Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2 (Read 167216 times)

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #2275 on:** January 08, 2014, 07:19:34 AM »

JP - Televangelist
JM - Ninja
JLB - Door-to-door shovel salesman

masterthes · « **Reply #2276 on:** January 08, 2014, 08:35:43 AM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on January 07, 2014, 04:12:57 PM

James - Strip Club Announcer
JP - Auto Mechanic by day, global Internet Hacker by night
JR - Las Vegas Magician
MM - Local Boston Anchorman
JMX - Greenpeace Ship Captain

The idea of James being a strip club announcer is great. You're up!

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2277 on:** January 08, 2014, 09:04:47 AM »

Thank You!!! I appreciate it.

Standings:

jingle.boy - 22
gmillerdrake - 21
lonestar - 14
kingshmegland - 10
TempusVox - 8
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 8
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
masterthes - 5
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

Next Scene: Your 'tag line' as a miserable old man. "I.E.....Get off my lawn!!"

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2278 on:** January 08, 2014, 09:26:06 AM »

What's with all the twatting?

Why shouldn't I feed the trolls?

Goddamn books of faces!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2279 on:** January 08, 2014, 12:45:01 PM »

Spell the whole word!

Look up from your damn screen!

FIFO - Fit In or Fuck Off.

Lucien · « **Reply #2280 on:** January 08, 2014, 02:38:03 PM »

I don't give a damn... (See Walter also known as Jeff Dunham)

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2281 on:** January 09, 2014, 07:22:22 PM »

C'mon fellas.....need some more.

Lucien · « **Reply #2282 on:** January 09, 2014, 07:29:46 PM »

You kids with your iPhones and your Skyrim and you Grand Theft Auto and your porn and your Fleshlights...

Prog Snob · « **Reply #2283 on:** January 09, 2014, 07:35:54 PM »

Hey ya little shit. Come back here so I can take my teeth out and shove them up your ass.

Hello young lady. Can you bend over for me? This viagra shit doesn't seem to work.

lonestar · « **Reply #2284 on:** January 09, 2014, 10:11:46 PM »

I got your bacon riiiiiight here.... *points to groin*

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #2285 on:** January 10, 2014, 07:34:13 AM »

It's a sci-fi world.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2286 on:** January 10, 2014, 08:04:46 AM »

857 channels, and nothing on!

My hedges don't need trimming.

Can you hear me now?

Why The Face?

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2287 on:** January 10, 2014, 08:12:54 AM »

Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on January 10, 2014, 07:34:13 AM

It's a sci-fi world.

Although I applaud the use of content from another thread and think this is pretty funny.....I don't think Tick is a miserable old man and can't in good concience give you the 'W' at his expense.

So, the best 'tag line' I could see was this:

Quote from: jingle.boy on January 08, 2014, 12:45:01 PM

FIFO - Fit In or Fuck Off.

You're up you cranky Canadian!!!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2288 on:** January 10, 2014, 08:56:32 AM »

I'll gladly take a win due to limited competition.

Standings:

jingle.boy - 23
gmillerdrake - 21
lonestar - 14
kingshmegland - 10
TempusVox - 8
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 8
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
masterthes - 5
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

You've found a magic lamp, lovingly caressed it, a genie pops out, and says ....

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #2289 on:** January 10, 2014, 09:02:55 AM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on January 10, 2014, 08:12:54 AM

Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on January 10, 2014, 07:34:13 AM
It's a sci-fi world.

Although I applaud the use of content from another thread and think this is pretty funny.....I don't think Tick is a miserable old man and can't in good concience give you the 'W' at his expense.

I know, I don't think he is either. It was just funny to me.

Jaffa · « **Reply #2290 on:** January 10, 2014, 09:06:04 AM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on January 10, 2014, 08:56:32 AM

You've found a magic lamp, lovingly caressed it, a genie pops out, and says ....

"Pull my finger."

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2291 on:** January 10, 2014, 09:16:48 AM »

Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on January 10, 2014, 09:02:55 AM

Quote from: gmillerdrake on January 10, 2014, 08:12:54 AM
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on January 10, 2014, 07:34:13 AM
It's a sci-fi world.

Although I applaud the use of content from another thread and think this is pretty funny.....I don't think Tick is a miserable old man and can't in good concience give you the 'W' at his expense.

I know, I don't think he is either. It was just funny to me.

It was funny....I may have missed one there. $:\$

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2292 on:** January 10, 2014, 09:19:30 AM »

You're doing great.....give it about seven more strokes then brace yourself, close your mouth and cover your eyes.

Oh...you're a grown man. With tender strokes like that I was certain you were a 6 year old girl with polio.

TempusVox · « **Reply #2293 on:** January 10, 2014, 05:09:22 PM »

"...Die Infidel!!"

TempusVox · « **Reply #2294 on:** January 10, 2014, 05:11:55 PM »

"...I'm a Genie in a Bottle, baby;
Come on, come on, and let me out."

TempusVox · « **Reply #2295 on:** January 10, 2014, 05:13:02 PM »

"You're not Major Nelson!"

? · « **Reply #2296 on:** January 11, 2014, 02:02:09 AM »

"TOOOONEEEE!"

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2297 on:** January 14, 2014, 12:50:08 PM »

You ever heard of lotion....your skin has the grit of 220 sandpaper....

If you think you're getting three wishes you're in for a surprise. I'm opposite Genie. Get ready for the release of 753 years of sexual frustration. And I love the squeal of pigs.....wish number one.....

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2298 on:** January 14, 2014, 12:55:20 PM »

Whoops, forgot this was mine to judge. Gary, you one sick mutha.

Quote from: TempusVox on January 10, 2014, 05:09:22 PM

"...Die Infidel!!"

Since Achmed the Dead Terrorist is a favorite impression of mine (and one that is used frequently), this gets it. PM sent.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2299 on:** January 14, 2014, 01:18:48 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on January 14, 2014, 12:55:20 PM

Whoops, forgot this was mine to judge. Gary, you one sick mutha.

Like the game 'Apples to Apples'....just trying to play to the one judging the round

TempusVox · « **Reply #2300 on:** January 14, 2014, 02:35:52 PM »

Thank you.

Standings:

jingle.boy - 23
gmillerdrake - 21
lonestar - 14
kingshmegland - 10
TempusVox - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 8
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
masterthes - 5
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

Next scene: Things that you shouldn't do naked.

Podaar · « **Reply #2301 on:** January 14, 2014, 02:41:05 PM »

Have sex. No one wants to see that!

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2302 on:** January 14, 2014, 03:06:34 PM »

Carve a pumpkin.

Candle light vigil's

Fish Fry

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #2303 on:** January 14, 2014, 03:45:13 PM »

Snow Angels.

dat shrinkage...

Podaar · « **Reply #2304 on:** January 14, 2014, 03:51:07 PM »

Bottle feed a goat.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2305 on:** January 14, 2014, 04:25:12 PM »

Slide down a fireman's pole.

Double entendre?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2306 on:** January 14, 2014, 04:32:01 PM »

Give Communion

Accept a Grammy award

Interview for a job as a McDonald's party host

Go to the theater to see a children's movie

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2307 on:** January 14, 2014, 04:37:22 PM »

Get a job as a mime.

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #2308 on:** January 14, 2014, 04:38:00 PM »

chaperone an elementary school fieldtrip

Lucien · « **Reply #2309 on:** January 14, 2014, 05:02:01 PM »

Go to church.

News: Track-by-track video for Paralyzed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd5TbGbalPs&feature=youtu.be

Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2 (Read 167216 times)