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Offline Cool Chris

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2345 on: March 06, 2023, 09:21:14 PM »
Do not thank me after your team wins. I had nothing to do with it.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2346 on: March 07, 2023, 04:59:07 AM »
Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2347 on: March 07, 2023, 09:28:54 AM »
Thou shalt not covet thine ex-roommate's netflix password.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2348 on: March 07, 2023, 10:08:57 AM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on March 06, 2023, 10:08:55 AM
Don't be dicks to each other.

This should've been #1.  Yer up Gare
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2349 on: March 07, 2023, 10:24:34 AM »
Quote from: Cool Chris on March 06, 2023, 09:21:14 PM
Do not thank me after your team wins. I had nothing to do with it.

One of my favorite quotes:  "I never heard a ballplayer thanking god after going 0-fer-4 with three strikeouts."  Sparky Anderson
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2350 on: March 08, 2023, 07:14:30 AM »
Thanks Chad......sorry for the delay fellas.



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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2351 on: March 08, 2023, 07:27:23 AM »
"Picture yourself on a boat in a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies."


"The Defendant, Mr. Orenthal James Simpson, is now afforded an opportunity to argue the case, if you will, but I'm not going to argue with you, ladies and gentlemen. What I'm going to do is to try and discuss the reasonable inferences which I feel can be drawn from this evidence. "
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2352 on: March 08, 2023, 07:55:31 AM »
I'm only doing this for the paycheque.
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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2353 on: March 08, 2023, 08:28:45 AM »
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, as a reminder, in all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an IMPARTIAL jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defense.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2354 on: March 08, 2023, 08:46:55 AM »
"Look, he did it, ok?..."
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2355 on: March 08, 2023, 09:19:05 AM »
Can we just wrap this up?  The Leafs are on tonight.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2356 on: March 08, 2023, 09:24:26 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on March 08, 2023, 09:19:05 AM
Can we just wrap this up?  The Leafs are on tonight.

 :metal
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2357 on: March 13, 2023, 09:31:46 AM »
Gimme a couple more….I’ll pick today
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2358 on: March 13, 2023, 08:42:57 PM »
Can we just all agree that the victim had it coming to him? He was an asshole.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2359 on: March 13, 2023, 08:44:41 PM »
Fuck this noise…bring out the white women!!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2360 on: March 14, 2023, 08:14:00 AM »
Sorry for the delay fellas…….started a new job and have been scrambling.

This one was my style……

Quote from: Cool Chris on March 13, 2023, 08:42:57 PM
Can we just all agree that the victim had it coming to him? He was an asshole.

You’re up!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2361 on: March 14, 2023, 08:24:24 AM »
Thank you, your honor. I am off to work, will post later today.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2362 on: March 14, 2023, 09:00:39 PM »
With the collapse of the Silicon Valley Bank, Congress is imposing a new law on banks that states...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2363 on: March 18, 2023, 09:45:57 AM »
"Stop hiring people that have zero background in finance or business management to run multi-billion dollar institutions"

Monopoly money to be used on all insider trading and other illegal transactions
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2364 on: March 18, 2023, 10:23:07 AM »
Ok well that's one submission.... Winner by default?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2365 on: March 18, 2023, 10:44:39 AM »
Quote from: Cool Chris on March 18, 2023, 10:23:07 AM
Ok well that's one submission.... Winner by default?

Ehh….let it go the weekend and se if there are a few more.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2366 on: March 18, 2023, 04:26:09 PM »
Money is obsolete.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2367 on: March 18, 2023, 04:29:04 PM »
Every customer gets a lollipop.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2368 on: March 18, 2023, 05:13:01 PM »
In the event of a bank collapse, the government shall bail out the affected institutions, as long as the CEOs pinky swear they did their best to avoid the collapse.

In the event of a bank collapse, all affected institutions must issue a statements that begins with " so what had happened was..."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2369 on: March 18, 2023, 06:11:33 PM »
It's fixed.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2370 on: March 20, 2023, 08:09:30 PM »
Quote from: TAC on March 18, 2023, 04:29:04 PM
Every customer gets a lollipop.

This made me chuckle. Reminded me of this bit from Seinfeld, where every client was supposed to get a "hello."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN6cJ_wGmsk

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2371 on: March 21, 2023, 09:06:34 AM »
Bankers must first perform at least 50 hours of on site training with monopoly money before they are allowed access to the securities market.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2372 on: March 21, 2023, 09:11:26 AM »
Can you count?

You're hired!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2373 on: March 21, 2023, 10:15:55 AM »
Sorry guys I wasn't clear TAC wins this round.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2374 on: March 21, 2023, 10:21:14 AM »
I DIDNT HEAR NO BELL.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2375 on: March 21, 2023, 10:24:00 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2376 on: March 21, 2023, 11:27:52 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2377 on: March 21, 2023, 01:30:23 PM »
Quote from: Cool Chris on March 21, 2023, 10:15:55 AM
Sorry guys I wasn't clear TAC wins this round.

That's okay, I wasn't clear who was even running the scene...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2378 on: March 21, 2023, 03:39:31 PM »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2379 on: March 21, 2023, 05:05:44 PM »
Vute kingshtmglsnd 2025?
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