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Offline Birch Boy

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1050 on: March 29, 2010, 03:04:39 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1051 on: March 29, 2010, 05:13:19 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1052 on: March 30, 2010, 12:57:01 PM »
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Packin for upstate colledge visits with [name]. SHIBBY!

Seriously,  :facepalm: .
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1053 on: March 30, 2010, 01:00:12 PM »
Shibby?

What the fuck is Shibby?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1054 on: March 30, 2010, 01:00:28 PM »
Can't remember the code for the lol facepalm, but it is the only one appropriate.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1055 on: March 30, 2010, 01:07:44 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on March 30, 2010, 01:00:28 PM
Can't remember the code for the lol facepalm, but it is the only one appropriate.
:lolpalm:
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1056 on: April 01, 2010, 06:16:02 PM »
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i smoke two joints before i smoke two joints, and then i smoke two more. *Bob Marley -[name]♥
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1057 on: April 01, 2010, 07:27:55 PM »
Quote from: Jar Jar Birch on April 01, 2010, 06:16:02 PM
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i smoke two joints before i smoke two joints, and then i smoke two more. *Bob Marley -[name]♥
:facepalm:
You've never heard the song?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1058 on: April 01, 2010, 07:31:53 PM »
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Quote from: Jar Jar Birch on April 01, 2010, 06:16:02 PM
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i smoke two joints before i smoke two joints, and then i smoke two more. *Bob Marley -[name]♥
:facepalm:
You've never heard the song?
It's Sublime...

unless they have the same lyrics.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1059 on: April 01, 2010, 07:38:22 PM »
Quote from: Jar Jar Birch on April 01, 2010, 07:31:53 PM
It's Sublime...

unless they have the same lyrics.
Sublime covers Bob Marley pretty much all the time. This is such a case.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1060 on: April 01, 2010, 07:39:36 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1061 on: April 01, 2010, 07:40:22 PM »
Quote from: Jar Jar Birch on April 01, 2010, 07:31:53 PM
Quote from: C-3PDEAD on April 01, 2010, 07:27:55 PM
Quote from: Jar Jar Birch on April 01, 2010, 06:16:02 PM
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i smoke two joints before i smoke two joints, and then i smoke two more. *Bob Marley -[name]♥
:facepalm:
You've never heard the song?
It's Sublime...

unless they have the same lyrics.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoke_Two_Joints
Yeah, it's wrongly attributed to Bob Marley.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1062 on: April 01, 2010, 07:44:01 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1063 on: April 01, 2010, 09:26:43 PM »
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goin 2 bed. perfect end 2 a perfect day. sweet dreams besties ♥ u know who u r!!!!
Fuckin' hate statuses like this.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1064 on: April 01, 2010, 11:50:47 PM »
Tell me about it dude!
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1065 on: April 03, 2010, 12:09:25 AM »
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had a good night =]i keep thinkin about past things (and people)tho and its just rlly pissing me off.ughh i REALLY hate u.i dont know why i ever liked you but thankfully i moved on.so have fun trying to find someone else who will actually go for ur ugly ass cuz babe i dont need u anymore=p ok now that i got that out im goin to try to go to sleep.oh and btw ur new girl is pretty ugly..which makes me feel better =]haha

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city tomoro with my mommy ♥ goin shopping and to nice restaurants nd stuff.. probably stop by soho and the village. rlly excited =]
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1066 on: April 03, 2010, 07:21:38 AM »
I don't have a facebook.   :blush
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1067 on: April 04, 2010, 10:16:07 PM »
"Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked to, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!*♥ "

My response: "Too bad you can't put them on silent mode"

Her response:  =(
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1068 on: April 04, 2010, 10:17:51 PM »
Quote from: Fuzzboy on April 04, 2010, 10:16:07 PM
"Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked to, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!*♥ "

My response: "Too bad you can't put them on silent mode"

Her response:  =(

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1069 on: April 04, 2010, 10:36:24 PM »
Quote from: Fuzzboy on April 04, 2010, 10:16:07 PM
"Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked to, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!*♥ "

My response: "Too bad you can't put them on silent mode"

Her response:  =(

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1070 on: April 05, 2010, 01:18:05 AM »
Quote from: Fuzzboy on April 04, 2010, 10:16:07 PM
"Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked to, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!*♥ "

My response: "Too bad you can't put them on silent mode"

Her response:  =(

Excellent. :tup
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1071 on: April 05, 2010, 08:29:44 PM »
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they created an ipad??? wtf
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1072 on: April 05, 2010, 08:41:24 PM »
I've been on fb for like a month and have yet to have any contributions worthy of this thread... I guess my friends are just that cool.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1073 on: April 05, 2010, 10:12:38 PM »


Edit: I wonder if his account got hacked. He just joined "I Hate Country Music."
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1074 on: April 06, 2010, 03:25:18 AM »
"bruised my ear while headbanging. fml."

dickhead.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1075 on: April 06, 2010, 09:16:22 AM »
Quote from: sneakyblueberry on April 06, 2010, 03:25:18 AM
"bruised my ear while headbanging. fml."

dickhead.

...the first time I ever tried headbanging (age 14), I got super dizzy and smashed into a wall. :-[
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1076 on: April 06, 2010, 09:23:33 AM »
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Quote from: sneakyblueberry on April 06, 2010, 03:25:18 AM
"bruised my ear while headbanging. fml."

dickhead.

...the first time I ever tried headbanging (age 14), I got super dizzy and smashed into a wall. :-[
dickhead.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1077 on: April 06, 2010, 09:23:49 AM »
lol jk.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1078 on: April 06, 2010, 11:29:42 AM »
Haha yeah I know, and I sure took a lot of shit about it at the time from my friends who were trying to get me into metal. :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1079 on: April 06, 2010, 01:48:12 PM »
The first time I tried serious headbanging was at my first festival, Metal Town 2008, at the In Flames concert. Then I couldn't move for two weeks because my neck was so sore.

I'm such a dickhead.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1080 on: April 06, 2010, 05:27:07 PM »
I banged my head pretty hard at my first Maiden show and I was fine because I used proper non-dickhead technique.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1081 on: April 07, 2010, 08:03:30 AM »
One time we were at the bar where my friend's band was playing, and his wife was on the dance floor going absolutely crazy with the headbanging and spazzing about.  Then she comes back to the table and says something like "Wow, I have to sit down.  I'm feeling pretty dizzy."  I look and there's basically a hole in her forehead with blood pouring out of it.  She's all sweaty and completely drunk so she's brushing it away with her hands, no idea how it looks (which is pretty fucking gruesome).  Some of the other wives/girlfriends grab her and take her to the ladies' room.

Turns out that at some point, she slammed her head against a monitor on stage, and didn't realize she'd bashed away a few inches of skin, so she laughed it off and kept dancing.  She's pretty sure that that's what happened.

So anyway, the question is: can girls be dickheads?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1082 on: April 07, 2010, 09:18:32 AM »
Well South Park is doing an episode about facebook tonight so it should be a blast.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1083 on: April 07, 2010, 04:27:31 PM »
dickhead don't discriminate.  The status I posted was a girl.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1084 on: April 07, 2010, 05:33:32 PM »
Cool.  Good to know for future reference.
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