Author Topic: News Guessing Game (Read 11062 times)

Calvin6s · « **Reply #140 on:** August 08, 2015, 07:29:42 PM »

Top heavy shelf collapse

CDrice · « **Reply #141 on:** August 08, 2015, 07:44:20 PM »

Quote from: RuRoRul on August 08, 2015, 07:23:14 PM

Water supply shut down due to unseasonal freezing.

That's kind of close. It is linked to water, but it's not quite right.

Quote from: Calvin6s on August 08, 2015, 07:29:42 PM

Top heavy shelf collapse

Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately?), it's not that either.

Calvin6s · « **Reply #142 on:** August 08, 2015, 07:47:02 PM »

I'm thinking some crime that involved corrupting the tap water supply (indirectly), so people rushed the supermarkets to buy bottled water until it was corrected.

El Barto · « **Reply #143 on:** August 08, 2015, 08:15:36 PM »

NEWSFLASH: Evian Sucks!

Anguyen92 · « **Reply #144 on:** August 08, 2015, 10:47:12 PM »

Did someone accidentally put the free tag (and not the buy one get one free tag) across the shelves of water bottles and, thus, all the water bottles were gone within seconds?

CDrice · « **Reply #145 on:** August 09, 2015, 07:12:27 AM »

Quote from: Anguyen92 on August 08, 2015, 10:47:12 PM

Did someone accidentally put the free tag (and not the buy one get one free tag) across the shelves of water bottles and, thus, all the water bottles were gone within seconds?

That would be hilarious, but unfortunately it's not that

Quote from: Calvin6s on August 08, 2015, 07:47:02 PM

I'm thinking some crime that involved corrupting the tap water supply (indirectly), so people rushed the supermarkets to buy bottled water until it was corrected.

That is actually close enough. Except that that it was not exactly a crime, but more a case of negligence. There was a diesel leak that contaminated the water supply which led to what you wrote. It's now your turn!

Calvin6s · « **Reply #146 on:** August 09, 2015, 07:26:05 AM »

Ok. Good job on finding something unique.

You aren't going to believe what this nice guy did.

And the real picture for this round

Randaran · « **Reply #147 on:** August 09, 2015, 08:22:32 AM »

Driving 30 in a 70.

lonestar · « **Reply #148 on:** August 09, 2015, 10:52:08 AM »

Rubbing one off in a Red Hat Society annual convention.

Jarlaxle · « **Reply #149 on:** August 09, 2015, 11:01:59 AM »

Quote from: lonestar on August 09, 2015, 10:52:08 AM

Rubbing one off in a Red Hat Society annual convention.

Holy

El Barto · « **Reply #150 on:** August 09, 2015, 12:23:42 PM »

Stole a carton of Lucky Strikes.

Calvin6s · « **Reply #151 on:** August 09, 2015, 04:03:43 PM »

So far, no cigars to hand out.
When you know what it is, every hint seems to be giving it away, so I'll eliminate areas based off the answers so far.
Not involved: theft, sexual deviant, traffic violations

CDrice · « **Reply #152 on:** August 09, 2015, 05:49:16 PM »

He's the young man that North Korea has sent to the sun. Unfortunately for him the heat and radiation left his skin and lungs severly damaged.

Scorpion · « **Reply #153 on:** August 11, 2015, 03:32:57 AM »

He looks like Oskar Gröning, former concentration camp guard who was sentenced to four years of prison a month or so ago, at the age of 92.

But upon closer look, it's not him.

Calvin6s · « **Reply #154 on:** August 11, 2015, 04:57:00 AM »

I wasn't sure if the lack of response was because it started Sunday, but it is now Tuesday so ...

hint: a bottle of ketchup is involved.

Zydar · « **Reply #155 on:** August 11, 2015, 05:00:29 AM »

Cannibalism? Ate his neighbour with some ketchup.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #156 on:** August 11, 2015, 05:01:36 AM »

He faked his own death using ketchup and a mannequin.

He killed someone and then claimed the victim was just sleeping in ketchup.

Quote from: Zydar on August 11, 2015, 05:00:29 AM

Cannibalism? Ate his neighbour with some ketchup.

You think that dude's fake chompers are getting through a chunk of human meat?

Calvin6s · « **Reply #157 on:** August 11, 2015, 05:16:52 AM »

Getting pretty close. But no cannibalism involved.

Calvin6s · « **Reply #158 on:** August 11, 2015, 01:36:16 PM »

Quote from: BlobVanDam on August 11, 2015, 05:01:36 AM

He killed someone and then claimed the victim was just sleeping in ketchup.

In the interest of keeping the thread moving and the fact that I won't have enough today to keep up with the guesses, I'm going to call this a winner.

Killed his wife because she didn't put the cap back on the ketchup.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #159 on:** August 11, 2015, 03:46:33 PM »

MARGARET !!!!!!

FUCK YOU BITCH DIE

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #160 on:** August 11, 2015, 10:50:56 PM »

Quote from: Calvin6s on August 11, 2015, 01:36:16 PM

Killed his wife because she didn't put the cap back on the ketchup.

I've killed for less.

.....I mean, that's horrible.

Someone else can post a new one.

Chino · « **Reply #161 on:** September 11, 2015, 10:58:04 AM »

What'd this woman do?

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #162 on:** September 11, 2015, 10:58:51 AM »

Cannibal. Abducted a schoolkid and ate him.

Chino · « **Reply #163 on:** September 11, 2015, 10:59:40 AM »

What we know so far;

- Nothing to do with cannibalism

El Barto · « **Reply #164 on:** September 11, 2015, 11:04:58 AM »

Some sort of indecency or public lewdness charge would be my guess.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #165 on:** September 11, 2015, 11:05:44 AM »

She held up an Arby's using a chick leg and demanded food.

Come on, eating has to be involved.

Chino · « **Reply #166 on:** September 11, 2015, 11:08:25 AM »

What we know so far;

- Nothing to do with cannibalism
- Nothing to do with lewdness or public indecency
- Has nothing to do with eating or Arby's

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #167 on:** September 11, 2015, 11:15:21 AM »

Well damn, I'm outta ideas.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #168 on:** September 11, 2015, 11:15:24 AM »

Meth Lab.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #169 on:** September 11, 2015, 11:16:55 AM »

Her husband tweeted that his wife is a fat slob and she went on a murderous rampage AND THEN ATE EVERYTHING

jingle.boy · « **Reply #170 on:** September 11, 2015, 11:42:34 AM »

Walking into her court hearing against Subway for eating so many sandwiches that it turned her into a child molester.

Chino · « **Reply #171 on:** September 11, 2015, 11:49:25 AM »

NOTHING TO DO WITH EATING!!

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #172 on:** September 11, 2015, 11:53:33 AM »

Fake identity, theft of identity

Chino · « **Reply #173 on:** September 11, 2015, 11:55:03 AM »

What we know so far;

- Nothing to do with cannibalism
- Nothing to do with lewdness or public indecency
- Has nothing to do with eating or Arby's
- Does not involve theft
- Still has nothing to do with eating

CDrice · « **Reply #174 on:** September 11, 2015, 12:00:01 PM »

Judging from her face, she seems to have seen something unpleasant. My guess is she was the victim of a serial exhibitionist... and then she ate him.

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