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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2625 on: May 07, 2023, 02:23:26 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2626 on: May 08, 2023, 06:00:14 AM »








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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2627 on: May 08, 2023, 07:38:51 AM »
The tongs!  :rollin :rollin
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2628 on: May 08, 2023, 08:07:32 AM »
The Death Metal logo.  Spot on.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2629 on: May 08, 2023, 08:39:49 AM »
As a chef I can confirm the veracity of the tong one. I won't even buy tongs unless they click right, and can instantly tell my tongs from others with a click or two.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2630 on: May 08, 2023, 08:42:13 AM »
I don't get the tongs one. I've never clicked tongs together in my life. That's a thing?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2631 on: May 08, 2023, 08:44:35 AM »
Quote from: Cool Chris on May 08, 2023, 08:42:13 AM
I don't get the tongs one. I've never clicked tongs together in my life. That's a thing?

When you pick up a pair of tongs, you don't click them right away? It's like a reflex. It's checking the tension and the alignment. I bet you do it and don't even realize it.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2632 on: May 08, 2023, 09:00:38 AM »
Quote from: TAC on May 08, 2023, 08:44:35 AM
Quote from: Cool Chris on May 08, 2023, 08:42:13 AM
I don't get the tongs one. I've never clicked tongs together in my life. That's a thing?

When you pick up a pair of tongs, you don't click them right away? It's like a reflex. It's checking the tension and the alignment. I bet you do it and don't even realize it.

Tension and alignment? I am picking up a slab of meat not fixing the axle on my car.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2633 on: May 08, 2023, 09:03:05 AM »
Quote from: lonestar on May 08, 2023, 08:39:49 AM
As a chef I can confirm the veracity of the tong one. I won't even buy tongs unless they click right, and can instantly tell my tongs from others with a click or two.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2634 on: May 08, 2023, 09:05:13 AM »
Quote from: Cool Chris on May 08, 2023, 08:42:13 AM
I don't get the tongs one. I've never clicked tongs together in my life. That's a thing?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2635 on: May 08, 2023, 09:25:57 AM »
Quote from: Cool Chris on May 08, 2023, 08:42:13 AM
I don't get the tongs one. I've never clicked tongs together in my life. That's a thing?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2636 on: May 08, 2023, 09:32:25 AM »
I liked the Jesus one!   :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2637 on: May 08, 2023, 01:22:52 PM »
Hell, I've clicked the tongs at my wife's ass.  Giggity.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2638 on: May 08, 2023, 03:08:54 PM »
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Hell, I've clicked the tongs at my wife's ass.  Giggity.

I've clicked my wife's ass like they are tongs.  :heybaby:
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2639 on: May 08, 2023, 04:09:51 PM »














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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2640 on: May 09, 2023, 06:06:09 AM »
That was a solid, solid batch. 

"I don't often crop pictures..."
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2641 on: May 09, 2023, 06:12:01 AM »
 Zydar-quality batch right there.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2642 on: May 09, 2023, 06:25:24 AM »
Indeed :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2643 on: May 09, 2023, 06:35:33 AM »
Quote from: Stadler on May 09, 2023, 06:06:09 AM
That was a solid, solid batch. 

"I don't often crop pictures..."

A favorite Facebook group of mine celebrates shitty crop jobs, it is called "Last time there was a crop this bad a million Irish people died"  :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2644 on: May 09, 2023, 06:48:38 AM »
Groot took me a second, then I was :eek
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2645 on: May 09, 2023, 07:14:33 AM »
Quote from: lonestar on May 09, 2023, 06:35:33 AM
Quote from: Stadler on May 09, 2023, 06:06:09 AM
That was a solid, solid batch. 

"I don't often crop pictures..."

A favorite Facebook group of mine celebrates shitty crop jobs, it is called "Last time there was a crop this bad a million Irish people died"  :lol

I'm sorry but that is hilarious.  Sorry to my Irish friends, but I laughed out loud at that.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2646 on: May 09, 2023, 08:25:19 AM »
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That was a solid, solid batch. 

"I don't often crop pictures..."

A favorite Facebook group of mine celebrates shitty crop jobs, it is called "Last time there was a crop this bad a million Irish people died"  :lol

I'm sorry but that is hilarious.  Sorry to my Irish friends, but I laughed out loud at that.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2647 on: May 12, 2023, 05:42:49 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2648 on: May 12, 2023, 06:49:02 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2649 on: May 12, 2023, 07:07:12 PM »
 :rollin :rollin :rollin

It's true!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2650 on: May 15, 2023, 03:31:04 AM »










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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2651 on: May 15, 2023, 04:24:28 AM »
That last one is so simple but outstanding!

And where can I get a few of those pool signs?  :lol

That guitar string one is almost so damn true.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2652 on: May 15, 2023, 04:25:24 AM »
That mother fucking spatula.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2653 on: May 15, 2023, 09:31:27 AM »
I don't get the Frosted Flakes one.  Maybe I'm missing the pronunciation..."Dey" = "they"?  They ate?  They ain't?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2654 on: May 15, 2023, 09:39:41 AM »
Quote from: pg1067 on May 15, 2023, 09:31:27 AM
I don't get the Frosted Flakes one.  Maybe I'm missing the pronunciation..."Dey" = "they"?  They ate?  They ain't?

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2655 on: May 15, 2023, 01:57:53 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2656 on: May 15, 2023, 01:59:16 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2657 on: May 15, 2023, 02:19:35 PM »
As a Canadian I don’t get the Canadian Death Star one
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2658 on: May 15, 2023, 02:58:07 PM »
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As a Canadian I don’t get the Canadian Death Star one

Floppy heads like the South Park cartoons.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2659 on: May 15, 2023, 03:07:22 PM »
Quote from: Kingly Gizz & Liz Wiz Bizzy on May 15, 2023, 02:58:07 PM
Quote from: YtseBitsySpider on May 15, 2023, 02:19:35 PM
As a Canadian I don’t get the Canadian Death Star one

Floppy heads like the South Park cartoons.

Looked more like Pac-Man
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