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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1120 on: April 16, 2010, 06:42:10 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1121 on: April 17, 2010, 11:50:20 AM »
You dumped her because she asked, or because she went ahead and did it?  I agree, it's a pretty stupid thing to ask, but it was just a question.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1122 on: April 17, 2010, 11:58:05 AM »
The way she worded it implied she was going to do it whether I was ok with it or not. This was also compounded by the weirdness of the fact that I happen to look a lot like this other guy as well, we were even pretty much the same size.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1123 on: April 17, 2010, 01:22:18 PM »
Not pathetic, but kinda funny:

"Going out"

"Congratulations, see you in a bit when you get back from Taco Bell"

"I'M NOT GOING TO TACO BELL"

"oh, sorry, didnt know you switched over to something more high class. Have fun at Taco Rico"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1124 on: April 19, 2010, 01:56:00 PM »
Recent one from one of my friends:


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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1125 on: April 20, 2010, 05:41:17 PM »
"OMG IM SOOOOOO COOL!! YAY HAHA 420 RULEZ!"

This kid better just be kidding or being ironic, because...fuck.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1126 on: April 20, 2010, 06:14:11 PM »
"4/20 Whoo! Happy Birthday Hitler!!"

"dats mesed up bro"

"FUCK YOU HE WAS A GREAT PAINTER"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1127 on: April 20, 2010, 06:21:49 PM »
Quote from: Fuzzboy on April 20, 2010, 06:14:11 PM
"4/20 Whoo! Happy Birthday Hitler!!"

"dats mesed up bro"

"FUCK YOU HE WAS A GREAT PAINTER"

I apologize, but I laughed really hard at that.  :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1128 on: April 20, 2010, 10:37:29 PM »
Quote from: Fuzzboy on April 20, 2010, 06:14:11 PM
"4/20 Whoo! Happy Birthday Hitler!!"

"dats mesed up bro"

"FUCK YOU HE WAS A GREAT PAINTER"

 :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1129 on: April 21, 2010, 12:27:33 AM »
Quote from: Fuzzboy on April 20, 2010, 06:14:11 PM
"4/20 Whoo! Happy Birthday Hitler!!"

"dats mesed up bro"

"FUCK YOU HE WAS A GREAT PAINTER"

Interesting twist, but still... :mehlin
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1130 on: April 21, 2010, 04:49:16 PM »


Holy. Shit.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1131 on: April 21, 2010, 05:40:03 PM »
Quote from: Fuzzboy on April 20, 2010, 06:14:11 PM
"4/20 Whoo! Happy Birthday Hitler!!"

"dats mesed up bro"

"FUCK YOU HE WAS A GREAT PAINTER"
The original comment is kind of weird, but the comeback was genius.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1132 on: April 21, 2010, 05:44:17 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1133 on: April 21, 2010, 06:24:03 PM »
Quote from: Fuzzboy on April 20, 2010, 06:14:11 PM
"4/20 Whoo! Happy Birthday Hitler!!"

"dats mesed up bro"

"FUCK YOU HE WAS A GREAT PAINTER"

comeback of the year

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1134 on: April 21, 2010, 07:21:34 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1135 on: April 21, 2010, 07:43:24 PM »
^ That's friggin' creepy.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1136 on: April 21, 2010, 07:46:05 PM »
I agree. But my questions are, when will people learn to spell correctly or learn proper grammar? And, when will people learn not to have a very loud vehicle just to have fun in? My brother has a hatchback, that small piece of crap is very fun to be in!
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1137 on: April 21, 2010, 08:58:43 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1138 on: April 22, 2010, 01:24:30 AM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1140 on: April 22, 2010, 09:41:16 AM »
Either way, was funny to me :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1141 on: April 22, 2010, 01:17:55 PM »
Not a status, but good christ I hate my school:

https://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=464053100321&topic=11840
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1142 on: April 22, 2010, 01:19:45 PM »
Quote from: Fuzzboy on April 20, 2010, 06:14:11 PM
"4/20 Whoo! Happy Birthday Hitler!!"

"dats mesed up bro"

"FUCK YOU HE WAS A GREAT PAINTER"

 :rollin
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1143 on: April 22, 2010, 01:23:46 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1144 on: April 22, 2010, 02:03:18 PM »
"I'M A HANDFUL!!! Unfortunately most women won't repost this. I'm strong willed, independent, and outspoken, I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle - but if you can't handle me at my worst then you sure don't deserve me at my best. If you're a HANDFUL then post this. (How brave are you???)"

I'm trying to think of a witty response to this...
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1145 on: April 22, 2010, 02:28:21 PM »
Quote from: MetalManiac666 on April 22, 2010, 02:03:18 PM
"I'M A HANDFUL!!! Unfortunately most women won't repost this. I'm strong willed, independent, and outspoken, I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle - but if you can't handle me at my worst then you sure don't deserve me at my best. If you're a HANDFUL then post this. (How brave are you???)"

I'm trying to think of a witty response to this...

"YOU'RE RETARDED" should work well.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1146 on: April 22, 2010, 03:13:07 PM »
Anyone else have Facebook automatically post links to everything that's in your info section?  Mine looks like shit now, and I can't change it. 
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1147 on: April 22, 2010, 03:58:49 PM »
Quote from: Fuzzboy on April 22, 2010, 02:28:21 PM
Quote from: MetalManiac666 on April 22, 2010, 02:03:18 PM
"I'M A HANDFUL!!! Unfortunately most women won't repost this. I'm strong willed, independent, and outspoken, I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle - but if you can't handle me at my worst then you sure don't deserve me at my best. If you're a HANDFUL then post this. (How brave are you???)"

I'm trying to think of a witty response to this...

"YOU'RE RETARDED" should work well.

 :lol

I'm pretty sure she would never talk to me ever again.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1148 on: April 22, 2010, 04:00:02 PM »
"You sure are a handful of something"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1149 on: April 22, 2010, 04:03:41 PM »
She's empowered and independent when she says something like "if you can't handle me at my worst then you sure don't deserve me at my best", but I'm betting that if a guy said that to her she'd call him an arrogant asshole. mmm hypocrisy.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1150 on: April 22, 2010, 04:04:51 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1151 on: April 22, 2010, 05:38:10 PM »
Quote from: MetalManiac666 on April 22, 2010, 02:03:18 PM
"I'M A HANDFUL!!! Unfortunately most women won't repost this. I'm strong willed, independent, and outspoken, I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle - but if you can't handle me at my worst then you sure don't deserve me at my best. If you're a HANDFUL then post this. (How brave are you???)"

I'm trying to think of a witty response to this...

I have to ask... Is that supposed to be charming in some way? Does anyone find that endearing? Because it pretty much just gives me a headache, and it signifies the type of person I'd like to punch in the ovaries so that they can't have stupid kids.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1152 on: April 22, 2010, 06:08:55 PM »
Quote from: Ghurdrich on April 22, 2010, 05:38:10 PM
Quote from: MetalManiac666 on April 22, 2010, 02:03:18 PM
"I'M A HANDFUL!!! Unfortunately most women won't repost this. I'm strong willed, independent, and outspoken, I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle - but if you can't handle me at my worst then you sure don't deserve me at my best. If you're a HANDFUL then post this. (How brave are you???)"

I'm trying to think of a witty response to this...

I have to ask... Is that supposed to be charming in some way? Does anyone find that endearing? Because it pretty much just gives me a headache, and it signifies the type of person I'd like to punch in the ovaries so that they can't have stupid kids.

Indubitably agree with you.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1153 on: April 22, 2010, 06:35:23 PM »
Quote from: MetalManiac666 on April 22, 2010, 02:03:18 PM
"I'M A HANDFUL!!! Unfortunately most women won't repost this. I'm strong willed, independent, and outspoken, I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle - but if you can't handle me at my worst then you sure don't deserve me at my best. If you're a HANDFUL then post this. (How brave are you???)"

I'm trying to think of a witty response to this...

"I'm brave enough to say that I think this post is stupid"
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« Reply #1154 on: April 22, 2010, 08:20:47 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Ister on April 22, 2010, 06:35:23 PM
"I'm brave enough to say that I think this post is stupid"

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