An ex of mines' status yesterday:
"sometimes feels genuinly glad, when facebook stalking, that I am not still with any of my exes. Although it sounds horrible, I am also glad that I didn't allow my life to end up like theirs. So everytime you are feeling bad, because uni sucks and you have no social life, look on an old friend/ boyfriends profile, and say "hey, at least I'm not (with) them!" because then my life would REALLY suck.
"
I was like, damn, burn.
But she followed it up with this:
"my home page suggested messaging one of my jerkiest Exes, so I went on his profile to just, you know, look and all I could think was HA! look at you.. really, what was I thinking!? lol
Im not like that about all my exes, and some are still genuinely my friends, but there are always those jerks that end up breeding with some honest to god unattractive person, and living a simple, mundane life... and then I am glad. Just glad."
Which possibly, perhaps even probably, excludes me from the original statement. Not that we're exactly what I'd call friends anymore, we haven't spoken more or less since she added me on Facebook, but I don't exactly fit that description above, so...