MP: "OK kids, I know you all have the same question: How do you become famous? The answer is easy, you find yourself someone who can write music. Right, Ritchie?"
Richie: "Err, what?!"
MP: "So yeah, as I was saying, you find yourself a John Petrucci, a Neal Morse, or if all fails a Richie Kotzen. Stay away from the Orlandos!"