heating up food in the microwave for longer than I thought I did, and burning the fuck out of my mouth. (whoops, too late to censor myself).
To go along with that, microwaves that heat food unevenly, so that your first bite is the perfect temperature, and then the next either burns the fuck out of your mouth as you say, or it’s so cold it could freeze a mole off.
Everything about today’s grocery shopping trip. It’s while my son is napping, during which I was planning to also rest. It’s Sunday afternoon, so it’s a damn zoo inside, and I don’t have the patience today to wait for inconsiderate people to lolligag through the aisles. I forgot to bring our reusable bags for the 1000th time (Oregon stores by law no longer provide bags unless they’re paper, and they’re a 5¢ tax per bag, which I refuse to cave in to). And it’s friggin’ pouring outside, and since I haven’t bagged my goods, it’ll take 3x as long to bring them in the house all the while I’m getting soaked.
Okay, done bitching now.