Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread. (Read 306797 times)

Super Dude · « **Reply #420 on:** October 28, 2009, 07:50:50 AM »

Uhhhhh no...

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #421 on:** October 28, 2009, 08:53:39 PM »

Quote from: millahh on October 27, 2009, 08:54:21 AM

I've blocked all of the really annoying/emo folks on my FB (well, except Jamesman ), so I don't have a whole lot to contribute to the thread, or complain about...

Hey!

Chino · « **Reply #422 on:** October 29, 2009, 04:58:05 PM »

"Out with some cotton-headed ninny muggin "

Chino · « **Reply #423 on:** October 30, 2009, 09:47:23 AM »

"MENtal illness...MENstraul cramps...MENtal breakdown...MENopause...GUYnecologist...HIStorectomy...all problems start with men"

how the hell is a man responsible for menopause?

Super Dude · « **Reply #424 on:** October 30, 2009, 09:53:36 AM »

And that's not how you spell gynecology.

millahh · « **Reply #425 on:** October 30, 2009, 09:56:32 AM »

Quote from: Super Dude on October 30, 2009, 09:53:36 AM

And that's not how you spell gynecology.

...or hysterectomy...

PlaysLikeMyung · « **Reply #426 on:** October 30, 2009, 09:57:45 AM »

Quote from: Chino on October 30, 2009, 09:47:23 AM

"MENtal illness...MENstraul cramps...MENtal breakdown...MENopause...GUYnecologist...HIStorectomy...all problems start with men"

how the hell is a man responsible for menopause?

I hate when women try to blame men for their problems

Super Dude · « **Reply #427 on:** October 30, 2009, 10:16:00 AM »

I just realized she also spelled menstrual wrong.

sonatafanica · « **Reply #428 on:** October 30, 2009, 11:05:28 AM »

There's this fuckin' noob high school kid who makes me want to throw him into a sea of burning puppies.

"i have to drive the stretch today, thats gonna suck."

First off, that stretch of road is about 40 miles long. Secondly, I drive it every morning to go to college. Shut the fuck up.

And this one made me rage. Like, I actually wanted to bash his noobishness into next week.

Ready?

"my goal is to one day listen all the way thru dream theatres Octavarium"

You know what I call that? ANY GIVEN TUESDAY MOTHERFUCKER.

Hyperplex · « **Reply #429 on:** October 30, 2009, 11:09:45 AM »

Quote from: Chino on October 30, 2009, 09:47:23 AM

"MENtal illness...MENstraul cramps...MENtal breakdown...MENopause...GUYnecologist...HIStorectomy...all problems start with men"

how the hell is a man responsible for menopause?

That is a routine lifted from many female stand-up comics. The next line usually goes "...so we gave them HERpes." $:\$

Sigz · « **Reply #430 on:** October 30, 2009, 01:13:52 PM »

Quote from: sonatafanica on October 30, 2009, 11:05:28 AM

"my goal is to one day listen all the way thru dream theatres Octavarium"

You know what I call that? ANY GIVEN TUESDAY MOTHERFUCKER.

what is this i dont even

fucking noob.

Super Dude · « **Reply #431 on:** October 30, 2009, 01:47:30 PM »

Wow. And I felt bad for not being able to get all the way through mei until last year (it clocks in at 49:55).

Fluffy Lothario · « **Reply #432 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:09:48 PM »

Quote from: Chino on October 30, 2009, 09:47:23 AM

"MENtal illness...MENstraul cramps...MENtal breakdown...MENopause...GUYnecologist...HIStorectomy...all problems start with men"

how the hell is a man responsible for menopause?

Didn't you know? In the eyes of whiny bitches, men are solely responsible for all bad things - the sinking of the Titanic, Pompeii, the extinction of the dinosaurs, Pepsi. The list goes on.

Also, I find it funny that a gynecologist is a bad thing. I mean, hey, the girl's free to have her vagina turn into a disease-ridden hellcavern if she likes. Then again, I've never had to visit one.

Super Dude · « **Reply #433 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:11:17 PM »

Quote from: Fluffy Lothario on October 30, 2009, 02:09:48 PM

Quote from: Chino on October 30, 2009, 09:47:23 AM
"MENtal illness...MENstraul cramps...MENtal breakdown...MENopause...GUYnecologist...HIStorectomy...all problems start with men"

how the hell is a man responsible for menopause?
Didn't you know? In the eyes of whiny bitches, men are solely responsible for all bad things - the sinking of the Titanic, Pompeii, the extinction of the dinosaurs, Pepsi. The list goes on.

Also, I find it funny that a gynecologist is a bad thing. I mean, hey, the girl's free to have her vagina turn into a disease-ridden hellcavern if she likes. Then again, I've never had to visit one.

What, the inside of a vagina?

lateralus88 · « **Reply #434 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:12:24 PM »

Quote from: Super Dude on October 30, 2009, 02:11:17 PM

Quote from: Fluffy Lothario on October 30, 2009, 02:09:48 PM
Quote from: Chino on October 30, 2009, 09:47:23 AM
"MENtal illness...MENstraul cramps...MENtal breakdown...MENopause...GUYnecologist...HIStorectomy...all problems start with men"

how the hell is a man responsible for menopause?
Didn't you know? In the eyes of whiny bitches, men are solely responsible for all bad things - the sinking of the Titanic, Pompeii, the extinction of the dinosaurs, Pepsi. The list goes on.

Also, I find it funny that a gynecologist is a bad thing. I mean, hey, the girl's free to have her vagina turn into a disease-ridden hellcavern if she likes. Then again, I've never had to visit one.

What, the inside of a vagina?

Super Dude · « **Reply #435 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:13:09 PM »

<_<

>_>

...

Fluffy Lothario · « **Reply #436 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:17:46 PM »

......

......

Alright SD, you win this round.

Orbert · « **Reply #437 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:07:10 PM »

Quote from: Super Dude on October 30, 2009, 01:47:30 PM

Wow. And I felt bad for not being able to get all the way through mei until last year (it clocks in at 49:55).

Mei is awesome. Long tunes like that and road trips (or in my case, long commutes) are why cars have CD players.

And LOL at the idiot who complains about driving 40 minutes, and whose goal is to get through Octavarium. 2 + 2 = ?

Super Dude · « **Reply #438 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:22:40 PM »

Quote from: Orbert on October 30, 2009, 03:07:10 PM

Quote from: Super Dude on October 30, 2009, 01:47:30 PM
Wow. And I felt bad for not being able to get all the way through mei until last year (it clocks in at 49:55).

Mei is awesome. Long tunes like that and road trips (or in my case, long commutes) are why cars have CD players.

And LOL at the idiot who complains about driving 40 minutes, and whose goal is to get through Octavarium. 2 + 2 = ?

Another forum member who likes mei!?

o/*

Arcaeus · « **Reply #439 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:37:48 PM »

Quote from: Super Dude on October 27, 2009, 07:17:16 AM

Okay, I just have to post this. First, the Eli status: "Eli is basically going to be alone forever. life is great, isn't it?"

And now, the content that deems posting this pathetic Facebook status, the comments:
Quote

Jason: WE LOVE YOU. GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD.

Eli: cant let you do that starfox

glaurung · « **Reply #440 on:** October 30, 2009, 04:24:31 PM »

One of the best recent ones at lamebook:

Orbert · « **Reply #441 on:** October 30, 2009, 04:36:14 PM »

lol mom

Orbert · « **Reply #442 on:** October 30, 2009, 04:39:47 PM »

Quote from: Super Dude on October 30, 2009, 03:22:40 PM

Quote from: Orbert on October 30, 2009, 03:07:10 PM
Quote from: Super Dude on October 30, 2009, 01:47:30 PM
Wow. And I felt bad for not being able to get all the way through mei until last year (it clocks in at 49:55).

Mei is awesome. Long tunes like that and road trips (or in my case, long commutes) are why cars have CD players.

And LOL at the idiot who complains about driving 40 minutes, and whose goal is to get through Octavarium. 2 + 2 = ?

Another forum member who likes mei!?

o/*

Echolyn are pretty cool. I checked them out a few years back when I was listening to any prog I could get my hands on. At the time, the idea of an entire CD being all one song, not a suite, not a concept album, was new to me and very intriguing, so of course I checked out Mei. It's damned hard to write a single song like that which can keep your interest for so long.

Again, I'm a pretty captive audience most of the time, since I'm in my car. But it's sweet when I can put something on and just let it play, and not fight the urge to switch to something else partway through.

MetalManiac666 · « **Reply #443 on:** October 30, 2009, 05:38:32 PM »

Quote from: glaurung on October 30, 2009, 04:24:31 PM

One of the best recent ones at lamebook:

Another World · « **Reply #444 on:** October 30, 2009, 06:31:15 PM »

Quote from: glaurung on October 30, 2009, 04:24:31 PM

One of the best recent ones at lamebook:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

TL · « **Reply #445 on:** October 30, 2009, 11:09:19 PM »

Quote from: Chino on October 30, 2009, 09:47:23 AM

"MENtal illness...MENstraul cramps...MENtal breakdown...MENopause...GUYnecologist...HIStorectomy...all problems start with men"

how the hell is a man responsible for menopause?

Woman troubles. As in, a guy having problems with his woman is having woman troubles.

There, I, assisted by a bottle of bacardi 151, just balanced the whole damn thing!

Chino · « **Reply #446 on:** November 05, 2009, 08:30:23 AM »

" is almost scared of this feeling of happiness cause everytime I start to be happy something happens and I right back to where I started with a heart in a million pieces. "

Super Dude · « **Reply #447 on:** November 05, 2009, 02:32:18 PM »

No

big enough...

Global Laziness · « **Reply #448 on:** November 05, 2009, 02:37:40 PM »

"The past is like a fatal virus spreading through my veins, I miss you & I hate you, but most of all, I love you."

lateralus88 · « **Reply #449 on:** November 05, 2009, 03:15:44 PM »

Quote from: Chino on November 05, 2009, 08:30:23 AM

" is almost scared of this feeling of happiness cause everytime I start to be happy something happens and I right back to where I started with a heart in a million pieces. "

This sounds EXACTLY like my ex.

Scurvy!Dreams · « **Reply #450 on:** November 05, 2009, 11:54:30 PM »

Quote from: lateralus88 on November 05, 2009, 03:15:44 PM

Quote from: Chino on November 05, 2009, 08:30:23 AM
" is almost scared of this feeling of happiness cause everytime I start to be happy something happens and I right back to where I started with a heart in a million pieces. "
This sounds EXACTLY like my ex.

It sounds like half the people in the Lonely Hearts Thread.

Super Dude · « **Reply #451 on:** November 06, 2009, 06:55:47 AM »

Only because bitter old men don't get Facebooks.

Ouda · « **Reply #452 on:** November 08, 2009, 01:06:57 PM »

"Metallica in 2 weeks"
"Metallica in 1 week"
"Metallica in 5 days"
"Four more days until Metallica"
"METALLICA ON TUESDAY"
"METALLICA IN 48 HOURS!!!"
"METAAAAALLICA TOMMOROW"
"MEEEEETAAAALLLLLICAAAAA TOOOONNIIGGHHHTTTT"
"LEAVING FOR METALLICA IN 20 MINUTES"
"METAAALLLLICA was Suh-WEET"
"Master, MASTER"

My facebook status for the past several weeks has pretty much been that.

Fuzzboy · « **Reply #453 on:** November 08, 2009, 01:34:37 PM »

ariich · « **Reply #454 on:** November 08, 2009, 01:46:34 PM »

Quote from: Ouda on November 08, 2009, 01:06:57 PM

"Metallica in 2 weeks"
"Metallica in 1 week"
"Metallica in 5 days"
"Four more days until Metallica"
"METALLICA ON TUESDAY"
"METALLICA IN 48 HOURS!!!"
"METAAAAALLICA TOMMOROW"
"MEEEEETAAAALLLLLICAAAAA TOOOONNIIGGHHHTTTT"
"LEAVING FOR METALLICA IN 20 MINUTES"
"METAAALLLLICA was Suh-WEET"
"Master, MASTER"

My facebook status for the past several weeks has pretty much been that.

Nice.

XJDenton and I went to see the electronic group Shpongle recently, and while we were there we both posted the following status updates from our phones:

"is preparing to be Shpongled"
"is about to be Shpongled"
"was thoroughly Shpongled"

Yes, we are just that cool.

News: DreamTheaterForums is a place for people who just don't have the time for music anymore.

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