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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2205 on: January 27, 2023, 11:15:24 AM »

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2206 on: January 27, 2023, 11:25:37 AM »
Joe Gatto eating fresh guac with hand rolled tortillas. Nom Nom.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2207 on: January 27, 2023, 11:51:43 AM »
Joe Gatto eating fresh guac with hand rolled tortillas. Nom Nom.
:lol

Side note: I saw his show in December, and while I had a great time, I left the show feeling bad for him. He is clearly trying really hard to move on from everything that happened to him and it shows.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2208 on: January 27, 2023, 01:35:54 PM »
Tim's shopping carts
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2209 on: January 27, 2023, 07:16:45 PM »
Never heard of Joe Gatto.

I don't normally think of submissions when I submit a topic, but after I typed it in, I thought "Those 30,000 missing Hillary Clinton emails" and then I thought "Jimmy Hoffa."

So you are up Stadler.
« Last Edit: January 27, 2023, 09:11:46 PM by Cool Chris »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2210 on: January 30, 2023, 07:03:46 AM »
Joe Gatto eating fresh guac with hand rolled tortillas. Nom Nom.
:lol

Side note: I saw his show in December, and while I had a great time, I left the show feeling bad for him. He is clearly trying really hard to move on from everything that happened to him and it shows.

What was that?  The divorce?  Is he permanently out with the other guys?

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2211 on: February 15, 2023, 06:02:56 AM »
Jezuz H Christ on a popsicle-stick, Stadler. Pull your head out of the contrary trough for a few fuckin' seconds, and give us a new scene. SMH

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2212 on: February 15, 2023, 06:35:29 AM »
Can do.  Give me my morning coffee to come up with a scene...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2213 on: February 15, 2023, 07:54:11 AM »
I vote Gregg gets a +1 credit in the standings for his post to Bill to get off his a$$  :lol
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
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I found this list of failed ideas for this years Super Bowl commercials...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2215 on: February 15, 2023, 08:18:14 AM »
Halftime performance with live vocals.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2216 on: February 15, 2023, 08:40:26 AM »
Joe Biden on ‘Jeopardy’ trying to answer a True or False question
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2217 on: February 15, 2023, 08:46:13 AM »
A kids party with non-alcoholic beer from Budweiser.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2218 on: February 15, 2023, 09:03:50 AM »
A barber-shop quartet of Chris Murphy, Adam Schiff, Richard Blumenthal, and AOC ... with Bill Clinton on sax.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2219 on: February 15, 2023, 10:44:10 AM »
Ron Jeremy's new commercial for HIMS
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2220 on: February 15, 2023, 01:20:35 PM »
Roseanne Barr
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2221 on: February 16, 2023, 01:54:19 AM »
Batmen : The Movie - Featuring ALL the Batmens.
A collection of mammoth turds (AKA Billy Joels 25 least shite song collection as voted for by the Dream Theater community.)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2222 on: February 16, 2023, 06:18:45 AM »
Roseanne Barr

I think that was an ACTUAL commercial, though.  :). :) :) :) :) : )

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2223 on: February 16, 2023, 06:40:16 AM »
Tom Brady giving Patrick Mahomes a hug and whispering in his ear "You're the goat now, you were always better than me and will be in the future"






...then Stadler wakes up from his nightmare shaking uncontrollably.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2224 on: February 16, 2023, 07:18:21 AM »
Pronoun free dialogue

Gary Busey as the spokesperson
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2225 on: February 16, 2023, 07:50:35 AM »
Tom Brady giving Patrick Mahomes a hug and whispering in his ear "You're the goat now, you were always better than me and will be in the future"






...then Stadler wakes up from his nightmare shaking uncontrollably.

Did you hack into my Alexa?!?!

Since that could actually be a real commercial, I'm giving this one the win.

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« Reply #2226 on: February 16, 2023, 08:05:06 AM »
Tom Brady giving Patrick Mahomes a hug and whispering in his ear "You're the goat now, you were always better than me and will be in the future"






...then Stadler wakes up from his nightmare shaking uncontrollably.

Did you hack into my Alexa?!?!

Since that could actually be a real commercial, I'm giving this one the win.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2227 on: February 16, 2023, 08:41:41 AM »
Honk if you don't hate your family
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« Reply #2228 on: February 16, 2023, 09:12:22 AM »
I've stuck this sign in Lorne Greene.

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« Reply #2229 on: February 16, 2023, 10:48:17 AM »
Get Off My Lawn.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2230 on: February 16, 2023, 11:09:04 AM »
As soon as you see me crap on your lawn, you're invited to have your dog do it on mine.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2231 on: February 16, 2023, 11:16:54 AM »
Come inside with us  :heart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2232 on: February 16, 2023, 11:58:01 AM »
My Grass may be greener but my wife is much meaner
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2233 on: February 16, 2023, 12:24:18 PM »
We keep our hedges trimmed.

Dandelion sanctuary.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2234 on: February 16, 2023, 01:18:38 PM »
Free Pollenation Demonstrations behind the Garage
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2235 on: February 16, 2023, 03:17:14 PM »
Tim! Rake up your leaves before the wind blows them over here!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2236 on: February 16, 2023, 03:34:46 PM »
Tim! Rake up your leaves before the wind blows them over here!

That's an actual sign that my three neighbors across the street put up every fall.  :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #2237 on: February 16, 2023, 09:18:58 PM »
Tim! Rake up your leaves before the wind blows them over here!

What's hilarious about this is that I have a neighbor right across me who's name is Tim and we joke about the leaves. You're up!
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« Reply #2238 on: February 17, 2023, 05:58:26 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2239 on: February 17, 2023, 06:02:57 AM »
... then there was this one time, at band camp....

... and then there's the story of how he got the nickname "Sonic".
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion