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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #140 on: April 02, 2013, 10:58:17 AM »
A rare glimpse into the secret ingredient of Dr. Lectures 4 Meat Spaghetti
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #141 on: April 02, 2013, 11:03:29 AM »
This is how Richard Simmon's "Work it out " spaghetti sauce is made.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #142 on: April 02, 2013, 11:04:10 AM »
Noodle party

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Much as garlic would keep the vampires away, Tim and Dan were sure these noodles would keep the women well away.
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #143 on: April 02, 2013, 11:07:51 AM »
Violators of Law '1' in the strict 'no carb commune named 'Pasta Schmasta' are shamefully marked for life
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #144 on: April 03, 2013, 02:41:10 AM »
"You like-a the sauce, ah?"
"The sauce is goooood."

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #145 on: April 03, 2013, 06:00:40 AM »

Italian suicide bombers. Terrorism in Italy is still a work in progress.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #146 on: April 03, 2013, 10:31:22 AM »
Well it's still better than Peanut Butter and Jelly in a tube.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #147 on: April 03, 2013, 11:09:28 PM »
Violators of Law '1' in the strict 'no carb commune named 'Pasta Schmasta' are shamefully marked for life

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #148 on: April 04, 2013, 07:32:11 AM »
Thanks. I appreciate it. I'll post a new pic when I get home from work tonight.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #149 on: April 04, 2013, 09:08:06 PM »

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New Pic. I'll be in and out of service starting Friday (heading out on a fishing trip to Table Rock Lake  :metal) so I'll check up when I can to pic the next winner.




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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #150 on: April 05, 2013, 02:59:25 AM »
Puppies on acid, I would eat them if I might.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #151 on: April 05, 2013, 03:00:45 AM »
 :rollin

I can't top that one.

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #152 on: April 05, 2013, 03:12:04 AM »
That's a nice hotdog!

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #153 on: April 05, 2013, 03:37:30 AM »
Chinese Happy Meal
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #154 on: April 05, 2013, 05:30:29 AM »
Still, it tastes like chicken.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #155 on: April 05, 2013, 10:47:12 AM »
Gives whole new meaning to Puppy Chow.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #156 on: April 06, 2013, 10:01:04 PM »
Gonna give this a bump since its the weekend, only a few entries...I'm still out of town so ill pic a winner when I return home tomorrow night. Blob's the man to beat though....
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #157 on: April 06, 2013, 10:31:41 PM »
Yet when someone bites a Rottweiler no one reports.
     

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #158 on: April 06, 2013, 11:35:52 PM »
Don't judge.  I you don't like my food choices you can just eat the Pu pu platter I have steaming in my pants.

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #159 on: April 07, 2013, 01:35:02 AM »
Damn, they're all black licorice flavor.

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #160 on: April 07, 2013, 04:31:57 AM »
And for my next trick, I will crap out a kitty.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #161 on: April 07, 2013, 04:43:02 AM »
With the continued export embargo's, binkie's can take any form in North Korea.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #162 on: April 07, 2013, 06:46:38 AM »
Vietnamese sushi.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #163 on: April 07, 2013, 05:29:49 PM »
Chinese Happy Meal

Winner! This one had me immediately.....just wanted to give you all a chance to top it. Good one Blob.......you're up!
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #164 on: April 08, 2013, 09:04:47 AM »
Thanks!

Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #165 on: April 08, 2013, 09:08:33 AM »
Updated Standings:

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #166 on: April 08, 2013, 10:19:42 AM »
Thanks!



You put your right foot in and shake it all around.........
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #167 on: April 08, 2013, 10:58:37 AM »

"Someone took a bit too much pea soup..."

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #168 on: April 08, 2013, 10:59:02 AM »

When I was a kid my mother always used to say when we dug the backyard... "Are you digging a hole to China?"
 This is how it works in China when a mother says..."what are you doing heading up to America?"
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #169 on: April 08, 2013, 12:35:20 PM »
Thighmaster 2000
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #170 on: April 08, 2013, 12:43:23 PM »
In Japan, you can do that on television.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #171 on: April 08, 2013, 12:45:35 PM »
"Ever since I saw Shawshank Redemption, I always wanted to try this."
"The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie."

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #172 on: April 08, 2013, 12:47:25 PM »
Long Dong Hung always wears a helmet, because his centre of gravity is, shall we say ... lower, than most men's. 
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #173 on: April 08, 2013, 12:48:25 PM »
I would never put my bare foot down there.

Give him a break, it was his first trip to the Americas, and he didn't know how to use it.

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #174 on: April 08, 2013, 12:50:12 PM »
"Yes, honey, I am aware that Liquid Plumber is now made in China.  But this isn't what I was expecting when I poured it in and added water."
"The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie."