Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread. (Read 305658 times)

Chino · « **Reply #1085 on:** April 07, 2010, 06:54:29 PM »

Quote from: blackngold29 on April 05, 2010, 08:41:24 PM

I've been on fb for like a month and have yet to have any contributions worthy of this thread... I guess my friends are just that cool.

You just aren't friends with enough girls.

Birch Boy · « **Reply #1086 on:** April 07, 2010, 07:56:07 PM »

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TaUgHt Mi LiL cUz HoW tO rIdE HiS qUaD,nOw iGoTtA tEaCh HiM hOw T sTuNt

Is this necessary?

PlaysLikeMyung · « **Reply #1087 on:** April 07, 2010, 07:58:12 PM »

Quote from: BirchBoy on April 07, 2010, 07:56:07 PM

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TaUgHt Mi LiL cUz HoW tO rIdE HiS qUaD,nOw iGoTtA tEaCh HiM hOw T sTuNt

Is this necessary?

My brain hurts

lateralus88 · « **Reply #1088 on:** April 07, 2010, 08:05:34 PM »

Quote from: BirchBoy on April 07, 2010, 07:56:07 PM

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TaUgHt Mi LiL cUz HoW tO rIdE HiS qUaD,nOw iGoTtA tEaCh HiM hOw T sTuNt

Is this necessary?

My intelligence feels insulted by simply reading that.

blackngold29 · « **Reply #1089 on:** April 07, 2010, 08:46:49 PM »

Quote from: lateralus88 on April 07, 2010, 08:05:34 PM

Quote from: BirchBoy on April 07, 2010, 07:56:07 PM
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TaUgHt Mi LiL cUz HoW tO rIdE HiS qUaD,nOw iGoTtA tEaCh HiM hOw T sTuNt

Is this necessary?
My intelligence feels insulted by simply reading that.

I refuse to read that.

Plasmastrike · « **Reply #1090 on:** April 08, 2010, 02:29:04 PM »

Not a pathetic status, but I think yall will appreciate it.

I'm Nathan.

EDIT: I haven't talked to this kid in ~3 years

Silver Tears · « **Reply #1091 on:** April 08, 2010, 03:21:46 PM »

Orbert · « **Reply #1092 on:** April 08, 2010, 04:44:43 PM »

Quote from: Plasmastrike on April 08, 2010, 02:29:04 PM

EDIT: I haven't talked to this kid in ~3 years

Ha ha. Too bad you don't talk to him, you could find out if he caught the reference or not.

Cyglade · « **Reply #1093 on:** April 09, 2010, 03:20:28 AM »

Not a status but in a girl's about me section:

"I view things much differently from everyone else may even begin to image in their wildest dreams.
I can be described purely as a Piscean with an attitude and a short temper. But dont get me wrong, i have the best time and am a really awesome girl, but when and if you decide to take me on, then be prepared to pay the price and be prepared to think on a level other than reality, possbily out of your comfort zone, not by choice but by the sheer fact that it can be more entertaining and interesting to discuss certain issues with me."

tri.ad · « **Reply #1094 on:** April 09, 2010, 03:39:04 AM »

After reading this, I felt the need for a mehpalm smiley.

Fluffy Lothario · « **Reply #1095 on:** April 10, 2010, 02:05:13 PM »

Sigz · « **Reply #1096 on:** April 10, 2010, 03:11:23 PM »

Quote from: Cyglade on April 09, 2010, 03:20:28 AM

"I view things much differently from everyone else may even begin to image in their wildest dreams.
I can be described purely as a Piscean with an attitude and a short temper. But dont get me wrong, i have the best time and am a really awesome girl, but when and if you decide to take me on, then be prepared to pay the price and be prepared to think on a level other than reality, possbily out of your comfort zone, not by choice but by the sheer fact that it can be more entertaining and interesting to discuss certain issues with me."

*bitchslaps*

Jarlaxle · « **Reply #1097 on:** April 10, 2010, 04:24:42 PM »

no more drama... no more... I want to live my life for me not just to help you live yours... Thats your responsibility not mine...

AcidLameLTE · « **Reply #1098 on:** April 11, 2010, 12:45:18 PM »

Phantasmatron · « **Reply #1099 on:** April 11, 2010, 12:49:33 PM »

Fluffy Lothario · « **Reply #1100 on:** April 11, 2010, 12:57:44 PM »

I think my reply would've been "Hey son, how about speaking FUCKING ENGLISH?"

tri.ad · « **Reply #1101 on:** April 11, 2010, 01:08:32 PM »

Quote from: acidrainlte on April 11, 2010, 12:45:18 PM

sneakyblueberry · « **Reply #1102 on:** April 12, 2010, 05:59:39 AM »

Quote from: Fluffy Lothario on April 11, 2010, 12:57:44 PM

I think my reply would've been "Hey son, how about speaking FUCKING ENGLISH?"

literal lol

llol

Phantasmatron · « **Reply #1103 on:** April 15, 2010, 08:43:44 PM »

"Why is a handsome, funny, romantic, sexy, faithful and kind hearted guy so much to ask for!!"

Just because you're kind of a ditz when it comes to guys and you make terrible choices doesn't mean there weren't plenty of BETTER choices available. I'm just sayin'.

Ultimetalhead · « **Reply #1104 on:** April 15, 2010, 08:44:38 PM »

Quote from: Phantasmatron on April 15, 2010, 08:43:44 PM

"Why is a handsome, funny, romantic, sexy, faithful and kind hearted guy so much to ask for!!"

We're everywhere, you're just too shallow to give us a chance.

PlaysLikeMyung · « **Reply #1105 on:** April 15, 2010, 08:45:59 PM »

Quote from: Phantasmatron on April 15, 2010, 08:43:44 PM

"Why is a handsome, funny, romantic, sexy, faithful and kind hearted guy so much to ask for!!"

Just because you're kind of a ditz when it comes to guys and you make terrible choices doesn't mean there weren't plenty of BETTER choices available. I'm just sayin'.

I hate these girls.

Fuzzboy · « **Reply #1106 on:** April 15, 2010, 08:48:33 PM »

Quote from: Ultimetalhead on April 15, 2010, 08:44:38 PM

Quote from: Phantasmatron on April 15, 2010, 08:43:44 PM
"Why is a handsome, funny, romantic, sexy, faithful and kind hearted guy so much to ask for!!"
We're everywhere, you're just too shallow to give us a chance.

sneakyblueberry · « **Reply #1107 on:** April 15, 2010, 11:54:20 PM »

"mum walks in on me getting crunk to brokencyde etc, ask's if im on drugs.... no im not

"

dickhead

Phantasmatron · « **Reply #1108 on:** April 15, 2010, 11:55:34 PM »

Wait...this is the first documented case I've discovered of someone actually listening to brokencyde for anything other than the lulz.

Shocking.

Sigz · « **Reply #1109 on:** April 15, 2010, 11:56:05 PM »

Wait there are people who actually enjoy brokencyde?

edit: lolhivemind

sneakyblueberry · « **Reply #1110 on:** April 16, 2010, 12:02:30 AM »

I got Brokencyde mixed up with that awful crabcore band. I youtube searched them to confirm. The results were harrowing.

Phantasmatron · « **Reply #1111 on:** April 16, 2010, 12:04:22 AM »

Quote from: Sigz on April 15, 2010, 11:56:05 PM

edit: lolhivemind

No, just great minds thinking alike.

Fluffy Lothario · « **Reply #1112 on:** April 16, 2010, 12:15:14 AM »

An ex of mines' status yesterday:

"sometimes feels genuinly glad, when facebook stalking, that I am not still with any of my exes. Although it sounds horrible, I am also glad that I didn't allow my life to end up like theirs. So everytime you are feeling bad, because uni sucks and you have no social life, look on an old friend/ boyfriends profile, and say "hey, at least I'm not (with) them!" because then my life would REALLY suck.

"

I was like, damn, burn.

But she followed it up with this:

"my home page suggested messaging one of my jerkiest Exes, so I went on his profile to just, you know, look and all I could think was HA! look at you.. really, what was I thinking!? lol
Im not like that about all my exes, and some are still genuinely my friends, but there are always those jerks that end up breeding with some honest to god unattractive person, and living a simple, mundane life... and then I am glad. Just glad."

Which possibly, perhaps even probably, excludes me from the original statement. Not that we're exactly what I'd call friends anymore, we haven't spoken more or less since she added me on Facebook, but I don't exactly fit that description above, so...

Sigz · « **Reply #1113 on:** April 16, 2010, 12:20:44 AM »

Quote from: Phantasmatron on April 16, 2010, 12:04:22 AM

Quote from: Sigz on April 15, 2010, 11:56:05 PM
edit: lolhivemind

No, just great minds thinking alike.

Orbert · « **Reply #1114 on:** April 16, 2010, 11:49:09 AM »

Quote from: Fluffy Lothario on April 16, 2010, 12:15:14 AM

Not that we're exactly what I'd call friends anymore, we haven't spoken more or less since she added me on Facebook, but I don't exactly fit that description above, so...

With one critical addition last week, I am now in the strange position of having all of my ex-girlfriends as friends on Facebook. There's not that many (six), but it still seems like something that would be rather rare. Maybe because none of the breakups were angry or ugly. No cheating or huge fights, just two people mutually agreeing that it just wasn't working anymore. I consider every one of them friends to this day.

ehra · « **Reply #1115 on:** April 16, 2010, 11:54:40 AM »

About 4 months ago I got a friend invite from my ex from high school. We had broken up because she asked if I would be ok with her making out with some old crush of hers so she could "figure things out." My answer should be obvious.

Then I got her invite. lolno

Fluffy Lothario · « **Reply #1116 on:** April 16, 2010, 12:25:18 PM »

Quote from: Orbert on April 16, 2010, 11:49:09 AM

Quote from: Fluffy Lothario on April 16, 2010, 12:15:14 AM
Not that we're exactly what I'd call friends anymore, we haven't spoken more or less since she added me on Facebook, but I don't exactly fit that description above, so...

With one critical addition last week, I am now in the strange position of having all of my ex-girlfriends as friends on Facebook. There's not that many (six), but it still seems like something that would be rather rare. Maybe because none of the breakups were angry or ugly. No cheating or huge fights, just two people mutually agreeing that it just wasn't working anymore. I consider every one of them friends to this day.

Yeah, I think that probably would be pretty rare. Apart from amongst the types of folks who go to an effort to add everyone they half knew throughout their entire life.

None of my breakups were particularly ugly, and I only have half of my exes added.

Marvellous G · « **Reply #1117 on:** April 16, 2010, 04:23:15 PM »

WOW, mother didnt realide how drunk i w as when i gpot fonm e , hehehe, lots of signs in hamn[ton broken now by us

Pretty rebellious if you ask me.

Sigz · « **Reply #1118 on:** April 16, 2010, 06:37:42 PM »

Quote from: ehra on April 16, 2010, 11:54:40 AM

We had broken up because she asked if I would be ok with her making out with some old crush of hers so she could "figure things out."

wtf

ehra · « **Reply #1119 on:** April 16, 2010, 06:41:38 PM »

Quote from: Sigz on April 16, 2010, 06:37:42 PM

Quote from: ehra on April 16, 2010, 11:54:40 AM
We had broken up because she asked if I would be ok with her making out with some old crush of hers so she could "figure things out."

wtf

Then to top it off, she was shocked when I dumped her on the spot.

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Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread. (Read 305658 times)