Author Topic: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW) (Read 218733 times)

Tick · « **Reply #35 on:** March 16, 2013, 12:25:16 PM »

"Alison Brie...Alison Brie...Alison Brie....ALISON BRIE....OH YEAH!!!!"

Zydar · « **Reply #36 on:** March 16, 2013, 12:33:31 PM »

There was only one lubricant that was good enough for Jake. Why vegemite?

TempusVox · « **Reply #37 on:** March 16, 2013, 01:02:57 PM »

There once was a camel named Grump,
Who had one enormous sized hump.
It made the the GI real horny,
He gave Abdul all his money...
To bang Grump all night long with his stump.

TempusVox · « **Reply #38 on:** March 16, 2013, 02:14:28 PM »

There is only so much camel toe that one man can stand to look at before he has to take action.

TempusVox · « **Reply #39 on:** March 16, 2013, 02:16:23 PM »

Hey look! Another thing you can do with "G.I. Joe's Kung Fu Grip".

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #40 on:** March 16, 2013, 03:21:16 PM »

When Private Johnson's Captain said 'Let's saddle up', it triggered an instinct engrained in his psyche from his years growing up on an isolated sheel farm.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #41 on:** March 16, 2013, 03:25:28 PM »

Surrounded by the Taliban, Cpl. Thomas hops into action with a brave distraction to allow his Company to slip away....

King Postwhore · « **Reply #42 on:** March 16, 2013, 03:26:52 PM »

Quote from: BlobVanDam on March 16, 2013, 08:23:29 AM

Sorry for the delay!

Why don't you take all of my weapon of mass destruction!

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #43 on:** March 17, 2013, 12:46:10 AM »

Hey king, I believe that would make your 6th quote, and I think there's only a max of 5 per round, and I'd hate to see you disqualified with all of your great entries.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #44 on:** March 17, 2013, 05:20:47 AM »

blob, you can't stop a man with great lines with such a good picture.

I could knock off at least 5 more!

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #45 on:** March 17, 2013, 06:26:52 PM »

I guess now we know the reason behind why Camels spit so much........

Tick · « **Reply #46 on:** March 18, 2013, 07:51:45 AM »

When I get done having sex with an animal in the desert I reach for a Camel. Camel is smooth, satisfying, and never harsh. Camel, the official cigarette of the middle east and the choice of the discriminating soldier pallet.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #47 on:** March 20, 2013, 06:23:08 AM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on March 16, 2013, 09:24:54 AM

I'm cranking it, but it won't start?!

Winner! PM sent.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #48 on:** March 20, 2013, 08:19:04 AM »

Thanks! I'll post a pick when I get out of work!!

King Postwhore · « **Reply #49 on:** March 20, 2013, 08:42:54 PM »

And here it is!!

King Postwhore · « **Reply #50 on:** March 20, 2013, 08:46:57 PM »

Standings:

Barbra Dare
Kingshmegland - 80
Bosk1- 49
Tick - 42
lonestar- 41
TempusVox - 40
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
Zydar - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
YtseBitsySpider - 18
BlobVanDam - 16
jingle.boy - 16
gmillerdrake - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
The Silent Ham - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10

Cara Lott
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
Nick - 8
yorost - 8
Eric42434224 - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
chknptpie - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Cedar redaC - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
Onno - 2
DebraKadabra - 2

Houston
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, splent, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss

Cedar redaC · « **Reply #51 on:** March 20, 2013, 08:55:13 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on March 20, 2013, 08:42:54 PM

And here it is!!

Here, we see the wild graduate student on one of his rare social outings. See how he displays his golden shoes to attract a mate.

Cedar redaC · « **Reply #52 on:** March 20, 2013, 08:56:14 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on March 20, 2013, 08:42:54 PM

And here it is!!

You're not getting away this time Lucky! I'm going to have some of those Lucky Charms if it's the last thing I do!

yorost · « **Reply #53 on:** March 21, 2013, 08:23:16 AM »

Paddy me!

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #54 on:** March 21, 2013, 08:26:51 AM »

Surprise blowjob!

Leapfrog - Ron Jeremy edition

yorost · « **Reply #55 on:** March 21, 2013, 08:34:40 AM »

I leprechaun'd the whole pants! ...why he have another on!

Zydar · « **Reply #56 on:** March 21, 2013, 08:36:48 AM »

Gah, wrong thread.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #57 on:** March 21, 2013, 10:25:21 AM »

The exact thing jingle.boy and kingshmegland did NOT attempt last week.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #58 on:** March 21, 2013, 10:48:07 AM »

That's only because I didn't want to put down my beer.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #59 on:** March 21, 2013, 10:58:03 AM »

Why the fuck am I the one jumping!?!? You're the one wearing those bitchin Nike's!

King Postwhore · « **Reply #60 on:** March 21, 2013, 11:00:01 AM »

Can you imagine you trying to catch me?! There wouldn't be anything left of you to love.

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #61 on:** March 21, 2013, 12:29:31 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on March 20, 2013, 08:42:54 PM

It's not going to suck itself.

Tick · « **Reply #62 on:** March 21, 2013, 12:54:42 PM »

"Yee ha! I was hoping wearing green would bring me some luck!"

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #63 on:** March 21, 2013, 08:30:12 PM »

Gay Irish Porn.....

Tick · « **Reply #64 on:** March 22, 2013, 05:32:13 AM »

Spoken is deep voice over voice...."THIS ST. PATRICKS DAY THE WWE IS GOING FABU! ORDER CAKE BOY RAW TODAY!"

wolfking · « **Reply #65 on:** March 22, 2013, 05:41:13 AM »

Probably best this was a deleted scene from the Green Lantern movie

King Postwhore · « **Reply #66 on:** March 23, 2013, 05:12:33 AM »

Quote from: wolfking on March 22, 2013, 05:41:13 AM

Probably best this was a deleted scene from the Green Lantern movie

I giggled a lot on this one. Poor Ryan Reynolds. Winna!

wolfking · « **Reply #67 on:** March 24, 2013, 06:56:59 PM »

Sweet as.

Standings:

Barbra Dare
Kingshmegland - 80
Bosk1- 49
Tick - 42
lonestar- 41
TempusVox - 40
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
Zydar - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
YtseBitsySpider - 18
BlobVanDam - 16
jingle.boy - 16
gmillerdrake - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
The Silent Ham - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10

Cara Lott
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
Nick - 8
yorost - 8
Eric42434224 - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
chknptpie - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Cedar redaC - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
Onno - 2
DebraKadabra - 2

Houston
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, splent, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss

wolfking · « **Reply #68 on:** March 24, 2013, 06:57:13 PM »

New one;

King Postwhore · « **Reply #69 on:** March 24, 2013, 07:10:51 PM »

Quote from: wolfking on March 24, 2013, 06:57:13 PM

New one;

Bic wins again with it's product placement.

News: Track-by-track video for Paralyzed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd5TbGbalPs&feature=youtu.be

Author Topic: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW) (Read 218733 times)