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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2310 on: January 14, 2014, 05:22:24 PM »
Go to a Dream Theater concert.


Unless you are female.

Then please be my guest.
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2311 on: January 16, 2014, 05:18:42 PM »
Quote from: Podaar on January 14, 2014, 03:51:07 PM
Bottle feed a goat.  :omg:

You are a WINNA!!! Yer up!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2312 on: January 17, 2014, 07:26:51 AM »
Thanks Tempusvox! I'd forgotten that I was participating so your PM was a complete surprise.

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gmillerdrake - 21
lonestar - 14
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Jonnybaxy - 2
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El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
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Give me a bit to come up with something. It's early here and I need coffee.
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"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2313 on: January 17, 2014, 07:37:59 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2314 on: January 17, 2014, 07:59:45 AM »
Smoking Animal Feces while dining on dead porucupine should wake you up Gregg......
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2315 on: January 17, 2014, 08:04:23 AM »
Or at least get him high -  a fecal high.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2316 on: January 17, 2014, 08:11:22 AM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on January 17, 2014, 07:59:45 AM
Smoking Animal Feces while dining on dead porucupine should wake you up Gregg......

Gary, does that mean I can't take a shower for 60 years too?!



Scene: Things you say to your waiter/bartender that you can't say to your significant other.
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"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2317 on: January 17, 2014, 08:33:27 AM »
Quote from: Podaar on January 17, 2014, 08:11:22 AM
Scene: Things you say to your waiter/bartender that you can't say to your significant other.

Who's dick do I gotta suck around here to get some service?

I'll have what she's having.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2318 on: January 17, 2014, 08:47:58 AM »
I normally wouldn't give you this big a tip.....but you really went the extra mile.



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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2319 on: January 17, 2014, 12:04:51 PM »
Know any hot, single chicks that come in here?

When is ladies night? I'm looking to get laid.

So, is this a good place to pick up women?

I just came here for a beer and to watch the game.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2320 on: January 17, 2014, 12:06:43 PM »
Sorry, I'm a bit short.  My friend will take care of you.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2321 on: January 17, 2014, 12:42:31 PM »
Quote from: Prog Snob on January 17, 2014, 12:06:43 PM
Sorry, I'm a bit short.  My friend will take care of you.
:rollin
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2322 on: January 17, 2014, 01:16:36 PM »
Would you kindly do something about this?  It tastes like shit.

Nice presentation, and I'm sure it tastes wonderful... but it smells awful.

I'd like something else please... there's a hair in this.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2323 on: January 18, 2014, 07:06:48 AM »
*bump*

I'll pick a winner in a few hours so there is time if someone else has a thought.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2324 on: January 18, 2014, 09:24:43 AM »
Could you make it a little stiffer please?

How's your snapper?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2325 on: January 18, 2014, 09:49:44 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on January 18, 2014, 09:24:43 AM
Could you make it a little stiffer please?



Who is your significant other?   :lol
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2326 on: January 18, 2014, 10:11:22 AM »
So how much do you want for the service?

This is dryer than the Sahara! Come back with a new one.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2327 on: January 18, 2014, 10:26:36 AM »
Actually, could I get someone else to help me? You're a mean, evil spirited chlamydia infected bit%h who has single handedly sucked the life right out of me.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2328 on: January 19, 2014, 06:31:17 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on January 18, 2014, 09:24:43 AM
How's your snapper?

 :lol  :lol

There were some good one but this got me.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2329 on: January 19, 2014, 10:22:14 AM »
Thank you.  Thank you!  :takesbow:

Standings:

jingle.boy - 24
gmillerdrake - 21
lonestar - 14
kingshmegland - 10
TempusVox - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 8
Zydar - 6
Podaar - 6
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Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
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soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2330 on: January 19, 2014, 12:30:41 PM »
Gentlemen and legalized hookers....hiccup.....please welcome if you would.....the latest victim of the vagina and his overlord.......

I got a special treat for ya' this evening, a young man that you all know as Joe the Policeman from the "What's Going Down" episode of "That's My Momma". I want you to put your hands together, and welcome him to the stage. Big round of applauds for Jackson Heights own, Mr. Randy Watson, YES! Randy Watson!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2331 on: January 19, 2014, 02:11:37 PM »
You're a whore! We were a better couple than this douche! BY THE WAY YOU GAVE ME CHLAMYDIA!   The whore and groom everybody!



I'd like to thank my mother, the bride, for giving me this opportunity to DJ for you at her wedding with this fine gentleman! Even though she and I had better sex than you'll get.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2332 on: January 19, 2014, 06:50:58 PM »
Ladies and gentlemen, may I please introduce the lovely wife who I ended up fucking last night, and her loser husband who shagged the maid of honor during the rehearsal dinner and paid me 500 dollars to keep my mouth shut. Whoops *vomits*
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2333 on: January 19, 2014, 10:16:01 PM »
May I have your attention folks. It's my pleasure to introduce you to the new couple; and it's especially a treat for me because I used to work with the bride...of course she went by Jade then, and I used to DJ at the same club. Man, I think we all fucked her...a lot. Those were crazy times. What a difference six months can make in someones life! Am I right?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2334 on: January 19, 2014, 10:20:36 PM »
When Joe asked me to DJ this reception I was honored because we grew up together. I'm really happy that he finally met someone with low enough self-esteem to marry him. Let's welcome...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2335 on: January 19, 2014, 10:24:03 PM »
Please help me welcome Mr. and Mrs. Smith; and God lets hope she doesn't look like her mother in 20 years! Ugh!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2336 on: January 19, 2014, 10:36:26 PM »
Give it up for the happy couple!  Oh, yeah, and also the newlyweds. 
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2337 on: January 20, 2014, 09:19:35 AM »
Let me introduce the happy couple, my best bud Joe, and the only piece of ass he's ever gonna lay pipe on again!!! You poor fucker!!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2338 on: January 20, 2014, 09:57:00 AM »
*As the bride is walking to the podium. Breaks into song.*

♫♪"Here she comes... North America!"♪♫
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2339 on: January 20, 2014, 10:30:45 PM »
Quote from: jonnybaxy on January 19, 2014, 02:11:37 PM
You're a whore! We were a better couple than this douche! BY THE WAY YOU GAVE ME CHLAMYDIA!   The whore and groom everybody!

Winner.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2340 on: January 21, 2014, 06:15:56 AM »
Thanks jingle!

Standings:

jingle.boy - 24
gmillerdrake - 21
lonestar - 14
kingshmegland - 10
TempusVox - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 8
Zydar - 6
Podaar - 6
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Jonnybaxy - 3
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
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Jarlaxle - 2
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TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

Today's scene: Worst thing for your 'slow' colleague to say in front of the full office. GO!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2341 on: January 21, 2014, 04:56:44 PM »
Assuming *colleague

"I guess I shouldn't have eaten that last booger."

"Podaar has the weirdest boner right now."

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2342 on: January 21, 2014, 05:02:38 PM »
Jimmy asked me to kiss his brown star.....what's a brown star?

After How many skid marks in your undies should I wash them.....I'm at 17 right now.

A full bottle of My Adderol fell in with the coffee beans right before the first morning pot was ground and brewed...so.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2343 on: January 21, 2014, 06:07:03 PM »
What's with the orange handle?

Hey, did those pills help with your anal leakage?

Thanks for lending me your copy of Frequency Unknown.  Killer album!

We gonna hit the tranny bar again this weekend?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2344 on: January 21, 2014, 09:06:52 PM »
Ixnay on the mbezzlementay, right Bob?
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