten Ms. Kardashian and Mr. Jong-Il without a problem, but who’s going to break the news about Kimbo Slice to the president?”
Title: Re: I’ve been gone so long I forgot this was my gimmick!
Post by: jingle.boy on June 12, 2018, 07:28:35 AM
“Operation Famous Kims is going well. We’ve gotten Ms. Kardashian and Mr. Jong-Il without a problem, but who’s going to break the news about Kimbo Slice to the president?”

I'd say you've been gone so long - 4 fuckin years!
Title: Re: Hello, jingle.boy, so glad to see you my friend...
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on June 12, 2018, 07:31:45 AM
“Operation Famous Kims is going well. We’ve gotten Ms. Kardashian and Mr. Jong-Il without a problem, but who’s going to break the news about Kimbo Slice to the president?”

I'd say you've been gone so long - 4 fuckin years!

I actually didn’t have that much sex during them, so there are more accurate ways to summarize that time frame
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 14, 2018, 09:03:23 AM
Normally, a Seinfeld reference would be a shoe-in, until...

Hey guys Clinton just handed me a fine Maduro but I think his humidor is on the fritz.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

AngelBlack, yer up
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 14, 2018, 09:05:07 AM
Holy crap, AngelBlack; if that's who I think it is, that's a both awesome and nauseating all at the same time. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 14, 2018, 09:31:45 AM
Holy crap, AngelBlack; if that's who I think it is, that's a both awesome and nauseating all at the same time.

I remember seeing that 'shop back in during the campaign.  You're assessment is spot on, Bill.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: AngelBack on June 14, 2018, 10:16:07 AM
Thanks JB!

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Your next scene...

We all know DT just entered the studio for DT14.  In the initial planning meeting JP was heard to say, "OK guys, for this album we have to really shake things up.  For THIS album......."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 14, 2018, 10:18:04 AM
.... I called Chad Kroeger to see if he wants to write some songs.


.... Jordan, I want you to send out a tweet:  "There will be NO CHEESE, No apps, no screechy vocals... we are going to reclaim our throne as Prog Rock Gods!"   
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 14, 2018, 10:50:37 AM
....all instruments will be played with our genitals.......James, your singing in farts......
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 14, 2018, 11:11:23 AM
I got this wicked guitar sound that is like a tiramisu!

James, we want your input.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on June 14, 2018, 12:18:13 PM

We need more cowbell...

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 14, 2018, 12:55:17 PM

We need more cowbell...

I got a fever!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: RoeDent on June 14, 2018, 02:07:52 PM
...the only percussion will be maracas and tambourines.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 14, 2018, 02:24:54 PM
... we're going to do a duets album with Tony Bennett. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 14, 2018, 02:33:38 PM
... how does everyone feel about Prog-Country?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on June 14, 2018, 09:51:39 PM
WWBD.... What Would Bieber Do?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: AngelBack on June 15, 2018, 05:37:34 AM
Holy crap, AngelBlack; if that's who I think it is, that's a both awesome and nauseating all at the same time.

Sooo......stipulating that the photo is accurate......would you?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 15, 2018, 08:13:51 AM
Holy crap, AngelBlack; if that's who I think it is, that's a both awesome and nauseating all at the same time.

Sooo......stipulating that the photo is accurate......would you?

Of course.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on June 15, 2018, 02:52:10 PM
"I have to play faster, and Jordan will be playing a kazoo."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 15, 2018, 03:07:45 PM
"...I'm adding this album by this band called Sons Of Apollo to the Inspiration Corner. Anyone ever heard of them?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 15, 2018, 03:49:00 PM
I've got this idea for a track tentatively named "I just threw up in my mouth a little", and we're gonna use Clinton photoshopped into a skimpy MAGA bikini for the liner notes.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: AngelBack on June 16, 2018, 07:11:52 AM

Honorable mention to GMiller because I like to revert to my 13 year old self as often as possible.  But TV takes it because of the concept of JP thinking he needs to play faster! 


"I have to play faster, and Jordan will be playing a kazoo."

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on June 20, 2018, 02:34:26 PM
Wow! Thanks! Didn't see this until just now...

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Stadler  12
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
Cool Chris   9
TAC 8
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   6
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Snow Dog 5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


Your next scene...

Public Service Announcements you’ll never hear...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 20, 2018, 02:37:43 PM
Gangbang tonight at 7:00. Be sure to get in early.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on June 20, 2018, 08:25:57 PM
All roads lead to Kevin.... the Moore you know.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 20, 2018, 08:33:06 PM
Please stay clear of Harvey Fierstein, especially if you're a potted plant.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on June 20, 2018, 08:34:47 PM
Lessons on "How to budget wisely, and spend economically," presented by your local Democrat.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 20, 2018, 08:35:30 PM
Adults to the left; children to the right.
 (Too soon?)

Blue Haired specials... 4pm in the bingo hall.

I'm Robert DeNiro, here to offer advice on how to make acceptance speeches.

Attention shoppers.... get the fuck out of Wal-Mart already. What the hell is wrong with you people??
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: AngelBack on June 21, 2018, 05:40:08 AM
(from the too old and overused but I still like file)


This is your captain speaking.  We are making our final approach.  Please return your stewardess to upright position.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 21, 2018, 05:46:37 AM
"The Attorney General of the United States, Jeff Sessions, welcomes you to the United States!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 21, 2018, 07:42:07 AM
Welcome to Barnes and Noble.  Hurry and snap up one of the remaining copies of TempusVox's latest best seller.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 21, 2018, 07:46:30 AM
"Welcome to SAMS....we promise not to harass you to try our food samples"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 21, 2018, 07:57:47 AM
"Hi, I'm Charlie Sheen...."


"Hi, I'm Peter Fonda...." 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 21, 2018, 09:28:14 AM
"Mike Portnoy here.....Just want to let you know that this year I'm only going to play with one band"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on June 22, 2018, 06:24:46 PM


I'm Robert DeNiro, here to offer advice on how to make acceptance speeches.


Winner...you're up!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 22, 2018, 06:43:50 PM
jingle.boy   56
gmillerdrake   45
lonestar   25
TempusVox 22
kingshmegland   21
Podaar   20
Stadler  12
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
Cool Chris   9
TAC 8
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   6
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Snow Dog 5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


Your next scene...

Keeping on the celebrity theme .... Celebrity endorsements doomed to fail.
Title: Re: Billy Mays here for Hungry Man Dinners, now with low sodium!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on June 22, 2018, 08:57:49 PM
Bill Cosby here! I get all my pills from Liberty Medical!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on June 22, 2018, 09:34:45 PM
"Ambien: Bring our your inner racist" <Roseanne Barr voiceover>
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: AngelBack on June 23, 2018, 05:48:53 AM
Hi, I'm Jameis Winston from the NFL and when I need a ride I call Uber!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on June 23, 2018, 07:55:16 AM
"Hi...Jerry Sandusky here for the Boy Scouts of America..."

 "Remember me? I'm O.J. Simpson. In the kitchen, nothing beats a Wustof Classic chef's knife".

"I'm Jared Fogle. Looking for the finest camera money can buy? Look no further than the Nikon D850 FX!"

 "I'm Donald Trump. Let me tell you about the good work being done by the beautiful people at the United Nations Foundation. It's yuuuuge!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 26, 2018, 12:29:21 PM
I thought this would be a layup of a scene.  Nothing else?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: masterthes on June 27, 2018, 10:48:40 AM
Hi, I'm Tonya Harding to talk to you about the wonder of the tire iron. It gets a gold medal from me, even though it won't get you one
Title: Re: Billy Mays here for Hungry Man Dinners, now with low sodium!
Post by: jingle.boy on June 27, 2018, 02:52:15 PM
Bill Cosby here! I get all my pills from Liberty Medical!

Cos reference takes it.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes indeed!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on June 27, 2018, 03:47:53 PM
Boy, when did y’all think you’d ever see my leaderboard score increase? I would do it, but I’m on mobile. Alright, new scene, here we go:

Songs from Dream Theater Forums: The Musical
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 27, 2018, 03:53:18 PM
Jackalope on the Menu Tonight - starring lonestar and bout to crash
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 27, 2018, 04:32:33 PM
Scarred II ... sung by BlobVanDam

Ain't Nobody Got No Common Sense, with Stadler on lead vocals

We're Back Too, a duet by AndyDT and TheTexasPirate

The Best Them Times

You're a Stupid Fucking Bitch
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 27, 2018, 04:46:32 PM
Pride in Ignorance (or WTF?) - featuring TAC

Vlasto Day! - ensemble

Incontinence and Auto-correct
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on June 27, 2018, 04:48:06 PM
Forsaken: An Abandoned Shopping Cart's Lament



Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 27, 2018, 04:56:37 PM
Caught in a Mouse Trap
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 27, 2018, 05:19:33 PM
The Stadler Suite
I. (Parenthetically speaking)
II. Comma, Comma, Commeleon
III. Punctuation!...Station!?@.!.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on June 27, 2018, 08:17:04 PM
Zydar's Little Photoshop of Horrors
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 28, 2018, 07:22:50 AM
Parking Cones on a Hydroponic Balcony

Ugly Pornstars
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 28, 2018, 08:46:35 AM
Ode' to the IPA's - Vocalist: Kingshmegland
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: RoeDent on June 29, 2018, 11:56:05 AM
Whahíbrido Pickingant - instrumental, either the overture or an interlude in Act II.

Mouse! - big ensemble number

Systems of Chaos - Prog rap number where random words, and thus the overall meter of the music, are shouted.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 29, 2018, 10:44:29 PM
Jingle Boy - "Canadian Love Songs", featuring "In The Mood", "When You Dance, I Can Really Love", and the showstopper, a mini-medley of "Turn Me Loose" and "Notorious" ("I gotta do it my way, Senorita, solitaire, you got a certain kind of savoir-faire"!)

The Three Tenors Fogeys (King, Stadler, TAC) - "When I'm Sixty-Four", interpolating "Young Man's Blues" and "My Generation"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 30, 2018, 04:20:37 AM
Jingle Boy - "Canadian Love Songs", featuring "In The Mood", "When You Dance, I Can Really Love", and the showstopper, a mini-medley of "Turn Me Loose" and "Notorious" ("I gotta do it my way, Senorita, solitaire, you got a certain kind of savoir-faire"!)

The Three Tenors Fogeys (King, Stadler, TAC) - "When I'm Sixty-Four", interpolating "Young Man's Blues" and "My Generation"

I'M GONNA FLYYYYYYYY!!!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 30, 2018, 06:44:12 AM
The Three Tenors Fogeys (King, Stadler, TAC)

Pfah, green horns.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 30, 2018, 08:32:05 AM
Cover of ‘F%uck the Police’ - Vocalist El Barto
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 30, 2018, 10:05:14 AM
The Three Tenors Fogeys (King, Stadler, TAC)

Pfah, green horns.

I can't speak for the other two (not that they can hear me anyway) but you're welcome to sit in with the band. :)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on July 01, 2018, 06:16:18 AM
Jingle Boy - "Canadian Love Songs", featuring "In The Mood", "When You Dance, I Can Really Love", and the showstopper, a mini-medley of "Turn Me Loose" and "Notorious" ("I gotta do it my way, Senorita, solitaire, you got a certain kind of savoir-faire"!)

The Three Tenors Fogeys (King, Stadler, TAC) - "When I'm Sixty-Four", interpolating "Young Man's Blues" and "My Generation"

I love the thought put into this one. A winner is you!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on July 01, 2018, 06:50:20 AM
The Three Tenors Fogeys (King, Stadler, TAC)

Pfah, green horns.

I can't speak for the other two (not that they can hear me anyway) but you're welcome to sit in with the band. :)

Oh, I didn't realize it was a band you were putting together. In that case, you'll need Orbert
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 02, 2018, 09:12:11 PM
jingle.boy   56
gmillerdrake   45
lonestar   25
TempusVox 22
kingshmegland   21
Podaar   20
Stadler  13
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
Cool Chris   9
TAC 8
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   6
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Snow Dog 5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


Your next scene...
Supposedly, Roseanne has a new show coming.  I hear the premise is....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 03, 2018, 04:25:21 AM
Odd Couple '18 - Roseanne and Harvey.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 03, 2018, 07:21:37 AM
Meet the Planet of the Apes
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 03, 2018, 07:27:54 AM
Roseanne stars in the new game show, "Pills Say the Damnedest Things"!  Where contestants pop pills and say what comes to mind for money!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on July 04, 2018, 05:46:16 AM
Fifty Shades: The Series
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: AngelBack on July 04, 2018, 05:57:11 AM
White trash intervention: Celebrity edition
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on July 04, 2018, 08:53:36 AM
Singing lessons.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 04, 2018, 09:55:30 AM
So You Think You Can Tweet
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 04, 2018, 10:31:23 AM
Barr Rescue
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 09, 2018, 12:51:23 PM
Barr Rescue

Win.   Especially if Jon Taffer blows his stack, per usual. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 09, 2018, 03:03:21 PM
Who's Jon Taffer?


Standings
jingle.boy   56
gmillerdrake   45
lonestar   25
TempusVox 22
kingshmegland   21
Podaar   20
Stadler  13
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TheSilentHam   10
TAC 9
masterthes 9
Cool Chris   9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   6
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Snow Dog 5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

So, when Trump met Kim Jon Un, KJU speaks to his translator, who then relays the message, "Hello Mr. Trump. Very nice to meet you."
So....what did KJU really say to his translator upon meeting Trump for the first time??
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on July 09, 2018, 03:37:34 PM
한국어처리기입니다. 현재텍스트정규화와 형태소 분석, 스테밍을 지원하고 있습니다.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 09, 2018, 04:30:36 PM
Cheetos are in the next room.

I got ya covered bro.  Zydar will be here soon with the hookers and blow.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 09, 2018, 05:02:42 PM
"Hello Mr. Trump.  Very nice to meet you."

"How about a little hug for the Kimmy? I just got off the bus."   (It's a line from the infamous Billy Bush tape; Bush said it, and called himself "Bushy".)

"Hello Mr. Trump.  Have you heard of Sons of Apollo?  They're playing a 100-seater near my palace."   




P.S.:  Jon Taffer is the host of the real "Bar Rescue".  (He also invented NFL Sunday Ticket, oddly.)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 09, 2018, 05:12:52 PM
My....what big hands you have.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: AngelBack on July 10, 2018, 05:09:23 AM
I got your rocket man, RIGHT HERE!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on July 10, 2018, 06:26:08 AM
Now that is a hair-don't!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 11, 2018, 03:05:19 PM
Cheetos are in the next room.


You got it, Chad!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 12, 2018, 04:53:36 AM
Thank you sir...

Standings
jingle.boy   57
gmillerdrake   45
lonestar   25
TempusVox 22
kingshmegland   21
Podaar   20
Stadler  13
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TheSilentHam   10
TAC 9
masterthes 9
Cool Chris   9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   6
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Snow Dog 5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

Unexpected results when you Google yourself.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: AngelBack on July 12, 2018, 05:19:11 AM
"No results found"  (but not completely unexpected)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on July 12, 2018, 05:30:18 AM
"1961-Woman incarcerated today for illegal abortion"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 12, 2018, 09:59:24 AM
"Harrowing Tale of Addiction To Drugs Told By Youth"


"Hot XXX Videos!   $2.99 a month!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 12, 2018, 07:00:51 PM
Banging Bro
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Indiscipline on July 14, 2018, 01:16:03 AM
pronoun UK ​  strong /jɔːˈself/ weak /jəˈself/ US ​  /jʊrˈself/ /jɚˈself/
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 16, 2018, 02:56:50 PM
"Harrowing Tale of Addiction To Drugs Told By Youth"

That explains a lot actually.   :lol

You're up Stads.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 16, 2018, 06:44:06 PM
"Harrowing Tale of Addiction To Drugs Told By Youth"

That explains a lot actually.   :lol

You're up Stads.

Funny enough, that's a true story.   It's not me (it's a first cousin once removed) but the "youth" in question shares my name (I was named for his father). 

Standings
jingle.boy   57
gmillerdrake   45
lonestar   25
TempusVox 22
kingshmegland   21
Podaar   20
Stadler  14
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TheSilentHam   10
TAC 9
masterthes 9
Cool Chris   9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   6
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Snow Dog 5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


A local restaurant has a new item on the menu, the "Trump Burger".  It's a...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 16, 2018, 06:51:24 PM
It's Korean beef with Russian dressing.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: AngelBack on July 17, 2018, 04:40:42 AM
Kobe beef with ketchup.  Add tots and a diet coke to make it a combo (comes with Huckabee Sanders action figure).
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on July 17, 2018, 07:58:25 AM
Three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 17, 2018, 02:36:55 PM
The hot mess that results from the culmination of decades of Big Macs, Whoppers, Double-double animal style, and Big Kahuna.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 17, 2018, 02:37:32 PM
Bigly Mac
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on July 17, 2018, 04:25:39 PM
The chef takes a dump on a piece of Texas toast, then puts cheese whiz on it. The waiter who serves it to you lovingly strokes your nut sack while you're eating it; while simultaneously telling you over and over again that it's really the finest cut of wagyu beef...Oh wait!!! That's the "Sean Hannity Burger". I get so confused.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 17, 2018, 04:47:03 PM
The chef takes a dump on a piece of Texas toast, then puts cheese whiz on it. The waiter who serves it to you lovingly strokes your nut sack while you're eating it; while simultaneously telling you over and over again that it's really the finest cut of wagyu beef...Oh wait!!! That's the "Sean Hannity Burger". I get so confused.

Comes with a side of Colmes, strips of whiney IknowyouarebutwhatamI vanilla fries.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 17, 2018, 05:27:49 PM
A slice of baloney and a slice of orange cheese on white bread.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 17, 2018, 05:38:17 PM
The chef takes a dump on a piece of Texas toast, then puts cheese whiz on it. The waiter who serves it to you lovingly strokes your nut sack while you're eating it; while simultaneously telling you over and over again that it's really the finest cut of wagyu beef...Oh wait!!! That's the "Sean Hannity Burger". I get so confused.

Calling it early.  This wins.  I try to keep it professional over at P/R, but I don't have to here.  I DESPISE Sean Hannity.   I don't think I've ever wanted to punch someone in the face as badly as I do every time I hear him speak. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on July 17, 2018, 06:49:23 PM
Wow! Thanks!  And yes, there is a special place in Hell for Hannity.

Standings
jingle.boy   57
gmillerdrake   45
lonestar   25
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   21
Podaar   20
Stadler  14
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TheSilentHam   10
TAC 9
masterthes 9
Cool Chris   9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   6
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Snow Dog 5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

Bad things to say at a eulogy...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 17, 2018, 06:51:43 PM
I'm so glad he willed me his prescription for Viagra.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 17, 2018, 07:14:50 PM
He loved now wearing pants.....even in his death.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 17, 2018, 07:22:39 PM
When he got to the hospital it was discovered that he did NOT have clean underwear on.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Indiscipline on July 18, 2018, 01:24:54 AM
TA-DA! Got you all!

Now please help me out the focking casket, would you son?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on July 18, 2018, 06:21:55 AM
"...so, that's when I says, 'Harry, what do you us to do when you're gone?' and he says, 'Well, I'd really like you to spread my remains on the Ex's front lawn.'

'No problem, buddy. Anything else?'

'Ya. I don't want to be cremated, neither!'"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on July 18, 2018, 06:25:35 AM
"...but, he sure had good taste in women. Stand up, Karen. Let 'em get a load of ya! Yowsa, amirite?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: AngelBack on July 18, 2018, 08:00:52 AM
"Well at least he's in a better place now....eh....who am I kidding, burn you SOB"!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 18, 2018, 08:32:05 AM
C'est la vie.

I guess his wife is fair game now, eh boys?

Protip... know when to walk away, and know when to run.  Also, don't count your money at the table.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 18, 2018, 08:59:55 AM
"I first met Bob when he walked in on me and his wife in the shower..."


"For a guy with a short penis, he was remarkably secure in himself..."


"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Indiscipline on July 18, 2018, 09:17:54 AM
She was a slut and proud of it, hence the Y-shaped coffin.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on July 18, 2018, 10:14:24 AM
Mr. Carradine would be touched by the number of guests here, in fact you could say David would be all choked up.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 18, 2018, 02:09:29 PM
They could have at least removed the dildo from his Kiester

Did you ever see the trick she did with the cucumber, guinea pig and ping pong ball?

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 18, 2018, 04:05:12 PM
This guy..this guy...




































was an ASSHOLE!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on July 18, 2018, 09:10:40 PM
This guy..this guy...




































was an ASSHOLE!

Love it! You're up!

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 19, 2018, 03:28:11 PM
Yay!


Standings
jingle.boy   57
gmillerdrake   45
lonestar   25
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   21
Podaar   20
Stadler  14
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
Cool Chris   9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   6
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Snow Dog 5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


After Pop told Kawhi that he was going to Toronto, Kawhi's response was....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 19, 2018, 03:36:34 PM
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/906/648/aa4.jpg)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Indiscipline on July 19, 2018, 04:18:10 PM
"Night gathers and my watch begins ..."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on July 19, 2018, 04:49:17 PM
Do they have a team up there?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 19, 2018, 06:02:02 PM
See ya later, white spread.

Who's the coach up there?? Drake?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 19, 2018, 06:03:42 PM
Peace out ya’ whiny a$$ liberal bit%h
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 19, 2018, 08:18:35 PM
Hey, do you have Alec Baldwin/Lena Dunham/Chloe Sevigny/Keegan-Michael Key/Barbra Streisand's phone number?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/christinerousselle/2017/01/16/where-are-they-now-these-23-celebrities-said-theyll-leave-the-country-if-trump-wins-n2272070

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 19, 2018, 09:15:52 PM
So.....can you smoke a Maple Leaf?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 20, 2018, 04:12:39 AM
What's a Tavares?

Well, at least Boston will be easier to beat than LA.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on September 28, 2018, 11:14:05 AM
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.

~T.S. Eliot

Should we play Taps for this thread then?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on October 03, 2018, 06:32:58 AM
Damn, looks like I dropped the ball!

Who's the coach up there?? Drake?

The winnah!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 03, 2018, 01:18:41 PM
Thanks.  I've been holding my breath for 3 months.

I'll get to this next week.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on October 03, 2018, 01:20:03 PM
Yeah, no rush. :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 08, 2018, 08:43:58 PM
Standings
jingle.boy   58
gmillerdrake   45
lonestar   25
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   21
Podaar   20
Stadler  14
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
Cool Chris   9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   6
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Snow Dog 5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

This weeks (hopefully not months) scene.

Things not to bring to the bathtub.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on October 09, 2018, 05:39:29 AM
220, 221...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on October 09, 2018, 07:13:32 AM
Your wife's sister. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on October 09, 2018, 09:55:39 PM
^
classic Robert Schimmel: 
So I'm in bed with my wife one night, and she goes, 'Bob, what's your biggest sexual fantasy?' And I say, "to have a threesome with your sister."

Little did I know that her fantasy was for me to have to sleep alone in the car that night.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on October 09, 2018, 10:34:17 PM
Soap.

-Submitted by France.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 14, 2018, 07:12:34 PM
Your wife's sister.

Slim competition, but this was a good chuckle.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on October 15, 2018, 06:31:08 AM
Standings
jingle.boy   58
gmillerdrake   45
lonestar   25
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   21
Podaar   20
Stadler  15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
Cool Chris   9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   6
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Snow Dog 5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


I think this is fair game, if not a little U.S. centric.   So, Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande (pronounced Gran-DEE, by the way) broke up this weekend.  Word is, it's because...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 15, 2018, 06:47:29 AM
Pete finally listened to her music.

Ariana finally watched a SNL skit with Pete.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Indiscipline on October 15, 2018, 07:09:07 AM
He wasn't grande enough
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on October 15, 2018, 07:14:28 AM
Ariana found out the carpet didn't match the drapes.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 15, 2018, 11:00:15 AM
Ariana found out the carpet didn't match the drapes.

Hers.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on October 15, 2018, 11:05:02 AM
Ariana found out the carpet didn't match the drapes.

Hers.

You've seen "his" die job right?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on October 15, 2018, 11:15:34 AM
I have no idea who Pete Davidson is, and only know who Ariana Grande is because that (hilarious) crack that dude made about her name at that funeral somehow made national headlines.

So... I got nothing on this one. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on December 12, 2019, 01:08:17 PM
Standings
jingle.boy   58
gmillerdrake   45
lonestar   25
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   21
Podaar   20
Stadler  15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
Cool Chris   9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   6
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Snow Dog 5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


So, I clearly screwed the pooch on that last scene, but since it's a good thread, generally, and I notice we resurrected the caption thread, so...

I'm shopping for my wife for Christmas, and I suggested a Peloton; she suggested...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 12, 2019, 01:12:22 PM
...that you go fuck yourself.

...that you're deplorable.


...that sand is the perfect ingredient for your next colonic.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 12, 2019, 03:02:58 PM
*not a caption - what's with the fucking grief over this add.... the world is so hyper-sensitive, ESPECIALLY when it comes to food/fitness/weight.  Good lord*

Ok, so back to the funny....

... I'd rather you take that $2200 and get a jelly of the month subscription for the next 146 months.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on December 12, 2019, 03:49:10 PM
What the hell is a Peloton? Not a caption. I genuinely don't know.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on December 12, 2019, 06:49:17 PM
Goddamnit do I suck at this game.

A Peloton is a stationary bike.   (https://screenrant.com/peloton-commerical-viewers-angry-controversy-explained/)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 18, 2019, 07:56:25 AM
......that I go Fu%k myself
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 18, 2019, 08:07:22 AM
......that I go Fu%k myself

Where have I heard that before?

...that you go fuck yourself.

Channeling my inner Chad.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 18, 2019, 08:30:52 AM
......that I go Fu%k myself

Where have I heard that before?

...that you go fuck yourself.

Channeling my inner Chad.



 :lol    Sorry Gregg.......must be a common request from wives.....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on December 18, 2019, 10:26:15 AM
So.... it's a tie between Podaar and Jingle for apparently knowing my wife better that I do.


I'm going to give the nod to Jingle for the non-comment  comment.   :)

You're up (and thank god for that).

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 18, 2019, 11:40:33 AM
Standings
jingle.boy   59
gmillerdrake   45
lonestar   25
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   21
Podaar   20
Stadler  15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
Cool Chris   9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   6
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Snow Dog 5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

Ok, let's see if I can come up with a good scene....

Things that sound dirty at the holidays, but aren't.

Go!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 18, 2019, 12:08:42 PM
I'm so excited see mom's expression when I give her a pearl necklace!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 18, 2019, 12:14:46 PM
I said dirty, not creepy!  :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 18, 2019, 12:19:16 PM
I need to wrap it before I put in the box.


Better, Chad?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 18, 2019, 12:28:51 PM
"I'm really hoping she gives me her famous pound cake again this year"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 18, 2019, 12:59:39 PM
"Hurry, lick the eggnog off the rim before it drips on the carpet!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 18, 2019, 01:15:01 PM
♪♫...Jingle all the way♫♪








Okay, that's my five, I suppose.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 18, 2019, 01:28:11 PM
Kids, Santa really emptied his sack last night.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 18, 2019, 01:47:37 PM
Mom.....Uncle Joe is drunk again and keeps playing with my package when you aren't looking.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on December 18, 2019, 02:38:56 PM
Mom.....Uncle Joe is drunk again and keeps playing with my package when you aren't looking.

Kids, Santa really emptied his sack last night.

 :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 18, 2019, 02:50:29 PM
If you keep flapping that roast beef around with your fingers no one's gonna want to eat it.....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 18, 2019, 08:08:24 PM
I'm trying to figure out how incorporate my 2 cats.  Lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 18, 2019, 08:21:28 PM
Have my package as well but likewise won't get to opening/filming till the weekend.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on December 18, 2019, 08:27:01 PM
Read that and was all  ??? then read it again and was all :biggrin:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on December 19, 2019, 08:43:46 AM
I love the Yule Log.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 19, 2019, 11:30:28 AM
I'm in the mood for Dickens. Turn on the BBC.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 19, 2019, 11:56:20 AM
Sweetie, you only need one cinnamon stick in cider.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on December 19, 2019, 12:58:50 PM
Who wants some stuffing?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 19, 2019, 02:46:35 PM
"Sit on my lap and tell me what you want."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 20, 2019, 05:22:53 PM
I can't believe he slides down that little hole.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 21, 2019, 06:21:29 AM
"Hurry, lick the eggnog off the rim before it drips on the carpet!"

All good entries, but Gregg takes it with quality AND quantity.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 22, 2019, 07:11:13 AM
Thanks, buddy!

Standings
jingle.boy   59
gmillerdrake   45
lonestar   25
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   21
Podaar   21
Stadler  15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
Cool Chris   9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   6
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Snow Dog 5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

New scene: Presents you'd rather not get for the holidays.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 22, 2019, 07:57:30 AM
Chlamydia
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 22, 2019, 08:05:39 AM
Chocolate covered anal plug
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on December 22, 2019, 10:09:42 AM
A shopping cart
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on December 23, 2019, 08:32:03 AM
The $1350 HVAC bill I just got because the ignition control unit AND damper control units both decided to shit the bed at the same time yesterday afternoon.   

Oh, wait, is this supposed to be fun? :) :) :)

How about an email from "23 And Me" with news that 23 people claim Me as "dad"?   (Stole that from Eddie "Mr. Robinson" Murphy from SNL this past week). 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 23, 2019, 09:58:08 AM
Summons for Jury Duty

Mike Pence for President
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 26, 2019, 01:01:16 PM
:bump: for more responses before we close this round.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 26, 2019, 06:51:25 PM
Flavored Tampons

Heated Hemorrhoid Cream

Belly Lint Knitting Set

 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on December 26, 2019, 11:10:09 PM
The Kardashian sex tape compilation (with bonus footage of Caitlyn Jenner)

Limp Bizkit’s Greatest Hits

BYU football gear signed by Jonny Harline
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 27, 2019, 04:30:44 AM
Johnny Walker Red Label
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 27, 2019, 05:40:36 AM
Puppies almost had another recent win, until Snow Dog swept in with,

BYU football gear signed by Jonny Harline

For bringing up that memory, I shall now call you a name. FUCKER!  :lol

You're up, mang.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on December 27, 2019, 04:28:28 PM

Heated Hemorrhoid Cream


If by "heated" you mean "not ice cold", I'd take that.   If by "heated" you mean "like Ben-Gay", then I'm with you.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on December 27, 2019, 04:33:19 PM

For bringing up that memory, I shall now call you a name. FUCKER!  :lol


Know thy audience. ;)  Just as painful for me, sir. But I know what’ll make it better...
https://youtu.be/XUK1wEHx4EY

Standings
jingle.boy   59
gmillerdrake   45
lonestar   25
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   21
Podaar   21
Stadler  15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
Cool Chris   9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   6
JayOctavarium   6
Snow Dog  6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

New scene: Things that shouldn’t have “free trial” versions.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 27, 2019, 04:34:31 PM
Receiving anal sex
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on December 27, 2019, 05:14:31 PM
Crack cocaine
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on December 27, 2019, 05:29:25 PM
Heart Transplants
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 27, 2019, 05:51:14 PM
Membership to DTF P/R forums.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 27, 2019, 08:02:09 PM
Chlamydia
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 27, 2019, 08:04:38 PM
Dissolving Anal Plugs
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on December 27, 2019, 08:52:31 PM
Life insurance!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 28, 2019, 05:01:16 AM
Jury duty  :neverusethis:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 30, 2019, 11:56:23 AM
A Parachute

Hand grenade

Book of Mormon

A suicide vest
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 31, 2019, 09:39:27 AM
Sex Robot
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 31, 2019, 09:45:08 AM
Colonoscopy
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on December 31, 2019, 10:53:00 AM
The Stephanie Meyer Book Club
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on January 09, 2020, 08:46:10 PM
Colonoscopy

“There are [54] problems with your rectum. Upgrade to Colonoscopy Pro to fix them for $29.99.”

Sorry, dropped the ball here. Winner! 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 10, 2020, 09:47:12 AM
Standings
jingle.boy   60
gmillerdrake   45
lonestar   25
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   21
Podaar   21
Stadler  15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
Cool Chris   9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   6
JayOctavarium   6
Snow Dog  6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

New Years Resolutions - failed, or (regrettably) successful
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 10, 2020, 02:23:46 PM
- Eliminate Gag Reflex
- Control Where I'm at when diarrhea strikes
- Use Hand Basket in lieu of Shopping Cart
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on January 10, 2020, 06:52:18 PM
Watch less CNN
-Stadler
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on January 10, 2020, 06:53:12 PM
Watch less CNN
-Stadler


 :lol

Yeah, that didn't last long.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on January 10, 2020, 08:57:47 PM
Burn all cart corrals to the ground
-TAC





 :biggrin:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on January 10, 2020, 10:45:00 PM
Watch less CNN
-Stadler

Regrettably failed.  :)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 15, 2020, 09:06:35 PM
Watch less CNN
-Stadler

Winner ... you up Chris.  Give us a good one.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on January 16, 2020, 07:12:05 PM
Damn when was the last time I won this?

jingle.boy   60
gmillerdrake   45
lonestar   25
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   21
Podaar   21
Stadler  15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
Cool Chris   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   6
JayOctavarium   6
Snow Dog  6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

With the success of The Mandalorian, Disney is looking for the next big Star Wars spin-off. Their writers submitted the following list of possible ideas...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on January 16, 2020, 07:26:18 PM
Windows Of Power


Luke uses his emotion detector to gauge the mystic rhythms of the grand design so he can earn some big money. He had to travel to the Middletown territories to run the Manhattan marathon.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 16, 2020, 07:48:06 PM
Leia Gets Her Period - A limited mini series that explores the summer it all changed for Leia.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on January 16, 2020, 09:43:40 PM
Han is taking Chewie home to see his family. Chewie's dad watches VR porn and Jefferson Starship gets a guest spot.......... Oh wait....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 17, 2020, 05:12:37 AM
Short and Shorter: Maz Kanata and Babu Frik as buddy-cops.

Bachelor's in Paradise:Mustafar

Little People:Big Moon
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on January 17, 2020, 06:46:39 AM
I don't know whether this says something about the Star Wars films, reality TV, or both, but the crossovers are a gold mine:

The Real Stormtroopers Of Tatooine

Behind The Music: Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes  (from early success to a tale of rock and roll excess, with the band rising triumphantly from the ashes!)

A Very Skywalker Renovation (those lovable characters from HGTV take over the Skywalker house on Tatooine and renovate it to look just like the movie!  Watch Mark Hamill gaze in awe at the set come to life!)

Pawn Stars Crossover (watch those irascible rogues Rick Harrison, his son Corey ("Big Hoss"), and the lovable Chumly match wits with the ultimate pawn stars, the Jawas!)

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 17, 2020, 06:53:51 AM
Damn it's a good thing TAC isn't the judge this round.  He wouldn't get any of those.  :lol

Growing up Greedo.

So You Think You Can Hunt: Tuskan Raiders edition.  Hosted by David Attenborough.  Judges are Steven Segal, Dick Cheney, and Ted Nugent.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on January 17, 2020, 08:58:32 AM
Here's one that he will get: 

Mutual Of Omaha's Wild Kingdom with Marlin Perkins  ("Here we see Luke engaging the Tuskan Raider in the wild...")

Watching "Jim" get his ass kicked why Marlin sat comfortably in the warm studio was a staple of Sunday nights when I was a kid. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 17, 2020, 08:59:05 AM
My 600 Pound Life:  Jabba's Battle

Weekends at the Dune Sea: Follows Biggs Darklighter and Luke Skywalker in their younger years when they'd take frequent camping trips to the Dune Sea, to explore the terrain and the 'new' feelings brought on by pulsating hormones.   
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on January 17, 2020, 09:10:02 AM
Alderaan Extreme Makeover: Do breakfast pastries belong in royal hair styles?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 17, 2020, 11:06:39 AM
Behind the Romance: Anakin's courtship of Padme.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 17, 2020, 01:16:42 PM
The Real Housewives of Cloud City

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on January 17, 2020, 01:51:10 PM
Behind The Music: Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes


Dammit, I was just going to post this!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on January 17, 2020, 08:30:40 PM
Weird, I got all the pop culture references, and none of the Star Wars ones. I had to Google Figrin D'an and Maz Kanata.

These were all great but the simplicity of this one takes the cake (pun intended).

My 600 Pound Life:  Jabba's Battle
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 18, 2020, 02:24:39 PM
Why thank you, some funny ones in there.


jingle.boy   60
gmillerdrake   46
lonestar   25
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   21
Podaar   21
Stadler  15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
Cool Chris   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   6
JayOctavarium   6
Snow Dog  6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


Add “for legal purposes” to the end of everyday common quotes or cliché’s.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on January 18, 2020, 02:31:31 PM
You can’t please everyone...for legal purposes.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on January 18, 2020, 06:05:29 PM
Her: "Do these jeans make my ass look big?"
Him: "I really can't say, dear, for legal purposes."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 19, 2020, 04:33:05 AM
That's what she said ... for legal purposes.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on January 19, 2020, 06:17:20 AM
I love you, Honey...for legal purposes.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on January 19, 2020, 10:27:05 AM
Curiosity killed the cat..... for legal purposes

You can't judge a book by it's cover..... for legal purposes
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on January 19, 2020, 10:55:55 AM
Turn your head and cough please, for legal purposes
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on January 19, 2020, 11:16:31 AM
This is going to feel just like a dick, but it's not...for legal purposes.

Pull my finger...for legal purposes.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on January 19, 2020, 11:46:54 AM
Life is short...for legal purposes.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on January 19, 2020, 12:04:47 PM
Come to the dark side..... for legal purposes
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on January 19, 2020, 01:57:27 PM
I promise I'll just put in the tip... for legal purposes.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on January 19, 2020, 02:00:35 PM
Would you like cheese on that...for legal purposes?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on January 19, 2020, 03:43:20 PM
Please return your cart to the corral... for legal purposes.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on January 19, 2020, 03:53:03 PM
When the cows come home..for legal purposes.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on January 19, 2020, 04:20:19 PM
Please return your cart to the corral... for legal purposes.
:neverusethis:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on January 19, 2020, 08:05:36 PM
Up your nose with a rubber hose...for legal purposes.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on January 19, 2020, 08:14:03 PM
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse..... for legal purposes

You're gonna need a bigger boat..... for legal purposes
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on January 19, 2020, 08:31:36 PM
And they lived happily ever after... for legal purposes.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on January 19, 2020, 09:51:20 PM
Would you like fries with that... for legal purposes.   
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on January 19, 2020, 11:21:30 PM
I owe you an apology, for legal purposes.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 20, 2020, 09:38:11 AM
Please return your cart to the corral... for legal purposes.

Plenty of good ones thrown out there but this one wins it for the ‘call back’ to another thread.

You’re up  :tup
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on January 20, 2020, 08:28:07 PM
jingle.boy   60
gmillerdrake   46
lonestar   25
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   21
Podaar   21
Stadler  15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Cool Chris   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   6
JayOctavarium   6
Snow Dog  6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

Tom Brady says he is entertaining all offers from any team. With money not being an issue for him, this is what you write in to the contract to get him to sign with your team:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on January 20, 2020, 08:35:25 PM
Avacado Ice Cream for everyone!!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on January 20, 2020, 10:29:09 PM
Here's your chance to play as Jimmy G's backup!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on January 21, 2020, 04:52:16 AM
We will deflate our balls if you wants us to!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 21, 2020, 07:17:39 AM
CLEVELAND ROCKS!!

J-E-T-S, JETS JETS JETS!!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 21, 2020, 07:41:54 AM
24 Hour ring cleaning service
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on January 21, 2020, 07:46:00 AM
One year VIP subscription to Mae Pang's Loving Lotus Healing Arts Massage.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 21, 2020, 08:52:31 AM
"Additional 53-foot trailer to stash your hopes and dreams that you'll make us a contender."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 22, 2020, 08:05:48 AM
Being fanned by large Palm Leaves by scantily dressed women and fed exotic grapes by hand around the clock.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 22, 2020, 08:13:09 AM
CFL:  We have a longer field, smaller balls, and get 'er done in 3-downs.
Montreal Allouettes:  No matter what, you're an upgrade over Johnny Football.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on January 23, 2020, 10:13:53 PM
We will deflate our balls if you wants us to!

Sorry guys I forgot I was running this round. Will give it Vmadera00.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on January 27, 2020, 06:50:58 AM
Well thank you!

jingle.boy   60
gmillerdrake   46
lonestar   25
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   21
Podaar   21
Stadler  15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Cool Chris   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   6
JayOctavarium   6
Snow Dog  6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
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Similar to what gmillerdrake did - phrases with completely different meaning when you add "if you know what I mean" at the end of the sentence.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 27, 2020, 07:57:57 AM
I'll have the sausage ... if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 27, 2020, 08:33:12 AM
This weekend was one pain in the a$$ after another.....if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Zydar on January 27, 2020, 08:36:00 AM
I'd put my shopping cart in her corral. If you know what I mean.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on January 27, 2020, 09:11:47 AM
Filthy/Crass:
I'd bang her - if you know what I mean.

Clever/funny:
That is one fine traffic cone - if you know what I mean. 

Woefully obscure:
When we gave it away for the sake of a dream, in a penny arcade - if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 27, 2020, 10:03:25 AM
That was some fine tasting snapper you whipped up last night, honey ... if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 27, 2020, 10:22:27 AM
Tu Gris bela Hanna Knaufa nonna grundete pino.....if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 27, 2020, 10:34:05 AM
I am Groot ... if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on January 29, 2020, 07:02:29 AM
I liked this one the most.

Quote from: Stadler
That is one fine traffic cone - if you know what I mean. 

Your turn!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on January 29, 2020, 07:58:40 AM
Well thank you!

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Apparently, in a ceremony that didn't make the main broadcast, Derek Sherinian won a Grammy for...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 29, 2020, 08:11:44 AM
...longest stretch of emotionless performance
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on January 29, 2020, 08:25:24 AM
Making history.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on January 29, 2020, 08:31:18 AM
Making history.
:lmao:




Apparently, in a ceremony that didn't make the main broadcast, Derek Sherinian won a Grammy for...
....best reuse of an instrumental part in a song. AKA, the best self-plagiarism award.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on January 29, 2020, 01:49:55 PM
Most keyboards owned.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on January 29, 2020, 02:58:32 PM
Liza Minelli Lookalike Award.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on January 29, 2020, 04:32:38 PM
Longest career using the same keyboard sounds.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 30, 2020, 01:26:54 PM
Lifetime Achievement Award for being a douche-waffle.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 30, 2020, 01:36:38 PM
Best use of eye liner by an over the hill 'rock' star
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on January 30, 2020, 02:39:49 PM
These are better than I thought.    I think I know who is the winner, but i'll let it go until the morning, if that's cool.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 30, 2020, 04:18:03 PM
Best use of Roadies during a Japanese Earthquake.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on January 30, 2020, 05:51:48 PM
Best use of Roadies during a Japanese Earthquake.

Banging the drum and guitar techs?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 30, 2020, 09:26:23 PM
Most desperate Kiss audition.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on January 30, 2020, 09:30:58 PM
Most desperate for any audition.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on January 31, 2020, 04:41:45 AM
The sympathy award
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on January 31, 2020, 07:30:13 AM
Most desperate Kiss audition.

Come from behind win.   LIza Minelli is pissed.   ;)

You're up, Vinnie Vincent!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 31, 2020, 08:12:15 AM
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Trump finally takes the stand.  The first question he is asked ...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 31, 2020, 08:23:45 AM
Be honest....you ran for the publicity fully expecting to lose....just admit it....we all know it's true.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Zydar on January 31, 2020, 08:24:39 AM
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on January 31, 2020, 08:24:48 AM
What's with the hair?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on January 31, 2020, 08:49:45 AM
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

 :rollin
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on January 31, 2020, 08:52:44 AM
What's with the hair?

Ninja'd.

"Is it not true that the last book you read cover to cover was "The Cricket In Times Square?  Let me remind, you, you are under oath."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 31, 2020, 09:15:56 AM
Stormy Daniels.....does the carpet match the drapes?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 31, 2020, 09:16:52 AM
What's the best 'grab em' by the pu$$y technique......straight in or more of an upper cut motion?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on January 31, 2020, 02:35:19 PM
So...how do you maintain the orange skin color? Spray tan, tanning bed or L'Oreal?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on January 31, 2020, 05:01:12 PM
Is it true, your greatest achievement was appearing in the film Home Alone?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 06, 2020, 04:43:57 AM
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

Winner.

Give us a new scene, Zy
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on February 17, 2020, 05:16:51 PM
 :corn
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Zydar on February 18, 2020, 12:28:06 AM
Oh shit! I forgot I contributed to this. Sorry guys :P

Bad things to do during an earthquake.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 18, 2020, 06:10:40 AM
Yoga.

Tight rope walking.

Surprise buttsex
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on February 18, 2020, 06:25:23 AM
Lasik

Mascara

Manscaping
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on February 18, 2020, 06:27:16 AM
Bris
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on February 18, 2020, 06:55:42 AM
Dance Dance revolution
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 18, 2020, 07:28:13 AM
Paint by Numbers
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on February 18, 2020, 07:41:56 AM
Bake a cake
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 18, 2020, 08:52:33 AM
Perform a C-Section
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on February 18, 2020, 07:59:54 PM
Not put your cart back in the corral.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 18, 2020, 08:51:58 PM
Build a mouse trap

Lean against a balcony railing

Correct Bosk - oh wait .... that’s anytime.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on February 18, 2020, 09:16:47 PM
Play jenga
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Zydar on February 19, 2020, 04:56:45 AM
Bris

We have a winner here!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Zydar on February 19, 2020, 04:57:30 AM
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Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on February 19, 2020, 06:13:28 AM
Oh wow, thanks, buddy. You even updated both of our scores. What a gentleman!

New scene: Cruise shore excursions your spouse schedules that you're dreading.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on February 19, 2020, 06:33:29 AM
Coronavirus Epicenter day trip
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 19, 2020, 07:34:14 AM
Coronavirus Epicenter day trip

Beat me to it.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on February 19, 2020, 08:28:51 AM
Coronavirus Epicenter day trip

Beat me to it.

It's contagious. ;D
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 19, 2020, 08:38:27 AM

New scene: Cruise shore excursions your spouse schedules that you're dreading.

Crochet like the Mayans

Wal-mart aisle 7

Coffee bean picking with Hector and his 17 kids.

Swimming with drug lords.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on February 19, 2020, 09:12:56 AM
Jamaica: NOT the tourist side.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on February 19, 2020, 09:17:11 AM
Mexico: Drug cartel grounds hike.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 19, 2020, 11:41:03 AM
Mystery Sex Slave Kidnapping
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on February 19, 2020, 01:17:42 PM
Whatever it is, she tells you when the excursion starts, not when you need to leave to get there.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on February 20, 2020, 07:14:56 AM
Whatever it is, she tells you when the excursion starts, not when you need to leave to get there.

 :tup
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on February 21, 2020, 01:55:43 PM
Jamaica: NOT the tourist side.

Irie, mang. Fya post.  :hat
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on February 21, 2020, 02:02:34 PM
Jamaica: NOT the tourist side.

Irie, mang. Fya post.  :hat
Well, fuck me.



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Movie sequels NO ONE wants to see
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on February 21, 2020, 04:00:16 PM
Burt's Jolly Holiday: A Mary Poppins Story

The Next Room

Rambo: Assisted Living
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on February 21, 2020, 04:27:50 PM
Star Wars: Chewbacca's Tapeworm
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 21, 2020, 05:28:30 PM
Indiana Jones: Not Dead Yet

Dirty Dancing: The Geriatric Shuffle

Transformers: Transform This

Debbie: Still Doing Dallas
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on February 21, 2020, 05:42:16 PM
Slow Times At Ridgemont Nursing Home
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on February 21, 2020, 05:44:18 PM
Avengers: Infinity Fist
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on February 21, 2020, 05:50:53 PM
The Hunger Games: The Famine
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 21, 2020, 06:36:20 PM
The Good, The Bad and Your Momma

When Harry Divorced Sally

Mission’s Totally Possible
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on February 21, 2020, 07:16:32 PM
National Lampoons Wuhan Vacation
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 21, 2020, 07:22:12 PM
Revive Bill - Vol. A
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on February 21, 2020, 07:37:13 PM
Just OKfellas
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on February 21, 2020, 07:38:01 PM
Grown ups: grandpa years.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on February 21, 2020, 08:07:47 PM
Wild Orchids Of Asia
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on February 21, 2020, 10:04:54 PM
The Uncoordinated and Petulant.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on February 21, 2020, 11:08:38 PM
The Overpasses of Orange County
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 22, 2020, 05:08:37 AM
Star Trek: Captain Wesley
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on February 22, 2020, 05:23:50 AM
Hulk and the big dong.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on February 22, 2020, 11:04:44 AM
Monty Python and the Holy Shit

Meesa Horny: JarJar’s Venture Into the Porn Industry
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on February 22, 2020, 04:54:25 PM
Star Trek: Captain Wesley
I'd watch that  :)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on February 24, 2020, 07:50:03 AM
Meesa Horny: JarJar’s Venture Into the Porn Industry
WINNER
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on February 24, 2020, 01:25:22 PM
Well, that was unexpected.  Thanks!

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Next scene:

Easy ways to ruin karaoke night
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on February 24, 2020, 01:47:58 PM
Two words:  GG ALLIN
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on February 24, 2020, 01:59:36 PM
Do an acoustic version of "Bleed" by Meshuggah.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 24, 2020, 02:05:17 PM
You know him as Joe the policeman on the "What's goin' down" episode of That's My Mama. Put your hands together for Jackson Heights own! Mr Randy Watson!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on February 24, 2020, 03:11:41 PM
Plug in the karaoke machine.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 24, 2020, 05:28:08 PM
Tuesday Opeth.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on February 25, 2020, 06:47:45 AM
"Hi everyone. My name is Gregg, and I'm an alcoholic."
[group response] "Hi, Gregg!"
"For my first number, I'd like to perform the Ono classic, Bad Dancer."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 25, 2020, 07:12:49 AM
"Do you have Helen Keller's greatest hits?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on February 25, 2020, 08:44:20 AM
♪♫"Rise all loyal cougars and hurl your challenge to the foe.
You will fight, day or night, rain or snow.
Loyal, strong, and true
Wear the white and blue...
♪♫
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on February 25, 2020, 09:24:48 AM
Perform one of Yoko Ono's screaming improvisations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJl06nxPub8
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on February 25, 2020, 09:30:18 AM
"Good evening.  I would like to perform everything the Beatles ever recorded.

I won't do all of Hey Jude."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on February 25, 2020, 10:08:04 AM
"Ladies and gentlemen, I give you "The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway"."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 25, 2020, 10:16:22 AM
Yes....could you please pull up "The Serenade of the Blue Whale" please?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 25, 2020, 10:38:54 AM
Ooohhh... I see you have Adam Sandler "At A Medium Pace".  :lhk:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on February 25, 2020, 10:59:22 AM
Are y'all ready for some Mojo Nixon?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on February 29, 2020, 03:29:18 PM
Plug in the karaoke machine.

So simple, yet so true. You’re up!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 01, 2020, 06:06:56 AM
I felt pretty confident about my entries, but I admit, I thought the Cougar fight song would get you.  :lol

jingle.boy   61
gmillerdrake   46
lonestar   25
TempusVox 23
Podaar   23
kingshmegland   21
Stadler  16
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Cool Chris   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
vmadera 1
hefdaddy42 1

Next scene: Odd things for a talking toy to say.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 01, 2020, 06:21:36 AM
Ever seen a grown man naked?

When you donate your body to science, it can get used as a crash test dummy, for medical training, forensic research or to save a life through organ transplants.

Duckjob (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cewQufCx2Is)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on March 01, 2020, 09:11:30 AM
I felt pretty confident about my entries, but I admit, I thought the Cougar fight song would get you.  :lol


Oh, wow. I *absolutely* did not pick up on that! I’m only familiar with the “Rise and shout, the Cougars are out,” part, but it still should have been obvious. Well, results being the same...:lol

As for the scene:

“Let me introduce you to my little friend...”
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 05, 2020, 02:23:30 PM
So, are we done here?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 05, 2020, 03:57:15 PM
How about I shove four D batteries up your a$$ and then you tell me if you’re in the mood to play?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on March 05, 2020, 05:40:50 PM
“Come and play with my rocket”


“I like mushrooms”
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on March 05, 2020, 09:16:40 PM
Nice shoes. Let’s fuck.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on March 06, 2020, 04:49:05 AM
“You should get a job”
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 06, 2020, 05:14:35 AM
Do you want some candy little kid.  Come get in the van.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 06, 2020, 05:31:55 AM
It's Billy Barty!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 06, 2020, 06:07:10 AM
“I like mushrooms”

I don't know why, but this one keeps cracking me up. It's just so odd.

Take it away, sir!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on March 06, 2020, 07:07:56 AM
 :coolio :coolio

jingle.boy   61
gmillerdrake   46
lonestar   25
TempusVox 23
Podaar   23
kingshmegland   21
Stadler  16
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Cool Chris   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
vmadera 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
hefdaddy42 1

Next scene: You work for a beer distribution company and have been put in charge of coming up with the new slogan for the company.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 06, 2020, 08:01:17 AM
Just two, and your teeth will be floating you'll have to take a leak so bad.

So good, you'll want to drink your own piss afterwards.

The Stadler of Beers.

Imodium not included.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Indiscipline on March 06, 2020, 08:15:45 AM
Corona, just spread it!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 06, 2020, 08:24:25 AM
Corona, just spread it!

:clap:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 06, 2020, 10:26:15 AM
^Yeah, were all competing for second place at this point

Tickle a Schlitz. Now in the easy opening can.

Had a hard day? Pound down a Busch.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 06, 2020, 10:45:04 AM
Bearded Clam micro-brewery ... smells like fish; tastes like chicken.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 06, 2020, 10:55:27 AM
If you are in the mood for some bread, but without all that pesky solid matter, boy, do we have something for you!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 06, 2020, 10:57:00 AM
You have to drink a few before you can pronounce Weihenstephaner Hefeweissbier.

Catch a cold Corona today. I know, but I couldn't help it

PBR, still better than taking a paper-hole punch to your eyelid.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 06, 2020, 12:58:57 PM
Schlitz.  Not just for breakfast anymore!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 06, 2020, 01:17:44 PM
Brown Star Lager - Get Bent
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on March 08, 2020, 09:53:47 AM
Some really good entries but this one wins. Your turn :police:

Corona, just spread it!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Indiscipline on March 09, 2020, 08:26:45 AM
Eh, morbid taste goes a long way.

jingle.boy   61
gmillerdrake   46
lonestar   25
TempusVox 23
Podaar   23
kingshmegland   21
Stadler  16
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Cool Chris   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
vmadera 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
hefdaddy42 1
Indiscipline 1

Next scene: crowded elevator, a cup of scorching hot coffee in each hand, you gotta sneeze.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on March 09, 2020, 09:04:34 AM
I don't see the problem. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 09, 2020, 10:34:19 AM
Excuse me maam'........can I rub my nose in your cleavage? I'm about to sneeze but as you can see I'm two fisting coffee and am unable to rub it myself.......
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 09, 2020, 10:35:53 AM
Corona outbreak in 3 ... 2... 1...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 09, 2020, 11:01:59 AM
Not sure if any of you are Sanders supporters but we are all about to Feel the Burn
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on March 09, 2020, 01:20:30 PM
Still better than a rancid Taco Bell fart.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 09, 2020, 04:57:22 PM
Sorry, that was coffee that I spilled on your neck. Seriously.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 09, 2020, 06:01:32 PM
"It's a good thing this coffee is kosher, because I'm AHCHOOO!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 09, 2020, 06:13:56 PM
Could you hit Floor 12 please......thanks a latte
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 09, 2020, 07:42:04 PM
OK... I can't believe I'm going to do this....




Anyone java Kleenex?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 09, 2020, 07:44:32 PM
OK... I can't believe I'm going to do this....




Anyone java Kleenex?

Nope.  What floor can I espresso for you?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 09, 2020, 07:53:29 PM
Do you smell something burning because the mocha detectors just went off.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 09, 2020, 07:54:54 PM
The instrumental Narita was a precursor to Iron Maiden
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 09, 2020, 08:19:50 PM
 :metal
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Indiscipline on March 10, 2020, 09:52:30 AM
The instrumental Narita was a precursor to Iron Maiden

Gotta resend, see the banned list at page 1.

Your turn for the Top 50.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 10, 2020, 11:36:36 AM
The instrumental Narita was a precursor to Iron Maiden

Gotta resend, see the banned list at page 1.

Your turn for the Top 50.

Wait a minute. Eight months later and now you want me because I'm a yoga instructor and have lost 2-1/2 stones? I don't think, bub.

 ???

What thread is this again?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 10, 2020, 12:03:16 PM
I have no idea what's going on in these last few posts........ ???           :loser:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Indiscipline on March 10, 2020, 12:07:37 PM
I have no idea what's going on in these last few posts........ ???           :loser:

Tim left his manpurse in another thread, Gregg went meta, I dropped a ponce-bomb, Gregg found Tim's manpurse and went smartypants meta.

Gregg wins, Gregg's turn.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 10, 2020, 12:29:35 PM
 :rollin Okay, that was the strangest victory on record...ponce-bomb indeed.

jingle.boy   61
gmillerdrake   46
lonestar   25
Podaar   24
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   21
Stadler  16
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Cool Chris   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
vmadera 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
hefdaddy42 1
Indiscipline 1

Next scene: Outtakes from the CDC/White House joint press conference
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 10, 2020, 01:03:36 PM
Trump: "Since the virus travels through the air I'm shutting down all Air Ports"
CDC Official: "That's not how it works Mr. President"

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on March 10, 2020, 01:11:00 PM
"There is absolutely no truth to the rumors that this virus - most dangerous for people over the age of 75 - is in fact a targeted attack on all candidates for President of the United States in 2020."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on March 10, 2020, 01:15:56 PM
CDC: "And we are taking all necessary steps to stop..."
Trump: "We have spent beellions and beellions of dollars. This is the best reaction any president in the history of the United States has ever have over any health situation. We are doing a tremendous job."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 10, 2020, 01:38:12 PM
This thing is going to crush my 63M vote count from 2016

It's a tremendous virus, really. Really huge.  The best we've seen in years.  It has the most beauty.. tremendous really - the best Mike Pence ever had.  It's something every American should have.  It's making America great again.  Some say .. some say it's - look, I'm not worried. 

Now, you can all lock yourself up like little Teddie, but there's nothing to be worried about.  I'm over 75, and I lick doorknobs for breakfast.  Milenia licks a different kind of knob, but she's got a really most tough immunity.  Hell, she's immune to my advances.
<reporter question>
Eponential?  What does math have to do with anything?  Look, I'm a walking calculator, I know my times tables up to ... well, it's way up there. Baron does too.  And no, no squares or cubes or anything have any impact.  But everyone should fill their freezer with ice cubes, to be safe.
<reporter question>
Sanitary?  Just wipe on your sleeve like I do.  A good motorboat will work too.
<reporter question>
No.  No concerns.  We're going to do our part to help the cruise lines by moving all sessions of congress to a Carnival ship as of Tuesday.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 10, 2020, 01:59:29 PM
Alex Azar, unknowingly whispering into a hot mic: "Goddammit Trump"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 10, 2020, 03:29:34 PM
I'm appointing our new Chief of CDC, Randall Flagg.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 10, 2020, 03:36:01 PM
I'm appointing our new Chief of CDC, Randall Flagg.

Hey, I get that reference! ;D
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 11, 2020, 03:18:07 PM
<reporter question>
No.  No concerns.  We're going to do our part to help the cruise lines by moving all sessions of congress to a Carnival ship as of Tuesday.

Winner, winner, Mepps Spinner.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 11, 2020, 09:07:08 PM
jingle.boy   62
gmillerdrake   46
lonestar   25
Podaar   24
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   21
Stadler  16
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Cool Chris   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
vmadera 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
hefdaddy42 1
Indiscipline 1

Tonight's scene:

Things you don’t expect to hear from a seashell when you put it to your ear.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on March 11, 2020, 09:19:26 PM
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 11, 2020, 09:19:47 PM
Stay calm and keep smiling, but listen closely.........You’re Living in a Computer Simulation

For a small fee I’ll tell you which famous writer Tempusvox  in the DTF Forum is



Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on March 11, 2020, 09:26:05 PM
For a small fee I’ll tell you which famous writer Tempusvox  in the DTF Forum is
Oh, that one is easy, he is Dr. Seuss.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 12, 2020, 06:12:40 AM
..and that's what she said.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 12, 2020, 08:26:42 AM
Do you like movies about gladiators?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on March 12, 2020, 08:53:38 AM
" I... WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NITE... AND PARTY EVA-REE DAY!!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on March 12, 2020, 12:27:35 PM
Do you like movies about gladiators?

 :lol

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on March 12, 2020, 12:48:39 PM
Blow me.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on March 12, 2020, 12:51:00 PM
A car engine struggling to start
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 12, 2020, 12:59:41 PM
My ocean sound is yuge, it's really tremendous, so I hear
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 12, 2020, 01:45:40 PM
<whisper> Excuse me. Your balls are showing
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Zydar on March 12, 2020, 01:51:03 PM
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Cthulhu?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: RoeDent on March 12, 2020, 01:54:14 PM
"Your call is important to us, please stay on hold"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 12, 2020, 02:04:15 PM
Please hold for an important message from the IRS.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 12, 2020, 08:40:00 PM
...not that there's anything wrong with it.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 13, 2020, 10:36:18 AM
Leave Mrs. TAC alone, Perv.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: RoeDent on March 13, 2020, 01:33:23 PM
"Eww, it looks horrible in there. Get some Otex."*

* Other brands of ear drops are available.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 15, 2020, 06:26:45 PM
Lots of good ones here as well, but this certainly would be unexpected

Please hold for an important message from the IRS.

Yer up Heffer.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 15, 2020, 06:35:48 PM
jingle.boy   62
gmillerdrake   46
lonestar   25
Podaar   24
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   21
Stadler  16
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Cool Chris   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
vmadera 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
hefdaddy42 2
Indiscipline 1

Tonight's scene:

Stage names of unsuccessful strippers
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 15, 2020, 06:40:04 PM
Bob.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on March 15, 2020, 06:43:22 PM
Please welcome to the stage.....Doris!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on March 15, 2020, 06:48:13 PM
Jungle Dancer
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on March 15, 2020, 06:55:19 PM
Coro Navirus.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 15, 2020, 07:05:19 PM
Syphilis Sue
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 15, 2020, 07:14:16 PM
TAC The Clap.

Jay and Silent Bob.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 15, 2020, 07:15:30 PM
M’Aggie and her whispering Clam
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 15, 2020, 07:16:19 PM
Covid Kathy
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 15, 2020, 07:18:12 PM
Patient Zero
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on March 15, 2020, 07:20:16 PM
Large Marge.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 15, 2020, 07:25:50 PM
Bosk
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 15, 2020, 07:29:06 PM
The Hungry Heffer.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 15, 2020, 07:38:12 PM
Queen Yeast of the East
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on March 15, 2020, 07:43:59 PM
Sloppy Seconds!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 15, 2020, 08:23:40 PM
Doug!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Ben_Jamin on March 16, 2020, 12:13:05 AM
Thunder thighs
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on March 16, 2020, 06:43:32 AM
Stormy Daniels.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 16, 2020, 07:51:51 AM
Dingleberry Sherry
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 16, 2020, 08:15:33 AM
Stormy Daniels.
lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on March 25, 2020, 09:02:12 PM
 :corn
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 07, 2020, 10:21:33 AM
Patience
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 07, 2020, 12:21:56 PM
Whoops!  Sorry, my bad.


Please welcome to the stage.....Doris!
Take it away, King!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 06, 2020, 11:54:14 PM
Hef, did you say “take it away King” or “Joe, never open this thread again?”
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 07, 2020, 12:57:27 AM
Hef, did you say “take it away King” or “Joe, never open this thread again?”
I'm getting Deja vu...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on May 07, 2020, 08:56:18 AM
I thought Stadler won the round, but I guess neither him or King have open this thread since March, oh well  :corn
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on May 07, 2020, 09:26:14 AM
I thought Stadler won the round, but I guess neither him or King have open this thread since March, oh well  :corn

I didn't know if "LOL" meant "you win", or just an interim "clever".  I assumed King won.  I'd open one if we need to.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 07, 2020, 09:46:36 AM
I'll throw one out there Bill....

Updated Standings with King's win included.

jingle.boy   62
gmillerdrake   46
lonestar   25
Podaar   24
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   22
Stadler  16
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Cool Chris   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
vmadera 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
hefdaddy42 2
Indiscipline 1

Tonight's scene:

King's Best Excuse for not coming into this thread
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on May 07, 2020, 09:48:25 AM
Stormy Daniels.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 07, 2020, 10:59:57 AM
He keeps mis-spelling DTF.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 07, 2020, 11:01:28 AM
PTSD from Tom Brady's departure
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 07, 2020, 11:03:19 AM
Gronk body-slammed him.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Indiscipline on May 07, 2020, 11:05:24 AM
Buckle indigestion
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 07, 2020, 11:52:18 AM
Craft breweries
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on May 07, 2020, 12:19:38 PM
Defeating Tim and absorbing his powers of amnesia.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on May 08, 2020, 10:05:56 PM
Social distancing gone too far.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheSilentHam on May 09, 2020, 05:11:58 PM
Self isolating inside a Tauntaun
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 13, 2022, 07:37:13 AM
New scene:

Rejected gift ideas by the wise men for the christ child.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 13, 2022, 07:43:20 AM
Out of the Blue from Gregg!!!  :metal   Let's see if it works this time....I think we've tried this a few times, maybe it'll stick

Rejected gift ideas by the wise men for the christ child.

Hebrew Alphabet Ouija Board

Gold Plated Crucifixion Nails





Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on December 13, 2022, 07:46:09 AM
Charcuterie board
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 13, 2022, 08:43:18 AM
Gift Certificate to Whores-R-Us
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 13, 2022, 08:59:22 AM
Thorn Handled Baby Rattle

Circumcision 'Punch Card'

"How to Fish for Dummies" Book

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on December 13, 2022, 09:02:56 AM
Parental DNA test kit.
The Passion of the Christ on Blueray
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on December 13, 2022, 11:08:28 AM
All 6 volumes of The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire by Edward Gibbon
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 13, 2022, 11:16:25 AM
Water Wings
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 13, 2022, 11:53:30 AM
A blue check mark.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on December 13, 2022, 12:10:56 PM
A blue check mark.
lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 13, 2022, 01:37:59 PM
Candle oil

Pronouns

Front row tix to Trans Siberian Orchestra
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 13, 2022, 02:31:43 PM
Ginger Bread Nativity Scene
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on December 13, 2022, 02:46:22 PM
Pumpkin spice, well, anything.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 13, 2022, 08:19:48 PM
Cholera
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 14, 2022, 03:19:59 AM
Some excellent responses. This one made me laugh the most and for the longest

Water Wings

Take it away, Gary!

----------------------------------------------------

Standings:
jingle.boy   62
gmillerdrake   47
lonestar   25
Podaar   24
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   22
Stadler  16
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Cool Chris   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
vmadera 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
hefdaddy42 2
Indiscipline 1
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 14, 2022, 07:13:21 AM
 Oh cool, thanks Gregg   :tup


Let's try:

Celebrity Endorsements that are Doomed to Fail
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 14, 2022, 07:18:22 AM
Public service announcement for Planned Parenthood by Herschel Walker.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Metro on December 14, 2022, 08:21:57 AM
“Hi, I’m Nick Cannon. Did you know that vasectomies are quick and painless?”
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on December 14, 2022, 09:40:06 AM
"Why Go To The Synagogue?  Stay at home with Kanye West's Home High Holidays Set!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 14, 2022, 09:57:37 AM
Vegan recipes from Ted Nugent.

Shopping cart etiquette by TAC.

Ancestry.com - Temous Vox.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 14, 2022, 09:58:56 AM
how To Make Friends and Influence People  …. Jordan Bennington.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on December 14, 2022, 10:06:06 AM
Steve Harvey's Head and Shoulder shampoo/Conditioner set.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on December 14, 2022, 10:38:14 AM
Steve Harvey's Head and Shoulder shampoo/Conditioner set.

HAHA
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on December 14, 2022, 08:21:03 PM
How to pack while traveling internationally, with Britney Griner.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 14, 2022, 08:23:23 PM
The Guide To Common Sence by Stadler
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on December 15, 2022, 01:29:57 AM
The guide to keeping a head at your workplace by Jeffery Dahmer
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 15, 2022, 05:21:01 AM
Brazilian Bikini Salon by Roseanne Barr

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 15, 2022, 08:18:33 AM
How to pack while traveling internationally, with Britney Griner.

 :lol

This one takes it for me! You're up Sir!



Standings:
jingle.boy   62
gmillerdrake   47
lonestar   25
Podaar   24
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   22
Stadler  16
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
Cool Chris   12
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
vmadera 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
hefdaddy42 2
Indiscipline 1
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on December 15, 2022, 08:50:32 AM
Great, will post new topic when I get home from work.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 15, 2022, 08:53:41 AM
Don't kill this thread for 2 years the way King did!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on December 15, 2022, 08:33:56 PM
Standings:
jingle.boy   62
gmillerdrake   47
lonestar   25
Podaar   24
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   22
Stadler  16
Cool Chris   13
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
vmadera 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
hefdaddy42 2
Indiscipline 1

Rejected items families used to decorate with ornaments and lights inside their house to celebrate Christmas before everyone finally settled on a tree.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 15, 2022, 08:39:35 PM
Grandma
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 15, 2022, 08:41:48 PM
Chino’s cone.  :chino2:

Trebuchets
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 15, 2022, 10:26:41 PM
Ceiling hung sex swing

Stripper pole

Prosthetic leg

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on December 16, 2022, 03:01:09 AM
Shrubbery.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on December 16, 2022, 03:58:57 AM
Crucifixes

Dried cow chips

Chia pets

Joe Flacco
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on December 16, 2022, 06:16:53 AM
Cat Tower
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on December 16, 2022, 07:34:39 AM
Crucifixes

Dried cow chips

Chia pets

Joe Flacco

HAHA
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 16, 2022, 11:45:40 AM
A pile of skulls from my vanquished enemies, skirted with the tears of their women's lamentations.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 16, 2022, 03:56:35 PM
Taxidermy
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on December 16, 2022, 04:05:12 PM
The Phallus of Destiny
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 18, 2022, 05:41:45 AM
The rotting corpse of this fucking thread.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 18, 2022, 05:43:08 AM
Grandma

This was the Instant Winner.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 18, 2022, 09:28:05 AM
Grandma

This was the Instant Winner.

If only you were the judge. Cmon Chis …. Let’s have your verdict.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on December 18, 2022, 09:44:28 AM
Standings:
jingle.boy   62
gmillerdrake   47
lonestar   25
Podaar   24
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   22
Stadler  16
Cool Chris   13
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
vmadera 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
hefdaddy42 2
Indiscipline 1
DragonAttack 1

Crucifixes

I don't know how I feel about this making me chuckle. DragonAttack, you are on the board!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on December 19, 2022, 06:01:12 AM

Crucifixes

I don't know how I feel about this making me chuckle. DragonAttack, you are on the board!

On my first or second try (how I miss the caption contest).  Well, I'll hope this hasn't been done :

"The Top Fifty countdown that Kev secretly wishes he could run on DTF."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on December 19, 2022, 06:18:25 AM
Top 50 DTF Members
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 19, 2022, 07:29:40 AM
Top 50 Taylor Swift Lipstick Colors

Top 50 Ways the St. Louis Blues Have Ripped the Hearts Out of their Fans Chest

Top 50 Ways Porcupine Tree sucks Compared to Spocks Beard
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 19, 2022, 07:35:39 AM
Top 50 excuses to not go to the damn barbershop

Quote
(https://i.imgur.com/o4KC7Ko.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/jorgwpL.jpg)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 19, 2022, 07:50:36 AM
Top 50 Wild Ranger threads.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Metro on December 19, 2022, 08:18:45 AM
Thanks for reminding me of my own bad hair day, TAC  :lol

Top 50 Reasons Radiant Records is the Best

Top 50 Transatlantic Songs that Roine definitely played guitar on and not Neal
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on December 19, 2022, 11:46:27 AM
Top 50 Reasons Blaze Bayley Is Better Than Bruce Dickinson
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 19, 2022, 11:47:58 AM
Top 50 Bubba Gump Shrimp

Top 50 joints that ache
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 19, 2022, 11:48:10 AM
Top 50 Reaso......ah shit, my back

Top 50 joints that ache

Ninja'd while I was posting
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 19, 2022, 12:28:16 PM
Top 50 Reasons Blaze Bayley Is Better Than Bruce Dickinson

 :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 19, 2022, 12:35:11 PM
Top 50 TAC photos
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 19, 2022, 12:35:34 PM
Top 50 TAC photos

 :metal :metal :metal
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 19, 2022, 12:36:05 PM
Top 50 Shmegland spelling mistakes

Top 50 guesses who TempusVox is
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 19, 2022, 12:36:32 PM
Top 50 500 Shmegland spelling mistakes
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on December 19, 2022, 06:04:51 PM
I forgot what an enjoyable pain it is to judge these things! :rollin

Runner up:  Taylor Swift lipstick

Top 50 Wild Ranger threads.

Top 50 500 Shmegland spelling mistakes

(TAC, you get an assist)

Chad, you're up!  That's the way, eh? :tup

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on December 19, 2022, 06:05:52 PM
Top 100 Tac WTF's.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on December 19, 2022, 06:17:19 PM
 :lol :lol :lol

(then again, he wouldn't know of all of mine offline recently ;) )
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 19, 2022, 06:18:02 PM
Top 100 Tac WTF's.

WTF??
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on December 19, 2022, 06:42:29 PM
101.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 19, 2022, 08:08:23 PM
Standings:
jingle.boy   63
gmillerdrake   47
lonestar   25
Podaar   24
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   22
Stadler  16
Cool Chris   13
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
vmadera 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
hefdaddy42 2
Indiscipline 1
DragonAttack 1

Today's Scene:  Unexpected Out-of-Office messages.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on December 19, 2022, 08:12:46 PM
I see you.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on December 19, 2022, 08:42:41 PM
Out to mingle with the jingle.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on December 19, 2022, 09:00:16 PM
“If you need the totals for the ‘Scenes Fom A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes’ thread correctly updated, please contact jingle.boy.”



(oops….damn rookie!)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 19, 2022, 09:38:14 PM
“If you need the totals for the ‘Scenes Fom A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes’ thread correctly updated, please contact jingle.boy.”



(oops….damn rookie!)

Ooops.  Fat fingers.  Though, I guess that shows who's paying attention.  BTW, fix'd.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 19, 2022, 11:00:03 PM
I will not have access to phone or email as I’ll be busy putting the lotion in the basket


Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 20, 2022, 05:06:08 AM
I'll be out of the office from December 20th the through the 12th of Never. Please contact someone else. Thank you.

The person you're trying to contact has died. Please remove this contact from your program/app.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 20, 2022, 07:01:14 AM
I am currently out of the office. If you need me call your moms phone
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on December 20, 2022, 07:07:43 AM
I am currently out of the office. If you need me call me please contact Jenny at 1-800-867-5309.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 20, 2022, 07:11:38 AM
I am currently out of the office and will be returning when you pull your Fu%king head out of your a$$ and start doing your Fu%king Job!!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 20, 2022, 10:09:20 AM
If you know what the fuck "PC Load Letter" means, please respond to this email. Otherwise, I'll be unavailable until someone does.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 20, 2022, 12:37:19 PM
I am currently out of the office. If you need me call me please contact Jenny at 1-800-867-5309.

 :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 20, 2022, 02:26:27 PM
I am currently out of the office. If you need me call me please contact Jenny at 1-800-867-5309.

 :lol

Agreed.  You're up King.  Don't kill the thread again!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 20, 2022, 02:48:00 PM
I am currently out of the office. If you need me call me please contact Jenny at 1-800-867-5309.

 :lol

Agreed.  You're up King.  Don't kill the thread again!

Oh Lord.....it was fun while it lasted....... :biggrin:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on December 20, 2022, 08:24:30 PM

Top 50 guesses who TempusVox is
I thought we already knew the answer to this...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 21, 2022, 04:56:50 AM

Top 50 guesses who TempusVox is
I thought we already knew the answer to this...

Do tell...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 21, 2022, 08:47:33 AM
You're up King.  Don't kill the thread again!

He's taking dead aim at it and pulling the trigger
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 21, 2022, 08:55:36 AM
You're up King.  Don't kill the thread again!

He's taking dead aim at it and pulling the trigger

I'm willing to give him slack considering the situation with his Pop. That being said, has anyone PM'd him?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on December 21, 2022, 05:55:38 PM
Thanks to Gregg for contacting. You turds all suck. Greg rules.

Today's Scene: Finish this sentence, "I was so tired today, that I..."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on December 21, 2022, 05:56:23 PM
Standings:
jingle.boy   63
gmillerdrake   47
lonestar   25
Podaar   24
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   23
Stadler  16
Cool Chris   13
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
vmadera 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
hefdaddy42 2
Indiscipline 1
DragonAttack 1
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 21, 2022, 06:03:19 PM
Waited for someone to PM me to post in a contest I'm playing in.

Fell asleep while fapping.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on December 21, 2022, 10:37:29 PM
"... didn't need to listen to Power Windows to fall asleep."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 22, 2022, 05:56:05 AM
"... forgot to wake up."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 22, 2022, 06:03:26 AM
... didn't even bust Tim's balls.

... didn't return my cart to the coral.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 22, 2022, 06:09:23 AM
"...forgot I wasn't alone in the truck, and farted all up in front of the Queen. Man, the look I got while she rolled down the window!"

"...I put the cereal box in the fridge, and the milk in the cupboard."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on December 22, 2022, 06:34:26 AM
...That I fried my egg with toothpaste, and tried to make coffee with oil.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 22, 2022, 11:08:20 AM
… I thought Black Adam was a good movie.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 22, 2022, 01:03:43 PM
...I had to finish my beer in the morning.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 22, 2022, 03:48:52 PM
"...I didn't even bother getting up so I just peed in in my underwear."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on December 22, 2022, 06:24:17 PM
... didn't even bust Tim's balls.

I don't want to live in a world like this. You win. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 22, 2022, 06:26:45 PM
... didn't even bust Tim's balls.

I don't want to live in a world like this.

Neither do I. ;D
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on December 22, 2022, 06:27:44 PM
:hug:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 22, 2022, 06:33:14 PM
(https://media.tenor.com/22qvZ-14h4oAAAAC/rpdr-kiss.gif)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 22, 2022, 08:03:41 PM
…..confused a zip lock bag for a condom

……volunteered to get a vasectomy
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 22, 2022, 08:13:43 PM
…didn’t realize jingle had already won.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 22, 2022, 08:20:24 PM

Standings:
jingle.boy   64
gmillerdrake   47
lonestar   25
Podaar   24
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   23
Stadler  16
Cool Chris   13
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
vmadera 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
hefdaddy42 2
Indiscipline 1
DragonAttack 1

Things you shouldn’t put on a resume.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on December 22, 2022, 08:22:47 PM
That you contributed to the writing of Scenes From a Memory when the rest of the band says you didn't.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on December 22, 2022, 10:48:42 PM
World record holder for longest time without showering.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on December 22, 2022, 11:17:56 PM
Certified Shopping Cart Retriever and Returner.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 23, 2022, 02:29:09 AM
I collect spores, molds, and fungus.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 23, 2022, 06:40:08 AM
P.S.  Avatar - good; Balack Adam - shyte.  SUck it King.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on December 23, 2022, 06:52:21 AM
Lead Technician, Pubic Utilities

Dream Theater Forum Queen Discography editor

Kingshmegland DTF Proofreader

DragonAttack DTF Proofreader

January 6th US Capitol Bldg Tour Guide
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 23, 2022, 07:00:46 AM
Archive security specialist at Mar-a-lago Resort
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: lonestar on December 23, 2022, 07:03:05 AM
Your coke dealer as a personal reference.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 23, 2022, 09:36:34 AM
Power Windows Lover
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on December 23, 2022, 09:39:41 AM
Excellent procrastination skills.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 23, 2022, 11:50:44 AM
Excel in Office Trists, Affairs and Romances

Hard of Hearing

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on December 23, 2022, 12:02:13 PM
Quarterback - New York Jets
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on December 23, 2022, 12:06:49 PM
Quarterback - New York Jets
Dammit. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 23, 2022, 01:20:52 PM
All my previous colleagues (especially the women) are dirty, stinking, liars. Don't believe them.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 23, 2022, 01:59:12 PM
NYJ QB almost got it.  If someone had said Patriots Offensive Coordinator, that would've taken the cake.

But, here's today's winner

Excellent procrastination skills.

You're up, Victor.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on December 23, 2022, 02:23:26 PM
You're up, Victor.

Excellent procrastination skills.

Don't take too long :neverusethis2:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 23, 2022, 02:27:00 PM
You're up, Victor.

Excellent procrastination skills.

Don't take too long :neverusethis2:

:clap:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on December 23, 2022, 05:12:41 PM
You're up, Victor.

Excellent procrastination skills.

Don't take too long :neverusethis2:

 :lol

Standings:
jingle.boy   64
gmillerdrake   47
lonestar   25
Podaar   24
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   23
Stadler  16
Cool Chris   13
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Vmadera 3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
hefdaddy42 2
Indiscipline 1
DragonAttack 1

In the spirit of the holidays: Ways to tell a 6 year old Santa is not real.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 23, 2022, 05:16:08 PM
Santa went out to get a gallon of milk and the bastard never came back.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 23, 2022, 05:56:05 PM
Stop being a gullible dipshit, it’s not like you’re five anymore for chrissake.  ::) or maybe that’s just me
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: lonestar on December 23, 2022, 06:02:06 PM
Have the kid poison the milk, then when he wakes up to a dead father, he'll know the whole "Santa" thing is a crock of shit.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on December 23, 2022, 06:23:50 PM
Remember that time you walked in and saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus? After you left I showed her my North Pole.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 23, 2022, 07:39:42 PM
... and there ain'r no reindeer either.  Grandma just flat out got run over.

The mill's closed, and not only do I have to sell you for scientific experiments, but Santa (like meteorology) is a hoax.

Kid, remember that broken leg I had last year? It's cuz I fell off the roof planting fake footprints up there.

Santa got Type-2 diabetes sometime back in the '40s.  Us parents have been doing all the gift giving since then.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on December 24, 2022, 07:31:32 PM
Picking a winner since I won't be around next few days.

Some good ones but this one made me laugh  :) You're up!

Remember that time you walked in and saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus? After you left I showed her my North Pole.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on December 24, 2022, 08:08:04 PM
Standings:
jingle.boy   64
gmillerdrake   47
lonestar   25
Podaar   24
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   23
Stadler  16
Cool Chris   14
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Vmadera 3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
hefdaddy42 2
Indiscipline 1
DragonAttack 1

I'll give this one 48 hours as tomorrow is Christmas.

If you drew the person you hated at your workplace the most in the company Secret Santa, and could give them anything without fear of being fired, what would it be?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 24, 2022, 08:09:31 PM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/91nS17wcG0L._SX355_.jpg)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 24, 2022, 08:25:52 PM
Ex Lax laced coffee

Severe Urinary Tract infection

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on December 24, 2022, 08:51:01 PM
A job application to Arby’s and a Pep Boys coupon for blinker fluid.

A one-way plane ticket to Kiev.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on December 24, 2022, 09:12:01 PM
Pirated copies of Gigli and Little Nicky labeled on DVD-Rs as Saving Private Ryan and The Shawshank Redemption

A box of suppositories with a card saying, “A little help to pull your head out of your ass.”
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 24, 2022, 09:30:42 PM
Chlamydia
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 25, 2022, 05:22:42 AM
A tiny record player, and a box of tissues.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 25, 2022, 12:03:12 PM
Heartburn and Insomnia
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 25, 2022, 02:14:17 PM
Cameo by Kanye

Dim Sum lunch with "your choice of Kardashian"

Any Haken CD
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 25, 2022, 03:19:56 PM
Any Haken CD

Dang…….shots fired!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on December 25, 2022, 03:21:34 PM
Any Haken CD

Dang…….shots fired!

This is definitely leader heading in to the back 9.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on December 25, 2022, 05:15:52 PM
Gift card for a funeral home.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: MetalJunkie on December 27, 2022, 10:09:05 PM
http://www.poopsenders.com/
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on December 27, 2022, 10:24:31 PM
Any Haken CD

Dang…….shots fired!

This is definitely leader heading in to the back 9.

Second time in a row forgetting I was running a round!

Nothing beats Haken... for a horrible gift to send someone!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 28, 2022, 04:43:28 AM
:fistpump:

Standings:
jingle.boy   65
gmillerdrake   47
lonestar   25
Podaar   24
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   23
Stadler  16
Cool Chris   14
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Vmadera 3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
hefdaddy42 2
Indiscipline 1
DragonAttack 1

Things the pilot wishes they wouldn’t have said while the intercom is on
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 28, 2022, 06:35:37 AM
Is Jamaica the one that looks like a turtle swimming west, or a whale swimming east?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 28, 2022, 06:38:21 AM
Next time you take a piss, send in the new stewardess. I want to show her my thruster.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on December 28, 2022, 06:40:48 AM
Did you like Top Gun: Maverick?  Wait til today's flight.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 28, 2022, 06:41:00 AM
Next time you take a piss, send in the new stewardess. I want to show her my thruster.

 :lol Stewardess?! Jesus Christ. I thought I was old.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 28, 2022, 06:50:44 AM
Next time you take a piss, send in the new stewardess. I want to show her my thruster.

 :lol Stewardess?! Jesus Christ. I thought I was old.

That works both as a response to Tim, and an entry!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 28, 2022, 06:52:03 AM
Well, what are they called?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 28, 2022, 07:00:48 AM
Surely we can glide the last four miles after the gas runs out?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 28, 2022, 07:21:44 AM
Next time you take a piss, send in the new stewardess. I want to show her my thruster.

 :lol Stewardess?! Jesus Christ. I thought I was old.

That works both as a response to Tim, and an entry!

 :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 28, 2022, 07:53:24 AM
Hey Sam....after we land and we get to the Hotel....what do you say we fire back some shots and I'll then increase your 'cabin pressure'?  It's been a long couple weeks away from home.....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on December 28, 2022, 08:00:28 AM
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on December 28, 2022, 08:38:30 AM
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

That's the guys in the tower, but still  :lol.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 28, 2022, 09:19:06 AM
Anyone want to see a 747 do a 'flat spin'?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: lonestar on December 28, 2022, 09:21:09 AM
Don't trip, a few shots will get rid of these shakes right quick...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 28, 2022, 02:41:28 PM
Don't trip, a few shots will get rid of these shakes right quick...

Reminds me of the movie Flight.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: MetalJunkie on December 28, 2022, 04:43:17 PM
We have arrived in Texas.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 28, 2022, 04:45:22 PM
What section of the plane did you seat the passengers with Covid?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 28, 2022, 04:45:56 PM
I've fallen and I can't get up.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 28, 2022, 05:39:26 PM
Doug, take the controls. I need to respond in the Scenes from a Hat thread!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 29, 2022, 02:49:33 PM
I tell you what Mike....if that new stewardess keeps bending over like that at the supply closet I'm going to have a hard time controlling my fuselage
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on December 29, 2022, 02:58:20 PM
Practicing his Arabic on a North American flight.

"I don't care, I think Patrick Mahomes is the GOAT"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on December 29, 2022, 05:44:32 PM
Gregg's double entendre nearly had it, until someone pulled out the Airplane! reference.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

You're up, Heffarino.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on December 29, 2022, 06:09:35 PM
Holy shit!

Standings:
jingle.boy   65
gmillerdrake   47
lonestar   25
Podaar   24
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   23
Stadler  16
Cool Chris   14
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Vmadera 3
hefdaddy42 3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Indiscipline 1
DragonAttack 1

Government jobs you do NOT want
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 29, 2022, 06:15:18 PM
Lead Inspector - Department of Colostomy Bag Inspection
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on December 29, 2022, 06:15:58 PM
Secretary Of Orange for the Trump Administration.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on December 29, 2022, 08:01:50 PM
IT Director for the Secret Service.

Press Secretary for Marjory Taylor Green
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on December 29, 2022, 08:30:32 PM
Bravo Leader of Ensure Unit - Tasked to assure that President Biden never runs out of Ensure
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on December 30, 2022, 07:32:56 AM
Texas power grid laborer

Defense attorney for PG&E

Bernie Sanders’ hairstylist
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on December 30, 2022, 10:27:18 AM
 The one I left twenty years ago  :tdwn
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on January 03, 2023, 06:42:37 AM
NYC Rat Overlong

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/02/nyregion/nyc-rat-control-job.html
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on January 04, 2023, 06:45:16 AM
United States House of Representatives Timekeeper

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on January 06, 2023, 05:41:54 AM
Sorry, guys.  Things have been crazy.

United States House of Representatives Timekeeper
Winner!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on January 06, 2023, 06:39:12 AM
Thanks, Hef.

Standings:
jingle.boy   65
gmillerdrake   47
lonestar   25
Podaar   25
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   23
Stadler  16
Cool Chris   14
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Vmadera 3
hefdaddy42 3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Indiscipline 1
DragonAttack 1

New scene: The White House Chief of Staff walks into the oval office and says, "Mr. President, I've got some good news and some bad news..."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 06, 2023, 06:48:43 AM
The good news is the shitter is free; the bad news is that Kamala just dropped a bomb in there.

The good news is McCarthy hasn't won the vote yet; the bad news is that Pelosi is trying to find enough Dems to vote for him so she can make her Friday evening Pilates class.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 06, 2023, 07:21:07 AM
"The good news is we now have larger que cards with an easier font for you to regurgitate words off of, the bad news is you have no cognitive ability to actually read them....."

"The good news is you only have 669 more days of failing miserably as a president, The bad news is that orange a$$hole is trying to get back in here..."

"The good news is you're old and senile and won't remember this conversation,  the bad news is Elon now has access to Hunter's laptop as well......."

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on January 06, 2023, 07:50:36 AM
"The good news is that your super bowl party invites went out to everyone in congress, the bad news is everyone said yes. We'll need porta-patties".
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on January 08, 2023, 07:17:58 AM
"The good news is that your super bowl party invites went out to everyone in congress, the bad news is everyone said yes. We'll need porta-patties".

Winner.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on January 08, 2023, 08:48:40 PM
 :metal

Standings:
jingle.boy   65
gmillerdrake   47
lonestar   25
Podaar   25
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   23
Stadler  16
Cool Chris   14
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
Vmadera 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
hefdaddy42 3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Indiscipline 1
DragonAttack 1

New scene: You are invited as a guest speaker for a high school graduation. You get nervous and the first sentence you say is...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on January 08, 2023, 10:12:54 PM
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 09, 2023, 05:07:44 AM
"San Dimas High School Football Rules!"

"Would ya get a look at all the poontang here!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 09, 2023, 07:39:49 AM
"Wow....strange to be back here.....to think I got a BJ from the Home Economics teacher just right over there.........."

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on January 09, 2023, 09:23:11 AM
I was in jail and missed my graduation.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 09, 2023, 09:43:04 AM
"I  have to make this quick because 'technically' I'm not supposed to be within 1000 foot of any school"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 09, 2023, 10:09:34 AM
"Principal Peterson ... nice pants.  That was weird.  I take back what I said about those pants, okay? Not that they're not nice pants. I mean, of course they are. They're great pants, you know. I just don't want you to think that all I'm doing is looking at your pants. I'm also looking at your face, and-and your shirt, your tie, all of which are lovely. Like a manly kind of lovely. You know what I mean? Good Lord, I'm not making much sense, am I? I'm gonna laugh about that one tonight. And I'm sure you will, too, when you take those pants off tonight. Not that I'm thinking about you taking your pants off! Nothing could be further from the truth! I mean, well, now, don't get me wrong. You know, it's not like I would be grossed out if you took your pants off. Go ahead, run around naked for all I care! After all, you'll do whatever you want to do. You're Principal Peterson, for crying out loud!  ♪ With a knick knack paddy whack, give a dog a bone ♪ ♪ This old man came rolling home! ♪"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on January 09, 2023, 12:07:59 PM
"I  have to make this quick because 'technically' I'm not supposed to be within 1000 foot of any school"

 :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on January 09, 2023, 06:50:38 PM
Is jingle's quote a Big Bang Theory thing?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 09, 2023, 07:03:59 PM
Is jingle's quote a Big Bang Theory thing?

No
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on January 09, 2023, 07:27:08 PM
I googled Principal Peterson nice pants and got a couple results showing Sheldon. Another reference or did you type all that up?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on January 18, 2023, 08:24:21 AM
"Principal Peterson ... nice pants.  That was weird.  I take back what I said about those pants, okay? Not that they're not nice pants. I mean, of course they are. They're great pants, you know. I just don't want you to think that all I'm doing is looking at your pants. I'm also looking at your face, and-and your shirt, your tie, all of which are lovely. Like a manly kind of lovely. You know what I mean? Good Lord, I'm not making much sense, am I? I'm gonna laugh about that one tonight. And I'm sure you will, too, when you take those pants off tonight. Not that I'm thinking about you taking your pants off! Nothing could be further from the truth! I mean, well, now, don't get me wrong. You know, it's not like I would be grossed out if you took your pants off. Go ahead, run around naked for all I care! After all, you'll do whatever you want to do. You're Principal Peterson, for crying out loud!  ♪ With a knick knack paddy whack, give a dog a bone ♪ ♪ This old man came rolling home! ♪"

Sorry for the delay, but this is the kind of stuff I was thinking  :lol

You're up
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 18, 2023, 08:36:37 AM
"Principal Peterson ... nice pants.  That was weird.  I take back what I said about those pants, okay? Not that they're not nice pants. I mean, of course they are. They're great pants, you know. I just don't want you to think that all I'm doing is looking at your pants. I'm also looking at your face, and-and your shirt, your tie, all of which are lovely. Like a manly kind of lovely. You know what I mean? Good Lord, I'm not making much sense, am I? I'm gonna laugh about that one tonight. And I'm sure you will, too, when you take those pants off tonight. Not that I'm thinking about you taking your pants off! Nothing could be further from the truth! I mean, well, now, don't get me wrong. You know, it's not like I would be grossed out if you took your pants off. Go ahead, run around naked for all I care! After all, you'll do whatever you want to do. You're Principal Peterson, for crying out loud!  ♪ With a knick knack paddy whack, give a dog a bone ♪ ♪ This old man came rolling home! ♪"

Sorry for the delay, but this is the kind of stuff I was thinking  :lol

You're up

For those that didn't recognize it... it was Norm Peterson when he was hired on as a beer tester, and his final interview was with the President of the brewery.  Rebecca had convinced him he should be nervous and blow it - and he did.  Seemed to be the right fit for the scene.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on January 18, 2023, 09:07:46 AM
I didn't recognize it. Who in the hell is Norm Peterson?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 18, 2023, 11:57:57 AM
I didn't recognize it. Who in the hell is Norm Peterson?

This is easily the biggest wtf moment I've ever had with you.  You might as well have asked who Andy Moog is.

How is there any possible way you don't know who Norm Peterson is.  You're from Boston, ffs.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on January 18, 2023, 12:19:15 PM
Andy Moog played for the Oilers right? :neverusethis:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on January 18, 2023, 12:26:35 PM
Tim, Really? :lol

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on January 18, 2023, 03:03:17 PM
(https://www.themoviedb.org/t/p/w500/6qD0I3RPe2ivV5GdXgW3tJHSu1e.jpg)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 19, 2023, 04:45:18 AM
Standings:
jingle.boy   66
gmillerdrake   47
lonestar   25
Podaar   25
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   23
Stadler  16
Cool Chris   14
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
Vmadera 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
hefdaddy42 3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Indiscipline 1
DragonAttack 1

Things not to say on a first date.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on January 19, 2023, 06:32:59 AM
You're good looking! Our babies will be beautiful!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 19, 2023, 07:10:30 AM
You're so much more beautiful in person than when looking at you through the shrubbery and dirty glass of your bedroom window
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 19, 2023, 07:44:23 AM
So glad we could get together after my fever blister cleared up
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on January 19, 2023, 07:56:37 AM
Your boobies are much nicer than the girl I went out with this afternoon. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 19, 2023, 08:23:51 AM
So....after this, can you help me inspect this well I've been digging in my basement?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on January 19, 2023, 08:24:29 AM
I’m DragonAttack on DTF
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on January 19, 2023, 08:26:40 AM
Thank you for making time to go out with me tonight. I called your daughter first but she said she was unavailable.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on January 19, 2023, 09:13:11 AM
So if you come back home with me I just want to warn you that my dick is three inches long.


Wait, we’re still talking about the caption contest, right?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on January 19, 2023, 09:28:35 AM
Well I'm going to have the Happy Meal, what about you?
Hi Mum.
These plates are novelty.........normally I just eat off the floor.
Mind if I call you Babe?  Because you eat like a pig.
So do you like Winger?



Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on January 20, 2023, 08:42:02 AM
"Seriously, a whole rack of ribs? no wonder you look the way you do"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 20, 2023, 08:55:30 AM
So do you like Winger?

Winger winger, chicken dinger!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on January 22, 2023, 12:13:27 PM

Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2176 on: January 19, 2023, 04:45:18 AM »
Quote
Standings:
jingle.boy   66
gmillerdrake   47
lonestar   25
Podaar   25
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   23
Stadler  16
Cool Chris   14
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 5
Jarlaxle 4
Vmadera 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
hefdaddy42 3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Indiscipline 1
DragonAttack 1

Spectre manage to infiltrate Q branch with a spy and the first thing they do is lace all the canteen food with Magic Mushrooms.  So while he is trippin what is the gadget Q makes for Bond?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 22, 2023, 12:30:21 PM
Decoder ring for Scenes from a Hat suggestions
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 22, 2023, 12:58:45 PM
Red shirt, and brown pants.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on January 22, 2023, 01:46:03 PM
Portable instant STD testing kit.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on January 23, 2023, 05:43:57 AM
Martini seeking tie pin

Women-with-innuendo-names repelling aftershave
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on January 26, 2023, 05:01:37 AM
Portable instant STD testing kit.

Yeah that's the winner!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on January 26, 2023, 09:02:40 PM
jingle.boy   66
gmillerdrake   47
lonestar   25
Podaar   25
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   23
Stadler  16
Cool Chris   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 5
Jarlaxle 4
Vmadera 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
hefdaddy42 3
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While searching Joe Biden's home and offices for classified materials, they were stunned beyond belief when they found...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on January 26, 2023, 09:19:41 PM
The REAL Joe Biden sitting in a rocking chair reading fairy tales to one of Hunters bastard kids
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 27, 2023, 04:27:53 AM
Dwight Gooden’s rookie card.

14 skids of eggs

Betty White and Barbara Walters playing parcheesi.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on January 27, 2023, 06:10:58 AM
Gallery display of Obama's life
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 27, 2023, 07:38:40 AM
Dave Manchester
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on January 27, 2023, 08:50:52 AM
Mike Pence reading what Mike had brought
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on January 27, 2023, 09:07:41 AM
Dave Manchester

 :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on January 27, 2023, 09:46:22 AM
His memory.

A swear jar.

A stack of magazines named "Milf Hunters."  Hunter's collection obviously. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 27, 2023, 10:30:43 AM
Reapsta's manifesto.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on January 27, 2023, 10:56:36 AM
Jimmy Hoffa.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on January 27, 2023, 11:02:15 AM
Belly lint.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: lonestar on January 27, 2023, 11:15:24 AM
Reapsta's manifesto.

:clap:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 27, 2023, 11:25:37 AM
Joe Gatto eating fresh guac with hand rolled tortillas. Nom Nom.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on January 27, 2023, 11:51:43 AM
Joe Gatto eating fresh guac with hand rolled tortillas. Nom Nom.
:lol

Side note: I saw his show in December, and while I had a great time, I left the show feeling bad for him. He is clearly trying really hard to move on from everything that happened to him and it shows.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on January 27, 2023, 01:35:54 PM
Tim's shopping carts
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on January 27, 2023, 07:16:45 PM
Never heard of Joe Gatto.

I don't normally think of submissions when I submit a topic, but after I typed it in, I thought "Those 30,000 missing Hillary Clinton emails" and then I thought "Jimmy Hoffa."

So you are up Stadler.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on January 30, 2023, 07:03:46 AM
Joe Gatto eating fresh guac with hand rolled tortillas. Nom Nom.
:lol

Side note: I saw his show in December, and while I had a great time, I left the show feeling bad for him. He is clearly trying really hard to move on from everything that happened to him and it shows.

What was that?  The divorce?  Is he permanently out with the other guys?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on February 15, 2023, 06:02:56 AM
Jezuz H Christ on a popsicle-stick, Stadler. Pull your head out of the contrary trough for a few fuckin' seconds, and give us a new scene. SMH

So you are up Stadler.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on February 15, 2023, 06:35:29 AM
Can do.  Give me my morning coffee to come up with a scene...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 15, 2023, 07:54:11 AM
I vote Gregg gets a +1 credit in the standings for his post to Bill to get off his a$$  :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on February 15, 2023, 08:04:04 AM
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I found this list of failed ideas for this years Super Bowl commercials...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on February 15, 2023, 08:18:14 AM
Halftime performance with live vocals.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 15, 2023, 08:40:26 AM
Joe Biden on ‘Jeopardy’ trying to answer a True or False question
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on February 15, 2023, 08:46:13 AM
A kids party with non-alcoholic beer from Budweiser.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 15, 2023, 09:03:50 AM
A barber-shop quartet of Chris Murphy, Adam Schiff, Richard Blumenthal, and AOC ... with Bill Clinton on sax.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on February 15, 2023, 10:44:10 AM
Ron Jeremy's new commercial for HIMS
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: MetalJunkie on February 15, 2023, 01:20:35 PM
Roseanne Barr
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on February 16, 2023, 01:54:19 AM
Batmen : The Movie - Featuring ALL the Batmens.
A collection of mammoth turds (AKA Billy Joels 25 least shite song collection as voted for by the Dream Theater community.)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on February 16, 2023, 06:18:45 AM
Roseanne Barr

I think that was an ACTUAL commercial, though.  :). :) :) :) :) : )
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on February 16, 2023, 06:40:16 AM
Tom Brady giving Patrick Mahomes a hug and whispering in his ear "You're the goat now, you were always better than me and will be in the future"






...then Stadler wakes up from his nightmare shaking uncontrollably.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 16, 2023, 07:18:21 AM
Pronoun free dialogue

Gary Busey as the spokesperson
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on February 16, 2023, 07:50:35 AM
Tom Brady giving Patrick Mahomes a hug and whispering in his ear "You're the goat now, you were always better than me and will be in the future"






...then Stadler wakes up from his nightmare shaking uncontrollably.

Did you hack into my Alexa?!?!

Since that could actually be a real commercial, I'm giving this one the win.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on February 16, 2023, 08:05:06 AM
Tom Brady giving Patrick Mahomes a hug and whispering in his ear "You're the goat now, you were always better than me and will be in the future"






...then Stadler wakes up from his nightmare shaking uncontrollably.

Did you hack into my Alexa?!?!

Since that could actually be a real commercial, I'm giving this one the win.
;D









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Family friendly signs on the lawn

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on February 16, 2023, 08:41:41 AM
Honk if you don't hate your family
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on February 16, 2023, 09:12:22 AM
I've stuck this sign in Lorne Greene.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on February 16, 2023, 10:48:17 AM
Get Off My Lawn.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on February 16, 2023, 11:09:04 AM
As soon as you see me crap on your lawn, you're invited to have your dog do it on mine.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on February 16, 2023, 11:16:54 AM
Come inside with us  :heart
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 16, 2023, 11:58:01 AM
My Grass may be greener but my wife is much meaner
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 16, 2023, 12:24:18 PM
We keep our hedges trimmed.

Dandelion sanctuary.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 16, 2023, 01:18:38 PM
Free Pollenation Demonstrations behind the Garage
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on February 16, 2023, 03:17:14 PM
Tim! Rake up your leaves before the wind blows them over here!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on February 16, 2023, 03:34:46 PM
Tim! Rake up your leaves before the wind blows them over here!

That's an actual sign that my three neighbors across the street put up every fall.  :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on February 16, 2023, 09:18:58 PM
Tim! Rake up your leaves before the wind blows them over here!

What's hilarious about this is that I have a neighbor right across me who's name is Tim and we joke about the leaves. You're up!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on February 17, 2023, 05:58:26 AM
Thanks!

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Best-Man toasts that took a wrong turn.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 17, 2023, 06:02:57 AM
... then there was this one time, at band camp....

... and then there's the story of how he got the nickname "Sonic".
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on February 17, 2023, 06:41:10 AM
The scenario reminded me of this:

https://youtu.be/5hmdmUm99ZQ?t=71

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on February 17, 2023, 06:45:12 AM
As you all know, Jeff and I have been best friends since grade school.

But what many of you may NOT know, including Jeff if I'm being honest, is that I also go way back with Becky, if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on February 17, 2023, 07:39:11 AM
- So I'll bet you didn't know the bride was a magician.... yep, the last three men she took an engagement ring from disappeared!

- So it's nice to see the groom's roommates here.  His parents!   
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on February 19, 2023, 06:24:14 AM
I'll leave this open until tomorrow morning...see if we get more responses.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 19, 2023, 09:48:24 AM
……and I always thought their son looked more like Jeff’s brother Tom than him, but none of us really recall much from that weekend at Tahoe so Bless his soul for raising him as his own.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on February 20, 2023, 02:33:50 AM
Straight after the speech I'm starting a sweepstake outside for how long will it be before we see them on Jeremy Kyle...

Shall I tell you how much I love this guy?  He banged my Sister, He banged my Mother, and he tried to bang my Grandmother at her funeral - and yet we remain true friends. What a guy!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on February 20, 2023, 04:48:18 AM
As you all know, Jeff and I have been best friends since grade school.

But what many of you may NOT know, including Jeff if I'm being honest, is that I also go way back with Becky, if you know what I mean.

Winner!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on February 20, 2023, 10:09:51 AM
As you all know, Jeff and I have been best friends since grade school.

But what many of you may NOT know, including Jeff if I'm being honest, is that I also go way back with Becky, if you know what I mean.

Winner!
:djhef:

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Rejected ideas for the next new Star Wars show on Disney +
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on February 20, 2023, 10:13:04 AM
What If?  That Luke and Leia kiss on the platform WASN'T platonic!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 20, 2023, 10:35:02 AM
Hunting Endor  -  Follow groups of contracted hunters as they work tirelessly to hunt down evasive Ewok's in order to meet the demanding quotas set by the burgeoning galactic taste for the furry critters meat which is considered a delicacy. The younger Ewok's fetch a particularly high price.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on February 20, 2023, 10:39:30 AM
VH1 Behind The Music:  Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 20, 2023, 10:51:24 AM
Kinky Kyber Crystal's -     Kyber crystals aren't just for the force users of the Galaxy. Explore the sordid underworld of the galactic sex industry and the sex toys that are designed for and powered by the rare mineral.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 20, 2023, 10:59:42 AM
The Emperor's New Clothes - Behind the scenes look at the man who has crafted the Emperor's Black Hooded outfit for multiple decades and manages to keep his trusted position despite never altering the design.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 20, 2023, 11:55:34 AM
Gary’s on a roll. Combine his two addictions, and there’s no competing with him.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 20, 2023, 01:48:36 PM
The Real Housewives of Coruscant
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on February 20, 2023, 01:58:30 PM
Chewbacca wants to be referred to as They/Them/Theirs.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 20, 2023, 02:49:44 PM
So You Think You Can Hunt … hosted by Ted Nugent.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on February 20, 2023, 03:13:51 PM
Dancing With The Twi'lek Slaves!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on February 21, 2023, 02:56:23 AM
A new faction forms aligning with neither the Dark or Light side. Creating a more of a Binary neutral side wielding rainbow coloured Lightsabres.

Jedi Academy the musical.

Snow White and the 7 Ewoks.

 






Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 21, 2023, 08:19:53 AM
Squid Game: Dagobah
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 21, 2023, 11:11:45 AM
Big Brother - Kamino 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on February 21, 2023, 12:39:07 PM
Some good entries here so far.

OK if I pick the winner before end of day?  Or is that going too soon?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 21, 2023, 01:37:47 PM
Lifestyles of the Moist and Tanned.  Follow former Rancor keeper, Malakili as he tours the sandscapes of Tattooine, profiling the 7 farming families as they strive to fill this year's moisture quotas.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 21, 2023, 01:39:49 PM
Deadliest Snatch: Porg fishing
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 21, 2023, 01:40:24 PM
Deadliest Snatch Season 2: The Twi'lek Slaves
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on February 22, 2023, 08:39:39 AM
Deadliest Snatch: Porg fishing
This one made me audibly snort, something I am loath to do.

Winner!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 22, 2023, 12:07:19 PM
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Seems appropriate for today ....

Weird things to give up for Lent
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 22, 2023, 12:31:31 PM
Eating freshly clipped toe nails

Using dried skin as a Parmesan Cheese supplement
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on February 22, 2023, 12:58:49 PM
Posting in P/R
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on February 22, 2023, 01:24:22 PM
Using your home bathroom
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on February 22, 2023, 01:25:55 PM
Using any bathrooms.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 22, 2023, 02:08:18 PM
Posting in P/R

I didn't ask for the BEST things to give up for LENT.  :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on February 22, 2023, 02:15:59 PM
ITT jingle wants hef to stop posting in P/R
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 22, 2023, 02:19:15 PM
Heavy Mouth Breathing

Peeping Tom Date Night

Mayonnaise Baths
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 23, 2023, 11:54:46 AM
Tantric Masturbation
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on February 23, 2023, 12:07:46 PM
Dignity and self-respect
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on February 23, 2023, 12:08:59 PM
Talking to your spouse
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on February 23, 2023, 01:38:29 PM
Religion
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on February 23, 2023, 01:46:04 PM
Tantric Masturbation

Not a damn chance.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 23, 2023, 02:02:21 PM
Religion

The irony is rich with this one.

You win.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on February 23, 2023, 02:54:24 PM
Thanks, Brotatochip!

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Podaar   27
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Stadler  17
Cool Chris   15
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TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
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BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
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TheLordOfTheStrings   5
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Jonnybaxy   4
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Soupytwist 5
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Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
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Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Indiscipline 1
DragonAttack 1
faizoff 1

New Scene:

Pet names for a significant other gone wrong.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 23, 2023, 03:03:20 PM
Balls deep
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on February 23, 2023, 03:16:37 PM
Feetus.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on February 23, 2023, 04:57:32 PM
The ex wife’s first name

Slutbunny

Titzbedraggin’
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 23, 2023, 05:37:13 PM
Queef Breath

Insanity Plea

Rage Inducer
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on February 24, 2023, 07:05:44 AM
Sweet Butt
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on February 24, 2023, 08:01:11 AM
My BBQ (Bitch Be Queen)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on February 24, 2023, 08:04:58 AM
Lorena.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on February 24, 2023, 08:34:49 AM
Lorena.
Deep cut
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 24, 2023, 08:38:21 AM
Lorena.
Deep cut

Don't get snippy.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 24, 2023, 11:54:30 AM
Ho Bag
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on February 24, 2023, 12:27:02 PM
Y'all are cracking me up! Thanks for that.

This one though, considering the spelling, fuels my imagination and I've been chuckling at it since yesterday.

Feetus.

I can just imagine Tim climbing under cold winter covers and having the lovely Mrs. TAC playing footsie with him to help warm up the bed, only to have Tim whisper lamely, "Thanks my lovely little feet... us?"  :lol

You're up, Tim.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on February 24, 2023, 07:02:51 PM

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Soupytwist 5
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Jarlaxle 4
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Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Indiscipline 1
DragonAttack 1
faizoff 1

New Scene:

You walk into your boss's office to quit, and you open the door and there's a goat in the office as well. What do you say to your boss?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on February 24, 2023, 07:09:40 PM
I refuse to work another minute for this udderly ridiculous company!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 24, 2023, 07:52:58 PM
Holy shit!  You know Aaron Rodgers?!?!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on February 25, 2023, 07:54:00 AM
I'm quitting, but to show I'm a nice guy I'm going to give you some advice. Sheep don't fight back as much as goats.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on February 25, 2023, 08:40:55 AM
Is that your new escape goat?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on February 25, 2023, 09:46:29 AM
Hey, I didn't know you had any kids. Nice to meet you Junior.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on February 25, 2023, 12:48:32 PM
Mr. Brady, it's a pleasure to meet you.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 25, 2023, 07:36:39 PM
Is that an antler in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on February 25, 2023, 10:27:47 PM
So long Goatfucker!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on February 26, 2023, 05:29:03 PM
Is that an antler in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Nice! You're up Gary!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 26, 2023, 05:34:37 PM
 :tup Thanks Tim!

STANDINGS

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gmillerdrake   48
Podaar   27
lonestar   25
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kingshmegland   23
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TAC 11
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 5
hefdaddy42 4
Jarlaxle 4
Vmadera 4
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Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Indiscipline 1
DragonAttack 1
faizoff 1

New Scene:

Your wife puts you in charge of the ‘theme’ for the monthly dinner party with the neighbors…..you come up with….?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on February 26, 2023, 05:42:10 PM
Dream Theater drummer auditions.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 26, 2023, 07:46:16 PM
Converse like Craig Berube

Wrong answers only

Deodorant free dining
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on February 26, 2023, 08:37:55 PM
Debating the proper use of personal pronouns.

Grocery store cart returning etiquette.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on February 27, 2023, 05:58:52 AM
Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on February 27, 2023, 07:12:29 AM
Opposite Politics Night!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on February 27, 2023, 07:48:52 AM
Rusty Wind Instrument Orchestra
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on February 27, 2023, 08:34:09 AM
Rusty Wind Instrument Orchestra
Trombone?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on February 28, 2023, 07:01:48 AM
I'll let this go for a few more hours......
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on February 28, 2023, 07:09:19 AM
Spouse swap bingo
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 01, 2023, 07:18:51 AM
Grocery store cart returning etiquette.

Going with the deep cut here, you're up!  :tup
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on March 01, 2023, 07:19:47 PM
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El Barto   7
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Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
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LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 5
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Vmadera 4
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Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Indiscipline 1
DragonAttack 1
faizoff 1

Forget Quiet Quitting, that is so 2022. The new trend in the workplace is....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 01, 2023, 09:24:44 PM
Sexy Starting - Show up first day of work dressed to seduce and entice
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 01, 2023, 10:03:11 PM
Actually doing your job without being a whiny assed bitch.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on March 02, 2023, 07:18:34 AM
Drunken Delivery - Deliver at least one of your weekly metrics while chugging a six pack. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 02, 2023, 07:22:18 AM
Cubicle shitting.  Why get up?  Don't stop working!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 02, 2023, 08:23:30 AM
Costanza'g - naps under your desk.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 02, 2023, 11:16:05 AM
My Ass Was Harassed - File as many harassment charges as possible against as many high level executives as possible until one sticks and you win a major lawsuit

HR Roulette - Flip to a random page in your HR policy, whatever policy it is....immediately violate it and see what happens
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 02, 2023, 01:22:40 PM
Sexual Harassment Fridays!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 02, 2023, 01:29:41 PM
False Accusation Fridays.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 02, 2023, 01:51:05 PM
Spin the Bottle Happy Hour
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 02, 2023, 03:01:54 PM
Glory Hole breakout room.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 02, 2023, 03:06:45 PM
Odious Opining
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on March 02, 2023, 07:45:50 PM
Cubicle shitting.  Why get up?  Don't stop working!

The bluntness of this one makes it a winner for me.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 03, 2023, 07:23:59 AM
Cubicle shitting.  Why get up?  Don't stop working!

The bluntness of this one makes it a winner for me.
:lol


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Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
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Jonnybaxy   4
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Soupytwist 5
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Vmadera 4
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Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Indiscipline 1
DragonAttack 1
faizoff 1


Lesser well-known sequels to classic films
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 03, 2023, 07:32:43 AM
Peacefully Pass - Follow John McClane in his last few weeks of life at Hospice 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 03, 2023, 07:45:54 AM
Gone With The Way of the Water

The Maltese Pigeon

Schindler's To Do List

The Grapes of Gluttony

Okfellas
Greatfellas
DTFellas
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 03, 2023, 07:53:05 AM
Hold the Pulp Fiction

Low Orbit Wars

Slow Dances with Prarie Dogs

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 03, 2023, 09:29:22 AM
Children of the Soybean Patch

Mission Very Accomplishable
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 03, 2023, 10:06:19 AM
Andromeda Vaccination

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, The Fat, and the Tall

The Bourne Impotency


























Juan Spewed Over the Cuckold's Chest
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 03, 2023, 10:08:34 AM
Suggest we keep this clean so that someone might be able to use the "Pron movie title adaptations" as a future scene  ;) :D
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 03, 2023, 10:15:59 AM
Suggest we keep this clean so that someone might be able to use the "Pron movie title adaptations" as a future scene  ;) :D

Ha! I was thinking that Gregg just used his search history to populate a reply.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 03, 2023, 10:21:21 AM
Suggest we keep this clean so that someone might be able to use the "Pron movie title adaptations" as a future scene  ;) :D
:lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 03, 2023, 11:24:31 AM
Suggest we keep this clean so that someone might be able to use the "Pron movie title adaptations" as a future scene  ;) :D

Ha! I was thinking that Gregg just used his search history to populate a reply.

Nah. I've just never forgiven Chad for giving the victory to someone else in spite of my superior submission. I've been waiting for an excuse to use it again.  :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 03, 2023, 11:47:13 AM
Suggest we keep this clean so that someone might be able to use the "Pron movie title adaptations" as a future scene  ;) :D

Ha! I was thinking that Gregg just used his search history to populate a reply.

Nah. I've just never forgiven Chad for giving the victory to someone else in spite of my superior submission. I've been waiting for an excuse to use it again.  :lol

He does that a lot  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on March 03, 2023, 01:37:07 PM
The Big Lebowski and the world of pain
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 03, 2023, 01:57:39 PM
Suggest we keep this clean so that someone might be able to use the "Pron movie title adaptations" as a future scene  ;) :D

Ha! I was thinking that Gregg just used his search history to populate a reply.

Nah. I've just never forgiven Chad for giving the victory to someone else in spite of my superior submission. I've been waiting for an excuse to use it again.  :lol

Man you got a long memory.  I did a search, and that goes back to page 14 on the ORIGINAL Scenes thread.  Wow.  Guess we can't do that topic again!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 06, 2023, 08:49:34 AM
Schindler's To Do List
Winner!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 06, 2023, 09:38:50 AM
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gmillerdrake   48
Podaar   27
lonestar   25
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   23
Stadler  17
Cool Chris   16
TAC 11
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
hefdaddy42 5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 5
Jarlaxle 4
Vmadera 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Indiscipline 1
DragonAttack 1
faizoff 1


Commandments that didn't make the Top 10
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 06, 2023, 10:08:55 AM
Thou shalt not use 'thou shalt not' in proclaiming commandments. It's weird......

Don't be dicks to each other.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on March 06, 2023, 10:26:42 AM
Thou shalt not ruin the "Political Humor" thread with "serious topics". 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 06, 2023, 10:38:53 AM
Simon Says boil drinking water
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on March 06, 2023, 10:42:50 AM
Thou shall always return your shopping cart...



Sorry, I had to :P
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on March 06, 2023, 09:21:14 PM
Do not thank me after your team wins. I had nothing to do with it.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 07, 2023, 04:59:07 AM
Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on March 07, 2023, 09:28:54 AM
Thou shalt not covet thine ex-roommate's netflix password.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 07, 2023, 10:08:57 AM
Don't be dicks to each other.

This should've been #1.  Yer up Gare
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on March 07, 2023, 10:24:34 AM
Do not thank me after your team wins. I had nothing to do with it.

One of my favorite quotes:  "I never heard a ballplayer thanking god after going 0-fer-4 with three strikeouts."  Sparky Anderson
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 08, 2023, 07:14:30 AM
Thanks Chad......sorry for the delay fellas.



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Podaar   27
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TempusVox 23
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Cool Chris   16
TAC 11
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
hefdaddy42 5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 5
Jarlaxle 4
Vmadera 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Indiscipline 1
DragonAttack 1
faizoff 1

Next Scene:

First sentence or two in your closing argument 'defending' an un-defendable client who is 1000% guilty of the crime they've been accused of.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on March 08, 2023, 07:27:23 AM
"Picture yourself on a boat in a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies."


"The Defendant, Mr. Orenthal James Simpson, is now afforded an opportunity to argue the case, if you will, but I'm not going to argue with you, ladies and gentlemen. What I'm going to do is to try and discuss the reasonable inferences which I feel can be drawn from this evidence. "
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 08, 2023, 07:55:31 AM
I'm only doing this for the paycheque.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 08, 2023, 08:28:45 AM
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, as a reminder, in all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an IMPARTIAL jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defense.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 08, 2023, 08:46:55 AM
"Look, he did it, ok?..."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 08, 2023, 09:19:05 AM
Can we just wrap this up?  The Leafs are on tonight.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 08, 2023, 09:24:26 AM
Can we just wrap this up?  The Leafs are on tonight.

 :metal
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 13, 2023, 09:31:46 AM
Gimme a couple more….I’ll pick today
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on March 13, 2023, 08:42:57 PM
Can we just all agree that the victim had it coming to him? He was an asshole.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 13, 2023, 08:44:41 PM
Fuck this noise…bring out the white women!!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 14, 2023, 08:14:00 AM
Sorry for the delay fellas…….started a new job and have been scrambling.

This one was my style……

Can we just all agree that the victim had it coming to him? He was an asshole.

You’re up!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on March 14, 2023, 08:24:24 AM
Thank you, your honor. I am off to work, will post later today.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on March 14, 2023, 09:00:39 PM
With the collapse of the Silicon Valley Bank, Congress is imposing a new law on banks that states...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 18, 2023, 09:45:57 AM
"Stop hiring people that have zero background in finance or business management to run multi-billion dollar institutions"

Monopoly money to be used on all insider trading and other illegal transactions
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on March 18, 2023, 10:23:07 AM
Ok well that's one submission.... Winner by default?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 18, 2023, 10:44:39 AM
Ok well that's one submission.... Winner by default?

Ehh….let it go the weekend and se if there are a few more.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 18, 2023, 04:26:09 PM
Money is obsolete.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 18, 2023, 04:29:04 PM
Every customer gets a lollipop.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on March 18, 2023, 05:13:01 PM
In the event of a bank collapse, the government shall bail out the affected institutions, as long as the CEOs pinky swear they did their best to avoid the collapse.

In the event of a bank collapse, all affected institutions must issue a statements that begins with " so what had happened was..."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 18, 2023, 06:11:33 PM
It's fixed.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on March 20, 2023, 08:09:30 PM
Every customer gets a lollipop.

This made me chuckle. Reminded me of this bit from Seinfeld, where every client was supposed to get a "hello."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN6cJ_wGmsk

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on March 21, 2023, 09:06:34 AM
Bankers must first perform at least 50 hours of on site training with monopoly money before they are allowed access to the securities market.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 21, 2023, 09:11:26 AM
Can you count?

You're hired!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on March 21, 2023, 10:15:55 AM
Sorry guys I wasn't clear TAC wins this round.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on March 21, 2023, 10:21:14 AM
I DIDNT HEAR NO BELL.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 21, 2023, 10:24:00 AM
I DIDNT HEAR NO BELL.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on March 21, 2023, 11:27:52 AM
(https://y.yarn.co/d927b367-862e-415b-adb6-ee933a32796b_text.gif)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 21, 2023, 01:30:23 PM
Sorry guys I wasn't clear TAC wins this round.

That's okay, I wasn't clear who was even running the scene...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 21, 2023, 03:39:31 PM
jingle.boy   68
gmillerdrake   49
Podaar   27
lonestar   25
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   23
Stadler  17
Cool Chris   17
TAC 12
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
hefdaddy42 5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 5
Jarlaxle 4
Vmadera 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Indiscipline 1
DragonAttack 1
faizoff 1

Next Scene:

You have announced your candidacy for President of DTF. What is your election slogan?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on March 21, 2023, 05:05:44 PM
Vute kingshtmglsnd 2025?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on March 21, 2023, 06:02:19 PM
Make Dream Theater Portnoy-ish again
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on March 21, 2023, 06:06:06 PM
As my first act as president, I will issue an order stating anyone in the 'Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes' thread who only has 1 point shall not be included by name in the point totals at the start of each new round.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on March 21, 2023, 06:43:12 PM
In the interest of diversity, equity, and inclusion, I declare each page of the Official Iron Maiden Discussion Thread must feature dialogue on Blaze Bayley and his contributions to the band.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on March 21, 2023, 06:54:40 PM
She's only seventeen, Daddy says she's too young but she's old enough for me.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on March 22, 2023, 03:51:02 AM
Dream Theater deserves Moore.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on March 22, 2023, 06:10:43 AM
Dream Theater deserves Moore.
:clap:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on March 22, 2023, 06:11:00 AM
Pointing out the unfunny since 2014! 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on March 22, 2023, 06:25:29 AM
DTF: We give you more J-Metal per metric ton.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 22, 2023, 07:19:14 AM
If elected, I will accept the demotion.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 28, 2023, 08:31:42 PM
Win if you can, lose if you must, but always update a thread in a timely manner.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 29, 2023, 07:35:28 AM
Win if you can, lose if you must, but always update a thread in a timely manner.
lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 29, 2023, 07:41:18 AM
In the interest of diversity, equity, and inclusion, I declare each page of the Official Iron Maiden Discussion Thread must feature dialogue on Blaze Bayley and his contributions to the band.


We were off to a great start, but this one made me laugh.

You're up Chris!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on March 29, 2023, 11:29:27 PM
In the interest of diversity, equity, and inclusion, I declare each page of the Official Iron Maiden Discussion Thread must feature dialogue on Blaze Bayley and his contributions to the band.


We were off to a great start, but this one made me laugh.

You're up Chris!

So yeah. bad timing on that one with the news about his health...

Anyhoo...

MLB's opening day is Thursday, and this season they are instituting some new rules to help spark fan interest. The best idea for making the sport more exciting that won't be implemented this season would be...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 30, 2023, 04:43:51 AM
Dress in drag
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on March 30, 2023, 05:01:59 AM
An obstacle course will be implemented between 3rd and 4th base.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on March 30, 2023, 06:01:21 AM
Ball boys in speedos and ball girls in bikinis. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 30, 2023, 06:25:00 AM
Underhand pitching.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on March 30, 2023, 06:28:45 AM
Everytime someone gets a homerun, the defense team must meet by second base and perform the chicken dance. If the homerun is a grand slam, then they dance to Thriller instead.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on March 30, 2023, 06:51:37 AM
Mandatory 6" stiletto footwear
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 30, 2023, 08:39:22 AM
Did some clean up and Added Cool Chris's last two wins.......

STANDINGS

jingle.boy - 68
gmillerdrake - 49
Podaar - 27
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
kingshmegland - 23
Stadler -17
Cool Chris - 18
TAC - 11
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Snow Dog, Zydar, El Barto - 7
JayOctavarium - 6
Soupytwist, LeeHarveyKennedy, MetalJunkie, TheLordOfTheStrings, hefdaddy42  - 5
Vmadera, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Faizoff, Dragon Attack, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken  , chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 30, 2023, 08:43:06 AM
Five players from each team and one catcher from each team on the field at once, the field is shortened to 200' long and 85' wide, boards surround the field, the field is flooded with water and then frozen......the players then put ice skates on and instead of bats they use long sticks with blades to hit not the baseball....but a small galvanized piece of rubber into nets at opposite sides of the filed that are protected by the catchers.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 30, 2023, 08:47:39 AM
Did some clean up and Added Cool Chris's last two wins.......

STANDINGS

jingle.boy - 68
gmillerdrake - 49
Podaar - 27
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
kingshmegland - 23
Stadler -17
Cool Chris - 18
TAC - 11
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Snow Dog, Zydar, El Barto - 7
JayOctavarium - 6
Soupytwist, LeeHarveyKennedy, MetalJunkie, TheLordOfTheStrings, hefdaddy42  - 5
Vmadera, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Faizoff, Dragon Attack, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken  , chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

I be added a win to Chris when I posted mine.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 30, 2023, 08:54:01 AM
corrected.....

STANDINGS

jingle.boy - 68
gmillerdrake - 49
Podaar - 27
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
kingshmegland - 23
Stadler -17
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 11
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Snow Dog, Zydar, El Barto - 7
JayOctavarium - 6
Soupytwist, LeeHarveyKennedy, MetalJunkie, TheLordOfTheStrings, hefdaddy42  - 5
Vmadera, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Faizoff, Dragon Attack, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken  , chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1


Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on March 30, 2023, 08:58:21 AM
For even numbered inning, a football shaped ball will be used instead.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 30, 2023, 09:05:32 AM
If we have to go to extra innings, we will switch directions.  Run to third base first, then second, then first, then home.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 30, 2023, 09:06:42 AM
You pick up a giant Teddy Bear rounding third when you hit a home run.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 30, 2023, 09:11:14 AM
During the 7th inning stretch, all players do a line of coke to make things interesting to close out the game.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on March 30, 2023, 09:19:46 AM
Instead of umpires saying “You’re out” they now say “ Get the fuck outta here!”
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 30, 2023, 09:23:43 AM
Foul balls are now redeemable for $20 at all concession stands.

(our little league fields did this back in the day....it wasn't $20 though they were worth a quarter)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 30, 2023, 09:26:45 AM
Chewing tobacco is replaced with Ayahuasca leaves
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on March 30, 2023, 09:37:22 AM
During the 7th inning stretch, all players do a line of coke to make things interesting to close out the game.

Didn't half the teams in the early 80s try this already?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on March 30, 2023, 09:59:23 AM
Silly walks to first base.
Michael Jackson slide to second base.
The Hustle to third base.
Runway walks to home.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on March 30, 2023, 10:07:12 AM
Pitcher can move forward seven paces and pitch to one batter per inning with a whiffle ball.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 30, 2023, 10:39:12 AM
If we have to go to extra innings, we will switch directions.  Run to third base first, then second, then first, then home.

Better yet, batter's choice as to which direction he wants to take.  Each and every at-bat.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on March 30, 2023, 11:01:30 AM
Suicide squeeze is now allowed on umps.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 30, 2023, 11:04:27 AM
Boobs.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on March 30, 2023, 11:06:50 AM
Boobs.
When the temperature reaches 90 degrees, players are allowed to play shirtless.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on March 30, 2023, 11:09:45 AM
Boobs.

That's a double.  Also 2nd base.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on March 30, 2023, 03:03:08 PM
Boobs.
When the temperature reaches 90 degrees, players are allowed to play shirtless.

Hummidititties!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 31, 2023, 06:24:46 AM
Boobs.

That's a double.  Also 2nd base.
This guy knows what's up.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on March 31, 2023, 06:31:00 PM
And with that gmillerdrake is half way to the century mark!

During the 7th inning stretch, all players do a line of coke to make things interesting to close out the game.

ingle.boy - 68
gmillerdrake - 50
Podaar - 27
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
kingshmegland - 23
Stadler -17
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 11
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Snow Dog, Zydar, El Barto - 7
JayOctavarium - 6
Soupytwist, LeeHarveyKennedy, MetalJunkie, TheLordOfTheStrings, hefdaddy42  - 5
Vmadera, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Faizoff, Dragon Attack, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken  , chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 01, 2023, 10:03:44 AM
 Well…..thank you, lots of good ones in that batch.


Next Scene:

Replace or Add a word in a TV Show, Movie or popular song title to create a more mischievous or provocative title.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on April 01, 2023, 10:54:45 AM
Field of Wet Dreams

(the first of a hundred titles this round should get)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on April 01, 2023, 11:24:15 AM
Field of Wet Dreams

If you build it, they will come.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on April 01, 2023, 11:25:54 AM
Breakfast at Tiffany's Sister's.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 02, 2023, 01:36:07 AM
Sex Toy Story
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on April 02, 2023, 03:15:47 AM

Pile Driving Miss Daisy
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 02, 2023, 04:37:18 AM
Star Trek: Deep Space Sixty-Nine

Shadow and His Bone

Bachelor: The Mandalorian

The Black Book of Boba Fett

He/She-Hulk

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 02, 2023, 08:59:01 AM
Star Whores


Close Encounters Of The Third Hole


Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on April 02, 2023, 09:13:45 AM
Long Weapon

Plow Hard

Big Trouble in Little 'Gina.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on April 02, 2023, 09:23:45 AM
Mr. Robot's doctor
Game of shitty thrones
True/False Detective
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 02, 2023, 09:24:55 AM
Monday Night Raw Dog
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 02, 2023, 09:25:49 AM
Eat The Parents
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 02, 2023, 11:08:31 AM
Prematurely Fast and Furious
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on April 02, 2023, 01:00:40 PM
Game of Porcelin Thrones

Big Gang Bang Theory

(Gotta say, though, best one in awhile.  There’s like five or six that are stone cold winners here.)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 02, 2023, 01:15:26 PM
Barney Driller
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 02, 2023, 01:15:42 PM
The Golden Shower Girls
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on April 02, 2023, 03:34:53 PM
Tax Return of the Jedi.
There Will be Menstrual Blood.
Watchmen Masturbate.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 02, 2023, 03:41:49 PM
Herpie The Love Bug
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on April 02, 2023, 04:14:11 PM
Tax Return of the Jedi.

That humored me a heck of a lot.more than I would have anticipated.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on April 02, 2023, 07:18:49 PM
Tax Return of the Jedi.
There Will be Menstrual Blood.
Watchmen Masturbate.

These are pure gold.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 02, 2023, 09:41:31 PM

The Empire Strikes Bareback

The Shawshank Skank Redemption

The Good, The Bad, and the Butt Ugly

Snow White Bangs the Seven Dwarfs
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on April 02, 2023, 09:55:40 PM
2 Girls 1 Tin Cup
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Post by: wolfking on April 02, 2023, 09:57:48 PM
Just realised I did it wrong, whoops.
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Post by: Podaar on April 02, 2023, 09:59:52 PM
Men in Black Women
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Highway
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on April 03, 2023, 05:22:38 AM
Parking Nightmare on Elm Street.
Shang Chi and the Legend of the Cock Rings.
Batman Begins Dogging.
101 Squashed Dalmatians
 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 03, 2023, 06:03:56 AM
Schindler's Shopping List
The Third Man In
Dances Dirty with Wolves

Batman Returns Purchases (with apologies to soupytwist)

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on April 03, 2023, 06:08:10 AM
Four weddings at a funeral

Pillow Fight Club

The Da Vinci Bro-Code

The Devil Wears Jordans

Some Kind of Wonderful Butt
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 03, 2023, 07:12:09 AM
Freddy Got Fingered Again
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 03, 2023, 07:42:37 AM
I gotta be honest.....I have no idea how to pick a winner this round. Nearly every one of these are GOLD.......
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 03, 2023, 09:00:20 AM
Schindler's Lust
Lawrence of the Labia
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Together Again
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 03, 2023, 09:08:41 AM
Cherry Poppins
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Post by: King Postwhore on April 03, 2023, 09:09:00 AM
Chino Chino Bang Bang
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Post by: Lonk on April 03, 2023, 09:09:52 AM
Cats Independence Day
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 03, 2023, 09:17:51 AM
Alright....I'm making an executive decision here and awarding a point for everyone. There are WAY too many good ones here for one victor.

However, Soupytwist gets to pick the next Scene for his 'Tax Return of the Jedi'

Updated Standings

ingle.boy - 69
gmillerdrake - 50
Podaar - 28
lonestar - 25
kingshmegland - 24
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Snow Dog, Zydar, El Barto - 7
JayOctavarium - 6
Hefdaddy42- 6
Soupytwist - 6
MetalJunkie - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Vmadera - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, Dragon Attack, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
XJDenton, wolfking,  Vmadera00, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken  , chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 03, 2023, 09:36:46 AM
Dammit, I just came here to post, "Ferris Bueller's Getting Off"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 03, 2023, 11:35:10 AM
Dammit, I just came here to post, "Ferris Bueller's Getting Off"
:lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on April 03, 2023, 01:30:56 PM
By-Tor and the Snow Cone

The Waddams Family
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on April 04, 2023, 01:25:15 AM
Cool!

Next Scene :

James Bond films are full of innuendo laced female character names such as - Pussy Galore, Plenty O'Toole, Holly Goodhead, and Xenia Onatopp.  Come up with a new Bond girl name.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 04, 2023, 03:24:40 AM
Boskalicious
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 04, 2023, 05:26:41 AM
Kartrea Turner.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on April 04, 2023, 05:29:49 AM
Wilbeth Wheelbarrow.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on April 04, 2023, 06:09:09 AM
Ana Lee
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Post by: Stadler on April 04, 2023, 06:40:54 AM
Nita Fuselage
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Post by: Zydar on April 04, 2023, 06:43:09 AM
Ivana Humpalot
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on April 04, 2023, 06:59:52 AM
Doggy Kathleen
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 04, 2023, 07:24:18 AM
Dina Mo Hummer

Ilene Dover

Infruma Behind


Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 04, 2023, 07:33:53 AM
Eysucya DicNow
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 04, 2023, 12:11:44 PM
Tits McGhee
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Post by: faizoff on April 04, 2023, 12:30:18 PM
Dumi Nao
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Post by: jingle.boy on April 04, 2023, 01:43:07 PM
Ben Dover (she/her)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on April 04, 2023, 01:52:16 PM
Aurora Peepshow
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 04, 2023, 01:53:26 PM
Yes Period
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 04, 2023, 02:30:03 PM
Muffy Mulva
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 04, 2023, 03:56:48 PM
Poppy Cerise
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 04, 2023, 04:01:37 PM
Kingshmegland
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 04, 2023, 04:30:34 PM
Imas Quirter
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 05, 2023, 08:37:56 AM
Assy McAss Face
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 06, 2023, 09:52:46 AM
Sally Sweetcooter
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on April 06, 2023, 11:12:17 AM
Grumpy McTac.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 06, 2023, 12:10:55 PM
Grumpy McTac.

No real names!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 06, 2023, 02:03:52 PM
Ka-Ress Yornutz
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on April 07, 2023, 11:57:29 AM
Sally Sweetcooter

Now that actually may be a real Bond girl name...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on April 07, 2023, 01:44:32 PM
Storm Fontaine
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on April 07, 2023, 09:04:13 PM
Honey Potter

Filma Buttle

Flower DeFyle
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on April 08, 2023, 12:44:07 AM
Lots of funny ones the winner is

Imas Quirter

Took me a few seconds to work it out, then caused me a fit of giggles.


Updated Standings

ingle.boy - 69
gmillerdrake - 51
Podaar - 28
lonestar - 25
kingshmegland - 24
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Snow Dog, Zydar, El Barto - 7
JayOctavarium - 6
Hefdaddy42- 6
Soupytwist - 6
MetalJunkie - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Vmadera - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, Dragon Attack, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
XJDenton, wolfking,  Vmadera00, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken  , chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 08, 2023, 07:39:11 AM
the winner is

Imas Quirter

Took me a few seconds to work it out, then caused me a fit of giggles.

Really? It seems like a bit of a stretch to me. I like the entries that sounded like they could be real names... like... Anita Dickensyde
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on April 08, 2023, 07:45:32 AM
 :D :D :tup

(well, my offering that used a DT song title didn't work, but Ima did make me laugh as well....)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 08, 2023, 10:19:24 AM
Well OK then, thanks  :tup


Next Scene:

Wrong/Inappropriate things to say at a eulogy
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on April 09, 2023, 05:19:42 AM
"Wow, this crowd is as dead as my mom is." *rimshot*
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on April 09, 2023, 07:27:07 AM
I'm sorry for your loss.  What's your phone number again?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on April 09, 2023, 07:27:32 AM
You look hot in black.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on April 09, 2023, 07:50:26 AM
** Walks up to the person giving the eulogy and slaps them side the head. **
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on April 09, 2023, 08:21:05 AM
"I can feel him looking down on us,  like the condescending bastard he always was".

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 09, 2023, 08:18:59 PM
Mom didn’t really sweat much for a fat woman.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on April 09, 2023, 09:25:38 PM
It took us long, but we are finally here.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on April 09, 2023, 09:39:29 PM
Not a "scene" but one of Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck..." quips was "if you ever cracked a beer during a eulogy..."

Also not a scene, but reminds me of a joke I heard about a young lady who got tired of her old Grandmother saying to her "You're next" anytime they went to a wedding. So one time when they were at a funeral, the young lady said to her Grandma "You're next." 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on April 10, 2023, 12:36:59 PM
Al was a lucky man.  It took me 7 times to kill him.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 10, 2023, 01:18:43 PM
The guy gave a great blowjob.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 10, 2023, 02:40:17 PM
Bill told me how he grew up in Arkansas, where the men are men and the sheep are scared.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 11, 2023, 09:12:52 AM
Mom didn’t really sweat much for a fat woman.

Winna!     You're up Gregg  :tup




Updated Standings

ingle.boy - 69
gmillerdrake - 51
Podaar - 29
lonestar - 25
kingshmegland - 24
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Snow Dog, Zydar, El Barto - 7
JayOctavarium - 6
Hefdaddy42- 6
Soupytwist - 6
MetalJunkie - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Vmadera - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, Dragon Attack, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
XJDenton, wolfking,  Vmadera00, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken  , chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 11, 2023, 11:22:38 AM
Thanks, my man!

New Scene:

Two-thousand and twenty-three years ago, an angel of the Lord descended from heaven, and came and rolled back the stone from the door, and sat upon it, and said...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 11, 2023, 11:26:19 AM
Man alive do I have to pinch the mother of all loaves!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 11, 2023, 01:41:25 PM
You're never going to believe this but........
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on April 11, 2023, 01:48:57 PM
Nail me to a cross if I have to move that rock again.  Jesus.



Thankfully I had my Jesusaide to boost my God muscles.



Jerusalem really gives you the swamp ass, rolling rocks.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 11, 2023, 01:50:45 PM
...the main reason I could move that stone was because I'm a vegan and I do cross fit.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 11, 2023, 01:54:27 PM
I actually moved that my dick.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on April 11, 2023, 08:51:48 PM
"Heeeeeere's Johnny!"

"Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on April 11, 2023, 08:53:25 PM
Thanks, my man!

New Scene:

Two-thousand and twenty-three years ago, an angel of the Lord descended from heaven, and came and rolled back the stone from the door, and sat upon it, and said...

I'm too old for this shit.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on April 11, 2023, 11:32:01 PM
Hail Satan!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 12, 2023, 06:18:01 AM
Anyone got a Bud Light?

The last thing I remember was telling her to “calm down”
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on April 12, 2023, 05:25:51 PM
Two-thousand and twenty-three years ago, an angel of the Lord descended from heaven, and came and rolled back the stone from the door, and sat upon it, and said...

'OK, who snuck in the chocolate eggs?'

'Before you depart, let's pray one rosary.  It's the newest version, fresh off the presses.  Look at what we've attached to the end.  You like?'
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 13, 2023, 09:35:04 AM
Man, am I glad there are no bunnies around today.  I hate bunnies.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 13, 2023, 10:15:00 AM
The disciples said to meet them at the stone so we could smoke up the rest of that Myrrh
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 13, 2023, 10:18:09 AM
Who wants to earn their wings today?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on April 13, 2023, 10:28:39 AM
Man, am I glad there are no bunnies around today.  I hate bunnies.

I was thinking of adding something along those lines. :tup

A couple more:

'I know I was supposed to get you Thursday night, but there's no GPS towers around here.  What did I miss?'

'I just flew down from Heaven.....and man, are my wings tired!'  <rim shot>
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 13, 2023, 01:12:15 PM
Thanks guys, I really enjoyed everyone's responses. Still, I do need to choose just one.

'OK, who snuck in the chocolate eggs?'

I choose you.

Updated Standings

Jingle.boy - 69
gmillerdrake - 51
Podaar - 29
lonestar - 25
kingshmegland - 24
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Snow Dog, Zydar, El Barto - 7
JayOctavarium - 6
Hefdaddy42- 6
Soupytwist - 6
MetalJunkie - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Vmadera - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
XJDenton, wolfking,  Vmadera00, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken  , chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on April 14, 2023, 04:49:10 AM
Praise cheeses! ;)

You are the commissioner of the newly formed WTFL.  Your objective is to come up with (in)appropriate badly named sports teams.  The more alliterative or semi alliterative, the better    (ie  Baltimore Murders, Towson Titmice)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 14, 2023, 05:22:59 AM
Washington Foreskins
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on April 14, 2023, 05:37:36 AM
New England Rasists.

N.Y. Towers

Arizona AR-15's

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 14, 2023, 05:54:51 AM
Utah Godbotherers

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on April 14, 2023, 06:56:57 AM
Jacksonville Jack Offs.
New England Brexiteers.
Buffalo Bisons.
Iowa Incest.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on April 14, 2023, 06:58:32 AM
Tampa Pussy Pirates
Washington Cum-in-ur-undies
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 14, 2023, 08:05:58 AM
Tennessee Clansmen
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 14, 2023, 09:27:41 AM
Cincinnati Climax

Orlando Orgasms

Cleveland Steamers



Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on April 14, 2023, 09:30:41 AM
San José Snowflakes.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 14, 2023, 09:41:42 AM
Tallahassee Tallywhackers

San Antonio Gringo's
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 14, 2023, 06:17:13 PM
Baltimore Whoreioles
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on April 14, 2023, 06:25:45 PM
Debbie Does Dallas Cowboys

San Francisco 69ers

Pittsburgh Strippers
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on April 15, 2023, 03:00:08 PM
Buffalo Bisons.


Are you a Norfolk Tides fan that hates the Bisons?  :D

There actually was a WFL team called the Shreveport Steamer.   :facepalm:

Updated Standings

Jingle.boy - 69
gmillerdrake - 51
Podaar - 29
lonestar - 25
kingshmegland - 25 (or whoosie whatever)
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Snow Dog, Zydar, El Barto - 7
JayOctavarium - 6
Hefdaddy42- 6
Soupytwist - 7
MetalJunkie - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Vmadera - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, wolfking -  2
XJDenton,  Vmadera00, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken  , chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1


'Foreskins' gave me the biggest laugh, 'Jack offs' was alliterative, and  'AR-15s' and 'Towers' were sadly on point (1 point to the participants), but I'll go with

San Francisco 69ers


Kade, you're next!

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 15, 2023, 04:36:18 PM
DA, you should have seen the ideas that Kade and I discussed in PM that we deemed inappropriate for general consumption.  :omg:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 15, 2023, 05:14:19 PM
Da fuq!?!?  Nothing is inappropriate for this group!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on April 15, 2023, 07:10:39 PM
Chad, I was waiting for a couple from you.

Post them, Podaar. Use an a**terisk or two if needed
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 15, 2023, 07:36:29 PM
Chad, I was waiting for a couple from you.

Sorry man.  I've been wearing milk-bone underwear lately (if you get the Peterson-ism)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on April 16, 2023, 03:49:56 AM
Oh wow!  Ok, this is the second time I've actually answered a question!  I'll have to look at the OP for the rules here.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on April 16, 2023, 03:53:20 AM
Alright, keeping in crude territory;

Your partner comes home from shopping and walks in on you butt naked jerking off while sniffing her underwear while watching porn.  And you say.....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 16, 2023, 05:08:53 AM
Did you remember the milk?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on April 16, 2023, 05:55:44 AM
‘Not my fault that you didn’t do the laundry before you left.’

‘Heeeeere’s Johnny!’

‘Sorry, I forgot my DTF password, so….’
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 16, 2023, 06:14:34 AM
I was thinking of you, really
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 16, 2023, 06:16:56 AM
Your partner comes home from shopping and walks in on you butt naked jerking off while sniffing her underwear while watching porn. ..

Did you mean to post this in the Exasperating Thread?  ;D
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 16, 2023, 06:22:39 AM
Your partner comes home from shopping and walks in on you butt naked jerking off while sniffing her underwear while watching porn. ..

Did you mean to post this in the Exasperating Thread?  ;D

Nah... 'what made you happy today'.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on April 16, 2023, 06:59:27 AM
Wanna go for a ride?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 16, 2023, 07:04:20 AM
Hey Hon, could you post the standings in Scenes From A Hat thread? I'm a little busy.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on April 16, 2023, 07:50:40 AM
Can you pass the Grey Poupon?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on April 16, 2023, 08:07:22 AM
Your partner comes home from shopping and walks in on you butt naked jerking off while sniffing her underwear while watching porn. ..

Did you mean to post this in the Exasperating Thread?  ;D

Nah... 'what made you happy today'.

I was going to post this a couple of weeks ago in the 'things that p*ssed you off today' thread, but my hand was busy.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on April 16, 2023, 09:05:24 AM
Wanna smell my finger?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 16, 2023, 01:28:42 PM
Hold on, I'm almost done.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 16, 2023, 01:29:27 PM
I saw on tiktok that semen helps to get the brown spots out.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 16, 2023, 02:18:06 PM
So do you still want to go snorkeling on vacation?

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on April 16, 2023, 02:29:13 PM
Sorry I don't normally do this by myself but I called your sister and she said she wasn't available today.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on April 16, 2023, 02:50:47 PM
This underwear is vintage yesterday.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on April 16, 2023, 03:39:25 PM
With the lights out, it's less dangerous, here we are now, entertain us, I feel stupid, and contagious
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 16, 2023, 05:04:10 PM
Hey……can you change the channel to ‘Dr. Pimple Popper’……I’m ready to climax.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on April 16, 2023, 06:58:46 PM
Rookie question.  How long do we let run before picking a winner?  One day, two days?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 16, 2023, 07:00:08 PM
Rookie question.  How long do we let run before picking a winner?  One day, two days?

Until you're um..finished. ;D
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on April 16, 2023, 07:00:33 PM
Rookie question.  How long do we let run before picking a winner?  One day, two days?

As long as the smell lingers.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on April 16, 2023, 07:05:03 PM
Rookie question.  How long do we let run before picking a winner?  One day, two days?
Until you feel satisfied...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on April 16, 2023, 07:07:08 PM
They both could be answers to my question, or a response to the scene!  :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on April 16, 2023, 07:08:00 PM
Hey babe come back in a minute or two, I got something to show you
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 16, 2023, 07:08:27 PM
Rookie question.  How long do we let run before picking a winner?  One day, two days?

Till you run out of underwear.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 17, 2023, 06:46:38 AM
Your partner comes home from shopping and walks in on you butt naked jerking off while sniffing her underwear while watching porn.  And you say.....

Hey
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on April 17, 2023, 05:12:23 PM
Hey……can you change the channel to ‘Dr. Pimple Popper’……I’m ready to climax.

This one made me lol.  I love the sheer disgustingness of it that it wins it for me.  Well done Gary.


Updated Standings

Jingle.boy - 69
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 29
lonestar - 25
kingshmegland - 25 (or whoosie whatever)
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Snow Dog, Zydar, El Barto - 7
JayOctavarium - 6
Hefdaddy42- 6
Soupytwist - 7
MetalJunkie - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Vmadera - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, wolfking -  2
XJDenton,  Vmadera00, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken  , chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

You're up Gary.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on April 17, 2023, 05:12:48 PM
Damn to slow!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on April 17, 2023, 05:34:50 PM
Damn to slow!

Post anyway for a laugh.  I wasn't sure how long to leave it open, as I said, I've hardly ventured in here until recently.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 17, 2023, 08:37:26 PM
Well thank you  :tup

With the influx of conspiracy’s and what not these days…..next scene is:

Worlds Worst/Most Odd/Improbable Secret Societies 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on April 17, 2023, 09:14:01 PM
Dr. Pimple Popper Erotica Society
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on April 17, 2023, 09:15:29 PM
Dr. Pimple Popper Erotica Society

 :lol Trying to double down hey.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 17, 2023, 09:51:53 PM
The Fluid Gender Foaming Enema Commando Force and Hawaiian Pizza Parlor Agenda
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on April 17, 2023, 10:17:43 PM
The DTF Little Black Book Club.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on April 17, 2023, 10:37:55 PM
The shopping cart corral return refusal cartel
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 18, 2023, 06:32:38 AM
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (she of the tri-pronged prehensile clitoris) Memorial Prostate Stimulus Enforcement Battalion

Anqueefa
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 18, 2023, 07:14:06 AM
The Millard Fillmore Society
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on April 18, 2023, 07:56:08 AM
Dr. Pimple Popper Erotica Society

 :lol Trying to double down hey.

Not sure.  It's just that I've watched maybe 5x my normal amount of porn over the last couple of days, and I can't get the thought of Gary's prior post out of my head.  <insert smiley or frown? > ;)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 18, 2023, 10:00:01 AM
Reasonable Conservatives.   Membership Roster: Gary.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on April 18, 2023, 10:57:43 AM
Snickersnee Society.   "Thrusting since 1823!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on April 19, 2023, 02:52:30 AM
Flat Birth Society.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on April 19, 2023, 06:41:45 AM
Spy Dogs Society
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 19, 2023, 07:25:59 AM
The How Great Has James Labrie Been Lately For the Deaf Society.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 19, 2023, 01:25:41 PM
Anqueefa

This made me laugh  :lol    You're up Gregg  :tup      (Sorry for the lame category...sometimes they're better in your head)




Updated Standings

Jingle.boy - 69
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 30
lonestar - 25
kingshmegland - 25 (or whoosie whatever)
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Snow Dog, Zydar, El Barto - 7
JayOctavarium - 6
Hefdaddy42- 6
Soupytwist - 7
MetalJunkie - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Vmadera - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, wolfking -  2
XJDenton,  Vmadera00, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken  , chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 19, 2023, 04:21:42 PM
And me so confident with the prehensile clitoris bit. Sometimes you never know what's going to work. Puns for the win.  :biggrin:

New Scene:

First date mishaps
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 19, 2023, 04:26:06 PM
You accidentally airdrop a video of your prehensile clitoris ‘being used’ to your date and entire restaurant
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on April 19, 2023, 04:34:47 PM
Had to look up 'prehensile'. Never seen that word used in any context, clitoral or otherwise.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on April 20, 2023, 06:11:05 AM
First date mishaps

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGGQiU-W0AAi5sd?format=jpg&name=900x900)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on April 20, 2023, 06:18:10 AM
I'm sorry, all my pants are in the wash.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 20, 2023, 11:22:42 AM
In my defense....you need to enunciate a bit better when asking for utensils. Fork and Fu%k can be easily confused.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on April 20, 2023, 12:54:11 PM
'Yeah, my handle on DTF is <insert name>'

'So good to finally meet you.  Oh, and by the way, this is my wife.'

'How 'bout we pull into Taco Bell?'

'Sorry, I'm out of the ribbed.  I used three of them last night.'


Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 20, 2023, 01:33:13 PM
Honestly, I have no idea how the spoon wound up there.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 20, 2023, 01:38:57 PM
This is a kitten and the kitten would like me to touch your butt.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 20, 2023, 01:43:14 PM
Two for flinching!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on April 20, 2023, 02:00:35 PM
This is a kitten and the kitten would like me to touch your butt.

 :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 21, 2023, 09:53:11 AM
This literally made me laugh out loud. :clap:

Two for flinching!

Your up Hef.

Updated Standings

Jingle.boy - 69
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 30
lonestar - 25
kingshmegland - 25 (or whoosie whatever)
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Hefdaddy42, Soupytwist, Snow Dog, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Vmadera - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, wolfking -  2
XJDenton,  Vmadera00, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken  , chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 21, 2023, 10:01:59 AM
Sweet!

OK, here we go.

Dumbest ways to get caught violating the NFL's gambling policy.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 24, 2023, 07:03:51 AM
Wow, look at all these choices.  So hard to decide.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on April 24, 2023, 08:04:48 AM
Posting on social media how much money you made by throwing a game.

Calling your mom in the middle of a team meeting, and telling her how much to bet on the opposite team.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on April 24, 2023, 08:22:30 AM
Be Antonio Brown.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on April 24, 2023, 08:26:33 AM
Roger Goodell comes to your BBQ and finds all your betting sheets and books laying around in your garage.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 24, 2023, 09:08:06 AM
Cite Pete Rose as an investing “savant”
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 25, 2023, 05:51:58 AM
Zach Wilson walks into the Jets front office, struts over and slaps a stack of bills on the GM's desk, "I'll betcha $500 we lose the next game."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 25, 2023, 06:41:25 AM
When The quarterback gets to the line and his cadence is " Parlay Parlay 12 against the spread over 46 on two hut hut"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on April 25, 2023, 07:31:27 AM
Tom Brady cheated.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on April 25, 2023, 09:29:17 AM
"Taylor Heinicke was today fired for violating the NFL betting policy, when he accidentally shouted out betting odds instead of the intended cadence in a 3rd quarter play in their game against Jacksonville Jaguars this Sunday."

Yes, I did need to google all of those names and terms.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 25, 2023, 02:03:13 PM
Cite Pete Rose as an investing “savant”
Winner!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on April 26, 2023, 05:18:58 AM
Updated Standings

Jingle.boy - 70
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 30
lonestar - 25
kingshmegland - 25 (or whoosie whatever)
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Hefdaddy42, Soupytwist, Snow Dog, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Vmadera - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, wolfking -  2
XJDenton,  Vmadera00, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken  , chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Little known fact, in the early 80s, Microsoft had initially hired Sam Kinison to write error messages.  Some of his initial drafts were ....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 26, 2023, 05:26:46 AM
Image not found--you dirty, contemptible, miserable, LYING BIIIIIIIIIITCH!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on April 26, 2023, 05:27:34 AM
Error : Unknown Variable 'Sam Kinison'
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on April 26, 2023, 05:33:28 AM
Error:  Ooohh, OOOhhh, OOOOHHHH!!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on April 26, 2023, 06:28:12 AM
Error: You broke it bruh
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 26, 2023, 06:35:57 AM
After searching for porn..

Error: If you could fuck really well, she'd neVER
 LEAVE YOU OHHHHH  OHHHHH OHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 26, 2023, 07:04:22 AM
Error 404: Not Found

What are you really looking for?  SAY IT!!!!!!   SAY IT!!!!!   

SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on April 26, 2023, 09:38:59 AM
"Crash detected - External driver failure has cause a non-recoverable internal error."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 26, 2023, 12:28:53 PM
Unauthorized hard drive activity detected. For your protection, run a virus scan...you know, maybe from that strange laptop you brought home last week you ungrateful, cheating, witch!

Oooh Oooooooh
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on April 26, 2023, 12:31:57 PM
Error: It seems you found a way a to break the system. Congratulations. Please restart everything and don't do that again.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 26, 2023, 12:48:36 PM
Boot error: FAT32 not detected. More like FAT256, round boy. Take a step away from the cheeseburger, for chrissake.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on April 26, 2023, 02:42:47 PM
Boot error: FAT32 not detected. More like FAT256, round boy. Take a step away from the cheeseburger, for chrissake.

Well, that one hit close to home!  :) :) :)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on April 26, 2023, 05:34:50 PM
"Crash detected - External driver failure has cause a non-recoverable internal error."

I was going to submit something along these lines, but would never have crafted something so brilliant as this.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on April 27, 2023, 06:37:41 AM
"Crash detected - External driver failure has cause a non-recoverable internal error."

I was going to submit something along these lines, but would never have crafted something so brilliant as this.

That took me a minute; that IS brilliant.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 27, 2023, 06:39:38 AM
I don't get it. Is that a Sam Kinison reference?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on April 27, 2023, 06:42:42 AM
I don't get it. Is that a Sam Kinison reference?

Tim, how did Sam die?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on April 27, 2023, 06:57:36 AM
I don't get it. Is that a Sam Kinison reference?

Tim, how did Sam die?

I don't remember.

Quick search says it was a car accident....aah I get it now.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on May 03, 2023, 05:52:59 AM
Error 404. Not found. Little sailor in a boat, my ass.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 09, 2023, 09:30:44 AM
Thanks to Gregg for reminding me I was the judge!  Work's been a bear the past 2 weeks.

As good as the 'crash detected' response was, this one gave me the best lol

Boot error: FAT32 not detected. More like FAT256, round boy. Take a step away from the cheeseburger, for chrissake.

Next scene over to you ...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on May 09, 2023, 10:11:44 AM
:police: :hat

Updated Standings

Jingle.boy - 70
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 31
lonestar - 25
kingshmegland - 25 (or whoosie whatever)
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Hefdaddy42, Soupytwist, Snow Dog, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Vmadera - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, wolfking -  2
XJDenton,  Vmadera00, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken  , chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

In honor of my stupid fucking neighbors

New Scene:

Worlds worst neighbors

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on May 09, 2023, 11:04:38 AM
As good as the 'crash detected' response was, this one gave me the best lol

Boot error: FAT32 not detected. More like FAT256, round boy. Take a step away from the cheeseburger, for chrissake.

Darn it, so close!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on May 09, 2023, 11:49:34 AM
Outhouse installed.  Retractable roof, of course.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 09, 2023, 12:02:21 PM
Both a three seat mauve loveseat with a layer of well established mold on the cushions and a 1973 rusted out Ford truck with no wheels firmly embedded in the front yard.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on May 09, 2023, 01:04:07 PM
Combination hammock/sex swing between the two maple trees next to the porch. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on May 09, 2023, 01:16:10 PM
An collector who has taken on the hobby of collecting used toilets to display on his front yard.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 09, 2023, 01:20:41 PM
Combination hammock/sex swing between the two maple trees next to the porch.

We're looking for the worst neighbors Stadler. The world's worst neighbors.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on May 09, 2023, 01:28:18 PM
Combination hammock/sex swing between the two maple trees next to the porch.

We're looking for the worst neighbors Stadler. The world's worst neighbors.

Joe and I are sharing an apartment next door.  Better?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 09, 2023, 01:31:39 PM
Combination hammock/sex swing between the two maple trees next to the porch.

We're looking for the worst neighbors Stadler. The world's worst neighbors.

Joe and I are sharing an apartment next door.  Better?

WINNER!!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 09, 2023, 09:09:51 PM
Every single one of Tim's un-returned shopping carts.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 10, 2023, 05:42:18 AM
They hired Winger to play their BBQ party.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on May 10, 2023, 06:01:39 AM
They hired Winger to play their BBQ party.

  :lol :metal
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 10, 2023, 07:29:39 AM
Allow three pit bulls to run freely about the neighborhood.....but don't worry....."They're the sweetest dogs you'll ever meet"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on May 10, 2023, 12:56:30 PM
Known pedophiles dumping their dog shit over the fence into your yard.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on May 10, 2023, 02:03:17 PM
"Hey Bill, what's up?"
"Just been out to collect my new telescope! Double the zoom and pixel resolution of my old model!"
"Impressive! You must really like astronomy, huh?"
"Astrono-what?"
"..."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on May 10, 2023, 03:29:53 PM
They hired Winger to play their BBQ party.

Sounds like a great neighbor to me.  :D
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on May 10, 2023, 04:53:19 PM
Decided to let ChatGPT have a go.

(https://i.imgur.com/KOnQrAA.png)

Have to say, the Llama and minigolf ones ain't bad!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 10, 2023, 08:52:30 PM
So far, ChatGPT is winning.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on May 11, 2023, 04:51:17 AM
So far, ChatGPT is winning.

Sure, here is a fun category for "Scenes from a Hat":

"Bad Ways to Start a Romance Novel"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on May 11, 2023, 06:25:01 AM
So far, ChatGPT is winning.

Not while I'm judging.

I really liked XJDenton's previous response, but now it seems I can't trust it. Guess I'll need to choose someone else...and I'm truly sad to see this thread go this way.

An collector who has taken on the hobby of collecting used toilets to display on his front yard.

Take it away Vmadera00!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on May 11, 2023, 06:54:24 AM
Cool, Thanks!

Updated Standings:

Jingle.boy - 70
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 31
lonestar - 25
kingshmegland - 25 (or whoosie whatever)
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Hefdaddy42, Soupytwist, Snow Dog, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, wolfking -  2
XJDenton, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken  , chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1



New Scene: Continuing with the neighbors theme.

Excuses to get out of attending your neighbor's BBQ party.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 11, 2023, 07:02:16 AM
I'll be attending a different type of sausage fest.....if you know what I mean :zydar:

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on May 11, 2023, 07:30:48 AM
I really liked XJDenton's previous response, but now it seems I can't trust it. Guess I'll need to choose someone else...and I'm truly sad to see this thread go this way.

You have my word that my original response was unique, but I understand your concern/skepticism regarding the use of chatGPT in any context (part of the reason I post screenshots rather than copying: there's no doubt as to the source).

Sorry, just thought it would be fun to see how well the system did at comedy. Will not use it again.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on May 11, 2023, 07:32:32 AM
"Hey, Bob.  Sorry, I won't be able to come over Saturday.  You see, I hate your wife."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 11, 2023, 07:37:00 AM
Sorry Dan.....just can't do it this time. Everyone....I mean everyone.....knows that what you do when you Barbeque is "you gotta Maul it....and pour that sauce on. You Gotta Maul it and sizzle that flavor in". But you....you used some crap ass Sweet Baby Ray's last time and I felt poisoned. So piss off you communist.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on May 11, 2023, 07:41:46 AM
Excuses to get out of attending your neighbour's BBQ party.

"I bought some exceedingly fresh meat for your BBQ!"
"Oh, fantastic!"
"And a nice Chianti."
"Wait."

"Hey, Bob.  Sorry, I won't be able to come over Saturday.  You see, I hate your wife."

"Oh I see, you prefer roasts to a BBQ."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 11, 2023, 07:44:56 AM
Sorry....can't come to your BBQ. I have to drop my wife off at something she's calling the BBC meetup? Supposed to wait in the parking lot for a couple hours there to bring her home when it's over. She won't let me go in....it's just her and her friends, they hired a videographer and everything.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on May 11, 2023, 08:01:43 AM
Can't come to your BBQ, just hold on a minute ChatGPT is just generating my excuse.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on May 11, 2023, 08:44:51 AM
Sorry....can't come to your BBQ. I have to drop my wife off at something she's calling the BBC meetup? Supposed to wait in the parking lot for a couple hours there to bring her home when it's over. She won't let me go in....it's just her and her friends, they hired a videographer and everything.

The joy of bring British: BBC is ingrained into you to mean British Broadcasting Corporation.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on May 11, 2023, 10:06:03 AM
Sorry....can't come to your BBQ. I have to drop my wife off at something she's calling the BBC meetup? Supposed to wait in the parking lot for a couple hours there to bring her home when it's over. She won't let me go in....it's just her and her friends, they hired a videographer and everything.

The joy of bring British: BBC is ingrained into you to mean British Broadcasting Corporation.

I'm not a psychic, but I don't think that Gary is referring to the British Broadcasting Corporation.   :)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on May 11, 2023, 01:20:33 PM
I really liked XJDenton's previous response, but now it seems I can't trust it. Guess I'll need to choose someone else...and I'm truly sad to see this thread go this way.

You have my word that my original response was unique, but I understand your concern/skepticism regarding the use of chatGPT in any context (part of the reason I post screenshots rather than copying: there's no doubt as to the source).

Sorry, just thought it would be fun to see how well the system did at comedy. Will not use it again.

No worries, it was pretty cool actually. The minigolf response was both funny and a surprising misdirection. I fear if it had been presented as an original idea, I would have awarded the victory...which caused me to reflect. Which lead me to my response this morning.

I shouldn't post prior to finishing my first mug of coffee. My apologies.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on May 11, 2023, 01:26:06 PM
Excuses to get out of attending your neighbor's BBQ party.

"I'd really like to Larry, but I just decided to have an unnecessary root-canal that day."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on May 11, 2023, 01:32:56 PM
"I'd really like to Larry, but I'm helping Vern move the toilet collection to his backyard."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on May 11, 2023, 01:35:57 PM
Sorry I can't make it.  I'm meeting my friend's wife at a BBC meetup.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on May 11, 2023, 01:38:49 PM
Sorry Ray, but I eat more mayflies than BBQ'd meat.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on May 11, 2023, 01:57:52 PM
You had Winger playing in the background at last years. Sorry… just can’t handle that again.

It’s Hockey Night in Canada
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 11, 2023, 04:27:58 PM
You grill like shit

No plant based options?

Sorry, I have to fast for my colonoscopy.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 11, 2023, 04:44:10 PM
I thought it was weird the last time you named your batch of burgers, but...now my dog is missing..
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on May 11, 2023, 05:24:19 PM
You had Winger playing in the background at last years. Sorry… just can’t handle that again.

It’s Hockey Night in Canada

Or on the other end of the spectrum;

'Nah, I can't come, I have tickets to Winger the same night.'
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on May 12, 2023, 01:55:39 AM
Sorry but our other neighbours invited us to their BBQ and they aren't dicks, so.....

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on May 12, 2023, 07:35:25 AM
Sorry Ray, but I eat more mayflies than BBQ'd meat.

Some good ones but as far as excuses go, this one wins it for me  :tup

you're up sir
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on May 15, 2023, 04:52:51 AM
Thank you! 

Updated Standings:

Jingle.boy - 70
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 31
kingshmegland - 26 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Hefdaddy42, Soupytwist, Snow Dog, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, wolfking -  2
XJDenton, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken  , chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:

Your girlfriend/wife walk in on you watching porn.  And you say...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on May 15, 2023, 05:05:35 AM
Pull up my face, and have a seat.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 15, 2023, 05:09:31 AM
Again??
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on May 15, 2023, 07:21:50 AM
Look at this Canadian video Chad sent me!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 15, 2023, 08:21:56 AM
Oh good....you're here to study
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 15, 2023, 01:13:09 PM
Look at this Canadian video Chad sent me!

As I recall, it was you that sent it to me!!   :lol :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on May 15, 2023, 01:18:10 PM
Look at this Canadian video Chad sent me!

As I recall, it was you that sent it to me!!   :lol :lol
Oh yeah
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 15, 2023, 01:55:10 PM
How can I love you if I don't love myself first.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on May 15, 2023, 03:01:21 PM
Oh good! You’re just in time for this week’s episode of Mandingo’s Massacre.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on May 15, 2023, 03:17:19 PM
I'm just looking at some of our old home videos honey.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 15, 2023, 03:58:32 PM
It’s good for you to see where the bar has been set.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on May 16, 2023, 05:03:59 AM
I will pick a winner later tonight. I have a group of management here at work today.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on May 16, 2023, 08:50:19 AM
"I'm watching it for the articles."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 16, 2023, 08:58:24 AM
I clicked an ad, and now I've 37 open tabs and counting.  They ... won't .... stop ....

Don't judge me!!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on May 16, 2023, 09:29:09 AM
I clicked an ad, and now I've 37 open tabs and counting.  They ... won't .... stop ....

Don't judge me!!!

Wife: Aren't ads tailored to your past browser behaviour darling?
Husband:
(https://i.gifer.com/Fpw5.gif)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on May 22, 2023, 09:23:49 PM
I will pick a winner later tonight. I have a group of management here at work today.

That must be one hell of a management group...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 23, 2023, 04:34:02 AM
This is the tantric round.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on May 23, 2023, 05:18:09 AM
Do you think you could do that?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on May 23, 2023, 05:24:18 AM
Sure. Who hasn't had a yoga session gone wild?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on May 23, 2023, 05:32:54 AM
Look at this Canadian video Chad sent me!

This had me laughing so hard. Winner!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on May 23, 2023, 06:04:31 AM
Look at this Canadian video Chad sent me!

This had me laughing so hard. Winner!
:lol

OK, then.



Updated Standings:

Jingle.boy - 70
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 31
kingshmegland - 26 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, hefdaddy42 - 8
Soupytwist, Snow Dog, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, wolfking -  2
XJDenton, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken  , chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1



Next great sports craze to sweep the nation and be featured on ESPN 8 (The Ocho!)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 23, 2023, 06:11:46 AM
Musical Chairs
Next level Musical Chairs: Chinese Fire Drills

Whac-A-Mole

Shoe-tying
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on May 23, 2023, 09:49:43 AM
Squint game
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 23, 2023, 09:57:33 AM
Kegal marathon

Marriage arguments
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on May 23, 2023, 10:04:01 AM
Nagging Wars - NNA: National Nagging Association
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on May 23, 2023, 10:10:58 AM
The Canceling Olympics!

The Pokemon Man!

Six Degrees Of Donald Trump
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 23, 2023, 10:40:22 AM
Impractical Gymnasts

Wabbit hunting
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 23, 2023, 11:17:52 AM
National Ejaculate Distance League

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on May 23, 2023, 11:35:35 AM
Masturbate with puppets
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 23, 2023, 11:44:08 AM
So You Think You Can Hunt? (hosted by Ted Nugent)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on May 23, 2023, 11:54:01 AM
I've got a feeling this won't take days and days lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on May 23, 2023, 12:38:28 PM
Shopping Cart Curling. The Corral is 10 bonus points.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 23, 2023, 01:01:09 PM
Shopping Cart Curling. The Corral is 10 bonus points.

TAC will be glued to the screen for this!!

Pylon parking spot Tic Tac Toe.

:chino2:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 23, 2023, 01:01:23 PM
Build a better mouse trap
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 23, 2023, 01:03:47 PM
Battlebots: Lego Technic
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on May 23, 2023, 01:10:28 PM
The Vape Games! 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on May 23, 2023, 01:24:41 PM
Toddler Wrangling
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on May 23, 2023, 01:35:04 PM
Blue Darts

Mini Golf with the Network Stars
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on May 23, 2023, 01:37:04 PM
"Not correcting somebody in the comments of your racist aunt's Facebook Timeline endurance challenge."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on May 23, 2023, 01:38:21 PM
Cheese rolling (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K40o7eiFEOQ)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 23, 2023, 01:46:07 PM
Escape the Guillotine

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on May 23, 2023, 02:46:42 PM
You're all in trouble now.  This is my realm.

Couch Potato Bobsled.

Speed Cable Surfing.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 23, 2023, 03:12:47 PM
Power Receptacle Roulette
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 23, 2023, 03:16:58 PM
Tampon Tasting - Guess the Nationality
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 23, 2023, 03:31:17 PM
Mining for nuggets

Seth MacFarlane’s Personality Impressions of the Monarchy

Baseball card collections of famous chickens
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on May 23, 2023, 05:21:23 PM
Cheese rolling (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K40o7eiFEOQ)

Whenever I need a stupid laugh, Youtubing cheese rolling videos does the trick.  I couldn't believe what the fuck I was seeing when I first stumbled across it.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 23, 2023, 08:06:55 PM
That better be a $100k wheel of cheese, ffs.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 23, 2023, 08:14:11 PM
I've never even heard of cheese rolling.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on May 23, 2023, 08:17:47 PM
That better be a $100k wheel of cheese, ffs.

No.  It's just a standard fucking block of cheese......that's it!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 23, 2023, 08:41:22 PM
That better be a $100k wheel of cheese, ffs.

No.  It's just a standard fucking block of cheese......that's it!

Totally worth a broken femur, or ongoing concussion symptoms!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on May 23, 2023, 08:46:18 PM
I've done that Chad, without chasing the wheel of cheese. lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on May 24, 2023, 09:24:02 AM
Impractical Gymnasts
I'm not even sure what this be, but I love the phrase.  Winner!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 24, 2023, 04:38:30 PM
It was a take on Impractical Jokers.

New scene tomorrow morning.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 25, 2023, 07:40:29 AM
Updated Standings:

Jingle.boy - 71
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 31
kingshmegland - 26 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, hefdaddy42 - 8
Soupytwist, Snow Dog, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, wolfking -  2
XJDenton, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

With the upcoming long weekend...

Unexpected attendees/crashers to your Memorial Day BBQ.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on May 25, 2023, 10:35:18 AM
The clowns from DTF!   :) :) :) :).  (I kid, I kid; you'd all be very welcome.  Except Adami, who wouldn't show because he'd assume I gave him the wrong directions.)

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and her staff. 

Radiohead.

The engineering and production team from "Grace Under Pressure".
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on May 25, 2023, 10:42:23 AM
Jimmy Hoffa.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on May 25, 2023, 11:43:12 AM
David Zaslav
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 25, 2023, 12:19:11 PM
Darth MAUL

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on May 25, 2023, 02:03:28 PM
My mother in law.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on May 25, 2023, 02:06:16 PM
Zaphod Beeblebrox & Ford Prefect
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 25, 2023, 02:50:26 PM
Rumborak
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on May 25, 2023, 02:57:22 PM
Rumborak

Hey!  I just talked to him.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 25, 2023, 02:58:13 PM
Rumborak and Kingly Gizz then.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on May 25, 2023, 02:58:53 PM
Life of the fucking party bruh.  Lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 25, 2023, 03:06:58 PM
Rumborak and Kingly Gizz then.

Curious, is "Gizz" supposed to be a hard or soft "G"?  Like .gif??  A soft G changes the whole complexion, and I'm not sure if that member name complies with forum rules.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on May 25, 2023, 03:24:45 PM
Rumborak and Kingly Gizz then.

Curious, is "Gizz" supposed to be a hard or soft "G"?  Like .gif??  A soft G changes the whole complexion, and I'm not sure if that member name complies with forum rules.

So which is it?  A hard "G"?   Guh-if?   Or a soft "G"?  J-if?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 25, 2023, 03:27:06 PM
Has to be the peanut butter one.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on May 25, 2023, 03:52:50 PM
King hard G or soft G’s mother in law

Anyone from PETA

Those expecting tofu

Anyone that doesn’t like hearing Queen playing in the background, because they know it’s gonna happen.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on May 25, 2023, 04:37:09 PM
Ain't Nothin' But a G Thang.

I'd choose a hard Maple for my mother in law. One swing is all I need.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on May 25, 2023, 08:05:14 PM
The Spanish Inquisition
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on May 25, 2023, 09:11:34 PM
Issa.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on May 26, 2023, 06:14:37 AM
Lonestar with all his chef gadgets.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on May 26, 2023, 07:50:15 AM
Tim in his 1983 Stationwagon. Complete with the added FM Receiver and fuzzy dice.   
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 26, 2023, 08:19:55 AM
Some very nice random possibilities.  But ....

Issa.

Winner.  I'm seeing the Kade opening the door, and giving her a kick in the cunt before slamming it on her.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on May 26, 2023, 08:23:39 AM
Has to be the peanut butter one.
Nah.  GIF should be pronounced Gif, not Jif.  The G stands for Graphic, which is not, as I understand it, pronounced Jraphic.

But pronounce it however you want, because at the end of the day, there are lot more important topics to be right about lol.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on May 26, 2023, 09:19:43 AM
Some very nice random possibilities.  But ....

Issa.

Winner.  I'm seeing the Kade opening the door, and giving her a kick in the cunt before slamming it on her.

Sadly, I can picture that too!  :) :) :)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on May 26, 2023, 09:20:23 AM
Has to be the peanut butter one.
Nah.  GIF should be pronounced Gif, not Jif.  The G stands for Graphic, which is not, as I understand it, pronounced Jraphic.

But pronounce it however you want, because at the end of the day, there are lot more important topics to be right about lol.

I think as of right now, I'm going to pronounce it "jraphic" just to be different.  :) :) :)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 26, 2023, 09:23:39 AM
Has to be the peanut butter one.
Nah.  GIF should be pronounced Gif, not Jif.  The G stands for Graphic, which is not, as I understand it, pronounced Jraphic.

But pronounce it however you want, because at the end of the day, there are lot more important topics to be right about lol.

I think as of right now, I'm going to pronounce it "jraphic" just to be different.  :) :) :)

Didn't they make a movie about an island with dinosaurs called Jraphic Park?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on May 26, 2023, 09:42:01 AM
Has to be the peanut butter one.
Nah.  GIF should be pronounced Gif, not Jif.  The G stands for Graphic, which is not, as I understand it, pronounced Jraphic.

But pronounce it however you want, because at the end of the day, there are lot more important topics to be right about lol.

I think as of right now, I'm going to pronounce it "jraphic" just to be different.  :) :) :)

Didn't they make a movie about an island with dinosaurs called Jraphic Park?

Go home, dad.  :)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 26, 2023, 09:43:13 AM
I have charged my kids with saying 5 minutes of Dad jokes at my funeral.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on May 26, 2023, 09:52:19 AM
I had no idea dad jokes could provide electrical power, let alone to children.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 26, 2023, 09:52:52 AM
Oh they get a charge alright.  :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on May 26, 2023, 09:56:18 AM
I rarely tell dad jokes. But he usually laughs when I do.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on May 26, 2023, 09:57:21 AM
So we laid my parents to rest on Tuesday; my brother and I, and our kids, were standing with my cousin waiting for the priest to come and my cousin (who lives in town) made a comment about how where our family plot is used to be empty and now there is limited space.  And I dropped an oldie but goodie: "this is a popular cemetery; people are just dying to get in here."   

As this was something my dad said all the time, I felt a bit of serendipity.  :)

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 26, 2023, 10:01:09 AM
So we laid my parents to rest on Tuesday; my brother and I, and our kids, were standing with my cousin waiting for the priest to come and my cousin (who lives in town) made a comment about how where our family plot is used to be empty and now there is limited space.  And I dropped an oldie but goodie: "this is a popular cemetery; people are just dying to get in here."   

As this was something my dad said all the time, I felt a bit of serendipity.  :)

Amen, brother. Amen.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on May 26, 2023, 10:04:29 AM
So we laid my parents to rest on Tuesday; my brother and I, and our kids, were standing with my cousin waiting for the priest to come and my cousin (who lives in town) made a comment about how where our family plot is used to be empty and now there is limited space.  And I dropped an oldie but goodie: "this is a popular cemetery; people are just dying to get in here."   

As this was something my dad said all the time, I felt a bit of serendipity.  :)

Stads, I hope all is well.  I still get my dad to smile even though he can't talk.  While it hurts that I can't talk to him, I still am glad he still can smile a little in his twilight.  I know he influenced my sense of humor.   
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on May 26, 2023, 06:06:01 PM
Some very nice random possibilities.  But ....

Issa.

Winner.  I'm seeing the Kade opening the door, and giving her a kick in the cunt before slamming it on her.

 :metal

Will post a new scene soon.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on May 26, 2023, 07:01:57 PM
Updated Standings:

Jingle.boy - 71
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 31
kingshmegland - 26 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, hefdaddy42 - 8
Soupytwist, Snow Dog, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, wolfking -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
XJDenton, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene;

Your boss who you hate is away for the week.  You decide to have some fun and put his photo on your dart board in your office.  He comes back unexpectedly early on Friday and walks in on you with your feet on the desk throwing some darts.  What do you say?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 26, 2023, 07:08:43 PM
I can't decide if I'm going for a bullseye or a jackass.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on May 26, 2023, 07:14:20 PM
You should see the toilet next door.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 27, 2023, 04:50:18 AM
So we laid my parents to rest on Tuesday; my brother and I, and our kids, were standing with my cousin waiting for the priest to come and my cousin (who lives in town) made a comment about how where our family plot is used to be empty and now there is limited space.  And I dropped an oldie but goodie: "this is a popular cemetery; people are just dying to get in here."   

As this was something my dad said all the time, I felt a bit of serendipity.  :)

Amen, brother. Amen.

Precisely.  Hugs to the Stadler's
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on May 27, 2023, 06:07:35 AM
I'll see myself out.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on May 27, 2023, 06:23:30 AM
Fancy a game?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 27, 2023, 11:25:21 AM
Pretty easy to bullseye with a honker like that one.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 27, 2023, 12:13:59 PM
ONE HUNDRED AND EEEEIIIIGHTY!!!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on May 27, 2023, 12:26:33 PM
"I had to be here in person, can't throw darts over Zoom."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on May 27, 2023, 05:26:16 PM
Well, since you’re here, guess I may as well tell you what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit you are!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on May 27, 2023, 06:15:50 PM
Well, since you’re here, guess I may as well tell you what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit you are!

Dog-kissing?! What’s wrong with dog-kissing? That’s a complement.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on May 27, 2023, 07:41:26 PM
We never see raises early.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 28, 2023, 04:55:58 AM
Well, since you’re here, guess I may as well tell you what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit you are!

Where's the egg-nog?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on May 28, 2023, 04:57:53 AM
Gonna be hard to pick, some real nice ones here.  I'll pick tomorrow.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on May 28, 2023, 08:27:48 AM
Well, since you’re here, guess I may as well tell you what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit you are!

Quality reference!  Did you say that entire thing with Beverly D'Angelo's hand on your unit?   :) :) :)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on May 28, 2023, 05:28:28 PM
Well, since you’re here, guess I may as well tell you what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit you are!

You've tugged on my nostalgia strings with this one with my love for this movie.  WINNER!!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 28, 2023, 05:29:07 PM
What fucking movie are we talking about?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on May 28, 2023, 05:30:31 PM
What fucking movie are we talking about?

LOL, don't worry.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on May 28, 2023, 05:31:26 PM
It's your mate Chevy Chase from Christmas Vacation.

I can't decide if I'm going for a bullseye or a jackass.

This was the runner up, easily.  You just got pipped, it was close.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on May 29, 2023, 07:13:19 AM
Thanks!

Updated standings:

Jingle.boy - 71
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 31
kingshmegland - 26 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, hefdaddy42, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, wolfking -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
XJDenton, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:

Bad alternate careers for celebrities

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on May 29, 2023, 07:39:48 AM
Donald Trump - Provider of ChatGPT training data.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on May 29, 2023, 08:55:36 AM
Taylor Swift; taking over DTF top 50 lists for Kevshmev
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 29, 2023, 09:17:11 PM
Cart collector - TAC

Editor - Kingshmegland

LGBTQ+ advocate - Ron DeSantis

Kareem Abdul-Jabaar - Airline co-pilot

Sam Kinison - Kindergarten teacher

Jimmy Butler - Butler
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 29, 2023, 09:24:15 PM
Mike Tyson - Financial Advisor
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on May 29, 2023, 10:00:49 PM
Kareem Abdul-Jabaar - Airline co-pilot

OMG Winner! "Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on May 30, 2023, 05:05:10 AM
Bill Cosby - Bartender
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on May 30, 2023, 07:00:28 AM
Kim Kardashian - nun
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Zydar on May 30, 2023, 07:03:24 AM
Stevie Wonder - Photographer
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on May 30, 2023, 07:23:52 AM
Bill Cosby - Bartender

 :tup
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on May 30, 2023, 07:52:57 AM
Mother Teresa - Pornstar.
Richard Gere - Vet.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 30, 2023, 09:10:29 AM
Jason Tatum- Heart Specialist
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on May 30, 2023, 08:05:21 PM
Pete Rose - Ethics Ombudsmen

OJ Simpson - Knife Sharpener
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on May 30, 2023, 08:06:07 PM
OJ Simpson - Knife Sharpener

Glove Model
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on May 30, 2023, 09:48:48 PM
Issa - Hooker

Rick Allen - Sign language interpreter

My boss - A boss (oh wait)

Ozzy Osboune - Drug rehab councillor or AA meeting host

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on May 31, 2023, 06:38:05 AM
Thom Yorke - Singer.  :D ;) :P
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on May 31, 2023, 07:06:00 AM
Some really good ones here, but this made me laugh the hardest:


Rick Allen - Sign language interpreter

Boomerang win! You’re up again, Wolf!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on May 31, 2023, 08:58:01 PM
 :metal
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on May 31, 2023, 09:53:11 PM
Updated standings:

Jingle.boy - 71
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 31
kingshmegland - 26 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, hefdaddy42, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, wolfking - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
XJDenton, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1


Next scene;

You go to your parents house and walk in on your mother banging your best friend while your Dad is work, and you say?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on May 31, 2023, 10:27:05 PM
I guess I know the answer to if Mark can spend the night

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on June 01, 2023, 01:15:39 AM
"Motherf-"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 01, 2023, 05:19:03 AM
"You're such a nympho, Mom, I was just here this morning. Now get off him, we're late for darts down at the pub. Let's go Kade..."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 01, 2023, 05:59:04 AM
Can I call you Dad now?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on June 01, 2023, 06:44:12 AM
Get your ass a little higher, John. She likes it hard.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 01, 2023, 08:06:21 AM
(https://media.tenor.com/nUWoATyPM44AAAAC/the-simpsons-enter.gif)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on June 01, 2023, 10:54:27 AM
My Dad is currently deceased, so this situation is already an upgrade from real life.

Too dark?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 01, 2023, 10:56:44 AM
My Dad is currently deceased, so this situation is already an upgrade from real life.

Too dark?

Probably, but kind of funny, nonetheless.  :)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 01, 2023, 11:28:32 AM
Well I'll be a.......I really am a son of a bitch.......
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 01, 2023, 12:58:32 PM
(https://media.tenor.com/tBAYMifDl4sAAAAC/puke-throwup.gif)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 01, 2023, 01:10:01 PM
So THATS how she got that flute through customs last summer......
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on June 01, 2023, 01:47:10 PM
My Dad is currently deceased, so this situation is already an upgrade from real life.

Too dark?

Probably, but kind of funny, nonetheless.  :)
:biggrin:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on June 03, 2023, 05:49:50 PM
"You're such a nympho, Mom, I was just here this morning. Now get off him, we're late for darts down at the pub. Let's go Kade..."

How could this not be the winner!!  Brilliant!  :lol :hefdaddy

I never post pics of myself but this deserves a thumbs up from me Gregg!

(https://i.ibb.co/18H9MYC/me-3.jpg)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 04, 2023, 05:52:51 AM
Know. Thy. Audience.

If any of the rest of you are confused as to why my entry won, all I can say is spend a month in Australia. You'll get it.  :lol

Updated standings:

Jingle.boy - 71
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 32
kingshmegland - 26 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, hefdaddy42, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, wolfking - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
XJDenton, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1


Next scene:

Things you can say about your favorite restaurant, that you can't say about your partner.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 04, 2023, 06:44:56 AM
Good thing everything tastes great, because there's zero charm.

It's got over a thousand 5* reviews on Yelp.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on June 04, 2023, 07:12:06 AM
“Has Tiger Woods eaten here?”

“I can’t believe you’re so cheap!”
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on June 04, 2023, 07:24:42 AM
Everytime I eat it's a little salty, but I don't mind.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on June 04, 2023, 07:33:39 AM
Eating out here is a pleasure! No need to worry about any hair in your clams.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 04, 2023, 01:53:41 PM
They never complain about my tip being small
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on June 04, 2023, 02:50:49 PM
"You'd be amazed at what they can do with otherwise boring vegetables."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 04, 2023, 04:09:38 PM
i love it despite the pie tastes like it’s a week old.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 04, 2023, 05:22:59 PM
Really love and am beyond impressed in the ability to handle large groups. Didn’t matter which entrance they came in either, was able to accept with ease and please all.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on June 04, 2023, 05:45:16 PM
Know. Thy. Audience.

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/a7031e8ce4a66c2aaafd87aca298290a/tenor.gif?itemid=7851132)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on June 04, 2023, 05:47:46 PM
'Jeez, it's lovely and quiet in here.'
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 04, 2023, 05:56:58 PM
The restaurant doesn't bitch, when I'm finished.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 04, 2023, 06:59:48 PM
Check please.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 04, 2023, 07:09:20 PM
It’s amazing how much meat they pack into that burrito, and they’re still so damned tight.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 04, 2023, 07:37:49 PM
At least they honor my yeast allergy.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 04, 2023, 07:46:08 PM
No reservation needed here!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 04, 2023, 08:40:32 PM
They're open all night.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on June 05, 2023, 05:24:22 AM
- Do you have a low fat version?
- I'm not eating that till you remove the hairs.
- What a delicious rump.
- This clam is great, but I could do without the crabs on the side.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 05, 2023, 06:41:57 AM
"You're such a nympho, Mom, I was just here this morning. Now get off him, we're late for darts down at the pub. Let's go Kade..."

How could this not be the winner!!  Brilliant!  :lol :hefdaddy

I never post pics of myself but this deserves a thumbs up from me Gregg!

(https://i.ibb.co/18H9MYC/me-3.jpg)

And here I've been thinking all these years that your avatar was Kip Winger!!!   :) :) :) :) :) :)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 05, 2023, 07:37:57 AM
Australian for Kip.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 05, 2023, 02:52:09 PM
Some great, naughty, entries my friends. Right out of the gate, jingle got me though.

It's got over a thousand 5* reviews on Yelp.

The Great White North takes the victory. You're up Chad!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 05, 2023, 09:24:47 PM

Updated standings:

Jingle.boy - 72
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 32
kingshmegland - 26 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, hefdaddy42, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, wolfking - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
XJDenton, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1


Next scene:

if company slogans were honest
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on June 05, 2023, 09:31:09 PM
"You're such a nympho, Mom, I was just here this morning. Now get off him, we're late for darts down at the pub. Let's go Kade..."

How could this not be the winner!!  Brilliant!  :lol :hefdaddy

I never post pics of myself but this deserves a thumbs up from me Gregg!


And here I've been thinking all these years that your avatar was Kip Winger!!!   :) :) :) :) :) :)

 :lol :metal
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on June 06, 2023, 04:31:17 AM
McDonalds : Probably contains spit.
Pesci : For when you can't find a coke.
BMW or Audi : Driven by Tossers.
Adobe Acrobat : Updating....


Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 06, 2023, 05:32:04 AM
I'm needing it.

Our Whopper is bigger than yours.

What's the beef?

Diarrea, gracias taco bell.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on June 06, 2023, 05:48:08 AM
AT&T: Your only option.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on June 06, 2023, 07:20:10 AM
Little Caesar's: Hey, technically, it's pizza.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on June 06, 2023, 07:29:52 AM
Toyota - It's Going to Break in Some Places.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 06, 2023, 07:30:27 AM
Little Caesar's: Hey, technically, it's pizza.

It's almost pizza! (https://youtu.be/KLHRjaUBb3o)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 06, 2023, 08:56:12 AM
The King of Beers?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 06, 2023, 09:41:35 AM
Pfizer - Y’all some gullible mother fuc%ers

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on June 06, 2023, 09:49:05 AM
Geico - Did we say 15 minutes? we meant 50 minutes.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 06, 2023, 11:15:52 AM
Reach Out & Goose someone. 

It takes a licking and goes limp.

Our most important package is your, package.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 07, 2023, 06:42:03 AM
The King of Beers?

 :lol

:clap:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 07, 2023, 11:54:43 AM
Target: an apt name for the right
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 07, 2023, 01:53:21 PM
It takes a licking and goes limp.

It sure does.  King Gizz (with a soft "g") definitely takes this round.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 07, 2023, 04:47:43 PM
Thank you!

Updated standings:

Jingle.boy - 72
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 32
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, hefdaddy42, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, wolfking - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
XJDenton, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1


Next scene:  You want to see TAC cringe at a concert he would never go to.

Make up a band name of a band, you'd love TAC to see live.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 07, 2023, 04:50:29 PM
Rush!
Power Windows tour
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 07, 2023, 05:32:38 PM
Rush!
Power Windows tour

Disqualified.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 07, 2023, 05:49:11 PM
Menudo - The Reunion
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 07, 2023, 06:18:02 PM
Thongs And Cobras
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on June 07, 2023, 06:37:10 PM
Target: an apt name for the right looters 
:)

The 21st Century Pop Culture References Quartet
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on June 07, 2023, 06:54:28 PM
Kips in Carts.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on June 08, 2023, 02:30:44 AM
Some Modern Things.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on June 08, 2023, 05:30:10 AM
Disco Leopard - The dance with your socks on tour
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on June 08, 2023, 05:57:54 AM
Power Winger
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on June 08, 2023, 06:14:02 AM
Spock's Wang.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 08, 2023, 06:20:00 AM
Sucks … headlining for Blows
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 09, 2023, 05:31:35 AM
Kips in Carts.

Winna!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on June 09, 2023, 05:34:52 AM
Kips in Carts.

Winna!!
Yeah, that was a pretty clear winner lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on June 09, 2023, 06:18:24 AM
Booyah!!

Updated standings:

Jingle.boy - 72
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 32
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, hefdaddy42, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, wolfking- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
XJDenton, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1


Next scene;

Things you should never do or say on a first date.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 09, 2023, 06:27:06 AM
I have a three inch dick.


Oh wait, we talking about captions…
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on June 09, 2023, 07:14:22 AM
Hold on, my mom is calling…
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on June 09, 2023, 07:15:00 AM
Hold on, I have to break up with my (BF/GF) before we go.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 09, 2023, 08:03:49 AM
You can choose any restaurant, so long as it's at least 1000 yards away from a public school.

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Do you know how many strikeouts Dwight Gooden had in his 1984 rookie season?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on June 09, 2023, 08:04:53 AM
You remind me of my mom
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 09, 2023, 08:49:41 AM
My wife and I love this restaurant.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 09, 2023, 10:14:35 AM
My wife and I love this restaurant.

It's got over a thousand 5* reviews on Yelp!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 09, 2023, 10:44:38 AM
I'm a Dream Theater fan.  How about you?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 09, 2023, 10:51:31 AM
Welcome to McDonalds!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 09, 2023, 12:16:45 PM
Do you know how many strikeouts Dwight Gooden had in his 1984 rookie season?

Nice call back you SOB. I’ve been patiently waiting for you specifically to bring up a scene where I could drop that gem.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 09, 2023, 12:17:44 PM
I swear that was an alka seltzer
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 09, 2023, 12:20:17 PM
KY hot or cold?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 09, 2023, 12:22:18 PM
Do you know how many strikeouts Dwight Gooden had in his 1984 rookie season?

Nice call back you SOB. I’ve been patiently waiting for you specifically to bring up a scene where I could drop that gem.

(https://www.macrobusiness.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Nelsonfinal.gif)


Waiter: And for you sir?
Me: Ribs... for MY pleasure :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on June 09, 2023, 06:22:16 PM
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 09, 2023, 07:40:43 PM
I may need your help wiping…..will let you know.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 09, 2023, 07:41:40 PM
You ever heard of Dreamsonic?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 10, 2023, 07:23:58 AM
Hey, asking for a friend, but Prog Rock is LIGHT music, right?

How's your gag reflex?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on June 10, 2023, 08:37:19 AM
How's your gag reflex?

If I hear a bad joke I'm liable to slap ya.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 10, 2023, 02:21:00 PM
Your hair smells different when you’re awake
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on June 10, 2023, 06:12:22 PM
Some amazing responses here, going to be tough to pick a winner.  I'll try and pick a winner tonight.  Apologies not online as much as I should be.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 10, 2023, 06:32:58 PM
You know my ex girlfriend can eat a whole 15” Kielbasa without chewing or taking a bite.

We have to talk about the hedges in front of your bedroom window…….quite the obstruction of view.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 10, 2023, 06:37:12 PM
You know my ex girlfriend can eat a whole 15” Kielbasa without chewing or taking a bite.

Did I mention that my name is Smithfield and I live on Hillshire Farms?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on June 11, 2023, 04:53:33 PM
I'm a Dream Theater fan.  How about you?

Simple, but so effective, and we all can relate I think lol.  Winner!


You can choose any restaurant, so long as it's at least 1000 yards away from a public school.

This was a very close second.


Hey, asking for a friend, but Prog Rock is LIGHT music, right?

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/56f7c2e76f020261301f827c9b7fd70b/tenor.gif?itemid=3566851)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 11, 2023, 05:35:37 PM
Deleted my dumbass post thinking I was the winner.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on June 11, 2023, 05:41:28 PM
Wait, Stadler won.  You were second!?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on June 11, 2023, 05:42:08 PM
Wait, Stadler won.  You were second!?


I'm a Dream Theater fan.  How about you?

Simple, but so effective, and we all can relate I think lol.  Winner!


You can choose any restaurant, so long as it's at least 1000 yards away from a public school.

This was a very close second.


Hey, asking for a friend, but Prog Rock is LIGHT music, right?

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/56f7c2e76f020261301f827c9b7fd70b/tenor.gif?itemid=3566851)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 11, 2023, 06:28:12 PM
Chad trying to hijack the thread. :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on June 11, 2023, 06:32:54 PM
Chad trying to hijack the thread. :lol

I said he was runner up.  Where I come from, that's first loser.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 11, 2023, 06:34:44 PM
Chad trying to hijack the thread. :lol

I said he was runner up.  Where I come from, that's first loser.

You shouldn't have to write your posts in Canadian AND English.

That's what he gets for trying to bust my chops!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 11, 2023, 06:36:46 PM
Canadian exchange rate helping Chad.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on June 11, 2023, 06:55:16 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on June 11, 2023, 08:11:08 PM
TACs secret hobbies.

Onion inspector.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 12, 2023, 04:16:43 AM
Goddamn … I missed one simple word … and assumed you were building up to the winner!  My bad. I’ll remove my post and let Bill take over from here.

:lolpalm:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on June 12, 2023, 04:33:41 AM
Deleted my dumbass post thinking I was the winner.  :facepalm:

Haha.  Well, you are winning this whole thing by some margin!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 12, 2023, 07:23:32 AM
Updated standings:

Jingle.boy - 72
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 32
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -19
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, hefdaddy42, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, wolfking- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
XJDenton, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1


Next scene;

Unfortunate family picnic/reunion activities ...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 12, 2023, 08:03:04 AM
Resuscitate Grandma

Pin the tail on Uncle Ned

Spot the burger that Dad spit on
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on June 12, 2023, 08:49:03 AM
Name That Funeral Hymn!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on June 12, 2023, 08:58:09 AM
Combat lawn darts

Political Volleyball - Fascists vs. Libz
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 12, 2023, 09:03:29 AM
Jarts to the death.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 12, 2023, 09:09:44 AM
Pick the Pedophile Uncle

Spin the Bottle - Cousin Edition
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 12, 2023, 10:28:34 AM
Every side dish contains Spam.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 12, 2023, 10:56:50 AM
No Holds Barred Inheritance Battle

Sibling Wife Swap
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 12, 2023, 11:01:05 AM
Spin the Bottle

Which sleeping and elderly relative is actually dead?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 12, 2023, 11:11:49 AM
Spin the Bottle

You didn't like mine  :lol

Spin the Bottle - Cousin Edition
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 12, 2023, 11:12:53 AM
Organ Donor Match Game - Who's Compatible
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on June 12, 2023, 11:13:54 AM
Bedpan cornhole
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 12, 2023, 11:14:34 AM
Spin the Bottle

You didn't like mine  :lol

I thought I checked the other replies :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 12, 2023, 11:19:51 AM
Who's the best kisser?

Sandwich Roulette - cockroach edition
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 12, 2023, 11:22:21 AM
Guess the smell on your cousins finger

LARP: Storm the Capital

Grab my footlong
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 12, 2023, 11:57:03 AM
Battle of the Meth Recipe's

Denture Swap

Food Stamp Poker

 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on June 12, 2023, 12:32:32 PM
Is You Is Or Is You Aints Old Enough To Drink That
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 12, 2023, 12:48:19 PM
Divorce Court Picnics. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on June 12, 2023, 01:21:39 PM
Pin the tail on who's going to jail next!

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on June 12, 2023, 01:24:49 PM
Gather round, it's time to look down on your Mom's side of the family
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 12, 2023, 01:53:52 PM
Gather round, it's time to look down your Aunt Terri's blouse.

Hey kids, come gather around the fryer, and let's see what the water content of this 38lb hog is.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on June 12, 2023, 04:36:07 PM
Fruitcake bake-off

Blindfolded Name that Laxative
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 12, 2023, 05:58:22 PM
Best Mullet and Moonshine - combined score wins the grand prize…..$500 towards your next set bail.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 12, 2023, 06:44:37 PM
Sheep Riding!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 13, 2023, 05:56:06 AM
Waiting for uncle Stads to stop pontificating about the state of the world long enough to judge the brown nosing contest.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 13, 2023, 06:15:56 AM
 
Waiting for uncle Stads to stop pontificating about the state of the world long enough to judge the brown nosing contest.

 :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 13, 2023, 06:36:53 AM
Waiting for uncle Stads to stop pontificating about the state of the world long enough to judge the brown nosing contest.

I always struggle with how long to let it go... I'll finish my coffee and deem a winner.   Got to say, I laughed out loud at several; this isn't going to be easy.


EDIT:   Ok, strong round. Gary had about four that could have one (Spin The Bottle - Cousin Edition got a laugh out loud), Chad had a strong one, but this is the winner:

Bedpan cornhole
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on June 13, 2023, 06:57:23 AM
Ok, strong round. Gary had about four that could have one (Spin The Bottle - Cousin Edition got a laugh out loud), Chad had a strong one, but this is the winner:

Bedpan cornhole

 :lol

OK, cool.

Updated standings:

Jingle.boy - 72
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 32
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -19
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes, hefdaddy42 - 9
BlobVanDam, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, wolfking- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
XJDenton, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1



Next up:  Rejected Star Trek episode titles
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Zydar on June 13, 2023, 07:00:50 AM
"Riker? I Hardly Know Her".
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 13, 2023, 07:29:48 AM
"Dad, I'm Borg"
"Hi Borg, I'm dad!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 13, 2023, 07:47:28 AM
The Force Awakens
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 13, 2023, 08:23:18 AM
Charlie XXX (there's an episode "Charlie X")


Sidebar:  Not for nothing, but I went to a list of Star Trek episodes, thinking I could make a pun or two - see above - but my God.  Some of those don't need our help:  "Space Seed", "A Taste Of Armageddon", "The Naked Time", "What Are Little Girls Made Of?".  Hahaha.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 13, 2023, 08:40:06 AM
"Riker? I Hardly Know Her".

 :rollin :rollin :rollin

I'm dead.  See you next round.  I'm going to be giggling about this for days.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 13, 2023, 09:07:50 AM
Worf, Son of a Bitch.

Q Meets Worlds.

The Combs Effect.

Quarkumania.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 13, 2023, 09:10:14 AM
The Trouble With Threesomes.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on June 13, 2023, 09:22:29 AM
Holosuit sweet lovin'
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 13, 2023, 09:27:28 AM
Shatner Face
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 13, 2023, 09:28:48 AM
Uhura Does Dallas
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on June 13, 2023, 09:32:41 AM
Stealing a theme, but...

- Crusher? I can barely lift her.
- Deforest Station.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 13, 2023, 09:34:14 AM
Shut up Wesley.

Make it so-fucking-what?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 13, 2023, 09:34:33 AM
Shatner Face

:rollin
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 13, 2023, 09:36:03 AM
Spock's Beard II: Uhura's Bush
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on June 13, 2023, 09:41:07 AM
Data corrupted.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on June 13, 2023, 10:17:17 AM
You guys are really cooking on this one.  Keep 'em coming!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on June 13, 2023, 10:26:58 AM
The long lost Friends crossover episode, "The trouble with the Tribbianis".
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on June 13, 2023, 10:34:59 AM
Klingons Vs Teflons.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 13, 2023, 11:19:00 AM
Key Party at 10 Forward

Bones Bones a Sub Commander

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 13, 2023, 11:21:21 AM
Gowron Vandelay.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 13, 2023, 12:07:44 PM
Spock's Beard II: Uhura's Bush

 :tup
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on June 13, 2023, 12:12:01 PM
The Trouble With Threesomes.

my favorite so far :tup

‘Star Trek II: The Rash Of Khan’

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 13, 2023, 12:33:16 PM
Borg a Trois: Seven, Eight, Nine.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on June 13, 2023, 01:31:44 PM
The Search for Spork: A Culinary Adventure
Warp Speed Dating.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 13, 2023, 02:00:49 PM
Pink Skin & The Brain.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 13, 2023, 02:04:59 PM
Dammit Jim, And Fuck You Too Spock.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 13, 2023, 03:00:11 PM
The Dilithium Dilemma - Warp Bubble Stabilizer and Dangerously Addictive Designer Drug
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 13, 2023, 03:01:37 PM
The Fifth Light
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 13, 2023, 03:25:18 PM
Captain's Log
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 13, 2023, 03:32:12 PM
Sauced in the Saucer Section
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 13, 2023, 03:34:39 PM
Worf and Mindy

Star Date 362436
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on June 13, 2023, 03:49:46 PM
Data dumps
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on June 13, 2023, 04:19:39 PM
The Hotty and the Scotty.
Wesley A Pain in the Asteroid.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 13, 2023, 04:54:13 PM
Shut up Wesley. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 13, 2023, 04:57:41 PM
Who is Wesley? That's a question, not a caption.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 13, 2023, 05:15:09 PM
Son of Dr. Crusher.  Becomes a cadet but finds out he is a traveler who can travel between planes of existence.   
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 13, 2023, 05:18:41 PM
That leads me to my next question..


Who is Dr. Crusher? Sounds like a new soda.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 13, 2023, 05:20:50 PM
I'm not doing 6 degrees of Captain Picard.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 13, 2023, 05:23:18 PM
I'm not doing 6 degrees of Captain Picard.

Who's Capt.......nah just kidding! ;D
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on June 14, 2023, 09:01:19 AM
Borg a Trois: Seven, Eight, Nine.
This one made me laugh out loud in my morning meeting.  That was fun.  Could have sworn I had muted myself, but in fact, no.

Winner!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 14, 2023, 09:46:56 PM
Borg a Trois: Seven, Eight, Nine.
This one made me laugh out loud in my morning meeting.  That was fun.  Could have sworn I had muted myself, but in fact, no.

Winner!

Yay!
I debated putting “Seven, Eight, T’Pol”.

Great round there boys! I had a lot of truly lol reactions. I’m still giggling over Zydar’s opener.

I’m on my iPad now, so I’ll get a new scene up in the morning.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 15, 2023, 05:35:30 AM
Updated standings:

Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 32
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -19
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes, hefdaddy42 - 9
BlobVanDam, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, wolfking- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
XJDenton, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:

The headline of TAC's Tinder profile
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 15, 2023, 05:43:19 AM
What the fuck is this place?

You're safe with me, I'll forget our meeting within 5 minutes.

Look! Horses!

(https://i.postimg.cc/jSZJbMP5/20230606221724.jpg)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 15, 2023, 05:54:14 AM
What's a Tinder?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on June 15, 2023, 07:33:37 AM
Ready for lots of recipes!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on June 15, 2023, 07:41:50 AM
"I will fill you your heart with love as much as a corral won't fill with shopping carts."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Zydar on June 15, 2023, 07:44:24 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/Wo9xApB.jpg)

"Begin the day with a friendly voice..."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on June 15, 2023, 07:57:58 AM
Tinder?  Hell, it killed her!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 15, 2023, 08:37:45 AM
Swipe Left to See the Hang to the Left

Equal Opportunity Cavity Searches

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 15, 2023, 08:47:29 AM
If you’re not in to eating warm soggy fruity pebbles while lathered up in tapioca pudding while sitting in the middle of a twister board watching reruns of This Old House…..then…..don’t bother.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 15, 2023, 08:53:51 AM
I own three primates……Spider and Howler Monkeys and a midget Low land Gorilla……all trained to assist in Tantric massage therapy with the added bonus of strategic feces introduction. Will change your life
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 15, 2023, 08:58:55 AM
I pinky promise not to murder you.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on June 15, 2023, 09:04:13 AM
Also please check out my profile on Grindr
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 15, 2023, 09:30:28 AM
Wipe Left
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Post by: Stadler on June 15, 2023, 10:12:24 AM
Wipe Left

 :tup
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 15, 2023, 10:49:38 AM
I'm into long walks, beaches, average 70's rock & a cart paid professional to return carts to a corral.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on June 15, 2023, 11:24:27 AM
Middle aged man in search of iron maiden
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on June 15, 2023, 12:34:02 PM
Middle aged man in search of iron maiden
:rollin
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on June 15, 2023, 01:04:07 PM
What are these buttons for
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 15, 2023, 01:46:18 PM
My likes are "Sucks" & "Blows."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on June 15, 2023, 02:20:03 PM
Missionary or GTFO
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on June 15, 2023, 04:24:51 PM
Some of these are gold lol. I'm not even going to bother trying.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 15, 2023, 04:27:19 PM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 16, 2023, 05:24:40 AM
Lots of beauties there.  Zydar was in pole position, until James dropped this beauty:

Wipe Left

WINNA!!!!

P.S. Honorable mention to Snow Dog.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 16, 2023, 06:26:24 AM
Some of these are gold lol. I'm not even going to bother trying.

Same.   Good round.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 16, 2023, 08:53:38 AM
Woooooo

Updated standings:

Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 32
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -19
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes, hefdaddy42 - 9
BlobVanDam, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, wolfking- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Jamesman -  2
XJDenton, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:

Bad celebrity endorsements
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 16, 2023, 08:59:51 AM
O.J. Simpson for The Ginsu!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 16, 2023, 09:05:53 AM
Jim Fixx for The Benefits Of Running.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 16, 2023, 09:23:43 AM
Joe Biden's Business Strategies



Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 16, 2023, 09:25:05 AM
Kingshmegland for The National Spelling Bee.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 16, 2023, 09:30:26 AM
John Petrucci: Gilette

Alec Baldwin: Smith and Wesson

Hulk Hogan: Rogaine

Matt Roloff: Big & Tall Menswear

TAC: Tindr
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on June 16, 2023, 09:39:01 AM
Nick Canon: Trojan
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 16, 2023, 09:45:43 AM
TAC for TicTok.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on June 16, 2023, 10:01:23 AM
Matt Roloff: Big & Tall Menswear

Holy shit.  :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 16, 2023, 10:02:59 AM
Hershal Walker for Planned Parenthood

Betsy DeVos for public education


Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 16, 2023, 10:13:03 AM
Nina Hartley for Lay's.

Betcha can't have just one!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on June 16, 2023, 10:13:41 AM
Metallica - Len Wright Travel
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on June 16, 2023, 10:28:33 AM
Stephen King: Sleep Therapy

Connor McGregor: Lessons in Humbleness
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 16, 2023, 10:54:10 AM
Bon Jovi: Singing lessons

Miss Piggy and Foghorn Leghorn: Maple Lodge Farms

John Lennon: ChatGPT
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on June 16, 2023, 11:31:14 AM
Donald Trump: Trump University
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on June 16, 2023, 11:57:47 AM
Floyd Mayweather - Hooked on Phonics

Michael Strahan - Your local orthodontist

Michael Vick - PETA

Kanye West - MENSA
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 16, 2023, 12:36:46 PM
Larry David - Etiquette and Manners

Dwayne Johnson - Diverse Acting Techniques

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 16, 2023, 12:46:42 PM
Donald Trump: Trump University

Donald Trump for Folder Lock.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 16, 2023, 03:35:01 PM
Elite for a Timeclock.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 16, 2023, 03:41:40 PM
Elon Musk for Twitter :neverusethis:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 17, 2023, 11:47:25 AM
Great job everyone, was hard to pick but this one made me go "oh damn".

Metallica - Len Wright Travel

Winrar!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on June 17, 2023, 02:40:49 PM
Oh damn, my first one!

Updated standings:

Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 32
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -19
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes, hefdaddy42 - 9
BlobVanDam, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, wolfking- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Jamesman -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:

The good news, and the bad news.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 17, 2023, 02:48:11 PM
The good news is that I went to my first Rush concert. The bad news is that it was the Power Windows tour.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 17, 2023, 03:17:15 PM
The good news, I dug a large hole in my yard to plant a tree only to find a treasure chest in my yard.  But when I opened it, I found Tim.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 17, 2023, 08:53:27 PM
He good news is I got a hummer this morning. The bad news is she’s a cannibal.

The good news is XJ got his first Scenes win. The bad news is he gave himself two.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on June 18, 2023, 04:44:20 AM
The good news is XJ got his first Scenes win. The bad news is he gave himself two.

First solo win. ;)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 18, 2023, 06:51:33 AM
The good news is I found a forgotten Christmas present from last year. The bad news is that it was a puppy.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 18, 2023, 06:08:20 PM
The good news is you won scenes from a hat. The bad news is you have to come up with a new scene to entice participants.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 19, 2023, 03:40:58 PM
The good news is I no longer have to take that massive dump that was building up and wrecking my insides…….the bad news is I was still sitting in the car racing home when it uncontrollably burst out.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 20, 2023, 09:41:22 AM
The good news is XJ won the last round, the bad news is the thread is dying.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 20, 2023, 10:45:05 AM
The good news is my wife is really good at oral……..the bad news is all my friends agree.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 20, 2023, 01:44:56 PM
The good news is I can now see with my eyes closed. The bad news I had to use a paper hole punch on my eyelids to make it happen.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 20, 2023, 01:47:41 PM
The good news is I didn't waste $250k on a submarine ride.  The bad news is 5 people did.

<too soon?>
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 20, 2023, 03:03:03 PM
The good news is I didn't waste $250k on a submarine ride.  The bad news is 5 people did.

<too soon?>

Yikes  :omg:  At least let them confirm they’ve been crushed by pressure or died of suffocation first. Man……one harsh Canadian
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on June 20, 2023, 04:05:21 PM
The bad news is we're almost out of gas.

The good news is we're ALMOST out of gas.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 20, 2023, 04:08:37 PM
Good news is I read this thread.

Bad news is I have nothing.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 20, 2023, 08:46:13 PM
The good news is I’m fired. The bad news is I got just one week to to regain my job starting with tonight’s sit.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on June 21, 2023, 05:36:54 AM
The good news is I can now see with my eyes closed. The bad news I had to use a paper hole punch on my eyelids to make it happen.

Don't know why, but the pure absurdity of this one tickled me.

Podaar is next!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 21, 2023, 05:58:38 AM
Thanks XJD, absurdity is my middle... eye?

Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 33
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -19
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes, hefdaddy42 - 9
BlobVanDam, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, wolfking- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Jamesman -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene: Things you can say at a football game, but not at family dinner.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 21, 2023, 07:03:43 AM
I scored tonight!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 21, 2023, 07:18:38 AM
Hit the hole!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on June 21, 2023, 07:21:20 AM
Look how that tight-end blew up the A gap!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on June 21, 2023, 07:21:38 AM
Wide open and he's not going for it.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 21, 2023, 07:22:04 AM
He's got great hands.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 21, 2023, 08:36:19 AM
That was 90 minutes of my life that I won't get back.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 21, 2023, 08:41:40 AM
Did that result leave a terrible taste in your mouth too?

Do we really need extra time?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 21, 2023, 08:57:17 AM
These balls have been tossed around quite a bit tonight.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on June 21, 2023, 08:59:56 AM
That's not holding.  THIS is holding, motherfucker!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on June 21, 2023, 09:07:21 AM
I love a good tight end
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 21, 2023, 09:37:17 AM
Even though it's only three inches....it's a LONG three inches needed to get to the promise land....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on June 21, 2023, 01:09:57 PM
That's why he got caught right there, gave him a couple of good tugs and that's all he needed to do.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 21, 2023, 01:16:14 PM
That's an illegal formation!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 21, 2023, 01:59:49 PM
That was nasty!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 21, 2023, 02:14:43 PM
That was quite the hit!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 21, 2023, 02:15:24 PM
Fuck the zebras!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 21, 2023, 02:18:02 PM
Well done!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on June 21, 2023, 02:52:00 PM
Matriculate
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 21, 2023, 02:59:09 PM
My undershorts will not be the same color as my shorts after this meal.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 21, 2023, 03:45:51 PM
YOU SUCK!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 22, 2023, 02:14:06 PM
Well, I enjoyed everyone's responses, but like XJD, I'm tickled by the absurd. I laughed way to much at this one.

Matriculate

Once again, Hef's apt brevity takes the win.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 22, 2023, 02:15:18 PM
I've never even heard that word, much less related to a football game.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 22, 2023, 02:18:04 PM
That's because you don't attend college football games.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 22, 2023, 02:24:25 PM
That's because you don't attend college football games.

I don't even watch college football games. :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 22, 2023, 02:40:51 PM
I used to with BC in the 80's and 90's but not in 2 decades for me.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 22, 2023, 02:41:58 PM
I used to with BC

I knew you were a caveman.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 22, 2023, 02:42:48 PM
No disputing that.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on June 23, 2023, 06:50:28 AM
Well, I enjoyed everyone's responses, but like XJD, I'm tickled by the absurd. I laughed way to much at this one.

Matriculate

Once again, Hef's apt brevity takes the win.
:lol

I must give thanks to the dearly departed Hank Stram.


Updated Standings:

Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 33
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -19
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42 - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, wolfking- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Jamesman -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene: Shakespeare's rejected titles for Romeo & Juliet
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 23, 2023, 06:52:04 AM
A Pimp And His Ho.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on June 23, 2023, 06:55:43 AM
Teenagers, amirite?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 23, 2023, 07:25:09 AM
Barely legal teens swallow.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 23, 2023, 07:29:54 AM
A lil' ditty, 'bout Jack and Diane
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on June 23, 2023, 07:42:53 AM
I can already see this could be a good round.  :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 23, 2023, 07:53:30 AM
How not to be a helicopter parent

Pranks gone wrong

Til death doth us part.  Wait, wuth?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 23, 2023, 07:59:24 AM
Emo and Emo-er
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 23, 2023, 08:02:32 AM
J-rom & Ju-ju-be.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 23, 2023, 08:03:39 AM
Unfortunate Consequences of Having a Frigid Cousin

How to Fuck Up a Perfectly Good Feud

Friars are Assholes

Check Out the Cans on That Capulet Chick
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 23, 2023, 08:06:12 AM
1 Romeo Night in Paris.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 23, 2023, 08:11:44 AM
♪If my baby don't love me no more, I know her cousin will♫
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 23, 2023, 08:33:39 AM
14 will get you 20
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 23, 2023, 08:35:41 AM
Too Young, or Not Too Young.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 23, 2023, 09:10:34 AM
Bitches be trippin'
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 23, 2023, 09:15:27 AM
I Should’ve Fucked Hamlet.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 23, 2023, 10:42:15 AM
We surveyed 100 Italians, top 5 answers are on the board.... "Tell me the best way to fake your death"

Monta-whodunnit?

Dolla-pothacary
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 23, 2023, 11:45:12 AM
Street Fighter VII:  Montague vs. Capulet

R&J: Electric Booggaloo III.



Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 23, 2023, 11:47:03 AM
Italians are so horny!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 23, 2023, 11:51:55 AM
Italians are so horny!

Mingya, I know. *Waves hand*
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on June 23, 2023, 11:55:56 AM
Virile Youths Simply Desireth to Fornicate
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on June 23, 2023, 12:05:27 PM
Jomeo and Ruliet - The tragic 12 hour engagement.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 23, 2023, 12:28:35 PM
Se c'è erba sul campo, gioca a palla.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 23, 2023, 12:43:59 PM
He/Him/His and She/Her/Her's
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 23, 2023, 12:47:23 PM
He/Him/His and She/Her/Her's

Can't assume that. Their pronounced are dead and gone.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 23, 2023, 12:48:15 PM
You got chocolate in my peanut butter!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 23, 2023, 12:50:49 PM
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 23, 2023, 02:15:04 PM
The Cinema Show
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on June 25, 2023, 07:43:14 AM
I Should’ve Fucked Hamlet.
This one did it for me.

Winner!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 25, 2023, 08:53:04 AM

Updated Standings:

Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 33
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -19
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42 - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, wolfking- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Jamesman -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1



Next theme: Hockey style penalties you could call in the bedroom.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 25, 2023, 08:57:53 AM
Unsportsmanlike Conduct - Illegal back door entry
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 25, 2023, 08:59:07 AM
Icing - Denied Sexual Advances
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on June 25, 2023, 09:02:57 AM
Offsides - Entering the wrong hole.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 25, 2023, 09:04:24 AM
*googles hockey penalties*

So I heard butt-ending is a thing...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 25, 2023, 09:09:35 AM
Too many men in the bed
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on June 25, 2023, 09:26:49 AM
Fisting
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 25, 2023, 10:15:35 AM
Delay of Game - Loss of erection
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on June 25, 2023, 11:18:40 AM
Penalty Stroke
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 25, 2023, 11:25:24 AM
Forearm Shiver

Fisting

Wristwatch Crisco
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 25, 2023, 11:42:39 AM
2 minutes for slew dink.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on June 25, 2023, 12:46:22 PM
Foot in the crease (oops, scratch that, it’s permitted now😉)

Delay of game for throwing octopi on the field of play

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 25, 2023, 01:11:08 PM
5 minutes for coiffed spearing.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on June 25, 2023, 01:31:25 PM
Checking from behind

It’s only two minutes in the box
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 25, 2023, 03:06:51 PM
2 minutes for groping.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 26, 2023, 07:34:54 AM
Illegal stick: too much curve. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 26, 2023, 08:30:14 AM
Illegal stick: too much curve.

:clap:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 26, 2023, 08:31:08 AM
No matter the penalty, every goal is scored in under 30 seconds.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 26, 2023, 10:00:17 AM
Ejection for for not having the garter belts snapped in correctly.   
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 27, 2023, 01:36:59 PM
Illegal stick: too much curve.

You win Stads!

My own entry would've been:
Too Many Teeth. ;D
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 27, 2023, 02:13:32 PM
Updated Standings:

Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 33
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 20
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42 - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, wolfking- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Jamesman -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1



Unfortunate Guilty Pleasures.....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on June 27, 2023, 02:27:21 PM
Rubbing hot sauce on your eyes
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 27, 2023, 02:42:46 PM
Reasoning with Lawyers

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on June 27, 2023, 02:44:06 PM
Reasoning with Lawyers
:lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on June 27, 2023, 04:46:41 PM
Reasoning with Lawyers

Oh snap!


Grandma's back and ass scratch.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 27, 2023, 05:06:10 PM
Ear hair tweezing

Anus bleaching

Ball waxing
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 27, 2023, 05:17:09 PM
Masturbating with pizza dough
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on June 27, 2023, 05:18:12 PM
Cuddle puddle sniffing
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on June 27, 2023, 08:45:33 PM
KISS
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on June 27, 2023, 08:51:00 PM
Believing in common sense.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 28, 2023, 04:36:29 AM
Leaving carts in the middle of the parking lot.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on June 28, 2023, 04:45:34 AM
Issa.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on June 28, 2023, 05:13:12 AM
Driving 35 in the left lane...all day long.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 28, 2023, 05:52:10 AM
Issa.

(https://gifdb.com/images/high/i-knew-it-498-x-266-gif-tz2linnap4b12kx7.gif)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 28, 2023, 06:47:14 AM
Gonna give it till noon my time (I never know when to end these things!!!) to see what comes up, but I'm eyeing a winner...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 28, 2023, 07:52:27 AM
Cat urine showers

Testicle Kneading

Eyelid Acupuncture
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 28, 2023, 08:05:06 AM
Eating pizza at TAC's house
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on June 28, 2023, 08:08:48 AM
Eating pizza at TAC's house

Eww.. :lol They come extra cheesy.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 28, 2023, 09:18:45 AM
Eating pizza at TAC's house

Eww.. :lol They come extra cheesy.

With onions!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on June 28, 2023, 09:22:12 AM
Leaving carts in the middle of the parking lot.
Bitch stole my post.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on June 28, 2023, 09:28:53 AM
TAC's secret stash of Winger Memorabilia
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 28, 2023, 09:33:54 AM
Being Hef's Bitch
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on June 28, 2023, 10:31:40 AM
Being Hef's Bitch
Not a bad gig, all things considered lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 28, 2023, 10:39:03 AM
Try being his son  :millahhhh
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on June 28, 2023, 10:43:17 AM
Try being his son  :millahhhh
:metal
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 28, 2023, 11:12:48 AM
Issa.

(https://gifdb.com/images/high/i-knew-it-498-x-266-gif-tz2linnap4b12kx7.gif)

Yeah, Issa is the winner.  I knew it too.  Wolfie has posters on his wall.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on June 28, 2023, 01:03:17 PM
I don't get it
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on June 28, 2023, 01:11:29 PM
I don't get it

I don't get the last dozen or so of 'winning' selections either but it's all about playing to the person who's picking.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on June 28, 2023, 01:17:06 PM
Issa (https://www.metal-archives.com/artists/Issa/372490) is a Norwegian "metal" singer that Kade slags constantly.  She is to him as Winger is to Tim.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on June 29, 2023, 07:12:11 AM
I don't get it

I don't get the last dozen or so of 'winning' selections either but it's all about playing to the person who's picking.

I get it, and I'm (sort of, but not really) sorry for that. I thought that was a funny in-joke.  I rarely see Wolfking get worked up, but it seems that this artist "Issa" (never heard her, myself) has a knack for triggering that response. He sometimes gets apoplectic in the thread when she's mentioned.  So to see that as actually his guilty pleasure, I got a chuckle out of that. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on July 01, 2023, 06:05:34 AM
Do I still win if I lied?  :biggrin:  I knew I'd get you guys.  Yeah Bill bit of an inside joke from a while back that never really gets old it seems.

I will admit for the sake of the win, there is one sing of hers I did like written by Robert Sall.  And a nice solo from him too.


Updated Standings:

Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 33
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 20
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42 - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera, wolfking - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Jamesman -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene;

Things not to do at a heavy metal concert.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on July 01, 2023, 06:48:20 AM
Arrive
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 01, 2023, 07:22:49 AM
Wear white capri pants with thong sandals.

Pass out deodorant to everyone around you

Arrive in hockey pads and a full shield for the mosh pit.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 01, 2023, 07:45:08 AM
Show up with TAC.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on July 01, 2023, 08:20:53 AM
Wear a Taylor Swift t shirt.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 01, 2023, 09:10:36 AM
Smoke a Joint you found in a Johnny on the Spot   (I did this at the 2000 Ozzfest  :()

Try to navigate a pit circle the opposite direction

Make out with a chic that has more piercings than white blood cells

Arrive Sober
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 01, 2023, 09:21:05 AM
Go with Lithojazzosphere and have him explain and describe every fucking nuance as it happens.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 01, 2023, 09:23:29 AM
Ask the person standing next to you when the headliner takes the stage "Are you ready to Rock?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on July 01, 2023, 01:59:05 PM
Sit down

Wear Nickelback merch

Say you wished Issa was opening instead
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 01, 2023, 02:15:02 PM
Watching other guys pee
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 01, 2023, 03:02:52 PM
Clap your hands and cry when your favorite song comes on.

Ask them to turn it down, it's too loud.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 01, 2023, 03:10:09 PM
Wear an oxford shirt. ;D
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on July 01, 2023, 03:13:20 PM
Request 'Freebird.'
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 01, 2023, 03:15:07 PM
Dance to blast beats.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 01, 2023, 03:30:52 PM
Wear an oxford shirt. ;D

I have literally done that.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 01, 2023, 04:03:08 PM
The Macarena

Your taxes

Burpees
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on July 01, 2023, 07:06:20 PM
Join the forum for the band you're going to see
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on July 01, 2023, 07:13:58 PM
Bring your guitar/amp to play along to the songs
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on July 02, 2023, 06:14:06 PM
Some nice ones here.  I'll bump this and give it another 24 hours.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on July 02, 2023, 06:33:13 PM
Wear a non-black shirt
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 02, 2023, 08:09:45 PM
Get a prison tat from a guy named Rooster
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on July 03, 2023, 06:44:14 PM
Go with Lithojazzosphere and have him explain and describe every fucking nuance as it happens.

This one made me chuckle the most.  You are the winner Tim my friend!  :metal
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 03, 2023, 06:56:12 PM
Updated Standings:

Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 33
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 20
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42 - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera, wolfking - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Jamesman -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene;

Something a mechanic would say to you that's wrong with your car, but you're insanely jealous and you think he's talking about your wife.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 03, 2023, 07:04:49 PM
You can hop right on and ride it……no warm up needed.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 03, 2023, 07:45:57 PM
She’s got a lot of junk in the trunk

The high beams nearly blinded me. 

The backfire is loud and rancid.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on July 03, 2023, 07:55:30 PM
Because of age, lubricant is needed more frequently
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on July 03, 2023, 07:55:56 PM
Well I got my hands up in there and I just got covered in goo.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 03, 2023, 08:33:33 PM
I changed the station from all the talkin and rambling and gabbing and non-stop gibberish. Fuckin loud too!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on July 03, 2023, 09:37:27 PM
She sure is a beauty. How much does it cost to fill her up?

She sure does need a little lovin’. I got inside and turned ‘er on, and she sounded like she was gonna blow!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on July 04, 2023, 05:30:16 AM
She looks like you let a few mexicans in a toyota microbus cornhole her out on the interstate.

I'll trade ya.

You know, it's okay to wash her more than just when it rains.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on July 04, 2023, 08:35:57 AM
"Honestly, with the amount of structural damage, I don't see her moving under her own power again."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 04, 2023, 11:03:29 AM
How long have you been driving her like this?  Your ball bearings are shot.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 04, 2023, 11:20:01 AM
You'll never get to top speed with the curtains flapping like that
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 04, 2023, 02:43:23 PM
I don’t understand anything about these new models. You gotta plug a computer in to them to make any kind of sense nowadays. The warning errors are incompressible without the proper connections.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 05, 2023, 09:37:10 AM
There's a fair amount of body rot, but what's important is what's under the hood. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 05, 2023, 10:09:08 AM
you have to choke it quite a bit to really get it going
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 05, 2023, 12:15:29 PM
Well I got my hands up in there and I just got covered in goo.

This made me laugh. It's so whacked. :lol

Winnah!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on July 05, 2023, 06:39:27 PM
Woo!

Updated Standings:

Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 33
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 20
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42 - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera, wolfking - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, Jamesman -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:

Bad things to hear in a restaurant
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on July 05, 2023, 06:49:34 PM
Hey look, Gordon Ramsey is eating here!

Did you see who the Chef is here, Poppy from Seinfeld!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 05, 2023, 06:56:49 PM
I'll check the steak in a minute, I have to update my roulette's hangman!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 05, 2023, 07:18:44 PM
The chef just threw up in the kitchen.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on July 05, 2023, 07:30:11 PM
“Isn’t that DragonAttack at the bar?”

“So this is the Mrs.. Who was that woman you were here with last night?”

Recommended by Joey Chestnut.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 05, 2023, 08:00:28 PM
Just send it out anyways!

Oh shit, a surprise health and safety inspection!

How the hell am I supposed to know what it should smell like?  You’re the chef.

It’s RJ’s shift tonight.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 05, 2023, 10:56:02 PM
My brother served time with the Chef…..says he makes a mean Carbonara.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on July 06, 2023, 12:21:11 AM
Chef, which dish from the menu is this even supposed to be?

Can I order the chicken?  'Absolutely, would you like that rare, medium or well done?.......oh wait'.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on July 06, 2023, 06:19:43 AM
We ran out of chicken? let's just use the secret meat.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 06, 2023, 06:26:48 AM
No, there's not meat on the menu... we've gone vegan now.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 06, 2023, 07:14:12 AM
"It's only a finger; surely you can find a lost finger!!!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on July 06, 2023, 07:35:47 AM
"Hello, welcome to Olive Garden".
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on July 06, 2023, 09:27:21 AM
Hey, Jon Taffer just walked in.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on July 06, 2023, 02:08:44 PM
"Listen to me, Hatcher. You've gotta tell them! Soylent Green is people! We've gotta stop them somehow!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 06, 2023, 03:11:34 PM
"One one thousand... two one thousand... three one thousand..."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on July 06, 2023, 04:05:41 PM
Sir, if that were the Chef's hair in your food it's not from his head, because he's bald.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on July 06, 2023, 10:05:53 PM
It's our grand re-opening after those botulism cases shut us down last week.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 07, 2023, 05:37:40 AM
Me: I'll have what my wife has.

Waiter:  I've already had that.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 07, 2023, 08:26:53 AM
Catch a Rat - Win a free Appetizer
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on July 07, 2023, 10:49:20 AM
Sir, if that were the Chef's hair in your food it's not from his head, because he's bald.

Winner!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on July 07, 2023, 03:45:51 PM
 :metal

Will post soon.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on July 07, 2023, 07:11:41 PM
Updated Standings:

Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 33
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 20
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42 - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, Jamesman -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:

Things you don't want to hear your boss saying as you walk in on him/her on a phone call.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 07, 2023, 07:16:01 PM
Mark is going to be disappointed when he finds out he's fu.....hey Mark!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 07, 2023, 08:54:43 PM
Have you heard that new Pyramaze album?

Don’t ever tell anyone I knew those power lines were too low.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on July 08, 2023, 12:30:28 PM
Don’t ever tell anyone I knew those power lines were too low.

Yeah.....umm....wow....okay...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 08, 2023, 01:16:04 PM
That’s right….you heard me correctly……all of it……all the money the company has left…….put it on Black!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on July 09, 2023, 01:25:07 AM
"We lost HOW much on the bored apes investment?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on July 09, 2023, 05:45:50 AM
"No. I'll keep him here doing some nonescence until 10. That should give us plenty of time, Punkin'."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on July 10, 2023, 09:28:14 AM
Don’t ever tell anyone I knew those power lines were too low.
Damn  :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on July 10, 2023, 10:43:24 AM
"He's here.  Bring out the Gimp."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 10, 2023, 12:38:48 PM
.....yes, AMWAY.....you heard me correctly.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 10, 2023, 03:44:07 PM
"...so I'll let him know the Bud Lights are on him.."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on July 10, 2023, 04:39:18 PM
Don’t ever tell anyone I knew those power lines were too low.
Damn  :lol

I think it's safe to say that this response won't be the winner....

I'll let this ride another day to see if we can get a few more responses.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 10, 2023, 04:40:29 PM
"...he told me his name was Chad and he likes cheesy music..."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on July 10, 2023, 06:18:42 PM
"I can't believe they all drank that coffee after we found the roaches in it"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 10, 2023, 06:20:18 PM
……I don’t know……all I know the real estate agent for Spirit Halloween was walking around the office taking measurements so it can’t be good……
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on July 10, 2023, 07:03:05 PM
Yeah I purposely asked Mike to work that dah so he can't make it to my birthday party...oh key Mike.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 12, 2023, 11:20:29 AM
...not sure boss....maybe wolfking was taken hostage and he's just physically unable to pick a winner for this round?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on July 12, 2023, 04:47:28 PM
Yeah I purposely asked Mike to work that dah so he can't make it to my birthday party...oh key Mike.

Okay, let's move this one on.  I liked this one, winner!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on July 13, 2023, 06:09:51 AM
 :metal

Updated Standings:

Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 33
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 20
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42 - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, Jamesman -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:

Your best friend asked you to play his favorite DT song at his wedding. You misunderstood the request and instead...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 13, 2023, 06:24:11 AM
Gave him a hand job under the table. ("Pull me under")
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 13, 2023, 08:06:03 AM
Fuc%ed his Fiancée 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on July 13, 2023, 08:42:20 AM
Played "Misunderstood", a track from Dream Theater's 6th album Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Zydar on July 13, 2023, 08:47:48 AM
Played it at his funeral.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on July 13, 2023, 09:15:20 AM
Played his favorite Donald Trump song. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 13, 2023, 09:16:49 AM
Went on a tirade on the groom’s stepfather.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on July 13, 2023, 11:08:23 AM
recovered from a drinking problem over the course of 5 albums
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 13, 2023, 11:31:16 AM
consumed a large amount of DMT and proceeded to feverishly masturbate to completion at every guests table
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 13, 2023, 11:48:42 AM
Told the wedding singer that he was way out of tune.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 13, 2023, 12:20:19 PM
Instituted revolving guest lists.

Banned all video taping by the guests during the ceremony.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 13, 2023, 12:23:58 PM
Started a debate between the Missus Previously and the Missus Momentarily by repeating its not the same since MP left.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 13, 2023, 12:50:00 PM
The father/daughter dance was in 7/4.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on July 13, 2023, 12:57:19 PM
Played The Mighty Masturbator by Devin Townsend.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on July 13, 2023, 03:39:13 PM
Played a Dark Tranquility song instead.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on July 13, 2023, 03:40:31 PM
Played SDV as getting married he will never be open again.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 13, 2023, 03:58:13 PM
you ask his brother Larry if 5 days from now when they marry if he could be the best man. He says 'sure'.....then you say Neat-o and check your libido and roll to the church in your new tuxedo. When the bride walks down to start the wedding you realize there's one more girl you won't be gettin'

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on July 13, 2023, 09:00:23 PM
Played Strapping Young Lad for the first dance.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on July 13, 2023, 09:35:10 PM
Your friend gets access to a secret new DT album from the internet and surprises him by playing it at the wedding while beaming as JLB's soaring vocals sing "CRUCIFY RESIST DENY!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 14, 2023, 04:16:07 AM
Since he's not really your best friend, you have no idea... and start a Wild Ranger-esque poll "Which DT song is best for weddings".
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on July 14, 2023, 06:16:16 AM
Some good ones, others that went in a direction I was not expecting  :)

But this one wins it for me  :lol

Played The Mighty Masturbator by Devin Townsend.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on July 14, 2023, 04:26:02 PM
Schweet!

Updated Standings:

Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 20
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42 - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, Jamesman -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:

Famous movie quotes, closed captioned horribly wrong.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 14, 2023, 04:32:21 PM
Nose...bud
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 14, 2023, 05:31:31 PM
….”I’m your fu%k buddy…..”……..Doc Holiday - Tombstone
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 14, 2023, 05:37:07 PM
“If you bang it……she will cum”.   Whisper Voice - Field of Dreams
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on July 14, 2023, 05:47:41 PM
You can’t hand Al the tooth!

Frankly my dear, I could give a f*ck
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 14, 2023, 05:52:34 PM
"May the floss be with you"

That's my dentist's favorite line.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on July 14, 2023, 08:46:22 PM
1.21 gigolos!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on July 14, 2023, 09:12:11 PM
ANDY: Think you'll ever get out of here?

RED: Sure. When I got a long white beard and about three marbles left rolling around upstairs.

ANDY: Tell you where I'd go. See what an a-hole.

RED: See what an a-hole?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 14, 2023, 09:20:51 PM
You can’t handle the girth!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on July 14, 2023, 10:40:49 PM
Life is like a box of Chiclets…

Loo tenant Dan!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 15, 2023, 04:23:23 AM
There's no crapping in baseball!

I am your farter

What we have here is a failure to copulate.

Butt.  James Butt.

Nobody puts that brat in a corner.

To infinity and balls deep.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on July 15, 2023, 07:27:21 AM
Badgers?  We don’t need no stinking badgers!

Their hear!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on July 15, 2023, 08:58:57 AM
Pasta la Vista, baby
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 15, 2023, 09:23:08 AM
To Xfinity and beyond!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on July 15, 2023, 10:01:05 AM
Inception: "We have to go deeper!" (I can't feel you in there)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 15, 2023, 12:03:56 PM
I love the smell of a$$hole in the morning

Are You tickling me? Are you tickling me?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on July 15, 2023, 04:40:36 PM
I'm wankin' here, I'm wankin' here.

Say hello to my little pony.


Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 15, 2023, 05:21:53 PM
You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well...do ya, hunk?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 15, 2023, 06:32:35 PM
I am personally placing a hundred-dollar bounty on the head of TAC McCracken.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 15, 2023, 06:47:04 PM
I am personally placing a hundred-dollar bounty on the head of TAC McCracken.

 :tup
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on July 15, 2023, 08:26:28 PM
-"you're without a doubt the worst painter I ever heard of"
"But you have heard of me"

-this is the day you will always remember as the day you almost poked Captain Jack Sparrow
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on July 16, 2023, 09:29:44 AM
Heeeeeere's John!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on July 16, 2023, 09:41:51 AM
I coulda been a bartender
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 16, 2023, 12:42:00 PM
Staaadlerrrrr! Staaadlerrrrrrr!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on July 16, 2023, 01:37:36 PM
Great timing! :tup
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on July 16, 2023, 05:45:19 PM
ANDY: Think you'll ever get out of here?

RED: Sure. When I got a long white beard and about three marbles left rolling around upstairs.

ANDY: Tell you where I'd go. See what an a-hole.

RED: See what an a-hole?

That is great!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on July 16, 2023, 07:03:25 PM
Great stuff so far, lads. I’ll let this go another day to give the weekday posters a shot.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on July 17, 2023, 07:34:47 AM
You're going to need a bigger bong
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 17, 2023, 02:48:56 PM
I’ll be bukkake.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on July 17, 2023, 03:37:52 PM
You know, when I posted this scene I was anticipating laughing at the scandalous innuendo and scatalogical brilliance from you degenerates, but in the end, what tickled me the most was the spelling impaired captioners of TAC, DragonAttack, and especially the hard of hearing, poor spelling captioner of Snow Dog!
1.21 gigolos!
ANDY: Think you'll ever get out of here?

RED: Sure. When I got a long white beard and about three marbles left rolling around upstairs.

ANDY: Tell you where I'd go. See what an a-hole.

RED: See what an a-hole?
Life is like a box of Chiclets…

Loo tenant Dan!

All great entries, and a worthy victory. [pat pat]Who's the good boy. You're the good boy[scratch scratch]

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on July 17, 2023, 06:14:09 PM
Awesome! Thanks!

Updated standings:
Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 20
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42 - 10
masterthes, Snow Dog - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, Jamesman -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:
DTF members’ 2024 Presidential campaign slogans
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on July 17, 2023, 06:24:53 PM
Make Dream Theater Portnoy-ish again
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 17, 2023, 07:04:36 PM
Kinger: Acntios Trolkemo Csabnom
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 17, 2023, 07:14:28 PM
TAC: LETS MAKE TIN CAN PHONES GREAT AGAIN!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on July 17, 2023, 07:14:32 PM
hefdaddy42: No.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on July 17, 2023, 07:15:32 PM
jingle.boy: Make Kim Jong-Il alive again.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 17, 2023, 07:30:58 PM
hefdaddy42: No.

hefdaddy: Make that bitch shut the fuck up again.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 17, 2023, 07:43:12 PM
Stadler: Let Common Sence Prevail
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 17, 2023, 07:55:40 PM
Lonestar: "On my first day in office I will.......visit Japan."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on July 17, 2023, 08:32:46 PM
KevShmev: Here are the Top 40 things I will do as president....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 17, 2023, 08:41:07 PM
Hefdaddy: You're still a stupid fucking bitch

Chino: No balcony speeches
Chino: Here's your cone

Anyone: The best them

TAC: Make Corals Empty Again

DragonAttack: Rejoin the Monarchy

WildRanger: Objectively better
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 17, 2023, 08:51:39 PM
Jingle.boy : Make Middle Fingers Great Again
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on July 17, 2023, 10:48:34 PM
Frankly, my dear, I could donate a yam!

oops....plagiarizing and too late ;)

btw...what would have happened had that big oak tree been cleared, or if Red couldn't remember 'what an a-hole'? :lol  Moving on...
*************

Get back in the sack with DragonAttack!

TAC:  Unity FOrever

jingle.boy Will Bring Home The Cup, eh!

Snow Dog:  Victorious Over By-Tor Since 1975!

Choose Harmony!

VOTE FOR CHANGE:  Kingshmegland, King Gizz & Liz Wiz Bizzie, uhm,  Kinger in '24!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 18, 2023, 06:33:18 AM
Jingle.Boy:"I will give Boston back to England."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 18, 2023, 07:14:12 AM
lonestar: Free Healthcare with ever purchase of a Gacharic Spin album.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on July 18, 2023, 10:09:05 AM
Jamesman: We ARE a match.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 18, 2023, 10:14:36 AM
TAC: EVER GROCERY PARKING LOT WILL BE STAFFED WITH EMPLOYEES COLLECTING CARTS!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 18, 2023, 10:19:24 AM
TAC:  I would build a great cart wall. And nobody builds a cart wall better than me, believe me. And I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great great cart wall on our parking lot borders and I’ll have grocery stores pay for that cart wall.”
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 18, 2023, 12:15:54 PM
TAC:  We will put a wall around the Power Windows albums.  The wall will be known as the "Sucks & Blows Wall."  Believe me it will bw made on the backs of great American metal guitarist!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 18, 2023, 02:35:11 PM
TACecanoe and Tyler Too!



I, Stadler (the real Stadler, and not the Muppet) propose, inter alia (and among other things) to, a) reduce the divisiveness, b) ban the Political Humor thread, c) outlaw common sense (which is neither common, nor sense (https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-power-prime/201107/common-sense-is-neither-common-nor-sense)), and d) nominate Kiss' "Rockin' In The U.S.A." as the new National Anthem.*

* In lieu of that, I am pledging to make Diamond David Lee Roth our official ambassador to the Europe, Africa, and that portion of Asia that was included on their first two albums.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on July 19, 2023, 12:45:46 PM
Kinger: Acntios Trolkemo Csabnom

Lots of good ones, but the mental picture of a bunch of signs in a crowd with Kingly misspelled gibberish on them is a crack up!

TAC, you're up!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 19, 2023, 12:52:52 PM
Yeah, I was pretty sure that one was winning right out of the gate.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 19, 2023, 07:54:56 PM
Updated standings:
Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 20
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42 - 10
masterthes, Snow Dog - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, Jamesman -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:
Funny signs you would see in a Grocery store
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on July 19, 2023, 07:57:40 PM
Please return your cart to the corral, asshole.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 19, 2023, 07:57:46 PM
Kinger: Acntios Trolkemo Csabnom

Lots of good ones, but the mental picture of a bunch of signs in a crowd with Kingly misspelled gibberish on them is a crack up!

TAC, you're up!

Imagine me holding that sign up tonight at AEW in Boston tonight where I am!  Lolol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 19, 2023, 08:07:16 PM
Playing live next Wednesday, Queensryche.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 19, 2023, 08:11:27 PM
Kinger: Acntios Trolkemo Csabnom

Lots of good ones, but the mental picture of a bunch of signs in a crowd with Kingly misspelled gibberish on them is a crack up!

TAC, you're up!

Imagine me holding that sign up tonight at AEW in Boston tonight where I am!  Lolol

Is this the one you held up?

(https://i.imgur.com/8pIA5hW.png)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on July 19, 2023, 08:11:47 PM
Free Winger CD with the purchase of $50 or more. Winger + Rush's Power Windows with $100 purchase.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 19, 2023, 08:17:04 PM
No Tim. No signs here just suplexes.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 19, 2023, 08:20:34 PM
Marjorie Taylor Green rap poetry, 7pm tomorrow

Brussel sprouts sold out.

Black light special in the family planning aisle.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on July 19, 2023, 08:29:39 PM
10% off of all expired canned food. 15% off moldy bread.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on July 19, 2023, 08:41:37 PM
Spotted Dick

We beat everybody’s meat!

Single price: $1.98. Buy two: $3.98.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on July 19, 2023, 09:26:27 PM
Attention: If the scanner fails to ring your item up, no, it’s not fucking free…

Melons on sale at Big (.Y.)

Oral condoms 69¢ ea
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 20, 2023, 08:56:20 AM
Deli does not sell fish. The fresh Salmon smell is our Manager Susan's musk.

Lost children will be given a gallon of their favorite ice cream and a bag of Skittles until claimed.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 20, 2023, 09:47:17 AM
Blue Chees Roulette - buy six blocks ... one of them is one-month old mozzarella. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 20, 2023, 09:56:46 AM
If you bought "Glazed" Donuts on the morning of 7/13/2023, contact Tom Billing's at Murphy and Sons Lawyer's office. You will be included as a plaintiff in the class action lawsuit
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on July 20, 2023, 10:04:19 AM
If you touch or smell any fruit, you must purchase it.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 20, 2023, 10:16:42 AM
Please leave unwanted frozen food you thoufht you wanted but changed your mind on any open shelf in the store.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 20, 2023, 10:37:21 AM
Please don't fondle the melons. 

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on July 20, 2023, 12:23:31 PM
Please don't fondle the melons. 

Or at least ask for permission first.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on July 20, 2023, 01:50:42 PM
2 for 1 sale on Massengill products in the salad dressing isle.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on July 20, 2023, 02:00:46 PM
Free 6-pack of beer with the purchase of 3 boxes of diapers.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 20, 2023, 03:25:08 PM
We now carry the Magnum Condoms.  No, not for you buddy.  For him!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on July 20, 2023, 04:04:24 PM
Free 6-pack of beer with the purchase of 3 boxes of diapers.

"Daddy drinks because you cry!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 20, 2023, 04:25:26 PM
Free 6-pack of beer with the purchase of 3 boxes of diapers.

"In Russia, Daddy drinks because you cry!"

FTFTYS
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on July 20, 2023, 04:34:03 PM
Free 6-pack of beer with the purchase of 3 boxes of diapers.

"In Russia, Daddy drinks because you cry!"

FTFTYS

Fixed That For The Young Shits?!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 20, 2023, 04:45:44 PM
Fixed that for you Yakov Smirnoff.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 20, 2023, 05:47:45 PM
Fixed that for you Yakov Smirnoff.

Rolls right off the tongue
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 20, 2023, 06:05:02 PM
Chad, like in Russia!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 20, 2023, 08:05:23 PM
Please leave unwanted frozen food you thoufht you wanted but changed your mind on any open shelf in the store.


I laughed the most at this one because it's so true. Of course, a Kinger's Market sign would have a spelling issue.



You're up Joe!!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 21, 2023, 04:20:53 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 21, 2023, 04:23:42 AM
Updated standings:
Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 28 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 20
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42 - 10
masterthes, Snow Dog - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, Jamesman -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:  Make your own TV slogans but for terrible products.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 21, 2023, 05:39:12 AM
Coors Light:  You know you want it
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on July 21, 2023, 06:16:09 AM
Butt Scratcher: For the times your spouse is not around.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on July 22, 2023, 05:10:17 AM
ACME Booger Picker - Go for the GOLD!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on July 22, 2023, 05:21:46 AM
The New Fargo 100 model woodchipper by Ronco. No one will ever find out!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on July 22, 2023, 11:26:43 AM
Budweiser: the original flavoured water.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 22, 2023, 05:12:34 PM
At a concert. Will pick a winner tomorrow.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on July 22, 2023, 06:13:11 PM
Printer Ink Cartridges: you'll never financially recover from buying this.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 22, 2023, 07:25:51 PM
Pubic Pillow - Package those manscaped pubes in this silk pouch and enjoy a comforting night of sleep.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 22, 2023, 07:29:03 PM
John Petrucci's Tone Mission: Don't fucking bother
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on July 22, 2023, 07:32:27 PM
Tone Mission - You still won't be as good as me, n00b.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 22, 2023, 07:36:40 PM
The Thirty Second Pitch Clock: It works in the bedroom too!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 23, 2023, 09:54:12 AM
Printer Ink Cartridges: you'll never financially recover from buying this.

And when you use then, it's dried up!  Lol. Winner!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on July 23, 2023, 11:01:39 AM
For real!
Also 1 win away from being tied with LHK, I miss that guy.

Updated standings:
Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 28 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 20
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42 - 10
masterthes, Snow Dog - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, Jamesman - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:  A celebrity wishes upon a star. Who is it and what did they wish for?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 23, 2023, 02:17:51 PM
Fiji Water driven Hover car.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on July 23, 2023, 06:04:03 PM
I want a who as well, let me edit that in  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 23, 2023, 06:05:15 PM
Clint Eastwood wishes some punk would make his day.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on July 23, 2023, 06:58:52 PM
Ben Stiller wished to not to be such a fucking annoying asshole.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on July 23, 2023, 06:59:47 PM
Dwayne Johnson wished for being able to act.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 23, 2023, 07:00:57 PM
Kingshmegland wished for a spell checker.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 23, 2023, 07:05:54 PM
Kingshmegland wished for a spell checker.

Doesn't help me now.

Thanks for the celebrity status though.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on July 23, 2023, 07:13:29 PM
Elon Musk wished he hadn't bought twitter for the memes.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 24, 2023, 05:00:06 AM
James Labrie wishes he could sing.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on July 24, 2023, 05:30:16 AM
James Labrie wishes he could sing.

 :lol  You live dangerously mate.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 24, 2023, 05:31:01 AM
The members of Dream Theater wish James could sing.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on July 24, 2023, 05:32:01 AM
Jason Aldean wishes he didn't try that in a small town.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 24, 2023, 05:37:47 AM
The members of Dream Theater wish James could sing.

John Myung wishes James didn’t hit him over the head with a chair when they discussed his vocals.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 24, 2023, 05:45:01 AM
Nick wishes he didn’t fail so much.

John Petrucci wants more chickens to rub.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on July 24, 2023, 05:50:40 AM
Kevin Moore wishes he would be open again.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on July 24, 2023, 05:52:31 AM
The members of Dream Theater wish James could sing.

John Myung wishes James didn’t hit him over the head with a chair when they discussed his vocals.

John Myung then wished he could sing to replace James.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on July 24, 2023, 05:55:38 AM
John Petrucci then listened to James' solo albums and then wished they chose Peter Wildoer instead of Mangini so he could also replace James and have every song sung entirely of growls.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on July 24, 2023, 05:56:10 AM
Mike Portnoy wished he could growl like Peter Wildoer.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on July 24, 2023, 06:30:18 AM
What is this, the Dream Theater Wish Foundation?  :lol

Michael Angelo Batio wished for 2 extra arms
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 24, 2023, 07:16:15 AM
Lars wished for rhythm
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 24, 2023, 07:16:41 AM
Stephen Wilson wished for joy.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 24, 2023, 07:42:12 AM
Roger Waters wishes you were here.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on July 24, 2023, 08:42:43 AM
Roger Waters wishes you were here.

:clap:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 24, 2023, 09:53:45 AM
John Cena wishes for no more wishes
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 24, 2023, 11:10:21 AM
Peter Dinklage wishes to go on rollercoaster rides.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 24, 2023, 11:25:32 AM
Easy E wishes he’d have worn a condom
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 24, 2023, 11:26:27 AM
Bill Clinton wishes the Oval Office had a laundromat
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 24, 2023, 11:38:43 AM
Bill Clinton wishes the Oval Office had a laundromat Monica swallowed

Fix'd
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on July 25, 2023, 08:20:39 AM
Ryan Gosling wishes you would just tell him what you want.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on July 25, 2023, 09:19:49 AM
Roger Waters wishes you were here.

So many good ones, this was hard but stepdad wins!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 25, 2023, 01:36:18 PM
Updated standings:
Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 28 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 21
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42 - 10
masterthes, Snow Dog - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, Jamesman - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:  (If we've done this already, let me know; I didn't see it):  Elon Musk's failed names for his Twitter rebranding.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on July 25, 2023, 02:13:37 PM
Twatter obvious, I know

Face-X
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 25, 2023, 02:14:50 PM
Musker
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 25, 2023, 02:44:25 PM
Tesler.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 25, 2023, 03:57:18 PM
I have no idea what I’m fucking doing.

Severance-X
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 25, 2023, 04:02:50 PM
Kinger

Queener
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 25, 2023, 05:14:19 PM
I'm calling Lisa that tonight.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on July 25, 2023, 06:18:51 PM
XYYZ

X AE A-12

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 25, 2023, 09:57:32 PM
Mine
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on July 25, 2023, 10:21:22 PM
HTLFAAP

How To Lose Friends And Alienate People
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on July 26, 2023, 12:12:36 AM
DTFX
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on July 26, 2023, 06:55:22 AM
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 26, 2023, 11:06:18 AM
Dimwitter
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 26, 2023, 11:31:21 AM
NottheTitanguy
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on July 26, 2023, 11:49:03 AM
That Hashtag Place
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 26, 2023, 01:26:05 PM


I don't know why, but this one made me laugh.   Win.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on July 27, 2023, 10:24:15 AM
Thanks!

Updated standings:
Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 28 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 21
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, Jamesman - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:  Rejected Jeopardy categories.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 27, 2023, 10:59:54 AM
Famous Sean Connery Imitations

An Alchemist (think back to that SNL skit...)

King Misspellings

I'll Blow You (Because it would be funny to hear contestants say "I'll Blow You for $200, Alex" over and over...)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 27, 2023, 11:19:12 AM
WTF is that?

Sucks & Blows.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on July 27, 2023, 11:28:12 AM
Famous Turds
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 27, 2023, 11:54:20 AM
Clinton Associates who’ve Died of “suicide”

Name that MCU Phase

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 27, 2023, 12:22:17 PM
Taylor Swift Boyfriend Names

Spike Lee Movie Flops

Top Covid Vaccine Side Effects
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on July 27, 2023, 12:37:02 PM
University of Utah Heisman Trophy Winners

BBC weather girls
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 27, 2023, 04:37:19 PM
Conspiracy Theories Gary Buys Into
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 27, 2023, 05:00:42 PM

I'll Blow You (Because it would be funny to hear contestants say "I'll Blow You for $200, Alex" over and over...)

 :lol

I mean, why evn post anything else after this? :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 27, 2023, 05:06:13 PM
Mothers you’ve banged

The women of DTF (the first category in Jeopardy history with 4 answers)

Bra sizes

Bosk’s most irrational bans.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on July 27, 2023, 05:31:39 PM
Tim's Top 10 Winger songs

Jay's legitimate work related gripes

Best DTF Donation Contest prizes

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on July 28, 2023, 08:36:32 AM
Douchiest News Anchors

Celebrity Cumsluts

Actresses Too Old For Leonardo DiCaprio To Consider Dating
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on July 28, 2023, 10:34:56 AM

I'll Blow You (Because it would be funny to hear contestants say "I'll Blow You for $200, Alex" over and over...)

 :lol

I mean, why evn post anything else after this? :lol

Yeah, this one had me laughing out loud at my kid’s swim lesson yesterday. Boomerang win for the Stads!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 30, 2023, 05:00:09 PM
Updated standings:
Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 28 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, Jamesman - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:  Awful "to-do" jobs around the house...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 30, 2023, 05:01:48 PM
Absolutely anything.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on July 30, 2023, 05:20:46 PM
The misses.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 30, 2023, 05:29:31 PM
Apologizing for doing nothing wrong.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on July 30, 2023, 05:44:18 PM
Apologizing for doing something differently than you were expected to do it.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on July 30, 2023, 06:02:14 PM
The trash because how in the HELL is it full again already?!?!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 30, 2023, 06:27:25 PM
Just because my my fire hose is uncontrollable,  doesn't mean I clean the toilet lady.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on July 30, 2023, 06:46:17 PM
Scrubbing the shower

Raking leaves

Plunging a shit-plugged toilet
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 30, 2023, 06:47:25 PM
Buying tampons
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on July 30, 2023, 08:16:22 PM
Just because my my fire hose is uncontrollable,  doesn't mean I clean the toilet lady.

Fucking the maid is on the to do list?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on July 30, 2023, 08:17:15 PM
Buying tampons

Your time of the month comes around quick mate.  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on July 31, 2023, 05:03:12 AM
Recalibrating the motion detectors and cameras with armorment switch after a landmine is tripped.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 31, 2023, 06:32:13 AM
Just because my my fire hose is uncontrollable,  doesn't mean I clean the toilet lady.

Fucking the maid is on the to do list?

I think he meant toilet comma lady. I mean who has an actual Toilet Lady? :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on July 31, 2023, 06:41:28 AM
Just because my my fire hose is uncontrollable,  doesn't mean I clean the toilet lady.

Fucking the maid is on the to do list?

I think he meant toilet comma lady. I mean who has an actual Toilet Lady? :lol

Who doesn't?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 31, 2023, 07:38:34 AM
Hand Sift the Kitty Litter Box

Hand Wash Tampons for reuse

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on July 31, 2023, 07:51:25 AM
Just because my my fire hose is uncontrollable,  doesn't mean I clean the toilet lady.

Fucking the maid is on the to do list?

I think he meant toilet comma lady. I mean who has an actual Toilet Lady? :lol

That might be one of King's better keyboard mishaps!!  :)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on July 31, 2023, 05:58:15 PM
Tongue-polish the toilet.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 31, 2023, 07:05:28 PM
Begging for your life back.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 31, 2023, 07:33:19 PM
Just because my my fire hose is uncontrollable,  doesn't mean I clean the toilet lady.

Fucking the maid is on the to do list?

I think he meant toilet comma lady. I mean who has an actual Toilet Lady? :lol

Tim, be a man, dammit.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on July 31, 2023, 07:34:33 PM
Cleaning the toilet lady does not make me less of a man.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on July 31, 2023, 07:49:16 PM
Cleaning the toilet lady does not make me less of a man.

She'd tell you to get the fuck away. I know that from almost 29 years of marriage. Lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 31, 2023, 08:17:17 PM
Rid the yard of dog poo using chop sticks
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 02, 2023, 08:47:23 AM
Refresh the Scenes From a Hat Thread on the Family Computer to see if Bill picks a winner this year
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on August 02, 2023, 10:23:02 AM
Refresh the Scenes From a Hat Thread on the Family Computer to see if Bill picks a winner this year

HAHAHA, I'll give that one the nod, just because it strikes close to home!!!

:)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 02, 2023, 11:46:32 AM
Ha! Since it's been a hot minute since I've won one I'll take it.....



Updated standings:
Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 53
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 28 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, Jamesman - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1



Next scene:   Things you can say about your job/work but not about your significant other.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 02, 2023, 11:47:54 AM
It sucks, hard.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 02, 2023, 12:03:09 PM
I'm just glad I don't have Tim as a team-mate.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on August 02, 2023, 01:08:09 PM
Well, I only do it half days Tuesday through Thursday, all day Friday, with the weekend and Monday off.

I'm soliciting a buyer of my interest so I can retire.

After 45 plus years, I've had enough.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 02, 2023, 01:33:11 PM
At least I know when I'm getting off.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on August 02, 2023, 01:36:21 PM
I'm getting paid for getting f-----d. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 02, 2023, 02:13:03 PM
Can't this be done over Zoom?

The benefits are shit.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 02, 2023, 02:35:12 PM
My boss likes me to come early.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 02, 2023, 03:02:27 PM
Oral skills are not practiced or utilized enough.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 02, 2023, 03:06:02 PM
There sure is a lot of fat in the organization.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 02, 2023, 05:25:01 PM
Can't wait for lunchtime at the cafeteria so I can finally get a decent meal.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 02, 2023, 09:16:59 PM
I have to do everything manually around here.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on August 03, 2023, 02:04:36 AM
I dread entering every time, and can’t wait to pull out
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on August 03, 2023, 02:45:56 AM
It's a mom and pop type.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on August 03, 2023, 10:44:24 AM
It’s not very demanding.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on August 03, 2023, 10:45:32 AM
It's a matrix environment.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 03, 2023, 11:25:37 AM
It's always chaotic, and I find it best just to keep my mouth shut most of the time.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 03, 2023, 01:45:23 PM
Right out of the gate you all were playing catch up......and while there were some good ones.....Tim takes it home with this one.

At least I know when I'm getting off.

You're up Tim! Update the Standings and post a new scene.....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 03, 2023, 05:29:25 PM
Updated standings:
Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 53
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 28 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
TAC - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, Jamesman - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1



Next scene:   A farmer is in his barn talking to the animals. His jealous wife hides behind the silo, and is convinced he has a mistress in there with him because she hears him say...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 03, 2023, 05:42:48 PM
I want to shave your bush, Gertrude.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on August 03, 2023, 06:26:54 PM
‘When I stick this up your *ss, we’ll find out how hot you really are.’

‘You’re the best ass I’ve ever had.’

‘Be a good girl and suck on it. Oh, yeah, that’s it.’
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on August 03, 2023, 06:45:14 PM
"I am sorry we need to meet in here, but I don't want my wife to think I have a mistress."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 03, 2023, 06:55:27 PM
Atta girl, slurp every last drop out of it.

Quit yer squealing

Get down and stop squirming.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 03, 2023, 07:31:17 PM
Let me feed you.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on August 04, 2023, 05:09:17 AM
♪♫ She's only seventeen. Daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me. ♫♪
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on August 04, 2023, 08:38:45 AM
Hmmm... these nipples look awful chafed.   Let me put some vaseline on there.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 04, 2023, 09:46:12 AM
...I can't ride her....she's disgusting and a pig. You are built for riding, you're graceful and your body is perfect...even when you buck every now and then it's fun and exciting.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 04, 2023, 05:46:13 PM
I love my cock a dude will do.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on August 05, 2023, 05:44:41 AM
That's it, lean over the trough...it'll make cleaning up the blood easier.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 05, 2023, 06:11:40 AM
I do have a fave so far, but I'll pick a winner tonight. Let's step it up!!!!!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on August 05, 2023, 11:19:19 AM
"Do you think this would better in a bed or up against a fence?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 05, 2023, 05:50:41 PM
You've been a BAAAAD girl
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 06, 2023, 08:02:45 AM
Man that’s a deep well…..stays pretty wet too
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on August 07, 2023, 02:44:09 PM
Just calm down and let me squeeze those nice big round udders.  Daddy needs some milk.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 07, 2023, 02:46:52 PM
I want to shave your bush, Gertrude.

You're up Joe!

Any scene with a Gertrude wins!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 07, 2023, 06:50:52 PM
Updated standings:
Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 53
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 29 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
TAC - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, Jamesman - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

New scene:  How you explain you just crapped your pants without saying you crapped your pants?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 07, 2023, 06:52:26 PM
I sat in brown paint.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on August 07, 2023, 07:00:32 PM
The brown note got me
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 07, 2023, 07:02:36 PM
I brought brownies fresh out the oven.

I just Dreamed in my Theater.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on August 07, 2023, 07:07:49 PM
The god of defecation have visited my back door.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 07, 2023, 08:06:22 PM
Wudn’t me.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on August 07, 2023, 08:23:43 PM
I was returning some pants, I took a shortcut in a subway and fell in some mud, ruining my pants.  The very pants I was returning.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 07, 2023, 08:31:38 PM
Did you know if you combine cake mix, molasses, and corn, it looks a lot like what I have here in my pants?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 07, 2023, 10:21:45 PM
Just picked up these cool new urban cammo pants

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on August 08, 2023, 06:52:34 AM
I just saw a man about a horse...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 08, 2023, 07:08:43 AM
“What can brown do for you?”
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on August 08, 2023, 07:18:04 AM
I accidentally my pants
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 08, 2023, 07:27:44 AM
I accidentally my pants

The whole thing?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on August 08, 2023, 07:33:10 AM
I accidentally my pants

The whole thing?
You know it
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 08, 2023, 08:29:19 AM
Sorry…..Sat on a bench in San Franscisco
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on August 08, 2023, 09:57:09 AM
I just dropped a pair of deuces on the Fruit of the Loom gang
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 08, 2023, 10:27:52 AM
Kids at the pool... amirite?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 08, 2023, 10:28:56 AM
Forgive me, I just saw Tim return a cart.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 08, 2023, 10:44:50 AM
My coworker said “you gotta be shitting me” when I told him I quit…..so……….
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 08, 2023, 01:49:56 PM
I just pinched off a fresh loaf in the back.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on August 08, 2023, 02:06:41 PM
I knew I should've worn a diaper.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 08, 2023, 04:20:40 PM
I accidentally my pants

I giggled.  Winner!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on August 09, 2023, 07:23:15 AM
I accidentally my pants

I giggled.  Winner!
lol  OK


Updated standings:
Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 53
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 29 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
TAC - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo, hefdaddy42 - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, Jamesman - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1


New scene:  Upbeat Oppenheimer sequel titles
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 09, 2023, 07:25:36 AM
Japan Rocks!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 09, 2023, 07:32:00 AM
Dahmer
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on August 09, 2023, 07:46:00 AM
Oppenheimest!!!


Oppenheimer II:  The Fallout!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on August 09, 2023, 07:59:40 AM
Oppen heimer style! Gangnam boogaloo.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 09, 2023, 08:58:52 AM
No title, but it'll probably open the same weekend as Cabbage Patch Dolls
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 09, 2023, 10:32:02 AM
Oppenheimer 2: Electric Ooogaloo
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 09, 2023, 10:55:09 AM
Oppenheist

Oppendadoor

Oppenupandsayahhhh
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on August 09, 2023, 12:21:00 PM
Barbenheimer :neverusethis:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on August 09, 2023, 01:11:55 PM
Feynman: The Roast
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 09, 2023, 03:04:36 PM
Oppenheimer 2: Brighter Days Ahead
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 09, 2023, 05:25:02 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/Y2Qzgb9k/FB-IMG-1691623448971.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 09, 2023, 07:18:41 PM
Glass Factory - The Aftermath
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on August 10, 2023, 04:30:44 AM
2 Oppen 2 Heimer
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on August 10, 2023, 05:59:30 AM
Kitty does Oppy
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on August 10, 2023, 07:19:40 AM
Oppenheimer 2: Brighter Days Ahead
That's pretty good.  Winner!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on August 10, 2023, 01:00:10 PM
Damnit I was also going to post : ;D

Closenheimer
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 10, 2023, 06:12:24 PM
 :coolio

Updated standings:
Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 53
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 29 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
TAC - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo, hefdaddy42 - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Jamesman - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold,  - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1


New scene: Dark Barbie sequel titles
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 10, 2023, 06:22:27 PM
Woke Barbie

Barbie Daughter - Debbie

Barbie the 13th
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on August 10, 2023, 06:22:44 PM
BarBeQued

Barbiedwire

Burned Barbie Heads





Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on August 10, 2023, 06:27:24 PM
Barbie Does Boston
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on August 10, 2023, 06:34:16 PM
^
I was going to post 'Barbie Does Baltimore', but ya beat me to the punch by about five minutes.  :tup  :sad:

Barbie II:  Ken Grows A Pair (and a penis, too!)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on August 10, 2023, 06:41:05 PM
Barbie Witch Project
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on August 10, 2023, 07:06:34 PM
Barbie Wick: Chapter 2 — Cerebellum
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 10, 2023, 08:11:00 PM
Shaq on the Barbie
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on August 11, 2023, 12:01:01 AM
Barbie 2: I Spit On Ken's Grave!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on August 11, 2023, 06:11:13 AM
Barbie Bukkake - starring Ken, Len, Ben, and ten other men
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 11, 2023, 10:05:30 AM
Barbie TRANSformers - Don't assume anything
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on August 11, 2023, 10:05:44 AM
Barbie.  No Shrimp.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 11, 2023, 10:58:58 AM
Barbie TRANSformers - Don't assume anything

More than meets the eye.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on August 11, 2023, 11:00:16 AM
Barbie - Life is plastic
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 11, 2023, 01:47:45 PM
Barbie goes to Washington

Behind the Barbie Door

Barbie: Multiplicity
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 11, 2023, 02:45:47 PM
It’s Barbie Bitch

Barb - No more fun and games
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 11, 2023, 06:01:26 PM
Shaq on the Barbie

Winner! This has layers
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 12, 2023, 10:05:29 AM
 Thanks! 

Updated standings:
Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 29 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
TAC - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo, hefdaddy42 - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Jamesman - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold,  - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1


New scene: creative names for a ‘menu board’ at a brothel
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 12, 2023, 10:25:02 AM
STD Sally

Sarah's Sloppy Seconds

Top Shelf Titties

Beefy Brenda

Chlamydia Carol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 12, 2023, 10:51:41 AM
Hot and Brotheled
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on August 12, 2023, 11:20:54 AM
Dick Inside Skank

BLT - Be Laid Tonight

Lube ‘n’ Tube - for those do-it-yourselfers

Blow on the Go

Quickie with Nikki
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 12, 2023, 12:52:06 PM
Betty Bowl

Surf and Squirt

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 12, 2023, 01:36:50 PM
Clam Chowder
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 12, 2023, 01:50:56 PM
Clam Chowder

Had to send it back... had hair in it.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on August 12, 2023, 02:02:22 PM
Krispy Kreme on Karen.

Donna kebab

Claudia's Home made Cherry Pie with Cream
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 12, 2023, 04:30:49 PM
The Shmegland Treatment
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 12, 2023, 04:51:26 PM
The Shmegland Treatment

5 minutes and you're in heaven.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on August 13, 2023, 03:39:56 AM
A 12 inch sub.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 13, 2023, 08:16:27 AM
Fetishccuine Alfredo
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 13, 2023, 06:06:59 PM
Elongated Dick.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on August 15, 2023, 09:13:12 AM
Chili Con Caren
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 15, 2023, 09:48:08 AM
Whatever it is, hopefully it's not as stale as the decision on this round's winner!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 15, 2023, 10:18:31 AM
Whatever it is, hopefully it's not as stale as the decision on this round's winner!

Sorry!!! Was away from the CPU all day yesterday....plus....you all made this extremely difficult to decide.....so many good ones. But alas.....I have to give the nod to the King for this one....


Surf and Squirt
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 16, 2023, 10:44:12 AM
 Thanks!

Updated standings:
Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 30 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
TAC - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo, hefdaddy42 - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Jamesman - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold,  - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

New scene: Billboard adds if I typed them out.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 16, 2023, 10:48:50 AM
Jesus Shaves
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 16, 2023, 10:57:44 AM
Rest Slob Next Exit

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on August 16, 2023, 11:01:21 AM
Waffle Hose Next Ewit
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 16, 2023, 11:05:33 AM
Poop and Waiter  - Exit 247
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on August 16, 2023, 11:19:54 AM
Make Emergency sexit here.

Don't be a suckup fign here.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 16, 2023, 12:01:13 PM
 You Are Now Entering:  Jamestown
                                   Copulation: 5,253
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on August 16, 2023, 12:27:14 PM
Jesus Shaves

We could do a whole thread on that:

Jesus Raves
Jesus Stares
Jesus Caves

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on August 16, 2023, 01:09:22 PM
Live, In Concept:  Tush - Pooper Windows Toor
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 16, 2023, 03:20:17 PM
Upload text here.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 16, 2023, 06:27:25 PM
Mac Donald next excite
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 16, 2023, 06:48:41 PM
Welcome to Gaymond, New Hampshire!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on August 17, 2023, 07:55:11 AM
Eat More Chicken

(See what I did there?)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 17, 2023, 08:14:36 AM
Coors Light: Mildly better than your own piss.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on August 17, 2023, 09:08:23 AM
Arby's - E hav a meatsd
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 17, 2023, 09:20:45 AM
Pubic Education: So much fun they don't know there learning
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 17, 2023, 01:51:16 PM
Make Emergency sexit here.

Don't be a suckup fign here.

This was hilarious. Winna!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on August 17, 2023, 02:03:19 PM
Make Emergency sexit here.


This was hilarious. Winna!

Cool!



Updated standings:


Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 30 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
TAC - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo, hefdaddy42 - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Jamesman - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold,  - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, faizoff -  3
XJDenton, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1


Next Scene: The imaginary #1 hit song by your favorite imaginary band
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 17, 2023, 02:44:15 PM
Living to Learn - Nightmare Cinema

Shaddup a You Face - The Italians

Puttin the Cart Away - TAC (The Ass Clowns)

We Agree - Statler and Waltorf

There's Waldo - The Stripes
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 17, 2023, 02:47:53 PM
The Pen to Paper by The Ungrammaticals.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 17, 2023, 03:31:49 PM
Fat Sunny - by white rapper Reese’s Pieces
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 17, 2023, 04:14:44 PM
Trimmin the Hedges - Kate's Bush
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on August 17, 2023, 04:24:14 PM
Living to Learn - Nightmare Cinema

Shaddup a You Face - The Italians

Puttin the Cart Away - TAC (The Ass Clowns)

We Agree - Statler and Waltorf

There's Waldo - The Stripes

Joe Dolce will sue you for this one mate!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on August 17, 2023, 04:25:11 PM
Hacken - We Suck

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 17, 2023, 06:25:13 PM
Living to Learn - Nightmare Cinema

Shaddup a You Face - The Italians

Puttin the Cart Away - TAC (The Ass Clowns)

We Agree - Statler and Waltorf

There's Waldo - The Stripes

Joe Dolce will sue you for this one mate!

Man alive, you were the LAST person I figured know this!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on August 18, 2023, 06:08:16 AM
Living to Learn - Nightmare Cinema

Shaddup a You Face - The Italians

Puttin the Cart Away - TAC (The Ass Clowns)

We Agree - Statler and Waltorf

There's Waldo - The Stripes

Joe Dolce will sue you for this one mate!

Man alive, you were the LAST person I figured know this!

It may be before my time but it was fucking huge over here. I remember it all the time when I was a kid.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 18, 2023, 12:04:09 PM
Sportin Wood - 6-2-12

How'd the Cow Shit Get on the Roof - The Conversationalists

Where the Votes? - Maganation
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on August 18, 2023, 12:34:33 PM
Will wait for maybe tonight before picking.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 18, 2023, 12:39:13 PM
Dialling for Pizza (they ran out of cheese) - The Munchies

Africa Pt II: Nothing They Could Ever Do - 100 More Men

Cold Winter Days - Van Wailin
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on August 18, 2023, 03:24:12 PM
DTF House Band - Where the bitches at?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on August 18, 2023, 11:59:14 PM
"I'm Sorry For Being an Asshole All These Years" by The Roger Waters Experience.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 19, 2023, 05:42:36 AM
Winger Allen-Not Quite Seventeen
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 19, 2023, 12:22:40 PM
Hedgehog Shrub - Steven Wilson
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on August 19, 2023, 05:16:59 PM
No - Six way traffic light intersection
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on August 21, 2023, 08:24:01 AM
No - Six way traffic light intersection

lol Winner, you're up!

The Italian shaddup was a close 2nd.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on August 21, 2023, 08:44:29 AM
Noice.

Updated standings:

Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 30 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
TAC - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo, hefdaddy42 - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Jamesman - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold,  - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, faizoff, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

New scene: Rejected US state mottos.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 21, 2023, 08:53:19 AM
At Least It’s Not England
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on August 21, 2023, 09:31:30 AM
Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what your country can do for you.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on August 21, 2023, 11:38:30 AM
West Virginia - Defending Champion and Undefeated Black Lung Leader

Nebraska - Hope You Like Corn And Nothing Else To Stop The Wind

Kansas - At Least We Have A Good Band Named After Us

Alabama - We Put The "Hospital" In "Hospitality"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 21, 2023, 06:40:50 PM
Alaska - Colder than a witches cunt, and darker too!

California - Fires, fuck yeah!
Hawaii - Fires, fuck yeah! (too soon?)

Florida - Making 1898 great again
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on August 21, 2023, 07:07:51 PM
Utah: You’re welcome, Illinois!

New Mexico: Hey, Oppenheimer liked it.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 21, 2023, 07:15:47 PM
California: I have lost it
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 21, 2023, 07:30:43 PM
Rhode Island-Massachusetts' Ass
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 21, 2023, 07:31:22 PM
Maine-Yeah Pretty Much Canada
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 21, 2023, 08:14:37 PM
Colorado - High, how are you?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 21, 2023, 08:17:59 PM
New Mexico- Mexico, But Newer
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 21, 2023, 08:25:02 PM
Massachusets - Betchya can't spell it

Arizona - Welcome to the surface of the sun

Texas - So humid you could fuck a witch
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on August 22, 2023, 06:30:51 AM
Delaware - Hey, remember me?!

Minnesota - Our sports teams are just for show

Florida - America’s penis
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on August 22, 2023, 08:01:54 AM
Alabama : Let's Keep it in the Family.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 22, 2023, 08:45:28 AM
Oklahoma - Home of the toothbrush (cuz otherwise it'd be called the teethbrush)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 22, 2023, 09:42:15 AM
Georgia - Where Miracles happen at 3:00am

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 22, 2023, 10:11:50 AM
New Hampshire - We'll rock your face off. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 22, 2023, 10:23:52 AM
Louisiana - Slugger... You don't even know her!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 22, 2023, 10:29:04 AM
Idaho - You da hoe, we all da hoe's!

Wyoming - Wy not Oming?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on August 22, 2023, 11:26:01 AM
Come to West Virginia, where the men are men, and the sheep are scared.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 22, 2023, 11:30:34 AM
New York- Even jomokes from New Jersey sing about us.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on August 22, 2023, 11:32:58 AM
Michigan - Talk to the Hand (No, Really)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on August 22, 2023, 11:49:05 AM
Massachusets - Betchya can't spell it

Going with this one simply because, deliberately or no, you didn't spell it correctly, so extra points.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 22, 2023, 12:13:55 PM
Totally intentional - largely cuz I didn't know how to spell it!

Updated standings:

Jingle.boy - 74
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 30 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
TAC - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo, hefdaddy42 - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Jamesman - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold,  - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, faizoff, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next Scene: Famous characters as portrayed by Scooby Doo.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on August 22, 2023, 12:16:50 PM
Delaware - Hey, remember me?!

Minnesota - Our sports teams are just for show

Florida - America’s penis

HAHA
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on August 22, 2023, 04:09:02 PM
"Ringrish, mrothrer fruckrer. Droo ryoo spreek rit!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 22, 2023, 04:18:12 PM
Romy DeVero.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 24, 2023, 04:51:19 AM
Well... that one went over like a fart in an elevator.

Gregg... take the easy win, and maybe you can give us a better one.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on August 24, 2023, 05:44:57 AM
I actually thought it was funny. It's like singing metal lyrics in Elmer Fudd's voice.  :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on August 24, 2023, 05:56:55 AM
Updated standings:

Jingle.boy - 74
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 35
kingshmegland - 30 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
TAC - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo, hefdaddy42 - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Jamesman - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold,  - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, faizoff, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Unexpected responses from a Mattel Magic 8 Ball (or similar fortune telling toy).
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on August 24, 2023, 06:02:16 AM
You're fucked!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on August 24, 2023, 06:04:39 AM
You're fucked!

I should have specified, a non-Aussie Magic 8 Ball.  :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on August 24, 2023, 06:06:13 AM
Can you please put the cart back in the carousel.

Whip it out.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on August 24, 2023, 06:09:29 AM
You're fucked!

I should have specified, a non-Aussie Magic 8 Ball.  :lol

I got nothing then.  :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on August 24, 2023, 06:31:03 AM
You're cancelled!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on August 24, 2023, 07:19:55 AM
You should stay home today.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on August 24, 2023, 07:34:32 AM
- Ask me another question and someone you love dies.

- Boobies!

- Everyone hates you.

- It's genital herpes.



Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on August 24, 2023, 07:39:47 AM
"This prediction is only available to those with the '8-baller Club" subscription package. Scan the QR code to subscribe!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 24, 2023, 08:06:39 AM
It's a tumor

The Baby Isn't Yours

She Went Black

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on August 24, 2023, 09:22:29 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/zPrsdCw/saving-PNG.jpg) (https://ibb.co/3S71KVH)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on August 24, 2023, 09:48:33 AM
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on August 24, 2023, 09:49:13 AM
Undertaker is the powerhouse of Hell in a Cell.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on August 24, 2023, 10:00:32 AM
Undertaker is the powerhouse of Hell in a Cell.
Facts are facts.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 24, 2023, 10:03:56 AM
Your extended warranty is about to run out. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 24, 2023, 10:16:57 AM
Your parents never loved you.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 24, 2023, 10:17:34 AM
My other 8 ball is a piece of shit. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on August 24, 2023, 10:19:23 AM
Smash the like button!!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on August 24, 2023, 12:24:13 PM
If you got another 8 Ball to go along with me, you would have one massive pair of balls.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on August 24, 2023, 12:28:11 PM
HTTP 404 Error - Not Found

Congrats!  You've won the DTF Donations Contest!    (Too soon?)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on August 24, 2023, 12:32:03 PM
Congrats!  You've won the DTF Donations Contest!    (Too soon?)
Oh snap
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on August 24, 2023, 05:26:44 PM
'All signs point........to.....hmmm....your hands are soft and you have a nice touch, yeah, that feels good, seems like you've handled balls many times before, am I right?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on August 24, 2023, 05:27:33 PM
Help me, I'm trapped inside this Octavarium.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 24, 2023, 05:52:31 PM
Help me, I'm trapped inside this Octavarium.

Nice! :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 24, 2023, 06:11:52 PM
Kevin Moore is the only true Dream Theater keyboardist
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 24, 2023, 06:17:33 PM
Scratch.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 24, 2023, 08:04:53 PM
What did you expect?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on August 25, 2023, 06:32:28 AM
Would you like fries with that?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on August 25, 2023, 07:01:12 AM
Hey, watch who you're jostling like that!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on August 25, 2023, 04:14:22 PM
- Everyone hates you.

Winner!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on August 27, 2023, 03:33:48 AM
Cool!

Updated standings:

Jingle.boy - 74
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 30 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
TAC - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo, hefdaddy42 - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist - 8
Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Jamesman - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold,  - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, faizoff, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next topic..

Insert an one extra word into a famous movie quote.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 27, 2023, 05:30:58 AM
We're going to need, a bigger banana boat.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on August 27, 2023, 05:43:06 AM
You can't handle the truth fart!

No! I am your fucking father!


Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on August 27, 2023, 06:19:17 AM
"The name's Bond. James Stephanie Bond."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 27, 2023, 06:23:25 AM
Keep combing!

We ain't found bubkis!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 27, 2023, 08:02:47 AM
I'll be right back
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 27, 2023, 08:11:01 AM
Toto, we're not in Kansas City anymore.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 27, 2023, 08:12:54 AM
I'm gonna make him a credit card offer he can't refuse.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 27, 2023, 08:18:45 AM
Aim for the George Bushes!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on August 27, 2023, 08:21:14 AM
I'll be back tomorrow.

Get your chapped ass to Mars

It's not a potato tumor!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on August 27, 2023, 09:26:47 AM
"Every time a bell rings an angel gets his buffalo wings."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 27, 2023, 10:07:40 AM
I’m your Huckleberry Finn
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on August 27, 2023, 12:25:07 PM
“I have been — and always shall be — your girlfriend.”

“Hulk smash like!”

“Nobody puts Baby powder in a corner”
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 27, 2023, 12:31:26 PM
Evil will always triumph, because good Tim is dumb.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 27, 2023, 01:54:35 PM
I’ll be back sometime
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 27, 2023, 02:29:26 PM
It's an 88 Magnum.  This goes through armor. And through the victim, through the wall, through a tree outside, and through a Ginsu.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 27, 2023, 06:01:46 PM
One does not simply moonwalk into Mordor.

It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your back door.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on August 27, 2023, 06:16:49 PM
One does not simply moonwalk into Mordor.

 

Lmao this would have been my pick easily lol.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 27, 2023, 06:27:47 PM
That is amazing! :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 27, 2023, 06:56:48 PM
I didn't get it.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 27, 2023, 06:57:46 PM
I didn't get it.

You suck.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 27, 2023, 07:08:58 PM
I didn't get it.

You suck.

Oh, now that I get! :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 27, 2023, 07:16:00 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 27, 2023, 07:46:26 PM
I didn't get it.

(https://i.redd.it/nhim8ly085251.jpg)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 27, 2023, 07:53:18 PM
Perfection. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on August 28, 2023, 08:01:23 AM
Here's looking at you, stupid kid.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on August 28, 2023, 08:23:34 AM
“Keep your friends close, but your enemies girlfriends closer.” (The Godfather II)

"If you build it, he will come hard." (Field of Dreams)

"Carpe diem. Seize the day drinking, boys." (Dead Poet's Society)

"Whitney Houston, we have a problem." (Apollo 13)

"Is this your kingschmegland?"  (Black Panther)

"You make me want to be a better mailman."  (As Good As It Gets)



Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on August 28, 2023, 09:56:47 AM
Stads Whitney Houston nearly snuck it at the end, but it has to be Moonwalk to Mordor.

Your up Jamesman42
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 28, 2023, 02:34:16 PM
Updated standings:

Jingle.boy - 74
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 30 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
TAC - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo, hefdaddy42 - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist - 8
Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Jamesman - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold,  - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, faizoff, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next topic: You get to ask God or Satan one question and they have to answer truthfully. What do you ask them?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: PMSummer on August 28, 2023, 02:41:53 PM
"God, did you really create Mondays, or was that Satan's idea?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 28, 2023, 02:55:08 PM
"When you guys to tempt someone, do you do rock, paper, scissors to see who gets the right shoulder and who gets the left?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 28, 2023, 04:05:10 PM
Who's better at ping pong?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on August 28, 2023, 04:08:28 PM
God, what does the H stand for in Jesus' middle name?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 28, 2023, 06:07:49 PM
God, what does the H stand for in Jesus' middle name?

Everyone knows it's Horatio
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 28, 2023, 06:33:35 PM
But dad!  I thought I was Jesus Christ?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 28, 2023, 09:24:52 PM
How specific do I need to be about damning ‘it’?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on August 29, 2023, 02:21:01 AM
- Hey God, does it annoy you Satan has all the best tunes?

- What you called 'The Immaculate Conception' was Rohypnol really wasn't it?

- Why does God need a starship?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on August 29, 2023, 05:10:44 AM
I assume you two assholes have met?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on August 29, 2023, 06:01:28 AM
So, why are the fun factory and the garbage factory so close to each other?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on August 29, 2023, 06:52:11 AM
So, what's the deal with the platypus?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on August 29, 2023, 08:16:52 AM
Where's Jimmy Hoffa?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 29, 2023, 08:18:42 AM
Who wants to come with me to my Fantasy Football draft?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: PMSummer on August 30, 2023, 11:57:08 AM
"Do you guys ever carpool to work, or is that against your celestial policies?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 30, 2023, 02:36:06 PM
God, what does the H stand for in Jesus' middle name?

Winner, good job
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on August 30, 2023, 06:20:22 PM
Jingle.boy - 74
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 30 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
Cool Chris - 18
TAC - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo, hefdaddy42 - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist - 8
Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Jamesman - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold,  - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, faizoff, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1


Despite the NFL's popularity, the league is trying to entice more women to become fans. As such, for the upcoming season the NFL has instituted this new rule change:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 30, 2023, 06:29:49 PM
When it’s 4th and Inches the offense can pick up the first down by dropping their pants

Random women are selected from the crowd to be part of the ‘training staff’

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 30, 2023, 06:40:10 PM
For overtime.

2 Wicked pornstars blow the captains. First to cum, looses in overtime.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 30, 2023, 06:51:09 PM
For overtime.

2 Wicked pornstars blow the captains. First to cum, looses in overtime.

"oooooHhhhHHHHH gO cHiEfS!!!"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 30, 2023, 06:55:30 PM
Every month is breast cancer month.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 30, 2023, 06:57:24 PM
Hot male cheerleaders.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 30, 2023, 07:10:47 PM
Hot male cheerleaders.

But Kingshmegland already watches.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 30, 2023, 07:22:25 PM
Hot male cheerleaders.

But Kingshmegland already watches.

No. I'm the pimp, my bitch.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on August 30, 2023, 09:24:45 PM
Buy one Thursday Night Football game, get the next two free!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: PMSummer on August 30, 2023, 11:13:37 PM
I thought this would be a fun game to play along with but don't you guys feel like some responses to this one are a bit misogynistic?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on August 30, 2023, 11:33:17 PM
I gave that a thought when I posted but I felt I knew the usual suspects here well enough to not go over the line. If I misjudged I apologize.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on August 31, 2023, 05:52:20 AM
I thought this would be a fun game to play along with but don't you guys feel like some responses to this one are a bit misogynistic?

Crude yes, misogynistic yes. The very nature of this scene is going to invite such responses. We used to attract a bigger group of people in this thread, but I think most were chased off because they couldn't compete and/or were disgusted with the vulgar, scattalogical leanings in here.

My suggestion is to respond only to scenes you like, and only with responses that you feel good about.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on August 31, 2023, 06:11:09 AM
Helmet cam.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: PMSummer on August 31, 2023, 06:29:29 AM
I thought this would be a fun game to play along with but don't you guys feel like some responses to this one are a bit misogynistic?

Crude yes, misogynistic yes. The very nature of this scene is going to invite such responses. We used to attract a bigger group of people in this thread, but I think most were chased off because they couldn't compete and/or were disgusted with the vulgar, scattalogical leanings in here.

My suggestion is to respond only to scenes you like, and only with responses that you feel good about.
Using a game as pretense to be mysoginistic, got it - I'm guessing racism is also cool if the prompt gives you room for it?

@Cool Chris, there's nothing wrong with the prompt itself - some of the replies though are sad.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheHoveringSojourn808 on August 31, 2023, 07:29:36 AM
just read a few of these posts and gotta say, it's really disappointing to see such clear misogyny displayed here. it's important to treat everyone with respect and dignity, regardless of gender. let's create an environment where everyone feels welcome and valued.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 31, 2023, 07:59:12 AM
I thought this would be a fun game to play along with but don't you guys feel like some responses to this one are a bit misogynistic?

just read a few of these posts and gotta say, it's really disappointing to see such clear misogyny displayed here. it's important to treat everyone with respect and dignity, regardless of gender. let's create an environment where everyone feels welcome and valued.

Probably best you ignore this thread then because 90% of the responses to any of the scenes are those of a 16 year old boy living in 1985.

None of us here are bigots or hate women or racists.....it's literally just locker room banter. If you can't handle that or don't like it or whatever then it's up to you to avoid it. Not those of us who regularly have participated in this thread for a decade.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on August 31, 2023, 07:59:26 AM
For overtime.

2 Wicked pornstars blow the captains. First to cum, looses in overtime.

"oooooHhhhHHHHH gO cHiEfS!!!"

Patrick Mahomes will no doubt be fastest of all the players in the NFL.  ;) :) :) :) :)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TheHoveringSojourn808 on August 31, 2023, 08:02:40 AM
I thought this would be a fun game to play along with but don't you guys feel like some responses to this one are a bit misogynistic?

just read a few of these posts and gotta say, it's really disappointing to see such clear misogyny displayed here. it's important to treat everyone with respect and dignity, regardless of gender. let's create an environment where everyone feels welcome and valued.

Probably best you ignore this thread then because 90% of the responses to any of the scenes are those of a 16 year old boy living in 1985.

None of us here are bigots or hate women or racists.....it's literally just locker room banter. If you can't handle that or don't like it or whatever then it's up to you to avoid it. Not those of us who regularly have participated in this thread for a decade.

that's fine.. i'll see myself out. just one question: what would jesus do?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 31, 2023, 08:09:20 AM
I thought this would be a fun game to play along with but don't you guys feel like some responses to this one are a bit misogynistic?

just read a few of these posts and gotta say, it's really disappointing to see such clear misogyny displayed here. it's important to treat everyone with respect and dignity, regardless of gender. let's create an environment where everyone feels welcome and valued.

Probably best you ignore this thread then because 90% of the responses to any of the scenes are those of a 16 year old boy living in 1985.

None of us here are bigots or hate women or racists.....it's literally just locker room banter. If you can't handle that or don't like it or whatever then it's up to you to avoid it. Not those of us who regularly have participated in this thread for a decade.

that's fine.. i'll see myself out. just one question: what would jesus do?

Send me right to hell for inappropriate banter in an online chat room.

I'm not going to get into a philosophical or religious debate with you in a thread of an online forum.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on August 31, 2023, 08:10:16 AM
I thought this would be a fun game to play along with but don't you guys feel like some responses to this one are a bit misogynistic?

Crude yes, misogynistic yes. The very nature of this scene is going to invite such responses. We used to attract a bigger group of people in this thread, but I think most were chased off because they couldn't compete and/or were disgusted with the vulgar, scattalogical leanings in here.

My suggestion is to respond only to scenes you like, and only with responses that you feel good about.
Using a game as pretense to be mysoginistic, got it - I'm guessing racism is also cool if the prompt gives you room for it?

@Cool Chris, there's nothing wrong with the prompt itself - some of the replies though are sad.

Respectfully, since you're talking about people's intents (which you can never really know) I think assuming it's a "pretense" to be misogynist is a leap, and a big one at that.  One, as it's such a small aspect of the overall forum, if anyone here was really a misogynist, they wouldn't need the pretense of this particular thread.   

I am primarily speaking only for myself, but I know others have tended to agree with me on this, intent DOES matter.  I do not buy into the notion that "anything" that one person deems "bad" or "offensive" by definition MAKES it bad or offensive.  I come from a family of matriarchs.  My mom was a horse, in the best sense of the word; she was as strong as steel.  Both of my wives were strong, capable women, and I'm proud of that fact (it's what attracted me to them to begin with).  I have raised one and a half daughters (the "half" is my step daughter, who I've only known for about a third or so of her life) that I have encouraged at every step to grab the world by the balls and own it.

I haven't replied yet to this particular scene, but assuming I do, making a joke about a female stereotype doesn't all of a sudden make me a misogynist, and I'm CERTAINLY not seeking out opportunities to flex what you make sound like a hidden muscle.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on August 31, 2023, 08:17:17 AM
I thought this would be a fun game to play along with but don't you guys feel like some responses to this one are a bit misogynistic?

just read a few of these posts and gotta say, it's really disappointing to see such clear misogyny displayed here. it's important to treat everyone with respect and dignity, regardless of gender. let's create an environment where everyone feels welcome and valued.

Probably best you ignore this thread then because 90% of the responses to any of the scenes are those of a 16 year old boy living in 1985.

None of us here are bigots or hate women or racists.....it's literally just locker room banter. If you can't handle that or don't like it or whatever then it's up to you to avoid it. Not those of us who regularly have participated in this thread for a decade.

that's fine.. i'll see myself out. just one question: what would jesus do?

The very question implies you think he would "agree with you", but there's as much scripture that says he was a tolerant, patient man that accepted us all at face value, in the totality of our being, so I'd like to think that he'd judge the rest of us by the totality of our "work" and not jump to conclusions based on 10 posts out of 100,000's on a music discussion board.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on August 31, 2023, 08:39:32 AM
Ok gang. Not what I wanted to wake up to this morning.

Someone just start a new theme and let's move on.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: El Barto on August 31, 2023, 08:44:03 AM
I thought this would be a fun game to play along with but don't you guys feel like some responses to this one are a bit misogynistic?

just read a few of these posts and gotta say, it's really disappointing to see such clear misogyny displayed here. it's important to treat everyone with respect and dignity, regardless of gender. let's create an environment where everyone feels welcome and valued.

Probably best you ignore this thread then because 90% of the responses to any of the scenes are those of a 16 year old boy living in 1985.

None of us here are bigots or hate women or racists.....it's literally just locker room banter. If you can't handle that or don't like it or whatever then it's up to you to avoid it. Not those of us who regularly have participated in this thread for a decade.

that's fine.. i'll see myself out. just one question: what would jesus do?

Send me right to hell for inappropriate banter in an online chat room.

I'm not going to get into a philosophical or religious debate with you in a thread of an online forum.
This was a helluva lot funnier than any of the responses on this page.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 31, 2023, 08:44:28 AM
Ok gang. Not what I wanted to wake up to this morning.

Someone just start a new theme and let's move on.

No need for a new theme…..but moving on is a great idea.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: PMSummer on August 31, 2023, 09:45:41 AM
@stadler
I respectfully disagree that intent is enough to make this ok. Just because someone didn't mean to hurt anyone with an offensive joke doesn't automatically make it alright. Even if it's meant as a joke, it can still spread stereotypes and hurt people. I can't imagine many women feeling welcome if they open this thread and see that everyone's first association with a prompt about women is BJs and taking pants off. Being careful with our words matters, no matter what we meant. That's just my two cents and I'll bow out this thread and discussion from here on out because I have a sneaking suspicion everyone's mind is made up already anyway and we won't agree on this.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: El Barto on August 31, 2023, 09:56:27 AM
@stadler
I respectfully disagree that intent is enough to make this ok. Just because someone didn't mean to hurt anyone with an offensive joke doesn't automatically make it alright. Even if it's meant as a joke, it can still spread stereotypes and hurt people. I can't imagine many women feeling welcome if they open this thread and see that everyone's first association with a prompt about women is BJs and taking pants off. Being careful with our words matters, no matter what we meant. That's just my two cents and I'll bow out this thread and discussion from here on out because I have a sneaking suspicion everyone's mind is made up already anyway and we won't agree on this.
Being careful with your words is always wise. At the same time, forcing people to account for how every hypothetical person might interpret them, correctly or incorrectly, is highly destructive. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 31, 2023, 10:05:45 AM
I thought this would be a fun game to play along with but don't you guys feel like some responses to this one are a bit misogynistic?

Mine was crude but anyone who has met me on the forum would tell you I am a kind, thoughtful person.  This is a game, not real life.  Like my scenario would ever happen.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on August 31, 2023, 10:16:33 AM
@stadler
I respectfully disagree that intent is enough to make this ok. Just because someone didn't mean to hurt anyone with an offensive joke doesn't automatically make it alright. Even if it's meant as a joke, it can still spread stereotypes and hurt people. I can't imagine many women feeling welcome if they open this thread and see that everyone's first association with a prompt about women is BJs and taking pants off. Being careful with our words matters, no matter what we meant. That's just my two cents and I'll bow out this thread and discussion from here on out because I have a sneaking suspicion everyone's mind is made up already anyway and we won't agree on this.

I didn't say "intent makes it ok".  I said "intent MATTERS".   YOU ASSUMED right out the gate that this is all hate driven, and that's what I'm pushing back on.  I'm asking you, please don't assume about me (and I would hope everyone else, but I can't speak for them). 

I don't 100% know if this is offensive or not; one, it's not necessarily for me to decide, and two, I'm still learning about things that I never even knew were a "thing", and it's all a work in progress.  Hopefully we're all a little bit better tomorrow than we were today.  I would never want to make my female friends here uncomfortable, but I also have a level of faith that JUST because it has to do with "sex" or "BJs" that one, it may NOT make them uncomfortable, and two, that ultimately THEY can make the decision if it's something that makes them feel that way.  I'm not here to tell them.  From there, we can decide if the best course of action is for just one individual to stay away from the thread, or maybe the thread itself has to change for the benefit of all of us.

I do know, though, that the right answer is NOT an absolutely perfect, sterile environment catering to the lowest common denominator.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on August 31, 2023, 10:20:17 AM
just read a few of these posts and gotta say, it's really disappointing to see such clear misogyny displayed here. it's important to treat everyone with respect and dignity, regardless of gender. let's create an environment where everyone feels welcome and valued.

Probably best you ignore this thread then because 90% of the responses to any of the scenes are those of a 16 year old boy living in 1985.

None of us here are bigots or hate women or racists.....it's literally just locker room banter. If you can't handle that or don't like it or whatever then it's up to you to avoid it. Not those of us who regularly have participated in this thread for a decade.

that's fine.. i'll see myself out. just one question: what would jesus do?

Did someone seriously just try to bible-shame ... Gary??

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/hvq8ONQhQ1XLq/giphy.gif)

I've seen plenty of situations of not knowing the audience, but this is next-level.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: lonestar on August 31, 2023, 10:31:38 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on August 31, 2023, 11:41:28 AM


that's fine.. i'll see myself out. just one question: what would jesus do?

Hey you've gotta win a round before you get a turn! 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 31, 2023, 11:59:37 AM


that's fine.. i'll see myself out. just one question: what would jesus do?

Hey you've gotta win a round before you get a turn!

 :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: El Barto on August 31, 2023, 12:14:36 PM
Yeah, the responses to the events of today have been a helluva lot funnier than this thread has been for years.  :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: lonestar on August 31, 2023, 12:54:15 PM
For reals  :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on August 31, 2023, 01:30:23 PM
For overtime.

2 Wicked pornstars blow the captains. First to cum, looses in overtime.

The scene was to get more women interested in watching, not men!  ;) :lol

****************

Instead of four replays after every first down, show locker room footage throughout of various players getting naked before the games.

For player info, always list name, number, school, height, weight, guesstimated penis size (when erect), marital status, and Zodiac sign.

Play better football.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on August 31, 2023, 01:35:36 PM
Yeah, the responses to the events of today have been a helluva lot funnier than this thread has been for years.  :lol

That's because we dearth of participation from you and Silent Ham.



that's fine.. i'll see myself out. just one question: what would jesus do?

Hey you've gotta win a round before you get a turn! 

 :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on August 31, 2023, 08:05:55 PM
Every month is breast cancer month.

Alright fellas, let's end this. You're up TAC.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on August 31, 2023, 08:10:57 PM
Jingle.boy - 74
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 30 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
TAC - 18
Cool Chris - 18
Sir GuitarCozmo, hefdaddy42 - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist - 8
Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Jamesman - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold,  - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, faizoff, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1


Next scene..

Upon being told that Mike Portnoy was rejoining Dream Theater, Jesus said...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on August 31, 2023, 08:11:18 PM
That's sexist. And funny.

Which is the point. It's a joke. Now what we believe. Congratulations Tim.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on August 31, 2023, 08:51:55 PM
"For my dad's sake, don't let him sing."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on August 31, 2023, 09:56:39 PM
“I’ve known that for almost two thousand years. I’m still waiting for someone to tell me what in ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ ‘whahibro pickingant’ means.”
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on August 31, 2023, 11:33:59 PM
Welp……time to go grab my sled and get down to hell……should be nice and froze by the time I get there.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on August 31, 2023, 11:41:12 PM
 - He wouldn't say anything, he'd just be cross.

- "Now that's a real miracle"

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on August 31, 2023, 11:58:05 PM
Do you think everyone will survive?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: ProgMasterMind92 on September 01, 2023, 12:02:52 AM
HOLY ASS AND BALLS!!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on September 01, 2023, 03:02:36 AM
Jesus : Father!
God : S'up son.
Jesus : Portnoy has rejoin Dream Theater.  I must see them live, but I have no money - could I have an advance on my pocket money?
God : No son you've gotta earn your $.  Why don't you do perform some of your 'miracles' for cash?
Jesus : Street magic has come on quite a way since I was last here, making fish ain't going to cut it anymore.
God : Sell your Frankincense?
Jesus : Can't sell scent unless it branded like Jimmy Choo or Coco Chanel.
God : Myrrh?
Jesus : It's 2023 and still no one knows what the hell Myrrh is.
God : Oh look here I've find a site online that'll buy all your unwanted Gold!
Jesus : Awesome!  I'll do that, buy the tickets and round up a new bunch of disciples.
God : Any women disciples this time?
Jesus : Fuck no.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on September 01, 2023, 04:25:31 AM
Michael, I expect our picture together on Facebook for my birthday. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on September 01, 2023, 05:10:42 AM
"Who?"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on September 01, 2023, 06:38:51 AM
"Shit, that means Neal Morse will have more time to bother me."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on September 01, 2023, 06:59:40 AM
They need to replace James.

When are they coming to the Philippines? 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on September 01, 2023, 08:23:36 AM
“I feel like I’ve died and gone to Heaven!”
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: lonestar on September 01, 2023, 08:43:34 AM
-They were better with Mangini...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on September 01, 2023, 08:45:10 AM
I hope they play in Chile
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on September 01, 2023, 08:46:58 AM
"this will make for a great new bible book"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on September 01, 2023, 08:56:41 AM
First this and now people keep asking me to get Styx and Dennis DeYoung back together... What do they think I am, a miracle worker?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on September 01, 2023, 10:47:07 AM
Father forgive them for they know not what they do.....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on September 01, 2023, 11:06:14 AM
what would jesus do?
Oh my
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on September 01, 2023, 12:08:44 PM
"That's not what I would do..."   ;) :) :)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on September 01, 2023, 05:55:33 PM
"don't make jokes about anything that might be slightly offensive"

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on September 02, 2023, 04:30:06 AM
“I feel like I’ve died and gone to Heaven!”

I’m going with this one!

Winnah!!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on September 02, 2023, 12:57:11 PM
(Woot!  Woot!  I'll slip you a twenty under the table next weekend :D)

Jingle.boy - 74
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 34
Kinger- 31 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
Sir GuitarCozmo, hefdaddy42 - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist - 8
Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Jamesman - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold,  - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, faizoff, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

(I might give this some extra time due to this being Labor Day weekend here)

Next scene.....

A song (or songs) you don't want to hear during your already uncomfortable one hour 'visit' with a dentist / dental hygienist.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on September 02, 2023, 01:33:07 PM
AC/DC-Kicked In the Teeth
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: lonestar on September 02, 2023, 02:14:13 PM
Windrose- Diggy Diggy Hole... bonus points if the dentist is under 5'5"



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34CZjsEI1yU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34CZjsEI1yU)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on September 02, 2023, 02:21:18 PM
Alice Cooper-Unfinished Sweet
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on September 02, 2023, 02:31:51 PM
Van Halen - Poundcake
Pantera - Mouth For War
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on September 02, 2023, 02:40:29 PM
Judas Priest - Jawbreaker
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on September 02, 2023, 02:47:44 PM
Take Me - Kiss

The Seinfeld theme song.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on September 02, 2023, 02:51:47 PM
You'll Be a Dentist - Steve Martin: Little Shop of Horrors

Suck My Kiss - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on September 02, 2023, 04:15:30 PM
The Seinfeld theme song.

(https://y.yarn.co/7245619d-8ace-42cc-ba35-a664c5bc4a28_text.gif)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on September 02, 2023, 04:22:59 PM
^
“Does that offend you as a Jew?”

“No, it offends me as a comedian.”
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on September 02, 2023, 04:33:02 PM
Exactly. Lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on September 02, 2023, 04:33:27 PM
I don't get it.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on September 02, 2023, 05:09:17 PM
Those aren't buoys!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on September 02, 2023, 05:17:24 PM
Double post.

Double Platinum! :metal
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on September 02, 2023, 06:11:24 PM
The Root (canal) of All Evil
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on September 02, 2023, 06:15:37 PM
The Root (canal) of All Evil

 :lol

I like that!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on September 03, 2023, 06:43:19 AM
A Nightmare to Remember

"It's a miracle he lived, it's a blessing no one died, by the grace of God above, everyone survived, UUHUUGUHHHHHH"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on September 03, 2023, 06:58:40 AM
Strapping Young Lad - Relentless
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on September 03, 2023, 06:59:30 AM
The Jaws theme.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on September 04, 2023, 05:31:07 AM

The Seinfeld theme song.

I think I was tucked.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on September 05, 2023, 12:05:09 PM
Anarchy Club - Get Clean

Meshuggah - Bleed
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on September 05, 2023, 02:06:09 PM
Johnny Cash - Hurt
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on September 05, 2023, 02:08:41 PM
Orgasmatron - Motorhead
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on September 05, 2023, 02:14:32 PM
Goodbye Horses - Q Lazzarus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV1AbomxueY   
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on September 05, 2023, 08:19:27 PM
Orgasmatron - Motorhead

I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!! :lol

As much as I love Phil Taylor, Pete Gill is a steamroller on this.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on September 06, 2023, 08:23:18 AM
1 pt for Jaws, Seinfeld, Poundcake, Jawbreaker and… ‘Unfinished Sweet’ is the ultimate.  Crazy me actually listens to it frequently before dentist visits, and it’s my earworm while in the chair. 

That said….I abhor cookie monster vocals, and the lyrics of this one fit the bill perfectly

Meshuggah - Bleed

That's gold, Vmadera00!  Gold!  ;)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on September 06, 2023, 08:43:54 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/vvbGMpbhZMcHSsD50w/giphy.gif)

Jingle.boy - 74
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 34
Kinger- 31 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
Sir GuitarCozmo, hefdaddy42 - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, VMadera - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Jamesman - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold,  - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, faizoff, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next Scene:

Your neighbor is putting up his Halloween decoration on his front yard. To show him you don't like his decoration, you....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on September 06, 2023, 08:46:01 AM
Buy a piece of plywood and put it in your front yard and paint....

THIS GUY'S DECORATIONS SUCK!
---------------------------------->>
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: lonestar on September 06, 2023, 08:50:16 AM
Put his name, email, and address into every evangelical, Mormon, and Jehovas Witness website I can find so they can go to his house and show him the error of his ways.





Put up m Christmas lights... Thousands of them...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on September 06, 2023, 08:56:09 AM
Take a crap in his front yard. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on September 06, 2023, 09:44:30 AM
Get the flamethrower.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on September 06, 2023, 10:46:34 AM
Put on a William Shatner mask and head to my knife drawer...

Take a dump in his pumpkin.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on September 06, 2023, 11:14:37 AM
Can't participate.  I like my neighbors and their Halloween decorations.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on September 06, 2023, 11:19:15 AM
..Put a giant banner ..

Free decorations next door!
Take as many as you like, take them all, limited time offer!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on September 06, 2023, 11:36:17 AM
Wear a Halloween mask….convince his wife you are him…..and sleep with her.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on September 11, 2023, 08:57:12 PM
Oops, forgot to pick a winner

..Put a giant banner ..

Free decorations next door!
Take as many as you like, take them all, limited time offer!
Winner!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on September 11, 2023, 09:12:47 PM
Sweet!

Jingle.boy - 74
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 34
Kinger- 31 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
Sir GuitarCozmo, hefdaddy42 - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, VMadera - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Jamesman - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, faizoff  - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1


Next scene:




You perform a very mundane task that is now being turned into a movie or mini series.
What's it called?
You get bonus points for casting the right actor.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on September 11, 2023, 09:53:48 PM
Fear the Shart... starring Amber Heard
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: soupytwist on September 12, 2023, 05:24:54 AM
What's on the Washing Line? - Starring Simon Pegg.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on September 12, 2023, 05:33:06 AM
Marital Duties -- starring Chris Farley
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on September 12, 2023, 07:11:04 AM
Breakfast Feast and the Sausage Beast - Starring Guy Fieri.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: lonestar on September 12, 2023, 07:17:11 AM
Morning Nut Scratch...Starring Danny DeVito
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on September 12, 2023, 07:59:02 AM
Marital Duties -- starring Chris Farley

Mental image of him crashing through the coffee table in one of those Matt Foley sketches...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on September 12, 2023, 08:02:22 AM
Where is my Bookmark?  starring Abe Vigoda
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on September 12, 2023, 08:02:56 AM
The Landscaper Josie Wales - Clint Eastwood


The Gang That Couldn't Shit Straight (A Morning Dump) - Robert DeNiro
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on September 12, 2023, 09:14:29 AM
Contact - starring Sandy Duncan
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on September 12, 2023, 09:23:35 AM
Contact - starring Sandy Duncan

Oh, snap!!!!  :)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on September 12, 2023, 10:51:21 AM
Manscaping - My Tale of Accidental Circumcision
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on September 12, 2023, 10:58:08 AM
Hands in hot water - Bobcat Goldthwait.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on September 12, 2023, 11:31:18 AM
Contact - starring Sandy Duncan

Oh, snap!!!!  :)

You get me, you really get me!  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on September 12, 2023, 01:35:07 PM
My Solitary Night At The Theater-Paul Reubens
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on September 12, 2023, 01:39:19 PM
Stubbed my Toe - Jennifer Grey

Tripping Over Laundry - Michael J. Fox

Mad a Joke, No One Laughed - Drew Carey

Trimmin my Moustache - Geraldo Rivera
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on September 12, 2023, 03:56:57 PM
Put my Belt On, starring David Carridane
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on September 12, 2023, 04:01:56 PM
Oh my goodness gracious.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on September 12, 2023, 04:06:36 PM
Being awesome  - Charlie Sheen.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on September 13, 2023, 04:55:20 AM
Takin my underwear off - with Kevin Spacey
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on September 13, 2023, 05:42:17 AM
Adventures in Babysitting - Starring Elizabeth Shue
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on September 13, 2023, 05:45:45 AM
Laundry (Nothing to Wear) - Scarlett Johansson
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on September 13, 2023, 08:13:37 AM
This has turned into a good round.  Lot's of... shall we say "bold" suggestions!  :) :) :)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on September 13, 2023, 08:17:01 AM
Could you please pass the jelly? - starring TAC
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on September 13, 2023, 08:19:47 AM
Morning calisthenics - Ron Jeremy
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on September 13, 2023, 08:27:13 AM
Really solid entries, going to be very hard to pick. I'll pick in the evening.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on September 13, 2023, 08:27:44 AM
Morning calisthenics - Ron Jeremy
He just does the helicopter.  That's enough for him.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on September 13, 2023, 08:57:40 AM
Bedtime Snacks and Stories - Michael Jackson

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on September 13, 2023, 10:43:17 AM
Could you please pass the jelly? - starring TAC


Morning calisthenics - Ron Jeremy



I think you guys have these confused..
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on September 13, 2023, 10:45:35 PM

All great entries, going to award points to some of my favorites and the winner takes 2 pts



DragonAttack - 1 pt
My Solitary Night At The Theater-Paul Reubens

jingle.boy - 1 pt
Trimmin my Moustache - Geraldo Rivera

Jamesman42 - 1 pt
Put my Belt On, starring David Carridane

gmillerdrake - 1 pt
Adventures in Babysitting - Starring Elizabeth Shue


Winner!
hefdaddy42 - 2 pts
Where is my Bookmark?  starring Abe Vigoda
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on September 18, 2023, 11:06:01 AM
Ahem...
Winner announced. Its the hefster
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on September 18, 2023, 02:05:32 PM
Sorry!

Jingle.boy - 74
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 34
Kinger- 31 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
hefdaddy42 - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, VMadera - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Jamesman - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, faizoff  - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1


Next scene:

Rejected titles for the Rolling Stones' new album.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on September 18, 2023, 02:21:06 PM
Hey, Those Are My Teeth
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on September 18, 2023, 02:59:56 PM
40 Cricks

You know. Because they are old.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on September 18, 2023, 04:07:06 PM
Wheelchairs and Walkers

Ensure: The Sweet Taste of Life

Pressure: Variations in the Blood

Sand: The Stones have Been Rolled
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on September 18, 2023, 04:45:13 PM
Say no to drugs.

Sympathy for the Angels

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: lonestar on September 18, 2023, 04:48:27 PM
Arthritic Fingers

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on September 18, 2023, 05:34:35 PM
Get off My Lawn Seats
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on September 18, 2023, 05:51:15 PM
Nukes, Cockroaches & The Rolling Stones.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on September 18, 2023, 05:59:46 PM
Incontinence Rescue
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on September 18, 2023, 06:10:24 PM
Going Downhill
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on September 18, 2023, 07:26:40 PM
Split Pea Soup
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on September 18, 2023, 07:46:43 PM
Old Country Buffet Banquet.

Arthritic Fingers

Dang, came in to post that.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: lonestar on September 18, 2023, 08:37:23 PM
Arthritic Fingers

Dang, came in to post that.



:vomitard:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on September 19, 2023, 03:50:12 AM
Hey Mccloud, get off of my ewe: A tribute album for Scotland.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on September 19, 2023, 05:57:54 AM
Enema On Main Street
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on September 19, 2023, 06:32:58 AM
Good Time Charlie's Got The Blues

Rolling Stones No. 24882716
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on September 19, 2023, 07:10:05 AM
Bedazzled AED
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on September 19, 2023, 07:58:12 AM
This is going to be tough.  Lots of submissions that made me come dangerously close to bursting out in laughter (in a work meeting right now).
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on September 19, 2023, 11:45:53 AM
Viagra Falls

Pill Caddie Conspiracy
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on September 19, 2023, 01:45:10 PM
Idle Rocks

Poon for Prunes
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on September 19, 2023, 02:16:36 PM
Exile from Assisted Living Facility.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: lonestar on September 27, 2023, 09:09:44 AM
 :corn
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on September 27, 2023, 09:18:13 AM
Oh, crap.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on September 27, 2023, 09:19:30 AM
Nukes, Cockroaches & The Rolling Stones.
Winner!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on October 06, 2023, 08:17:09 AM
Bumpity Bump
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on October 06, 2023, 09:28:37 AM
Whoops, I didn't send King a message.

Hey, King!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on October 10, 2023, 08:33:31 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/9SIXFu7bIUYHhFc19G/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on October 10, 2023, 10:06:32 AM
Whoops, I didn't send King a message.

Hey, King!
Whoops, I still didn't.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on October 21, 2023, 07:29:41 AM
Sorry folks. This last 2 weeks have been a Whirlwind for the Callahan Family.

Jingle.boy - 74
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 34
Kinger- 32 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
hefdaddy42 - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, VMadera - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Jamesman - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, faizoff  - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1


Next scene:

You meet your favorite musician only to say the worst possible thing to him or her face to face and that is?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on October 21, 2023, 09:45:37 AM
“I have a dear friend who thinks ‘Power Windows’ sucks and blows.”
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 21, 2023, 09:46:44 AM
James, you sound like shit.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on October 21, 2023, 09:50:11 AM
Rick, I'd love to hear that left handed pattern..
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on October 21, 2023, 12:10:01 PM
James, you sound like shit.

Damn, and you can only read what I write.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on October 22, 2023, 05:08:54 AM
So James, it took some time but I guess Mike Portnoy was right.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on October 22, 2023, 01:00:54 PM
James, you sound like shit.

Brutal and fuck yeah. Winner.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 22, 2023, 01:45:07 PM
Standings:
Jingle.boy - 75
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 34
Kinger- 32 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
hefdaddy42 - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, VMadera - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Jamesman - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, faizoff  - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1


Next scene:
Boy scout badges we've never heard of.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on October 22, 2023, 01:47:26 PM
The Knowingeverysienfeldreference Badge
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on October 22, 2023, 01:50:30 PM
"I ranked 100 DT songs" badge
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on October 22, 2023, 01:54:25 PM
The Ibeatariichinaroulette Badge
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on October 22, 2023, 02:32:27 PM
Master Masturbater Badge (only earned after demonstration for Den Leaders)

Gaydar Certified

Human Field Dressing Badge - Apocalyptic Training Series



Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on October 22, 2023, 02:42:17 PM
Best Molested Badge.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on October 22, 2023, 05:19:24 PM
I shit my pants the most badge.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on October 22, 2023, 06:08:31 PM
Embezzlement and Fraud Badge

My Dad Can Beat Up Your Dad Patch

Spin The Bottle: Expert Edition Badge

Investing Stolen Lunch Money Badge

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on October 23, 2023, 10:26:34 AM
40,569 posts on DTF Badge
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on October 23, 2023, 10:40:39 AM
Never molested
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on October 23, 2023, 11:37:34 AM
Lycanthropy Badge
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TempusVox on October 25, 2023, 02:03:52 PM
Brownie Eating
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 25, 2023, 05:52:24 PM
40,569 posts on DTF Badge

And 2 days later, you need a new badge.

Winner!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on October 26, 2023, 08:50:16 AM
Standings:
Jingle.boy - 75
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 34
Kinger- 32 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 23
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
hefdaddy42 - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, VMadera - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Jamesman - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, faizoff  - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1


Next scene:
New Beatles song "Now And Then" on November 2nd; the working title was...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on October 26, 2023, 08:51:24 AM
Portnoy And Mangini
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on October 26, 2023, 08:51:42 AM
This Song Can be a Pile of Shit but People Will Fawn Over It and Say It's the Fifth Gospel
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on October 26, 2023, 08:52:54 AM
Over / Rated

George and Ringo

The Devil Ono
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on October 26, 2023, 09:04:12 AM
Big Beatles fan are you, Gary?  :) :) :) :) :) :)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 26, 2023, 09:06:00 AM
Why and How?

Hey Hey We’re the Beatles
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on October 26, 2023, 09:17:13 AM
Keith and Mick Suck
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on October 26, 2023, 09:17:47 AM
Sucks And Blows
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 26, 2023, 09:22:09 AM
Somehow, Palpatine returned
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on October 26, 2023, 09:49:05 AM
Big Beatles fan are you, Gary?  :) :) :) :) :) :)

 :lol   I appreciate the role they played in getting us to the music we have today.....I'll just leave it at that.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on October 26, 2023, 10:25:57 AM
You and iPhone (That's how it feels, Steve!)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on October 26, 2023, 10:29:50 AM
Yeah, John Really Was a Dick…
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on October 26, 2023, 10:46:39 AM
Ego's and Ho's
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on October 26, 2023, 12:12:38 PM
Milton Berle
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on October 26, 2023, 12:14:19 PM
Geritol & Laxatives
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on October 26, 2023, 12:15:17 PM
The Dim Twins.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on October 26, 2023, 12:41:18 PM
Chapman's Got a Gun



.......too soon?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on October 26, 2023, 01:45:13 PM
Sucks And Blows

 :rollin

My offering: 

What's The F*cking B-side?

(regardless....I'll buy it in a New York minute :tup)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Indiscipline on October 26, 2023, 03:11:27 PM
She Came in Through the Hospice Window
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 26, 2023, 05:26:59 PM
When I’m Eighty One

Magical Titanic Tour in a Yellow Submarine
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on October 26, 2023, 06:11:34 PM
WAP (Cardi B cover)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on October 26, 2023, 06:55:02 PM
Siegfried & Hemorrhoid.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on October 26, 2023, 07:06:26 PM
Ass And Balls
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on October 27, 2023, 05:23:06 AM
Ringo and the stars
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on October 27, 2023, 07:49:04 AM
She Came in Through the Hospice Window

I'm calling it.  That was a winner. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on October 27, 2023, 08:23:15 AM
She Came in Through the Hospice Window

I'm calling it.  That was a winner.

Now, that's how you kill a thread. Winner it may be (and I agree) but Indi isn't due to reappear on the forum until 2025. The clock restarted yesterday.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on October 27, 2023, 09:52:30 AM
She Came in Through the Hospice Window

I'm calling it.  That was a winner.

Now, that's how you kill a thread. Winner it may be (and I agree) but Indi isn't due to reappear on the forum until 2025. The clock restarted yesterday.

Yep....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 27, 2023, 10:24:35 AM
She Came in Through the Hospice Window
I'm calling it.  That was a winner.

Now, that's how you kill a thread. Winner it may be (and I agree) but Indi isn't due to reappear on the forum until 2025. The clock restarted yesterday. James is fired.
Fix’d.  :biggrin:

I say give him the weekend, but then Stadler should award an alternate winner. (But Indi still earned the point).
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on October 27, 2023, 10:32:56 AM
Fair enough; I get that.   If he doesn't pick one by, say Sunday, I'll let Podaar - for pointing that out - the option of selecting a new topic.  I DID enjoy that title, though.  It was a legit win.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on October 27, 2023, 11:36:11 AM
It was a legit win.

Absolutely! Our blue-eyed crooner does have a marvelous wit.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Indiscipline on October 27, 2023, 01:13:05 PM
You have a bad reputation
That's the word out on the town
It gives a certain fascination
But it can only bring you down


Evening gents, my pleasure

I liked "When I'm 81" very lot. Anyways, let's see if I can get a permaban at the tone ...


Mike Mangini's upcoming autobiography: title?

Turn yourself around, turn it upside down

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on October 27, 2023, 01:15:57 PM
A Dramatic Turn of Events :neverusethis:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on October 27, 2023, 02:08:15 PM
A Man, A Genie, Mangini: What It's Like to Be a Sex Cymbal in the Progressive Metal World
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on October 27, 2023, 02:34:34 PM
I’m Not That Mike
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on October 27, 2023, 02:38:32 PM
My Body Is Not Ready
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on October 27, 2023, 03:27:40 PM
Dumped for the Ex Wife
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 27, 2023, 03:53:12 PM
Wasn't Fired

Astonishing!

Keeping seats warm since 2010.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on October 27, 2023, 03:54:30 PM
When Your Time Has Come
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on October 27, 2023, 04:09:08 PM
That was fun. Now what?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on October 27, 2023, 04:50:38 PM
I Didn’t Get a Press Release

Boobs and Crotch

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 27, 2023, 04:55:12 PM
I’m gone, but Indi is back.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on October 27, 2023, 07:46:25 PM
Mike Mangini: Reach for the Toms.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on October 28, 2023, 04:29:25 AM
The Mike who kept away from the mic.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on October 28, 2023, 08:54:05 PM
Opulence…. I has it.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on October 28, 2023, 09:21:50 PM
Converting any song on drums to 25/16
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on October 28, 2023, 09:55:34 PM
Somehow, Portnoy returned.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on October 29, 2023, 03:57:21 PM
It’s true, Bug was always me.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Indiscipline on October 30, 2023, 05:10:56 PM
Very good ones all around, but Bug cracked me up.

Go G.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on October 30, 2023, 06:25:01 PM
Standings:
Jingle.boy - 75
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 35
Kinger- 32 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 23
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
hefdaddy42 - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, VMadera - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Jamesman - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, faizoff  - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline -  2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

New scene: Rejected horror movie titles/idea/pitch.

Edit: Added the word titles in hopes of enticing additional responses, ie. Mister Roger's Neighborhood Chainsaw Massacre
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 30, 2023, 08:16:26 PM
"The Mohel Who Went Too Far."  Self explanatory
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on October 30, 2023, 08:18:47 PM
A Dream Theater reunion with Kevin Moore.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on October 30, 2023, 08:46:46 PM
TAC slasher film in the 2000's
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 30, 2023, 09:10:40 PM
TAC leaving carts strewn across the parking lot.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on October 30, 2023, 09:16:19 PM
TAC leaving carts strewn across the parking lot.

Seriously,  what a horror film.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on October 31, 2023, 05:26:38 AM
TAC leaving carts strewn across the parking lot.

Seriously,  what a horror film.
I've seen the trailer for that!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oJcZBYn5HKo
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on October 31, 2023, 06:26:47 AM
Chucky, Jason and Freddy Krueger get Halloween candy and watch Christmas movies.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 31, 2023, 06:58:40 AM
Willie Nelson and Keith Richards and buddy cops.  Working Title: Se7en-2
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on October 31, 2023, 08:17:55 AM
A Nightmare on Hill Street Blues

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on October 31, 2023, 08:30:25 AM
Night of the Living Ned
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on October 31, 2023, 08:31:22 AM
"Hello"ween - Michael Myers going at great length stalking people on Halloween night to simply tell them "Hello"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on October 31, 2023, 08:32:50 AM
The Nightmare Before The Election - Dinner With Stadler
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on October 31, 2023, 09:22:03 AM
A Haunting of House of Pain of Salvation
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on October 31, 2023, 09:23:56 AM
The Nightmare Before The Election - Dinner With Stadler

(https://media.tenor.com/caB9EY_iaRcAAAAM/jim-carrey-scared.gif)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on October 31, 2023, 09:32:12 AM
Interview with a Vampire Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Indiscipline on October 31, 2023, 09:49:16 AM
An Evening with Radiohead
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on October 31, 2023, 09:55:42 AM
The Englishman who went up the hill But cam


The Adventures of Priscilla Presley, Queen of the Desert.

Too Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Newman.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 01, 2023, 06:59:45 AM
I thought Chad grabbed this one right off the bat, but Stads made me shudder in horror while laughing with:
The Nightmare Before The Election - Dinner With Stadler

As much as I'm loath to concede anything to you, you're up Stadler.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on November 02, 2023, 09:02:27 AM
Standings:
Jingle.boy - 75
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 35
Kinger- 32 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 25
Stadler - 24
TempusVox - 23
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
hefdaddy42 - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, VMadera - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Jamesman - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, faizoff  - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline -  2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

New scene: I'm in Florida this week: things you definitely do not want to see old people doing.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 02, 2023, 09:04:24 AM
Running our Country
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Indiscipline on November 02, 2023, 09:05:53 AM
And I believe we can already give gmillerdrake this bout
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on November 02, 2023, 09:10:51 AM
Anything that might result in "jiggling"
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on November 02, 2023, 09:12:59 AM
Rubbing baby oil on each other.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on November 02, 2023, 09:20:52 AM
Hosting a lemon party
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 02, 2023, 09:40:08 AM
Driving
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 02, 2023, 10:36:43 AM
Mosh pit.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on November 02, 2023, 11:21:55 AM
Walking their alligator in a park.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on November 02, 2023, 12:53:04 PM
Taking a goatse picture.

*waits for TAC to azk*
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on November 02, 2023, 02:27:18 PM
Taking a goatse picture.


(https://previews.123rf.com/images/ramann/ramann1905/ramann190500733/123107035-a-very-old-man-in-messy-clothes-is-sitting-on-a-stool-in-the-yard-of-an-old-farm-and-holding-a-white.jpg)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on November 02, 2023, 03:19:02 PM
Going streaking in the quad
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 02, 2023, 03:31:18 PM
Sharing teeth.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on November 02, 2023, 06:17:38 PM
Dropping their pants to let the wind on the beach spray water into their anus and then hang crabs on their nipples. I hate it here.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 03, 2023, 06:28:41 AM
Pole vaulting

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 03, 2023, 07:53:35 AM
Tending gardens

Making common sense.

<#couldntresist>
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on November 03, 2023, 08:09:27 AM
Using emojis.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on November 03, 2023, 08:23:08 AM
Recording dance moves to post on Tik Tok
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 03, 2023, 09:01:06 AM
Using emojis.

"Oh really?! I thought it was soft-serve, chocolate ice cream..."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on November 03, 2023, 09:09:00 AM
Tending gardens

Making common sense.

<#couldntresist>
:lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on November 03, 2023, 09:15:55 PM
Using emojis.

"Oh really?! I thought it was soft-serve, chocolate ice cream..."

 :lol 👍
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on November 06, 2023, 07:45:46 AM
Hosting a lemon party

I don't really know what a lemon party is, but I'll take it.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on November 06, 2023, 08:51:59 AM
Hosting a lemon party

I don't really know what a lemon party is, but I'll take it.

Well you probably shouldn't google it (https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-is-lemon-party-and-why-should-you-not-google-it)  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on November 06, 2023, 09:23:03 AM
Hosting a lemon party

I don't really know what a lemon party is, but I'll take it.

Well you probably shouldn't google it (https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-is-lemon-party-and-why-should-you-not-google-it)  :biggrin:

Wait.. does this mean I won?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on November 06, 2023, 09:48:18 AM
Hosting a lemon party

I don't really know what a lemon party is, but I'll take it.

Well you probably shouldn't google it (https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-is-lemon-party-and-why-should-you-not-google-it)  :biggrin:

Wait.. does this mean I won?

Yes, please.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on November 06, 2023, 10:20:27 AM
Standings:
Jingle.boy - 75
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 35
Kinger- 32 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 25
Stadler - 24
TempusVox - 23
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
hefdaddy42 - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, VMadera - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Jamesman - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, faizoff - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline -  2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1






New scene: You meet a famous person and try to start a conversation, however everything you say comes out in toddler speak.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on November 06, 2023, 02:38:08 PM
Hi Mr. President, you are stinky farthead. (Apply this to which president you want)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on November 06, 2023, 03:00:28 PM
Pretty much any conversation I'd have with Margot Robbie.   Where do you want me to start? 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on November 07, 2023, 08:15:32 AM
I'll sit this one out.  I didn't even use toddler speak with my kids when they were toddlers.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on November 09, 2023, 02:54:35 PM
Hi Mr. President, you are stinky farthead. (Apply this to which president you want)

The winner by default, no one wants to talk like a toddler. Next time I'll make it a pornstar.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on November 09, 2023, 03:06:15 PM
Yo! The best presents is presence!

Standings:
Jingle.boy - 75
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 35
Kinger- 32 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 25
Stadler - 24
TempusVox - 23
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
hefdaddy42 - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, VMadera - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking, Jamesman - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, faizoff - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline -  2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1






New scene: Things you shouldn't say if a cannibal kidnaps you.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: faizoff on November 09, 2023, 03:39:32 PM
Bite me.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 09, 2023, 04:01:25 PM
I’ve got a can of fava beans and a nice Chianti in my pack. Just take them!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 09, 2023, 04:02:16 PM
Is that Chianti?

<damn… Gregg beat me to it!>
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 09, 2023, 04:04:56 PM
Is that Chianti?

<damn… Gregg beat me to it!>

Ha ha, you posted that while I was editing my text.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 09, 2023, 04:06:00 PM
Is that Chianti?

<damn… Gregg beat me to it!>

Ha ha, you posted that while I was editing my text.

Damn you… the Chianti bit was NOT in your first post. :getoffmylawn:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 09, 2023, 04:08:50 PM
I’m keeping it though since I thought of it myself  :P
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 09, 2023, 04:25:32 PM
I feel great after soaking in that tub of warm almond milk all night last night.

Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on November 10, 2023, 07:39:34 AM
Sorry, just feeling a little salty today.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on November 10, 2023, 07:41:06 AM
So I've really been having a lot of luck with my new diet of corn, barley and oats.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on November 10, 2023, 07:42:06 AM
Dinner's on me!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on November 10, 2023, 09:06:20 AM
‘I really enjoy it when someone goes down on me.’
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on November 10, 2023, 09:23:48 AM
You know what pairs well with me?  Freedom.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on November 10, 2023, 10:12:42 AM
Ba-da-ba-ba-ba.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 10, 2023, 10:50:22 AM
Do you think you could drive a little more cautiously please? All this shaking and bumping is really making my muscles tender
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Indiscipline on November 10, 2023, 11:38:00 AM
Sure, I'd love to see your and your brother's secret holy place.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on November 10, 2023, 02:44:24 PM
So I've really been having a lot of luck with my new diet of corn, barley and oats.

This one made me chuckle more than everything else and is the winner, Indiscipline was close in 2nd place.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on November 10, 2023, 02:57:10 PM
So I've really been having a lot of luck with my new diet of corn, barley and oats.

This one made me chuckle more than everything else and is the winner, Indiscipline was close in 2nd place.

Did anyone get the hidden meaning?

(That's what they feed lambs.   The Silence of the Lambs?  Hannibal Lector?)


Yo! The best presents is presence!

Standings:
Jingle.boy - 75
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 35
Kinger- 32 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 25
Stadler - 25
TempusVox - 23
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
hefdaddy42 - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, VMadera - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking, Jamesman - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, faizoff - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline -  2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1



New scene: Things you shouldn't say to your child's teacher.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on November 10, 2023, 06:20:30 PM
Listen, I know that you have a degree in your field, which some people take to mean that you have some expertise, but I am a member in good standing of Zion Progressive Primitive Baptist Apostolic Church.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on November 10, 2023, 06:22:42 PM
Did you tell my son you'd show his father your ass?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on November 10, 2023, 08:10:25 PM
He's allowed to text me during your class, I said so.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on November 10, 2023, 10:22:37 PM
A for anal?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 11, 2023, 04:56:48 AM
But did you stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?

We don't teach "New Science", do we?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 11, 2023, 09:24:40 AM
Is there anything  Ican do for 'extra credit'?

Now that you've crossed my eyes....you mind if I dot those T's?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on November 11, 2023, 03:42:59 PM
My son said you had an nice ass. You didn't disappoint. 
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 11, 2023, 04:29:23 PM
Sure wouldn’t mind receiving some private, corporal punishment?

That outfit you’re wearing gave me an immediate detention
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on November 11, 2023, 05:09:40 PM
I'd like to double space your margins.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on November 11, 2023, 05:23:20 PM
So........do you like Dream Theater?

After meeting you I can see why my son is always happy to stay back for detention.  Room for one more?
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 12, 2023, 05:12:20 AM
*gasp* Junior said you were fat, but good lord woman, you're like a carnival attraction. And maybe shave a gap between your eyebrows. Still, you don't sweat much.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on November 12, 2023, 08:01:10 AM
*gasp* Junior said you were fat, but good lord woman, you're like a carnival attraction. And maybe shave a gap between your eyebrows. Still, you don't sweat much.

Haha.  Win.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 13, 2023, 06:34:01 AM
Thanks, Stads!

Standings:
Jingle.boy - 75
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 36
Kinger- 32 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 25
Stadler - 25
TempusVox - 23
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
hefdaddy42 - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, VMadera - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking, Jamesman - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, faizoff - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline -  2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1



New scene: What Alfred does in the BatCave™ while Batman is away.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: lonestar on November 13, 2023, 06:57:58 AM
Makes porn.. Bat Porn...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on November 13, 2023, 07:22:08 AM
He masterBATes
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on November 13, 2023, 07:23:16 AM
Cleans up guano.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on November 13, 2023, 07:43:33 AM
Works on his Gangsta rap album
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Indiscipline on November 13, 2023, 08:05:55 AM
Plans his new move as the Joker.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 13, 2023, 08:50:40 AM
Films his Only Fans with Robin
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on November 13, 2023, 09:56:57 AM
Posts on DTF as "TAC".
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 13, 2023, 10:01:49 AM
Crafts guano pottery to sell at local flea markets
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on November 13, 2023, 10:24:59 AM
Keeps working on his tell-all book, spending a lot of time on the chapters on his time training with Bruce Lee.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on November 13, 2023, 03:05:23 PM
Posts on DTF as "TAC".

 ;D


Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on November 13, 2023, 03:05:42 PM
He puts on the Bat Girl outfit.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on November 13, 2023, 06:13:25 PM
Hosts lemon parties.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: lonestar on November 13, 2023, 06:16:33 PM
Binge drinks and ugly cries while regretting having become a codependent to a loony who dresses in a bat suit.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on November 14, 2023, 02:51:27 AM
Sits and ponders if Mike Mangini was fired or not.

Trolls on DTF under multiple accounts.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Indiscipline on November 14, 2023, 03:10:55 AM
Sends his application form for a suddenly available teaching job in China
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on November 14, 2023, 03:13:54 AM
Then realises the Bat Cave actually has incredible internet speed.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Indiscipline on November 14, 2023, 03:22:19 AM
And devours a Fish Filet in jubilation
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on November 14, 2023, 03:30:55 AM
And devours a Fish Filet in jubilation

No wonder Alfred hides in the Bat Cave.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 14, 2023, 05:09:08 AM
Writes bombastic Italian operas ... occasionally assisted by ChatGPT.

Practices his bunker game.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: lonestar on November 14, 2023, 06:02:11 AM
Repeatedly shouts "echo..."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 14, 2023, 06:51:38 AM
Some really great entries, guys. Snow Dog and lonestar got me good with the simple, obvious responses. The Kade and Alex show got some laughs. Chad worked the "know thy audience" angle. Ultimately, Gary's weird, venue appropriate entry got the biggest most sustained laugh.

Crafts guano pottery to sell at local flea markets

Winner!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on November 14, 2023, 09:08:30 AM
Hosts lemon parties.

STILL don't know what a lemon party is.  ;)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on November 14, 2023, 09:09:15 AM
I had not heard of it till I saw it here a couple rounds ago.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 14, 2023, 09:09:22 AM
Thanks Gregg!


Standings:
Jingle.boy - 75
gmillerdrake - 55
Podaar - 36
Kinger- 32 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 25
Stadler - 25
TempusVox - 23
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
hefdaddy42 - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, VMadera - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking, Jamesman - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, faizoff - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline -  2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1



New scene: Compliments that aren’t so ‘complimentary’
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: lonestar on November 14, 2023, 09:10:17 AM
Your body odor isn't so paralyzing today...
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on November 14, 2023, 09:13:55 AM
I had not heard of it till I saw it here a couple rounds ago.

I know!  And I called it a winner!!!  :)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on November 14, 2023, 09:24:17 AM
"Your intelligence is at the top of the bell curve."
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 14, 2023, 09:30:22 AM
You don't sweat much for a fat guy.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on November 14, 2023, 09:31:38 AM
You're not as dumb as you look
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on November 14, 2023, 09:34:31 AM
Your outfit is so nice! My grandfather wore the same thing 30 years ago.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on November 14, 2023, 09:36:36 AM
That was the best two and a half minutes of sex I've ever had.

Wow, you are the most organized hoarder I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 14, 2023, 09:48:38 AM
I was so glad to hear you aren't beating your wife anymore.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on November 14, 2023, 10:01:27 AM
Wow, nice power metal collection.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: lonestar on November 14, 2023, 10:11:00 AM
Of course you're the first man I've slept with, all the others kept me up all night
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Indiscipline on November 14, 2023, 10:16:38 AM
Honey, you're such a good driver ... almost like a man.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 14, 2023, 10:17:55 AM
Your pottery doesn't smell nearly as repulsive as last week.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 14, 2023, 10:22:11 AM
I'm as excited for your return to the band as I was for your departure.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: lonestar on November 14, 2023, 10:28:29 AM
It's perfect honey... The big ones hurt....
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on November 14, 2023, 11:55:42 AM
Oh, bless your heart…

Nice, you didn’t load the dishwasher as horribly as last time…
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on November 14, 2023, 02:00:01 PM
Honey, your ass doesn't look as big in those jeans as I thought they would.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on November 14, 2023, 02:09:39 PM
I like how you don't care how you look.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 14, 2023, 04:04:21 PM
Good lord you guys are making this round impossible to judge…..there’s a legit four or five winners so far.

I’ll let this go until tomorrow, but man….. :rollin
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Cool Chris on November 14, 2023, 05:08:04 PM
Your butt does a great job maximizing the available space in that chair.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 14, 2023, 05:09:39 PM
Hey, what a great lag! It all but went in.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on November 14, 2023, 05:34:56 PM
We definitely can't imagine the band without Mike on drums.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 14, 2023, 08:41:35 PM
Other than the speed and the line, that was a great putt.

Your contributions to this project have been plentiful, and as useful as a mint flavored suppository.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on November 15, 2023, 02:12:06 PM
It's perfect honey... The big ones hurt....

Haha.   
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 15, 2023, 03:30:20 PM
There were quite a few good ones in this batch....but alas.....I gotta hand it over to RJ as this phrase has probably stung plenty o' men.....

It's perfect honey... The big ones hurt....


You're up RJ  :tup
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: lonestar on November 16, 2023, 08:03:29 AM
Wow...been a few years since I got a Win here...thanks Gary...

Standings:
Jingle.boy - 75
gmillerdrake - 55
Podaar - 36
Kinger- 32 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 26
Stadler - 25
TempusVox - 23
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
hefdaddy42 - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, VMadera - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking, Jamesman - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, faizoff - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline -  2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1




New Scene- Rejected Campbell's Soup Flavors
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on November 16, 2023, 08:04:25 AM
Wet Ass Pussy
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 16, 2023, 08:10:13 AM
Roadkill Jum Bolia

Yeast Infection Slurry
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 16, 2023, 09:05:07 AM
Finger Tips & Skin Graft Porridge
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on November 16, 2023, 09:15:46 AM
Prawn Cocktail.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on November 16, 2023, 09:17:37 AM
McDonald's Bic Mac sauce soup.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 16, 2023, 10:01:31 AM
Duck Butter
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 16, 2023, 10:15:29 AM
The Shocker

Maple Bacon Burbon

Wasabi

Camel toe
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on November 16, 2023, 10:17:19 AM
Oprah Winfrey's Chicken Nude-le Soup
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Indiscipline on November 16, 2023, 10:19:08 AM
Pearl Jam

Ass'n'balls
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: DragonAttack on November 16, 2023, 10:22:55 AM
Cream of Tush

Cream of Brussel Sprouts

Chicken Gizzards and Noodles…low sodium

Cow Tongue Broth
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 16, 2023, 10:40:11 AM
Chucky Curdles
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 16, 2023, 11:59:53 AM
Mucas Plug Broth
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: hefdaddy42 on November 16, 2023, 12:32:13 PM
Nice Greasy Pork Sandwich Served In A Dirty Ashtray
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on November 16, 2023, 12:41:38 PM

Ass'n'balls

For the Chunky soup line
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 16, 2023, 12:54:19 PM
Cold Dead Heart
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: King Postwhore on November 16, 2023, 01:10:42 PM
Tim's Cranky Home Style Sucks and Blows Turkey Limp Noodle Soup.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on November 16, 2023, 01:23:27 PM
Children Tears
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 16, 2023, 01:34:55 PM
Children Tears

Enemy Tears
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on November 16, 2023, 02:39:29 PM
Duck Butter

I thought that said "Dick Butter".

My answer: "Dick Butter".   ;)
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 16, 2023, 03:27:22 PM
Duck Butter

I thought that said "Dick Butter".

Not a typo…Duck Butter is even worse, for those in the know of its definition…
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: TAC on November 16, 2023, 03:28:14 PM
Duck Butter

I thought that said "Dick Butter".

Not a typo…Duck Butter is even worse, for those in the know of its definition…

That's because Stadler only knows Dick Butter. ;D
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: XJDenton on November 16, 2023, 03:43:17 PM
Larks tongues in aspic.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 16, 2023, 03:52:51 PM
Soy Lentil Green
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on November 16, 2023, 07:48:08 PM
Wet Ass Pussy

Sounds like a flavour I'd totally try.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: wolfking on November 16, 2023, 07:50:40 PM
Lube in the Face. 

Our new Campbells Soup Lube in the Face flavour adds extra cream and a little salt for that softer, silker texture that goes down the hatch super smooth leaving you wanting more every time.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: lonestar on November 17, 2023, 07:17:34 AM
First off, fuck off to whoever made me google duck butter.


Soy Lentil Green was so close for the brilliant play on words, but for some reason this one got the biggest chuckle, even though I think he meant Chunky, Chucky even made it funnier. You're up Chad.


Chucky Curdles
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 17, 2023, 08:17:22 AM
First off, fuck off to whoever made me google duck butter.


Soy Lentil Green was so close for the brilliant play on words, but for some reason this one got the biggest chuckle, even though I think he meant Chunky, Chucky even made it funnier. You're up Chad.


Chucky Curdles

TYPO for the win!  :fistpump:
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 17, 2023, 08:18:50 AM
Standings:
Jingle.boy - 76
gmillerdrake - 55
Podaar - 36
Kinger- 32 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 26
Stadler - 25
TempusVox - 23
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
hefdaddy42 - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, VMadera - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking, Jamesman - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, faizoff - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline -  2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Things you can say about a bad movie/TV show, but not about your partner.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Snow Dog on November 17, 2023, 08:34:12 AM
Well, that was some wasted time that I’ll never get back…

It’s so bad, it’s almost good!
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on November 17, 2023, 08:41:16 AM
I can't believe I waited in line for this.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: lonestar on November 17, 2023, 09:28:53 AM
You call that acting??
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Stadler on November 17, 2023, 09:48:12 AM
That makeup looks so fake.   
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Jamesman42 on November 17, 2023, 09:52:31 AM
I came halfway through and had to stay until the end.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Podaar on November 17, 2023, 09:55:59 AM
First off, fuck off to whoever made me google duck butter.

 :blush :lol
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: lonestar on November 17, 2023, 10:30:22 AM
First off, fuck off to whoever made me google duck butter.

 :blush :lol

It's even worse that I've actually made duck butter (fois gras butter) many times.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Lonk on November 17, 2023, 11:23:49 AM
I wish it would've lasted longer
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: gmillerdrake on November 17, 2023, 11:29:41 AM
I prefer to watch a newer version with younger participants.
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: Indiscipline on November 17, 2023, 11:40:58 AM
Not bad for a sequel
Title: Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
Post by: jingle.boy on November 20, 2023, 08:16:17 PM
I came halfway through and had to stay until the end.

I usually just walk out! :lol

Winner!  You’re up, Jimbo.