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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2485 on: February 19, 2014, 08:02:08 PM »
I apologize for the apparent uninspiring Scene idea  :( I'm going to pic Coz for the great 80's effort(s)....there sure were a bunch of boob-centric movies :lol

You win Coz....you're up.......and I vow to have more inspiring Scenes in the future.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2486 on: February 20, 2014, 06:54:52 AM »
Awesome.  And yes, b00bs are pretty much what made TONS of 80's movies worthwhile.  :cozmo2::cozmo2:

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kingshmegland - 11
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Lucien - 1
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Worst songs to play at a father/daughter dance

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2487 on: February 20, 2014, 06:58:08 AM »
Steel Panther - The Shocker
Winger - Seventeen
Kiss - Christine Sixteen
Whitesnake - Spit it Out
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2488 on: February 20, 2014, 07:28:23 AM »
Cake & Sodomy - Marylin Manson
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2489 on: February 20, 2014, 07:36:51 AM »
Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2490 on: February 20, 2014, 11:33:11 AM »
Foghat- I Just Wanna Make Love To You
Bad Company- Feel Like Makin' Love
Ted Nugent- Wang Dang Sweet Poontang
Alice Cooper-Only Women Bleed
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2491 on: February 20, 2014, 01:46:24 PM »
Iron Maiden - 'Bring Your Daughter... to the Slaughter'
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2492 on: February 20, 2014, 04:13:44 PM »
Iron Maiden - 'Bring Your Daughter... to the Slaughter'

Damn it
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2493 on: February 20, 2014, 04:17:17 PM »
Boobs? yes?

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2494 on: February 20, 2014, 04:55:30 PM »
Tool - Prison Sex

ZZ Top - Tush
ZZ Top - I Woke Up With Wood
ZZ Top - Legs
ZZ Top - Pearl Necklace

Oh, hell, anything by ZZ Top!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2495 on: February 21, 2014, 06:31:05 PM »
All good selections, but Podaar swoops in at the end and steals it with Pearl Necklace. Nice.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2496 on: February 22, 2014, 07:22:33 AM »


Thanks Coz!

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jingle.boy - 28
gmillerdrake - 24
lonestar - 15
kingshmegland - 11
Tempusvox - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
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DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
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Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1
Jaffa - 1

Next Scene:

Things you do NOT want to hear inside the BatCave™
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2497 on: February 22, 2014, 07:41:30 AM »
"Welcome to Oprah's vagina"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2498 on: February 22, 2014, 07:56:25 AM »
Before we venture in any further.....you must be initiated. ALFRED!! BRING ME THE CATTLE SEMEN, BUTTER AND #2 PENCIL.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2499 on: February 22, 2014, 01:24:22 PM »
"...It rubs the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again."

"I've had it with these motherfucking bats in this motherfucking batcave!"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2500 on: February 22, 2014, 05:17:36 PM »
Robin practicing the words to Adam Sandler's "At A Medium Pace"

Listen!  Do you smell that?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2501 on: February 22, 2014, 10:37:48 PM »
"What's this button do?"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2502 on: February 22, 2014, 10:46:33 PM »
You've had a rabies shot.....right?

Watch where you sit....some of these stalagmites are sneaky little buggars.

Yeah, I found this place looking for One Eyed Willies rich stuff.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2503 on: February 23, 2014, 05:46:02 AM »
A Fart.

Bend over old chum.

Do you have a bat condom in your utility belt?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2504 on: February 24, 2014, 06:58:53 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2505 on: February 24, 2014, 07:23:50 AM »
Extra points for creativity!

Before we venture in any further.....you must be initiated. ALFRED!! BRING ME THE CATTLE SEMEN, BUTTER AND #2 PENCIL.

 ???  :lol
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2506 on: February 24, 2014, 08:50:47 AM »
Much appreciated Gregg....sometimes randon creativity pays off.


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jingle.boy - 28
gmillerdrake - 25
lonestar - 15
kingshmegland - 11
Tempusvox - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Podaar - 8
Zydar - 6
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Jarlaxle - 2
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TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1
Jaffa - 1

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2507 on: February 24, 2014, 11:02:17 AM »
Accessorizing

Manscaping

Gossip

Shopping
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2508 on: February 25, 2014, 02:53:02 PM »
Testing.....testing.......Bueller.....Buelller......Bueller.....is thing on?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2509 on: February 25, 2014, 05:49:04 PM »
Mikey just made his first anal beads from yarn and twigs and now receives the plug badge.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2510 on: February 25, 2014, 09:19:02 PM »
Mikey just made his first anal beads from yarn and twigs and now receives the plug badge.

There's really no need to go any further than this  :omg:  :(  :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2511 on: February 27, 2014, 09:33:50 AM »
You picking a Scene King?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2512 on: February 27, 2014, 11:42:21 AM »
Oops!  Sorry!

Standings:

jingle.boy - 28
gmillerdrake - 25
lonestar - 15
kingshmegland - 12
Tempusvox - 10
Sir GuitarCozmo - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Podaar - 8
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 3
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1
Jaffa - 1

Next Scene  -  A man is sent by his wife to the store, to pick up some Massengill.  He sees a clerk and asks.............
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2513 on: February 27, 2014, 11:59:23 AM »
Where's the snatch soap?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2514 on: February 27, 2014, 12:02:47 PM »
Could you kick me in the nutts a couple times to make this trip complete?

Sometimes you get that 'not so fresh feeling'....ya' know?

I usually keep the discharge and make a nice soup paired with Old Crow.



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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2515 on: February 27, 2014, 12:25:31 PM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2516 on: February 27, 2014, 12:42:02 PM »
"Can you blow me where the Pampers is?"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2517 on: February 27, 2014, 01:26:18 PM »
Excuse me. Can you tell me where to find the duck-butter remover?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2518 on: February 27, 2014, 03:09:27 PM »
Excuse me, are these unisex?

What's the warranty?

Got this in extra strong?

*sniff sniff*. Methinks you need a pack too.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2519 on: February 27, 2014, 03:29:49 PM »
Which aisle is the salad dressing in?