Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread. (Read 306257 times)

Phantasmatron · « **Reply #1015 on:** March 16, 2010, 09:27:59 PM »

There are some pretty attractive girls in that group.

I can only assume they have poisonous personalities.

glaurung · « **Reply #1016 on:** March 17, 2010, 01:04:26 PM »

My Mom is on Facebook: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_QePidL750&feature=player_embedded

blackngold29 · « **Reply #1017 on:** March 17, 2010, 04:14:40 PM »

Pretty good song. My mom isn't on facebook.

Birch Boy · « **Reply #1018 on:** March 17, 2010, 07:29:48 PM »

"i need has normal not aged bricks on farmville"

This post fails on so many levels

tri.ad · « **Reply #1019 on:** March 18, 2010, 12:51:51 AM »

Every facebook status containing attempts at lolspeak are automatic fail, so yeah...

Sigz · « **Reply #1020 on:** March 18, 2010, 01:18:35 PM »

THE ONION NEWSWIRE: Area Man's Plea For Help 'Liked' By 6 Friends On Facebook

tri.ad · « **Reply #1021 on:** March 18, 2010, 01:19:10 PM »

Orbert · « **Reply #1022 on:** March 18, 2010, 06:25:16 PM »

Excellent!

Birch Boy · « **Reply #1023 on:** March 21, 2010, 05:01:18 PM »

"just got out of the showerr and set the table. dinnerrr =] then doin my hairr thenn much needed sleeeep ♥"

Please tell me more, as I am very curious to know your minute-to-minute life.

Phantasmatron · « **Reply #1024 on:** March 22, 2010, 01:36:51 AM »

"im fuckin sick of all this shit!!! my life is so ridiculous and i just wanna get away from everything!!!!grrr"

Second comment:

"did u get ur hair cut?"

emindead · « **Reply #1025 on:** March 23, 2010, 07:19:50 AM »

"Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a day;
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life;
Build a man of fire, and no one will question you again;
Set some bacon on fire, and you've just made a lot of enemies."

Birch Boy · « **Reply #1026 on:** March 23, 2010, 01:20:52 PM »

Quote from: emindead on March 23, 2010, 07:19:50 AM

"Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a day;
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life;
Build a man of fire, and no one will question you again;
Set some bacon on fire, and you've just made a lot of enemies."

Sigz · « **Reply #1027 on:** March 23, 2010, 01:24:32 PM »

It was only a matter of time until someone posted another DTFer's status in here

Birch Boy · « **Reply #1028 on:** March 23, 2010, 01:32:13 PM »

Quote from: Sigz on March 23, 2010, 01:24:32 PM

It was only a matter of time until someone posted another DTFer's status in here

I have been thinking about it, but never did. And also, I know he only did it because I specifically said in the original quote's thread inb4 someone posts it here, and it didn't include the few words that came before the quote in my status. You can't trick me, emindead.

emindead · « **Reply #1029 on:** March 23, 2010, 02:07:47 PM »

Chino · « **Reply #1030 on:** March 25, 2010, 08:56:18 AM »

"...getting my ass kicked by a killer hangover. out and about, picnic with Brittany Victoria Ziman and Brandon Ziman . trying not to die. typical spring break. fml."

lateralus88 · « **Reply #1031 on:** March 26, 2010, 10:29:48 AM »

Everytime someone says "fml" in any situation that does not include lives literally being fucked, I can't help but feel nothing other than contempt for that person. fml.

Phantasmatron · « **Reply #1032 on:** March 26, 2010, 10:31:54 AM »

Agreed. For example, yesterday, I saw this one:

"bike ride wit the girls! fml."

...okay then...

lateralus88 · « **Reply #1033 on:** March 26, 2010, 10:36:41 AM »

"Some unimportant, non life-changing event just occurred recently. It was nothing serious, and everything is going to be okay, but I feel like making my life seem worse than it actually is. fml."

That's basically all I read when I see that shit.

Phantasmatron · « **Reply #1034 on:** March 26, 2010, 11:07:22 AM »

fml = fuck my life, it's not as dramatic as I want it to be

Chino · « **Reply #1035 on:** March 26, 2010, 11:21:19 AM »

"...working out...missing him ♥ u...txt me. work all day 2morrow this shall be fun. then gardy's later on for a movie night with him and the little sister more than likely. got saturday/sunday off..may go see allie and will...who knows wat else might come up.... call/txt...hoping i get a call from babe or a vmail from him 2morrow

"

I hate this girl so much. I wan't to hold her down with one hand, and shove the fingers from my free hand down my throat until I throw up all over her face. Then leave her to clean herself up.

jasc15 · « **Reply #1036 on:** March 26, 2010, 12:35:27 PM »

Quote from: lateralus88 on March 26, 2010, 10:36:41 AM

"Some unimportant, non life-changing event just occurred recently. It was nothing serious, and everything is going to be okay, but I feel like making my life seem worse than it actually is. fml."

That's basically all I read when I see that shit.

This will be my status next time I'm on FB.

Fuzzboy · « **Reply #1037 on:** March 26, 2010, 05:37:12 PM »

"How far from sober can i get tonight ??"

"What a jerk... -_-"

"ULLLTTRRAAA" --> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultra_Music_Festival

Basically it's a music festival where it's pretty mandatory to show up drunk, or rolling balls on shitty ecstasy... it's pretty fun

Birch Boy · « **Reply #1038 on:** March 27, 2010, 07:59:18 PM »

Quote

For the last time. I have never picked a grain of cotten in my life

This is especially funny because, you guessed it, it's coming from a black person.

Phantasmatron · « **Reply #1039 on:** March 28, 2010, 02:14:01 AM »

"grain of cotten"

Wow.

SPNKr · « **Reply #1040 on:** March 28, 2010, 03:11:54 AM »

I reckon they should shorten the amount of characters that can fit into a Facebook status, that way we won't have long retarded passage sentences/paragraphs like this
"...working out...missing him ♥ u...txt me. work all day 2morrow this shall be fun. then gardy's later on for a movie night with him and the little sister more than likely. got saturday/sunday off..may go see allie and will...who knows wat else might come up.... call/txt...hoping i get a call from babe or a vmail from him 2morrow

".

The fun we would get out of it would be seeing a facebook group protesting against it with 6 million users joining in 2 weeks.

Chino · « **Reply #1041 on:** March 28, 2010, 01:39:57 PM »

" as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack. "

Sigz · « **Reply #1042 on:** March 28, 2010, 01:56:18 PM »

Hey, at least she's honest.

Phantasmatron · « **Reply #1043 on:** March 28, 2010, 02:18:37 PM »

Honest and clearly a lot more intelligent than a lot of people that feel the need to go out and get themselves boyfriends.

And I just noticed you sigged me, Sigz.

Birch Boy · « **Reply #1044 on:** March 28, 2010, 02:26:13 PM »

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me: i want a lollipop. mom: there is no more. me: i wanted one. mom: ur a big person. me: wth that means i shouldnt get a lollipop?!?!?! lol..... i still want a lollipop =P

Plasmastrike · « **Reply #1045 on:** March 28, 2010, 11:59:41 PM »

Quote from: Chino on March 26, 2010, 11:21:19 AM

"...working out...missing him ♥ u...txt me. work all day 2morrow this shall be fun. then gardy's later on for a movie night with him and the little sister more than likely. got saturday/sunday off..may go see allie and will...who knows wat else might come up.... call/txt...hoping i get a call from babe or a vmail from him 2morrow "

I hate this girl so much. I wan't to hold her down with one hand, and shove the fingers from my free hand down my throat until I throw up all over her face. Then leave her to clean herself up.

Fuckin' Chino. Yes.

Sigz · « **Reply #1046 on:** March 29, 2010, 12:01:24 AM »

Quote from: Phantasmatron on March 28, 2010, 02:18:37 PM

And I just noticed you sigged me, Sigz.

Phantasmatron · « **Reply #1047 on:** March 29, 2010, 01:57:04 AM »

Girl: anxious thinkin bout my new job starting in one week
Boyfriend: I'm so proud of you babe you will do great
Girl: aw thanks sweetie. i appreciate the support my love

So much lovey-dovey crap that vomiting would actually be a relief. I'd tell them to get a room, but THEY ALREADY LIVE TOGETHER SO THERE'S NO REASON TO COMMUNICATE THIS TO EACH OTHER ON FUCKING FACEBOOK.

SPNKr · « **Reply #1048 on:** March 29, 2010, 02:29:35 AM »

Quote from: Phantasmatron on March 29, 2010, 01:57:04 AM

Girl: anxious thinkin bout my new job starting in one week
Boyfriend: I'm so proud of you babe you will do great
Girl: aw thanks sweetie. i appreciate the support my love

So much lovey-dovey crap that vomiting would actually be a relief. I'd tell them to get a room, but THEY ALREADY LIVE TOGETHER SO THERE'S NO REASON TO COMMUNICATE THIS TO EACH OTHER ON FUCKING FACEBOOK.

This. People that live together try and talk over facebook to make things less awkward by not communicating in person, even my brother and sister have done that on facebook. She hates it when he does that, what an idiot!

Volk9 · « **Reply #1049 on:** March 29, 2010, 07:54:55 AM »

I go through this thread once a week to remind myself why I dont need/want/have a facebook

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