Author Topic: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW) (Read 221502 times)

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #210 on:** April 12, 2013, 10:41:10 PM »

Gun Control = It will sort itself out....

Cedar redaC · « **Reply #211 on:** April 13, 2013, 12:44:19 AM »

This year's Darwin award will be decided in 3,2,1...

lonestar · « **Reply #212 on:** April 13, 2013, 03:25:09 AM »

You know you're a redneck when......... wait.......

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #213 on:** April 13, 2013, 03:56:48 AM »

Bubba was excited to bring home his new gun and camera phone. He bought one of them because of its easy "point and shoot" interface, but he can't for the life of him remember which. Only time will tell.....

Youtube viewers never did get get the next video in the "Hillbilly Mythbusters" series, where they would finally find out whether an iPhone could stop a bullet to the face.

Gun. Not even once.

Chris sets out to recreate the James Bond intro in meticulous detail.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #214 on:** April 13, 2013, 05:51:00 AM »

My baby loves me so much... look at the pic she took of me.

I'm a Red Sox fan trapped in a Yankee's body. I can't go on!

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #215 on:** April 13, 2013, 06:29:57 AM »

"Well, you see... whut had happened wuz... "

Onno · « **Reply #216 on:** April 13, 2013, 08:50:56 AM »

" "Mama, just killed a man...." *shares on Facebook* "

King Postwhore · « **Reply #217 on:** April 14, 2013, 04:38:42 AM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on April 12, 2013, 10:41:10 PM

Gun Control = It will sort itself out....

I laughed a little to hard on this one. Winna!

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #218 on:** April 14, 2013, 05:55:30 PM »

Thanks King!

Updated Standings:

I love Chess
Kingshmegland - 81
Bosk1- 49
Tick - 42
lonestar- 41
TempusVox - 40
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
Zydar - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
gmillerdrake - 18
YtseBitsySpider - 18
jingle.boy - 17
BlobVanDam - 17
The Silent Ham - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 9

I love Checkers
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
Nick - 8
yorost - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
chknptpie - 4
Cedar redaC - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
Onno - 2
DebraKadabra - 2

I love Lamp
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, splent, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss

New Pic!

King Postwhore · « **Reply #219 on:** April 14, 2013, 06:57:00 PM »

Hello S. E. Massengill Company! I'm having that not so fresh feeling. What can you suggest?

jonnybaxy · « **Reply #220 on:** April 15, 2013, 02:40:21 AM »

Louis spence on his day off

Ruba · « **Reply #221 on:** April 15, 2013, 05:19:11 AM »

The making of Dedicated to Chaos, deleted scenes.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #222 on:** April 15, 2013, 05:19:26 AM »

I'm not asking, and I'm certainly not telling.

Good morning Geico. I'm looking at my first month's statement, at it would appear I'm only saving 13%.

Tick · « **Reply #223 on:** April 15, 2013, 05:23:12 AM »

"Yes hello, I am a prize fighter and I recently bought a new robe from you guys for my next fight. Well, I just got it and you spelled "killer" wrong on the back. my fight is in 3 days!"

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #224 on:** April 16, 2013, 11:31:27 AM »

Gonna give this a bump for some last minute entries and then choose the winner when I get home tonight.

Cedar redaC · « **Reply #225 on:** April 16, 2013, 11:34:01 AM »

Hello Operator? I'd like to know where all the single women who are dying to meet me are.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #226 on:** April 16, 2013, 11:35:51 AM »

What am I wearing? I'm wearing that cute little robe you like so much. You want me to do what with the broom handle?!

King Postwhore · « **Reply #227 on:** April 16, 2013, 02:16:28 PM »

Hello, Victoria Secret?! I ordered a robe in Mauve and I got hot pink. Can I exchange it?

Tick · « **Reply #228 on:** April 16, 2013, 02:45:45 PM »

"Hello, Pizza Heaven. This is Ramon. My nails have been dry 20 minutes and still no double anchovy pizza. This is very upsetting."

jingle.boy · « **Reply #229 on:** April 16, 2013, 03:03:31 PM »

Hey honey. I did the laundry like you asked, but is fleece SUPPOSED to go in the dryer on high, or low? Low... yeah, that's what I thought. No, no reason in particular.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #230 on:** April 16, 2013, 03:27:49 PM »

Quote from: BlobVanDam on April 16, 2013, 11:35:51 AM

What am I wearing? I'm wearing that cute little robe you like so much. You want me to do what with the broom handle?!

Winner because this is just wrong.....

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #231 on:** April 17, 2013, 02:08:03 AM »

Thanks!

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #232 on:** April 17, 2013, 02:09:04 AM »

Updated Standings:

Robocop
Kingshmegland - 81
Bosk1- 49
Tick - 42
lonestar- 41
TempusVox - 40
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
Zydar - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
gmillerdrake - 18
YtseBitsySpider - 18
BlobVanDam - 18
jingle.boy - 17
The Silent Ham - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 9

Robocop 2
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
Nick - 8
yorost - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
chknptpie - 4
Cedar redaC - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
Onno - 2
DebraKadabra - 2

Robocop 3
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Zydar · « **Reply #233 on:** April 17, 2013, 02:09:06 AM »

Don't ask, don't tell.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #234 on:** April 17, 2013, 06:03:16 AM »

Kim Jong Un's home made Valentine's Day card to the UN.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #235 on:** April 17, 2013, 06:40:40 AM »

Quote from: BlobVanDam on April 17, 2013, 02:08:03 AM

Thanks!

I Heart War.

Tick · « **Reply #236 on:** April 17, 2013, 10:30:13 AM »

I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony. I'd like to buy the world a coke, and blow it to smithereens.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #237 on:** April 17, 2013, 10:34:18 AM »

Quote from: BlobVanDam on April 17, 2013, 02:08:03 AM

Thanks!

Dancing with the Kim Jong Un Stars.

bosk1 · « **Reply #238 on:** April 17, 2013, 10:36:38 AM »

"Spartans! What is your occupation?"

jingle.boy · « **Reply #239 on:** April 17, 2013, 10:55:49 AM »

The panoramic shot has the rest of the ground troops spelling "I" and "YMCA".

Cedar redaC · « **Reply #240 on:** April 17, 2013, 11:25:36 AM »

Quote from: BlobVanDam on April 17, 2013, 02:08:03 AM

Thanks!

The Army: Love is good, but we aren't afraid to train snipers in the background.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #241 on:** April 17, 2013, 12:46:44 PM »

Shortly after 'Dont ask don't tell' was over turned, the first all Gay regiment nicknamed the 'tickling tenth' was formed.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #242 on:** April 17, 2013, 03:20:20 PM »

Quote from: BlobVanDam on April 17, 2013, 02:08:03 AM

Thanks!

Guns across America. Fuck yeah!

Tick · « **Reply #243 on:** April 17, 2013, 03:40:15 PM »

The bad news is, she said no. The good news is Dennis Rodman said yes! so the wedding is on!

TempusVox · « **Reply #244 on:** April 17, 2013, 04:04:19 PM »

The United States Marine Corps "Gomer Pyle" formation.

News: Welcome back, Mike Portnoy!

Author Topic: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW) (Read 221502 times)