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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #350 on: May 01, 2013, 03:42:34 PM »
"Ok..when I found out the house I bought was haunted I was like, meh whatever. But I had to get the shitting ghost. This is costing me a small fortune."
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #351 on: May 01, 2013, 07:53:02 PM »



Honey! The cat's been in the bathroom again; and this time he's gone too far!
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #352 on: May 01, 2013, 07:54:34 PM »



The bathroom at Tempus' house after his 1,000th round of antibiotics.  :P
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #353 on: May 01, 2013, 07:55:31 PM »


Greetings! From White Castle!
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #354 on: May 01, 2013, 09:09:08 PM »
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Greetings! From White Castle!

C'mon Tempus....we can combine our efforts since they revolve around 'the Castle'.....

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #355 on: May 02, 2013, 03:52:23 PM »
Wow...Sorry Drake...that one slipped by me. Or should I say...."SLID!" Bwahahahahahahaha!  :biggrin:
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #356 on: May 02, 2013, 03:54:27 PM »
Yes gmillerdrake, but his made me laugh just a little bit harder so the round goes to Tempus with this caption,


"Greetings! From White Castle!:


Winna!

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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #357 on: May 02, 2013, 05:45:12 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on May 02, 2013, 03:54:27 PM
Yes gmillerdrake, but his made me laugh just a little bit harder so the round goes to Tempus with this caption,


"Greetings! From White Castle!:


Winna!

All is fair in the dog eat dog world of DTF random captioning  :tup

I had Whities for the first time in years last Saturday and was reminded Sunday and Monday of the power of those little buggars. Or should I say my wife was reminded :omg:
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #358 on: May 02, 2013, 07:35:10 PM »
Any fast food makes me use that many rolls of toilet paper. :lol
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #359 on: May 03, 2013, 04:49:06 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #360 on: May 03, 2013, 04:51:08 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #361 on: May 03, 2013, 05:26:05 PM »
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #362 on: May 03, 2013, 05:43:08 PM »
Double pocket protected and cushion for the bridge of his nose.....after a tumultuous Thanksgiving dinner Bob Gates settles in and sets out to destroy his older brother Bill.....
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #363 on: May 03, 2013, 05:54:10 PM »
There is a universe where he is worshiped as a god.

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #364 on: May 03, 2013, 05:57:28 PM »
Hackers:  There's a reason why they hate the rest of us..........
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #365 on: May 03, 2013, 06:04:20 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #366 on: May 03, 2013, 06:08:51 PM »
I bleeve you have mah red stapler.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #367 on: May 03, 2013, 07:54:40 PM »
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Val Kilmer can even morph into a nerd.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #368 on: May 03, 2013, 08:42:18 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #369 on: May 03, 2013, 09:33:07 PM »
I may not know what's eating Gilbert Grape but I can say with certainty this man has never had sex...
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #370 on: May 03, 2013, 11:05:38 PM »
I see you're a gangster. I'm pretty gangster myself.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #371 on: May 03, 2013, 11:59:18 PM »
I have a vocabulary packed with words, just no friends to use them with. Hhhmmmm... That gives me an idea.

Please go away. It's fap time.

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #372 on: May 04, 2013, 08:29:16 AM »
Oh I just l love internet cafes.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #373 on: May 04, 2013, 08:34:01 AM »
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #374 on: May 04, 2013, 10:00:33 AM »
I've just signed up for match.com because I love to fuck bitches.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #375 on: May 04, 2013, 10:06:57 AM »
TempusVox, he's been trolling us for years.
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #376 on: May 04, 2013, 03:20:39 PM »
Bill's picture is snapped as he is learns online how to say 'She puts the lotion in the basket' in Spanish just in time for his Mexican vacation next month......
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #377 on: May 04, 2013, 03:45:18 PM »
Where did you find a picture of Dr. DTVT?
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #378 on: May 04, 2013, 11:25:18 PM »
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Where did you find a picture of Dr. DTVT?

You forgot "As a student"?
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #379 on: May 06, 2013, 04:08:18 PM »
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Winna! PM Sent!
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #380 on: May 06, 2013, 06:06:18 PM »
Cool thanks TV.  Here's one of the family dog, Brodie, begging for a bite of my turkey sammich. Have fun guys..

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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #381 on: May 06, 2013, 06:09:11 PM »
Should I pee or chew!?! ...your foots there so I can't defecate in it for you!
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #382 on: May 06, 2013, 06:11:51 PM »
That wouldn't happen to have peanut butter on it....would it?
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #383 on: May 06, 2013, 06:15:42 PM »
You lazy ass, take me out. ...we haven't been outside for two minutes already!
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Re: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW)
« Reply #384 on: May 06, 2013, 07:03:14 PM »
Hey....I've been meaning to tell you, you see that plant behind me over my left shoulder.....yeah that one, well....you're not going to need to water that today....I took care of it for you.




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