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Offline Birch Boy

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #315 on: September 17, 2009, 01:36:41 PM »
"just peed in the middle of the road and almost got hit by a van in the process".
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #316 on: September 17, 2009, 02:43:20 PM »
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"tomorrow I leave for germany for a month! 15 hour flight tho, fml!"

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #317 on: September 17, 2009, 02:49:30 PM »
So some of these people sound like real twats (or, to use RobWebster's term, twunts).  Do you just stay facebook friends with them for the tragic humor?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #318 on: September 17, 2009, 03:22:15 PM »
Quote from: millahh on September 17, 2009, 02:49:30 PM
So some of these people sound like real twats (or, to use RobWebster's term, twunts).  Do you just stay facebook friends with them for the tragic humor?

Honestly.... the tragic humor. It does good for my self esteem to see people who suck so badly at life.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #319 on: September 18, 2009, 12:28:56 PM »
"if yer facebook status relects how sad and lonely you are, thats prolly y your sad and lonely hahahahhahaha"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #320 on: September 18, 2009, 02:22:31 PM »
Quote from: BirchBoy on September 17, 2009, 01:36:41 PM
"just peed in the middle of the road and almost got hit by a van in the process".
I don't see how this could happen. Isn't this what bushes on the side of the road are for?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #321 on: September 18, 2009, 03:00:59 PM »
Seriously.  If you're gonna stand in the middle of traffic and pee, you deserve to get hit.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #322 on: September 23, 2009, 05:45:21 PM »
"why the hell did i ever transfer.. soo stressed out its not even funny"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #323 on: September 23, 2009, 09:08:13 PM »
Sarah Seymour  still mourning my ipod =[
- fuck my life.

why kant everything be NORMAL and all our minds make up & everything clear !? hate mixed up feelings ! wat do i wantttttt !? gah


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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #324 on: September 23, 2009, 09:14:26 PM »
I almost want to sig shit house, but I won't.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #325 on: September 24, 2009, 02:05:13 PM »
My friend just left work and forgot to log out of his Facebook account so I posted for him.  It reads, "I am in love with a man".  Then I logged out of his account.  I can't wait to see the reactions!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #326 on: September 24, 2009, 08:16:52 PM »
^ LOL

Stats really is the worst uni subject ever. I do not get it, I will not get it, I'm pretty much screwed.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #327 on: September 24, 2009, 08:31:27 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on September 24, 2009, 02:05:13 PM
My friend just left work and forgot to log out of his Facebook account so I posted for him.  It reads, "I am in love with a man".  Then I logged out of his account.  I can't wait to see the reactions!!!!!!!!!

I had a friend in High School that "came out of the closet" over Facebook over the weekend. By the time Monday came around, everyone was talking about how they're ok with it and that they always knew he was a little too friendly with the guys. Then we find out that it was his brother that got on his account and that he wasn't really gay.


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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #328 on: September 24, 2009, 08:54:13 PM »
Quote from: ehra on September 24, 2009, 08:31:27 PM
Quote from: kingshmegland on September 24, 2009, 02:05:13 PM
My friend just left work and forgot to log out of his Facebook account so I posted for him.  It reads, "I am in love with a man".  Then I logged out of his account.  I can't wait to see the reactions!!!!!!!!!

I had a friend in High School that "came out of the closet" over Facebook over the weekend. By the time Monday came around, everyone was talking about how they're ok with it and that they always knew he was a little too friendly with the guys. Then we find out that it was his brother that got on his account and that he wasn't really gay.

LOL! :rollin Must've sucked for him, but would of been epic lulz for everybody else :P
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #329 on: September 24, 2009, 11:27:25 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #330 on: September 24, 2009, 11:29:47 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #331 on: September 25, 2009, 12:02:08 AM »
 :lol

People really have to learn when it's better to shut up. Now more than ever. Seriously.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #332 on: September 25, 2009, 03:47:46 AM »
Quote from: tri.ad on September 25, 2009, 12:02:08 AM
:lol

People really have to learn when it's better to shut up. Now more than ever. Seriously.

Yeah they don't find it humiliating so fast..
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #333 on: September 25, 2009, 03:51:07 AM »
Quote from: Orbert on September 18, 2009, 03:00:59 PM
Seriously.  If you're gonna stand in the middle of traffic and pee, you deserve to get hit.
Before I read the previous post, I thought this was some sort of saying that you were quoting.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #334 on: September 25, 2009, 04:13:44 AM »
Pathetic pushed to the extreme my friends...

"i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka."
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #335 on: September 25, 2009, 04:38:36 AM »
Quote from: SPNKr on September 25, 2009, 04:13:44 AM
Pathetic pushed to the extreme my friends...

"i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka."

Imagine his/her boss would leave the following comment: "You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired."
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #336 on: September 25, 2009, 04:46:54 AM »
Quote from: tri.ad on September 25, 2009, 04:38:36 AM
Quote from: SPNKr on September 25, 2009, 04:13:44 AM
Pathetic pushed to the extreme my friends...

"i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka. i ♥ vodka."

Imagine his/her boss would leave the following comment: "You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired."

It's a she. A really ugly she, and really skanky *shudders*
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #337 on: September 27, 2009, 04:16:36 PM »
Well, this was the biggest WTF of the day for me...

"asss hurts, gay fantasy"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #338 on: September 27, 2009, 10:47:26 PM »
 :azn: Was there a portal gun involved?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #339 on: September 28, 2009, 07:45:23 AM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #340 on: September 28, 2009, 09:58:57 AM »
"I'll live my life the way I wanna live it! Any of you haters can hate on me all you want I like it!! Since you hate on me cause you don't kno how to live your own life so you gotta be all up in mine. So fuck you haters!!"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #341 on: September 29, 2009, 09:18:39 PM »
Oh wow, Eli really has outdone herself this time:

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Oh, even better, and she just posted this two minutes after that one:

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #342 on: September 30, 2009, 07:28:49 AM »
Did you reply with "I'll be right over with the bolt gun?"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #343 on: September 30, 2009, 07:29:53 AM »
I don't even bother anymore.  She's got this "supportive-to-the-ends-of-the-earth brigade" of friends who rush to her aid at the slightest pout.  They'd attack me if I was anything short of slavishly sympathetic.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #344 on: September 30, 2009, 07:51:36 AM »
Quote from: Super Dude on September 30, 2009, 07:29:53 AM
I don't even bother anymore.  She's got this "supportive-to-the-ends-of-the-earth brigade" of friends who rush to her aid at the slightest pout.  They'd attack me if I was anything short of slavishly sympathetic.

That's the great thing about bolt guns...there's no ammo to run out of, so there will be no problem dispatching the pity-party brigade as well.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #345 on: September 30, 2009, 07:53:33 AM »
 :lol Well at any rate, I think her boyfriend/good friend of mine would have something to say about that.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #346 on: October 04, 2009, 05:48:03 AM »
"Hello Mr. Vodka"

I have found my new idol :loser:
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #347 on: October 04, 2009, 06:49:14 AM »
Eli needs a friend
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #348 on: October 04, 2009, 03:31:44 PM »
Not all are status updates, but FB related






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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #349 on: October 04, 2009, 03:35:14 PM »
Ewwwwww......
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