Author Topic: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW) (Read 221499 times)

jingle.boy · « **Reply #420 on:** May 09, 2013, 07:19:13 AM »

First, you're standings:

Large Double Double
Kingshmegland - 83
Bosk1- 49
Tick - 43
TempusVox - 42
lonestar- 42
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
Zydar - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
jingle.boy - 19
gmillerdrake - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
BlobVanDam - 18
The Silent Ham - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 9

Medium Regular
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
Nick - 8
yorost - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
chknptpie - 4
Cedar redaC - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
Onno - 2
DebraKadabra - 2

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jingle.boy · « **Reply #421 on:** May 09, 2013, 07:19:47 AM »

And now, today's pic

bosk1 · « **Reply #422 on:** May 09, 2013, 08:19:47 AM »

I'll never be open again.

Zydar · « **Reply #423 on:** May 09, 2013, 08:21:18 AM »

Aaw, nuts!

eric42434224 · « **Reply #424 on:** May 09, 2013, 08:23:12 AM »

killll meeeee.....pleeease......

Nick · « **Reply #425 on:** May 09, 2013, 08:23:27 AM »

Johnny Knoxville is a fucking pussy.

bosk1 · « **Reply #426 on:** May 09, 2013, 08:28:49 AM »

Zydar's Yellowstone office.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #427 on:** May 09, 2013, 08:30:34 AM »

You know, I mocked it constantly, but what I wouldn't give for someone to eat my ass and balls right about now.....

Zydar · « **Reply #428 on:** May 09, 2013, 08:35:57 AM »

Quote from: bosk1 on May 09, 2013, 08:28:49 AM

Zydar's Yellowstone office.

bosk1 · « **Reply #429 on:** May 09, 2013, 09:00:41 AM »

Fluffy's backstage warmup routine may have seemed strange to some, but it really helped him reach those high notes.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #430 on:** May 09, 2013, 09:24:57 AM »

Gives a whole new meaning to bringing a sack lunch....

lonestar · « **Reply #431 on:** May 09, 2013, 09:26:17 AM »

Kid, get the fuck away from me with those scissors.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #432 on:** May 09, 2013, 09:35:22 AM »

Could I bother you to put that camera away and gently help a brother out?

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #433 on:** May 09, 2013, 09:38:51 AM »

Tom learned the hard what his wife was capable of when she discovered he'd been messing around with the little flusie chipmunk Lisa.

yorost · « **Reply #434 on:** May 09, 2013, 10:07:28 AM »

It was bad enough to begin with, but getting his eye poked out in the process didn't help matters.

Tick · « **Reply #435 on:** May 09, 2013, 10:16:17 AM »

We ate nuts with this dude!

eric42434224 · « **Reply #436 on:** May 09, 2013, 10:26:33 AM »

This is what happens when a regular squirrel tries to do the "Flying Squirrel"

bosk1 · « **Reply #437 on:** May 09, 2013, 10:29:06 AM »

Oh, bollocks!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #438 on:** May 09, 2013, 11:23:22 AM »

Quote from: eric42434224 on May 09, 2013, 10:26:33 AM

This is what happens when a regular squirrel tries to do the "Flying Squirrel"

Oh god!!!

Quote

Injury can occur if the person was sleeping and wakes up being suffocated by your massive nuts and sac.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #439 on:** May 09, 2013, 03:56:18 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on May 09, 2013, 07:19:47 AM

And now, today's pic

This stripper only wants to get paid in nuts in her face.

jonnybaxy · « **Reply #440 on:** May 09, 2013, 03:59:45 PM »

You ever had one of them days where your balls are literally on the line?

yorost · « **Reply #441 on:** May 09, 2013, 04:03:54 PM »

That's not his foot.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #442 on:** May 09, 2013, 04:07:06 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on May 09, 2013, 07:19:47 AM

And now, today's pic

Men in Black III as played by squirrels.

TheSilentHam · « **Reply #443 on:** May 09, 2013, 04:11:11 PM »

Bullwinkle: Well this is a pickle...actually its more of a kumquat.

yorost · « **Reply #444 on:** May 09, 2013, 04:14:29 PM »

Give him credit, he's taking it better than William Wallace.

lonestar · « **Reply #445 on:** May 09, 2013, 05:24:13 PM »

After his horrific journey through Mr. Slave's ass, Lemmywinks turned masochist. The pain was the only way he could cope with the remembered horrors.

yorost · « **Reply #446 on:** May 09, 2013, 05:35:17 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on May 09, 2013, 07:19:47 AM

He's thinking it. ...you know he is.

yorost · « **Reply #447 on:** May 09, 2013, 05:41:12 PM »

Jackie, you can always count on her for grotesque squirrel pictures,

TempusVox · « **Reply #448 on:** May 09, 2013, 08:26:53 PM »

Squirrels of the world! Protect your nuts!

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #449 on:** May 09, 2013, 10:10:15 PM »

No one one-ups redneck squirrel. NO ONE.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #450 on:** May 10, 2013, 05:27:48 AM »

Quote from: BlobVanDam on May 09, 2013, 08:30:34 AM

You know, I mocked it constantly, but what I wouldn't give for someone to eat my ass and balls right about now.....

Not sure why, but this one gave me the most giggles. Although, the Flying Squirrel definition had me in tears (not the caption, the definition... hadn't heard that one before).

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #451 on:** May 10, 2013, 08:28:58 AM »

Thanks, jingle!

Have at it!

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #452 on:** May 10, 2013, 08:29:55 AM »

Updated standings-

R2D2
Kingshmegland - 83
Bosk1- 49
Tick - 43
TempusVox - 42
lonestar- 42
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
Zydar - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
jingle.boy - 19
gmillerdrake - 19
BlobVanDam - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
The Silent Ham - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 9

C3PO
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
Nick - 8
yorost - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
chknptpie - 4
Cedar redaC - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
Onno - 2
DebraKadabra - 2

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jingle.boy · « **Reply #453 on:** May 10, 2013, 08:49:16 AM »

Quote from: BlobVanDam on May 10, 2013, 08:28:58 AM

Thanks, jingle!

Have at it!

Baby, I'm always stiff.

I'm programmed with 1,652 positions to maximize your pleasure.

I must warn you, there's one part that Chewbacca forgot to re-attach.

yorost · « **Reply #454 on:** May 10, 2013, 09:05:19 AM »

Not sure what she's thinking, R2D2 has proven to be the useful one countless times before.

News: Welcome back, Mike Portnoy!

Author Topic: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW) (Read 221499 times)