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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2870 on: July 26, 2023, 12:52:34 PM »
Tim's smile just makes it lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2871 on: July 26, 2023, 01:07:45 PM »
Unrelated but I am craving double stuffed oreos.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2872 on: July 26, 2023, 01:19:41 PM »
Boston cream donut for me.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2873 on: July 26, 2023, 01:44:57 PM »
Boston cream donut for me.

So you do like something from Boston.  :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2874 on: July 26, 2023, 01:46:52 PM »
Boston cream donut for me.

So you do like something from Boston.  :lol

I knew it!!!

would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2875 on: July 26, 2023, 02:31:18 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2876 on: July 26, 2023, 02:46:17 PM »
Everyone else, except Wolfking is wrong.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2877 on: July 27, 2023, 08:21:05 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2878 on: July 27, 2023, 11:32:06 AM »


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2879 on: July 27, 2023, 11:36:04 AM »
This thread is what it's like checking facebook for the day.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2880 on: July 27, 2023, 12:28:24 PM »


Hey now, we all know that you can't drink a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice WITHOUT some cinnamon on top.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2881 on: July 27, 2023, 04:38:10 PM »
And non-fat
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2882 on: July 27, 2023, 10:11:15 PM »
This thread is what it's like checking facebook for the day.
Fewer scams, fake news, and fake science articles here though.  :)
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2883 on: July 28, 2023, 12:53:06 PM »


My go to line is usually to hand it to my wife, or daughter or step son and say "here, I can't use this. I keep interfering with the readings."

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2884 on: July 28, 2023, 01:18:55 PM »
Since I've never considered myself a stud and don't even try to joke about it, that has never been a problem for me.  That detracts a little bit from the humor in the meme, but it still works overall.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2885 on: July 28, 2023, 02:17:55 PM »
I always said my wife is the stud finder.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2886 on: July 28, 2023, 11:23:29 PM »














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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2887 on: July 29, 2023, 07:34:45 AM »
Musk is going to cause the DTF mods extra work with all the unintentional  Rule 1 violations 😉
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2888 on: July 29, 2023, 10:35:54 AM »
Musk is going to cause the DTF mods extra work with all the unintentional  Rule 1 violations 😉

Which picture is breaking a rule? I honestly do not know.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2889 on: July 29, 2023, 10:38:33 AM »
Musk is going to cause the DTF mods extra work with all the unintentional  Rule 1 violations 😉

Which picture is breaking a rule? I honestly do not know.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2890 on: July 29, 2023, 10:40:10 AM »
Oh right, I was looking at the corners of the pictures where these come from. :lolpalm:

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2891 on: July 29, 2023, 01:05:09 PM »
That's a great batch, Gupp!

The sloth, the eggs, the doorbell!!  :lol



I didn't get the first one with the wires though.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2892 on: July 29, 2023, 03:26:35 PM »

I didn't get the first one with the wires though.

S&M kink couples often have a safe word one of them can say if things get too freaky for them. The picture has a whip made of Ethernet cables, and they’re playing off of the typical password requirements of website or worksite logins.

Took me a minute to figure it out too.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2893 on: July 29, 2023, 09:17:12 PM »
I liked the burrito, doorbell and egg ones.  I didn't get the one with the two guys and the birdcage and the x-rated video one.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2894 on: July 29, 2023, 10:13:39 PM »
The two guys and the birdcage is based on the "Dead Parrot Sketch" from Monty Python's Flying Circus.  John Cleese bought a parrot from Michael Palin, but it turns out that the bird was dead (it's complicated).  Cleese has been replaced by Elon Musk and the bird by the Twitter bird, which is now dead.  Palin insists that the bird was alive when he bought it.

The "X" one is a porn site, but now that Twitter is "X", the guy can tell his girlfriend that that's what's in his browser history, not porn.  Thanks, Elon!

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« Reply #2895 on: July 30, 2023, 12:51:38 PM »
The two guys and the birdcage is based on the "Dead Parrot Sketch" from Monty Python's Flying Circus.  John Cleese bought a parrot from Michael Palin, but it turns out that the bird was dead (it's complicated).  Cleese has been replaced by Elon Musk and the bird by the Twitter bird, which is now dead.  Palin insists that the bird was alive when he bought it.

The "X" one is a porn site, but now that Twitter is "X", the guy can tell his girlfriend that that's what's in his browser history, not porn.  Thanks, Elon!

Maybe my brain is just shut off because it's Sunday, but I think I'm even more confused.   :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2896 on: July 30, 2023, 03:14:09 PM »
I thought I'd read somewhere that Elon Musk bought Twitter and renamed it "X".  I may have imagined it.  But it seemed to explain both of those.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2897 on: July 30, 2023, 04:37:44 PM »
I thought I'd read somewhere that Elon Musk bought Twitter and renamed it "X".  I may have imagined it.  But it seemed to explain both of those.

He definitely did. Even put a huge flashing 'X' sign on top of the building.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2898 on: July 30, 2023, 04:41:55 PM »
My Twitter hasn't changed yet. Weird.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2899 on: July 30, 2023, 04:51:55 PM »
Neither has mine. :neverusethis:
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2900 on: July 30, 2023, 04:57:41 PM »
Neither has mine. :neverusethis:

Lol. You'd love it following sports writers and getting updates on stuff asap.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2901 on: July 30, 2023, 05:05:20 PM »
I have a Twitter account, but I can't recall the last time I logged into it.
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« Reply #2902 on: August 02, 2023, 06:47:05 AM »
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« Reply #2903 on: August 02, 2023, 09:35:10 AM »
Bravo.
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