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Quote from: glaurung on February 16, 2010, 05:11:00 PM*snip This, folks is why we have The Darwin Awards. I can see it now...Rory: Can you speak up, I'm deaf in one ear.Date: I'm sorry. What happened?Rory: I shot a BB gun into my ear.Date gets up and leaves as quickly as possible, tripping over a chair because she was laughing too hard.
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https://theoatmeal.com/comics/facebook_suckThere it is: How to Suck at Facebook.
" i guess its true...he is gonna ignore me...idk wat the fuck i did to deserve this shit. after all i did for him. hmmm feeling used and really stupid. idk anymore all this shit isnt right. all this bullshit is wrong. truth is NEVER give someone everything cuz you'll just get walked all over and pushed away."
Pure. Refreshing. Bacon.
Clearly, RobD is a genius.
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?
Cole: "Ow I just got hit in the balls"Me: "How?"Cole: "Well you know when you try to scratch your balls, and you scratch too hard?
I'll admit sometimes I want to listen to Dragonforce.
I think we just found someone who fails more than numbers:
The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
I think we just found someone who fails more than numbers:javascript:void(0);
As frequently happens, Super Dude nailed it.
Quote from: glaurung on February 19, 2010, 12:05:19 PMI think we just found someone who fails more than numbers:
Am I lucky that I don't know who Glenn Beck is?
Quote from: BirchBoy on February 19, 2010, 11:01:25 PMAm I lucky that I don't know who Glenn Beck is?Yeeees.
Quote from: BirchBoy on February 19, 2010, 11:01:25 PMAm I lucky that I don't know who Glenn Beck is?
I felt its length in quite a few places.
<br />Yeah, once you graduate high school, you need to listen to Death Metal like an adult.<br />
"My life sucks. You all hate me. Never mind. I don't even know why I'm doing this."
Donating blood is not such a good idea when it's that time of the month
"round 1 of gym of cardio in the morning and now round 2 of gym of pumping iron! lets go!"
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