Author Topic: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW) (Read 220828 times)

King Postwhore · « **Reply #385 on:** May 06, 2013, 07:03:33 PM »

Quote from: lonestar on May 06, 2013, 06:06:18 PM

Cool thanks TV. Here's one of the family dog, Brodie, begging for a bite of my turkey sammich. Have fun guys..

Change that damn station will ya?!

TempusVox · « **Reply #386 on:** May 06, 2013, 07:08:34 PM »

(In a Cleveland Brown voice): "You know I'm gonna have to eat your foot, right?"

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #387 on:** May 06, 2013, 07:10:54 PM »

Why does Mr. Abramowitz's little poodle 'Malka' next door keep barking at me and telling me I'm a dirty blooded S.O.B. and she'll never forget Auschwitz?

TempusVox · « **Reply #388 on:** May 06, 2013, 07:14:35 PM »

Dude...You're really gonna watch this? Really? Seriously? C'mon! Like, really? I mean.....c'mon. Really? Dude? Really? We never watch this? Really? Dude...Seriously? Dude...

TempusVox · « **Reply #389 on:** May 06, 2013, 07:17:53 PM »

Master...might you have but a tiny shred of a morsel for me? If you would be so kind...I will take it and go lie down over there out of your way and after I eat it, I will never ask for food again...I promise.

TempusVox · « **Reply #390 on:** May 06, 2013, 07:18:50 PM »

Man...you have no idea what kind of shit that cat was up to today!

TheSilentHam · « **Reply #391 on:** May 06, 2013, 07:45:18 PM »

I couldn't see what the two of you were eating in bed last night, but from the sounds you were making, it must have been damn awesome..... and you certainly didn't share any with me.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #392 on:** May 06, 2013, 07:52:31 PM »

Quote from: lonestar on May 06, 2013, 06:06:18 PM

Cool thanks TV. Here's one of the family dog, Brodie, begging for a bite of my turkey sammich. Have fun guys..

What's the RJ stand for?! Ridiculous jackass?! *tilts head*

yorost · « **Reply #393 on:** May 06, 2013, 07:53:49 PM »

Quote from: TheSilentHam on May 06, 2013, 07:45:18 PM

I couldn't see what the two of you were eating in bed last night, but from the sounds you were making, it must have been damn awesome..... and you certainly didn't share any with me.

I'm sure lonestar gave the dog his bacon, too.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #394 on:** May 06, 2013, 07:59:12 PM »

Quote from: yorost on May 06, 2013, 07:53:49 PM

Quote from: TheSilentHam on May 06, 2013, 07:45:18 PM
I couldn't see what the two of you were eating in bed last night, but from the sounds you were making, it must have been damn awesome..... and you certainly didn't share any with me.
I'm sure lonestar gave the dog his bacon, too.

So that's his nickname for "it"

Hey baby, want some bacon?!

yorost · « **Reply #395 on:** May 06, 2013, 08:35:22 PM »

Guess I should try and turn that into an actual caption.

How about...

Lonestar, wouldn't you rather give your bacon to a German?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #396 on:** May 06, 2013, 09:57:15 PM »

Those dinner scraps you saved for me??? Yeah, thanks for nothing; the grape compote sucked.

For breakfast, there's some bacon in the fridge. The maple kind.

bosk1 · « **Reply #397 on:** May 07, 2013, 05:09:17 PM »

Dad...um...now don't be mad when I tell you this...that 5 pound pork roast that you were letting rest on the counter...you know, the one with the prune stuffing...well...uh...it was awesome, but...I don't feel so good now, and uh...the kitchen? Just...trust me...don't go in there.

bosk1 · « **Reply #398 on:** May 07, 2013, 05:10:52 PM »

So...wanna be my "bitch?"

bosk1 · « **Reply #399 on:** May 07, 2013, 05:19:37 PM »

You're just jealous because you can't lick yourself.

lonestar · « **Reply #400 on:** May 07, 2013, 05:35:24 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on May 06, 2013, 07:52:31 PM

What's the RJ stand for?! Ridiculous jackass?! *tilts head*

As much as I hate to give the big guy another 'w', especially for a caption that puts me down(see 'denigrate'), this one just nailed it for me.

You're up King...

bosk1 · « **Reply #401 on:** May 07, 2013, 05:45:28 PM »

Man, I thought I had this one in the bag.

lonestar · « **Reply #402 on:** May 07, 2013, 06:41:11 PM »

It was just that I could actually see him saying that.

bosk1 · « **Reply #403 on:** May 07, 2013, 06:57:01 PM »

Oh well. I had another one in mind, but couldn't quite get the wording right. It was going to be something along the lines of: "Well, it's not going to lick itself. Well, actually, I guess that's not completely true..."

King Postwhore · « **Reply #404 on:** May 07, 2013, 08:10:51 PM »

Quote from: lonestar on May 07, 2013, 05:35:24 PM

Quote from: kingshmegland on May 06, 2013, 07:52:31 PM

What's the RJ stand for?! Ridiculous jackass?! *tilts head*

As much as I hate to give the big guy another 'w', especially for a caption that puts me down(see 'denigrate'), this one just nailed it for me.

You're up King...

You buddy has seen to many shenanigans and knew your initials.

Working on a picture now.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #405 on:** May 07, 2013, 08:18:36 PM »

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King Postwhore · « **Reply #406 on:** May 07, 2013, 08:19:35 PM »

I have 5 captions in my head already.

GO!!

yorost · « **Reply #407 on:** May 07, 2013, 08:33:10 PM »

All of a sudden, I feel like this thread should be in the p/r forum.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #408 on:** May 07, 2013, 08:59:38 PM »

Shanita and her son Jamal pose for their yearly family portrait.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #409 on:** May 07, 2013, 09:19:53 PM »

You're gonna "quack" fo me!

Clearly, they need the illustrated manual.

Zydar's Harlem office.

lonestar · « **Reply #410 on:** May 07, 2013, 09:32:01 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on May 07, 2013, 09:19:53 PM

Zydar's Harlem office.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #411 on:** May 07, 2013, 10:05:14 PM »

Malcolm wants to be the Varsity Quarterback so badly that his sister helps him practice snaps at any time.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #412 on:** May 07, 2013, 10:12:09 PM »

In this circumstance having to share a mutated femoral artery has caused the Siamese twins Deronda and Warner much grief over the years.

Zydar · « **Reply #413 on:** May 08, 2013, 12:12:27 AM »

Quote from: lonestar on May 07, 2013, 09:32:01 PM

Quote from: jingle.boy on May 07, 2013, 09:19:53 PM

Zydar's Harlem office.

? · « **Reply #414 on:** May 08, 2013, 05:28:05 AM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on May 07, 2013, 09:19:53 PM

Zydar's Harlem office.

I can't remember the last time anything made me laugh as hard as this

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #415 on:** May 08, 2013, 07:39:39 AM »

Sir Mix A Lot, age 16

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #416 on:** May 08, 2013, 08:40:50 AM »

When making a duck face isn't the worst part of the pic...

Cedar redaC · « **Reply #417 on:** May 08, 2013, 09:04:43 AM »

Martin Luther King Jr. died for this?

Tick · « **Reply #418 on:** May 08, 2013, 01:35:03 PM »

Viagra...its not just for old people! If you experience an erection that lasts over 4 hours go out and play. Don't just waste the day standing around with a hard on.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #419 on:** May 09, 2013, 06:53:34 AM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on May 07, 2013, 09:19:53 PM

Zydar's Harlem office.

I've got to say I laughed to damn hard at this. Winna!

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Author Topic: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW) (Read 220828 times)