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Offline Chino

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #875 on: February 16, 2010, 08:08:35 PM »
Quote from: dreamtheatervt on February 16, 2010, 08:05:25 PM
Quote from: glaurung on February 16, 2010, 05:11:00 PM
*snip

 :lol

 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

This, folks is why we have The Darwin Awards.  I can see it now...

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #876 on: February 17, 2010, 08:07:55 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #877 on: February 17, 2010, 10:04:10 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #878 on: February 18, 2010, 12:32:05 PM »
" i guess its true...he is gonna ignore me...idk wat the fuck i did to deserve this shit. after all i did for him. hmmm feeling used and really stupid. idk anymore all this shit isnt right. all this bullshit is wrong. truth is NEVER give someone everything cuz you'll just get walked all over and pushed away."
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #879 on: February 18, 2010, 12:37:22 PM »
Quote from: Chino on February 18, 2010, 12:32:05 PM
" i guess its true...he is gonna ignore me...idk wat the fuck i did to deserve this shit. after all i did for him. hmmm feeling used and really stupid. idk anymore all this shit isnt right. all this bullshit is wrong. truth is NEVER give someone everything cuz you'll just get walked all over and pushed away."

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #880 on: February 18, 2010, 01:52:58 PM »
Not pathetic, but hilarious one just came up:

"Granny got tipsy on sherry and started talking about cocks"

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #881 on: February 18, 2010, 01:54:04 PM »
Not a status, but I saw a group that is "Janelle from MTV's 16 and Preganant pisses me off!"

This is easily fixed by, you know, not watching MTV.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #882 on: February 19, 2010, 10:37:47 AM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #883 on: February 19, 2010, 12:05:19 PM »
I think we just found someone who fails more than numbers:

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #884 on: February 19, 2010, 12:26:43 PM »
Quote from: glaurung on February 19, 2010, 12:05:19 PM
I think we just found someone who fails more than numbers:



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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #885 on: February 19, 2010, 03:47:20 PM »
Quote from: glaurung on February 19, 2010, 12:05:19 PM
I think we just found someone who fails more than numbers:
javascript:void(0);

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #886 on: February 19, 2010, 04:36:23 PM »
Quote from: glaurung on February 19, 2010, 12:05:19 PM
I think we just found someone who fails more than numbers:


:whatthe:
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #887 on: February 19, 2010, 05:28:05 PM »
That's some pretty epic fucking fail.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #888 on: February 19, 2010, 06:35:55 PM »
olol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #889 on: February 19, 2010, 06:36:51 PM »
Quote from: emindead on February 19, 2010, 04:36:23 PM
Quote from: glaurung on February 19, 2010, 12:05:19 PM
I think we just found someone who fails more than numbers:


:whatthe:

I was about to post this. That's a lot of fail right there
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #890 on: February 19, 2010, 11:01:25 PM »
Am I lucky that I don't know who Glenn Beck is?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #891 on: February 19, 2010, 11:05:53 PM »
Quote from: BirchBoy on February 19, 2010, 11:01:25 PM
Am I lucky that I don't know who Glenn Beck is?

Yeeees.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #892 on: February 19, 2010, 11:10:04 PM »
Quote from: Genowyn on February 19, 2010, 11:05:53 PM
Quote from: BirchBoy on February 19, 2010, 11:01:25 PM
Am I lucky that I don't know who Glenn Beck is?

Yeeees.
Alright, then let's keep it that way  :tup
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #893 on: February 20, 2010, 12:47:21 PM »
"round 1 of gym of cardio in the morning and now round 2 of gym of pumping iron! lets go!"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #894 on: February 20, 2010, 02:03:28 PM »
Quote from: BirchBoy on February 19, 2010, 11:01:25 PM
Am I lucky that I don't know who Glenn Beck is?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #895 on: February 20, 2010, 02:04:52 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #896 on: February 20, 2010, 02:15:59 PM »
"My life sucks. You all hate me. Never mind. I don't even know why I'm doing this."

:slowclap:
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #897 on: February 20, 2010, 02:34:11 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #898 on: February 20, 2010, 03:25:34 PM »
Ask him if he means posting an update or living.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #899 on: February 20, 2010, 04:59:00 PM »
Quote from: True Death of Life on February 20, 2010, 02:15:59 PM
"My life sucks. You all hate me. Never mind. I don't even know why I'm doing this."

:slowclap:

How original.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #900 on: February 20, 2010, 05:15:38 PM »
Oh my goodness:

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #901 on: February 20, 2010, 06:03:03 PM »
Zete died. only 12 cats now. :/

Not that pathetic though
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #902 on: February 21, 2010, 12:43:26 AM »
Quote from: True Death of Life on February 20, 2010, 02:15:59 PM
"My life sucks. You all hate me. Never mind. I don't even know why I'm doing this."

:slowclap:

I...think we have a winner.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #903 on: February 22, 2010, 12:30:20 PM »
Quote from: Chino on February 20, 2010, 12:47:21 PM
"round 1 of gym of cardio in the morning and now round 2 of gym of pumping iron! lets go!"
And how is that pathetic?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #904 on: February 22, 2010, 09:01:28 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #905 on: February 23, 2010, 12:36:32 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #906 on: February 23, 2010, 05:39:18 PM »
Quote from: glaurung on February 19, 2010, 12:05:19 PM


It's stuff like this that makes me contemplate going gay.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #907 on: February 23, 2010, 05:49:05 PM »
That's easily fake.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #908 on: February 23, 2010, 05:53:56 PM »
is it so far fetched, though?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #909 on: February 23, 2010, 06:42:52 PM »
"Sure, I'm into the whole single, flirting, he's hot kind of thing but sometimes, I kinda miss the whole i love you, hugging, I'm his girlfriend type of thing"
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