Sigz called me and he had me type up his number 1 only. Yeah. I know. He was busy eating chips to type it up.
Anyway,
1. Brokencyde - I'm Not a Fan, But The Kids Like It!
Actual transcription of Sigz dictating his reasoning:
Jamesman: "So, uh, really?"
Sigz: "*sniff* Yes."
J: "Are you high or drunk or..."
S: "*hardcore scream into phone"
J: "Oh, you aren't joking. I had no idea you liked this band, let alone that their album is your number 1."
S: "Yeah, but there are a lot of things people don't know about me. Like I use my piss to cook my eggs in the morning or that I stick long cucumbers in my mouth when I am out in public. I also have a legitimate crush on Harry and have almost called him several times to ask him out. Not in a DTF-homo-erotic kind of way, but in a real "I think he is the one" kind of way."
J: "Oh. I have to go. Hot date. Later man!"
S: "Hello."