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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2345 on: January 22, 2014, 08:06:54 AM »
Funeral?  You said you were going to a job interview.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2346 on: January 22, 2014, 09:17:11 AM »
Dude, you were so right, Mr. Johnson's wife is such a fucking slut!!!


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2347 on: January 22, 2014, 09:18:49 AM »
Wait, you can't fire Wanda! We told her if she gave us all hummers in the break room she would pass probation.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2348 on: January 22, 2014, 09:20:39 AM »
Anyone want to come to my cubicle to watch the video feed of the camera I've installed in the womens restroom?

Somebody named 'Morpheus' keeps calling me?

What does 'tazer' mean? My hot neighbor keeps promising me she's going to use one on me.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2349 on: January 23, 2014, 05:00:03 PM »
Bump for a few last contributions I'll decide in the morning
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2350 on: January 24, 2014, 01:59:22 PM »
Has anyone seen my pocket vagina 'Smurfette'? I was on my way to the restroom to clean her up and must have sat her down somewhere.....

By the way if you're curious....."six" is the answer to how many Titiltest Golf Balls can comfortably fit in an anal cavity....but definately have a divot remover nearby.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2351 on: January 24, 2014, 02:22:08 PM »
TITTY SPRINKLES!!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2352 on: January 24, 2014, 03:09:34 PM »
Did I tell you I shit in Rob's coffee cup in the break room.  You know, the one that says Mike on it.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2353 on: January 24, 2014, 03:17:26 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on January 22, 2014, 08:06:54 AM
Funeral?  You said you were going to a job interview.

Winner!

Well done jingle! You're up!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2354 on: January 24, 2014, 10:29:18 PM »
Boomerang victory!  :fistpump:

Standings:

jingle.boy - 25
gmillerdrake - 21
lonestar - 14
kingshmegland - 10
TempusVox - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 8
Zydar - 6
Podaar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 3
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

Today's scene:  Awkward announcements by an elementary school principal.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2355 on: January 24, 2014, 11:52:04 PM »
"Attention all 3rd grade girls, please report to the gymnasium for your anal examinations....annual, annual examinations!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2356 on: January 25, 2014, 02:11:32 AM »
Attention students, whoever decided to take a shit in the urinal in the boys bathroom, please report to my office immediately.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2357 on: January 25, 2014, 09:32:02 AM »
Jerry please report to the nurse's office about your penis problem.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2358 on: January 27, 2014, 06:17:47 AM »
Really?  Nothing more?  Will give it 'til the end of the day.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2359 on: January 27, 2014, 12:50:11 PM »
....and finally, don't forget this Friday is 'Spank Me Daddy Day' for all our single female staff members. You've each been e mailed your 15 minute private appointment time.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2360 on: January 27, 2014, 12:53:00 PM »
Attention all 6th through 8th grade classes.  Have you ever had that "Not so fresh feeling?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2361 on: January 27, 2014, 03:45:08 PM »
In honor of 'Special Needs Day' all Art Class fingerprinting and water coloring will be performed using aged feces and dyed urine.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2362 on: January 27, 2014, 04:01:34 PM »
Chad Berry will you come to the office.  You mother brought you a new underwear.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2363 on: January 28, 2014, 05:32:32 AM »
Quote from: TempusVox on January 24, 2014, 11:52:04 PM
"Attention all 3rd grade girls, please report to the gymnasium for your anal examinations....annual, annual examinations!"

Ahhh... the importance of good handwriting!

Winner.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2364 on: January 28, 2014, 06:48:38 AM »


Standings:

jingle.boy - 25
gmillerdrake - 21
lonestar - 14
Tempusvox - 10
kingshmegland - 10
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 8
Zydar - 6
Podaar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 3
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

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Todays scene: Inappropriate things to say when meeting the Queen of England.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2365 on: January 28, 2014, 07:09:22 AM »
Your Majesty is like a stream of bat's piss.

Anyone who would drink Tanqueray would drink their own bath water.

I'm very pleased to make your acquaintance, Vickie!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2366 on: January 28, 2014, 08:13:15 AM »
I know they say 'long live the Queen', but jeez.....how the 'F' old are you?

These "jewels" aren't Royal or anything but they like a good 'polishing'.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2367 on: January 28, 2014, 08:21:33 AM »
So, can Phil still raise the flag... if you know what I mean?  :eyebrows:

Pleasure to meet you.  Where are Chuck and Seabiscuit... I mean, Camilla?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2368 on: January 28, 2014, 08:37:05 AM »
To quote a great American songwriter....one Mr. Tone Loc......"you can be my Queen if you know what I mean, and let us do the Wild Thing"....

I'm certainly no James Bond but I could be your Private Dick?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2369 on: January 28, 2014, 10:27:42 AM »
God your son's a pussy....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2370 on: January 28, 2014, 12:40:58 PM »
The gift we bring...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2371 on: January 28, 2014, 01:46:07 PM »
Who invited this old bitch?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2372 on: January 28, 2014, 02:45:31 PM »
Wait...you're not Maggie Smith! I was told we were meeting the cast of Downton Abbey. I want my money back you old cow!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2373 on: January 28, 2014, 05:33:58 PM »
So are you a fan of Hitler like your grandson?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2374 on: January 28, 2014, 06:44:38 PM »
<sniff... snifff...>  Did you just crop dust me??

So ... Churchill.  Was he a man-beast in the sack?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2375 on: January 28, 2014, 07:30:55 PM »
Whoops, don't want to step on your titty...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2376 on: January 29, 2014, 08:43:54 AM »
"So, I hear your going broke. I'll give you £20 for a hand job?"

"Excuse me, can you direct me to the loo?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2377 on: January 30, 2014, 12:59:26 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on January 28, 2014, 06:44:38 PM
<sniff... snifff...>  Did you just crop dust me??

So ... Churchill.  Was he a man-beast in the sack?

Either wins this round. You're up!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2378 on: January 30, 2014, 05:26:32 AM »
Standings:

jingle.boy - 26
gmillerdrake - 21
lonestar - 14
Tempusvox - 10
kingshmegland - 10
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 8
Zydar - 6
Podaar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 3
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

Today's Scene (though not really a scene).  Unusual/Awkward Facebook groups
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2379 on: January 30, 2014, 06:17:51 AM »
The Dirty Panty Fanatics of Skokie..."Like" our page.

Children of Rape

Car Wash Aficionados

People that realize the word "bed" looks like a bed.

If I get 100,000 likes I'll eat my shoe.
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