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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2730 on: June 02, 2023, 01:59:02 PM »
True.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2731 on: June 05, 2023, 05:27:47 AM »













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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2732 on: June 10, 2023, 08:19:37 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2733 on: June 10, 2023, 12:56:05 PM »
Always appreciate a good Zydar batch!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2734 on: June 10, 2023, 07:19:46 PM »


I am the top person here and my wife is definitely the bottom one. I've got to throw about 5 "so anyways" at her for every story she tells.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2735 on: June 10, 2023, 07:38:23 PM »
I am the top person here and my wife is definitely the bottom one. I've got to throw about 5 "so anyways" at her for every story she tells.

You still listen to her stories? How long have you been married?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2736 on: June 10, 2023, 07:43:11 PM »
I am the top person here and my wife is definitely the bottom one. I've got to throw about 5 "so anyways" at her for every story she tells.

You still listen to her stories? How long have you been married?

But I get food and some nookie in return.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2737 on: June 10, 2023, 07:51:25 PM »
I am the top person here and my wife is definitely the bottom one. I've got to throw about 5 "so anyways" at her for every story she tells.

You still listen to her stories? How long have you been married?

But I get food and some nookie in return.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2738 on: June 10, 2023, 08:05:03 PM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2739 on: June 13, 2023, 08:38:53 AM »








Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2740 on: June 13, 2023, 10:19:00 AM »
That wife one is rated 100%.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2741 on: June 13, 2023, 10:57:18 AM »
The Zeppelin one is pretty spot on.  I've seen the cereal box one about 1,000 times on Facebook.  I don't get the Malcolm in the Middle one at all.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2742 on: June 13, 2023, 11:40:38 AM »
I don't get the Malcolm in the Middle one at all.

It's from the theme song of the show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4CVKbVtTsc
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2743 on: June 13, 2023, 01:39:02 PM »
Yikes...that's an obnoxious theme song!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2744 on: June 19, 2023, 08:54:59 AM »
Dude records baby noises for a year, edits them to cover AC/DC's Thunderstruck


https://youtu.be/SxWR5VtTMbM

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2745 on: June 19, 2023, 10:59:40 AM »
Dude records baby noises for a year, edits them to cover AC/DC's Thunderstruck


https://youtu.be/SxWR5VtTMbM

Great, now I've got Styx's Too Much Time on My Hands stuck in my head.   :biggrin:
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2746 on: June 19, 2023, 04:46:10 PM »
Dude records baby noises for a year, edits them to cover AC/DC's Thunderstruck


https://youtu.be/SxWR5VtTMbM

I've seen that before. It's awesome!!!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2747 on: June 19, 2023, 07:27:11 PM »
Amazing!!

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2748 on: June 20, 2023, 02:57:52 AM »
Yikes...that's an obnoxious theme song!
Yeah. I loved the show, hated the theme song.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2750 on: June 20, 2023, 07:12:22 PM »
Mmmmm. Presidential chicken

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2751 on: June 20, 2023, 07:23:16 PM »
Ask not what your chicken can do for you...
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2752 on: June 20, 2023, 07:29:51 PM »
Chicken so good it'll blow your mind!

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2753 on: June 20, 2023, 07:31:23 PM »
JFK at KFC.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2754 on: June 20, 2023, 07:40:00 PM »
Didn't he say that Marylin Monroe tastes like chicken.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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« Reply #2756 on: June 20, 2023, 10:43:22 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2757 on: June 21, 2023, 04:22:56 AM »
Tge password ine hurts and is funny. Lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2758 on: June 21, 2023, 07:39:50 AM »
I don't get the Hulk one.  And yes, I do know my elemental abbreviations.  I just don't get it.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2759 on: June 21, 2023, 07:47:22 AM »
I don't get the Hulk one.  And yes, I do know my elemental abbreviations.  I just don't get it.
Na = Sodium = poisonous metal that can explode
Cl = Chlorine = gas

NaCl = regular old salt

NDT explain it better here at 2:45

https://youtu.be/KGywXmB_Mwo?t=165
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2760 on: June 21, 2023, 07:53:18 AM »
Elemental sodium is a metal that on contact with water will create explosive hydrogen and due to the heat of the reaction will likely spontaneously catch fire in the process. The remainder of this reaction is Sodium Hydroxide which is the stuff used to make soap and burn hands in Fight Club.

Elemental chlorine is a toxic and corrosive gas that will cause severe chemical burns if you come into contact with it, will be fatal if inhaled at 0.1% concentration, and due to its oxidising nature will also cause a lot of common materials (wood, cotton, metal shavings, test engineers) to spontaneously combust.

Sodium chloride, being ordinary table salt, tastes good on steak and potatoes.
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« Reply #2761 on: June 21, 2023, 08:04:49 AM »
I don't get the Hulk one.  And yes, I do know my elemental abbreviations.  I just don't get it.
Na alone = ARRGGHHH SMASH!!
CL alone = ARRGGHHH SMASH!!

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2762 on: June 21, 2023, 09:01:36 AM »
Tge password ine hurts and is funny. Lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2763 on: June 21, 2023, 09:08:02 AM »
Tge password ine hurts and is funny. Lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2764 on: June 21, 2023, 09:08:38 AM »
Ah, the MCU version of the old "separately very dangerous, together quite safe" thing.  Not really worth the time to explain, but thanks.