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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1820 on: October 26, 2013, 12:55:12 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1821 on: October 26, 2013, 03:55:22 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1822 on: October 26, 2013, 05:32:25 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1823 on: October 26, 2013, 05:40:01 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1824 on: October 26, 2013, 06:43:55 AM »
Zydar almost got the boomerang win with Amputee Amy, but this got me giggling the most.

Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on October 25, 2013, 08:51:29 AM
Doug

Just envision it... "Gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, Doug"   :|

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1825 on: October 26, 2013, 08:03:04 AM »
Awesome.  And no, I have not been unfortunate enough to see "Doug" on stage.  :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1826 on: October 26, 2013, 08:44:17 AM »
Baby, rarely have I seen such a warm front.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1827 on: October 26, 2013, 09:01:56 AM »
Nice to meet you Dawn.  Looks like I'll be rising at 6:16am tomorrow on your crack.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1828 on: October 26, 2013, 09:19:33 AM »
Hey Leslie....I can guarantee you 8 inches overnight with about 3 ounces of 'precipitation'
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1829 on: October 26, 2013, 09:27:49 AM »
I can see right down here, south of the equator, there's a lot of moisture building up.

Looks like (hurricane) Hank did considerable damage in Louisiana.

I recommend putting your rubbers on.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1830 on: October 26, 2013, 03:20:25 PM »
I'm looking forward to losing my face in your Bermuda Triangle.

The sight of you in those short shorts gives me an immediate warm front.

As you can see you have the full attention of the antenna on my Doppler radar
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1831 on: October 26, 2013, 04:18:28 PM »
Tonight a front will be over you  and it's mine.


Can you use a pointer?


I'd love to pick you up but I've used all my crappy lines on TV.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1832 on: October 26, 2013, 04:33:02 PM »
Have you ever worked as a weather girl?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1833 on: October 26, 2013, 05:08:59 PM »
I've got a large mass coming in that will blow over by the morning.

I'm Brick Tamland.  It's inappropriate to touch little girls when their parents aren't in the room.  Are your parents in the room?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1834 on: October 26, 2013, 05:12:04 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on October 26, 2013, 05:08:59 PM
I'm Brick Tamland.  It's inappropriate to touch little girls when their parents aren't in the room.  Are your parents in the room?

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1835 on: October 26, 2013, 10:52:37 PM »
Hi, I'm a weatherman. Wanna fuck?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1836 on: October 26, 2013, 10:59:44 PM »
Hey baby, wanna see my lightning rod?

You're hotter than an Indian Summer

Can I play with your weather balloons?

The snow is blowing how about you?

Hows about you suction my vortex?

I wanna make your jet stream

Tonights forecast...100% chance of love!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1837 on: October 26, 2013, 11:13:53 PM »
Be careful in the mountains tonight....there will be a log flume working its way back and forth between them all night long.....which will increase the chances of a sudden, powerful spill.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1838 on: October 27, 2013, 04:38:41 PM »
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Hi, I'm a weatherman. Wanna fuck?

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1839 on: October 28, 2013, 10:32:07 AM »
Thank you! Thank you!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1840 on: October 28, 2013, 10:39:45 AM »
Bearded Clam

Slim Jim and the twins

Moose Knuckle

Shelly the sharting shark

Rusty and his trombone
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1841 on: October 28, 2013, 10:41:30 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1842 on: October 28, 2013, 10:41:56 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1843 on: October 28, 2013, 11:07:41 AM »
Drunken Pedophile Uncle Jim Bob

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1844 on: October 29, 2013, 09:41:31 AM »
Methmouth


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1845 on: October 29, 2013, 09:43:38 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1846 on: October 29, 2013, 10:16:54 AM »
Hung the shetland pony

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1847 on: October 29, 2013, 11:06:10 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1848 on: October 29, 2013, 11:07:22 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1849 on: October 29, 2013, 11:57:40 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1850 on: October 29, 2013, 12:00:12 PM »
Plasto the drunken nerf ball.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1851 on: October 29, 2013, 12:17:26 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1852 on: October 29, 2013, 12:18:01 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1853 on: October 29, 2013, 12:20:10 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1854 on: October 29, 2013, 12:55:47 PM »
Goiter Greg

Gimpy Gary and his red ball of wonder
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion
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