News Guessing Game

[Lucien]

Should we score this like the Random Caption Game? 


probably not since SOME people think it's fine to cheat lol

[Chino]

Definitely has something to do with being shitty parents.

[Randaran]

Inappropriate sibling relations?

[Chino]

They were both found naked in a playground.

[Stadler]

They were both found naked in a playground.

I can't come up with anything better than that.   

[El Barto]

Inappropriate sibling relations?

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ga-siblings-sex-watching-notebook-police-article-1.1920733

[Chino]

You can actually be charged with incest? I thought it was just frowned upon. I'm not saying I'd ever fuck my sister, but if both siblings are adults and for whatever reason want to have sex, why can't they?

[Randaran]

Inappropriate sibling relations?

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ga-siblings-sex-watching-notebook-police-article-1.1920733

Damn, I was right? My guess was based solely on the fact that the guy kind of resembles someone I knew who moved to West Virginia a few years back. 

Your photo:
I will go for something less grim.



There you go!

[FlyingBIZKIT]

She stole my lucky charms

[gmillerdrake]

Faked Cancer to get charity $$

[El Barto]

I think she beat the shit out of her husband. Possibly in an argument concerning sexual matters.

[Chino]

Teacher from the Midwest who had relations with a student.

[Calvin6s]

Teacher from the Midwest who had relations with a student.

I don't know.  That's pretty grim 

[gmillerdrake]

Chained her child to his/her bed for misbehaving.

[Stadler]

Has some number greater than 50 cats in her house.

[Calvin6s]

Using my John Edward's powers .... the spirits are telling me she's a lunchlady.  Definitely a lunchlady.  Did she contaminate the lunch of a student she had beef with?

Or maybe she committed adultery with a Presidential candidate?

[El Barto]

Has some number greater than 50 cats in her house.

Chained her child to his/her bed for misbehaving.

Both of these jumped out at me before going with my spousal abuse theory. She strikes me as the sort that'd beat somebody with a phallus.

[Randaran]

Faked Cancer to get charity $$

This is the closest so far. It has something to do with money.

Teacher from the Midwest who had relations with a student.

I don't know.  That's pretty grim 

Well, the original one was murder, so that is not grim in comparison. 

[Calvin6s]

Faked Cancer to get charity $$

This is the closest so far. It has something to do with money.

Wow.  An episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is the closest?

[RuRoRul]

Frivolous lawsuit of some sort.

[Chino]

She claimed one of her children had an illness and stole people's donations.

[Randaran]

No, and no.

[El Barto]

Those were smarter ploys than I expect from her. I reckon her thing was cheap and stoopid. Writing a bad check for $14 worth of Captain Crunch or something.

[Randaran]

She stole money from her employer. Someone else can go now.

[El Barto]

[Genowyn]

Shocking secret the makeup companies don't want you to know! This Minneapolis woman discovers a secret of reverse aging!

[CDrice]

This picture seem familiar to me...

I'd say they're both teachers who slept with a student and they got caught after the student in question bragged about it to his friends.

[Calvin6s]

Should we allow a PM pass if you win?  It seems a shame that somebody might have a good one ready but hasn't been able to do it yet while some winners are settling on mugshots because it is the easiest thing to search to meet the criteria.

[Chino]

Threesome with a student

[El Barto]

This picture seem familiar to me...

I'd say they're both teachers who slept with a student and they got caught after the student in question bragged about it to his friends.

Yup. Hard to blame him, actually.

[CDrice]

This picture seem familiar to me...

I'd say they're both teachers who slept with a student and they got caught after the student in question bragged about it to his friends.

Yup. Hard to blame him, actually.

Definitely 

Should we allow a PM pass if you win?  It seems a shame that somebody might have a good one ready but hasn't been able to do it yet while some winners are settling on mugshots because it is the easiest thing to search to meet the criteria.

If you have something I'll be very happy to let you take my place. I can't really think of anything interesting right now anyway.

[El Barto]

Should we allow a PM pass if you win?  It seems a shame that somebody might have a good one ready but hasn't been able to do it yet while some winners are settling on mugshots because it is the easiest thing to search to meet the criteria.

I have no idea what you're trying to say, but it does seem you have something good and since CDrise has abdicated I'll declare you up next. As for mugshots, those make perfect sense since you can often glean a good deal of info from them. I've figured out several of them here just by deducing what sort of intoxicant led to their moments of infamy.

[Calvin6s]

If you have something I'll be very happy to let you take my place. I can't really think of anything interesting right now anyway.

I have no idea what you're trying to say, but it does seem you have something good and since CDrise has abdicated I'll declare you up next.

Hmm ... wasn't trying to get a turn myself.  Just allowing people that either a) don't have something ready or b) don't have the time right then and there to give the thread the attention it needs in answering hot/cold/right in a timely fashion.  They could just simply post "I'm going to try and come up with something, but PM if you already have one ready."  More of a general unofficial rule for the thread so it keeps moving.

I actually don't have something ready right now, so I'll decline the offer.

[CDrice]

Okay then. Here's something that happened around here towards the beginning of the year. And it's not a mugshot 



Edit: I should mention that the picture is the result of what has happened and not the actual new itself.

[RuRoRul]

Water supply shut down due to unseasonal freezing.