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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1645 on: October 01, 2013, 04:02:37 PM »
I just hope the Asian guy doesn't tackle me
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1646 on: October 01, 2013, 04:07:15 PM »
Asian guy in the band eh.  You band must be Math Rock.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1647 on: October 02, 2013, 10:01:01 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on October 01, 2013, 04:07:15 PM
Asian guy in the band eh.  You band must be Math Rock.

King had a couple of good ones. This gave a good chuckle, along with 'my brother'

You up!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1648 on: October 03, 2013, 05:40:46 AM »
:king:  Thanks!

Standings:

jingle.boy - 15
gmillerdrake - 14
lonestar - 9
kingshmegland - 7
BlobVanDam - 6
TempusVox - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
Zydar - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
masterthes - 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1


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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1649 on: October 03, 2013, 06:00:46 AM »
Excuse me, but can you shake me off? I don't want to touch this thing.

I'll give you $20 for your pee. Mine's not going to pass.

That is the nicest penis I've seen all day.

Me touch?

Hey, that looks infected.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1650 on: October 03, 2013, 06:55:23 AM »
Damn that porcelain is cold!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1651 on: October 03, 2013, 07:21:54 AM »
Looks like you're daring a 'biter' also.....

What do you make of the puss my penis is oozing?

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1652 on: October 03, 2013, 08:07:22 AM »
Swordfight?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1653 on: October 03, 2013, 08:20:22 AM »
Quote from: lonestar on October 03, 2013, 08:07:22 AM
Swordfight?

:ninja: 'd

Came in to post just that....only I was going to say "I haven't had a good sword fight in a while"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1654 on: October 03, 2013, 08:48:06 AM »
I'll race you to see who can get to 'full mast' first?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1655 on: October 03, 2013, 09:21:40 AM »
Wow, and I thought I was veiny....

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1656 on: October 03, 2013, 10:19:13 AM »
I'm gonna stare at your junk until you gimme your wallet....





Why the hell is my wife's name on your cock?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1657 on: October 03, 2013, 12:00:38 PM »
Boy, I'd sure like to wrap my lips around that!
*receives strange look*
Not you, you freak!  I'm on my Bluetooth! *points to headset*
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1658 on: October 03, 2013, 02:33:38 PM »
Got a left hanger...huh? Funny how they just picks side and go with it.

Nice man-scape!

Holy Foreskin Batman!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1659 on: October 03, 2013, 05:03:07 PM »
holy crap  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin


I'm not even going to add to this
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1660 on: October 04, 2013, 09:03:23 AM »
Dad?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1661 on: October 04, 2013, 07:05:46 PM »
Well.....that's an odd, shiny color purple.

So you use the single finger aim technique as well huh? It's way more accurate than the below cusp guidance.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1662 on: October 04, 2013, 08:09:31 PM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on October 04, 2013, 07:05:46 PM
Well.....that's an odd, shiny color purple.

So you use the single finger aim technique as well huh? It's way more accurate than the below cusp guidance.

Response:  Here's a single finger for ya!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1663 on: October 04, 2013, 08:12:16 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on October 03, 2013, 06:55:23 AM
Damn that porcelain is cold!

Perfection.  Winna!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1664 on: October 04, 2013, 08:15:51 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on October 04, 2013, 08:12:16 PM
Quote from: jingle.boy on October 03, 2013, 06:55:23 AM
Damn that porcelain is cold!

Perfection.  Winna!

To be completely honest, I use that one quite frequently.

Standings:

jingle.boy - 16
gmillerdrake - 14
lonestar - 9
kingshmegland - 7
BlobVanDam - 6
TempusVox - 5
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
Zydar - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
masterthes - 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

Rejected/working titles of well known movies.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1665 on: October 04, 2013, 08:30:23 PM »
Three Men  :censored 'D the same whore. (3 Men and a Baby)

The Retard who could do no wrong  (Forest Gump)

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1666 on: October 04, 2013, 08:39:57 PM »
Everything you wanted to know about Woody Allen (But Were Afraid your not young and Asian enough to Ask)
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1667 on: October 04, 2013, 08:53:16 PM »
Baked Red Potatoes (Fried Green Tomatoes)

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1668 on: October 05, 2013, 09:56:09 AM »
"Want Some Candy Little Boy?"   - Willy Wonka

"All This Over Some Dumb Whore" -The Unforgiven

"It's About Time'' -Castaway
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1669 on: October 05, 2013, 04:28:13 PM »
Luke is your son.....Crap.  -- The Empire Strikes Back.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1670 on: October 05, 2013, 04:40:02 PM »
Crazy Old Bastard (Gran Turismo)

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1671 on: October 05, 2013, 05:24:18 PM »
Watch Al Pacino chew some scenery - The Devil's Advocate
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1672 on: October 05, 2013, 07:15:33 PM »
Aliens aren't Short & Green they're Tall & Blue (Avatar)

Gills & Tasty Pi$$ (Waterworld)

Monday the 4th (Friday the 13th)


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1673 on: October 08, 2013, 06:49:23 AM »
Quote from: TempusVox on October 05, 2013, 09:56:09 AM
"Want Some Candy Little Boy?"   - Willy Wonka

Disturbing enough to get the victory.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1674 on: October 08, 2013, 09:01:58 PM »
Thanks!!

Standings:

jingle.boy - 16
gmillerdrake - 14
lonestar - 9
kingshmegland - 7
TempusVox - 6
BlobVanDam - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
Zydar - 5
Sir GuitarCozmo - 4
masterthes - 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

Bad songs to sing in prison.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1675 on: October 08, 2013, 09:18:57 PM »
"We don't have to take our clothes off.....to have a good time....oh no"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1676 on: October 08, 2013, 09:22:16 PM »
"I like big butts and I can not lie......"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1677 on: October 08, 2013, 09:28:30 PM »
"Oh Mickey you're so fine..you're so fine you blow my mind..."


"Why do birds suddenly appear, every time, you are near...just like me, they want to be...close to you..."


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1678 on: October 08, 2013, 09:51:00 PM »
" If you want my body......if you think I'm sexy....... "

"I'm....too sexy for my shirt......so sexy it hurts"

"My little buttercup.....has the sweetest smiiiiiiile.........Please little buttercup....won't you stay a while?
  You and I could settle down in a cottage built for twooooooo.......dear little buttercup....I...love...you"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #1679 on: October 09, 2013, 12:33:24 AM »
"We want information..information.......who are you? You are number three..... I AM NOT A NUMBER!!! I AM A HUMAN BEING!!!!!   Hahahahahahahahah...."
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