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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #280 on: September 07, 2009, 02:01:14 PM »
My friend has 2 friends on facebook at the moment (he just made his account) and today he said "Anyone wana talk".


....I'm the only one of those two who is online at the moment.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #281 on: September 07, 2009, 02:05:58 PM »
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Quote from: Mejan on September 07, 2009, 01:42:11 PM
Quote from: TL on September 07, 2009, 01:34:15 PM
I'm going to start keeping a count of how many times I find out from Facebook status updates that some girl I went to highschool with just accidentally became a mother. I graduated in 2008.

Yeah, I went to a classy highschool.  ::)

What was your class size?
If I had to guess, maybe a couple hundred. The number of accidental mothers is apparently even higher among the people I didn't know too.

Well, that's....lovely?  Good for them?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #282 on: September 07, 2009, 02:15:05 PM »
Quote from: Mejan on September 07, 2009, 12:47:48 PM
Quote from: Slain on September 07, 2009, 12:43:27 PM
"f you could look beyond the negative and find that greater things, the smiles ,laughter,love, happyness comfort, warmpth...then you will find that the arguements meen little to nothing and the stress is a thumbnail compared to what you had."

"this time its over..... and its over for good....dont come crawling back to me when you finaly see what yoeu have lost."

"guess this is the end....... " love is just a camoflauge for what resembles rage"-slipknot"

same kid for all 3. fail.

Feeling one way or another towards a situation is one thing, but posting it all over the internet is just dumb :/ And also, no one commented on these either... this kid was always a melodramatic one though

Heartbreak does a lot of embarrassing things to people. Easpecially as a teenager. This is how to make a shameful idiot of yourself.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #283 on: September 07, 2009, 07:06:03 PM »
Quote from: lateralus88 on September 07, 2009, 02:01:14 PM
My friend has 2 friends on facebook at the moment (he just made his account) and today he said "Anyone wana talk".


....I'm the only one of those two who is online at the moment.

 :rollin :rollin :rollin

"________ w a i t i n g . f o r . t h e . w e e k e n d ."
This girl ALWAYS makes spaces in-between letters and full stops for...spaces.

"Mac users: to see something awesome, hold down the command + alt + eject buttons at the same time."
Yeaaaah... Like many people use Mac!
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #284 on: September 07, 2009, 07:31:38 PM »
Oh my god. There's a girl who changes her status like 8 times a day. The first part is always a random sentence like "I'm not perfect , but I know what I am and that's enough for me " followed by "Works, back at 9:30/Is sleeping/gone to X place/at school".

Sometimes it's even worse. She's just an attention whore
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Jesus Christ himself* comes down amidst a choir of 2 billion angels singing Handel's Hallelujah chorus. As KrotchRaut shred randomly on guitars made of dragon bones using picks made from God's kidney stones, Jesus heals a blind woman who promptly gives birth onstage to a creation of pure light.

*Yes, Jesus Christ himself. Nothing less will do.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #285 on: September 07, 2009, 10:01:14 PM »
"cause theres nowhere in this world i raTHER be, than here in my room, thinking of you, tonight" ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ "


the guy she is talking about is currently in jail for 24 months for beating her while she was pregers.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #286 on: September 07, 2009, 10:02:36 PM »
Quote from: Chino on September 07, 2009, 10:01:14 PM
"cause theres nowhere in this world i raTHER be, than here in my room, thinking of you, tonight" ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ "


the guy she is talking about is currently in jail for 24 months for beating her while she was pregers.
Is there an award for "Dumbest bitch of the year"? If so, I know who I'm nominating.

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Quote from: skydivingninja on May 02, 2011, 11:59:04 AM
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #287 on: September 08, 2009, 12:56:32 AM »
Quote from: lateralus88 on September 07, 2009, 10:02:36 PM
Quote from: Chino on September 07, 2009, 10:01:14 PM
"cause theres nowhere in this world i raTHER be, than here in my room, thinking of you, tonight" ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ "


the guy she is talking about is currently in jail for 24 months for beating her while she was pregers.
Is there an award for "Dumbest bitch of the year"? If so, I know who I'm nominating.

:slowclap:



"Is annoyed at the vending machine, i wanted a coke, not a coke zero. Gah."

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #288 on: September 08, 2009, 06:34:01 AM »
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*is sweating like a hoe in church

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #289 on: September 08, 2009, 06:48:12 AM »
wish i could feel like i use to in the past
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #290 on: September 08, 2009, 09:05:47 AM »
Quote from: SPNKr on September 08, 2009, 12:56:32 AM
Quote from: lateralus88 on September 07, 2009, 10:02:36 PM
Quote from: Chino on September 07, 2009, 10:01:14 PM
"cause theres nowhere in this world i raTHER be, than here in my room, thinking of you, tonight" ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ "


the guy she is talking about is currently in jail for 24 months for beating her while she was pregers.
Is there an award for "Dumbest bitch of the year"? If so, I know who I'm nominating.

:slowclap:



"Is annoyed at the vending machine, i wanted a coke, not a coke zero. Gah."

https://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/3377/original/super-cool-story-bro.png?1244744947

You should have posted that as a comment.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #291 on: September 08, 2009, 09:09:15 PM »
"Today has been brought to you buy FML"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #292 on: September 08, 2009, 09:16:26 PM »
"Happy Fathers day to all the dads!  Except mine.  You can go to hell."


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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #293 on: September 09, 2009, 04:38:52 PM »
"uhmm call me crazy, but is there ANY such thing as a real fucking friend?? How does... Go fuck yourself sound?"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #294 on: September 09, 2009, 05:31:01 PM »
Quote from: Chino on September 09, 2009, 04:38:52 PM
"uhmm call me crazy, but is there ANY such thing as a real fucking friend?? How does... Go fuck yourself sound?"

Someone's butt hurt!
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #295 on: September 09, 2009, 07:20:07 PM »
 :rollin

"xbox got the ring of death, bout to stab bill gates"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #296 on: September 09, 2009, 07:59:26 PM »
Quote from: sneakyblueberry on September 08, 2009, 09:16:26 PM
"Happy Fathers day to all the dads!  Except mine.  You can go to hell."




wow
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #297 on: September 09, 2009, 10:50:25 PM »
Quote from: Chino on September 09, 2009, 07:20:07 PM
:rollin

"xbox got the ring of death, bout to stab bill gates"

Oooooooooooooooh.. SNAP!
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #298 on: September 10, 2009, 06:38:52 AM »
Quote from: Chino on September 07, 2009, 10:01:14 PM
"cause theres nowhere in this world i raTHER be, than here in my room, thinking of you, tonight" ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ "


the guy she is talking about is currently in jail for 24 months for beating her while she was pregers.

her status as of this morning....

"wowwww...worst dream ever last night! Had a dream that terrance acted up in there and got 5 more years..."
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #299 on: September 11, 2009, 12:12:04 AM »
Quote from: Chino on September 10, 2009, 06:38:52 AM
Quote from: Chino on September 07, 2009, 10:01:14 PM
"cause theres nowhere in this world i raTHER be, than here in my room, thinking of you, tonight" ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ "


the guy she is talking about is currently in jail for 24 months for beating her while she was pregers.

her status as of this morning....

"wowwww...worst dream ever last night! Had a dream that terrance acted up in there and got 5 more years..."

Dear lord....there are no words.

And the thought that there are thousands of people out there with the same mind set is so horribly depressing.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #300 on: September 11, 2009, 01:51:47 AM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #301 on: September 11, 2009, 03:01:04 AM »
Hahahaha, that site is awesome.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #302 on: September 13, 2009, 04:09:40 PM »
Quote from: Chino on September 10, 2009, 06:38:52 AM
Quote from: Chino on September 07, 2009, 10:01:14 PM
"cause theres nowhere in this world i raTHER be, than here in my room, thinking of you, tonight" ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ "


the guy she is talking about is currently in jail for 24 months for beating her while she was pregers.

her status as of this morning....

"wowwww...worst dream ever last night! Had a dream that terrance acted up in there and got 5 more years..."

latest one.....

" ``every good woman needs a thug.`` lol ♥ him <333333"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #303 on: September 13, 2009, 04:14:43 PM »
" Farting on tiffs face..."

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #304 on: September 13, 2009, 05:53:17 PM »
Quote from: Chino on September 13, 2009, 04:09:40 PM
Quote from: Chino on September 10, 2009, 06:38:52 AM
Quote from: Chino on September 07, 2009, 10:01:14 PM
"cause theres nowhere in this world i raTHER be, than here in my room, thinking of you, tonight" ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ "


the guy she is talking about is currently in jail for 24 months for beating her while she was pregers.

her status as of this morning....

"wowwww...worst dream ever last night! Had a dream that terrance acted up in there and got 5 more years..."

latest one.....

" ``every good woman needs a thug.`` lol ♥ him <333333"

I don't see her surviving this relationship, literally.  Sorry if that's too mean or sad, but...it's a good possibility.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #305 on: September 13, 2009, 06:00:10 PM »
Sounds like a safe assumption.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #306 on: September 13, 2009, 06:06:01 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #307 on: September 13, 2009, 07:22:18 PM »
This one combines two of my new favorite websites:

https://www.lamebook.com/blog-celebrity
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #308 on: September 13, 2009, 07:25:33 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #309 on: September 13, 2009, 07:36:19 PM »
All of these were posted in the last like 6 minutes.


" ...okay Kanye West just freaked out on the VMAS taking the mic from taylor swift and shit...AWESOME!!!!!"

"Yeaaaa Kanyeee lol!! Shut her ass up"

" fuck kayne! GO TAYLOR!"

" I just saw the VMAs for like 2 seconds and i'm pretty sure it's all I needed to see. Way to go kanye. "

"FUCK YOU KANYE WEST. i love taylor swift and she deserves everything she wins. ♥ "

"Hm so kanye west is pretty much the worlds biggest asshole. Yepppp."

"kanye west is a jerk for stealing taylor swifts thunder... she is just as good as beyonce..NOT COOL KANYE"

" woulda like kanye to say that through the wire"

" kbye kanye."

" i'm watching the VMAs.....before this, i loved Kanye West and hated Taylor Swift. I now HATE Kanye West, and slightly love Taylor Swift...."

"honestly though i just fucking missed the kanye thing by like two mins"

"As eeevvveerryyoonnee else is saying...wow kanye wow..dick move asshole"

"what did Kanye do??"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #310 on: September 13, 2009, 07:37:34 PM »
Quote from: Chino on September 13, 2009, 07:36:19 PM
All of these were posted in the last like 6 minutes.


" ...okay Kanye West just freaked out on the VMAS taking the mic from taylor swift and shit...AWESOME!!!!!"

"Yeaaaa Kanyeee lol!! Shut her ass up"

" fuck kayne! GO TAYLOR!"

" I just saw the VMAs for like 2 seconds and i'm pretty sure it's all I needed to see. Way to go kanye. "

"FUCK YOU KANYE WEST. i love taylor swift and she deserves everything she wins. ♥ "

"Hm so kanye west is pretty much the worlds biggest asshole. Yepppp."

"kanye west is a jerk for stealing taylor swifts thunder... she is just as good as beyonce..NOT COOL KANYE"

" woulda like kanye to say that through the wire"

" kbye kanye."

" i'm watching the VMAs.....before this, i loved Kanye West and hated Taylor Swift. I now HATE Kanye West, and slightly love Taylor Swift...."

"honestly though i just fucking missed the kanye thing by like two mins"

"As eeevvveerryyoonnee else is saying...wow kanye wow..dick move asshole"

"what did Kanye do??"

Same here brother.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #311 on: September 13, 2009, 08:11:29 PM »
Yeah...I had a few of those as well.

It made me depressed that I'm "friends" with so many people that are watching that shit.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #312 on: September 14, 2009, 09:06:36 PM »
 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

" hope kanye doesn't go to Swayze's funeral. "I'll let you get back to yo funeral in a minute,but MJ had the best death all year. Just sayin"."
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #313 on: September 14, 2009, 09:53:14 PM »
Quote from: Chino on September 14, 2009, 09:06:36 PM
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

" hope kanye doesn't go to Swayze's funeral. "I'll let you get back to yo funeral in a minute,but MJ had the best death all year. Just sayin"."

That's everywhere now...still hilarious though. :P
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #314 on: September 17, 2009, 01:29:56 PM »
"tomorrow I leave for germany for a month! 15 hour flight tho, fml!"
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