« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 55 56 57 58 59 [60] 61 62 63 64 65 ... 88   Go Down

Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2  (Read 165762 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Online gmillerdrake

  • Proud Father.....Blessed Husband
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 19344
  • Gender: Male
  • 1 Timothy 2:5
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2065 on: December 02, 2013, 09:59:30 AM »
Apologies for the uninspiring Scene....not too many entire but it'd have been hard to top this one from King anyway...

Quote from: kingshmegland on November 29, 2013, 04:55:18 PM
I was just wondering if she "is" really juicy of is that false advertising.

You're up Sir!!
Logged
Without Faith.....Without Hope.....There can be No Peace of Mind

Offline King Postwhore

  • Couch Potato
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 59671
  • Gender: Male
  • Take that Beethoven, you deaf bastard!!
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2066 on: December 02, 2013, 12:23:13 PM »
Thank you!  Thank you!

Standings
jingle.boy - 20
gmillerdrake - 18
lonestar - 14
kingshmegland - 9
TempusVox - 8
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
masterthes - 3
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1
Prog Snob - 1


New scene:  Paul Stanley works a phone sex line when he is not touring.  What are some of his sexy lines talking to a customer?
Logged
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
"Oh, I am definitely a jackass!" - TAC

Offline TempusVox

  • Descendant of Primus
  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Posts: 5504
  • Gender: Male
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2067 on: December 02, 2013, 04:42:15 PM »
"I've been told I suck a Gene...I meant, "mean cock".
Logged
You don't HAVE a soul.You ARE a soul.You HAVE a body.
"I came here to drink milk and kick ass; and I just finished my milk."

Offline jingle.boy

  • I'm so ronery; so sad and ronery
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 45074
  • Gender: Male
  • DTF's resident deceased dictator
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2068 on: December 02, 2013, 04:59:37 PM »
I'll squeeze your lemon until the juice runs down your leg.  Wait, that's not it.  I've got big balls, and they're dirty big balls.  Wait, lemee try again.  All my flavours are guaranteed to satisfy.  Dammit.  I got the right key baby, but the wrong keyhole.  Shit! Love is like a muscle and I wanna flex.  Yeah, that's the right line.  Let's go with that.
Logged
Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 10:00:00 AM
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on November 04, 2021, 06:14:36 AM
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

Offline masterthes

  • Posts: 3975
  • Gender: Male
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2069 on: December 03, 2013, 04:34:23 AM »
Forget Gene, I'm the REAL Dr. Love

Shout it! Shout it! Shout it out loud!
Logged

Offline jingle.boy

  • I'm so ronery; so sad and ronery
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 45074
  • Gender: Male
  • DTF's resident deceased dictator
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2070 on: December 03, 2013, 04:41:42 AM »
That's right baby, first I'll turn the TV off and give you my full attention.  Then I'll agree with everything you say - your sister-in-law must be a real bitch!  After that, I'll cook dinner AND do the dishes.  Then, once I'm done the laundry, I'll rub your hair while we watch Grey's Anatomy.  Finally, we'll go to bed, and fall asleep spooning.
Logged
Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 10:00:00 AM
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on November 04, 2021, 06:14:36 AM
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

Offline King Postwhore

  • Couch Potato
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 59671
  • Gender: Male
  • Take that Beethoven, you deaf bastard!!
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2071 on: December 08, 2013, 04:27:32 AM »
Quote from: masterthes on December 03, 2013, 04:34:23 AM
Forget Gene, I'm the REAL Dr. Love

Shout it! Shout it! Shout it out loud!

Sorry!  Had a brain fart!  Both are good enough!  Winna!
Logged
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
"Oh, I am definitely a jackass!" - TAC

Offline masterthes

  • Posts: 3975
  • Gender: Male
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2072 on: December 08, 2013, 11:35:59 AM »
Standings
jingle.boy - 20
gmillerdrake - 18
lonestar - 14
kingshmegland - 9
TempusVox - 8
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
masterthes - 4
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1
Prog Snob - 1

Scene: Things a mall Santa would say when no kids/parents are around
Logged

Online gmillerdrake

  • Proud Father.....Blessed Husband
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 19344
  • Gender: Male
  • 1 Timothy 2:5
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2073 on: December 08, 2013, 12:32:29 PM »
I'd rather some of these MILFS sit on my lap than these snot nosed brats.

Logged
Without Faith.....Without Hope.....There can be No Peace of Mind

Online lonestar

  • DTF Executive Chef
  • Official DTF Tour Guide
  • ****
  • Posts: 30286
  • Gender: Male
  • Silly Hatted Knife Chucker
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2074 on: December 08, 2013, 03:38:47 PM »
For some weird reason, I always get a boner with the fat kids.



Logged

Offline jingle.boy

  • I'm so ronery; so sad and ronery
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 45074
  • Gender: Male
  • DTF's resident deceased dictator
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2075 on: December 08, 2013, 05:45:36 PM »
I'd sure like to put a lump of something in her stocking.

Later tonight, it's gonna be 9 ladies pole dancing, leading to 8 maids a milking my schlong.
Logged
Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 10:00:00 AM
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on November 04, 2021, 06:14:36 AM
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

Online lonestar

  • DTF Executive Chef
  • Official DTF Tour Guide
  • ****
  • Posts: 30286
  • Gender: Male
  • Silly Hatted Knife Chucker
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2076 on: December 08, 2013, 07:25:11 PM »
Hey bro, can you check my nose for felonies?
Logged

Online gmillerdrake

  • Proud Father.....Blessed Husband
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 19344
  • Gender: Male
  • 1 Timothy 2:5
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2077 on: December 08, 2013, 07:42:34 PM »
Turns to helper Elf: "I'd rather you shove that oversized candy cane up my  :censored than have to listen to another mom scream at her kid to smile or say 'cheeseburgers'...."

I haven't been this chaffed since the time Rudolph mistook my red rear for an in-heat reindeers behind.

If your in to licking long, red and white 'sticks' give me your number and I'll give you a call the next time my herpes break out.
Logged
Without Faith.....Without Hope.....There can be No Peace of Mind

Online lonestar

  • DTF Executive Chef
  • Official DTF Tour Guide
  • ****
  • Posts: 30286
  • Gender: Male
  • Silly Hatted Knife Chucker
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2078 on: December 08, 2013, 08:40:17 PM »
Ten fucking hours in this damn suit, I swear I could grow rice in my crotch right now.
Logged

Online gmillerdrake

  • Proud Father.....Blessed Husband
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 19344
  • Gender: Male
  • 1 Timothy 2:5
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2079 on: December 08, 2013, 08:43:26 PM »
Take this how you will....but ummm...Would you mind if I 'came' down your 'chimney' later?
Logged
Without Faith.....Without Hope.....There can be No Peace of Mind

Offline masterthes

  • Posts: 3975
  • Gender: Male
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2080 on: December 09, 2013, 04:16:34 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on December 08, 2013, 05:45:36 PM
I'd sure like to put a lump of something in her stocking.

Later tonight, it's gonna be 9 ladies pole dancing, leading to 8 maids a milking my schlong.

You're up jingle
Logged

Offline jingle.boy

  • I'm so ronery; so sad and ronery
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 45074
  • Gender: Male
  • DTF's resident deceased dictator
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2081 on: December 09, 2013, 04:41:14 AM »
jingle.boy - 21
gmillerdrake - 18
lonestar - 14
kingshmegland - 9
TempusVox - 8
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
masterthes - 4
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1
Prog Snob - 1

Today's Scene:  Someone's hacked into your FB/Twitter account, and posted this as your status.
Logged
Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 10:00:00 AM
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on November 04, 2021, 06:14:36 AM
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

Offline masterthes

  • Posts: 3975
  • Gender: Male
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2082 on: December 09, 2013, 05:06:11 AM »
I'm a pretty pretty princess

Want a bigger penis?

Anybody know of any good sales on long range shotguns?
Logged

Online gmillerdrake

  • Proud Father.....Blessed Husband
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 19344
  • Gender: Male
  • 1 Timothy 2:5
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2083 on: December 09, 2013, 07:30:50 AM »
This condom packed full of heroin is making it difficult to sit for long periods of time.

My new telescopic zoom lens is already paying dividends....pretty, pretty girl.

May need to wipe after that one....thought I could sneak it by.
Logged
Without Faith.....Without Hope.....There can be No Peace of Mind

Online lonestar

  • DTF Executive Chef
  • Official DTF Tour Guide
  • ****
  • Posts: 30286
  • Gender: Male
  • Silly Hatted Knife Chucker
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2084 on: December 09, 2013, 07:46:16 AM »
Off to the Brony convention...




After much consideration, for the benefit of my future health, I have decided to go vegan.
Logged

Offline Prog Snob

  • DT.net Veteran
  • ****
  • Posts: 16727
  • Gender: Male
  • In the end we're left infinitely and utterly alone
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2085 on: December 09, 2013, 07:58:31 AM »
I realllly have come to a crossroads and decided prog is for pussies.  So can anyone get me One Directions tickets for their concert next year?  A VIP to meet them would be OMFG  SO TEH AWESOMEZZZZ.
Logged

Offline Lucien

  • James 5:1-5
  • Posts: 4618
  • Gender: Male
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2086 on: December 09, 2013, 06:42:21 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on December 09, 2013, 07:46:16 AM
Off to the Brony convention...

What's wrong with that?
Logged
"Kind of a stupid game, isn't it?" - Calvin

Offline jingle.boy

  • I'm so ronery; so sad and ronery
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 45074
  • Gender: Male
  • DTF's resident deceased dictator
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2087 on: December 09, 2013, 07:07:30 PM »
Logged
Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 10:00:00 AM
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on November 04, 2021, 06:14:36 AM
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

Offline Lucien

  • James 5:1-5
  • Posts: 4618
  • Gender: Male
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2088 on: December 09, 2013, 07:37:42 PM »
*googles brony convention*

*sees people cosplaying as characters from the show, some of which are guys.*

What's wrong with that?
Logged
"Kind of a stupid game, isn't it?" - Calvin

Offline King Postwhore

  • Couch Potato
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 59671
  • Gender: Male
  • Take that Beethoven, you deaf bastard!!
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2089 on: December 09, 2013, 07:42:22 PM »
Alright,  this is a true post that I did on my friends FB and then he did it to me on DTF.  See if some of you remember.



"I'm in love with a man, and I don't know how to tell my wife."
Logged
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
"Oh, I am definitely a jackass!" - TAC

Offline jingle.boy

  • I'm so ronery; so sad and ronery
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 45074
  • Gender: Male
  • DTF's resident deceased dictator
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2090 on: December 11, 2013, 04:54:35 AM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on December 09, 2013, 07:30:50 AM
This condom packed full of heroin is making it difficult to sit for long periods of time.

My new telescopic zoom lens is already paying dividends....pretty, pretty girl.

May need to wipe after that one....thought I could sneak it by.

We've all been there.  Winner.
Logged
Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 10:00:00 AM
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on November 04, 2021, 06:14:36 AM
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

Online gmillerdrake

  • Proud Father.....Blessed Husband
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 19344
  • Gender: Male
  • 1 Timothy 2:5
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2091 on: December 11, 2013, 09:09:39 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on December 11, 2013, 04:54:35 AM
Quote from: gmillerdrake on December 09, 2013, 07:30:50 AM
This condom packed full of heroin is making it difficult to sit for long periods of time.

My new telescopic zoom lens is already paying dividends....pretty, pretty girl.

May need to wipe after that one....thought I could sneak it by.

We've all been there.  Winner.

Yes....yes we have. Thanks for the 'W' Chad......

Standings:

jingle.boy - 21
gmillerdrake - 19
lonestar - 14
kingshmegland - 9
TempusVox - 8
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 6
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
masterthes - 4
Scorpion - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1
Prog Snob - 1

Today's Scene:  You've just finished a very descriptive, emotional, difficult and very honest therapy session with your Therapist....you turn to him and he says "fill in the blank" to you:
Logged
Without Faith.....Without Hope.....There can be No Peace of Mind

Offline JayOctavarium

  • I used to be a whorejerk
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 10056
  • Gender: Male
  • But then I took a Hef to the knee...
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2092 on: December 11, 2013, 09:13:16 AM »
Please... just fucking kill yourself already!
Logged
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

-BlobVanDam on "Scarred"

Offline jingle.boy

  • I'm so ronery; so sad and ronery
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 45074
  • Gender: Male
  • DTF's resident deceased dictator
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2093 on: December 11, 2013, 10:01:41 AM »
I've got the weirdest boner right now.  Will you excuse me for a minute?

There's something you don't hear everyday.

Son, to give you the help you need, I'd be punching way out of my weight class.
Logged
Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 10:00:00 AM
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on November 04, 2021, 06:14:36 AM
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

Online lonestar

  • DTF Executive Chef
  • Official DTF Tour Guide
  • ****
  • Posts: 30286
  • Gender: Male
  • Silly Hatted Knife Chucker
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2094 on: December 11, 2013, 10:39:24 AM »
Is your uncle still a total slut? If so, I'd love his number....



Hey, Father Carlos was my pastor too!!!! Small world huh...



I know you got a few years sober now, but really dude, get yourself a fucking drink.
Logged

Online gmillerdrake

  • Proud Father.....Blessed Husband
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 19344
  • Gender: Male
  • 1 Timothy 2:5
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2095 on: December 11, 2013, 10:51:51 AM »
I can already tell you this is going to be an impossible choice to pick just one winner being I've cracked up multiple times already!

Keep em' coming!
Logged
Without Faith.....Without Hope.....There can be No Peace of Mind

Online lonestar

  • DTF Executive Chef
  • Official DTF Tour Guide
  • ****
  • Posts: 30286
  • Gender: Male
  • Silly Hatted Knife Chucker
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2096 on: December 11, 2013, 11:09:47 AM »
Damn, you are SUCH a little bitch...


Your wife didn't leave you cause you were unavailable emotionally bro, she left you cause I'm packing ten inches. BOOM!!!!!!
Logged

Offline JayOctavarium

  • I used to be a whorejerk
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 10056
  • Gender: Male
  • But then I took a Hef to the knee...
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2097 on: December 11, 2013, 11:19:44 AM »
Wanna see my third nipple?
Logged
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

-BlobVanDam on "Scarred"

Offline DebraKadabra

  • Witch Goddess of Lankershim Boulevard
  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 8470
  • Gender: Female
  • Can I be as my god am?
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2098 on: December 11, 2013, 01:13:57 PM »
Happy Vlasto Day!
Logged

Offline Prog Snob

  • DT.net Veteran
  • ****
  • Posts: 16727
  • Gender: Male
  • In the end we're left infinitely and utterly alone
Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2099 on: December 11, 2013, 01:19:48 PM »
For a second I didn't think you were going to come out of the trance. Hmm..You might want to wipe your mouth before you go.
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 55 56 57 58 59 [60] 61 62 63 64 65 ... 88   Go Up
« previous next »