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Offline Chino

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #980 on: March 08, 2010, 09:51:47 PM »
" working St. Patrick's day 12:30-9....FML "
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #981 on: March 08, 2010, 10:30:44 PM »
Quote from: emindead on March 08, 2010, 03:47:38 PM
*snip*

Good Lord...there are no words.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #982 on: March 08, 2010, 11:16:33 PM »
Quote from: Chino on March 08, 2010, 09:51:47 PM
" working St. Patrick's day 12:30-9....FML "

Boo fucking hoo. Now I know that St. Patrick's day is far more popular in the US than in Europe (and probably even Ireland itself), but this... no. Just... no.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #983 on: March 09, 2010, 10:30:18 AM »
Seriously.  St. Patrick's Day isn't even a "real" holiday, not the kind where schools and government buildings are closed and stuff.  It's a "fun" holiday.  An excuse to wear green, embrace your Irish heritage if you have it, and kiss cute girls who wear T-shirts that say "Kiss Me, I'm Irish" and then pretend to be surprised when they slap you.

Anyway, crying over having to work that day = total failure.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #984 on: March 10, 2010, 09:00:56 PM »
"Gripping my wood. dont bother... very complex process. lol NAHHHHT"

'Carol P***s likes this'

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No joke  :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #985 on: March 10, 2010, 09:42:30 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #986 on: March 13, 2010, 01:25:24 PM »
"i love my toes. i eat one everyday. down to two. OH NOES."
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #987 on: March 14, 2010, 10:11:36 AM »
These are all the same person over the last 24 hours...

"someone save me from this house...plans???"
"deleting ppl that i barely talk..getting rid of ppl that have caused sooooo much fucking drama in my life. soooo i'm cutting ties with them all. pce! thnx for making me stronger."
" i DONT care what ppl think anymore, i'm doin for me from now on........spring break this coming week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) class today then stuff afterwards then work at 3...♥"
"is....mmmmmm yup. fml. not good."
"Is hating life...."
" is i think i tore something in my knee this effin blows..bed cuz i'm beat and tired from all this bs. w/e txt/call me. ♥"
" has a splitting headache...not feeling to hot right now...and i love how ppl lie. and it makes it hurt more when you know they are lying and they dont have the balls to tell you the truth. mmmhmm amen!"
" is shits gotta change. gonna start fresh soon and i cant flippin wait. i'm starting to realize i DESERVE so much more than what i give myself credit for"
"i just deleted 32 contacts from my phone..that i dont fucking talk to anymore. yup yup"
"Here comes day two of crying and yelling..... Just want out of this house n a fresh start so I can b happy"
 has a cold :/ fml....but i get to paint all weekend..and its suppose to be GORGEOUS this weekend..soooo flip flops!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) we are soooo close to spring and i'm LOVING every minute of it lol...oh and not to mention just heard from him just makes me that much happier ♥"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #988 on: March 14, 2010, 10:14:11 AM »
 :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #989 on: March 14, 2010, 10:16:21 AM »
Chino, reading the statuses you post makes me lose faith in humanity. :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #990 on: March 14, 2010, 10:18:03 AM »
Seriously, at least half of the status' I post are from that individual. I keep her as a friend just for the sake of this thread.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #991 on: March 14, 2010, 12:20:46 PM »
Quote from: Super Dude on March 14, 2010, 10:16:21 AM
Chino, reading the statuses you post makes me lose MY FUCKING LUNCH. :lol

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #992 on: March 14, 2010, 07:32:18 PM »
Attention anybody here using Facebook
Facebook is no longer safe after it was revealed that Facebook now has a feature where every single time you do a post all your personal information is there for all to see.
That includes family, friends, murderers, paedophiles hell anybody.
I suggest if you have a Facebook account you delete it immediately.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #993 on: March 14, 2010, 07:38:41 PM »
Err...what?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #994 on: March 14, 2010, 07:39:15 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #995 on: March 14, 2010, 07:40:33 PM »
Quote from: DREAMS FTIME45 on March 14, 2010, 07:32:18 PM
Attention anybody here using Facebook
Facebook is no longer safe after it was revealed that Facebook now has a feature where every single time you do a post all your personal information is there for all to see.
That includes family, friends, murderers, paedophiles hell anybody.
I suggest if you have a Facebook account you delete it immediately.
This coming from the guy who claims that Netflix is just a giant scam.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #996 on: March 14, 2010, 07:41:41 PM »
Source please.  For both of these claims.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #997 on: March 14, 2010, 08:13:27 PM »
Quote from: DREAMS FTIME45 on March 14, 2010, 07:32:18 PM
Attention anybody here using Facebook
Facebook is no longer safe after it was revealed that Facebook now has a feature where every single time you do a post all your personal information is there for all to see.
That includes family, friends, murderers, paedophiles hell anybody.
I suggest if you have a Facebook account you delete it immediately.

lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #998 on: March 14, 2010, 08:16:59 PM »
DREAMS FTIME45 is the best poster since CrazyBlondeforDT
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #999 on: March 14, 2010, 08:19:55 PM »
Quote from: skydivingninja on March 14, 2010, 08:16:59 PM
DREAMS FTIME45 is the best poster since CrazyBlondeforDT
Wish I was here for her  :P
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1000 on: March 14, 2010, 08:20:19 PM »
Quote from: skydivingninja on March 14, 2010, 08:16:59 PM
DREAMS FTIME45 is the best poster since CrazyBlondeforDT

I only vaguely remember her. What did she say?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1001 on: March 14, 2010, 09:20:40 PM »
Quote from: DREAMS FTIME45 on March 14, 2010, 07:32:18 PM
Attention anybody here using Facebook
Facebook is no longer safe after it was revealed that Facebook now has a feature where every single time you do a post all your personal information is there for all to see.
That includes family, friends, murderers, paedophiles hell anybody.
I suggest if you have a Facebook account you delete it immediately.

Pshaw, I'm too old for paedophiles.

I used to believe in them, but now I know they're mythological creatures just like unicorns and griffins.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1002 on: March 15, 2010, 07:39:49 AM »
Quote from: DREAMS FTIME45 on March 14, 2010, 07:32:18 PM
Attention anybody here using Facebook
Facebook is no longer safe after it was revealed that Facebook now has a feature where every single time you do a post all your personal information is there for all to see.
That includes family, friends, murderers, paedophiles hell anybody.
I suggest if you have a Facebook account you delete it immediately.

Quote from: Super Dude on March 14, 2010, 07:41:41 PM
Source please.  For both of these claims.


Yeah, sauce plz.  Also, you have an odd name.  What does FTIME45 mean?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1003 on: March 15, 2010, 07:52:58 AM »
Quote from: Phantasmatron on March 14, 2010, 09:20:40 PM
Quote from: DREAMS FTIME45 on March 14, 2010, 07:32:18 PM
Attention anybody here using Facebook
Facebook is no longer safe after it was revealed that Facebook now has a feature where every single time you do a post all your personal information is there for all to see.
That includes family, friends, murderers, paedophiles hell anybody.
I suggest if you have a Facebook account you delete it immediately.

Pshaw, I'm too old for paedophiles.

I used to believe in them, but now I know they're mythological creatures just like unicorns and griffins.

Have you met any reverse-paedophiles yet?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1004 on: March 15, 2010, 08:15:05 AM »
Quote from: PlaysLikeMyung on March 14, 2010, 08:20:19 PM
Quote from: skydivingninja on March 14, 2010, 08:16:59 PM
DREAMS FTIME45 is the best poster since CrazyBlondeforDT
I only vaguely remember her. What did she say?
It evolved to a massive :itsatrap: thread. Glorious.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1005 on: March 15, 2010, 02:49:42 PM »
Quote from: DREAMS FTIME45 on March 14, 2010, 07:32:18 PM
Attention anybody here using Facebook
Facebook is no longer safe after it was revealed that Facebook now has a feature where every single time you do a post all your personal information is there for all to see.
That includes family, friends, murderers, paedophiles hell anybody.
I suggest if you have a Facebook account you delete it immediately.
OH GOD NOT YOU AGAIN!
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1006 on: March 15, 2010, 03:25:00 PM »
Doggone it, I had a lot of stuff on Facebook.  Pictures, videos, etc., plus it was cool just catching up with people from school who I haven't talked to for years.

But if someone on a message board with a mysteriously bizarre username says I should delete my Facebook account for reasons that don't actually make sense, I still can't afford to take any chances.  I don't want all my personal information going out to family, friends, murderers and paedophiles.  Especially family and friends.  Fuck them, they shouldn't be so nosy.  So I deleted my Facebook account.  What a pain.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1007 on: March 15, 2010, 03:31:05 PM »
Who the hell is this guy anyway?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1008 on: March 15, 2010, 05:33:32 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1009 on: March 15, 2010, 05:40:08 PM »
Damn!  :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1010 on: March 15, 2010, 05:41:24 PM »
 :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1011 on: March 15, 2010, 05:57:16 PM »
 :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1012 on: March 15, 2010, 07:47:43 PM »
Quote from: Phantasmatron on March 14, 2010, 09:20:40 PM
Quote from: DREAMS FTIME45 on March 14, 2010, 07:32:18 PM
Attention anybody here using Facebook
Facebook is no longer safe after it was revealed that Facebook now has a feature where every single time you do a post all your personal information is there for all to see.
That includes family, friends, murderers, paedophiles hell anybody.
I suggest if you have a Facebook account you delete it immediately.

Pshaw, I'm too old for paedophiles.

I used to believe in them, but now I know they're mythological creatures just like unicorns and griffins.
And eskimos
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1013 on: March 15, 2010, 10:35:21 PM »
"  Is this the way a toy feels when its batteries run dry? "





 :lol :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1014 on: March 16, 2010, 09:12:28 PM »
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